BTG Transcript Wednesday, October 1, 2026

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Chelsea: You need to run some more tests on my father.

Madison: Why? What’s wrong?

Chelsea: I think Hayley’s poison caused some brain damage.

Madison: Well, I’ve already run several cognitive exams, and Bill’s mental function appears to be fine.

Chelsea: Babe, I know how brilliant you are, and you are a neurology superstar, but you must have missed something.

Madison: Okay. Why? Why are you saying this?

Chelsea: Brain damage is the only explanation I can come up with for Dad pushing to get the charges against Hayley dropped.

Madison: He what? No, that sounds crazy.

Chelsea: I know. Maybe his condition got worse. Point is, I need you to test him ASAP.

Madison: He’s already been discharged.

Chelsea: You let my sick and probably mentally impaired dad leave the hospital?


Bill: Yeah. Feels good to be back where I belong.

Dani: I thought you were insane to come straight to the office after leaving the hospital. But it’s good to see you back in your happy place, sir.

Bill: What is—? Must have missed out on a lot when I was in the hospital. That’s a lot of discovery documents. What case is this for? Hayley?

Dani: For the case of the murderous mistress. I had Caroline pack up some of her personal items. Your choice if you want to send them to her or burn them.


Martin: Kendra.

Kendra: Hi. Shonda brought me up to speed before her plane took off.

Martin: We appreciate your flexibility. Thank you for stepping in. We really want to stay on top of this. What do you got for us?

Kendra: New intel from Shonda’s source in the Coleman campaign. They know that Smitty was questioned by the police about Lia’s death.

Martin: And did you confirm it?

Kendra: We did what we could to try to persuade them. The questioning was purely routine, but… I don’t know if they bought it.

Smitty: This is exactly what I was afraid of.

Martin: You did nothing wrong, Smitty.

Kendra: That may be. But we need to come up with a strategy that convinces the public of that. And the election is in one month.

Smitty: At least they won’t have a lot of time to make an impact.

Kendra: I’ve seen last-minute smear attacks work.

Martin: But the truth is on our side.

Kendra: Unfortunately, part of that truth is that Smitty visited a key figure in a notorious crime syndicate the day before she was found dead in her prison cell.

Smitty: I am kicking myself for that, believe me.

Kendra: Even more than self-flagellation, Shonda believes that we need an on-the-record statement from the police department that Lia obtained the drugs that she took from a source inside the prison. That would shut down any insinuation that Smitty had anything to do with her dying by suicide.

Martin: Sounds good to me.

Smitty: No, there is no way the police would be willing to make a statement like that.


Jacob: Any progress in the Lia Whitmore investigation?

Chief Hawthorne: Building the case against Hayley Hamilton has taken up all of my time. But it seems like all that work will go to waste, because Bill’s not cooperating and he’s saying he doesn’t want to press charges against her.

Jacob: Yeah. How’s your wife feel about that?

Chief Hawthorne: Naomi is angry and confused, and I don’t blame her. If she didn’t know that it would result in assault charges, she’d probably throw water in Hayley’s face like Chelsea did.

Jacob: Yeah.

Chief Hawthorne: Naomi’s mad enough to double down. She’d probably pull Hayley’s weave out from the roots.

Jacob: It’s frustrating.

Chief Hawthorne: Yeah, it is. Bill left the hospital so he can come down here and witness Hayley get arrested. And then I watched him walk out while Hayley was begging and pleading for him to stay and help.

Jacob: So what happened between then and now?

Chief Hawthorne: Chief Hawthorne.

Jacob: Yeah.

Chief Hawthorne: All right, I appreciate the heads-up. It’s official. The prosecutor has decided not to pursue the case against Hayley Hamilton.


Hayley: I have been one of the best customers at your sorry-ass little hair salon. What do you mean you have to limit your client list? Which one of those damn Duprees threatened you, huh? Hang on. I have a call coming in.

Tomas: Seems like just the other day you were going all-out to apologize to me. Guess now it’s my turn.

Hayley: This isn’t a joke, Kat.

Kat: I know. And I’m sorry. I had a good talk with a friend about all the arguments we’ve been having, and I’ve realized we have some issues with our communication.

Tomas: No kidding.

Kat: Well, you’re not making this apology any easier.

Tomas: I’m still waiting for the apology part.

Kat: I already said— No relationship should be this difficult.

Tomas: What do you mean by that?

Hayley: Mm, Tomas. I just want to let you know that there are no hard feelings for you refusing to be my lawyer. Everything ended up working out for the best. All the charges against me have just been dropped.


Caroline: Hey. I’m surprised to see you working here, Naomi.

Naomi: You’re always welcome at the firm.

Caroline: Oh. Well, I know, Caroline. Thank you, but it just doesn’t feel right right now. Plus I’m addicted to this mocha latte. But, please, sit. Look, if you have safety concerns, I’ve spoken with security and made sure that our criminal paralegal will be barred from the premises.

Naomi: I’ve never liked or trusted Hayley, but… didn’t think she was a stone-cold killer.

Caroline: Really? And here I thought you were Hayley’s only friend. I mean, you were her maid of honor, after all.

Naomi: Well, maybe I should have become an actress instead of Bill’s executive assistant.

Caroline: You were pretending to be Hayley’s BFF? Why?

Naomi: Look, I’ve always operated on the premise that if Bill Hamilton disliked someone, I want to destroy them. And if he likes someone, I love them to pieces.

Caroline: Wow, that is some next-level loyalty right there.

Naomi: Oh, my willingness to go the extra mile is why your father gave me a Mercedes.

Caroline: I prefer to think it’s because he genuinely respects you.

Naomi: I really hope so. Ah, Bill can be a bastard at times, but he’s my favorite bastard. God, it pissed me off when the judge granted Hayley bail. But I comfort myself with the fact that, soon enough, that psychopathic swindler will be locked up for years.

Caroline: Mm. Unfortunately, Dad is pulling all the strings so that doesn’t happen.

Naomi: You’re joking.

Caroline: I wish. But you might be the one person who can knock some sense into him.


Jacob: The evidence against Hayley is irrefutable. She actually had the vial of poison on her person when I brought her in to the station. And it’s the same poison that was found in Bill’s bloodstream.

Chief Hawthorne: Yeah. And we know how much pull Hamilton has with the state’s attorney. This reeks of him calling in a boatload of favors.

Jacob: Yeah, maybe. But what could have happened to change Bill’s mind and make him back off like this?

Chief Hawthorne: If I had to speculate, I’d guess that Hayley, during the course of their marriage, got some real good dirt on Bill, and now she’s using it as leverage.

Jacob: I hate when leverage and favors matter more than justice.

Chief Hawthorne: Okay, well, you take that hate and you focus it back on your investigation into the Impaler and his possible involvement in Lia’s death.

Jacob: I’m still waiting on the test results to come back. And when they do, we’ll finally know for sure whether whatever was found in the pouch found in Lia’s cell actually ended her life. And hopefully help us figure out how she got her hands on it in the first place.


Smitty: Police have evidence that they think might indicate that I had something to do with Lia’s death, which I did not.

Martin: That goes without saying, Smitty.

Kendra: If this evidence were to become public knowledge… Martin, this could torpedo your campaign.

Smitty: This keeps getting worse and worse.

Martin: Hey, everyone, let’s not panic. Fortunately, Kendra, my cousin’s husband is the detective on this case, and Jacob is great at his job. We just have to trust that the police will figure out what’s going on and this whole thing can disappear. We just have to be patient.

Kendra: In my experience, patience is a very bad strategy.


Bill: I would love to burn everything. That would set off all the smoke detectors in the building.

Dani: So, no Hayley inferno.

Bill: I mean, not unless you want to explain it to the fire department.

Dani: I guess you could be right. You know, after the janitors get rid of all this stuff, I’m gonna tell Caroline to have Hayley’s office fumigated. I want everything about that woman to be eradicated from my life.

Bill: Good. Because I also called the cleaning service at your house. Had them pack up Hayley’s trash and send it off to storage.

Dani: Mm. Yeah, smart.

Bill: I mean, that way I still have a full access. I mean, who knows what other kind of blackmail material she’s got tucked away.

Dani: You know, I just… I hate that Hayley was able to pull one over on me. I mean, I’ve always prided myself on being the smartest guy in the room.

Bill: You still are.

Dani: Yeah. Eh. Just… sticks in my craw. You know? That, of all people, that lying, little… scheming con artist was able to play me.

Bill: Because she found the one thing that could make you back down.

Dani: Something that would hurt my family.


Chelsea: Sorry we were interrupted. If you were hoping I’d calm down in the meantime, it didn’t work.

Madison: Chelsea, I had to check on a patient. I’m sorry. I’m making everything about me, I guess.

Chelsea: I know you’re upset. It’s okay. I just don’t get how you could discharge him so quickly after everything that’s happened.

Madison: Oh, babe, there were no longer any traces of the poison in his system and no medical reason to keep him here any longer.

Chelsea: But him dropping the charges against his lethal side piece proves that he is not 100%.

Madison: Well, even perfectly healthy people make lousy decisions sometimes. I— I won’t pretend to understand why Bill wouldn’t want to punish Hayley for what she’s done, but you stressing out about it is not gonna change anything. You need to calm down.

Chelsea: That’s easier said than done.

Madison: Okay. What if you focus on the positive instead? Okay? Bill is fully recovered and Hayley’s out of his life for good.

Chelsea: What if she tries to come after him again? What if she tries to do something violent and there’s nothing he can do to protect himself?

Madison: Are you… are you worried about Hayley or about Allison?


Jacob: Pops, I already interviewed Smitty about that pouch.

Chief Hawthorne: And what did he say?

Jacob: Naomi hustled him out before he was able to say much of anything.

Chief Hawthorne: Sounds like your wife was concerned that her client may say something incriminating.

Jacob: More like just being a good lawyer. You know attorneys always tell their clients not to say too much to police.

Chief Hawthorne: Well, maybe they needed time to concoct a cover story. That video was damning.

Jacob: But the video had no audio. And we both know videos can be misleading when taken out of context. Would you even have any questions about the accuracy or context if Smitty weren’t family?

Chief Hawthorne: My job is to consider all possibilities, even the ones that seem unlikely. My old man taught me that.

Jacob: Don’t go throwing my words back in my face.

Chief Hawthorne: And don’t let your fear of causing trouble with your wife’s family stop you from going all in on this case.


Tomas: I was at the police station when you were arrested. I know how solid the evidence is against you. Why would they drop the charges?

Hayley: Hmm. I guess my public defender turned out to be a better lawyer than you.

Kat: More like the state’s attorney fell down on the job. I’m gonna tell Martin he needs to make replacing everyone in that office a part of his campaign platform. I have had enough of evil bitches getting away with attempted murder. First Leslie, and now you.

Hayley: Mm. You seem to have left your Aunt Dani—the woman who attempted to shoot me at my wedding—off your little list.

Kat: I guess you’re just fine with the justice system having compassion and understanding when a Dupree is involved. By the way, Tomas, you won’t be seeing me around that office anymore.

Tomas: Yeah, I should hope not. Bill will probably get a restraining order keeping you off the premises.

Hayley: Okay. He can do whatever he wants. I am thrilled I won’t have to waste any more time pushing through those dreary legal papers.

Kat: Well, good luck with your power struggle with shining star Naomi. You’re gonna need it.


Bill: While it’s true I couldn’t let my children’s grandfather go down for covering up the deaths of a couple racists, I can’t let you paint me as some noble guy. You know, if Hayley had gone public with those recordings, I would have been charged right along with Martin and Vernon for conspiracy.

Dani: No. I was just looking out for number one, the way I always do.

Bill: Two things can be true at the same time. Say what you want, Bill Hamilton, but you contain multitudes. And yes, while you can be a selfish, hurtful bastard, you can also be pretty great when you want to be.

Dani: Well, great at being conned, in this case. I know it’s killing you that Hayley’s walking away not only scot-free, but with a big chunk of your cash.

Bill: Mm.

Dani: You know who’s gonna be crazy?

Bill: Hmm?

Dani: My family. They’re not gonna understand why Hayley’s getting some get-out-of-jail-free card, especially not Kat and Chelsea. They don’t even know what happened with Martin and Daddy on that dirt road.

Bill: Can’t even be honest with them.

Dani: Hmm. I’ll tell them that the publicity from Hayley’s trial would have ruined my reputation as a lawyer. I mean, nobody’s gonna want to hire an attorney who was duped by his wife.

Bill: You wouldn’t be the first, but… guess that’s gonna have to work as a cover story.

Dani: Yeah.

Bill: Well, I hope you keep having my back the way you have been doing.

Dani: Goes without saying.

Bill: Just don’t get carried away. You worried that this is going to rekindle some… residual wifey loyalty feelings inside of me?

Dani: No, I’m more worried about your current marriage. If you keep holding my hand like this—metaphorically, of course—Andre might not like it.

Bill: Andre understands that I’m just helping a friend. You know, as much as I might hate to say this, Andre’s a smart man. He knows that what we have is a hell of a lot different than your friendships with Vanessa and Pamela.

Dani: I love all of my friends in very different ways. And right now, my love for Vanessa means that I will be checking up on her later to see how she’s holding up after this carjacking.

