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Bonnie: You must think Iā€™m a real idiot.
Leo: What does that have to do with anything?

Kate (to Abe about Bonnie and Hattie): You should have seen the two of them when they discovered they picked the same dress. For a minute I thought I wasnā€™t producing Body & Soul, I thought I was producing Crazy Ladies of the Wrestling World.

Bonnie: I feel for Johnny. I really do. I have tangled with the green-eyed monster a time or two myself and I tell you, once that jealousy takes hold, sometimes it hard to see straight.
Leo: Well, Iā€™m the last person you should talk to about seeing anything straight, so I should get back to work.

Leo (to Bonnie): I admire and appreciate your dedication to your craft albeit it is making me want to tear my hair out. Like I told you, you have to take it up with Abe and Kate.

Chanel: I wasnā€™t moving out. I was taking a shower.
Johnny: The last time I checked the DiMera mansion had plenty of hot water, so this was more than just taking a shower.

Hattie: You drive me crazy.
Bonnie: You were crazy long before I came around.

Hattie (about Bonnieā€™s reaction to getting fired): I guess I donā€™t blame her. You know what I do blame her for? Being impossible to work with. I also think that she goes around telling people sheā€™s a great actress, which I wonā€™t comment on because my mother told me that if you canā€™t say something nice about somebodyā€”
Leo: Post it on Nextdoor.

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of September 9, 2024

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Xander (to Justin): Well, if it isnā€™t my traitorous cousin. Just so you know, Iā€™m going to be at Bradyā€™s arraignment.

Ava: Am I uh, consorting with a wanted fugitive?
Brady: Really not in the mood for that.
Ava: Sorry, not funny. I know. Iā€™m sorry. Home? I thought youā€™d be in jail.
Brady: I should be. Apparently confessing to a crime isnā€™t enough to get you there.

Justin: Xander seemed pretty upset. I should probably sleep with one eye open tonight huh?
Maggie: Well, Iā€™m sure heā€™ll calm down. Although it couldnā€™t hurt to start locking your door just in case.

Melinda (Connie had trouble cutting her food): You know I could help you with that.
Connie: Even on your best day, do you think Iā€™m that stupid?

Johnny (to EJ): You slept with Gabi?! Were you trying to start World War 3?

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Days Of Our Lives Best Lines For The Week August 19, 2024

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Stefan: I was just trying to convey to you that I was missing you and how hard it was to live without you.
Gabi: Oh, I am so sorry for you. It wasnā€™t hard for me at all. You were all alone in your big soft bed, but I was lucky. I had a double murder cell mate to keep me company.

Johnny: Grandma?
Hattie: Do I look like a grandma?
Johnny: Uh, well, you certainly look like mine.
Hattie: Sorry kiddo. I donā€™t have any kids, so I probably donā€™t have any grandkids either.

Leo (reading from a book): A person suffering from DID may not be aware of what their alters are thinking or experiencing thus each can operate as separate, but distinct personas. Oh my God that describes Dr. Evans to a T. One minute sheā€™s wolfing down pork rinds and calling my hunty, and Iā€™m telling her about the time I thought Andy Cohen was hitting on me at Whole Foods, but it turns out he was just looking for ketchup and he thought I worked there.

Leo: Iā€™ll stage an intervention. It worked for Everett or did it make it worse.

Alex (to Justin about Theresa): Itā€™s gotta be some kind of record. We were married for a whole 30 minutes before it imploded.

Leo: You look and sound exactly like Marlena.
Hattie: Geez, like I havenā€™t heard that a gazillion times.

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of July 29, 2024

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Abe: Your assistant said you were willing to talk
Marlena: Well, Iā€™m always willing to talk

Connie (to Bobby): I know this. I got a perfect record. Whenever I commit a crime, I get away with it.

Stephanie: Eavesdropper. Do you ever get tired of sneaking up on people?
Leo: Are you kidding? Itā€™s a gift and when itā€™s about Mr. Everett Lynch, I smell a story or at least something that could have a negative impact on me.

