GH Transcript Monday, April 24, 2023

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okay, I think that we’ve got the entrées covered. I just hope we have enough appetizers.

Are there 50 more guests coming that I don’t know about?

[Laughs]

We can always order pizza.

Ah! Bite your tongue. If you weren’t the groom, I would throttle you right now.

Okay, hey, hey.

Why aren’t you dressed?

The same reason you’re not dressed. The wedding’s not for hours.

Yeah, but I’m cooking.

Okay, I will do you a favor. I will stay out of the kitchen. But there has to be something else I can do to help get ready.

You’re supporting willow. That’s more important than anything. So how is she?

She’s sleeping soundly, and so is amelia. How are you?

Just trying to be cool, pretending to be checking his work on his phone.

Michael, you’re not working.

No, no, no, I just had to make sure that a project was on track for later. Putting it away now. Besides, I am getting married today.

[Laughter]

You are.

You are.

All right. I’m gonna head down to the gatehouse soon, help willow get her things ready when she wakes up. And it’s tradition, remember? I was the one who helped her get ready the last time she married you.

Oh, yeah.

That’s right, you did. And she looked lovely then, and she’s gonna look lovely today.

She’s gonna blow you away, michael. Just wait till you see her.

Oh, I bet. I can’t wait to see my beautiful bride.

Moll, what did dr. Navarro say?

It’s highly likely that I have endometriosis.

How likely?

It’s an unofficial diagnosis. We won’t know for sure until the results of the biopsy are back.

Oh, a biopsy.

[Dramatic music]

 

Mother, I’m not gonna disappear. I’m not even wearing a parachute.

You’re gonna have to indulge me. I searched the globe looking for you. And now you’re next to me. I’m not letting go.

Hey, I appreciate the save.

Mm. Much though I hate to admit it, tracy is the one who saved the day.

I still can’t get over you showing up at a black market auction dressed in all white. You do have a flair for the dramatic, don’t you?

Well, wardrobe critique aside, I couldn’t very well let luke’s son get executed. Although, I didn’t expect to spend that much money to save him. What was holly thinking driving the price up to 10 million?

You only paid 4.

It should have been 2.

Well, I think it’s incredibly kind of you to save luke’s son, no matter what the price.

That’s easy for you to say. But to tell the truth, I only got involved because victor cassadine was behind the auction, and I will not rest until I prove that man killed luke.

 

Any news on your father?

You mean have I had any updates in the five minutes it took me to get this cup of coffee?

Yes, that’s what I mean.

No.

Oh. I can’t just lie here, do nothing.

Look, take it easy, will you? You just got out of the icu. Doesn’t mean you’re ready for dancing.

[Machine beeping]

I’d settle for a little walk.

Look, I know how frustrated you are.

So frustrated.

Your job is to heal. Victor will be caught, and he’ll be dealt with.

Really? Haven’t we been saying that for the last six months?

Okay, but now he’s overreaching. He’s getting close to his goal, and he’s overconfident. He’s making mistakes-

letting me live, for one, and kidnapping laura’s grandsons for another.

I think we’re making some pretty big jumps. Just because victor wanted information on project demeter doesn’t mean-

it’s not a guarantee that he’s headed for the spot right here on the map.

Robert, thank god you’re here.

I pulled in to see anna. What’s happening?

We have a lead on victor.

Show me.

Yeah, so this is a map I think my seal team used when we were working on project demeter.

Demeter, demeter… victor was interested in that.

Exactly.

Well, what are all these locations?

We’re not sure, but we think they’re connected to mikkos cassadine.

Look at that one right there. You recognize that?

1981. [Chuckles] A good year for stopping mikkos.

Right, and then that’s cassadine island right there. So I think it stands to reason that all of these different sites are somehow related to the cassadines, right?

But why are they spread out? There’s no logic in that.

Trina was able to provide us with the heading from the haunted star. If we combine that heading with this map of circled locations, there’s one shared point.

It’s that island right there, right off the coast of greenland. That’s where we think victor is headed.

It’s a long shot, but that’s all we’ve got.

He’s a cunning bastard. I think I’ve figured out how to find them.

[Dramatic music]


Let me guess. Valentin?

He’s not answering my calls. And now his voicemail is full, probably from all the messages that I’ve left already or from members of the board with whom I’m in constant contact with.

Sorry, dad. I know valentin’s at the hospital. Maybe I could head over there, ask him to give you a call?

No, it’s not your responsibility. It’s his responsibility. Elq’s stock has taken a major hit, and our ceo is mia. Michael and drew were right. Only a quartermaine will truly make elq a priority, and only a quartermaine should run elq.

 

Is it drew?

No.

Oh, ned. He wants to talk about elq. You’ll have to call him back eventually, you know?

Yes, I will, but not right now. I’m trying to stay focused. I’m racking my brain. What my father told me about his master plan, I just wish we’d cracked the code.

[Knock on door]

Hi. I’m so sorry to bother you. How are you feeling, anna?

Yeah, I’m actually feeling better, you know? Are you all right?

Since the demented man that has my daughter is your father, I’d like you to tell me everything that you know about victor cassadine.

Anna and I always suspected that luke’s death wasn’t an accident. But how did you find out?

The longer I lived with it, the less sense it made. Luke spencer dying in a random accident, in switzerland of all places. What was he doing there? Certainly not there for the chocolate or for the skiing. He used to go to switzerland, zurich, do his banking, and get out. So I went to see that twit jennifer smith in prison. Something about her having the ice princess diamond just didn’t add up. She’s a schemer, but she’s a nincompoop. Certainly couldn’t mastermind a theft from luke spencer. So when I looked her straight in her vapid eyes and she told me she’d been framed, I knew she was telling me the truth.

The wsb just wanted to tie it all up. As far as they were concerned, they got the diamond back. Case solved, except it wasn’T.

Too bad nobody ever bothered to tell me, luke’s widow.

[Stammers] We thought you were getting on with your life. We didn’t have actual proof.

No, you didn’t want me in on it. You wanted to do it your way. And meanwhile, I spent 14 months trying to prove that luke has been murdered by myself.

Oh, tracy, luke wouldn’t want that.

If the site belongs to the cassadines, wouldn’t victor already know about it? I…

yes.

We’ve been assuming that the code etched into the diamond has been a set of coordinates. But what if it’s completely unrelated?

The best information we got is the heading from trina. And that site in greenland is directly on that heading.

You know, we have so many pieces of this puzzle, but we’re missing that one crucial piece that just brings it all together.

Robert.

Hey, did your contact help?

Satellite imagery has a ship parked in the cove there just off greenland. Interesting point is there’s not supposed to be anything there. But there was a research station back in the ’50s, and then they abandoned it. What’s even more interesting is that the ship is running in the dark, no transponders.

That’s it. That’s the haunted star.

We got them. We got victor.

Okay, how soon can you get the wsb there?

Well, I can’T. There’s a problem.


Well, the way dr. Navarro explained it, endometriosis develops when the tissues that usually line the inside of the uterus grow on the outside of the uterus. They’re usually non-cancerous, but these growths can cause painful periods, which I have definitely experienced.

And how long has this been going on?

I don’t know, a few months maybe. But mom, I mean, remember, I’ve always had bad cramps. But lately they’ve just gotten more and more intense.

Sweetie, you have to take your health seriously, all right. You can’t get so wrapped up with work that you put self-care on the back burner.

Yeah, I wonder who I inherited that from. I seem to recall you not necessarily leaping to get your bone density checked.

Okay, okay, we’re not doing tit for tat right now. Do as I say, not as I do.

Yeah. I hear you, mom. It took me a while to realize that each month was getting worse. And honestly, when we decided to have a baby, I was looking forward to getting pregnant right away so that I wouldn’t have any periods at all.

You’d have a whole lot of other things.

Yeah, well, it didn’t happen, so I’m back to dealing with this.

Is there a treatment?

Dr. Navarro says usually hormone therapy is prescribed.

Okay, so that’s bad because…

the hormone is estrogen.

The treatment stops ovulation, mom, which means I wouldn’t be able to get pregnant.

We were told that trina made contact. Yeah?

Yes, yes, she found a satellite phone. And she was able to relay the ship’s heading.

Your daughter is a very brave woman.

I would rather her be cowardly and safe at home. And I’m sure you can imagine how terrified I am right now not knowing what’s going on with her, whether she’s safe, whether they found her or not. What about jordan? Has she reached out to you at all, or maybe your agency?

No. Sorry, there’s been no updates on victor’s whereabouts. Listen, I really understand how you’re feeling, ’cause I’ve been in your position.

I have too. And if we hear anything, we will tell you directly. You have my word.

[Tense music]

What?

It’s ned again.

I think that you really need to take that call.

Okay. I will. I’ll be back in a minute.

 

Dr. Robinson-

 

anna, please, please, I’m here as-

as a mom right now, not as a doctor, a mother who’s very terrified for her child. And I hate to ask you this right now, but I need to know, how much danger is my daughter really in?

Is victor cassadine, is he-

is he capable of harming trina?

I’m sorry I took so long to get to you.

I’m sorry victor used me to make you do his bidding. You were in prison too. Besides, the mess was entirely of my own making. I should have seen victor’s men coming.

It seemed there were quite a few participants at that digital auction. You had quite a following, none of whom were admirers.

You know me. Rob from the rich and give to the poor, plus a small commission for personal expenses. The poor are fine with the arrangement. But the rich tend to be sore losers.

Any particular charities you are benefiting these days?

A couple of orphanages and a wildlife sanctuary in zimbabwe. I’ve been out of commission for a while, so they’re definitely gonna need some funding.

Befo re you go running backto monte carlo or wherever, you’re going to need some time to recuperate. Please reconsider.

I’m sorry, mom. I can’t stay with you in port charles. Too many people after me. It’s best that I continue to australia, where I know the players, who’s got deep pockets, and equally important, who not to cross. I need an influx of cash to continue my charity work and pay off a couple of the bastards who want to kill me.

I don’t suppose there’s any point at all in asking you to be careful.

I will if you will.

Who are you to tell me what luke spencer would or wouldn’t want for me?

I’m his friend, someone who knew him and knows that he genuinely loved you, tracy. And he wouldn’t want you spending your time and your money trying to avenge him. I think it’s good that you’re coming back to port charles. You need your family around you right now.

[Laughing] Have you met my family?

Valentin, you really are alive. I was starting to wonder.

Ned, knock it off. What do you want?

Need I remind you that since you are not dead, you’re still the ceo of elq.

Yeah, I have other priorities at the moment.

Did you even listen to the messages that I left you?

No. Listen. Anna has been in the icu. She’s been fighting for her life. You’re the chairman of the board. I figured you could handle anything that comes up.

I have been for months. But that was when you were dead. Now you’re very much alive. Is it too much to ask to put out a statement? The shareholders, the board members, the general public are all very curious as to why you pulled that stunt.

Okay, it wasn’t a stunt. My daughter’s life was in danger. Victor cassadine had to be stopped.

Yes, let’s talk about your father, who I understand is now a wanted man. Not a good look on the heels of your disappearance. No one understands what the hell is going on, let alone our ceo’s involvement in it. Look, from our shareholders’ perspective, you have perpetuated a major fraud.

My attorney will be handling that.

 

Cut the crap, valentin. You need to step up and do your damn job.

Wherever you go, you have to keep in touch. No disappearing off the face of the earth this time.

Hey, that goes for you too. Look. Victor knows you weren’t really burned in that fire you and robert staged. He knows you tricked him. He’s not likely to forget.

Good.

Satisfying though it may be to know you got the best of a megalomaniac, is going back really good idea? I mean, is there anything left in port charles for you now?

I realize how frustrating this is.

The wsb won’t act because of jurisdictional issues?

When has that ever stopped them before, robert?

There must be someone you can call, robert.

It’s all about the increased scrutiny on intelligence agencies that we have to put up with these days.

You said there was nothing on that island. What difference does it make what nation it belongs to?

Look, four innocent people have been kidnapped, and one of them is an infant.

And another is a bone marrow donor for a woman with stage four leukemia.

Exactly. I just don’t see how anyone could object to sending out a rescue team under these circumstances.

Nobody hates red tape more than I do, and I’m doing my best to plow through it, but it just takes a bit of time.