Bill: Mm. Yeah, well, I’m sure Andre would prefer that you were holding Vanessa’s hands instead of reassuring me.

Dani: You might be surprised. My incredible husband doesn’t have a bit of pettiness in him.

Bill: What? Saint Andre? Say it ain’t so.

Dani: Well, Saint Andre is probably happy that you’re needing a pal after you were outwitted and outsmarted by Hayley.

Bill: Who says the game is over?


Chelsea: I am not projecting my anxieties about Allison onto my dad.

Madison: But the things you’re saying are—

Chelsea: —are about Hayley. A woman who worked and schemed to destroy my parents’ marriage, and then tried to kill my dad to get her hands on his money. I mean, how twisted is that?

Madison: No argument there. Hayley should absolutely pay for what she’s done.

Chelsea: She targeted my father, Madison. She turned the biggest, strongest man I’ve ever known into a victim. My dad has always done everything he possibly could to protect me. I just want to do the same for him.

Madison: Bill knows how you feel about him. The last thing he’d want is you tearing yourself apart like this.

Chelsea: If any of my thoughts about Allison creep into this, it’s only because now I understand how scared and powerless my mom and dad must have felt when I was kidnapped.

Madison: We all did, honey.

Chelsea: Yeah, but it’s different between a child and their parents. I wouldn’t expect you to understand. You’re not really close with yours.

Madison: I think I could still understand the emotion.

Chelsea: Babe, I didn’t mean—

Madison: You were just trying to explain the difference, and you’re not wrong. I don’t have that kind of relationship with my own parents.

Chelsea: I hope you know that my family is your family now. And they couldn’t possibly love you as much as I do, but they come close.

Madison: Well, your love is really all I need. But I won’t say no to being a part of the whole warm, wonderful family. The Dupree devotion is legendary. Now, I think you should let me get back to work. And please, please try to stop obsessing about Hayley.

Chelsea: I will do my best. But I can’t make any promises.


Naomi: I can’t fathom why Bill doesn’t want Hayley to go to prison for what she did to him. But I know he always has a reason for everything that he does.

Naomi: And as his right hand, you are in a great place to get him to see reason. Get him to change his mind where Hayley is concerned.

Caroline: You are way overestimating the power I have over your father. Sure, he may listen to me sometimes, but that doesn’t mean he’ll take my advice. You know that man does what he wants to do when he wants to do it. But if you ask me, the person who has the most sway with him is Dani. Maybe you should discuss this with your mother.

Naomi: Excuse me one second. Hi, hon.

Jacob: The toxicology results from that pouch associated with Leah’s death came back.

Naomi: Okay, and you’re telling me this because—

Jacob: I have more questions for Smitty, and he’s gonna need to have his lawyer present.


Martin: My constituents know me and my family. More than that, they trust us. And if Smitty’s visit to the police station does become public knowledge, I’ll tell everyone how proud I am of my husband’s work to expose a crime ring operating in our district.

Campaign aide: Only that same work wasn’t putting your own career at risk.

Martin: Whatever happens, we will weather it together. And if they vote me out, as my grandfather would say, there’s much more to life than serving in Congress.

Campaign aide: Don’t say one more word about the possibility of you losing this election. Shonda would kill me if she knew I let you put that thought in the universe. You’ve forced us to build campaign bricks with straw here.

Martin: Shonda has put together the best team in the business.

Campaign aide: I will try to live up to that when I remind the Coleman campaign manager that we’ve been running squeaky clean here, and that we haven’t brought up any of the old rumors that he plagiarized his college thesis. But we are willing to fight fire with fire if necessary.

Martin: Fire away.

Campaign aide: Thank you.


Smitty: I really hope we didn’t make a mistake downplaying how serious this is.

Martin: Look, I know how afraid you are of the impaler trying to frame you, but we haven’t heard anything from the police ever since Jacob called you down to the station. So maybe they’ve confirmed what you told me was true, that the video of you and Max was a fake.

Smitty: No such luck.

Martin: Okay, let’s go. Let’s get a move on it.

Smitty: We— we’re not going anywhere.

Martin: No, I am not letting you talk me out of this again. No more. We’re doing this together.

Smitty: Martin. This is my problem. Please let me handle it.


Smitty: You don’t need to be here.

Martin: I disagree. And it’s not because I don’t trust you or Naomi, but if I wasn’t here, I would just drive myself crazy with worry.

Naomi: Okay. As long as you remember, I’m counsel here.

Martin: Understood.

Jacob: Thanks for coming, Naomi. Smitty, you can pull up a chair.

Naomi: I’d like to confirm that this interview is voluntary and my client is free to leave whenever he pleases.

Jacob: It is, and he is. Okay. Martin, is there a reason why you’re here?

Martin: Well, since this is an informal conversation, I figured it’d be fine if I were present as Smitty’s husband.

Jacob: It’s just a little out of the ordinary.

Martin: I say the whole thing is out of the ordinary.

Jacob: We like to keep conversations like these low-key, involving as few people as possible.

Martin: Since my opponent in the congressional race is aware of Smitty’s last visit, sounds like your efforts to keep things low-key leave things to be desired.

Jacob: I’ll instruct everybody at the station to keep quiet about this.

Naomi: Okay, let’s get down to it, shall we? What did you want to speak to my client about?

Jacob: Like I said over the phone, the toxicology reports came back on the pouch that was found in Leah’s cell, the same pouch that Max handed Smitty in the security camera footage.

Smitty: But he didn’t—

Naomi: Smitty, please. I’m saving my objections for court and to save time. Don’t take that as an admission of anything.

Jacob: Understood.

Naomi: What did the lab report say?

Jacob: There were trace amounts of powder residue matching the pills that killed Leah.

Naomi: That doesn’t prove anything. Leah had to stash the pills somewhere.

Jacob: What I want to know is how the pouch came into Leah’s possession. That’s why I asked Smitty to come down today.


Kat: Bill is going to explode when he finds out Hayley isn’t being charged.

Tomas: I don’t know about that. As much as I hate to admit it, Hayley had a semi-good point about Aunt Dani. The only reason she wasn’t charged for shooting up the country club was because my family pulled some strings. I bet that’s what happened here too.

Kat: Why would Bill let the woman who tried to kill him off the hook?

Tomas: That man may be a brilliant litigator, negotiator, and advocate, but when it comes to his personal life, he’s a damn fool. He was married to a supermodel that loved him, and he cheated on her left, right, and center before Hayley even came into the picture.

Kat: With the case being dropped, Bill will probably be the boss from hell now, taking out his frustrations on his staff.

Tomas: Well, if Bill has the bad sense to treat you with disrespect, I say you need to pick up and leave. He deserves to lose you.

Kat: He might not care to keep me around at all.

Tomas: I hope you know Hayley was just messing with your head when she said you’d lose out to Naomi. I love my cousin, but my money’s on you when it comes to being Bill’s second in command.

Kat: I am taking every word out of Hayley’s mouth with several grains of salt, don’t worry. And thanks.

Tomas: For what?

Kat: Believing I deserve to be Bill’s second. I’ve always felt that way, Tomas. I believe in you.

Tomas: That’s good to hear. Maybe I need to say it more often.

Kat: Huh.

Tomas: What?

Kat: You and me, we seem to be communicating now.

Tomas: I guess we are. It’s nice.

Kat: And we owe it to Hayley. Maybe all we needed to fix our relationship dynamic was a common enemy.


Dani: The most, please, with the most expensive champagne he’s got.

Bill: Better keep an eye on your drink. You wouldn’t want anyone to drug it.

Dani: What do you mean this isn’t over? I thought Hayley was out of your life forever.

Bill: Well, being back in my domain, I’ve been reminded I’m still the fixer. Hayley may have won this battle and a cool million bucks and that damn house in St. Barts, but she has by no means won the war.

Dani: What are you gonna do?

Bill: I’m gonna keep working on my divorce papers, which will seem generous until Hayley steps on a clause or wherefore she overlooked.

Dani: Damn straight.

Bill: I’m gonna make this little con artist think that she’s getting everything she ever wanted.


Hayley: I don’t know what you’ve heard, but the charges against me were dropped with Bill’s full support, so there’s no need to be so prickly, dear.

Caroline: Bill doesn’t always know what’s good for him.

Hayley: On that, we can agree. For the record, I really did like you. I considered you a friend.

Caroline: Any reason I should believe that now? I mean, your wedding vows sounded really sincere, but apparently the only promise you intended to keep was till death do us part.

Hayley: Now that’s a good one. I always loved your sense of humor.

Caroline: I suppose I should be flattered.

Hayley: You should. I mean, it’s not often that I compliment people I meet. Look, Caroline, the two of us can still be friends, you know. I’m gonna have a lot of free time with plenty of money. Leslie Thomas is trying to be my new bestie, which is obviously not gonna happen, but I would really like someone to hang out with. Come on, Caroline. Bill wouldn’t have to know. It would be fun.

Caroline: I’d rather have a flock of vultures peck my eyes out.

Hayley: Okay.

Caroline: The truth is, Bestie, I was putting on an act as well. I’ve always despised you.


Chelsea: Have you heard the news about Hayley?

Kat: Right from the poisoner’s mouth. She just rubbed it in our faces that the state’s attorney dropped the charges against her.

Chelsea: It’s already official? Kat, I came here hoping you could help me stop this travesty.

Tomas: This has all the signs of a cousin conversation, so I’ll leave you girls to it.

Kat: Thanks for understanding. Feels really good being on the same page again. I look forward to more of this improved communication later.

Tomas: So do I.

Kat: So if you didn’t know the charges were dropped, then how—

Chelsea: My dad told me yesterday he wasn’t going to cooperate with the prosecution.

Kat: Huh. I figured he was behind this. I just don’t get why he wants Hayley back out on the street, free to try to kill him again.

Chelsea: My instincts are telling me that it wasn’t that Bill wanted to let Hayley go, it’s that he had to do it.


Naomi: Smitty has no idea how that pouch came into Leah’s possession.

Jacob: I’d like to hear that from him. Smitty?

Smitty: I have no idea.

Jacob: I saw the video of Max handing you the pouch, and I know you went to visit Leah a day before she died.

Martin: Oh, come on, Jacob. You know Smitty’s no criminal.

Jacob: Martin, if you interfere, this conversation will turn into a private interrogation instead of a friendly chat out here in the open, and I’ll have to ask you to leave.

Naomi: He’s got a point, Martin. Please.

Jacob: Smitty, listen. I understand that you went to Leah to get her to open up and share some information with you. Now, if she asked you for a favor in return—

Smitty: But she didn’t.

Jacob: All I’m saying is, I’ll understand if she did. Prisoners ask people on the outside to bring them things all the time. Now, I’m not implying that you knew she was planning her death or that you knew what was inside the pouch. No one is accusing you of anything. But please, just level with me here. Did you hand Leah the pouch?

Smitty: No.

Naomi: There’s no proof that the pouch in this photo is the same pouch that was found in Leah’s cell.

Jacob: Come on, Naomi, that’s a distinctive shade of purple.

Naomi: Looks mass-produced to me. There could be thousands of them.

Jacob: That would be one hell of a coincidence, especially considering the timetable. Max hands Smitty a pouch. A day later, Smitty goes to visit Leah, and a day after that, an identical pouch turns up in the cell of a dead woman?

Smitty: Because it’s not a coincidence.

Naomi: Smitty, please.

Smitty: That video is fake.

Naomi: Smitty, do not say another word.

Smitty: The only way the police are going to actually be able to figure out what happened is if I tell them what I know.

Jacob: I’ve watched a lot of AI videos, and this one looks authentic.

Smitty: Maybe because it’s not totally a fake.

Naomi: Smitty?

Smitty: That video has been altered. The last time I saw Max was months before the date on the video timestamp, before he went into witness protection. And he never handed me a pouch.

Jacob: Why would someone alter a security video?

Smitty: Because the impaler wants me to take the fall for Leah’s death. Please, Jacob. You have to believe me.


Hayley: It’s not a big thing, Caroline, but I don’t buy for a second that you’ve been playing me all along. I mean, if you were that good at it, you wouldn’t be a career secretary.

Caroline: Well, my bank account is fat. My car is a Mercedes I didn’t have to pay for. My work hours are reasonable, and I sleep like a baby at night because my conscience is clear. I’m exactly where I want to be, and Bill always does right by me, so I’m loyal to him.

Hayley: Hmm. Good. Suit yourself. There’s no more hangouts. And not to worry, I’ll get along just fine without you.

Caroline: The state may have decided not to make you pay for what you did to Bill, but who knows? Maybe I’ll decide to take matters into my own hands. You should watch your back.


Chelsea: Do you think Hayley is blackmailing my dad? That’s the only thing that makes any sense. From what Tomas said, Bill was ready to lock Hayley up and throw away the key, and now he just pulls a 180. What could she have on him that is so bad it outweighs attempted murder?

Kat: With Bill Hamilton, anything is possible. I know you love your dad, but he’s hardly Mr. Morality. I wouldn’t be surprised if at some point he did something that would totally wreck his reputation.

Chelsea: Well, if that’s the case, Hayley might not stop at getting the charges dropped. If she has that kind of leverage on my dad, she could bleed him dry. Maybe if we figure out what she’s got on him, we can stop her.