Connie: Youā€™re the one who wanted a favor in exchange for keeping your mouth shut about me.
Bobby: Yeah, a favor not a murder.
Connie: What did you think I was going to do when I said I would get rid of him? Gift him a cruise around the world?

Bobby (to Connie): Try not to murder anyone else.

Hattie: You will not regret it.
Kate: I already do.

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, May 17, 2024

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Esther: Hi there, what can I get you?

Claire: Um, Iā€™m actually not sure. What would you recommend?

Esther: Well, the double mocha latte is very popular and so is the butter pecan swirl. Oh, and the caramel macchiato. And you give it some zhuzh, extra whipped cream, rainbow sprinkles, and youā€™re good to go.

Claire: Rainbow sprinkles?

Esther: Yeah, you only live once, right?

Kyle: Hey, Esther. Iā€™ll have what sheā€™s having.

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Esther: Two drip coffees, no whipped cream, no foam, no chocolate sprinkles and noā€¦ fun.

[ Kyle and Claire chuckle ]

Claire: I promise you, I will order something extra decadent next time.

Esther: Okay. Iā€™ll hold you to that.

Claire: Thank you. So much for living large. You could have ordered something a little bit more interesting, though.

Kyle: This is exactly what I needed. You care to join me?

Claire: I donā€™t know.

Kyle: Well, if youā€™re worried about summer showing up, we could sit at two different tables and just sort of yell a conversation back and forth. Sound good?

Claire: It sounds loud.

Kyle: Yeah, one table it is then, if you have time.

Claire: I do. But do you? I mean, shouldnā€™t you be at the office?


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, July 10, 2024

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Audra: So, uh, what did you think about the article?

Nate: Youā€™re officially an A-list mover and shaker, Audra. Iā€™m impressed.

Audra: As you should be.

Nate: I also read the press release. You know, for a woman whoā€™s so focused on every detail, itā€™s funny. You failed to mention that youā€™d be partnering up with another ex-lover. Fascinating.

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Heather: Whā€“ why? Why would I want to leave the man of my dreams and our wonderful daughter and our beautiful, if slightly underfunded at the moment, life? Come on. Weā€™ve worked too hard to get here. Thereā€™s absolutely nowhere else Iā€™d rather be than sitting next to you in a park, drinking coffee on a work day.

Daniel: Well, it is pretty perfect. Minus the no jobs part.

Heather: Yeah. Minus that. But otherwiseā€¦

Daniel: You know, we could take these coffees and go back to the apartment. There are certain perks to being unemployed


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, July 9, 2024

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Diane: Do you really think Victorā€™s behind this?

Jack: It would explain his sudden interest in Kyleā€™s future.

Diane: But this seems extreme, even for Victor.

Jack: No, this is classic Victor. The powerful puppet master pulling all the strings.

Diane: True, but Newman hasnā€™t been in the cosmetics business for years. I mean, would he really go out and buy a company, just to give Kyle a job and stick it to you?

Jack: Now, keep in mind, heā€™s sticking it to Tucker as well by bringing Audra on board. No, this is classic Victor. Heā€™s taking care of both of his enemies with one grand gesture.

Diane: And heā€™s using our son as a weapon.

Jack: Because he knows it would drive me crazy. God, weā€™ve been here before, luring Kyle away from his family. I should have seen this coming.

Diane: And you know what set happened

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Jack: Victor?

Victor: What are you doing in here?

Jack: I warned you. My family is off limits!


 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, July 8, 2024

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Phyllis: At what point is another espresso a bad idea?

Nick: At the point when you get so wound up about Summer, I can start to see you twitch.

Phyllis: Oh, Iā€™m notā€“ Iā€™m not wound up. Iā€™m not stressed. Iā€™m not. Iā€™m just, Iā€™m thinking methodically. Thinking methodically about all the things we put on the table as to what could really be going on with our daughter.

Nick: Have you got a winner yet?

Phyllis: I do. The last thing we came up with. I think that she is really going for custody for Harrison, orā€“ or thinking about it, rather, because itā€™s a knee-jerk reaction. Because sheā€™s angry, and maybe a little jealous.

Nick: Okay. Putting yourself in her shoes. Total stretch.

