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How about I just sit here and you show me… and then I’ll watch? Okay. Legs straight. Cross over. And then crack your back. Just stretch it out. Yeah, I’m not gonna do that. Looks like it hurts. Well, you have to do something. No, I’m not gonna do that. You’re not gonna warm up? I’m not. No — confession. I asked you to meet me here because I didn’t think you would be able to. I didn’t think you — you would be free this evening. Really? Hm. Well, the joke’s on you because while, yes, carly’s case has been infiltrating many of my evenings, she is not facing a prison sentence. So here we are. Warm up. Carly’s very lucky to have you as a lawyer. Yep. But carly’s not the reason I thought you wouldn’t be free. Well, then what is? I was assuming it was…

[Singsong voice] Robert. So, we’re all in agreement? Yeah, absolutely. I think we go in there and we persuade anna to join us at the savoy. She’s been cooped up for a long time at home. And, well, remember what valentin said. No matter what, don’t take no for an answer. Um, can you smell something burning?

[ Sniffs ]

[ Door opens ] Anna. What are you doing? Just burning my past. Hey. Are you — are you warming his bottle? Um, you know, now that it’s officially summer, I was thinking I’d just make popsicles out of his formula, so I’m freezing it. Please tell me you’re joking. Obviously. I guess since laura and kevin aren’t here, I’ll have to share my good news with you. You’ve decided to turn yourself in for your many crimes? I just got my first paycheck. Ohh! Spencer: Honest pay for honest work. How does it feel? It felt great. Until I saw the amount. I was hoping it would be more. Yeah. I’ve been there. You worked? Mm-hmm. At kelly’S. It is a shock at first, but you get used to it. Yeah, well, here’s hoping. So how is the job? Um, well, you know, ace is loving daycare, and everyone at the daycare adores ace. I mean, who wouldn’t? He’s adorable. No argument there. And the invader staff seems to hate me much less now that I am transferring calls to the right people — mostly. That’s great. What? I’m just not used to you being nice to me. Well, uh, you know, grandmother asked the two of us to get along, at least while she and kevin are away, so… y-yeah, well, I mean, that’s just it, isn’t it? I mean, laura’s the reason we’re managing to get along even this well. I mean, and — and now laura’s going to chechnya to track down ace’s father. I’m just afraid that this is all gonna fall apart.

[ Ace fussing ] Where’s ned? Brook lynn: Maybe they just took him for some tests. No, he’s gone. No. He has to still be here! He doesn’t know who he is, so he wouldn’t even know where to go, right?! Right? How’s carly handling this? Well, how do you think? She’s ready to go to war for drew. War with who? I mean, look. This — even if — if ned’s responsible, he doesn’t even know who he is. Yeah, that’s convenient for ned and the worst possible outcome for drew. Ava, I didn’t plan for this to happen, but now that it has, I mean… there is a tiny part of me that almost — almost — feels sorry for carly. What is she going to do without drew for three long years? I know. It’s just — I feel so awkward. A-ava. L-let me call you back, okay? Just the person I’ve been looking for.

Are you insane? Do you realize how rarely the wsb gives out commendations? Yes, but it’s useless now, isn’t it? No, it isn’T. But you didn’t burn this newspaper instead. Look. I’m so sorry. I don’t mean to be rude, but I really intended to spend the evening alone, okay? Or you could come along with us to the savoy and maybe have a good time? You haven’t been out of the house in days. How do you know that? We’ve been surveilling you. Valentin reached out to us. He’s worried about you. Well, that’s just because he feels guilty. You know, we’re not spending his last night in port charles together, so… he told us that you insisted that he spend his last night with charlotte before he left for chechnya with kevin and me. Yeah, okay, so, apparently this is coming as a shock to all of you, but I am not very good company right now. Anna. Look. I have been enlisted to get you to come along to this club tonight. Now, the basic idea was valentin’s, and you know how much I despise him. So why don’t you come along and endure it? If I can do it, you can do it. That sounds like a lovely invitation. Just come with us. I don’t want to! I want to stay here — with my thoughts and my fire, alright? And you’re fine, right? Yes. Really? Yes. Then… what are you doing reading trash like this? Every word of it is true. I was a double agent. And innocent people were hurt because of me. And I really think that it’s about time I dealt with that. I have not been seeing robert. You said “have not,” and not “haven’T.” And when you do that, something’s wrong. I just don’t wish to discuss it. That’s all. Alright. I’m not gonna meddle. I’m just gonna pry. What happened with robert? Absolutely nothing! He chose holly. Holly left town. And that, as they say, is that. So if he chose holly, why did she leave town? I have no idea. Well, did robert say that he chose holly? No. He just didn’t call and he didn’t write. Ergo, he was at home nursing a broken heart. And as you know, I am nobody’s rebound. And as you know, I don’t wait by the phone. Hell no, you don’T. Mm-hmm. You deserve better.

[ Chuckling ] Damn right. Okay. I’m exhausted. Let’s go. You didn’t do anything! That’s how I exercise. You didn’t exercise! Let’s go get something to eat. You can’t eat! You haven’t exercised! Well, wait for me! Watch me. Alright, alright, alright. Grandmother wouldn’t have left us here alone if she didn’t think that we could handle it, esme. I’ve been doing everything that I can to share in this responsibility with you. Yes, you have been really helpful. I’m just wondering, will your commitment be the same when laura’s not here? I mean, what happens when it’s just you, me, and ace?