They don’t have time.

And neither do I. The hell with the wsb. I’m getting our families home now.


that you could never get pregnant?

No.

The hormone therapy is not permanent. Once molly stops taking the medication, ovulation will resume. And that’s probably why dr. Navarro wanted to wait. Until we know exactly what we’re dealing with, it’s all speculation. And worst case scenario, baby, this might be a speed bump, not a dead end.

But what if it is? I mean, I’ve already done a search on endometriosis. I know that it can cause infertility.

In some cases, definitely not all.

Right. Okay. I know you’re right. We just need more answers. You know what? I’m gonna note some questions. I’ll do research and ask dr. Navarro also.

[Tense music]

Hey, there’s an er patient I needed to check in on. Will you be okay for just a bit?

I got this.

Yeah, sure, go.

Okay. It won’t be long.

I’ll be okay. I need to check my messages. I’m waiting on discovery for a case.

Okay.

 

Talk to me.

I’m just being irrational.

You’ve got nothing-

possibly. You know, feelings are not always rational. Tell me how you really feel.

[Crying] I feel like I just got told that I’ll never be a mom.

[Sighing] Oh, baby.

 

I’m just realizing what a ridiculous question that was for me to ask. I’m asking the woman who victor cassadine shot if he’s capable of harming someone. Oh, trina. I’m sorry. I really don’t know what I was thinking. I’m so sorry.

You’re not thinking. You’re feeling helpless, aren’t you? Because your child’s in danger.

[Machine beeping] And I’m feeling useless because I can’t be out there to help bring trina and spencer and ace back safely.

Well, don’t even think about getting out of that bed, ’cause that’s not happening. As much as I would love for you to be out there leading the charge.

I’ve been told I can’T. You’re not gonna get any answers out of these agencies. You know, they’re just-

they have to be really careful about the information that they put out there. But I’m gonna be very straight with you. Victor is ruthless. He hates me, but he is very smart. And he knows that trina is his leverage over spencer. So he’s not going to hurt her. You see, because then he would lose spencer.

Okay, but see, what I’ve heard about victor, I mean, does he really care about his family?

I believe he does. He could have killed valentin, but he didn’T. He went for me, and he let his son live.

Portia, there are some very good people out there on that man’s trail. And we’re gonna get a break soon. I feel that.

I pray that you’re right. And I pray that they find victor. But I’m also getting the feeling like it might be too late.

 

Ned, I’m not gonna get into it right now, but there’s more at stake than elq stock.

My point exactly. If our stock doesn’t rebound, there are real world consequences for our employees. It’s our responsibility to protect not only our shareholders, but our employees’ livelihoods.

Okay, ned, what do you want?

I want you to either get back to work or step down so I can officially take over.

Ned, that’s not gonna happen. I am not stepping down. Once my father’s been apprehended, I will recommit to elq. In the meantime, I trust you can handle whatever might come up. Goodbye, ned.

Valentin, valentin!

[Dramatic music] Unbelievable.

Thank you, we’ll be there. Okay. We’ve got a charter plane fueled up and ready to go. I’ve got a helicopter coming here in less than an hour. We can use the helipad on the roof.

Oh, that’s great. That gives me just enough time to get home, update the family, and then get what I need.

Right, and for me to check in at the club.

Yeah, I have to check in with kevin too.

I’m in.

No, no. You’ve got to stay here and keep putting pressure on the wsb to act quickly.

I can do that anywhere.

No, you can’T. Listen, my friend, you and anna and valentin are the only ones who are going to know exactly what’s going on. So I need you here as backup.

Laura-

 

listen, this is the right way to do it. You know that.

Stay in touch.

Okay. Lean on the wsb. Okay? Meet me back here in less than an hour.

You got it.

I am gonna head to the club and brief n’neka and retrieve a little something.

Yeah, you do that. And what about portia?

Yeah, I’ll see portia before I go. She’s still upstairs in her office trying to distract herself with work.

Well, I’m sure she’s gonna appreciate the fact that we finally have a lead.

Yeah.

How many roses did you get?

Enough to fill the baskets, of course.

I can’t believe we were able to pry these baskets away from donna and avery. Donna has been practicing nonstop. She can’t wait for avery to get here so they can practice together.

Oh, that is adorable.

And donna insists that her big brother deserves the best flower girls ever.

[Laughter]

I really appreciate how hard the whole family’s working to make this day so special for willow.

And you, michael. We all love you for some reason.

[Laughter]


I know, I’m just being stupid.

Stupid? My daughter? Impossible. Honey, it’s very normal to be upset when you think something’s not right with your body, and especially if it’s something that you were counting on that you might not be able to do, like get pregnant. It’s very upsetting.

I mean, logically, I know that I could still be a mom even if I am infertile. Being a parent is so much more than just biology.

Absolutely. But we’re also getting ahead of ourselves here, right? We don’t even know if you have endometriosis until the biopsy comes back, yes?

Dr. Navarro seemed pretty certain. And I have all of the classic symptoms.

One step at a time.

Right.

And stop looking-

I’m taking this. Do not look at the internet to get your medical information. It’s just gonna leave you terrified.

I know, but mom, sitting around and waiting is just not in my dna.

I know, it’s not mine either. I’d be all over this thing, looking and trying to face the worst news head on.

Yeah, exactly. Knowledge is power.

So they say.

 

Yes, petite, she’s doing a lot better. Oh, you know what? I’m gonna let you go. I’ll give anna your well wishes. I love you too. What’s going on? What happened?

We think we know where victor is.

Where?

A small island off the coast of greenland.

Greenland? What’s in greenland?

According to the satellite, the haunted star and nothing else. But robert thinks that there was some kind of a lab there that was abandoned in the ’50s.

Mikkos preferred his underground bunkers. They were easier to conceal.

Okay, do you remember anything about a cassadine holding in greenland?

No, not at all.

Okay, well, I guess I’m about to find out. I am leaving with curtis and drew in less than an hour.

I’m going with you.

Oh, good. Great.

No, wait. I can’t do that.

Okay, I understand. Anna needs you. I’ll keep you updated as much as I can.

Laura, good luck.

[Dramatic music]

 

Look, the situation is critical. I need the director to authorize an operation now. Okay? It’s critical. I’ll be waiting for the call.

Robert, someone bothering you?

Not for long.

I’m sensing this is a bad time.

No, no, no, no, please. Come in. I’m waiting for a call. I can’t do anything. So what brings you by?

Well, I was at an arraignment. And I was on my way out when I heard your dulcet tones. So I’m glad I ran into you.

Wait, wait. Well, you didn’t really run into me. You came to me.

That’s absolutely-

that’s absolutely true. That’s actually true because I have something for you.

Oh, my day is about to look up.

[Both chuckling] Well, what do we got here?

That’s my dry cleaning bill.

I have unfinished business in port charles.

Good or bad?

That’s yet to be determined. Are you–are you up for a few questions?

Go ahead.

When you were victor’s prisoner, did he ever mention what he was up to, anything about his organization?

Well, I was there so long, the guards did get rather comfortable with me. They talked in front of me more than they probably should have.

Tell me everything.

Glad to be the catalyst of such mirth.

Do you really think that I would go running home to the bosom of my family to be embraced and comforted? My family doesn’t do team sympathy. We should have “survival of the fittest” engraved on our family crest. But it makes us sharp and strong. And I wouldn’t have it any other way.

Ned.

Shall I pour you a drink?

No, I’m okay. Maybe later. So were you finally able to reach valentin?

For all the good it did.

I’m sorry, ned. Look, I wish I could pitch in or strategize with you.

No, no, no, no, you need to focus on your family. I’ll handle elq.

I appreciate you understanding. Look, at the end of the day, we both want elq to thrive, despite whatever our differences may be.

Maybe we aren’t so different after all.

How’s that?

Look, today is not the day to talk business. But one day soon, I’d like to sit down with you and drew, talk about elq. It might be time for some changes.

Hi, guys.

Hey.

Michael, is willow around?

She’s at the gatehouse, resting.

Oh, okay. I need to speak to her. Obviously, I don’t want to disturb her, but-

 

what’s up?

What’s going on?

I can’t walk willow down the aisle today.

What’s this?

Why not?

We got a lead on the haunted star.

You found liesl?

I think so. I mean, I hope so. Curtis, laura, and I, we’re headed there right now.

Drew, “thank you” doesn’t even seem like enough. I know you can handle yourself, but you’re also putting yourself on the line.

Are you kidding? This has to be done. You don’t have to thank me. You know I would do anything in my power to rescue those hostages from victor and get liesl back here.

I just pray it’s soon.


Are you in any pain now?

No, mom. I’m okay right now. But I mean, ask me again in a month, and I will be curled up in the fetal position.

[Sighs] You know what really burns me up?

What?

Even though I’ve been experiencing some of the symptoms for a while, I never thought anything serious could be wrong with me. I mean, I’ve always been so healthy. I’m a vegetarian. I drink plenty of water. I exercise when I can. God, I mean, how could I be so foolish? Why did I put this off for so long?

Molly. Molly, don’t do that now. What’s the point, right? The good news is you’re getting it checked out now. I mean, women way too often put their health on the back burner. You know that whatever happens, your sisters and i are here for you.

I never doubted it.

 

That’s all I know. I hope it helps.

You’ve given me a better idea of what victor’s up to.

 

Passengers, we are making our final approach to port charles airport. Please fasten your seatbelts and secure your carry-on items.

I want more time with you.

This is just goodbye for now. Buckle up, mom.

 

Bill?

Let’s go back, shall we? Hold your finger right there while I start the engine. Next thing you know, motor oil all over me and my beautiful suit.

It was an accident.

Uh-huh, uh-huh. Vosburg versus putney, the offending party assumes all risk for the party affected.

Okay, I’ll pay the bill. Just don’t sue me.

[Laughs] Thank you.

Look, once again, I apologize for the evening’s disaster.

[Tense music] Yeah, who am I kidding? Come on, you’d look great wearing a paper bag.

Well, let’s not test that theory, shall we? No, w–no.

What do you mean no?

No, no. I don’t want you to kiss me like this. Well, as I recall, it didn’t end too badly.

You know, every guy really wants to hear something like that.

Of course, there’s always room for improvement.

Ah. Practice makes perfect.

 

Hey, how did things go with dr. Robinson?

Uh, well, I tried to convince her that victor wouldn’t hurt trina because she’s his leverage over spencer.

Did she believe that?

She wants to. I think she’s really trying to.

Do we believe that?

I don’t know. I wish–I wish I had more confidence that we were gonna pick up his trail.

Then you’ll be glad to know the haunted star has been located. Laura, chris, and drew are gearing up to go after victor as we speak.

That’s good. What about you?

[Dramatic music]

I know where I should be.

So do I.

 

I will bring trina home. That is a promise.

 

Hey.

Hey.

Have everything you need?

I do.

Well, where are you going? Can you tell me?

I’m going to an island off the coast of greenland.

I wish you didn’t have to go. I’m grateful because I know willow’s life depends on it.

Michael and willow are my family.

Please be careful. Please.

I’ll see you soon.

 

Please come back.

I’m gonna come back.


Everything okay?

Everything’s okay. And now that you’re back, I’m gonna leave.

Thank you again, mom.

I’m here for you.

[Soft music] And you.

Thank you.

You’re looking better. Good talk?

Yeah. How’s your “patient”?

Oh, I see definite improvement.

[Both laughing]

Well, hey, thank you for giving my mom and me some time to talk. It really helped.

We’ll get through this together, moll.

I know. I’m glad you’re back. I mean, my mom was definitely comforting, but she can’t do this.

 

[Knock on door]

[Dramatic music]

 

 

There’s one lesson in business that I’ve been slow to learn: Work can’t love you back. You figured that out before I did, and I admire you for it.

Yeah, well, don’t give me too much credit, because willow was the one who set my priorities straight.

Hey. Wow, those baskets look great.

Yeah.

[Laughs]

That’s nice to see.

How about that? It just goes to show you, family really is about coming together, celebrating the good times and comforting each other through the bad.

Today’s a little bit of both.