Phyllis: Yeah, but Iā€™m not 100 percent sure. Because also, Nick, she knows Kyle. She knows when heā€™s distracted. And she knows when heā€™s reckless. And she knows if heā€™s going to be a bad influence on their son.

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Claire: Grandpa, are you following me around tonight?

Victor: No.

Claire: Because I told you I was fine.

Victor: I came here for a croissant. Now, look at these eclairs. You know, those were your motherā€™s favorite when she was a child.

Claire: Theyā€™re my favorite, too.

Victor: Really?

Claire: Yeah.

Victor: Okay. Well, why donā€™t we sit over there? Thereā€™s something Iā€™d like to discuss with you.

Victor: Mmm. Mm-hmm. Good.

Claire: Do you want to hear something kind of funny?

Victor: What?

Claire: When I was a kid, I thought eclairs were named after me.

Victor: Oh, yeah?

Claire: Mm-hmm.

Victor: Perfect.

Claire: Note to self, donā€™t eat an eclair on a date.


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of July 1, 2024

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Steve: I assume this felony has something to do with me breaking Clyde Weston out of Statesville?
Jada: Are there any other felonies that I should be aware of?
Steve: Not that I can recall

Jada: I have no choice but to formally charge and book you
Steve: It wonā€™t be my first time posing for a mug shot.

Jada: There were two people in hazmat suits who escorted Clyde Weston to safety after that chemical spill. Youā€™ve already admitted that you were one of them. Who was the other?
Steve: Rebecca Goldman. Who else?
Jada: Was it John Black?
Steve: John? No of course not.
Jada: You two are partners.
Steve: Weā€™re partners at Black Patch, but weā€™re not partners in crime.

Stephanie: I care about Everett.
Bobby: You only care about yourself. Youā€™re such a liar.

Bobby (to Stephanie): You have that annoying personality that thinks sheā€™s always wanted. Donā€™t you? Let me say something to clear the air about it because itā€™s not totally getting through. I want nothing to do with you. I find you desperate and pathetic and unattractive. You do nothing for me.

Chad (talking about staring at the footage of the mystery woman): This is going to make me crazier than I already am.

Julie: We donā€™t need that do we?

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of June 10, 2024

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(to John after he got shot)
Steve: How much you think Maggie will bill me for staining her carpet?

Alex: You could have shot Theresa.
Xander: But I didnā€™t, did I? I hit my target.
Alex: Yeah, youā€™re lucky you hit your target.
Theresa: Iā€™m luckier.

Xander: Iā€™ve always been an excellent marksman.
Brady: Yeah, Yeah, Iā€™ve got the scar to prove it. Werenā€™t you the guy that accidentally shot Marlena at her wedding when you were trying to hit my brother Eric.
Xander: Yeah, you have one off day and thatā€™s all anyone remembers.

(when Jada showed up and saw Konstantinā€™s dead body)
Jada: Whoā€™s gonna start?
Alex: Xander killed him.
Xander: Way to throw me under the bus, cuz.

(about the gun in Xanderā€™s hand)
Jada: Is that the murder weapon?
Xander: Yes, but itā€™s a bit harsh calling it a murder.

(about Steve getting shot at the wedding)
Stephanie: You were the one who got hit.
Steve: Yeah, I was too slow. Maybe I shouldnā€™t have skipped that second cup of coffee.

Marlena: Leo, what kind of help do you need?
Leo: Mental health help of course. My brain needs major fixing, but then so does my heart.
Marlena: Well cardiology is one floor up. As far as your brain, you can make an appointment.

(to Marlena)
Leo: I bet in this crazy town you have a line of nuts waiting around the block for your services.

(about Gabi)
Rafe: Sheā€™s innocent.
Clyde: Come on, man. The last thing your sister is is innocent.

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of June 3, 2024

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(to Stefan when he wanted to talk in public)
Kristen: We couldn’t have talked in the mansion with the 52 rooms.

(to Rafe)
Melinda: Anything I discussed with Ms. Peterson is under attorney privilege. I’m sure you heard of it.

(to EJ)
Leo: Make it quick. I have a low tolerance for boredom.