[ Knock on door ] Here. Will you please take him? I’ll get that. No, no. I-I’ll get it. Don’t listen to her. I’m not going anywhere. I thought you were staying in tonight. Here’s ned’s wallet. There’s no cash. Do you know if he was carrying any? I-I don’t remember. I don’t know. Alright. I’m gonna go talk to the nurses. Ned would not have left G.H. Eddie maine, however, is foolish, immature, and thoughtless. You know what? You know what? That is still my husband that you’re talking about. Yeah, well, in the immortal words of eddie maine, “lady, I don’t know you.” Okay. Listen! If they didn’t take dad for tests, maybe he just went for a walk or is raiding the vending machines, okay? We don’t know that he left the hospital. Chase will find out for us. This is not a reason to panic. Give it time. You were looking for me? Yeah. Let me buy you a drink, and you can tell me all about this place. The savoy? Yeah. Well, like, what kind of talent do you bring in here? And how are the crowds? They’re good, depending on the band. I-I’m sorry. I just have to ask you. Aren’t you supposed to be in the hospital? Ohh. You think you know me, don’t you? Well… you don’T. But you will soon. You and anyone else with a lick of taste and an ear for good music. My name’s eddie. Eddie maine. Nina. Nina reeves. Pleased to meet you, eddie. Nice to meet you. Let’s get that drink… nina reeves. Michael: At the moment, he doesn’t even know who my mom and drew are or the fact that he turned them in to the sec for insider trading. I was a silent partner in l&b records when eddie maine was touring. Ned lived a double life, but he always knew who he really was. Yeah, and now he thinks he’s eddie. How sure are the doctors? You think he’s lying? I didn’t say that, but I need to see it for myself. Well, here’s your chance. Let the good times roll.

uh, fine. They printed the truth. But it’s all ancient history, and you’ve more than atoned for all of it. Have I, though? I-I feel as if I threw myself into work so I wouldn’t have to face the truth of what I did… and that if I ran fast enough or far enough, then my past wouldn’t catch up with me. Right? And now it has. Oh, anna, you’re not running from your mistakes. If anything, you’ve owned up to your past. Laura: Look at it this way. Think of all the times you put your life at risk to help others. Now, were you doing that because you wanted to atone or because that’s just who you are? Some people may never know, but the fact is those acts of heroism and — and all the good that you’ve done, that can’t be denied. Laura’s right. You’re still a hero. I’m also a traitor. And you’ve called me that. And I just don’t want to involve you all in this by association. You know what, robert? Why don’t you, uh, go ahead and get us a table at the savoy? That’s a good idea. We’ll meet you over there. I’ll see you out. Yeah. What ever happened to not taking no for an answer? Yeah, well, we still haven’T. Get us a good table. Not too close. Perhaps for drinks, too? Oh, of course. Yes. I know what this looks like. But I’m not wallowing. Alright? I’m not. I think you’re taking stock. Yeah, I think that’s what I’m doing. Thank you for understanding. Of course. But what I don’t understand is why you’re shutting us out. Ned: I’ve been away from port charles for a while, so I’m just trying to get my bearings. I’m trying to find all the happening spots in town. What’s going on? Nina: Hey, honey. T-this is eddie maine. And he was just asking about the music scene here in port charles. Eddie, this is my fiancé, sonny corinthos. Oh! Well, I must say, your fiancé is one lucky guy. Yeah, I am. I apologize if I overstepped. What do you mean? Don’t worry. You didn’T. How about you let me buy you a drink? You know, I was just wondering why you’re in a nightclub when you just got out of the hospital. Now, how’d you know about that? Oh. Right. Well, sonny, hospitals are for sick people. Uh-huh. And lucky for me, I’m not sick. Right, right. So why don’t you let me buy you a drink? Michael, my son. We were j– michael. Eddie. Hey. Nice to meet you. Likewise. We w ant to hear all about yourmusic stories and everything. Weren’t you gonna make that call for me? Yes. Yes. Thank you for reminding me. It’s a business thing. I’ll be right back. Right. Excuse me. Uh, so, what — what kind of music do you play?

[ Line ringing ]

[ Sighs ] Come on, olivia. Pick up.

[ Cellphone rings ]

[ Scoffs ] This is the last thing I need. It’s nina. I can’t even begin to think about the metro court right now.

[ Cellphone rings ] Oh, my god! Just stop! Okay. I spoke to one of the nurses, and… don’t panic, but ned checked himself out.

[ Gasps ] How could they let him do that? He signed a form saying he was leaving against medical advice. What name did he use? If he signed out as eddie maine, they should have put him in a straitjacket instead of letting him run free.

[ Cellphone rings ] Okay. It doesn’t matter how he got out of here. The fact is that he’s gone and we got to figure out where. Ned would not have left the hospital. Eddie maine is probably busking on a street corner somewhere. What? I just wish I could think you were wrong. Well, where do musicians hang out?! You guys keep brainstorming. I’m gonna call this in to the station, see if they can help track down ned. Okay. That was nina. Oh, my god. She’s calling you?! What is her problem?! She found dad. Where? Where is he? At the savoy. A nightclub. Why didn’t we think of that? We better go before he tries to break loose again. Come on. Let’s go. Well, can’t nina just keep him there? Well, how?!