But we’re not gonna cry. There’s not gonna be any tears, right? Because you heard drew. I mean, he’s gonna find liesl, willow is gonna have her bone marrow transplant, and before you know it, we’re gonna be celebrating michael and willow’s 10-year anniversary.

Hear, hear. Hear, hear.

I like the sound of that. You know what? And this family is gonna be stronger because this family’s bonds are unbreakable, no matter what life throws at us.

[Door slams]

What was that?

What on earth was monica thinking planting daffodils all the way up the drive? It looks like the easter bunny threw up out there. Thank god I am home to put things to rights.

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Helicopter is 10 minutes out. We should really go up to the roof. I just hope to god that victor doesn’t find what he’s looking for and leave before you even have a chance to get there.

Well, we can’t think like that, okay? Our mission is to rescue trina, spencer, ace, and liesl, and that’s what we’re gonna do.

Amen to that. You got everything you need? Hi.

Yeah, I did. Is that bag what I think it is?

I’m just happy we’re not going through airport security.

Me too.

So how long is this flight?

About seven hours, plenty of time for us to go over everything and know what we’re gonna do when we hit the ground.

Perfect.

Okay.

I changed my mind. Is it too late to hitch a ride?

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[ Relaxing music ]

[ Phone clicking ]

[ Brooke laughs ]

Rj: Aw, nice. Look at us.

Brooke: Look at us. Rj, I– I still can’t believe you’re here.

Rj: The look on your face when you saw me… priceless.

Ridge: It was good.

Rj: Hey, don’t you laugh too hard. I got you too.

Ridge: You know what? Your surprise was so good, you almost didn’t make it in the building.

Rj: Almost. Keyword almost. All right? Ridge forrester jr. Always finds a way.

Ridge: Apparently, he does. Yes.

Brooke: Okay. You know what? You can play a trick like that on me anytime you want as long as it means you’re home, okay?

Thomas: Sorry, mom. Just… just one more second. When inspiration hits, you know?

Taylor: Oh, no, I do. I do know actually. You know, inspiration always used to hit your dad when we were just sitting down for dinner. So, I always… always kept extra napkins laying around so he could sketch on ’em.

Thomas: Yeah. Yeah. No, I remember. Um, okay. Sorry. Uh, what’s up?

Taylor: Um, it’s kind of annoying. I stopped by to really just see how things are going with hope.

Thomas: With hope?

Taylor: Yeah.

Thomas: They’re great.

Taylor: Okay. So, I have to ask. No urges or desire?

Thomas: That’s a very weird conversation to have with my mother.

Taylor: That’s a very fair conversation considering everybody’s worried. So…

Thomas: Okay. Mom, I– I promise I’m not having any urges or desires. Okay.

[ Laughs ] I– I’m not gonna try and manipulate anyone or force you and dad together. I– I honestly, I just wanna be the best designer I possibly can and I wanna prove to everybody that they can trust me, especially you.

Taylor: Oh. You don’t need to prove anything to me. I– I’m not the one, you know. I wouldn’t have backed you if I didn’t trust you. You know that, right?

Thomas: Yeah. I– I appreciate that. Thank you. I’m great.

Taylor: I know you are. You’ve done a lot of work on yourself and it’s all paying off, and I’m very proud of you. So is your dad.

Thomas: Aw. Thanks, mom.

Taylor: Yeah.

[ Taylor laughs ]

Thomas: I get it. I get it. Look, I’ve made strides before forward and then I fall back and I appreciate you looking out for me.

Taylor: Yeah. Look, you’ve– you are working harder than you’ve ever worked before and it shows, you know. But doesn’t mean that it’s not challenging working with hope day in and day out ’cause you’ve loved her for a long time.

Thomas: It’s not challenging. Yes, I do love hope. I still do ’cause she’s my friend, right? We’re coworkers. Co-parents. She’s a great person, right? But– but I’m not pursuing her in any way. I– I– I don’t want to be with her. I– I know she doesn’t want to be with me–

Taylor: I know, I know.

Thomas: And she’s with liam. And I respect their relationship and I will never, ever do anything to break them apart.

Taylor: Okay. Okay. I’m sorry I asked. I get it. I love you. Have I told you how proud I am of you?

Thomas: You just did, but it’s okay. You can tell me again ’cause I really like hearing it.

Taylor: Oh, my god. I am so proud of you.

Thomas: Thank you so much.

Taylor: Oh, my god. Sorry to just bombard you with all the questions.

[ Taylor laughs ]

Hope: Hi. Hi, taylor. Hi. I was actually– I was just about to go over some designs with thomas.

Taylor: Oh.

Ridge: Are you ever not on that thing?

Brooke: Ridge!

Ridge: What?

Rj: Check it out.

Ridge: That’s us. You uploaded the picture of us.

Rj: Yep.

Ridge: That’s got 3,000 likes already.

Rj: Yep.

Ridge: And this… you get paid for this?

Rj: Yes.

Ridge: Wow. Well, enjoy it.

Rj: Mom, I almost forgot. I come bearing gifts.

Brooke: Oh, you got me something?

Rj: Oh, yeah.

Brooke: Oh, chocolates.

Rj: Not just any old chocolates. It’s chocolates from switzerland.

Brooke: Chocolates from switzerland? I can’t believe this. Thank you, sweetie. Wait. Wait. When were you in switzerland?

Ridge: Boy gets around.

Rj: You know, it’s great seeing you two so happy. I know you guys have been through a lot lately.

Ridge: It’s an understatement.

Brooke: Yeah. But things are better now.

Rj: Yeah. I’m happy to hear it. How are all my brothers and sisters doing?

Brooke: They’re great. Bridget is in new york working at the hospital and rick’s still at international.

Rj: I know. We linked up in paris.

Brooke: Yeah, that’s right. And hope, she’s doing fabulous with her family, liam and the kids. And oh my gosh, her line, hope for the future is going crazy. It’s so successful.

Rj: I’ve– I’ve been keeping up with the latest and its fire. I gotta admit.

Brooke: Yeah.

Rj: Dad, how’s steffy?

Ridge: Steffy’s good. I mean, you know her. Force of nature, she’s got kids and a husband, a house and she’s running this company with me. It’s all effortless with her.

Rj: Yeah. Well, I’m glad that her and finn can finally put the whole sheila nightmare behind them. We all finally can, which is good.

Brooke: Hm.

Ridge: Didn’t ask about thomas. Didn’t ask about your brother.

Rj: Yeah. How– how is my big brother?

Ridge: He’s good. He’s doing really well. Have you spoken to him?

Rj: Um, no. Not in a while.

Ridge: Huh. But would you say that things are okay between the two of you? I’m steve, I lost 138 pounds in nine months on golo

Thomas: Okay. So this is what’s so amazing about lace, right? And– and keeping with the boho design. But you put it in there sort of as a base and then you can add something else on top of it like– like leather.

Hope: To give it a little edge.

Thomas: Exactly.

Hope: I like it. And we could also play with the colors and use the leather to create kind of a richer, darker tone, but then use the lace to soften it up.

Thomas: Like taking both worlds and bringing them together.

Taylor: You know what, kind of like the two of you. You know, I’ve– I’ve– I’ve never seen you guys so creatively in sync and it’s– it’s pretty cool. I’m– I’m sorry that liam is not okay with this, you know?

Hope: Oh, you know, hopefully, he gets used to it because we are co-workers.

Taylor: Yeah, of course. And god, he– he has no reason to be concerned anymore.

Thomas: Yeah. And that may be true, but he has every reason to be skeptical of me. I mean, I’ve– I’ve done some pretty horrible things in the past and hurt their relationship and I never want that to happen again. And I promise that I will, moving forward, you know, win him over. Are you okay?

Hope: Yeah. Yeah. It’s just everything is, I don’t know. We’re finally coming together with douglas, with hope for the future. And heck, I mean, even our moms are besties now.

Taylor: Yeah.

Thomas: I don’t– I didn’t see that coming.

Taylor: Yeah. Nope. Neither did I.

Thomas: I don’t think anyone could have.

Taylor: No. No. Look, brooke and I will always care about ridge. We really will. But you know, it’s– we have families with him, but it’s– it’s nice just to be done with all the drama.

Thomas: It is. You know, and dad, he wants the best for everyone honestly. I think that he really respects your friendship with brooke and I don’t know, he wants– he wants this family to be great. This– this very big, very weird and complicated family.

Rj: What’s my relationship like with my brother?

Ridge: Yeah. That’s the question.

Brooke: We understand if things are a bit complicated between you and thomas.

Rj: Complicated… it’s just what he did was messed up. Making that call to cps pretending to be mom. I’m not gonna lie, it hurt when you two got separated, but I can’t get caught up in all the family drama. I just can’T. I’ve watched my brothers and sisters go at it against each other just too many times. The whole forrester-logan rivalry, it isn’t fun, especially when you’re a forrester and a logan. And I’m proud to be both. I have great parents and amazing brothers and sisters. We’re all really, really blessed.

Ridge: Could have used your sound mind a few years ago.

Rj: Well, I think I needed to step away to develop it.

Brooke: You’ve really grown up, rj.

Ridge: We’re both proud of you.

Rj: Thank you, dad. I hope I’m not coming across like I don’t care. It’s just, I really don’t wanna get caught up in any of the family drama. It’s one of the reasons why I haven’t been back in so long.

Brooke: Of course. I mean, we understand. We don’t want you to have to feel like you need to pick a side.

Ridge: No, not at all. Family is supposed to help and inspire. It’s not something we should run from.

Rj: I’m not running, dad. I’m just trying to stay focused. You know, I think this whole latest encounter with sheila really proves that our family is much stronger unified than fighting against each other. Hell, if dad and bill can get along, there’s no reason our family can’t, right?

Ridge: Yeah, that’s a good point. Um, we’ve been doing pretty well.

Brooke: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Pretty well. It’s even better now though, right? Now that he’s back home? And I’m not gonna let you leave. I’m not. Okay everyone, our mission is complete balanced nutrition.

Hope: This is the collection so far.

Thomas: I wanted vintage hope for the future to inspire the collection, not– not be a reboot, right?

Hope: No, but showing its growth and development.

Thomas: Yeah. As we all have grown and developed over the time since hope for the future was launched, right? Actually, this one was zende’S.

Taylor: I– I love it. I– I love everything. I really do. I’M… you guys are a– a good team. You– you really are. You collaborate very, very well. I– I bet the bond is strengthened even more from parenting douglas together.

[ Door opens ]

Charlie: Sorry for the intrusion, but you might wanna lap up this grand cru before I spill it. Some might call it news, others might call it gossip.

Hope: What is it?

Charlie: Well, here I am, hard at work when the front desk wakes me– walkies me and says that ridge forrester is trying to get in the building.

Thomas: That’s the news, charlie?

Taylor: What?

Charlie: Well, security said ridge forrester was at the entrance, but ridge forrester was in his office working.

Hope: So someone is pretending to be ridge and trying to break into forrester.

Charlie: Oh, the tale of two ridges is far more complex than that my friends.

Thomas.: Can you get to the point?

Charlie: Well, the ridge at the front entrance was a real ridge. The ridge in this office was a real ridge. What? Two ridges? Two ridge forresters? How can that be? Well, there was a big ridge and a little ridge. Well, not so little anymore, I guess you’d call–

Hope: Are you talking about rj? Like our rj?

Charlie: Bingo.

Thomas: Why didn’t you just say that in the first place?

Hope: Thomas, our baby brother is home.

Thomas: Yeah.

Ridge: Well, what do you think? You– you just gonna stay for a while or you– you just gonna stay until the next festival kicks off?

Rj: That’s a fair question. But no, I’m not just passing through. I’ve– I’ve– I’ve really missed you guys. I miss being home.

Brooke: Oh, honey. You don’t know how good it makes me feel to hear you say that.

Ridge: So maybe since you’re gonna stay for a while, you could be in the office.

Brooke: Uh, ridge…

Ridge: Yeah. He could work as– as an intern.

Rj: Dad?

Ridge: What?

Rj: What are you doing? You know how I feel about the fashion industry. I–

Ridge: I know, but it’s been a while and maybe now coming back, it– it would be different. You know, you could spend some time with me, with your granddad. We’d just be here and we’d, I don’t know, we’d love to have you.