(to Roman when he ignored her)
Kate: I thought bartenders were supposed to be good listeners.

(to Kristen about Melinda not opening Gabi’s case)
Stefan: Do they want a signed confession from Gil from beyond the grave?

Leo: Can you tell me about the specials?
Roman: How about a knuckle sandwich? How’s that sound?

(when Goldman wouldnā€™t tell Ava and Lucas where Clyde was)
Ava: I guess Montana is as good as a place as any to get rid of a body.

(to Clyde when she was about to shoot him)
Ava: Give my best to the devil.

(when Clyde said Abby was alive)
Chad: What did you say?
Clyde: Did you need me to speak more clearly? Your wife is alive and well in the land of the living.

(when Konstantin said the door at the Horton house was open)
Konstantin: Did you realize no one in Salem lock their doors?

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of May 20, 2024

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(about EJ coming after her for taking his job)
Paulina: Whatā€™s he gonna do? Put a horsehead in your bed?
Melinda: You never know.

Leo: This lady is not going to blow your whistle.
Holly: Why not?
Leo: You sound disappointed.

(to Kate)
Ava: I think you should know by now since word gets around in this town that I donā€™t like being threatened.

(to Sloan)
EJ: I wouldnā€™t turn this into a trashy reality show if I were you.

(to Everett and Stephanie)
Leo: Have you two decided if youā€™re a thing or a thing thing?

(to Everett and Stephanie when they were talking gibberish)
Leo: Is this some ancient straight person language I know nothing about and donā€™t want to know about?

(to Theresa when she told him he would find love again)
Brady: Love will find you? You got any more greeting card expressions?

(about the prom)
Theresa: Letā€™s hope there arenā€™t any telekinetic kids trying to get revenge.
Brady: This is Salem. They are probably everywhere.

(about Everett getting arrested)
Stephanie: What are you saying? You think Everett got what he deserved?
Chad: Yeah, when you go around punching people in the face.

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(to Sloan)
EJ: You werenā€™t lying. Not this time anyway.

Everett: Iā€™m going to order the hot dog.
Stephanie: Youā€™re going to order the hot dog?
(when Stephanie started laughing)
Everett: Is there something funny about that that I donā€™t know about?

Eric: Youā€™re a hot mess.
Leo: Zaddy? Youā€™re putting me to bed again? Itā€™s like gayja vu.

(when Leo was upset about Dimitri dumping him)
Leo: Did everything work out for you two?
Nicole: We have both moved on and are happily married to other people
Leo: Sure Jan.

(to Leo)
EJ: You donā€™t remember letting me in? How many sheets to the wind are you?

Leo: Nicole and Eric were here.
EJ: You donā€™t remember Nicole and Eric being here?
Leo: I remember because I wanted Nicole to leave so I can be with the salt and pepperā€¦

(to Theresa when he looked up to Victor)
Alex: I forgive you Dad. If Iā€™m looking in the right direction.

(to Stefan)
Kristen: I know that you love Gabi and for the life of me I canā€™t figure out why.

Sloan: I have been looking all over for you.
Leo: Let me know when you find me.

(to Leo)
Sloan: Guilt is a waste of time. Nobody gets anywhere by suffering.

Rafe: Can we talk?
EJ: Iā€™ll assume I have no choice.

Rafe: The truth is Gabi is innocent.
EJ: Your sister is far from innocent.

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, May 16, 2024

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Phyllis: Ah, oh, no. No, blegh. No, mm-hmm.

Daniel: Not a fan of what you were listening to?

Phyllis: Oh, ah, I am not. I was just having a great morning, and then I was listening to some music, andā€“ and a song of your dadā€™s came on. Ow, my ears. Not a fan. Ow, not a fan at all.

**************************Phyllis: I donā€™t know, I just think itā€™s kind of disgusting that your dad is touring with Christine all over the world. I just think itā€™s gross. I just donā€™t understand it. I mean, why he would pick Christine over having a real adult relationship with a real woman?

Daniel: I think that dad and Christine seem quite happy and I think that their relationship is very mature and very adult.