Kat: Just try keeping me out of this. I’ll gladly help you figure out what Hayley’s holding over Bill’s head.


Dani: A generous divorce settlement is a different approach to payback, but you know me. I lean toward color-coordinated weaponry.

Bill: It’ll lull Hayley into a false sense of complacency.

Dani: And then?

Bill: And then, when the time is right, I will turn the tables on her. She’ll never see it coming.

Dani: Whenever that happens, promise me a front row seat, okay?

Bill: You know that goes without saying. Hey, listen, Dani, you’ve been my ride or die lately, so I at least owe you that much.

Dani: Just don’t take the “or die” too literally, okay?

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Willow: Agent Baines, please. This is Congresswoman Tait, regarding an urgent matter. Tell him I expect to see him in my office by the end of the day. He knows exactly what this is about.  Thanks for coming.

Valentin: It’s not every day a sitting member of Congress wants my presence.

Willow: I know you’re dating Carly, and she would happily load me into an unmarked WSB van before she would help me with them. But I am hoping that you will feel differently, especially because this involves my mother.

Valentin: In what way?

Willow: In the Agent Baines way. You warned my mom about him, and it turns out you were right.

Valentin: If your goal is to free your mother from the WSB, I don’t think that phone call is the best way to do it.

Willow: I don’t know. I think my attitude is entirely justified. My mother is innocent.

Valentin: I don’t think the WSB feels that way.

Willow: She was framed.

Valentin: And who would do that? Drew, perhaps?


Carly: I get that the WSB needs to search the Crimson offices, but you’ve shut down the entire floor. That is very disruptive to my guests and other tenants in this building, so I need to know when you guys are gonna be out of here.

Baines: I can’t say. They’re investigating the disappearance of one of their own, and while I understand your frustration, I thought you’d be more good-natured about it, since you’re the one who pointed me toward Nina Reeves as the most likely suspect in Jack Brennan’s disappearance.


Danny: So Tracy’s pretty mad, huh?

Cody: Uh, I don’t think mad really covers it, bud. She caught you trying to steal a car. Again. What were you thinking? You still gotta pay for what you did to Chase’s truck and that speedboat. So, per Tracy’s instructions, you got a whole bunch more chores on top of what you already had, starting with sweeping out the stalls.

Danny: I promise, Cody, I’ll do every single chore on that list and whatever else you can think of. But first, I gotta borrow your truck.

Cody: [Chuckles]


Scout: Charlotte? Why are you in my dad’s car?

Charlotte: You need to leave right now.

Scout: Yeah, no. What are you doing?

Charlotte: Okay, Scout, you don’t understand, okay? I’m doing this for you, okay? So you need to leave before you ruin everything.

Rocco: It’s not gonna work, Charlotte. Get out of the car.


Isaiah: Britt. Hey. You in there?

Britt: Yeah, I’m here. I’m fine. I just needed a minute.

Isaiah: Looks like you need a little more than that.  Why don’t you get out of here?

Britt: What for? There’s nowhere I want to go. And nobody waiting for me anyway.


Anna: Good to see you. Thanks for coming.

Jason: Of course.

Anna: Can I ask how Britt is?

Jason: I mean, she’s a little shaken up, but she’ll be okay.

Anna: Did you talk about what happened that night?

Jason: We did. It did not go well.

Anna: What do you mean?

Jason: Britt asked me to back her story with the PCPD. And I said no.

Anna: Oh, Jason, you shouldn’t have done that.


Charlotte: What are you guys doing here?

Scout: According to Danny, we’re saving your butt.

Rocco: Even he thinks whatever you were about to do is a bad idea.

Charlotte: Wait. Danny sent you to stop me?

Rocco: That’s what his text said.

Scout: Okay, so I’m going to ask you again. Why were you hiding in my dad’s car?

Charlotte: Look, okay, it was the only way to get your dad to back off Danny so you guys can see each other.

Scout: When it comes to Danny, my dad won’t even listen to me. Why do you think he’d listen to you?

Charlotte: Scout, do you mind if I talk to Rocco for a second?

Scout: Uh, yeah, kinda.

Charlotte: You have to get her away from here.

Rocco: Neither of us are leaving until you tell me what you’re doing.

Charlotte: When Drew gets in his car, I’m gonna surprise him and throw my arms around him and make it look like we’re making out.

Scout: You’re gonna make out with–? What are you talking about? That’s crazy.

Charlotte: I know, but I’m not actually gonna do anything, okay? It just has to look like it on the video. After that, I’m gonna tell him I’m gonna post it on social media, where he’ll be labeled a sexual predator and get canceled immediately. It’s a perfect plan.

Rocco: That’s insane.

Charlotte: My God, you sound just like Danny. But trust me, I know this is gonna work, okay? You just have to get her out of here.


Cody: [Chuckles] Are you really trying to sneak off after what just happened? You know you’re not doing yourself any favors, bud.

Danny: I know, but this is really important. Someone needs my help before they do something really stupid.

Cody: You do get that Tracy’s my boss, right? And she put me personally responsible for you this afternoon.

Danny: Yeah, but—

Cody: Okay, all right, look. Nothing’s going to happen until I know what’s going on, all right? So if it’s a real emergency, I’ll go with you, or we’re calling 911. So what’s going on? What kind of trouble is your friend in?

[Cellphone dings]

Cody: Everything okay?

Danny: Yeah, I-I think so.  Um, um…So you said something about, uh,  sweeping out the stall?


Carly: Speaking of which, was it really necessary to drag the editor-in-chief of Crimson out of the Metro Court Gardens in handcuffs? I mean, it was all over social media, and I don’t want my hotel associated with criminal activity.

Baines: For somebody who wants nothing to do with the WSB, you certainly are immersed in it. Your daughter, Chief Brennan, even Valentin Cassadine. I mean, whether you like it or not, it seems like you’re going to be dealing with the WSB, whether you want to or not. But I’ll try to make this current run-in as painless as possible.

[Telephone rings]

[Door closes]

Carly: Yeah. What? What do you mean someone’s messing around in the parking lot?


Anna: I could’ve killed Britt. And she has every right to go to the PCPD. Please.

Jason: I totally understand it is her right. But I don’t– I don’t want to be a part of it. Because you’ll get locked up. As far as I’m concerned, you don’t need to be locked up. You’re committed to getting help. So what’s the point of getting the cops involved in the first place?

Anna: Well, I don’t know. I’m sure Britt would feel safer. You know? She has to be terrified of me after what happened.

Jason: Yeah, but you didn’t hurt her.

Anna: Not physically, no. But staring down the barrel of a gun is traumatic. I can’t imagine that she’s just gonna shake that off. It’s gonna leave scars on her psyche.

Jason: Yeah, possibly. But Britt has been through worse. And she’s tough.

Anna: Yeah. Do you think she did reach out to the PCPD?

Jason: I don’t know.

Anna: I think she’s gonna feel a lot more secure soon. I–I don’t think I’m going to be in Port Charles for that much longer.

Jason: You’re leaving?

Anna: I mean, not of my own choice. But I have a feeling that the WSB will show up any minute, haul me off to one of their facilities.


Willow: Do you think Drew has a motive to frame my mother?

Valentin: Well, I think considering you and Nina were injecting Drew and keeping him in a locked-in state, I’m going to say yes.

Willow: Did my mother tell you that?

Valentin: You don’t have to confirm or deny it. But if it’s true, Drew has a hell of a motive to pin Jack’s disappearance on Nina. He could pay you both back in one fell swoop.

Willow: Unfortunately, it’s not a big leap. Unlike the idea of my mother hurting Jack Brennan. There’s just no way.

Valentin: I agree. I’m inclined to believe that Jack cut his losses and left town on his own. I find it harder to believe that he would leave Nina holding the bag. I think that’s more likely the work of a certain ex-Congressman.

Willow: Look, all I care about is getting my mother out of Steinmauer. You’re the WSB expert. If you say the best way to free her is to implicate Drew, I will call them right now and say that he framed her.


Scout: You said something about a video. What video?

Charlotte: My phone’s set up and focused on Drew’s windshield. You can see everything. After this, Scout won’t have to be a prisoner in her own home anymore, okay? So can you just help me and make Scout leave?

Rocco: We’re leaving.

Scout: Wait, whose phone is that?

Charlotte: Rocco, give that back right now!

Rocco: We’re all leaving.

Charlotte: Look, Danny and I thought about this, okay? This is the only way.

Scout: The only way to what? Just tell me what the big secret is already.

Charlotte: Rocco, you better give my phone back right now before I take it from you.

Carly: Hey!  Why am I getting reports that the three of you are causing a scene in my hotel?


Britt: This whole situation with Sidwell is much worse than people know. And I’m still dealing with the repercussions.

Isaiah: How so?

Britt: Well, for once, I was the victim. Not everyone sees it that way. But the– the longer I sit with it, I wonder… maybe I wasn’t.

Isaiah: Sorry. What are we talking about here?

Britt: I knew someone was being held against their will. And I waited too long to do something about it.


Jason: Josslyn took your advice and reported me to the WSB.

Anna: Yeah. I mean, I wouldn’t want her to cover for you. No, I–I wouldn’t, Jason, because lying to the Bureau when I was an agent was the exact thing that ruined my life. I don’t want that for her.

Jason: Yeah, I don’t– Neither of us do.

Anna: You know, I was just hoping that maybe I could stay here, work with Dr. Nichols and avoid being locked up again, because that’s really just going to exacerbate my PTSD.

Jason: I mean, that makes sense.

Anna: But I don’t really think that’s a viable possibility… given my actions that night. They were both dangerous… and deranged. You know, if you hadn’t found us when you did… I could have killed Britt.

Jason: I don’t think that’s true.

Anna: [Scoffs] I wish I was as certain as you about that. Anyway, be that as it may, the reason I asked you here is… because if… Well, when the Bureau comes to take me away, that’s really going to shatter Emma. And she’s going to blame Josslyn. And Josslyn will blame herself. And so what I really need is for them both to see that I brought this on myself. And, you know, the way you would have to do that is if you could really make them understand, especially Emma… exactly what I did to Britt.


Cody: Ahem. Danny, is something going on with Scout?

Danny: What–what makes you think that?

Cody: Well, you look super stressed, and that usually means you’re thinking and worrying about her. Also, Molly might have told me that things between Drew and Alexis aren’t great. Actually, what she said is Drew’s being a jerk.

Danny: It’s like he doesn’t know any other way to be.

Cody: But you said that somebody was in trouble?

Danny: Charlotte. I told her how much I hate not seeing Scout, and she’s determined to help.

Cody: Sounds like a good friend.

Danny: Yeah, she’s the best. You know, she’s always got my back, and I’m repaying her by dragging her into this mess with Drew. Seems like my problems with Drew just keep spreading and making everything worse for everyone else in my life.


Carly: The valet told me that you guys were messing in someone’s car. Are you guys just gonna look at each other, or is someone gonna tell me what’s going on?

Scout: Rocco and I came to pick up Charlotte, and we found her in my dad’s car.

Carly: What were you doing in Drew’s car?

Charlotte: I just wanted to drive it. I was gonna, you know, take it off the road, get it all muddy, and then bring it back for you to find. You know, like a–like a prank.

Scout: That? That was your big secret plan?

Charlotte: It was stupid, and I’m sorry. But luckily Scout and Rocco came here just in time to stop me, and the car’s fine, so we should just get out of here.

Carly: No, no, wait a minute. You’re not going anywhere. You have no idea how big a problem this could have been, do you? If Drew’s car would have gone missing from this hotel, I would have had to report it to the PCPD. Do you know what would have happened to you then?

Charlotte: No.

Carly: You would have been hit with a grand theft auto charge.

Charlotte: For a stupid prank?

Carly: Yeah. And Drew would have pressed charges, taken you to court, and jumped at the chance to make me look bad. And given the situation, that would be very easy to do.

Rocco: She wasn’t gonna steal his car. She was using it to set up Drew. She was trying to film a video of them kissing to use as blackmail.


Valentin: Tempting, though I’m sure it is, to throw Drew under the proverbial bus, simply offering an alternative suspect to the WSB will not be enough to secure her release.

Willow: Okay, so what do I do? Do I call them out? Make a big public stink about a private citizen being disappeared by an overreaching WSB?

Valentin: No, don’t do that. You don’t want to be at odds with the WSB. And I know Agent Baines well enough to know he doesn’t deal well with threats.

Willow: So how do I approach him?

Valentin: With an open hand. You be his ally, not his adversary. I think the only way you’re gonna help your mother now is to help the WSB.


Isaiah: I heard a little about what happened on Spoon Island. Sounds to me like you were in an extreme situation.

Britt: It started at extreme.

Isaiah: I know from my work in some of the most complicated places in Africa that when you’re in an out-of-control situation, your own behavior can suddenly become out of control, too. Then you find yourself doing things you never imagined. Things that can be… hard to live with.

Britt: Yeah. How’d you get through it?

Isaiah: I just did the best that I could.

Britt: Me, too. But in my case, it just wasn’t good enough.


Anna: I told Emma what happened. But even as I was speaking to her, I could see her rationalizing things, downplaying everything, because she didn’t want to think that I was capable of doing such a thing. You know. But you were there. You saw how bad it was. So when the time comes, I would need you to tell Emma and Josslyn the truth, please, if you could.