Rj: I– I appreciate the offer, but I got my own thing going on.

Ridge: Yeah. The– the online stuff.

Rj: Yeah. I mean, that’s stuff, being an influencer, it allows me to travel the world. Collaborate with so many artists. And–

Ridge: I know because you are an artist. We– we– we are artists.

Brooke: Ridge, don’t pressure him. Okay? He’s just finding his–

Ridge: I’m– I’m not! I’m just talking about the sketches you used to make. And they were good. You remember? They were good.

Rj: Dad, thank you. I appreciate it. But come on, isn’t it already busy enough here between you and granddad and hope and steffy? And not to mention thomas and zende are killing it.

Ridge: Just because they’re designers it doesn’t mean that we don’t have room for you. What?

Rj: Dad, I’ve got my own followers. I’m– I’m building my brand. I’m making my own content and it’s–

Ridge: Okay. I know. I– I get that. I’m– I’m hip to all that. But here’s the thing. Wait. Hey, if you’re gonna create some stuff here, you design some stuff here, you could make your brand bigger. Get more followers. You know what I’m saying? Please.

Brooke: Yes, I know what you’re saying, but can you just stop for a second? He just got here.

Ridge: I know.

Brooke: Look, he’s– he’s here. I don’t wanna scare him away, ridge. Stop. I really missed you so much. I did. I missed you.

Rj: I missed you too. Martial arts is my passion.

Hope: Wait, so rj is here in los angeles?

Charlie: Not just in los angeles, but in the building, mon amie. In fact, he’s in the office de grand fromage with brooke as we speak.

Thomas: Wow. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen rj.

Charlie: Well, he is not such a kid anymore. In fact, he turned out to be quite the handsome jack. Chip off the old block, if you ask me. You can tell tell ridge I said that, okay?

Thomas: Okay.

Charlie: Okay. Well, I will get outta your hair and charlie, will go back to what charlie does best and that is keeping forrester safe from neferocity.

Thomas: It’s not a word, charlie.

Charlie: Oh.

Taylor: This is exciting. Your little brother’s back.

Hope: I know. We– I was actually talking about rj with my mom this morning. I mean, she always misses him, but sometimes it just hits her really hard. So, I am sure that she is thrilled. So I am… I’m gonna go see our brother.

Thomas: Yeah, you go ahead. I’ll catch up.

Hope: Okay.

Thomas: Yeah.

Taylor: Um, okay. Um… why didn’t go with hope to see your brother?

Thomas: ‘Cause I have stuff I have to do right now.

Taylor: Really? Have you talked to rj at all?

Thomas: No. Not in a while.

Taylor: No? Why?

Thomas: Because being at odds with his mom makes for some pretty awkward conversation.

Taylor: Okay. But you’re not at odds anymore, so.

Thomas: He doesn’t know that.

Taylor: Yeah, because you haven’t talked to him in a while. See? See how that works? Come on. It’d be good for you to reconnect with your brother.

Thomas: Do you have to do the psych thing all the time?

Taylor: Do you have to avoid the psych thing all the time? I wanna know how you feel about rj being back.

Thomas: You know, I could ask you the exact same question. How do you feel about the only child that dad and brooke ever had being back?

Rj: So we’re cool, dad?

Ridge: Yeah. I’m just happy you’re home.

Brooke: We both are. And don’t worry, there’s gonna be plenty of time to figure out what you wanna do while you’re back here in la.

Rj: Well, I mean, I know I wanna work on my online brand. But don’t worry, dad, I’m not gonna slack off.

Ridge: I’m not– why do you– no, I know. I’m– I’m not worried about you slacking off. I know how you get when you’re passionate about something. I just don’t want you to forget that you have designer blood running through your veins. That’s all.

Hope: Rj.

Rj: Oh, hey, hope.

Hope: Excuse me. Come here. Come here. Hi. Oh, my gosh. I can’t believe you.

Rj: What?

Hope: When we talked yesterday, you didn’t tell me you were coming home.

Rj: Well, I wanted to surprise you and all of them.

Brooke: And what a wonderful surprise it was.

Hope: Well, you look great.

Rj: Aw, thank you. So do you. Not to mention you have been killing it with hope for the future.

Hope: Ah, yeah. Well, thomas does deserve some of the credit, but what about you? I mean, I’ve been keeping up to date on all your exciting adventures.

Rj: Yeah. It– it’s been amazing, but I, you know, I was ready to come home. I missed everybody, especially you.

Hope: Does this mean you’re going to stay for more than a week?

Brooke: He better be.

Rj: Yes. I… like I was telling mom and dad, I’m gonna be hanging around for a while and my plans are open.

Ridge: That’s what we like to hear.

Hope: Well, you were certainly missed. Right, mom?

Brooke: Yes. So much.

Hope: Oh, my gosh. Look at you. I mean, it feels just like yesterday that we were running around these halls and having dance parties in the showroom after everyone left for the day.

Rj: Yeah. Such are good times.

Hope: Yes, they were. And now we get to have some more. It’s good to have you home, rj.

Rj: It’s good to be home.

Hope: Oh, group hug.

Brooke: Let’s do a family hug.

Hope: Everyone get in here. I’m so happy.

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Brook Lynn Quartermaine

Brook Lynn is the daughter of Ned Quartermaine and his ex-wife, Lois. She grew up in Bensonhurst with Lois, but Ned visited. She’s very close with both of her parents. She came to Port Charles to stay for a while in 2004 and was involved in teen storylines off and on. She’s been back in town as an adult since 2019.

Brook Lynn is a singer and songwriter, but she lost her singing voice when her throat was slashed by Nelle. She is a very strong and smart woman. She works for ELQ and also in the music business. She has an on=again, off-again relationship with police officer Chase, who sang some of her songs and had a brief music career.

Brook Lynn is very loyal to her friends and will go to great lengths to help them. She is a good friend to Maxie.

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Ava came to town in 2013 with her daughter, Kiki. She was revealed to be part of the Jerome crime family, which had ruled Port Charles in the 80’s. Her brother, Julian, also came to town.  Ava had a past with both Franco and Silas. She claimed that Franco was the father of Kiki. She’d had an affair with Silas while he was married to Nina, and he was the real father.

Ava was also a cold-blooded murderer when she first arrived, but they toned down that aspect of her character as time went on. Although she is still a strong person and a force to be reckoned with (especially when crossed), she’s no longer a murderer. She tries to be a good person most of the time and has long left the family business.  She had a daughter, Avery, with town mobster Sonny.

Ava owns an art gallery and has friendships with some of the people in town, including Nina, Trina, and Austin. She has suffered a lot, including: the death of Kiki; having been burned in a terrible fire; losing boyfriend Morgan, losing her husband, Nikolas, who cheated on her, and the death of her brother, Julian.

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Austin (Roger Howarth) showed up in May, 2021. He was living in Pautauk, where he grew up, and found Maxie about to give birth in the nearby woods. He delivered her child and ended up moving to Port Charles. His parents are the late Jimmy Lee Holt and Charity Gatlin (characters from the show back in the 1980’s).  Although he is a dedicated doctor, he’s a bit of a strange person – quirky – and is not entirely honest. He has used people when it suits his needs and can be a bit sleazy.

Austin has been revealed to be the grandson of Edward Quartermaine (Jimmy Lee was his illegitimate son) and tried to prove that he was an heir to part of the family fortune. In the meantime, Britt hired him at General Hospital.

He is good friends with Maxie, the late Britt, and Ava. He helped Ava cover up Nikolas’ near-death.  His family in Pautauk is involved with the mob.  He is threatened by his cousin Mason.  Not much else is known about him so far.

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Tucker finalizes the deal to sell McCall Unlimited to Victor and later gives Ashley a check to pay his debt to her. Ashley asks Tucker to move in with her to see if their relationship can work. Tucker wants Ashley to prove to him that she has feelings for him. Ashley kisses Tucker to prove she has feelings for him and doesn’t want him to leave town.

Victor wants Nick to be Adam’s COO but Nick turns down the offer because they would only argue all the time. Adam and Sally talk about their fears about raising their soon-to-be-born baby girl but they agree to support each other through their doubts about parenting.

Chance gets a call and is told that Jeremy Stark has been found dead.
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  • Olivia Falconeri Quartermaine (Lisa LoCicero)
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  • Robert Scorpio (Tristan Rogers)
  • Robin Scorpio-Drake (Kimberly McCullough)
  • Rocco Falconeri (Finn Francis Carr)
  • Scott Baldwin (Kin Shriner)
  • Scout Cain (Cosette Abinate)
  • Selina Wu (Lydia Look)
  • Sergeant Robinson (Nathaniel Harris)
  • Dr. Sofia Navarro (Christina Ferraro)
  • Stella Henry (Vernee Watson)
  • Sly Thomas (Gavin Houston)
  • Sterling Robinson (Ricco Ross)
  • Terry Randolph (Cassandra James)
  • Trish (Trish Ramish)
  • Valentin Cassadine (James Patrick Stuart)
  • Violet Finn (Jophielle Love)
  • Wiley Quartermaine (Viron Weaver)
  • Yuri (Cyrus Hobbi)

 

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The Official General Hospital Trivia Book by Gerard J. Waggett (Paperback)
The Official General Hospital Trivia Book by Gerard J. Waggett (Paperback)
Soap Opera Digest - General Hospital Turns 60 cover Soap Opera Digest – General Hospital Turns 60
General Hospital Quizzes: How Well Do You Know General Hospital? book cover General Hospital Quizzes: How Well Do You Know General Hospital? by Mr Joshua Fealing
PEOPLE General Hospital 60th Anniversary magazine cover PEOPLE General Hospital 60th Anniversary
TV GUIDE MAGAZINE - MAR. 27 / APR. 9, 2023 - GENERAL HOSPITAL HITS 60! cover TV GUIDE MAGAZINE – MAR. 27 / APR. 9, 2023 – GENERAL HOSPITAL HITS 60!

An Insider's Guide to the GH Fan Club Weekend
An Insider’s Guide to the
General Hospital Fan Club Weekend
by Katrina Rasbold

People Celebrates GH

People Celebrates General Hospital
(Hardcover) 50th Anniversary Special by the Editors of People Magazine

Daytime's Greatest Weddings: General Hospital VHS

Daytime’s Greatest Weddings: General Hospital
(September 8, 1993)
VHS

Love Affair CD
Love Affair CD
Timeless love songs performed by ABC’s stars, including GH’s Bradford Anderson (Spinelli), Sonya Eddy (Epiphany), Tony Geary (Luke), and Rick Hearst (Ric).

ABC: A Holiday Affair CD

ABC: A Holiday Affair CD
Performances by GH’s Jason Thompson (Patrick) and Scott Clifton (Dillon).

Soap Dishes: The Cookbook-- Collectors Edition
Soap
Dishes: The Cookbook
GH’s Steve Burton (Jason) & Derk Cheetwood (Max), Co-Creators
Contains many recipes from 35 soap stars, including GH’s Kelly Monaco (Sam), Maurice Benard (Sonny), Drew Cheetwood (Milo), Bradford Anderson (Spinelli), Dominic Zamprogna (Dante), Rick Hearst (ex-Ric), Carolyn Hennesy (Diane), Scott Reeves (Steve), Tyler Christopher (Nikolas), Laura Wright (Carly), and Brandon Barash (Johnny).

Hot Guys of AMC, OLTL, and GH 2009 Calendar
Hot Guys of AMC, OLTL, and GH 2009 Calendar
featuring Maurice Benard (Sonny), Jason Thompson (Patrick), Greg Vaughan (Lucky), Brandon Barash (Johnny), Bradford Anderson (Spinelli), and Steve Burton (Jason).

Carpool Guy DVD cover

Carpool Guy
Movie directed by Corbin Bernsen (John Durant), starring Bernsen, Tony Geary (Luke), Rick Hearst (Ric), Sean Kanan (ex-A.J.), Lesli Kay (ex-Lois), Sharon Case (ex-Dawn) and other soap stars!