Phyllis: Oh, really? Oh, okay. So, are you paying attention? Because itā€™s obvious that theyā€™re trying to go after some sparkly version of the past. I think your dad is actually losing his mind. Whatā€™s going on with you? Iā€™m talking disparagingly about your dad and youā€™re not doing it. What is going on with you?

Daniel: So tell me about your heart attack.

Phyllis: Why are you laughing right now? Are you mocking me?

Daniel: No, no, no. Iā€™m notā€“ maybe. I donā€™t know. Maybe a little. Yeah. Yeah, itā€™sā€“ itā€™sā€“ itā€™s just amazing how self-absorbed and involved you are. Anytime that my life is just falling apart, I can justā€“ I can count on you to be you. Thatā€™s for damn sure.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, May 15, 2024

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Alan: Ashley, you know I donā€™t use words like that.

Ashley: Right. But I must be a delicate flower, and you just canā€™t cross that line.

Alan: Itā€™sā€“ itā€™s not about you, all right? Obviously, you are a beautiful, intelligent and fascinating woman.

Ashley: Well, I definitely felt an attraction. And I felt it from both sides.

Alan: I just donā€™t think it could go anywhere.

Ashley: So, stop dancing around it. Tell me why.

Alan: This is not my home. And, uh, you know, I canā€™t stay here indefinitely. And it is your home. Your family lives here. And I just donā€™t see how it could work out.

Ashley: Are you actually telling me that Iā€™m geographically undesirable?

Alan: I wouldnā€™t use that phrase exactly. But, yeah, it would be a long-distance relationship. And in my experience, those kinds of things rarely work out.

Ashley: I donā€™t buy it.

Alan: What?

Ashley: Well, whoā€™s to say I wouldnā€™t move to paris if someone, you know, made me want to?

Alan: Well, I couldnā€™t ask that of you.

Ashley: Then, why are you here at all?

Alan: Ashley, Iā€“

Ashley: Youā€™re here because you wanna psychoanalyze me. Just admit it, Alan

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Traci: Good. Um, where did you go?

Ashley: Out.

Traci: Yeah, Iā€“ I know you went out, Ashley. Iā€™m just curious. Did you have a chance to see alan?

Ashley: And wouldnā€™t you like to know?

Traci: Iā€™m just making conversation.

Ashley: No, I know what you want. You wanna know if alan has fixed me, right? You wanna know because, uh, god forbid Ashley have any feelings or emotions. I mean, the family just gets so uncomfortable when sheā€™s like that, right? Sheā€™s just so much to handle. Ashleyā€™s just too much, period. Isnā€™t she?

Traci: No. No one in the family thinks that at all about you.

Ashley: The hell, you donā€™T. You say you love me. Youā€™re trying to convince me somethingā€™s wrong with me, traci. Thatā€™s not love. Thatā€™s hurtful. But Iā€™ve accepted you. Iā€™ve accepted jack. Iā€™ve accepted all of you. So,why is it different for me wht can’t you just accept me?


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, May 14, 2024

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Audra: Oh, look who it is.

Ashley: Yeah, so please tell me youā€™ve wised up about tucker.

Audra: Oh, my god, weā€™re back to that?

Ashley: I know, Iā€™m sorry. I canā€™t help it. I really canā€™T. I mean, I just donā€™t understand why youā€™re so taken with him. Oh, well. I guess everybody has their blind spots.

Audra: Um, of the two of us, Iā€™m the one with the issues here.

Ashley: You know what, here you are all by yourself, right? A grown woman ready to take on the world. So maybe you really have ditched that snake?

Audra: Sorry to disappoint you, but tucker and I are solid. Weā€™re connected.

Ashley: Aw.

Audra: Weā€™re actually leaving town for a bit.

Ashley: Travel? I love that. Where to?

Audra: You know where.

Ashley: No? Seriously, youā€™re going toā€¦ what? I mean, oh, I know, because tuckerā€™s relationships always work out so well for him in Paris.

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Audra: You know, you either donā€™t want to see how solid tucker and I are or you just canā€™t understand. But I donā€™t give up on him when things get tough. I donā€™t give him mixed messages or patronize him. Thatā€™s the difference.