We couldn’t! Am I in trouble? Did I forget something? No. You didn’t forget anything. Oh. Okay. But I know how busy you’ve been, and I thought maybe we can have a chill night in. And I-I even brought some snacks. Well, it’s so good to see you, snacks or no snacks, but… are you guys gonna watch a movie? W-we — we haven’t decided yet. Well, I mean, there’s a lot of movies and shows on streaming right now. Yeah. Y– there — yeah. You guys don’t mind if I join you, do you? Um…

[ Trina and spencer chuckle ] I’m just kidding. Okay. I am going to go feed ace and then give him a bath, and then it’s bedtime for both of us. Um, isn’t that right, little guy? Want to go to bed?

[ Cellphone beeping ] Oh, there’s that timer. Sorry. I’ll, um — I’ll grab that. Oh, no, no, no. You have company. I’ll do it. Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

[ Sighs ] Wow. What? Just — it’s just a shock to the system to see you and esme together like this. Like what? Just… on the same side, like you used to be.

Right now I’m a front man without a band. Need to get one together. You got representation? No, not currently. I’m gonna put out some feelers, though. It’s been a while. Yeah. I know how that is. I’m sure — you know a few people in the music business, I’m sure, right, dad? Yeah. I don’t see why I can’t reach out. You’re not into music, are you? Uh, sure, yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. What was the last show that you went to? Uh, actually, phideaux. Right here on the stage. Phideaux. Never heard of him. Well, you should. But, then again, that was a long time ago. Since then, I’ve been kind of busy taking care of my family and running the business.

[ Chuckling ] Oh. Right. All business. You’re all business, aren’t — life is short. You got to live a little, kid. Right? Relax. How’d it go? Uh, great. Uh, the issue is headed to — to the press. Issue? I run a magazine. So, eddie, what do you think of the savoy? After some of the dives that I’ve played in, this place is a palace. And, look, you’re the mayor of port charles. You should not be seen with me. What if someone were to take our photo? I don’t care about that. Well, maybe you should. You know? You’re a politician. Yeah, you know, I didn’t get elected to office by trying to hide my past. And I am well aware of the complexity of yours. And I would be honored to have my picture taken with you. I would challenge anyone to compare the good you’ve done against the wrongs they’re writing. It’s no contest, anna. I appreciate that. And I knew, of course, that you wouldn’t turn your backs on me, no matter how much I want you to. But it isn’t about what other people think of me. This is what I think of me. And I had come to terms with my past and even the crimes that I was part of, you know? Because of my work as an agent, I felt that somehow I was balancing the scales. But now I’m no longer an agent, and I won’t ever be again, I realize that I’m not ready to let go of that part of my life. Because I feel like my work isn’t done. I invested in a small record company back in the ’90s. One of the co-owners was a friend of mine from the, you know, old neighborhood. Very ambitious. And she brought in two singers. One of them made it really big. Uh, I don’t know what he’s doing now. He’s just living the crazy life, I guess.

[ Cellphone chimes ] Oh. Uh, I am so sorry. I got another work call. Okay. You see? A beautiful woman like that, and she can’t even enjoy a night out. Take my advice, michael. Don’t let work consume you! Ned. Good to see you. Glad to see you out and about. I’m sure olivia’s delighted. Um, corinthos. A word? Hey, my friend. I’ll be right back, okay? Right. How can I help you? Well, I’m curious. Mm-hmm. Why does sonny corinthos need someone else to fight his battles for him? What battles are we talking about here? You’re gonna have to narrow it down. Okay. No problem. Well, actually, it is a problem… when you start using diane miller — diane miller? What are you talking about? Excuse me, district attorney. You’re not accusing my client of something without his attorney being present, are you? Esme and I are in no way on the same side. We’re just trying to make the best of a very, very messed-up situation right now. That’s fine. In fact… I’m glad your living situation is more…tolerable.

[ Chuckles ] Unfortunately, it means that you and i have less time to spend with one another, and for that, I am really sorry. I felt terrible when I had to leave curtis’ birthday party early.

[ Sighs ] What? Something happen?

[ Scoffs ] When is something ever not happening with my family? My family… which curtis is. Care to get more specific?

[ Exhales deeply ] Curtis and I were just starting to get closer and learn how to talk to one another… and he did something that really upset my mom. Do you want advice, or do you just need me to listen? I don’t think anybody can give me advice on this. Well, then, listening it is. Just an informal chat. Nothing official. I still don’t know what we’re chatting about, and at this point, I’m starting to lose interest. I don’t like the fact that you’re using diane miller to get confidential information from me.

[ Stammers ] Let me handle this. By all means. Where’s ned? He’s with sonny and michael. Alexis: Can’t take you anywhere. Where is he? Nina, where is ned? You said he was with sonny and michael. Well, he was. He was just here a second ago. What, you lost him?! Olivia, he can’t be far. We’re gonna find him. Good evening, everyone, and welcome to the savoy!

[ Cheers and applause ] Alright. So, I have some good news and, of course, some bad news. First, the bad news. Unfortunately, our opening act, caterwaul, got stuck in customs.

[ Patrons groan ]I know, I know. But the good news is, our headliner, the retrobates, will be out in just a few…minutes. Um, excuse me, sir. You can’t be up here. Well, if you need an opening act, I’m the man. How are ya? Poor charles! How’s everyone feeling tonight?

[ Applause ] Yeah! Port charles! How are we all feeling tonight?! Come on! Make some noise!