DVD


Port Chuck Volume 2
[Audio CD]
Port Chuck Volume 1
    • Maurice Benard (Sonny)

screenshot of Sonny (Maurice Benard) and Diane (Carolyn Hennesy) on GH


The Ghost and the Whale [Amazon Video]
Maurice Benard (Sonny) May 17, 2016
Nothing General About It: How Love (and Lithium) Saved Me On and Off General Hospital by Maurice Benard book cover Nothing General About It: How Love (and Lithium) Saved Me On and Off General Hospital by Maurice Benard Kindle Hardback Paperback
Maurice Benard Notebook cover Maurice Benard Notebook

 

  • Carolyn Hennesy (Diane) Books

The Secret Life of Damian Spinelli [Hardcover]

The Secret Life of Damian Spinelli
[Hardcover] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane) As the finest computer hacker in Port Charles, Spinelli has decided to put his talent to good use as a private detective.
Here are his tales of intrigue, kidnapping, murder, and more.


Pandora Gets Greedy
[Hardcover] (The Mythic Misadventures) by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)


Pandora Gets Angry
[Paperback] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)


Pandora Gets Heart
[Paperback] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)


Pandora Gets Vain
[Paperback] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)


Pandora Gets Lazy
[Paperback] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)


Pandora Gets Jealous
[Hardcover] by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)
Pandora Gets Frightened cover Pandora Gets Frightened  by Carolyn Hennesy (Diane)
A Snow White Christmas key art A Snow White Christmas Starring: Michelle Randolph, Carolyn Hennesy, Liam McNeill, et al.
  • Michael Easton (Finn/Silas/John) Books

Michael Easton (Finn/Silas/John) from his site


Credence [Paperback] by Michael Easton April 1, 2014


Soul Stealer: The Collector’s Edition
[Hardcover] by Michael Easton  February 1, 2014
The Green Woman (Hardcover) The Green Woman (Hardcover) by Peter Straub, Michael Easton and John Bolton
18 Straight Whiskeys paperback by Michael Easton (cover) Eighteen Straight Whiskeys Paperback by Michael Easton
  • Rick Springfield (ex-Noah/Eli) CDs

Rick Springfield (ex-Noah/Eli) on GH from his site



An Affair of the Heart
[DVD] [2-disc Blu-ray] Documentary film by Rick Springfield & Sylvia Caminer


Magnificent Vibration: A Novel
[Hardcover] by Rick Springfield

Rick Springfield: Live in Rockford

Rick Springfield: Live in Rockford
 DVDFeaturing 17 of his greatest hits including “Jessie’s Girl” as well as bonus material.

Rick Springfield CD
Rick
Springfield – The Day After Yesterday
Late, Late at Night by Rick Springfield cover Late, Late at Night by Rick Springfield (Hardcover)
Original Album Classics CD Box Set Rick Springfield Original Album Classics CD Box Set
Working Class Dog: 40th Anniversary Special Live Edition Working Class Dog: 40th Anniversary Special Live Edition
Springfield - Deluxe Edition CD Springfield – Deluxe Edition CD
Extended Play, Reissued, Extra Tracks, Remastered
Mission Magic CD Mission Magic CD
Rick Springfield - Greatest Hits Rick Springfield – Greatest Hits
Nick Knight (movie) Nick Knight (movie) Prime DVD
Ricki and the Flash (movie) Ricki and the Flash (movie)

Prime DVD  Blu-Ray

Rick Springfield - To The Beat of the Live Drum Rick Springfield – To The Beat of the Live Drum

Prime  DVD

Confessions of a Rick Springfield Fan Paperback by Michele L. Mathews cover Confessions of a Rick Springfield Fan Paperback by Michele L. Mathews

Buy more Rick Springfield Merchandise on his site!

 

  • Sean Kanan (ex-AJ)

Sean Kanan as AJ on GH and now

Way of the Cobra: Unleash Your Inner Badass book cover Way of the Cobra: Unleash Your Inner Badass (Paperback) by Sean Kanan (Author), Michele Kanan (Editor), and Jason Gonzalez (Illustrator)
The Modern Gentleman: Cooking and Entertaining with Sean Kanan book cover The Modern Gentleman: Cooking and Entertaining with Sean Kanan (Paperback)
Success Factor X: Inspiration, Wisdom, and Advice from 50 of America's Best book cover Success Factor X: Inspiration, Wisdom, and Advice from 50 of America’s Best (Hardcover) by Jill Liberman and Sean Kanan (Author)
Studio City on Prime Video Studio City starring Sean Kanan (AJ), Carolyn Hennesy (Diane), Tristan Rogers (Robert), Sarah Joy Brown (Carly) and Lilly Melgar (Lily)
  • Thaao Penghlis (ex-Victor)

DAYS OF OUR LIVES -- “Day of Days” -- Pictured: Thaao Penghlis at the Xbox Plaza at L.A. Live on November 12, 2022 -- (Photo by: Todd Williamson/Peacock)


Places: The Journey of My Days, My Lives
by Thaao Penghlis (ex-Victor)
Paperback

Kindle Edition
July 15, 2014
Seducing Celebrities One Meal at a Time Hardcover by Thaao Penghlis book cover Seducing Celebrities One Meal at a Time (Hardcover) by Thaao Penghlis
  • Adrienne Barbeau (ex-Suzanne)

There Are Worse Things I Could Do book cover

There Are Worse Things I Could Do
by Adrienne Barbeau (Suzanne)

Love Bites [Hardcover]

Love Bites
[Hardcover] by Adrienne Barbeau (Suzanne)

Vampyres of Hollywood [Paperback]

Vampyres of Hollywood
[Paperback] by Adrienne Barbeau (Suzanne)
  • Other GH stars

Anna Lee: Memoir of a Career on General Hospital and in Film (Paperback)

Anna Lee: Memoir of a Career on General Hospital and in Film
(Paperback) by Barbara
Cooper.   Email the author at PenInc1@aol.com

Amazon Prime Video: Marc Anthony Samuel (Felix) and Kathleen Gati (Obrecht) star in “Ladies of the Lake” and the sequel, “Ladies of the Lake: Return to Avalon.”


Miles Away
[Paperback] by Anthony Montgomery (ex-André)May 28, 2013


Girl Go Home
[Audio CD] by Scott Clifton (ex-Dillon)January 27, 2015

Main Squeeze
Maine Squeeze (Kindle Edition) by GH’s Molly Lansing-Davis

Love in Maine

Love in Maine
(Paperback) by GH’s Connie Falconeri


Baby, It’s Cold Outside
[Audio CD] Jen Lilley (ex-Maxie, GH) & Eric Martsolf (Brady, Days)

Radio Cinematic CD

Radio Cinematic
[CD] By Jonathan Jackson (ex-Lucky) & Enation


How We Got Away With It
(DVD) Jon Lindstrom (Kevin) directs and stars (or watch it on
Amazon Instant Video
)

Dead Extra (Episode 1 of 6) (A Liberty Strong Series) [Kindle Edition] by Michael Saucedo (ex-Juan)

Robin's Diary by Claire Labine, Judith Pinsker (Paperback)
Robin’s Diary by Claire Labine, Judith Pinsker (Paperback)

Luke and Laura, Vol. 1: Lovers on the Run VHS

Luke and Laura, Vol. 1: Lovers on the Run

VHS

Luke & Laura Vol.2:Greatest Love of (1994) VHS cover

Luke & Laura Vol.2:Greatest Love of (1994)

VHS

Undisputed III: Redemption DVD cover

Undisputed III: Redemption

DVD
Movie starring Mykel Shannon Jenkins (ex-Officer Murphy)

On the Brink of Bliss and Insanity (Paperback)

On the Brink of Bliss and Insanity
(Paperback) by Lisa Cerasoli (ex-V.)A novel about Annie, a self-deprecating, authentically-raw, 28-year-old who freefalls from an all-time low to rock bottom.

Greatest Hits? 1993-2010
Greatest Hits? 1993-2010 Kurth & Taylor CDFeaturing Wally Kurth (ex-Ned)

Live Kurth & Taylor CD
Live Kurth & Taylor CD Featuring Wally Kurth (ex-Ned)

I’m Not Done With U Yet [MP3 Music]
by Ilene Kristen (Delia)

Daytime's Greatest Weddings DVD cover

Daytime’s Greatest Weddings
 
DVD

Jacob Young CD

Jacob Young
CD (ex-Lucky)

Palo Alto Stories [Hardcover]

Palo Alto Stories
[Hardcover]
by James Franco (Franco)

Keeper of the Wind cover
Keeper of the Wind  (Paperback) by Charlotte Boyett-Compo
The heroine of this saga is based on Vanessa Marcil (Brenda)

35 Daytime Stars One Scandalous Secret

 

Also check out our stores for Various Soaps, All My Children, Another World, As the World Turns, Bold & the Beautiful, Days of Our Lives, Guiding Light, One Life to Live, Passions, Port Charles, The Young and the Restless, & Primetime!

We get nothing from the sale of the items below, and we have no idea if they all are still for sale or not. Please let us know if you find that one is not working or is no longer for sale. Thanks!

Search here for posters for GH actors Jack Wagner, James Franco, Elizabeth Taylor, John Franco, Richard Dean Anderson, Ricky Martin and more!

Click here for your favorite eBay items  Search Ebay for General Hospital collectibles!

Buy CD’s and DVD’s of Jen Lilley (ex-Maxie) music and movies on iTunes

Buy the GH 2014 Nurses’ Ball Soundtrack on iTunes

Ingo Rademacher (ex-Jax) and his Hawaiian wife, Ehiku, sell colorful, original Mahiku Activewear at http://www.mahiku.com/.

Tony Geary movie

Amsterdam: On the move with Anthony Geary (ex-Luke) [DVD]

To purchase a 25-minute whirlwind tour of Amsterdam (Tony’s adopted Dutch city), send a $20 money order to Jim Warren, PO Box 3555, Hollywood, CA 90078.

 

The Stafford Project

The Stafford Project: Season One [DVD]
by Michelle Stafford (Nina)

 

 

 

Wally Kurth (Justin, Days; ex-Ned, GH) and Christian Taylor have released their first new song in five years. An homage to Kurth’s home state of Montana, “Big Sky Country” features their trademark harmonies over a bed of electric and acoustic guitars. The tagline of the chorus, “The Last Best Place You Can Find,” is Montana’s state tourism slogan. It’s available as a digital download on iTunes, Amazon, and CD Baby. View a lyric video on YouTube, featuring historical concert footage of the band’s more than 20 years of live performances as well as footage of Kurth shot in Montana.

Some of the offers below may not still be available…we don’t know, sorry! If you find a bad link or an offer has gone, please let us know.

In celebration of GH’s 50th anniversary, ABC has released prints capturing iconic moments from past decades, including the 50th anniversary cast photo at http://officialabcprints.com/.

See excerpts and order the book “YOU (and Me!) at the General Hospital Fan Club Weekend” by Katrina Rasbold. It’s an insider’s guide to surviving the GH Fan Club Weekend without making an ass of yourself and getting talked about like a dog all over the Internet.

Shades of ElvisShades of Elvis: John Stamos (ex-Blackie), Rick Springfield (Noah) and many other celebrities are in this photo book!

Brandon Barash (Johnny) takes beautiful photographs, which he sells on his website http://www.brandonbarashphotography.com

Candles made by Chad Brannon’s wife, Carly. Chad played Zander on GH.

General Hospital music – Fundraiser CD!
Title of CD: “Stretch Productions: The Answer”
Part of EACH sale goes to ACD research. Alveolar Capillary Dysplasia is a rare & fatal infant lung disease. (This is a great CD for anyone who is a ‘General Hospital’ or a ‘Kurth & Taylor Band’ fan! This is a compilation CD- and there is also a song given to us from the wedding episode from TLC’s ‘The Duggars: 19 Kids & Counting’.)
Wally Kurth & Christian Taylor are very popular from ABC’s ‘General Hospital’ and gave 3 songs to be used on this compilation fundraising CD. (Christian Taylor has been faithfully working with us since 2006, and is really behind this project.)
Over the years, these songs became very popular from the show but were not commercially recorded until now. Track #1 – “The Answer”, Track #2 – “Only One I Love”, & Track #7 – “Let It Go”.
You will be very uplifted by this music, and will be helping out a very worthy cause at the same time! The Kurth and Taylor Band are playing on the CD. We provided the singers but they are playing the music.
You can hear clips and order downloads here:  ITunes  And you can also order a physical CD through our website (I can mail anyplace in the world- just be sure to either click on “USA” or “International” when you order!) Also, let me know if you want to put a few CDs in a store- and I’ll give you the wholesale price. – Cami McCraw

Maurice Benard & Steve Burton Photo BooksMaurice Benard & Steve Burton Photo Books
New pocket-size photo books with over 40 pages of the best of Steve Burton and Maurice Benard, printed in the USA. Many never before seen photos, more than half in full color, as well as actor favorites, all taken by Jim Warren.