Ashley: Wonderful. Love should be cherished and celebrated and I wish you only the best.

Audra: You know, maybe that visit from your therapist friend is helping. You seem a little more even-keeled.

Ashley: Alan, mm. Heā€™s a charmer, isnā€™t he?

Audra: You might wanna be careful there.

Ashley: Oh, why?

Audra: Well, you know, the whole doctor-patient thing. Might not be the best idea to get involved with your therapist.

Ashley: Look at you. Youā€™re gonna give me dating advice? Now, thatā€™s adorable.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, May 13, 2024

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Phyllis: Well, looky here. Shouldnā€™t you be working on your super important case?

Christine: Ah, shouldnā€™t you be minding your own business?

Phyllis: I guess youā€™re drowning yourself in coffee and muffins because dannyā€™s about to hit the road.

Christine: You donā€™t have to worry about me. Iā€™m getting plenty of cardio these days.

Phyllis: Hm. Slacking off, I see. You know, if I were your client, Iā€™d be mad. I would think I wasnā€™t getting my moneyā€™s worth.

Christine: Well, you couldnā€™t afford me andā€¦

[ Christine laughs ] ā€¦I would never defend you. So, actually, Iā€™m doing exactly what I should be at the moment.

Phyllis: Oh, my goodness, so I guess your important case wasnā€™t really that important after all.

Christine: Youā€™re right about that.

Phyllis: You didnā€™t really want danny, did you? You just wanted to make sure I didnā€™t get him.

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Phyllis: Oh, great, great. Well, I will let you guys say your goodbyes. You know, I bet itā€™s gonna be exciting going in front of all your adoring fans and washing the stink off of an old flame. Somebody who chose work over romance.

Danny: You didnā€™t tell her?

Christine: No, she was too busy reading me like an open book.

Phyllis: Tell me what?

Christine: Uh, a little plot twist. I turned down the case. Iā€™m going with danny after all.


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of May 6, 2024

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(to Chanel when he was trying to convince her she wasnā€™t immature)
Johnny: If thereā€™s anyone whoā€™s immature itā€™s me. My only job title is trust fund baby.

(to herself)
Theresa: They say the best things in life are free, but I just happen to be shallow enough to think a few things are not enough.

(about Konstantin being upset about Maggie donating her money)
Sarah: I was thrown by it.
Xander: Thrown? I was more than thrown. I was appalled.

(when Sophia was upset about her black eye)
Holly: Swellingā€™s supposed to go up before it goes down.
Sophia: Thank you doctor.

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Jordan: I knew it. You need me. Youā€™re not just let me rot in here when I have something that I can offer you. I have a skillset that you need.

Victor: I donā€™t need you. Iā€™m merely considering my options right now.

Jordan: Okay. Okay. Okay, victor. Then, you tell me. You tell me, okay? Whatever it is, Iā€™ll do it.

Victor: Itā€™ll be at a time of my choosing.

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Jordan: Oh, surely. Surely, you donā€™t doubt my capabilities. My ability to take risks, push the limits. I have a special talent for you. Only I can doā€¦ what I can do. You know that. I can smell fear, I can manipulate it, I can weaponize it. Just ask your lovely wife.

Victor: Youā€™re a delusional, vicious bitch. And donā€™t ever mention Nikki again.

[ Jordan laughs ]

Jordan: Whatever the great and powerful Victor Newman wants. But I think that you want me to do your dirty work. And I thinkā€¦ Iā€™m right. I mean, what is it? My hands are already awash in blood. Whatā€™s a little more?


 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, May 9, 2024

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Jack: Okay, Iā€™m not gonna argue this with you. Nikki finally made her own decision about going to rehab.

Victor: And that was up to me to convince her to do that.

Jack: No one decides when or how Nikki gets sober. Only Nikki can get herself there. And she did. Isnā€™t that what matters?

Victor: And what you did was unconscionable.

Jack: My conscience is clear.

Victor: That only shows me how delusional you are.

Jack: Hold on.

Victor: Is your ego that big and that fragile, you canā€™t admit that you made a huge mistake?