Jason: Of course. I’ll answer any questions they have. Honestly.

Anna: Thank you.

Jason: Okay, so, but if the WSB does come for you, you don’t have to go quietly. I can get you out of town. I’ll take you myself.

Anna: Oh, well, thanks. Valentin made the same offer. But Danny needs you. You can’t leave.

Jason: It’ll be two to three days max. I’ll get you someplace safe. You can recover. You get stronger.

Anna: Thanks. I appreciate the offer. But I don’t think running and hiding is the solution. You know? I think… I think I really do have to face up to the consequences of what I did.

[Doorbell rings]


Valentin: The WSB will be more inclined to do something for you if you were to do something for them. And right now they have Nina because they protect their own. And they want to find Jack Brennan. If you were to offer them something that they find valuable to the agency as a whole, well, maybe the mystery of the disappearance of Jack Brennan could find its way to the backseat.

Willow: But the WSB already knows that I’m working on expanding their funding through the appropriations committee.

Valentin: Extra funding is always nice.

Willow: What I mean is that I’m obviously an agency ally, yet they still took my mother. So what else is there to do? I could offer Agent Baines a bribe.

Valentin: He can’t be bought. Any attempt at coercion will blow up in your face. It’s time you step up your game and become indispensable to the WSB.


Charlotte: The way Rocco explained it made the plan seem way worse than it actually was.

Carly: I don’t know, it sounded pretty accurate to me.  But if you have an innocent version, I’d love to hear it. Otherwise, I’m gonna go with my gut, and it’s telling me that you, a teenager, were about to throw yourself at a grown man.

Charlotte: So I could force Drew into letting Danny see Scout. Okay, people have sympathy for him right now because of the stroke, but even he couldn’t survive them thinking that he made out with a teenager.

Carly: Charlotte, what would you have done if Drew opened the car door instead of Scout and Rocco?

Charlotte: My phone was set up and recording. And, you know, once he got in, I was gonna jump up and throw my arms around him, and then it would look like we were making out from the angle of my phone, even though we actually weren’t.

Carly: You think that Drew would let you do this to him?

Charlotte: No. He’d get angry and push me away and then take off. And then once he left, I’d come back, get my phone, find the most convincing part of the video, and then I’d send it to him and tell him that I would post it unless he ends the restraining order.

Carly: And what if Drew called your bluff? What if he actually kissed you? Were you prepared for that?

Charlotte: But he wouldn’t.

Carly: You can’t know that. Charlotte, I get why you came up with this plan. Hell, it’s something I would have done it back in the day. But if you would have put it into action, that would have been a huge mistake.


Scout: Oh, are you gonna be late for dinner with your parents?

Rocco: No, I still have time.

Scout: What’s wrong?

Rocco: Danny’s blowing up my phone asking about Charlotte.

Scout: I can’t believe he didn’t show up at the Metro Court himself.

Rocco: I guess that’s Danny’s deal. He makes a mess but doesn’t clean it up.


Cody: Well, everybody’s drinking less water than usual, but the grass they’re eating is pretty hydrating, so keeping the water at 68 degrees, just the way they like it.

Danny: Hmm.

[Cellphone dings and buzzes]

Cody: Go. Check it.  Everything okay?

Danny: Yeah. Um… Rocco’s not giving me any details, so he’s probably mad at me… again.

Cody: Yeah. I noticed you guys don’t seem to hang out anymore.

Danny: There was a time when Rocco and I had each other’s backs, but a lot has changed. He’s very hung up on playing it safe. Scout’s my sister. It’s wrong that Drew is keeping us apart, so I gotta find a way to make him back off.

Cody: Okay. Now see that– see that– That’s your problem right there.


Britt: I knew someone was being held on Spoon Island. But, you know, I had– I had my own stuff going on. Most of the time, I was just trying to survive.

Isaiah: Yeah, being in survival mode can make it difficult to help other people.

Britt: I really wanted to get them out. I just didn’t know how. But I knew for sure that if I got caught, we’d both be killed. Then, before I could come up with a plan, they were moved somewhere else, out of my reach.

Isaiah: Sounds like an awful situation for both of you. I’m sorry.

Britt: Me too. Terrible things happened to this person because I didn’t act fast enough. I did care. I was really trying to figure out what to do. No one believes me.

Isaiah: That’s their problem.

Britt: Is it?

Isaiah: Yeah. It doesn’t matter what anyone believes. You know you were doing your best and searching for a way to help. So hold on to that, and everyone else be damned.


Baines: Anna Devane.

Anna: Agent Baines. WSB. Yeah. I’ve been expecting you. Please, come in. My friend was just leaving.

Baines: Actually, I’d like Mr. Morgan to stay. I understand you were involved in the incident with Dr. Britt Westbourne. I was informed by Agent Jacks that you made an attempt on Dr. Westbourne’s life. Is that correct?

Anna: Yeah, it is.

Jason: But Anna suffered emotional trauma. She was held prisoner, and the WSB did nothing to help her.

Anna: And just so you know, I’ve taken a leave of absence from the PCPD, and I’m under the care of a psychiatrist. But I understand if that doesn’t satisfy the Bureau.

Baines: Well, standard policy doesn’t quite apply, given the breadth and scope of classified knowledge to which you’ve been exposed over the years.

Anna: Well, I’m fully prepared to hand myself over to you, Agent Baines. Face the consequences of my actions.


Rocco: That whole thing with Charlotte has been a lot for you.

Scout: It was a lot for me. I can’t believe she was going to do that to my dad. I mean, she was going to ruin his reputation in the worst way possible. And then she turned around to say she was doing it for me?

Rocco: You don’t believe her?

Scout: No. No. She and Danny just hate my dad. Like everyone else.

Rocco: I don’t hate your dad. And I know you love him. I think he thinks he’s just acting in your best interest.

Scout: Well, why can’t Danny see that? He did text me to stop Charlotte.

Rocco: Because he didn’t like this particular plan. But I could totally see him blackmailing your dad if he could.

Scout: Even if that’s true, he’d be doing it so that he can see me. I’m so sick of everyone, including Danny, just using me as an excuse to go after my dad. The last thing I want is for my dad to get hurt because of me.


Danny: How am I the problem in this situation? I’m standing up to Drew because he’s a bully who keeps Scout locked in her room so she can’t see her family.

Cody: Literally?

Danny: Well, no, but my mom would want me to help her. But Drew’s got all of the power, so there’s nothing I can do.

Cody: Not exactly. You can actually take away Drew’s power by doing nothing.

Danny: I don’t get it.

Cody: All right, fighting against Drew puts you in the wrong. But if you just follow the rules, he can’t come at you with anything.

Danny: Where’s that gonna get me? He still won’t let me see Scout.

Cody: Yeah, I know, but it makes Drew the bad guy. Well, all you gotta do is just stay out of trouble, mind your own business, and people like Tracy and Alexis will go to bat for you and help you see your sister. The key is you can’t force it. You gotta just be cool, play the long game. Nice and calm, slow and steady, no sudden movements.

Danny: So, treat Drew like a horse?

Cody: More like a donkey. Remember, Drew’s an ass.


Carly: I made huge mistakes when I was young.

Charlotte: You did?

Carly: Yeah, all the time. I did things that I couldn’t take back. I ruined people’s lives. And I did it by using my sexuality to get what I wanted. And I didn’t care at all about the consequences for myself or for anyone else. And I’m telling you, you don’t want to do that. It sends the wrong message about who you are and what you want. And more importantly, how you expect others to treat you.

Charlotte: I didn’t think about that when I was coming up with the plan.

Carly: No. You’re so lucky that you had Scout and Rocco stop you today. I didn’t have anyone to pull me back. And I almost destroyed myself.

Charlotte: I promise I won’t try and trap Drew again.

Carly: Good. Glad to hear that.

Charlotte: Okay, I know I’m in trouble. Can I ask you a favor?

Carly: You can ask.

Charlotte: Can you please not tell my dad?


Willow: Baines is an extremely effective agent.

Valentin: Did you two work together?

Willow: Yeah. From opposing sides.

Carly: Excuse me. Hi.

Valentin: Hi.

Carly: Um, can you come to my office? Your daughter’s here.

Valentin: Something I should know?

Carly: She’s safe.

Valentin: I’ll be right there.

Willow: I gotta go. Thank you, Valentin. You’ve been helpful.

Valentin: My pleasure. Oh, something you should know. First piece of advice is free. Next one’s gonna cost you.


Britt: I get why people think I’m selfish. Because I am selfish. Probably because I’ve always had to take care of myself. But that doesn’t mean I won’t put myself on the line. I’ve done it before. And I’ll do it again. Thanks for believing in me. Too bad Jason doesn’t.


Anna: Will I be taken to Steinmauer?

Baines: No. Well, you’re a special case. You weren’t an active agent at the time of the incident. And I’ve vetted Dr. Nichols. I believe Dr. Nichols is fit to oversee your care.

Anna: To oversee my care. What? Here, in Port Charles?

Baines: As long as you agree to the WSB reviewing all of Dr. Nichols’ notes and you sign this NDA stipulating that you won’t publicly disclose anything that happened to you in the last year.

Jason: Okay, so let me get this clear. If Anna stays quiet about a rogue WSB agent who is developing a very dangerous cold fusion device, she gets to stay here and get help here.

Anna: I’ll sign. Yeah, there you go. Thank you.

Baines: I wish you good health, Miss Devane. And Mr. Morgan, WSB is glad that you are enjoying your freedom now that you’re back in Port Charles. Should we need you again, we trust that you’ll be available.

Anna: Wow. Oh. I get to stay here in Port Charles.

Jason: That’s great.

Anna: Oh, yeah. I’m surprised the WSB finally did the right thing, but I’m not gonna question it.

Jason: I’m not gonna question it either.

Anna: Yeah. This is all because Britt didn’t press charges, you know? God, would you thank her for me? I mean, I’d like to do it myself, but I don’t think she wants to hear from me.

Jason: She doesn’t want to hear from me either. We’re not together anymore.

Anna: Because of what I did?


Scout: You know, my dad is convinced that everyone is out to get him. But you know what? They kind of are.

Rocco: You think?

Scout: Yeah. Tracy, my grandma, Aunt Molly, they all say that they’re fighting with him for my own good. But it doesn’t feel good to me.

Rocco: Because you’re stuck in the middle, and that always sucks.

Scout: Totally does. And then all the fighting gets my dad overprotective. And then I end up lying to him about something I should never have to. Like hanging out with people. And it’s not like we’re hurting anybody.

Rocco: Because everyone around us is an insane drama machine. We have to keep it a secret.

Scout: At least we can talk with each other. Can you imagine having to watch all this craziness around us and having to keep it all in?

Rocco: No, I don’t want to. I’d be so overwhelmed without you.

Scout: Me too.


Cody: All right, well, now you got me all invested in what’s going on. Any news?

Danny: Nothing from Charlotte and nothing from Rocco. But at least I should be glad he texted me to tell me Charlotte was okay.

Cody: Yeah. Look, if Rocco came through for you today, maybe things between you two aren’t as bad as you thought.

Danny: Maybe. But they are different. I mean, he’s been through a lot, but since he’s been back, it’s like we’re on completely different wavelengths. We barely talk, and we used to tell each other everything.

Cody: I’ve been there.

Danny: We grew up in the same house, like brothers. Now every time I’m around him, it feels like we’re strangers, and it kills me.

Cody: Sorry, man. That’s the worst.

Danny: Yeah, I miss him. It’d be a lot worse if I didn’t have Charlotte. She’s my best friend.


Valentin: Charlotte? Everything all right?

Charlotte: Yep, totally fine.

Valentin: Well, that’s obviously not true. You want to try that again?

Charlotte: Dad, can we just go home, please?

Valentin: Yeah, all right. Come on, let’s go.

Carly: Charlotte broke into Drew’s car.


Jason: Britt said that she was working on getting you out of Wyndemere, but Sidwell and [unclear] moved you, and she didn’t know where. And that’s what she claims, anyway.

Anna: That’s what she claims? You don’t believe her?

Jason: Man. As much as I want to, I don’t. And I realized that meant that we can’t be together. Because part of loving someone is believing them, no matter what the circumstances. I can’t give Britt that.

Anna: I see.

Jason: We didn’t break up because of you, Anna. We broke up because of me.


Britt: What you really walked in on today was me feeling sorry for myself because my boyfriend and I broke up over this whole situation. He doesn’t believe I was trying to find a way to help.

Isaiah: I’m sorry to hear that.

Britt: Yeah, me too. I’ve always been terrible at relationships, so this isn’t a new feeling. But this one is rough. The whole point of being in a relationship is that you got someone who believes in you no matter what, against all odds.

Isaiah: If this person can’t take you at your word, Britt, then that’s on them. You’re better off without them.

Britt: Thanks. Doesn’t feel that way right now. But I’ll get there. Eventually.


Willow: Agent Baines, thank you for coming on such short notice.

Baines: Your message was insistent.

Willow: Well, I am sorry about that. But I’m sure you can understand why. I didn’t even get to say goodbye to my mother, let alone consult with her lawyer before she was whisked out of the country to a Supermax prison in Switzerland.