Brandon Barash Photography
Photos that Barash (ex-Johnny) takes and sells for charity.

Enation -- The Future is a Memory: Live from the Northwest

ENATION — The Future is a Memory: Live from the Northwest
Download Album (MP3)
Released: 2009

Featuring Jonathan Jackson (ex-Lucky)

Benefiting the Desi Geestman Foundation, which provides financial and emotional support to young cancer victims and their families, Steve Burton (GH’s Jason) & Derk Cheetwood (GH’s Max) have co-created “Soap Dishes:  The Cookbook,” featuring 35 of your favorite daytime soap opera stars who have come together with their most delicious recipes on over 200 pages with exclusive intimate interviews that will take you through a behind the scenes look at the private lives of your favorite actors with gorgeous color photos. To pre-order this special hardcover collectible first-run edition for $39.95, click here.  The estimated ship date is between November 15 and December 1.

ABC is releasing some favorite songs from GH that mirror the storylines of the show about undying love, heartbreak, lust, and loss. Some of the songs which have been themes for couples are: “Ours to Keep” (Jason and Elizabeth), “So Right” (Luke and Tracy), “Patience” (Jax and Carly), “Something About You” (Lulu and Logan), “Just Close Your Eyes” (Nikolas and Nadine), and “One Thing On My Mind” (Ric and Claudia).  Log on to www.abc.com/daytime, www.generalhospital.com or www.itunes.com to buy each song for $.99 starting December 15.

Book coverPublicist Tommy Garrett, who represented General Hospital’s Anna Lee (ex-Lila)  and still represents Constance Towers (Helena) and many other TV and film stars, wrote the book, “The Making of Hollywood Stars.”  Get the gossip on your favorite stars!  Tommy Lightfoot Garrett, the author of “So, You Want To Be In Pictures: The Making Of Hollywood Idols, also wrote his second in a series of four tell-all books. Titled “The Making Of Hollywood Stars,” this tome from the press agent/television and radio show host ties the biggest performers of today to their counterparts of yesteryear. Included amongst the list of Tinseltown A-listers are daytime celebrities:  Las Vegas’ Josh Duhamel (ex-Leo, AMC), Susan Flannery (Stephanie, B&B), Ingo Rademacher (Jax, GH), and Cameron Mathison (Ryan, AMC). “Mathison is a star. He’s handsome and talented. But I think people would be shocked to know that his almost Canadian blue blood breeding makes him one of the most genuine and interesting people I have ever worked with,” Garrett relates. “Dancing his heart out on ABC’s Dancing with the Stars is a dream come true for him… he’s come a long way from being a disabled child in a leg brace.” The Making Of Hollywood Stars, which retails for $16.95, is available from http://www.wastelandpress.com, http://www.amazon.com, and retail.

Stretch Productions in Texas records some of the Kurth & Taylor music (Wally Kurth, Ned of GH, is half of this duo). There are several versions of “Only One I Love” available (a beautiful song!), and one new release of the duet “The Answer”, which was written by Christian Taylor for Wally Kurth’s wedding. The CD is only 5.00 USA dollars. You can send a message to the following website for ordering details: http://www.myspace.com/stretchproductions  -and to hear the songs before you order a CD: http://www.myspace.com/rebekahnjordan  -and to see the video of “The Answer”: http://video.yahoo.com/video/profile?sid=1869381

Buy a T-shirt with an almost-naked Jason Thompson (Patrick) to help fight skin cancer:  http://www.ghfanclub.com/indextshirt.html

Stretch Productions in Texas records some of the Kurth & Taylor music (Wally Kurth, Ned of GH, is half of this duo). There are several versions of “Only One I Love” available (a beautiful song!), and one new release of the duet “The Answer”, which was written by Christian Taylor for Wally Kurth’s wedding. The CD is only 5.00 USA dollars. You can send a message to the following website for ordering details: http://www.myspace.com/stretchproductions  and to hear the songs before you order a CD: http://www.myspace.com/rebekahnjordan  and to see the video of “The Answer”: http://video.yahoo.com/video/profile?sid=1869381

Download Rie Sinclair songs played on GH and GH: Nightshift!

Scott Clifton (ex-Dillon) has released a CD, UNTITLED. To order, send $16.95 (check or money order payable to Brother Wolfe Inc.) for U.S. orders or $17.95 in Canada to UNTITLED c/o Jeff Pescetto Music, P.O. Box 1781, Agoura Hills, CA 91376, or visit http://www.scottclifton.com/Music.html

GH Nurses’ Ball Soundtrack! 2 CDs! 1994-2000! Complete collection of songs (and a couple speeches) from all Nurse’s Balls. Custom made compilation! Choose the tracks you want included. 39 tracks to choose from. (Future Nurse’s Ball tracks will be sold at discount for those who buy first set). Price: $22 (includes shipping costs). May accept trades! http://www.angelfire.com/mi3/GeneralHospitalPage/cd.html

Daytime Treasures

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So Love Returns

So Love Returns–  new indie movie based on Robert Nathan’s book of the same name. Nathan was Anna Lee’s husband and the film was made by relatives of Suzanne, our president/founder.

 

1. A bunch of the actors contributed recipes to a charity “cuisine recipe card collection” for raising breast cancer awareness. Brad Maule (Tony) also created the artwork for the cover of the collection. You can order them by sending $20.00 to Promotion Management Network, 1125 Lindero Canyon Rd. Suite A8229, Westlake Village, CA 91362. California residents must add sales tax.

2. Here’s a special you might be interested in:
“As you know GH has been using Janis Ian’s song “When Angels Cry” in key scenes when Stone died. We’d like to introduce as many GH fans to Janis’ new album Revenge as possible. We’d like to offer a giveaway to fans – which is buy a copy of Revenge, send us the receipt and we’ll give you a free cassette copy of the record to give to a friend. If you’re interested, give me a call 213. 653. 4269. or you can Email me at Chevy1994 @ AOL. Com I hope to hear from you. Thank you, Len Fico – Beacon Records, Ltd.”

6. Brad Maule has two albums, “Living it Up” and “Chameleon”, and a video 1-800-964-brad

7. videos: Luke and Laura I: Lovers on the Run, Luke and Laura II: The Greatest Love of All, GH’s Greatest Weddings, and Daytimes’ Most Wanted: Men of Passion $14.95 or 3/$34.95 Premeire Marketing P.O. Box 2284 South Burlington, VT 05407 1-800-225-5222

8. Steve Burton autographed poster $10.00 + $2.00 S&H Red Star 3555 Hollywood Blvd. Los Angeles, CA 90078

9. The High Lonesome album “Feel Free to Do So” $13.98 – CD, $9.98 – cassette 1-800-653-7720 or Spark Records 8391 Beverly Blvd. Suite 252 Los Angeles, CA 90048

10. Kurth and Taylor album Awareness Records P.O. Box 7401 255 Studio City, CA 91604 $12.00/$9.00 + $2.00 S&H

11. Prepaid phone cards:

b. Brad Maule’s: Personal Calling Card with messages from him 5 min. of phone usage and proceeds go to the Brad Maule Scholarship for Fine Arts $5.00 each or 2/$8.00. Brad Maule Fan Club C/O Eileen Bengelsdorf 1658 Tahoe Circle Dr. Wheeling, IL 60090

12. Ashenafi Senait’s (ex-Keesha) Egyptian Goddess skin and hair care products; botanically-based. Free color brochure: 1-800-987-9999

13. GH Snowglobes. See your favorite character’s photo inside a snowglobe!  Turn upside down & back again to see the snow(glitter) fall! Really Cute.  $15.00 plus shipping/handling. E-mail me to place your order or if you have questions….. MManx @worldnet.att.net. (Can also make custom globes with your favorite photo!)

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, April 21, 2023

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Kyle: Marchetti’s operating expenses rose because the employee headcount increased when we acquired those textile factories from Newman. If you had looked carefully, you would have noticed–

Billy: That wasn’t at all condescending, was it?

Kyle: If you had looked carefully, you would have noticed that those costs are more than offset by the contractor fees. Not to mention all the other added benefits of bringing manufacturing in-house.

Billy: Yeah, see the problem with that is that historically deals between Jabot and Newman haven’t worked out very well for Jabot.

Kyle: I made that deal with victor with my eyes wide open and it led to Adam’s departure. Paved the way for your return. So, how about a thank you, instead of criticizing?

Billy: No, I’m not criticizing, Kyle. My issue is with victor. I wouldn’t put it past the guy to force a bunch of troubled properties on Jabot.

Kyle: Targeting those factories was my idea, not Victor’s. I knew exactly what I was doing. The numbers are high right now, as expected, but everything is going according to plan.

Billy: Yeah, I still think we need to pay attention–

Kyle: Billy, Billy! I don’t need your opinion. I have complete autonomy over Marchetti, so whatever you think about my business decisions doesn’t really matter.

Billy: Just trying to get the lay of land before I actually dig in.

Kyle: The land is just fine.

Billy: Good to know. Since you are in the office today, I do have an idea on how to bring jabot and Marchetti together. If you’re willing to listen.

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Billy: This is not my first stint at Jabot.

Kyle: No kidding. You’ve been CEO how many times? Co-CEO, your mom fired you, my dad fired you. Everybody has fired you.

Billy: But there’s a positive there, I’ve learned from my mistakes. And I’m also bringing the experience that I have from working at Chancellor-Winters when they went through their merger. I know how to bring two companies together. And under the current configuration, jabot is not maximizing the potential of having Marchetti under its umbrella.

Kyle: Thanks for your input, but our strategy of keeping Marchetti and Jabot separate from the beginning has proven successful. I see no reason to change course.

Billy: Sometimes, you gotta think outside the box, Kyle.

Kyle: And what about the Jabotiques? Weren’t those another one of your failures?

Billy: I’m gonna let that one slide because you’re under tremendous personal pressure.

Kyle: Yeah, I know you pride yourself on being that guy, the innovator, the idea guy, but sometimes, outside the box is just outside of the box.

Billy: And sometimes, it’s exactly what you need. And because this idea involves both Marchetti and Jabot, you can’t unilaterally veto it.

Kyle: And by the same token, you can’t unilaterally implement it. It’s my dad’s call.

Billy: Great. I’ll talk to jack, see what he has to say.

Kyle: Fine by me.

Billy: Wonderful.

Kyle: I’m going to lunch. I know what you’re trying to do, distract me with stupid business ideas. Thanks.

Billy: You’re welcome.


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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, April 20, 2023

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Adam: Aw, you shouldn’t have. I didn’t get you anything.

Sharon: I love that every time you see a gift you just assume it’s for you.

Adam: Uh, I’m sure if you look hard enough in your psychology books, that’s probably a symptom of some disorder.

Sharon: I don’t doubt that.

Adam :So, uh, who’s the gift for?

Sharon: Um, it’s for Mariah and Tessa. It’s their surprise baby shower this afternoon. They didn’t get to have one before aria was born, so…

Adam: Mm. Afraid they might jinx things?

Sharon: In a way. They were with the baby’s mother in Portland for weeks until she went into labor, and then Mariah insisted that it wasn’t necessary. But, you know, this has been such a long journey for them. I think it’s time to just soak up the joy.

Adam: Hmm. Well, not to mention, it’s your first grandchild. How is that not reason to celebrate?

Sharon: You are absolutely right.

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Victor: That spectra woman can never be trusted. Yet here she is reeling in both of my sons. To tie herself closer to our family. Why on god’s green earth would I ever approve of that?

Nikki: You wouldn’t?

Victor: Then why the hell did the rest of you decide to keep this from me?