[ Cheers and applause ]

Okay. Everyone having a good time? Let’s get this party started! Ned! Come down from there! Oh, I don’t know that song, but here’s one you might recognize.

[ Guitar strums ] Ned!

[ Patrons gasp ] Ned! Ned! You’re okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I’m okay.

[ All murmuring ] I’m alright. I’m alright. Nina. Thank you so much. If you hadn’t called me, we would have never found him. I-I’m just glad I could help. Well, thank god he’s not halfway on his way to vegas by now. Ned’s gonna be fine. He’s sitting with michael. He’s gonna be okay, I think. Just needs some water. Look. I’m good, right? The crowd’s all warmed up. I need to get back out there. No, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey. Look. The crowd can wait. And so can you. Sonny, he won’t listen to me. He thinks he’s someone else. He thinks I’m a complete stranger! It’s that bad? Yes. He doesn’t remember anyone. He didn’t remember brook lynn or tracy. He denied leo to his face. I mean, my — my little boy was devastated. I’m sorry. What do you want me to do? He doesn’t trust me. He doesn’t trust anyone in his family. Because you want him to be somebody he doesn’t remember being. I was talking to him. He didn’t seem all that — wait, wait, wait. Y-y-you didn’t mention that you knew him before? Not yet. Is that right…?

[ Clears throat ] Sorry. I just came to grab ace’s binky. Did you give him his bottle? Yes. And you turned on the noise machine? Maybe he needs to be swaddled. No, he’s too old for that. I came here to grab a pacifier, not attend a forum on parenting strategies. If I need anything, I will call you, but don’t hold your breath. So sorry about that. What were you saying? No. It’s okay. No, it’s not okay. I don’t like the way that she just spoke to you.

[ Sighs ] She’s tired. And if someone who didn’t have kids gave me unsolicited parenting advice, I would also be a little upset. Oh, no. Now I’ve got you defending her, as well. I told you. It’s alright. Except for that — okay. Yeah. Alright. Fine. I just don’t like it. I don’t like this whole…situation. Yeah, neither do I. I don’t, either. But this is how it’s got to be for ace — for now. Until we can find a way to get rid of esme. Just in case. We just have to find real evidence, evidence that we can trust. And once we do that, esme will be out of our lives forever. What the hell was that about? I hate the fact that corinthos thinks he can use you to get to me. Use me? Like you and holly used me? Or is that different? My goodness. You think so little of me, don’t you? No. It’s because I have so much respect for you. Oh, do you, now? And I hate the fact that sonny uses you to do his bidding. Okay, well, let’s get very clear. For one thing, I don’t do anyone’s bidding. I protect my clients. Like sonny. You know who I work for! For heaven’s sakes! I needed some information, so, yes, I asked you for it. Did sonny corinthos also need that information? Well, that’s attorney/client privilege. How convenient. And accurate. Besides, what do you care? I care probably a whole lot more than you realize. As an agent, as a cop, right, I felt that I had a purpose, like I-I was where I belonged. And now I don’t have that anymore, I — I’ve been asking myself the question… you know, what now? I completely understand. Felicia: So do I. In our own way, we all have had to reinvent ourselves. Yeah. Have you talked to valentin about it? I did, but, you know, I don’t want to burden him because he’s leaving with you. Um, I could tell him to stay here with you. No. Don’t do that. Please. You need him. I mean, I know you’re very capable, but a U.S. Government official isn’t supposed to travel to chechnya. Valentin — he has a lot of contacts there, and… and he speaks the language. Yeah, I think you really need him. Well, to be honest, I was really surprised when he offered to go with me, and it actually meant a great deal to me, so… and right now I-I need all the help I can get. Good. That’s settled, then. I’m gonna come with you to chechnya.

You know how much I value our friendship. Our…relationship.

[ Chuckling ] We don’t have a relationship, robert. Last time I checked, we were simply two colleagues who occasionally find ourselves on opposite sides of a courtroom and, even rarer, on opposite sides of a dinner table. It doesn’t have to be like that. Would you be saying that if holly hadn’t left town? You are absolutely right. I can’t wait for that day. Sorry to interrupt again, but ace won’t go down for bed. What is that silly song you sing to him? It’s not a silly song, esme. You just don’t sing it right. Okay, well, why don’t you sing it to him and I will listen so I can try and learn it better? Or is it too much asking you to sing to your baby brother? You know what? You guys seem to have your hands full. I’m just — I’m gonna take off. No. Stay. Please. No. It’s okay. You go sing your silly song to your brother and put him to bed. Trina, I — I don’t want it to be like this. Neither do I. But it’s not gonna be like this forever. Right? And with her track record, we won’t have to wait for long. I can’t really imagine what this must be like for you. I know that you don’t remember me and that you — you don’t want to be pressured into — into feeling things that — that you don’t feel — or — or — are you sure this is a good idea? Olivia wanted to talk to ned alone. Olivia: …That we love was in an accident… well, what do you think now that you’ve seen eddie maine up close? Ned is not faking it. No matter how I feel about him, he would not put his family through this. Olivia: …But we know that you were. Just come back to the hospital. Why? I’m not sick. But — but you just got dizzy on the stage and had to be helped off! I was — I was a little dehydrated, but I just had some water and I’m — I’m right as rain. No, no. What you had was a major head injury and — and chest compressions!