Baines: I imagine you have questions.

Willow: Just one. What does the WSB need from me to ensure that my mother is returned to Port Charles immediately?


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Days Of Our Lives Best Lines For The Week Of August 3, 2026

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8/3/26 – 8/7/26

Leo: OH Gwennie. Oh, thank God I found you.

Gwen: OH, my God, Marty, what are you doing here?

Leo: I’m here for the world-famous Alamainian Tchotchkes Fair. What do you think I’m doing here? I came to rescue you.

 

Dimitri: I take it you found the place without too much trouble?

Leo: Well, Maps actually sent me to a nightclub called Laut und Lustig, which I learned is German for “ Loud and Fun.” Not the most creative name, but I suppose you do know what you’re in for. 

 

Dimitri: And I see you brought your meandering anecdotes with you. 

Leo: No, just a personal item and one carry-on. Traveling light.

 

Leo: Gwennie, you’re not hurt or anything, right? You’re okay?

Gwen: Oh, yeah, you know. I’m just swell, just taking this all in, having an “Eat, Pray, Love” moment. No, of course I’m not bloody okay. 

Leo: Yeah, of course not. Of course not. I mean, how could you be? They’re feeding you gastronomic atrocities. Is he not letting you shower? Do you at least have a cozy pillow?

Dimitri: I assure you, I have been the most gracious of hosts.

Gwen: Oh, yes. You’re so very gracious. You’re just ripe for a five-star dazzling review, if you hadn’t kidnapped me in broad daylight and held me against my will. 

 

Dimitri: Gwen, you should be on cloud nine right now. The cavalry has arrived to rescue you.

Gwen: I’m, yes, my knight in shining armor. 

Leo: Speaking of, those dudes must have been schvitzing up a storm in those cranking metal vests, ugh.

Gwen: Leo, now is not the time, please.

Leo: Yes, yes, of course not. I know. Listen, and I just want to say, even though it was a very long and very turbulent flight, and I couldn’t sleep at all and all I ate was one tiny bag of cashews, and I am still recovering from a concussion so I’m kind of seeing the world as, like, abstract art, just being here with you right now, I am so relieved, I could break out in song period. I won’t, but I could. 

 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of May 18, 2026

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Leo: So you’re saying that EJ double crosses you? What did he do? Spit in your shepherd’s pie? Give away your favorite coat to Goodwill? Oh, come on, I’m just joking.
Gwen: If you can’t tell, I’m not in any mood for your stupid jokes. And I can see from your pushy energy you’re not saying any of this as a friend to me but rather as the weaselly reporter, Leo Stark, who’s just jonesing for his next scoop.
Leo: Uh, Gwenny, my sweet, I must inform you that my energy is always pushy.
Leo: I’m also worried about my oldest, dearest friend.
Gwen: Are you being sincere?
Leo: Yes, I am. I promise you I am. I miss my friend, especially when she’s not hurling insults at me like pies at a county fair. 

Gwen: Kristen?
Kristen: Gwen? Ahh, Leo.
Gwen: What are you doing at the Salem Inn?
Leo: Uh, you know, I’m sensing the potential for a rather acrimonious exchange, so I’m just gonna jump in and say that whatever Kristen is doing here, it’s none of our business.
Kristen: Thank you, Leo.
Leo: Although, why does one leave a hotel room in the middle of the afternoon looking like they just auditioned for an ‘80s hair band, unless it was for a little, you know. 

(to Kristen)
Leo: Were you just engaging in a little midday mambo, Ms. DiMera? Is that why your hair looks like it’s doing jazz hands?

(about Kristen)
Leo: I’m not judging. Do you know how many hotel rooms I’ve walked out of in the middle of the afternoon? The “do not disturb sign” was practically invented for me. 

Gabi: Look, I know that you’re not fond of me.
Julie: Nothing gets past you.

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, 3/16/26

Kyle (Michael Mealor), Billy (Jason Thompson) and Diane (Susan Walters) catch Patti (Stacy Haiduk) and Jack (Peter Bergman) in bed on "The Young and The Restless" on CBS/Paramount+.

 

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Billy (with Kyle and Diane, upon catching Jack and Patty in flagrante delicto): Oh, wow. Oh, damn. This is not what I expected.
Kyle: Dad, what the hell?
Jack: Damn it!
Billy: Jack, what the …
Patty: This is a party! I mean, all the Abbott men in one place. I mean, oh, long time no see, Diane.
Diane: Shut up!
Patty: Oh, rude.

Nikki: Is your father bragging about what he’s done?
Victor: That’s enough from you.
Nikki: Hey, that works for me. I have no intention of speaking to a kidnapper, anyway.

Nikki (to Nick, Adam and Victoria): Your father lied to my face about what he did with Jack. I had to find out from Diane and Kyle.
Victor: You wouldn’t have understood anyway because it involved your precious Jack Abbott.

 

Nikki: What you did to Jack was absolutely heinous. How could you?

Victor: I did this for our family.
Nikki: No. You did it for your own damn ego! And it was spiteful and cruel. I don’t know that I will be able to forgive you.
Victor: Do you think I give a damn about whether you can forgive me? Get out! Now!

 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, 3/18/26

Michael (Christian Jules LeBlanc) and Lauren (Tracey Bregman) on "Young and the Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (pic from Paramount Press site)

 

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Michael (approaching Lauren sitting at a table in the GCAC dining room): How can this be? The most beautiful woman in the world dining alone?
Lauren: Because I’m waiting for the most handsome man in the world to show up.

Michael: Oh. George Clooney’s on his way?

Lauren: Yep. Should be here in about two minutes.

Michael: Damn! Out of curiosity, would you be willing to settle for the second-most handsome man in the world?
Lauren: Hmm. I’m thinking …
Michael: Well, this may sway you.
Lauren (gasps): What?
Michael: Bagels from Tompkins Square.
Lauren: Bagels and – oh! And a mustache from New York City? Wow!
Michael: Yeah, eat your heart out, Clooney.

Michael: If you semi-retired, we’d be able to go on trips like that whenever we wanted.
Lauren: Darling, we just went on the anniversary trip with our boys.
Michael: Which was great. But I am talking about whisking you away to Saint-Tropez at the last moment … just you and me on a beach. Clothing optional.
Lauren: Ho ho. Tell me more.
Michael: Uh, we can go on safari in Africa. We can explore the pyramids in Egypt. I wanna dance with you on every rooftop café on the continent.
Lauren: That’s very ambitious.
Michael: Come on, baby. Pack a bag. Just you and me. Let’s go.

Phyllis: Um, Jack has been released, and it’s not because of Victor?
Billy: No, Diane, Kyle, and I tracked the vehicle that he was abducted in to a marina in Kenosha. We found him on a yacht in Lake Michigan.
Phyllis: Wait – a yacht?
Billy: Trust me, not as glamorous as it sounds.
Phyllis: Is he okay?
Billy: Yes. He’s fine.
Phyllis: Uh, just – and … you’re sure that he was there because of Victor?
Billy: Of course I am, Phyllis. It’s Victor. This is what he does. He abducts people and he holds them against their will.

Michael: So what is this venture that’s gonna prevent you from running away with me at a moment’s notice?
Lauren: Um, Phyllis has asked me to help her run Newman Enterprises.
Michael: Come again?
Lauren: It’s not Newman anymore, of course. It’s Summers Conglomerate.
Michael: Mm. How humble and honest. Much like the new owner.
Lauren: She’s really staking her claim.
Michael: Hmm. And you would be listening to Phyllis’s offer why?
Lauren: Because she’s my friend and it’s a huge corporation.
Michael: Yeah. I’m familiar. I used to work for the previous owner. Its namesake.
Lauren: I need a new challenge.
Michael: So you don’t wanna traverse the world with me … instead? I’m an excellent travel companion.
Lauren: Oh, I am well aware of your merits. But I think this is gonna be so great for me to try something new.
Michael (sighs): You said it was a challenge. A challenge usually has the possibility of being successful. This idea’s doomed from the start.

Lauren: She captured the white whale and should be commended for it.
Michael: Uh, the white whale wins, at least in the novel.

Michael (as he and Lauren enter Phyllis’s office): I love what you’ve done with the place.
Phyllis: Yeah, thank you. A woman’s touch. Out with the old, in with the new.
Michael: Is that what one does after a coup?
Phyllis: After a triumph, definitely.

Michael: You have taken everything from him.
Phyllis: That’s not true. He has Chancellor. He and Nikki can do with it what they will. I mean Nikki can do her thing. It’s a sizable corporation. He can rename it Newman Enterprises if he wants.
Michael: He will never be satisfied with just Chancellor.

Phyllis: Why’s that? Because the emperor has to have everything?

Lauren: Okay, both of you. Stop it!


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Sally: If you’re serious about letting go of Chancellor … don’t jump into anything else right away. Take some time to regroup.
Billy: Do you want me to read some books? Do some manifesting?
Sally (giggles)
Billy: Sit in the forest with my shoes and socks off and touch grass?

 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of March 2, 2026

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(to Stephanie after Owen gagged Jeremy)
Owen: He was really boring me. 

(when Owen offered Stephanie and Jeremy water)
Jeremy: How do we know you didn’t drug it?
Owen: Oh, come on, you don’t. But you’re already tied up and handcuffed. What would be the point? Hydration, anyone? No? Yes? Ah, well, fine, suit yourself. But I hope you don’t post a bad review of me as a host. 

EJ: Don’t you ever work?
Xander: A damn lot harder than you ever have.
EJ: And yet you have the time to hover around here day and night, like the social equivalent of static cling. No wonder Titan’s on the rocks. 

(to Gwen)
EJ: You’re still here? I figured you’d be off trying to find Stephanie. That reward money won’t collect itself. 

(when EJ told Gwen she could do better than Xander)
Gwen: Now, why would I take romance advice from you, eh? I don’t see you breaking any beds around here?

(to Tate about the pregnancy test results)
Holly: God, this is taking forever. Are you sure you didn’t set the timer for five years?

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, 3/5/26

Audra (Zuleyka Silver) and Sally (Courtney Hope) on Young and The Restless - CBS/Paramoujt+ (pic from screencaps)

 

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Sally: I know you’re not a fan of Billy’s.
Audra: I mean, it’s not about him. I mean, yes, he’s insensitive, impulsive, self-centered…
Sally: Okay. But it’s not about him?
Audra: You could say that about almost any man, Sally. It’s the nature of the species.

Audra: Okay, I’m sorry, but sure does seem like one night of great sex has turned a big corner for you.
Sally: Hey, it was a lot more than that.
Audra: Sorry. I didn’t mean to presume. I was just being a little bitchy. But I’m not wrong about how he hurt you. Or everything you had to give up to be his partner. Marchetti was a pretty good gig.
Sally: I do not regret any of my decisions.

Audra: Even before last night?

Sally: Even before.
Audra: Okay, like I said, it’s your life, your choices. It’s none of my business. But I’d still run for the hills if it were me.
Sally: Even if it were Nate?
Audra: Unfair.
Sally: Why?
Audra: Because I was the one who screwed that up, not him.

Sally: I have never been one to play it safe. So why do I do that with my relationships? I believe in Billy and me. And … for the first time in my life, I am choosing love … over fear.

Billy: Hey. Where’s Jack?
Kyle: Hey. He flew to Chicago on some Jabot business. What’s going on?
Billy: You know that for sure?
Kyle: Know what?
Billy: That he’s in Chicago.
Kyle: Yeah. It was a last-minute thing. He texted my mom and me last night.
Billy: Okay. Where’s he staying?
Kyle: Okay, just slow down, Billy.
Billy: Kyle, what hotel is he at?
Kyle: No. First you’re gonna tell me why you’re flying around here like a bat out of hell. What’s wrong?
Billy: Look, I hope that it’s nothing, but I don’t think it is.
Kyle: Just tell me.
Billy: Is Diane here? She needs to hear this.
Diane: I – I’m right here. Billy, what’s going on?
Billy: Victor kidnapped Jack.

Sally: You’re probably so bored of this by now – “The amazing adventures of Billy and Sally.”
Audra: Are you kidding? I am a sucker for dysfunctional relationships. That’s my jam, girl.
Sally: Well, I am really glad we could be so entertaining for you.
Audra: Oh, it’s better than television.

Sally: Uh, let’s not forget that I came into this relationship with a lot of baggage of my own.
Audra: Sally, you brought a purse. Billy had a whole set of luggage.

Audra: I get the attraction between you and Billy. You know, he’s got that smile, he’s got those charms. And when he looks at you … man … I want that look one of these days. I want someone to see me and just, uh … light up the way Billy does when he sees you.
Sally: You will.
Audra: Yeah, maybe in like 20 years or so.
Sally: Audra, you will. You just haven’t found the right guy yet.

Claire: Is there any update? Has Grandpa figured out a way to save the company?
Victoria: No, nothing so far. However, he says he has a new plan in the works, but as usual, he won’t tell any of us about it.
Claire: Mm. Sounds like Grandpa.
Victoria: Yeah. It’s very frustrating for all of us. We’re smart people. We have ideas. But when things get critical, he always insists on taking care of everything himself.
Claire (snickering): Mm-hmm.
Victoria: Why is that funny?
Claire: It’s kind of funny,
Victoria: Is it? Why?
Claire: Okay. Well, I think it’s kind of ironic to hear you complaining about Grandpa, wanting to handle things all on his own when I think secretly you would like to be doing the same thing yourself.