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Jack: My giant ego? Isnā€™t this about your giant ego and your being shattered that you did not know how far gone Nikki was? Isnā€™t that why youā€™re coming after me?

Victor: Donā€™t you turn this back on me.

Jack: All I care about is that Nikki survived. Had I not stepped in at the rate she was going, she would be drinking herself to death right now. Victor, I know how much you love her. Isnā€™t that the most important thing? She found the help she needs.

Victor: I want her to become strong and healthy around professionals, not amateurs like you.

Jack: I never claimed to be a professional, merely a friend trying to help someone I care a great deal about.

Victor: You put her life in jeopardy.

Jack: Nikki is okay.

Victor: She was absolutely petrified when you collapsed on thatā€“ she called the paramedics for heavenā€™s sake. You couldā€™ve died!


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, May 8, 2024

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Nate: Busy, yeah, yeah, I get it. Me too, me too. So, uh, whereā€™s, uh, tucker?

Audra: Hm. I donā€™t know. Around.

Nate: Ah, well, you two are usually joined at the hip. Hope that means you got wise and kicked him to the curb.

Audra: Oh, well, sorry to disappoint you, but tucker and i are as solid as ever.

Nate: Ah, too bad.

Audra: Is it?

Nate: Isnā€™t it?

Audra: Well, weā€™re independent people who do independent things, which i think itā€™s healthy in a relationship. You should try it sometime.

Nate: Ooh, smack.

Audra: Well, you deserved that.

Nate: Look, look, I didnā€™t come over here to argue with you, Audra. Um, truth is, I miss our friendship

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Alan: Well, I was beginning to wonder after our last visit.

Ashley: I have to apologize for my very unpleasant behavior. Itā€™s living with this family. You know, theyā€™re just picking at me and prodding me. Itā€™s like living under a microscope, you know?

Alan: Yeah, that must beā€“ that must be difficult.

Ashley: Yeah, I have no words for it. But here I am treating you like youā€™re their guard dog instead of my dear friend. I hope you can forgive me.

Alan: Of course, I forgive you.

Ashley: Okay, ā€™cause the last thing I want is for you to think that Iā€™m pushing you away.

Alan: Well, not too long ago you did tell me to pack my bags and head off to Vienna.

Ashley: Donā€™t listen to me. Donā€™t listen to me at all. No, that was just me in the heat of the moment dealing with horrible siblings that donā€™t believe anything I say. I mean, Iā€™m not mad at you. Honestly, I feel like youā€™re the only person in my life I can actually trust.

Alan: Iā€™m very glad to hear that. And I want you to know that I am here to listen to whatever you have on your mind


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, May 7, 2024

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Nick: He said mom told him that it was just to shake some sense into her. Is that true? It was just about saving my mom and not about you falling off the wagon?

Jack: Nikki had given up. She had no fight left in her. I could not get through to her. At that moment, I wouldā€™ve done anything.

Nick: Dad said the paramedics were there. You had passed out.

Jack: Yeah, that partā€™s a little hazy.

Nick: So, itā€™s true. You took the pills and sabotaged your own sobriety.

Jack: It was a necessity. Hey, I saw a friend in danger. I went out on a limb. Maybe too far out, but at least it succeeded.

Nick: You know it was crazy, right? Itā€™s a crazy thing to do, Jack. I canā€™t even wrap my head around a gesture like that.

Jack: I take it you disapprove.

Nick: Itā€™s not my place to judge you. I mean, my mom is finally in rehab and you seem to have made it out the other side. You okay?

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Sally: Well, you guys will have to play catch up, now that he knows more than you.

Adam: I just wish it was about video games or soccer moves. But I guess Iā€™ll take it. I can see in his eyes how badly he wants to get better. And I wanna hold onto hope.

Sally: You should. Let him see that.

Adam: Iā€™m not sure what else to do. You know, I feel like an observer in all of this. You know, letting an outsider look after my kid.

Sally: But you feel like Connor feels empowered. Like he has a say in all this.

Adam: Well, he feels like they get him. Heā€™s not alone.