[ Guitar plucking ] And — could you stop tuning that thing?! It’s not even yours! Well, whosever it was, they shouldn’t have left it on the stage. Yeah, just like a man with a head injury who doesn’t know who he is should not be just walking out of a hospital! I couldn’t stand being in that hospital room one more second, being told what to do, when to eat, when to sleep, being told who I am or who I’m not. I know who I am! I know that — I know that you think that you do. And, please, if you can’t come home for me, I understand, but… but please believe me. Your kids are your kids. Could you do it for your kids? Look. I appreciate what you’re trying to do. And I think I even know what you’re going through. And I’m truly sorry. I am. That I’m causing you pain. I don’t want to hurt anyone. Then stop! But I can’t be someone I’m not. Right. And you can’t love someone that you don’t know. You upset about something? Yeah. Well, it’s just I hate seeing ned’s family in so much pain. That’s what I love about you. You got a big heart. Yeah.

oh then you take me by the hand I feel better again oh I feel better now ned, please! It’s “eddie.” Please. O-okay. Eddie. Eddie. If — if you’re not going back to the hospital, could you please just come home? Or you know what? You know what? Why don’t you come back to my place? Come back to my place. You can even have your own room. I appreciate the offer, but I, um… it doesn’t feel right to me. I need to be on my own. Shh. Okay, well, I will call you tomorrow and we will set up an actual date? Yeah. I would like that.

[ Ace fussing ] Esme: Shh. I know. I know. Hey, spencer. Where’s ace’s piggy? Spencer, the piggy. Go find the piggy. I know the way out. Okay. Spencer: Believe it or not, esme, the toy pig is in the toy bin. Please give him to me. Thank you. Hey. Lullaby and good night in the sky stars are bright wild roses in bloom fill with fragrance the room lay you down now and rest may your slumber be blessed

[ Indistinct conversations ] Olivia, I’m gonna pick him up and I’ll bring him back to my place. Thank you. Go after him. Please. Please. Yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course. Thank you. Alright. You good? Yeah. Come on. Okay.

[ Sighs ]

[ Sobs ] I-I have a lot of contacts, you know, more than valentin. And I was kind of thinking, you know… why have one fallen wsb agent when you can have two? Anna, you’ve just been accused of being a double agent. How do you think it will look if you suddenly just… take off? And go to chechnya? Of all places! I thought you didn’t care about optics. I don’t care about how this looks for me. I’m worried about how it looks for you. Do you think that this would somehow make my reputation look worse? I think it will look like you’re running away. Well, what am i supposed to do, then? What am I supposed to do? I help people. That is what I do. It’s who I am, laura! And if I’m not an agent for the wsb, who am I? You don’t need the wsb to give you purpose. There are plenty of people in the world that could use someone like you on their side. Maybe you’d be one of them. Oh, are you kidding me? Before all this happened, you would have been my first phone call. But it did happen. And now helping me will do nothing to help you. Okay. Anna. I promise you… you will find a new path. It may even find you. I know that ned and I have been at odds lately.

[ Chuckles ] Not anymore. Because he’s not ned. I know. Olivia. Olivia. But he will be again. Alright? I-I promise you, I’m gonna do everything I can to help you and ned through this, okay? Okay. Where’s my dad? He left. I tried to get him to come back home, but… well, we have to find him. He’s not safe out there. Sonny went after him. He’ll look after him tonight. Okay. Well, that’s great. Well, what about tomorrow night and the night after that? And the night after that and the night after — chase: Then we will cross that bridge when we come to it. In the meantime, I have a feeling that eddie maine can handle himself. I don’t get what holly’s leaving had to do with anything. I specifically asked you to call me when you had decided who you wanted to be with. And you never called. That’s because holly left town. So you thought your decision had been made for you. Robert, answer me this. Do I look like someone who would appreciate being chosen by default? Exactly. See, it’s just not good enough. And I can’t believe you thought it ever would be.

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THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

I’m sorry. What did you just say? Oh, good. You’re back. What do you mean, “cody may feel something more than friendship” for me? You know, she was just saying that maybe — you know what? It doesn’t matter. Because you couldn’t be more wrong. You need me to repeat any of that for you? It does seem like she could use “a refresher,” as they say. Well, uh,

we have evidence that proves that you planted the bracelet on me, evidence that will show that your testimony is bogus. So do the decent thing and recant, ms. Corbin. Or what? Or it’ll be you heading upriver, not me. Sure. I’ll go. Thank you. As soon as you tell me what’s up. Krissy, please. Now is not a good time. Why? Because you’re so busy? We’re literally sitting here alone, sam. No. Because I’m on a job.

[ Gasps ] Oh, fun! P.I. Stuff? No, not “fun.” It’s important. Okay. So what are we working with exactly? Adultery? Fraud? Criminal investigation? Come on. What is it? Come on. Where are we going? Anywhere but here. Well, given mr. Vaughan’s history of stroke, I want to rule out any underlying neurological conditions before we proceed with treatment. Okay. Thank you. Let me know when you get it set up. My son the doctor. Hey, dad. How are you? I’m alright. Busy day? Relentless. It’s a good thing I’m getting the hell out of port charles. Tracy. Alexis. How’s ned?

[ Voice breaking ] Don’t you mean eddie maine?