Adam: What do you think you’re doing?
Kyle: Calling the cops.
Victor: I wouldn’t do that if I were you
Kyle: I don’t give a damn what you think.
Victor: You don’t call the cops without reporting a crime.
Diane: Well, kidnapping is a crime, Victor.
Victor: How do you know he didn’t just decide to take a vacation?

Victor: Listen, if you wanna know more, just contact your idiot Uncle Billy Boy, okay?

Kyle: If you do anything to hurt my father, I will make it my mission in life to destroy you, Victor.
Victor: Listen to me, boy. Instead of threatening me … why don’t you contact your idiot Uncle Billy Boy? I want my company back. He has the means to do it. See to it that he does!

Sally: So what are you gonna do?
Billy: If this is about getting a signature on a piece of paper, then I call my attorneys and I get it done.
Sally: But I thought you said that you thought Phyllis was stalling.
Billy: Yeah, I mean it’s either that or it’s Phyllis, you know, making me sweat just for old times’ sake.

Sally: Do you really think Victor would do something like that? You really think he’s gonna hurt Jack?
Billy: I think it would be a very big mistake to underestimate Victor’s hatred for my brother. I mean, we’re talking a decades-long rivalry, and that match is very quick to light.

Kyle: God! I wanna hit him!
Diane (scoffs): Well, you would have had to have stood in line behind me.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, 3/4/26

Victoria (Amelia Heinle) and Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) on "The Young and the Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (photo from screencap)

 

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Nikki: Well, I”m glad you couldn’t track him down. I would have worried that you wouldn’t have been able to stop yourself from doing something we would all regret.
Nick: Anything that gets that psycho out of our lives for good would not be regrettable.
Nikki: It would be if it landed you in jail.
Victoria; You know, Nick, Matt could have killed you. You’re lucky that only one leg was shattered. I’m with Mom. I’m glad that you weren’t able to track him down.
Victor: I don’t like not knowing where he is. It gives him the upper hand.
Nick: Agreed. Feels like the calm before the storm. The problem is, we don’t know what direction that storm is coming from or when it’s gonna hit.

Cane: I truly believe that the only reason she’s continuing down this path and refuses to give it up is because she has nothing left. She’s clinging to this new role as CEO, not because she’s enjoying it, but because she feels abandoned by the people that matter to her most.
Daniel: Abandoned? She abandoned us!. She’s operating with a blatant disregard for the people that you claim that she loves. You know why? Because all she cares about is being one of Genoa City’s power elite. Everything else, that just – it falls by the wayside now.
Cane: Look, I’m just telling you what I observed the last time I spoke with her, and it’s not someone who’s reveling in being on top. Okay? She’s suddenly aware of what it cost her to get what she always wanted.
Daniel: That’s good. ‘Cause if losing us gets my mother to wake up to the mistakes that she’s made, I’m willing to be that sacrificial lamb.

Phyllis: This is a multinational company. You think I’m just gonna hand you Chancellor, what, and jot something down on a cocktail napkin or write some scribble on your hand or something? Come on!
Billy: I”m gonna need reassurances apart from a reworded contract.
Phyllis: You know what I’m gonna need? I’m gonna need you to be less paranoid. No one’s trying to attack you. No one’s trying to stab you in the back. You and your attorneys will thank me after this is done, okay?
Billy: I’m gonna hold you to that, Phyllis.
Phyllis: Great. Do that. In the meantime, while you’re waiting for the sweetheart of a deal, why don’t you spend time with your sweetheart? In your robes and your little socks. Your coffee mugs. While you … while you enjoy your nonprofessional life.

Billy: It’s happening, Victor. Chancellor Industries is now in the hands of its rightful leader. I know it’s a shock to hear it said out loud, but it feels pretty good to me, especially saying it to you.
Victor: I’ve got news for you. Chancellor Industries will be back in my hands before the end of the business day.
Billy (chuckles): That’s funny. You working on your stand-up routine now that you have so much time on your hands?
Victor: I’ll be very busy once the company belongs to me again.
Billy: I think all of this is making you a little delusional because there is not a chance in hell that I will be handing Chancellor Industries back to you.
Victor: If you don’t … neither you nor anyone in your family … will ever see Jack Abbott again.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, 3/3/26

Audra (Zuleyka Silver), Kyle (Michael Maelor) and Claire (Hayley Erin) on Y&R on CBS/Paramount+ (screencap)

 

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Audra: Something wrong?
Claire: Oh, I’m just in a state of shock that you would hold a door open for me.
Audra: You thought I’d let it hit you in the face?
Claire: I thought you’d slam it.

Audra: I’m curious. Why were you with Holden in the first place? Was it a one-night stand you couldn’t quit? Something more?
Claire: Why do you care?
Audra: Well, he just doesn’t seem like your type. But maybe that’s what you were going for – the opposite of Kyle.

Kyle: Sorry, am I late?
Claire: You are right on time.
Kyle: Well, thanks for agreeing to have breakfast with me.
Claire: You’re welcome.
Audra: You know, maybe there’s another reason why you and Holden are done. Rebound over. Pivot back to ex.
Claire: Have a lovely day, Audra.
Audra: You too, Claire.

Tessa: Oh, Daniel, this is Sienna. I know her from LA. We were in the music scene together.
Daniel: Oh, cool. Uh, nice to meet you.
Sienna: Yeah, likewise.
Daniel: So … what brings you to town?
Sienna: Oh, um, well, it’s kind of a long story, but I live here now and uh, I’m with Noah Newman.
Daniel: Oh! With Noah. Noah and I actually share a half-sister, Summer.
Sienna: Wow. It seems like everybody in this town is related to a Newman.
Daniel: Yeah, it’s the truth.

Kyle: She’s not worth anyone’s energy. Especially yours. You’re too good of a person.
Claire: I’m not perfect.
Kyle: Eh, from where I’m sitting, you’re pretty flawless.
Claire: Flatterer.
Kyle. Besides, the less time spent on Audra opens up more time to …
Claire: To do literally, anything else? Because that would be preferable.
Kyle: Not to push, but I wouldn’t mind having breakfast more often with you.
Claire: Just breakfast?
Kyle: I’m open to lunch. And coffee. Grocery shopping.
Claire: Mm-hmm.
Kyle: I mean, I’ll pretty much take any opportunity I can get to spend more time with you.
Claire: Grocery shopping? It’s a date.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, 3/2/26

Kyle (Michael Maelor) and Claire (Hayley Erin) on Y&R on CBS/Paramount+ (screencap)

 

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Kyle (to Claire as she’s walking toward the bar at Society, looking down at a book she’s holding): Is that book so people won’t try talking to you? And here I am talking to you. We can just pretend that I didn’t see you.
Claire: It was one of my dad’s. The plan was to have an empanada and read some of the same words as my dad, and remember that there are good people in the world.
Kyle: Woof.

Audra: Oh, look who’s back from Los Angeles. Guess it didn’t go well if you’re back so soon. You couldn’t recapture some of that LA magic.
Holden: Seems like a bad idea for you to joke about LA, given the current circumstances.

Sally: Very nice.
Billy: Well, you set the bar pretty high. You did something like this for me not too long ago. You know, when you lived here and had a key and all that?
Sally: I think your snacks might be a little better.
Billy: Yes. Score one for me.
Sally: Half a point.

Audra: You wanted to just recapture whatever magic you had in LA, but Claire had other plans. She just wanted to find dirt on me.
Holden: Claire isn’t as obsessed with you as you are with her.
Audra (scoffs): Obsessed. She left Genoa City while her family is at war. You think that was to cuddle with you?
Holden: Ha. No.
Audra: That whole trip was about finding more dirt on me. She never would have left otherwise. And you know I’m right.

Holden: Everything happening with the Newmans, it’s … it’s intense. You hear about AI this and AI that, but this is … this is atom bomb level stuff.
Audra: Yeah, it’s insane. Wish I’d thought of it. Meanwhile, your little girlfriend runs off to California, leaving her grandpa’s side because she can’t quit me.
Holden: It’s hard to work up much sympathy for Victor since he did the same thing to Cane … among other things.
Audra: Careful. Claire’s Grandpa’s biggest fan.
Holden: Well, then she doesn’t see the big picture.
Audra: It almost sounds like you think she’s making a big mistake, but I thought she was perfect.
Holden: She’s too close to the issue. I can see things clearly. And that man doesn’t give a damn about anyone who doesn’t share his last name.
Audra: Is there something you know, Holden? Something we can use to distract Claire – or better yet, shut her up entirely?
Holden: Taking on Claire isn’t enough for you? You want to go poking around in Victor’s business? How – how have you survived this long with instincts like that?
Audra: It’s not surviving. It’s called thriving.

Audra: So, she listened to you?

Holden: I think so, yes.

Audra: But, you don’t know?

Holden: I said … I think so.
Audra: And I can guarantee you – you don’t know how to think.

Kyle: Audra is the kind of person who’s always looking for someone she can use. If she can’t exploit them now, maybe there will come a time. So she uses her humor and her confidence …
Claire: To lure men into her bed.
Kyle (laughs): It’s nothing personal. It’s just … how she functions.
Claire: I can read Audra. I think that’s probably one of the reasons why she hates me. And, uh, she’s not gonna give up on you anytime soon.
Kyle: Yeah, out of spite or because she hates losing. But as far as an actual relationship, she misses Nate and it makes sense ’cause he’s the only one who ever cared about her. God knows why, but it was real, and she blew it up.

Audra: Look, at the Shadow Room, no matter who you went home with, it was never the same woman twice. Everyone knew that’s just how you rolled. Have a little fun and move on.

Holden: And?

Audra: Except not this time. It’s like that player is gone. The man I see right now … I think he’s falling for Claire.

Holden: She’s done with me.
Audra: Wait – this whole conversation, and you’re just now telling me that?
Holden: You already called me out. You said LA didn’t go the way I wanted, and … you were right.
Audra: Well, I mean, I thought separate hotel rooms, not her sending you on your way. And why now?
Holden: She knew I was holding out on her. Which I am, and so … so she’s done. Which means that I no longer have to spend all my energy lying to her, and she doesn’t have to dig into my past or yours.

Audra: Wow. Well, she’s an idiot. Where’s she gonna find a guy like you?

Holden: Oh, now you want us back together?

Audra. God, no. You should have walked away from her months ago. Wasting your time on that psycho. She never deserved you in the first place. She never gave you the benefit of the doubt, never trusted you, and she was never willing to accept what you were willing to give. So … good riddance. For both of us. Who needs that kind of misery? Anyone who doesn’t believe in you can go straight to hell.

Audra: What’s so special about her anyway? You and Kyle, just falling for those dimples. You can find other dimples without risking jail time

 

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, 2/27/26

Billy (Jason Thompson), Lauren (Tracey E. Bregman) and Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) of "Young and The Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (screencap)

 

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Lauren: Wow. I’m not sure I’m ever going to get used to the sight of you behind Victor Newman’s desk.
Phyllis: Well, this is my desk now. It’s mine. And if you’ve come to, uh, read me the riot act, really, you can leave.
Lauren: Now, what on earth would I do that for?
Phyllis: I don’t know. Because you’re empty handed. You don’t have flowers or champagne or anything. Et tu, Brute?
Lauren: Oh, we’re quoting The Bard, now?
Phyllis: Well, yeah. I mean, Victor quoted Shakespeare, so I figure I can do whatever I want. But really, I – I’m so tired of character assassinations by people who are triggered by my success. So …
Lauren: Well, then … let me rewrite Julius Caesar for you. I have not come to bury you. I have come to praise you.

Phyllis (sitting with Lauren in the GCAC dining room, shouting): Breakfast for everyone! Breakfast on me. (Lowers voice) They can eat their hearts out.
Lauren: (laughs)
Billy: That sounds great. I’ll take a side of bacon.
Lauren: Oh. Hello, Billy.
Phyllis: You look happy, Billy.
Billy: Well, I’m just happy to see you two beautiful women here together, although I am surprised that you’re here together.
Lauren: Why? We’ve been friends forever.
Billy: Yeah, I know, but you’re also married to Michael Baldwin, so the fact that you are here together could mean one of two things. You’re either in the process of chastising her for the coup that she just pulled off, or maybe you’re actually happy that she was the one that screwed Victor over because of the amount of times that he screwed Michael over in the past. She’s the one to make it happen. Maybe you’re okay with that.
Phyllis: Lauren is the only one who’s not passing judgment on me.
Billy: Hey, now, I was on board from the get-go.
Lauren: Well, of course you were all for it. Everybody knows you hate Victor Newman and probably jumped at the chance to be part of his demise.
Billy: Honestly, I had nothing to do with it. I just happened to be at the right place at the right time.