Sally: Thatā€™s positive. You know, youā€™reā€“ youā€™re feeling your way through this. And soā€™s connor.

Adam: Yeah. I guess.

Sally: Why do you say it like that?

Adam: Just, I feel like my son is moving on without me. Heā€™s leaving me behind


 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, May 6, 2024

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Sharon: That is the cruelest thing you can say to a child when their parents are their whole world.

Phyllis: Oh, sheā€™s a sick bitch.

Sharon: Phyllis, um, you know, maybe you should rein in your anger a little bit when youā€™re around Harrison. I know that this is difficult, if not unbearable, but Harrisonā€™s already been through enough stress as it is.

Phyllis: Okay, Iā€™m not clueless. Sharon, I would never talk like that in front of Harrison, but weā€™re adults here, and itā€™s very emotional, and I think the entire world would agree with me if they knew what Jordan did to that little boy

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Phyllis: Youā€™re very good at that. You know, being soothing and talking, even though youā€™re not in the therapist business anymore.

Sharon: Well, thank you. Iā€™m always happy to help. And if you need any help, someone to talk toā€¦

Phyllis: You?

Sharon: Well, no, not me somebody else.

Phyllis: Yeah, somebody else, of course, I figured.

Sharon: You figured, right?

Phyllis: Yeah, that would be crazy. When my doctor gave me Breztri for my COPD

Sharon: I, uh, I know how much summer means to you.

Phyllis: Yes, itā€™s justā€“ itā€™s hard when sheā€™s upset and I canā€™t do anything to fix it.

Sharon: Well, I can imagine how worried you mustā€™ve been about summer and Harrison. Um, but everyone is safe now. And from what I can tell, summer has turned out to be a great mother.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, May 1, 2024

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Nikki: [ Slurring ] Uh, Victor? Victor? Jack? Lauren? Jack? Oh, canā€™t you people stop calling me? Can I have one damn moment of peace? I mean, is that so much to ask?

[ Grunts ]

[ Sighs ] That bitch is finally dead. I deserve this. I earned it.

[ Cell phone buzzes ] God, who now? Ohā€¦ well, Victor again. ā€œIā€™ve been trying to reach you. ā€œWhere are you?ā€ Right where I wanna be. Yep.

[ Exhales ] Right where I wanna be.

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Alan: Of that, I have no doubt. Would you like to join us?

Ashley: Oh, donā€™t feel obligated.

Jack: Thank you. I think I will. So, Ashley has kept you under wraps. I know youā€™re friends, but not much more. How long have you two known each other? When did you meet?

Ashley: Go ahead. Why donā€™t you tell that story?

Alan: No, I think you would do it justice.

Ashley: Well, damn. Nobody told me there was gonna be a pop quiz.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, April 30, 2024

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Diane: Huh. How are you feeling?

Ashley: Iā€™m feeling fine. How are you feeling?

Diane: Uh, Iā€™m good, and Iā€™m glad to hear it. Youā€“ youā€™ve had your ups and downs lately. Itā€™s been quite a roller coaster. For jack and Traci, too.

Ashley: Yeah. If I didnā€™t know you so well, that butter wouldnā€™t melt in your mouth routine might actually work.

Diane: Iā€™m not pretending to be concerned.

Ashley: Oh, donā€™t be that way. Itā€™s a compliment. Kill ā€™em with kindness has always been my motto, too.

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Traci: My sister has been having mood swings.

Alan: Uh, highs and lows, or?

Traci: No, um, more like personality shifts. For example, uh, she will be extremely confident.

Alan: Well, thatā€™s Ashley.

[ Both laugh ]

Traci: Yeah. So, take that Ashley to the nth degree. And at the next moment, sheā€™ll be almost childlike. And then last night, we got a new one. Uh, uh, tequila shots and live it up. But the most troubling is when she is our ashley. Sheā€™s so fragile. And sheā€™s confided in me that sheā€™s having blackouts.

Alan: Wait, from alcohol?

Traci: I donā€™t think so. Theā€“ the time I know about for sure, she insists she had nothing to drink.

Alan: Blackouts. What else does she say about the blackouts?


 

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