[ Footsteps approach ] Hey. Hey. I can’t believe that today is the day. I know. Feel a little bit like a kid waiting to hear his punishment. Punishment you don’t deserve. You don’t deserve either, carly. Are you ready? I don’t know. I mean, is anyone ever really ready to sign away their freedom?

Come on. You know you want to fill me in. I’m doing some surveillance. How’s that? Uh, not nearly as informative. Come on. I saw spinelli out there. Dante’s friend… cody. Cody! Yeah, so — so, what are they doing with gladys corbin? Do you know what the “p” in “P.I.” Stands for? Yes, I know what the “p” in “P.I.” Stands for. Tell me. Private. Good job. Come on. What do I get? Like, a gold star now maybe? No, not this time. Nothing? Alright. Fine. I’ll drop it. But if you have a minute, I would love to have some big-sister time, talk. Yeah, sure. Is everything okay? With me, yeah. I’m just worried about molly. Yeah, I think I’ll pass. That’d be a mistake, gladys. We have you dead to rights. Do the metadata thing again. Oh, it’s gonna take more than made-up words to trip me up. “Metadata” is actually a technological term. I don’t care! You don’t care that we have evidence that could send you away? If said evidence actually existed, you would have turned it in by now. So tell me, boys… why are you here with me instead of at the pcpd? Cody and I are just friends. If you say so. I do say so. Okay. That’s great. It’s not like that between us. Okay, well, of course, no one was suggesting there was anything romantic going on. You know what? I think we should get back to work. Then what are you suggesting, lucy? Just that, you know, on your end, it might be strictly platonic, but maybe things are “developing” for mr. Bell. You’re leaving town? Wh– no, not permanently. Oh. Thank goodness. I meant — I meant vacation, which I thought you’d get, being that it was your idea. You know, you, me, violet, chase, disney world. Ring any bells? Right. Right. But as I recall, you said it wasn’t a good time. Yeah, no, it — it wasn’t, but now violet’s out of school, right? And I got a couple weeks coming up where I can take some time off. And chase? Well, definitely gonna be more difficult for him ’cause he’s just getting his badge back, but he’s working on it. I even got violet — I got her this little set of purple mickey mouse ears. So what do you say? You in? It sounds wonderful, hamilton, but I’m afraid things have changed on my end. Yeah, I’m just kind of going over it in my head again and again, and I know that the right thing to do is accepting this plea deal, but, you know, now that I’m here and — it’s hard. It’s really hard. Yeah, it is. Drew, you don’t have to do this, okay? You don’t have to do this. Please? It’s the only way. Hey. Mom. Drew. Hey. Michael. Hey. I told you you didn’t have to come. No, I know, I know, but I wanted to, for both of you. Well, we appreciate you being here. I know you got enough on your plate with willow and the kids. Willow and I checked all the boxes. I had breakfast with wiley and amelia. Oh, rather, amelia watched from a rocker chair while wiley and I ate, but… yeah, I was about to say.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah, and then melanie took her to the park, and I checked in on aurora, and then I spent the rest of the morning with willow. How was she? Oh, she must be doing better because she’s back to bossing me around. Yeah, she basically insisted that I come. She sends her love to both of you. Send it right back to her. Yeah. For me too. She also wanted to tell you that, um — well, that it’s painfully obvious that if it wasn’t for you, drew, willow probably wouldn’t be here. Let’s not even think about that. No, I know. Just, still, it’s true. And we are — we are eternally grateful. Yeah. So am I. So, how’s ned? Ned. Actually I was gonna check in on him this morning. Then brook lynn — she told me the latest. Is that — is that right? Yeah. Ned doesn’t even remember who he is. He thinks he’s, um, eddie maine. I can’t imagine how hard that is for olivia. I mean, I do — I feel terrible for the family. I — I do. It’s just, uh… it’s just what? Uh… what? I can’t help but… I can’t get past the fact that the reason that we’re here, the reason that your life is being blown up — I mean, it’s because of ned.

[ Sighs ] Hmm. Well, you answered my question. I stopped by to see him, and I was told “eddie” wasn’t accepting visitors. Well, that’s a blessing. Imagine if he took one look at you and he launched into that “eddie’s angel” business. Right. ‘Cause I’ve caused enough problems in his marriage. Yeah, well, you said it. I didn’T. You know, I’m gonna be nice and, despite our history, I’m just gonna say to you I’m sorry and I’m sure that this is very difficult for you and your family. You know, alexis, a, uh — a midlife crisis run amok is annoying and definitely bad for business. But this is different. This is — this is so much worse. My son doesn’t know me. And, worse, he doesn’t know leo. When luke died, I thought I could withstand anything. But I honestly think this is more than I can handle.

Hey, michael, I get that you’re angry. And you’re not? I am very angry. We both are. But this is happening for a lot of reasons. It’s not just ned. Zeke! Hey. Hey. Zeke, this is carly spencer. This is michael corinthos. This is josslyn’s brother and mother. Ah, yes. Your daughter and your sister is a wonderful woman. You know josslyn? Yeah. Zeke is trina’s uncle. Oh, no way. Yeah. Portia’s my sister. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you, too. We absolutely adore trina. Oh, yeah. I hit the jackpot in the niece department. That’s for sure. Carly: Yeah. So what’s good? Oh, so, I spoke to the prosecutor, and the feds have accepted the deal. So all that’s left is for the judge to sign off, you enter your plea, and then I take care of the rest. What is the deal, if you don’t mind me asking? Six months, minimum-security prison. And in return, carly doesn’t have to do any prison time. Oh, that’s — that’s not it, is it? No. Your attorney will reach out to you for the financial penalty. There’s no way this could blow back on my mom, is there? Well, essentially, drew is taking responsibility for the insider trading, so the sec is satisfied and they’re not looking to throw the book at the both of them.