Billy: So this is just the two of you being gal pals? I’m supposed to believe you’re not using your decades-long friendship to try and convince Phyllis that she made a mistake?
Lauren: Oh. That’s a page out of your playbook, Billy, not mine. I’m not that devious. Especially with my friends. And Phyllis is a very important friend to me, whether you believe it or not.
Phyllis: Phyllis is right here.
Billy: I’m very much aware of that. I would say proceed with caution where your friends and enemies are concerned because I’m sure they’re coming at you at all angles. Don’t cave under the pressure. Don’t let anyone convince you you don’t deserve this. You’ve come way too far to have someone talk you out of your success now. Good to see you.

Audra: Sharing so much as a stick of gum with him is a huge mistake and something you should avoid at all costs.
Sally: Okay, you make it sound like I lose all sense of myself when I’m around him.
Audra: This so-called dinner can only go one of two ways. Either he convinces you to get back with him, and you’ll end up back on that roller coaster you swore you were done riding. Or you’ll stand your ground, in which case he won’t take no for an answer. And if that happens, you two adults could end up being anything but civil.
Sally: There’s no way I’m letting Billy talk me into getting back together with him, okay? I made it very clear to him, and now to you, I am moving forward.

Phyllis: This is the way I see it. This is my last chance, Lauren. This is quite possibly my only chance to change my life. For the better. Do you understand what I’m saying? Maybe do something good in the world. It’s incredible to me that I am the villain and the Newmans are the victims in my dastardly deeds. That’s how people see it. The Newman family, no matter what crisis befalls them, they come out on top. I mean, I can’t believe doing what I did has affected my friends and family the way it has, that they wanna alienate me. These are the same people who chastised me for going toe to toe with Victor Newman and winning, and I won – I won, Lauren. Nobody has been able to do that. And I did it. But somehow I’m alone because of it. I’m the town pariah? I am? Really? Listen, if that means I have to go solo, fine. If that’s my only option, so be it – I don’t care.
Lauren: I’m – I’m so sorry, and if there’s anything … that I can do to help you, just you say the word, okay?
Phyllis: Maybe there is.
Lauren: Name it.
Phyllis: Come work for me.
Lauren: I’m so flattered and, uh, touched by the offer. I – You know, I think I’m content where I am right now.
Phyllis: Mm. Is that really contentment that you feel?
Lauren: Well, as opposed to what?
Phyllis: As opposed to complacency, maybe? You know, to be honest, you’re due for an adventure, you know, something besides picking out wedding dresses for the Bug, you know, while beautiful, but still, putting together bachelorette parties. You’re better than that. Come work for me. Just think about it just a bit. But don’t let Michael talk you out of this, please. But imagine us together. We could take over the world.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, 2/26/26

Victor (Eric Braeden) on "The Young and The Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (screencap)

 

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Victoria (to her father/Victor): Can I ask you exactly what is it that you object to? Do you think it’s not gonna work, or are you upset that I’m willingly not gonna sit and watch you fix everything?

Phyllis: You know what? I’m done. I’m done. I’m going to the door. Press your little button thingy, and tell Shrek to get out of the way.
Cane: You are not going anywhere until I get what I want.

Phyllis: It’s about love. It was all about love. Profound.
Cane: I can’t give up on – on three people that I love most in my life. I just can’t. All that time I didn’t know where Lily and my kids were … and I was fearing for their safety … I realized that … the only time I’ve ever felt whole was when we were together. As a family. When we were happy. I felt like the richest, smartest, most powerful man in the world when my kids would come to me and ask for advice. Or support. I miss hugging them. I miss hearing them tell me they love me.
Phyllis: I get it. It’s about love, right?
Cane: Family is everything. Love is everything. And there’s no amount of … power or wealth or even vindication that’s worth losing all of that. Is there, Phyllis?

Victor (to Victoria): Sweetheart, I can assure you, if Matt Clark shows his damn face again, he’ll sign his own death warrant.

Sharon: The problem is, thinking that Matt would want to avoid another confrontation – that’s rational. But Matt is not rational. Nick and I know. He thrives on hand-to-hand combat.
Nick: Sharon’s right. It might take years. It might take decades. This guy always comes back.
Sharon: And if his actions so far are any indication, this go-round, he’s not wasting any time.

Sienna: Look, I really wanna believe that Matt is gonna play it safe, and he’s gonna go back to hiding under that rock that he slithered out from under, but … I think that Sharon’s right. And honestly, I don’t think I’ve got the stomach to handle another showdown with that despicable man.
Sharon: Take that feeling and multiply it tenfold, and that’s about scratching the surface of how Nick and I feel.

Detective Burrow: I don’t know. Matt got extremely lucky getting his case thrown out. You really think he’s stupid enough to return to the scene of the crime, do something to get himself locked up again?
Noah: I’ve gotta think that he’d think twice before taking that risk.
Nick: You all need to stop assuming that this guy is going to make the smart move. He’s not gonna do that. It’s not who he is. He’s a relentless psycho. He will be back. It’s just a matter of when.

Cane: Don’t you agree, Phyllis, that … all the power and wealth in the world isn’t worth it if you lose the only people you love in this life?
Phyllis: Yeah. Love and family are the only things that matter, right? You sound like Victor Newman. Ohh. Except he’s full of hot air and, um, look at how unhinged he is by – by losing all the power and money he could ever want.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, 2/24/26

Nate (Sean Dominic) and Victoria (Amelia Heinle) on "Young and the Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (screencap)

 

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Victoria: I’m the lucky one. My favorite drink waiting for me.
Nate: You know, I was seriously considering peppermint hot chocolate, but you sounded like you needed some fortification.
Victoria (takes a sip from a glass of red wine): You’re a wise man.

Jack: Victor! How’s that short game coming along these days?
Victor (chuckling): I don’t have time for this.
Jack: I haven’t seen you in awhile – not that I’ve missed you. I just assumed you’d flown south with the rest of the snowbirds to enjoy the links, you know, the fresh air, the ocean breezes.
Victor (chuckling): Let me ask you something, Jack. Have you lost your mind? I mean … you seem to be more of a blithering idiot than before.
Jack: Oh, golf’s not your game? Maybe you should try pickleball. I mean you got a lotta time on your hands now that you’ve lost Newman Enterprises. Tell me … how’s it feel to be retired?
Victor: I’ll leave the game playing to you and that punk brother of yours.
Jack: Good luck filling your day. Uh … shuffleboard may be more your game. (leaves)

Nikki: What was that all about?

Victor: Jack Abbott blowing smoke.

Jack: I live to make you happy.
Diane: Hmm. Well, then, can you make Victor and Nikki disappear?

Jack: Well I, for one, am very happy that Victor has crawled out from whatever rock he climbed under. That way I can rub salt in his self-inflicted wounds and, to tell the truth, I really like doing it.

Diane: I know you’re not one to take pleasure in other people’s misfortunes.
Jack: But in Victor’s case, I’m willing to make an exception. No, I enjoy watching him toppled from his self-made throne, especially since that fall happened through the same means he intended to use to destroy me.

Diane: Well, as long as he stays down this time. That man has more lives than a cat.
Jack: That is the rub, isn’t it?
Diane: Yeah.
Jack: Every time he’s down, no matter how hopeless, he seems to get back up, and I don’t know… better positioned than when it all started.
Diane: Well, it’s beyond infuriating.
Jack: Yeah. I would admire that quality in anyone else. In Victor, I find it nauseating.

Diane: It’s just seeing Victor and Nikki out and about in a public place looking so satisfied. I can’t — I can’t help but be suspicious.
Jack: It’s a weak attempt to maintain appearances. Victor is never going to admit defeat. In fact, we’ll probably bury that bastard with that “never say die” look on his face.

Nikki (standing in front of the long mirror in the GCAC ladies’ room, next to Diane, as the two women freshen their make-up): You followed me in here for a reason, so why don’t you just say what you wanna say?
Diane: Fine. I want you to stop using the tragedy your husband brought on you and your family as a way to score sympathy points with mine. Now, Jack might offer you some compassion because he’s kind and decent and obviously patient, but you really need to find another shoulder to cry on.

Nikki: Mm. Why are you so threatened?

Diane: Oh. I’m not threatened. I’m just tired of constantly finding poor, sniveling Nikki every time I turn around.
Nikki: Of course you feel threatened, Diane. Jack and I have been very close for a very long time, and I haven’t put him through a fraction of the agony you have over the years, which makes me think maybe you have serious doubts that you are capable of holding onto a man that you don’t deserve.

Nikki: I’m not the one who’s so insecure I need to accost someone in the ladies’ room.
Diane: Oh, I’m just freshening up. But it wouldn’t be a bad idea for you to stay away from my husband.
Nikki: Ah, well, that will never happen because Jack and I share a very special bond, something that you don’t understand or ever could.
Diane: No, it could happen if you would stop playing “damsel in distress” at every turn.
Nikki: I don’t go looking for sympathy from my dear friend. He just gives it to me.
Diane: (scoffs)
Nikki: That’s what friends do, but you wouldn’t know anything about that because you don’t have any. Oh. And that lip color? Not one of Jabot’s best. (exits)

Nate: I’m just trying to minimize that pain by encouraging you to think of other ventures that might give you equal satisfaction.
Victoria (laughs): Such as?
Nate: I don’t know, um … maybe you have an idea of starting your own company? Or maybe you wanna go in a completely different direction. Have you … seen yourself as a professor? Taking after Cole?
Victoria: What? In a classroom full of students teaching (laughs) Business 101? No. No, thank you.
Nate: Okay, uh, maybe, I don’t know, what did you wanna be when you were a kid?
Victoria: A CEO.
Nate: Oh. What?
Victoria: Yeah.

Nate: Uh, say, what about a dancer?

Victoria: Mm. Two left feet.
Nate: A singer?
Victoria: Tone deaf. Don’t say cook, either, because you know I can’t cook. I can bake chocolate chip cookies, but that’s baking.
Nate: You win for now. I’m just trying to open your mind to other possibilities.
Victoria: Understood. And I appreciate that. But right now, I’m focusing all of my energy on succeeding. I want Newman Enterprises back, and I’m gonna get it.

Jack: Oh, would you look at that. The façade has already crumbled. I guess Victor got some bad news. (chuckling) Couldn’t happen to a more deserving son of a bitch.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, 2/23/26

Noah (Lucas and Adams) and Audra (Zuleyka Silver) on "Young and The Restless" on CBS/Paramount+ (from screencap)

 

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Audra: So, are you back in Genoa City for good?
Noah: Ooh, that is a question I don’t have an answer for. My family’s going through a lot. I’m here to support them. And once everything gets back to our version of normal, I’ll figure it out then.

Audra: You and umbrellas. How many did you lose? Like a dozen? More? Every single time it rained, you’d start with an umbrella in hand, but somehow, by the end of the day, you just managed to lose it.
Noah: Yeah. I guess I always thought of them as a single use kind of thing, you know? Once the sun came out, what was the point?

Victoria: I’m going to use Summer’s unhappiness against Phyllis.
Nick: Well, you’re gonna have a lot to work with.
Victoria: That’s it? That’s all you got?
Nick: Yeah.
Victoria. Okay, um, who are you … and what did you do with my brother?

Audra: Maybe I just like Champagne.
Noah: Well, that would be new for you. At least from what I remember, and when we were together in London, you only drank vodka, and it had to be ice cold.
Audra: Oh, good memory.
Noah: Yeah, hard to forget. You took me to a bar that the walls were literally frozen so we could enjoy our shots in sub-zero temps. Yeah, I nearly froze everything off that night.
Audra: Yeah, well, I don’t remember you complaining at the time.
Noah: I was having too much fun.
Audra: You know, I think you liked it a little because you ended up moving to a place that gets even colder than that.

Audra: Now, the only toasts I believe in are the ones I make to myself. (Takes a sip of champagne) To me.

Kyle (to Noah): I heard you were back. It’s good to see you. And the accident – I was actually in LA when it happened.
Noah: Oh, you were? What brought you to LA?
Audra: He was stalking his ex.
Kyle: Business.

Kyle: How’s Nick doing? How are you doing? You look great considering.
Noah: I’m back to 100%. My dad’s, you know, on the mend, getting better every day.
Kyle: Hey, hey, cheers to that. (Looks over at Audra) You gonna sit this one out?
Audra: Feel free to enjoy your drink somewhere else.

Noah: So you have no problem with my family being destroyed?
Kyle: Well, what’s happening to Victor is exactly what he swore he was gonna do to my family. And it’s not like he hasn’t threatened or hurt half this town, so … yeah, I’m good.
Noah: Yeah. This isn’t just Victor being affected.
Kyle: Oh, you mean his little attack dog Adam? Again, no tears.

Noah: Look, I know my grandfather has stepped on more than a few toes.
Audra: You think?
Kyle: That’s the understatement of the century.
Audra: It’s so quaint-sounding, like a bad dance partner.

Audra: The only crime here was that it took so long for karma to kick in. Victor and Adam have gotten exactly what they deserve.
Kyle: Yeah, those two being knocked down to size has been a long time coming. The number of people in this town that would celebrate … there might even be a parade.

Kyle: Just saying that Victor and Adam had it coming, and it’s poetic that Billy helped light the torch.

Noah: So no big deal that the entire family’s been gutted, my grandfather’s lost his life’s work, my family’s lost their legacy?
Kyle: Eh, Nikki can sell some jewelry. The Newmans will be dandy.