Nikki: No, that’s not it. It’s about letting things play out on their own. I mean, someday soon nicholas is going to wake up and realize that sally is totally wrong for him. And then it will be his decision to break up with her. If we interfere, I worry that it could blow up in our faces.

Victor: Baby, what if that never happens? What if she decides to carry this charade on indefinitely?

Nick: And what charade would that be?

Victor: A charade that you are involved with, son. The hell is the matter with you? You carry on with a woman that’s pregnant with your brother’s child. Are you mad? Why are you doing this? You torment your brother.


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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, April 19, 2023

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Mariah: Hi, mom.

Sharon: Well, hey. What are you doing here?

Mariah: There’s the maternal warmth I was looking for?

Sharon: No, i am being maternal. It was just A…reflex because I know that you hate leaving Tessa and the baby at home, and who could blame you? But I’m always glad to see you.

Mariah: Well, I am going to be heading home soon, but I just wanted to come here, pick up some treats and some much-needed coffee on my way back from jabot.

Sharon: The office? Why? I thought you were on parental leave.
Mariah: I am, but, uh, with Diane’s arrest, I just thought I could put in a few hours at work. I mean, she can’t handle her own pr crisis.

Sharon: The whole situation is so horrible.

Mariah: Yeah.

Sharon: But I’m sure that jack will really appreciate you stepping up at a time like this. You know, on the other hand, it’s also okay for you to put yourself and your family first. I mean, the first few days with your new baby are so precious.

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Sharon: Oh, look how cute. I am so grateful to know this sweet little girl.

Mariah: Yeah. This is from this morning. It was her first time waking up in her new room. Although she had, uh, been up for a few hours before that ’cause she needed to be fed. And it definitely wasn’t daytime out. The sun was not out, uh, but, uh, there’s no need to get into that. I am extremely grateful for every second.

Abby: Even when they’re fussy and they’re having their meltdowns.

Mariah: Uh, though, right here, she happens to be very cute and very, very bubbly. Are they not like this all the time?

Sharon: Oh, yeah, they are. They’re always a bundle of sunshine and rainbows.

Abby: Oh, yeah, and I’ve heard they stay that way. Yeah, the terrible twos are just a myth.

Mariah: Wow. Okay. Well, the less cute moments make the cute moments 10 times better. I mean, just look at those cheeks and those eyes. Oh, God, she’s an old soul.
[Gasps] I have become one of those people that won’t stop gushing about their kid.

Abby: Well, it’s a good thing you’re with two people who can’t hear enough about her.

Sharon: I could talk about this baby 24/7.


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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, April 18, 2023

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Nikki: Well, if it isn’t the man who restored my faith in attorneys.

Michael: What could I possibly have done to be worthy of that compliment?

Nikki: Ah, it’s what you didn’t do. Now, I know you have a soft spot for Diane and I will never understand why, but the way you refused to rush to her rescue at Phyllis’s memorial, trust me, we all got the message, loud and clear. If the best attorney in genoa city thinks she’s guilty and won’t go near her with a 10-foot pole, well…

Michael: Well, yeah. Well, have a seat, please. Nikki, our constitution assures all citizens are innocent until proven otherwise, even the ones who don’t measure up or haven’t earned your seal of approval.

Nikki: According to the constitution, yes. But the founding fathers never met Diane. We know what she’s capable of. She’s dangerous and now Phyllis is dead.

Michael: Correlation doesn’t equate causation.

Nikki: Your clever tone has me a little worried. Please tell me I don’t need to be.

Michael: Last night, I got a call from jack asking me to represent Diane.

Nikki: Oh, my god. That is outrageous. Michael, you can’t defend the woman who killed one of your best friends.

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Victor: Hello, Michael.

Nikki: I can only imagine the kind of nonsense jack was trying to feed you.

Victor: Well now, Michael is a very smart man and I’m sure he would do the right thing. Right, Michael?

Michael: I probably will.

Victor: You know, otherwise, you’d have to ask for a leave of absence and then I would have to approve it and then I might be inclined to fire you.

Michael: We wouldn’t want that.

Victor: We wouldn’t, would we?

Nikki: That’s what I love about you, Michael. You always manage to do the right thing.

Michael: Your faith in my decency is humbling. I’ll do my best to live up to it. Have a good meal.

Victor: Have a good day, Michael.


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Y&R Best Lines Monday, April 17, 2023

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Sally: I’m embarrassed to say I hadn’t even thought of that.

Adam: I’m surprised.

Sally: Right?

Adam: Mm-hmm.

Sally: But now that you mention it, I mean, how can I resist? Our baby can’t wear clothes off the rack, right?

Adam: No! Never.

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Nick: Well, I don’t know about dad, but I’m definitely not here to see you.

Adam: Oh, well maybe you’re here to dangle some fresh new company in front of me, only to yank it away again just for fun.
Victor: Surprised to see you here, son. Especially with that lady.

Sally: Adam and I just ran into each other.

Adam: That’s right. I, uh, I insinuated myself into sally’s private tea time. You know how pushy I can be and she was too nice to ask me to leave, but I will not keep her any longer. She’s all yours.


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Y&R Best Lines Friday, April 14, 2023

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Sharon: Where are Tessa and the baby? You know I’m dying to see her.

Mariah: Oh. You thought you were gonna see the baby tonight? At this hour? No, no, no. I sent Tessa and the baby to the tack house. That’s okay, right?

Sharon: You are teasing me, right? Stop, where are they? Are they waiting outside? ‘Cause I’ll go out there and get them myself.

Mariah: No, no, no, no, no. Hold your horses. I will text her to come in. I just wanted to come in first to make sure the place was warm enough and, you know, there wasn’t anybody with any strong perfume, or nobody was, like, hacking up a lung. I know, I sound ridiculous. It’s a little embarrassing.

Sharon: No, no, it’s perfectly normal. You sound like a first-time parent. But now that you see none of those horrors are going on in here, bring her in here. Hurry up! I can’t wait to meet her.

Mariah: Well, there’s, uh– there’s no need. Ta-da.

Tessa: Hey, Sharon.

Sharon: Hi, Tessa. Finally. Oh, my gosh. Aw.

Mariah: Well, here she is. Meet Aria Porter Copeland.

Sharon: She is perfect. She’s absolutely perfect.

Tessa: Isn’t it crazy how pink her lips are? They’re so perfect.

Mariah: It’s the cheeks that get me.

Tessa: The cheeks, I know.

Mariah: The cheeks, they’re just so round. There are times, I wonder…

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Nick: I know I’m not the most observant guy in the world, but even I could see the smudge of lipstick on Nate’s neck. What about the button you missed there? And what in the hell is going on with your hair? Is that the way you normally wear it?

Victoria: Fine. You got me.

Nick: You think?

Victoria: Look, why are you freaking out about this? When you have other things that you should be concerned about. Why are you not focusing on your family right now?

Nick: You are my family. I care about you. You’re making a terrible mistake.

Victoria: Well, there you go again, making another leap without any evidence to back it up.

Nick: He is in a relationship, Vic, with my friend.

Victoria: Yeah, yeah, I know. And you– you have a saintly past, free of guilt. Right, nick?

Nick: Well, he’s an executive here. He could have some ulterior motive. Maybe, uh, looking for some personal gain.

Victoria: What gain? That’s not Nate. That’s not who he is. Look, if he was up to something, I would know it anyway.

Nick: Oh, like you saw everything that was going down with Ashley?
Victoria: That was a completely different situation, and don’t you ever mention his name to me again. Do you understand?

Nick: [Sighs] Yes. Sorry. But this could be more of the same, you know?

Victoria: I’m not interested in your opinions or your judgment. I’m just not. I– I… you yourself had a relationship with the ceo of newman media, remember? And you– you firmly told me to stat out of it
And I have been nothing– nothing but respectful of your relationship with Sally.

Nick: Yes. And I appreciate it.

Victoria: So, would you please show me the same courtesy? You told me to keep quiet about her pregnancy and that adam is the father and I have done that. So, please, do the same for me. Keep my private life private. Do you understand, Nicholas? Now, if that’s everything, I– I have some things that I need to finish.

Nick: Start by brushing your hair.


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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, April 13, 2023

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Abby: Do you believe all this stuff? I mean, this is insane. I am insane. My stuff, it’s grown exponentially. All my clothes, all of my shoes and don’t even get me started started on Dominic’s things. This is what happens when you have two of everything. One for when he’s with me, one for when he’s with you. I mean, uh, what are we gonna do? We need more storage? Do I need to rent another place downstairs for extra storage?

Devon: Hang on. Shh. Get your breath, okay? Welcome to your home.
Abby: Aw.

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Daniel: Um, I think that’s maybe my cue to speak. You know my mother, um, I don’t really know if I could sum mom up in mere words. A friend of mine once described her to me as fierce. I would definitely say that that is an understatement. You know how when you’re a kid, you think that your mom is the most beautiful person in the world. That’s how I saw her. That’s how I’ll always see her. You know, this is, um… just paint and paper. Um, it resembles her. But my mom, she… she was an adventure. I mean, she crackled, she dazzled.

[ Chuckling ]

She was unpredictable– you know, at the center of all of that there– there was this intense, just laser focused love. And it was that intensity that touched everything that she did, for better or for worse. I need to tell you, sometimes it was really hard to– to watch her just waste that brilliance. That sheer power that she had on the wrong things because she was that amazing. She really was and she shouldn’t be gone. No, I mean, not yet. Yeah, even in this, um, horrible, senseless death, I feel like she’s still trying to teach me. You know, she’s trying to teach me how to love better and to fight harder for and I feel like she’s trying to teach me how to protect the ones that you love and care about the most with everything that you’ve got. I just wish I could have learned those lessons while she was still alive. And I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I didn’t understand. I’m sorry that we fought. I’m sorry that I spent so much time away from you and I’m sorry that I won’t get any more time with you. I love you, mom. I always will. Why give your family just any eggs


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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, April 12, 2023

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Nick: Why don’t you, uh, grab a table and I’ll order?

Sally: Okay, yeah. Sounds good. Summer, I’m– I’m really sorry about your mom. I mean, what a terrible shock. I can’t even imagine what you must be feeling. If you need anything at all, please don’t hesitate to ask, and feel free to give me a job at the memorial. I would really like to be useful in some way.

Summer: To be honest, Sally, it never occurred to me that you would come to the memorial, when you so clearly don’t belong. You know we’re mourning my mother. Do you really think that she would want you there? Especially now that you’ve glommed onto my father. I hate that he is still with you when you’re pregnant with Adam’s baby. That is who you should be with. Adam. Because the two of you deserve each other. So, please just stay far, far away.

Nick: Hey, the, uh, barista had a question about your order.

Sally: Yeah.

Nick: What are you doing?

Summer: Everybody’s been telling me to stop being so stoic, so I was just sharing how I felt. You don’t seem to like that either.

Nick: Look, if you need someone to take something out on, I am right here. I mean that. Whatever I can do to help. Is there any part of the service I can take off your hands?

*********””*********************

Sally: First, some ground rules.

Adam: Oh. Should I, uh, take some notes?

Sally: I don’t want to talk about Nick and me. Or you and me. And anything too serious is off limits. I really need less stress in my life right now.

Adam: What about babies? Parenthood? I mean, I could let you in on some of my trade secrets.

Sally: Please do. ‘Cause I could use some. When I think about all that I don’t know, it scares the crap out of me.

Adam: [Chuckles] Well, you and everyone else who is new to this. I mean look, even if you’ve read every book there is on this, when the kid arrives, it still throws you. Plus, every kid is different. So, whatever you’ve read or you’ve heard or you have planned to do, I mean, within the first few months it’s– gets thrown completely out the window.

Sally: So, learn to roll with the punches?

Adam: Mm. Exactly.

Sally: Mm. Well, that’s actually my forte.

Adam: Look, everyone’s a beginner. They just learn on the job. And eventually, the kid is gonna get older, and then you will become an expert on potty training, nighttime routines, discipline, homework, carpooling. You will not realize how boring your conversations have become, but how fascinating you still think they are.