[ Cellphone rings ] Oh, excuse me a minute. Zeke robinson. Look, if I haven’t already said it… drew, thank you so much for doing this for my mom. Yeah, I told him he needed to change his mind, that it wasn’t a good idea. But this is the best outcome for everybody involved. Really? The best outcome is for you to go to prison? When you consider the alternatives, yes, it is. I know what you’re giving up. And I just want you to know that you don’t have to worry about anything when you’re gone. We’ll check in on scout. I’ll keep aurora running. Your life will be waiting for you just the way you left it when you get back, okay? I believe that coming from you, michael. Thank you. Yeah. Thanks. Well, have you talked to molly? No. That’s the problem. Ever since she told us about her endometriosis, she’s been so distant. And I keep reaching out, of course, but she either doesn’t respond at all or, if she does, with some lame emoji. Emojis. Yeah. She’s doing the same thing to me. Okay. So what do we do? Nothing. Just…back up. You think cody is interested in me? That is not what lucy said. Uh, that’s kind of exactly what I just said. And you think that I should be receptive to that? No! No! Good. Because you’re still grieving and you’re not ready to date. And that’s fine. Unless you are ready to date. And that’s totally fine, too. I’m not. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Then all I was saying is that cody — cody is a man… and you are a smart, beautiful woman. And he — he did ride right in to rescue you at “home & heart.” As a friend. A really caring and sweet and thoughtful friend. You know, I love how you bring out the chivalrous side of cody. Because let’s be honest. He can be a little rough around the edges. You think? But with you, he’s — he’s different. I had my reservations about cody at first, but it turns out he’s a really great guy. And a very good friend. For now. Lucy! Lucy! I am sorry! It just slipped out! I wanted to give you the chance to do the right thing for sasha’s sake. You don’t care about sasha. That’s where you’re wrong. Let’s face it, gladys. You and I both know there are details at play here that are best kept on the D.L. That’s intriguing. Would you care to expand on those details, ms. Corbin? So here’s the way I see it. There are only two possible reasons you came to me instead of going to the police. Either you got bupkis and you’re trying desperately to save your butt… or you obtained this so-called evidence illegally. I’m not a betting woman, mr. Bell, but if I was, this is a bet I can’t lose. I recently accepted a job at the invader — on their editorial board. Congratulations, dad. Thank you. Yeah. I’m glad you finally made it official. You seem to be really enjoying your time there. I-I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner. Um, I — our schedules haven’t lined up since I started, and I’m still getting used to the grind of a daily newspaper. Hey. There’s no need to apologize, alright? Although, consider yourself lucky you didn’t mention anything about the trip to violet, ’cause she’d never let you hear the end of it. Don’t worry about it. W-we’ll do it next year. No. No? What does that mean? No. Uh… next year is too far away. I mean, who knows how long violet’s princess phase will last? If god has mercy, not much longer. No, I have to make it happen sooner. But not too soon. I know better than to ask for time off less than a month into the job. Hm. I take it this means you and alexis worked things out? She’s a good friend. Agreed. I wish we could say the same thing about some of your other friends. Everyone else is an adult. We understand what’s going on. But this is hugely traumatizing for leo. The father he loves suddenly doesn’t recognize him and wants nothing to do with him. Hm. So how is leo handling it? Not well. And who can blame him? Honestly, I thought ned was made of sterner stuff. How do you mean? Eddie maine was an alter-ego that ned created years ago. I know. He wanted to be a performer. No, he wanted to escape his real life. So you think he’s doing the same thing again? It is no secret that ned is facing accusations from half his family for turning in carly and drew to the sec. Add to that, he is working overtime to try to fix the business disaster that was valentin faking his own death. Are you suggesting that ned fell on purpose?

court is now in session. The honorable judge albert kim presiding. Be seated. This is united states vs. Cain, in which the defendant, andrew cain, has been charged with insider trading. How do you plead? I plead guilty, your honor. You’re talking about tracy. Ding, ding. That woman is a piece of work. Yeah, tracy is, uh — she’s an acquired taste. You don’t acquire a taste for arsenic. You avoid it.