Audra: (in a hushed tone, talking to Kyle, quoting Kyle’s words back to him): “Nikki can sell some jewelry”?!
Kyle (laughs): Too far?
Audra: Classic.

Audra: Weird.
Kyle: What?
Audra: It’s almost like we’re on the same side.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, 2/19/26

Cane (Billy Flynn) on the phone 2/20/26 on Y&R on CBS (screencap)

 

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Cane (on the phone talking to Phyllis): So, why the radio silence? Hmm? I expected you to be in my face doing a victory dance. Phyllis Summers pulls off the coup that no one saw coming. Including me. Ha. Well, you made your play. You got what you wanted. You pissed off a lot of people in the process. But I’m sure that makes you happy to hear. You always loved getting under people’s skin, which is why, uh, I don’t understand the disappearing act. It’s not like you to pass up a chance to gloat when you’re winning, and you win big, Phyllis.

Nate: Okay, that is about enough, Billy.
Billy: Yeah, Nate, you’re trying to be the knight in shining armor? Well, don’t, okay? ‘Cause this is not your fight, so stay the hell out of it.

Victoria: I could always call the school and explain why I’m taking this action. I can imagine the sympathy and understanding that I’ll get from the board when they find out that you’re being criminally investigated for participation in the theft of my father’s company.
Billy: You would sink that low, huh?
Victoria: I would do whatever it takes to protect my kids. And when I’m through with you, you’ll be lucky if they let you chaperone a field trip to the zoo.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, 2/18/26

Nikki (Melody Thomas Scott) on Y&R (screencap)

 

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Billy: You know, Jack, if you wanted to wish me well, I’d have preferred a fruit basket instead of you making a personal appearance.
Jack: This is a big day for you, I hear. I wouldn’t wanna miss it.

Billy: Let me ask you a question. Are you concerned about me? Or are you just pissed off that I’m the Abbott that bested Victor Newman?

Nikki: I didn’t realize you would be here already. I had hoped to have a last few moments in my office alone.
Billy: Well, no rest for the wicked.
Nikki: Oh, I couldn’t have put it better:

Billy (talking about Jack): Oh, Nikki. I think he likes you better than me.
Nikki: Well, who could blame him? At this moment, I would prefer anybody other than you.

Noah (to his father): We want you back to your old self. Emphasis on “old.”

 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, 2/17/26

Billy (Jason Thompson) and Nick (Joshua Morrow) on Y&R 2/17/26 (screencap)

 

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Billy (after Nick barges into his home): Jeez, Nick. Where are your manners? Don’t you know you’re supposed to knock before you get invited into someone’s house?

Nick: I don’t need an invitation, you son of a bitch. All rules went out the window when you decided to mess with my family.


Adam: I shouldn’t be surprised that Billy would want to add Newman Media to his list of treasures. Makes sense that he would take the easy win.


Adam: When Phyllis double-crossed Cane and kept Newman Enterprises for herself, she screwed over four generations of Newmans, including her own daughter. I mean, you almost gotta admire the sheer audacity of it.

Sally: I don’t admire it at all.

Adam: Yes, well you have a soul and conscience. Something that is in short supply at the top of the new masthead.


Billy: You don’t look so good. Your leg still bothering you?

Nick: Go to hell.

Billy: Well, your father could tell me how to get there, huh? If he could afford a map.

Nick: You keep talking and you’re gonna be spitting a bunch of teeth out of your mouth.

Billy: Sorry. Is that supposed to be frightening to me?

Nick: We’ll see. Just keep talkin’.

Billy: Don’t embarrass yourself, Nick. The only blows in this fight have already landed, and they knocked you and the rest of the Newmans on your ass, which as far as I’m concerned – long overdue.

Nick: Wait – you think you’ve won?

Billy: I think it appears that way, yeah.

Nick: It’s not even round one, you idiot. You’re not gonna have time to print up new business cards by the time we’re done with you.


Nick: Your mother sold Chancellor to my father and now you won’t rest until you get it back, and it doesn’t matter how you do it or who you hurt to get there.

Billy: You’re damn right. And let me tell you something, it feels good.


Nick: You know, I actually like this Billy – you being honest. I mean, look at you  You’re hurt. So you’re lashing out like a little three-year-old.


Nick: You going after Chancellor isn’t a business move, all right? It’s a temper tantrum from a spoiled brat.

Billy: Oh, are we sinking to name-calling now, Nick? Are we about to fight?

Nick: Say when.

Billy (to Nick, who is recovering from a broken leg and hobbling with a cane and leaning on his good leg): Oh yeah? You want me to hop around on one leg to make it fair?

Nick: You think that’s funny?

Billy: No, I think it’s sad. And it’s embarrassing.


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of February 9, 2026

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Gabi: I heard about your financial situation. 
Gwen: What, that I’m broke? God, is there anyone in this godforsaken town who hasn’t heard?
Gabi: I doubt it. I was in the bookstore when Julie Williams had told me that your card had been denied.
Gwen: With tears in her eyes, I’m sure. Honestly. I probably deserved that humiliation for shopping in her blasted stupid bookshop. I wish I would have found out that I was penniless buying, I don’t know, diamonds or a lovely fur coat or something. 

Eli: Why would Vivian let Dimitri stay at her house? She hates him.
Rafe: Well, they all hate each other in that family.

(when Jada and Stephanie were talking about the wedding)
Jada: I’ll be your bridesmaid, your witness, and your bodyguard.
Stephanie: Ah, a triple threat.

Belle: So tell me how was Stefano’s service? Something tells me it wasn’t heartbreaking.
Marlena: For me? No, no it was not. 

(to Marlena about John saying his peace to Stefano)
Belle: Well, I would say Dad could say his peace in the Great Beyond but there’s no way he and Stefano would meet there. 

(about Belle)
Leo: She cannot stand me, can she?
Marlena: She was racing off to work. That’s all it is.
Leo: Well, most people seem to be racing off somewhere when they see me. 

Dimitri: For the millionth time, I’m innocent.
Rafe: Yet, you’re having a hard time proving it. 

(to Kristen)
Brady: The four scariest words in the English language are “I have a plan,” when they come out of Kristen DiMera’s mouth. 

(about Dimitri)
Leo: Rafe. This isn’t awkward at all, is it?
Rafe: You visiting the man who torpedoed my cousin’s wedding? Why would that be awkward?

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, 2/12/26

Adam (Mark Grossman) and Cane (Billy Flynn) on Y&R Feb. 12, 2026 (from screencap)

 

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Billy: How much chloroform did you actually use on Cane, Phyllis?

Phyllis: Uh, I used the recommended dosage that said when you wanna take out one of your enemies.

Billy: Oh, that’s very funny, smart ass.

Phyllis: I’m not gonna screw you over. I’m not gonna do that. You know why? Because accomplishing something like this, this kind of triumph, it’s way more fun with a partner in crime.
Billy: Happy to be included. Chancellor’s always been a dream, and Newman Media’s a … chef’s kiss.

Jack: It sucks the air right out of my lungs when I stop to think about what could have happened when Jordan had Harrison.

Jack: Is there news on the Victor/Cane war front?
Nikki: There’s been movement. I don’t know if you’ve heard.
Jack: Catch me up, uh, and and we’ll see.
Nikki: As a countermeasure, Victor decided to find something that Cane valued so much that he would be willing to bargain for it.
Jack: So he had Cane’s train hijacked?

Jack: Oh my God. Cane could have held onto his company, he could have won his ex-wife back. But no, he had to out-Mustache Victor.

Jack: This damn AI! All the scheming and backstabbing! Let me be very clear. Victor made all this happen. All of it! And if he’s about to pay, that will bring me unbridled joy.

Phyllis (to Victoria) I have sole ownership of Newman Enterprises. [giggles] And I’m not letting my precious go.

Victoria (talking to Billy in what’s now Phyllis’s office, with her sitting at the desk): And somehow – somehow you think this doesn’t involve you?

Billy: Me? You’re talking to me now? I was just in the neighborhood and popped in to say hello.


Nikki: Can you just please set your anger aside for a moment?
Jack: Oh, I would love to set my anger aside for good. I’ve spent half my life with this! But when I see what his actions have done to you, it makes my blood boil. And all he’s ever had to do is stop! Stop playing king! Stop playing conqueror! Stop making everyone bend a knee! Just be a human being, for God’s sake!

Adam (to Victor about Phyllis): Wow, zero loyalty to Cane or anybody else. I’m … almost impressed.

Billy: I am freeing our children from being a cog in the Newman Enterprises machine, okay? They are gonna thank me one day.

Jack (to Nikki about Victor): Why not sit back and enjoy the rest of life instead of digging up trouble and trying to burn down the world and making your kids and you worry?

Billy: Victoria wants my kids to stay away from me. And it sounds like she meant all that, all because I went after Victor, the man who says he’s gonna put you in a grave and you’re left to wonder if that’s a metaphor or not. She thinks that psychotic man is a good parent, but she wants me to stay away from my kids?
Phyllis: Eh … Listen, Victoria is a self-righteous hypocrite. That doesn’t mean she’s gonna go through with it.

Phyllis: If my kids can forgive me for being quasi-dead, they can forgive me for anything.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, 2/10/26

Cane (Billy Flynn) on Y&R on CBS/Paramount+ (photo from screencap)

 

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Billy: Well, well. Gang’s all here.
Victor: What are you doing here?
Billy: Nice to see you, too.

Nick: I don’t like this. Cane’s offer sounded genuine until Billy showed up for his little visit.
Adam: Yeah, I agree. Something about his story made me very uneasy.
Nick: Think I’ll track down Phyllis. I’ll shake the truth out of her if I have to.

Phyllis: Don’t worry, Billy. You’re gonna get what you want, okay? Everything you want. And Sally, wow, what a Valentine’s gift she gets, right?
Billy: Yeah.
Phyllis: Why give her flowers? She gets a whole company, doesn’t she?
Billy: Okay, good, just checking.

 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, 2/9/26

Billy (Jason Thompson) and Phyllis (Michelle Stafford)

 

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Phyllis (pondering to herself in Victor’s old office): I thought this place needed a woman’s touch, but it looks like it just really needs a bulldozer.


Billy: Oh, wow. Look at you. Hard at work, huh? You know, when you said you were gonna leave your mark at Newman, I didn’t think you meant interior design.

Phyllis: I’ve been here since dawn meeting with the staff, giving them their marching orders, all right? Anything else you wanna know?

Billy: Not from you, no. Where’s Cane?


Victor (to Nikki): Cane Ashby, it seems, truly loves his family. He’s very concerned about them. If I didn’t despise that son of a bitch as much as I do, I’d almost give him credit for having his priorities straight.


Victoria (to Victor): What have you always taught me? The deal isn’t done until the ink is dry on the contract. And it’s still not done until the money is in the bank.


Phyllis (to Billy): Why are you here? Why don’t you go back to being some business tycoon with your girlfriend? Nobody wants you here. Take the hint.

Phyllis (turning to look at Cane, but still talking to Billy): This is something I’ve known from the beginning, that he would be a problem, and it looks like Cane is kinda coming around to my way of thinking, right?

Billy: Here’s the problem, Phyllis. You actually think you have power. You don’t. You’re delusional. You’re simply riding his coattails, okay?


Nick: I just don’t think Dad would go that far

Adam: And I think he might.

Nick: Well, of course you would, Adam, because it’s something that you would do.

Adam: Not anymore.

Nick: Oh, why? ‘Cause the reform is complete, now?

Victoria (exasperated): Guys.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, 2/6/26

Jack Abbott, played by Peter Bergman on Y&R on CBS (screencap)

 

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Holden (to Cane): “I even like to think I’m a little like you. Although unlike you, I have yet to make and lose my first billion.”
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Sharon: “Are you sure she didn’t just go for a walk on the grounds?”

Noah: “Her suitcase is gone, and I doubt she took that for a walk around the ranch.”
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Victoria: “And here’s Dad, faking an abduction when his own grandson has been kidnapped. A shrink would have a field day with that, you know.”

Nikki: “I’m sure the irony isn’t lost on him, either.”
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Victoria (to Nikki about Victor): “It’s like there’s a symphony playing in his head, and he’s the only one who’s allowed to hear it.”
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Jack: “You look tired, Victor.”

Victor (laughs): “Are you concerned, or what?”
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Jack: “You’re a little hard to root for.”

Victor (laughs): “I assure you, I can live without your good wishes, Jack.”
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Jack (to Victor): “You really overplayed your hand, and now you’ve lost everything. It was a long time coming, but it was worth the wait.”
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Jack: “So then you’re the winner in all of this. That’s the story you’re peddling now?”

Victor: “Not a story, Jack. You just wait.”

Jack: “You want people to believe that. You’ve not only lost your company, you’ve lost your mind.”
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Adam: “And hopefully, this is gonna be over soon, and we can get back to what passes for normal around here.”

Chelsea: “You think that’s ever gonna happen?”


 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, 1/12/26

Matt Clark and Victor Newman on Y&R Jan. 12, 2026

 

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Matt to Jack: “Can you take me with you, please. It’s much cozier at your place.”


Matt to Jack: “Dude, looks like you totally wasted a trip”


Adam to Matt: “What’s it going to take to shut you up?”

Matt: “A snack”


 

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