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Days Short Recap Friday, April 21, 2023

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Roman went to John and Marlena’s place. When John was about to tell Roman about Marlena, she came out. Roman was shocked to see her. He asked her about Kate. Harris thought about the deal he made with Bo not to tell anyone that he is alive. Hope went to see him. She wondered why Megan would lie about Thomas taking Kayla. Harris said he had something to tell her. Steve told Kayla that once Bo brought her the equipment for the serum, they would have chemicals. He said they could disarm Bo and be free. Bo came in the wine cellar and told Kayla they were leaving. He said he found a Titan research lab with everything she needed for the serum. Steve said Kayla was leaving over his dead body. Bo said that could be arranged. At Statesville, a guard brought Megan to see Andrew. He told her the deal was off since she lied about who took Kayla. She stood by her story. He said Thomas was in a sex club when Kate was killed and Kayla disappeared. He said there were witnesses that could testify seeing him there. He threatened her unless she told him who took Kayla. Chad and Stephanie talked about who kidnapped her parents. Chad said the kidnapper hasn’t asked for a ransom and let Kayla use the phone. He said the person wasn’t a real criminal. He said the person probably wasn’t taking orders from Megan because she was in prison. He said their best clue was Kayla saying Victor’s name. He said she was probably at one of his properties. Bo told Steve separating them gives Kayla an incentive to so what he wanted. He said they could go back to their lives once he got the serum. Steve asked what would happen if someone came looking for them. Bo said that wouldn’t happen. He said someone came by but they wouldn’t be back. Steve and Kayla wanted to know who it was. Bo said it didn’t matter. He took Kayla out of the wine cellar. Steve banged on the door.

Harris told Hope how much he cared about her. He apologized for the role he played in what her family was going through. She said she knew he was doing all he could to help. She said she hoped the sketch artist would give them a lead. Chad and Stephanie called to let Hope know they were searching the properties on the list. Harris started to feel guilty. Marlena told Roman that Kate was alive, but she was killed on the island. He wondered whose ashes he had. She told him Steve went looking for Kayla. He wanted to choke Megan. John told them Hope and Harris were looking for Kayla. Roman wondered if Harris could be trusted. Kayla started to get through to Bo, but it didn’t last. He told her once he had the serum, he would sell it to the highest bidder. He said everyone would know their names. She said she didn’t want this. Bo said that was the Brady way – humble and quiet. He said he was never those things. He left the lab and locked her in. Hope told Harris they should go to the police. He said there was no need to do that. He said he lied when he told her he didn’t find anything at Victor’s. She said she should go there and find out on her own. They kissed before she left. Megan called Harris. She said if he wanted a chance with Hope, he had to take her far away. He said it was too late for both of them. Chad found a locked door. Kayla grabbed a tray as the door handle moved. Stephanie picked the lock. Kayla raised the tray over her head when Chad and Stephanie came in the room. Kayla put the tray down and hugged Stephanie. Andrew went to John and Marlena’s place. He told them Megan changed her story. He said the person who took Kayla was Bo. Hope had her gun when she looked around Victor’s childhood home. Someone came in behind her. She turned around and pointed her gun. She was shocked when she saw Bo.

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, April 11, 2023

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Victoria: Hey. What are you doing here? I thought you’d be spending the day with Summer.

Nick: I mean, that was my plan but every time I try and talk to her or offer to help with the service, she just tells me to back off and says she’s got it handled.

Victoria: Well, imagine that. The daughter of two unstoppable powerhouses, and… the granddaughter of an unmovable force wanting to take on the world herself.

Nick: What do you think I should do?

Victoria: Maybe don’t hover so much. Just give her a little space and make sure that you keep an eye on her, though, in case she’s taking on too much.

Nick: Yeah. She could also just be going all in as like a coping mechanism.

Victoria: Which is why you’re also at work today, I assume.
Nick: That’s part of it.

Victoria: Well, you know that your boss is not going to fire you for taking bereavement leave.

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Devon: Yeah. Want a drink?
[Chuckles]

Tucker: What’s this?

Devon: It’s apple juice.

Tucker: I see.

Devon: It’s Dominic’s favorite.

Tucker: Okay. Is it a good vintage?

Devon: I think so. Check the year


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Y&R Best Lines Monday, April 10, 2023

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Ashley: Wow, how sweet. You’re actually taking a break from fawning all over Diane to show compassion for somebody else.

Jack: I don’t know why you’d be surprised. My heart goes out to anyone who cared about Phyllis. She was a big part of my life, a big part of this family’s life.

Ashley: Yeah. Seems to me though, you’ve forgotten about all the people you say you care about ever since you got back involved with Diane.

Jack: That is not true, Ash.

Ashley: I think it is, Jack. I almost expected to find you down here consoling her because your big engagement news got overshadowed by Phyllis’s dying.

Jack: It is amazing to me even at a time like this, my own sister can’t set aside her vitriol for the woman I love.

Ashley: Oh, God.

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Ashley: You brought Diane into our company, then into our home, and now you wanna make her a member of our family. When is it enough? When is the damage that she’s caused to all of us enough?

Jack: I am not having this conversation.

Ashley: Let’s just be honest, Jack. After all the stress and anxiety that Diane caused Phyllis all these months, is it really just a coincidence? You announce your engagement to Diane and Phyllis collapses and then dies?

Jack: You have no evidence of that. That is speculation.

Ashley: I don’t have to speculate about all the misery that she’s brought to us because I have personally lived it. And now, you’re willing to turn your back on everyone and everything that you say you care about and you still wanna marry her.

Jack: That is enough.

Ashley: It’s not enough because I can’t get through to you and nobody can get through to you. I’m worried for you. I’m worried that you’re gonna suffer the same consequences of being involved with Diane that Phyllis did.


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Y&R Best Lines Friday, March 31, 2023

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Jack: Take your lies and get the hell out of here, stark. Phyllis, the woman you claim to have married, was just take
out in an ambulance, and all you can seem to do is stand here and throw around accusations.

Jeremy: I’m not claiming anything, Jack. I have a marriage license here, dated three days ago.

Michael: Excuse me. Looks like Phyllis is Mrs. Jeremy Stark.

Jack: Wait, that’s — that’s ridiculous. Why would Phyllis marry a known criminal? This is insane.

Jeremy: You want to know why she married me? You, Diane, and many of the fine, upstanding citizens of genoa city has pushed Phyllis to a new low. You pushed us to find each other.

Jack: Wow, you are a piece of work. You know that? You got a lot of nerve taking advantage of Phyllis’ condition. What the hell is wrong with you?

Jeremy: You don’t like that I’m married to Phyllis? Too bad. It’s your fault. All of you! Especially you.

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Ashley: Marry you?

[Laughs]

Tucker: That’s not the reaction I was hoping for.

Ashley: You can’t be serious. Oh, come on.

Tucker: No, to me, it seems like the next natural step for us.

Ashley: Oh, of course! We went out on a date, and the natural next step would be to plan a wedding. Sure.

Tucker: Well, it wouldn’t have to be a fancy wedding. We could elope.
Ashley: Right. Yeah. No. See, I think what happened to you is that Jack announced his engagement to Diane, and it went to your — your brain. You’re temporarily insane. Thank you. But, no, I will not marry you.


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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, March 30, 2023

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Daniel: Mom, you need to stop this.

Summer: Please.

Phyllis: Why? Why do I need to stop? I’m embarrassing you? Is that what I’m doing?

Daniel: Yeah, yeah, a little. So why don’t we go, you and me right now? Come on, let’s —

Phyllis: Why? Why? Why? ‘Cause I’m telling the truth? Is that why? Because that woman has convinced everyone in town that she’s a changed woman?

Jack: Listen to your children. Go. Now.

Phyllis: I will go when i am good and ready! When I am good and ready, I will leave this room! But not until then! Does everybody have a problem with the truth? You have a problem with that? You don’t, right? You know what I’m talking about. I have lost everything. I have lost my entire life, my children, everything because of that woman. And I am telling you, that woman is as dangerous today as she was the day she faked her death, and I am the only one, apparently, who sees this.

[Sniffles]

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Phyllis: I’ve hurt a lot of people in this room, but you know I’d sacrifice anything for my children. You know. And I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to do this. I don’t want to do this, but I have to. I have to. I have no choice. Because of you. Because of you. That’s why I am doing this. Because of you. Because she’ll try to take me down. Oh, I’m — I’m fine.

Summer: Mom.

Phyllis: I’m okay.

[Breathes heavily] I’m fine.

Summer: You’re not fine.

Diane: You’re obviously drunk, so why don’t you just go home and, sleep it off


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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, March 29, 2023

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Diane: I should do the world a favor and strangle you to death!

Jack: Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! What is going on?!

Kyle: Hey! Hey!

Phyllis: Oh, my god!

[Breathing heavily] What do you think’s going on here? She’s trying to kill me! You saw it. You saw her trying to kill me. Oh, this is unbelievable.

[Breathing heavily] Unbelievable. You — you stay away from me. You hear me?
[Coughing]

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Daniel: You know, I’m glad things have finally taken a turn for the better between you and Devon.

Lily: Yeah, me too. And thank you for being so supportive through the lawsuit. I know it was a lot.

[Chuckles]

Daniel: That’s what friends are for.

Lily: [Chuckles] And I promise I will share all of the details of what happened. I just — I really want to enjoy this moment right now.


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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, March 28, 2023

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Sharon: So, how did things go with Victoria and your father?

Adam: Uh, better than expected, actually.

Sharon: Well, that sounds promising.

Adam: I realized how fun it could be when my father and i get along.

Sharon: In what way?

Adam: Well, Victoria is jealous. This father and son reunion is killing her. Just seeing her try not to work herself into a frenzy — it’s a gift that keeps giving.

Sharon: Adam…

Adam: I know what you’re gonna say. Okay? And you’re right. We’re not here to celebrate Victoria driving herself crazy. Tonight is about Genoa City’s bicentennial.

Sharon: That’s right. And as long as we are here celebrating history and fond memories and longevity, here’s to us, best of friends

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Nick: So, how you doing? You cold?

Sally: A little, yeah. But it was totally worth it. The rooftop view is gorgeous.

Nick: It’s nothing compared to what I’m looking at right now.
[Camera shutter clicking]

Sally: You, always with the right thing to say.
[Chuckles]

Nick: Yeah, it makes up for the fact that I’ve been a subpar date.

Sally: Well, you’ve been attentive, courteous.

Nick: Haven’t even asked you to dance yet.

Sally: Well, I thought maybe it had something to do with your abilities.

Nick: Uh, what? Wh– did you just question my abilities as an answer?

Sally: I don’t know. I have heard things.

Nick: Oh, no, no. You — let’s go. It’s on.

Sally: [Chuckling] Okay.


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Y&R Best Lines Monday, March 27, 2023

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Summer: So, what’s been your favorite part of the evening so far?

Kyle: Mm, besides sharing it with you?

Summer: Good answer.

Kyle: I’d have to say walking into this place — I mean, a brand-new jazz venue tucked inside the athletic club. How cool is that? And your grandparents’ speech.

Summer: Really?

Kyle: Mm. What Victor said about people returning to Genoa City to raise their kids spoke to me.

Summer: I know what you mean.

Kyle: I’m so glad we moved home.

Summer: Yeah, Milan was amazing, but this is always gonna be home.

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Lauren: [Sighs] I never thought I would see the day.

Michael: Now, now, be nice.

Lauren: [Chuckling] Oh, this is me being nice, darling. You know, back when Diane resurrected herself, Jack was adamant. He said to me that he would never let her back into his life, that that door was shut tight.

Michael: Hurrah for second chances. And even ninth or tenth chances.

Lauren: [Sighs] I just hope he knows what he’s doing.

Michael: Jack’s a big boy. This ain’t their first time around, you know.

Lauren: Still, it’s Diane.

Michael: Alright. Personally, I think they look great together.

Lauren: Really?

Michael: Mm-hmm.

Lauren: Because if Phyllis walked in right now and saw them together, all hell would break loose. [ Sighs ]

***”******** *******

Audra: Hmm. Victoria doesn’t seem to be wasting any time.

Elena: Audra, stop.

Audra: I’m just stating a fact. Victoria is someone you’ll want to keep your eyes on.

Elena: If you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go join my boyfriend. Hi.
Nate: Hey, beautiful. I am so glad you made it.

Elena: Wouldn’t miss it for the world.


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