[ Laughs ] That’s a little harsh. I understand the skepticism, but believe it or not, tracy’s been a really good friend to me. So you keep saying. Yes, and I know you didn’t like how she treated chase. You mean when she tore into him and attacked his character? I didn’t like it, either. But to tracy, family is, uh — is everything, and in her mind, she was just looking out for her granddaughter. Yeah, well, your “friend” needs to find another way to express herself. Trust me — there’s more to tracy than the prickly exterior. Y-you just have to dig a little deeper. I am suggesting that deep inside ned’s psyche, he is relishing the idea of getting away from it all. And this accident affords him that opportunity. That’s quite a stretch. Is it really? It wouldn’t be so bad if it was just him alone, but he has a family. And olivia is beside herself. And brook lynn is a wreck. So what do the doctors say? They’re useless. They say, uh… “be patient. Time heals.” Blah, blah, blah. Sounds reasonable to me. I wonder if there’s somebody in this hospital that’s willing to go to extreme measures to turn “eddie maine” back into ned. Look, I hate this for molly, but all we can do is love her and be a safe haven for her. Yeah. I just can’t believe this. Also, I can’t believe that out of three of us, I am the only one with functional plumbing. Like, really noct a single issue. Rub it in, why don’t you? I’m just saying. I did do some research online. Endometriosis? Yeah, I just — yeah, I didn’t want to bother molly with all of my questions. It’s a really painful condition, sam. Yeah, I know. Can you believe that she’s been suffering all this time — alone? I hate that for her. No, I — I know. I hate it, too. Do you think it’s weird I’m not ready to move on yet? No. No. It’s not even been a year since brando died. Not that there’s a timetable. No, not at all. I mean, I think it’s natural to just not know how and when and if you’re able to just let go. Did you feel that way with nathan? Well, after nathan died, the thought of moving on without him, starting a whole new life, it was the most overwhelming feeling in the entire world. I mean, of course, I want that for myself. Yeah, but if you can’t see it yet, really, it’s okay. Everyone grieves differently, sasha. And at different paces. You’re doing great. Hey. You really, really are. You couldn’t have lifted anything off my fitness app. I didn’t bring my phone with me to the ball. Who leaves their phone at home? Someone who couldn’t fit it in her purse. Ha! What’s that?

This looks like a directional microphone. I have no idea what that is. They’re meant to record conversations from a distance. Did you record me? Did one of you drop this? Uh — sure didn’T. Yeah, but how fortuitous that you picked it up so no one would trip. Yeah, we wouldn’t want that on such a lovely day, would we? Forgive me if I seem intrusive, but I’m sensing some tension amongst the three of you. Is everything alright? Uh, everything was alright until these two showed up and started harassing me out of nowhere! Hardly harassment. Out of nowhere? And this is nothing that you need to concern yourself with, ms. Wu. We know how busy you are. Don’t we, gladys? Well, I’m not too busy to resolve a conflict. Shall we put our heads together and come up with a solution? It’s not necessary. Nonsense! Have a seat over there. I’ll help you iron this out. Alrighty, then. Thank you. I’ll take it from here… mr. Spinelli. Just think of where you were at this time last year. We are so proud of you. I almost feel like a different person. You’re still you, just stronger and wiser. Oh, and infinitely more resilient. I am so lucky to have you two in my corner. Always. Always. And on that note, I’m going to visit the powder room myself, so if you ladies will excuse me, I will be right back. Do you think anyone has as much energy as lucy? No.

[ Cellphone rings ] I pray to be that vibrant at her age. I pray to be that vibrant at any age. Right? Hey. Uh, it’s georgie. I’ll hold down the fort. Thanks. Hey, sweetie. What’s up? Brando. I have come a long way, haven’t I? But it’s true. I’m still not over you. And I have to wonder if I will ever be. To want to be a mother and then to find out you might not be able to? I mean, obviously, I can’t relate, but that must be pretty awful. Yeah, it’s awful and isolating and devastating and a million other not-so-fun feelings, but I think once the dust settles, molly and tj are gonna be okay. They’re going to be able to have a family. It’s just gonna — it’s just gonna be a longer, windier road to get there. I hope they do. Try to have kids another way. Molly and tj would be the best parents. Hey! Wait. What am I — chopped liver? You? No. No. You are — you are super mom. That’s what you are. And I’m super aunt, obviously. Yeah, well, I don’t know about that. What? I — scout told me that the last time you took her and danny out to dinner, you didn’t let them have dessert after. Oh. Really? Well, that’s because I let them have dessert before. Oh. And you thought that was a good idea? Why? Scout left that part out, did she?

[ Chuckles ] Absolutely. I have taught my niece well. Apparently. You really think that highly of tracy quartermaine? In a realistic and appropriately tentative way, yes. Well, I trust your judgment, so I’ll reserve mine and give her another chance. But I won’t put up with her demeaning my son. As you shouldn’T. But maybe… perhaps I did push back a bit too hard. I should probably clear the air, shouldn’t I? No. I’ll apologize for the last time we spoke. With tracy? That’ll get you absolutely nowhere. I understand the prosecution has reached a deal with the defendant. We have, your honor. And both sides are in agreement with these terms? That’s correct. We see eye to eye on all points, your honor. Well, that’s where you lose me. I’ve reviewed the deal and the facts of the case, and I find it a miscarriage of justice. It’s my opinion that the defendant knowingly colluded with ms. Spencer in order to drive up the stock price of aurora media, with the desired result being significant and personal financial gain. As such, I see no reason why mr. Cain shouldn’t face the maximum penalty for his crimes.

your honor, the maximum penalty for these charges is 20 years. I am aware. So we — and by “we,” I mean the defense and the prosecution — believe that a sentence of that magnitude is too harsh in a case like this. And I believe what you are proposing is too lenient. Your honor, mr. Drew cain has run aurora media with integrity since he founded it. Not a single misstep or example of shady business practices. Until now. But he is a family man as much as he is a ceo, maybe even more so. When he proposed a merger of aurora and elq international, it wasn’t for his personal gain, as you suggested. It was to benefit his family’s company. In fact, the merger never even came to pass, meaning my client, mr. Cain, never saw any of the benefits, professional or personal. Just the opposite, in fact. The company lost money. So the true miscarriage of justice here would be to make an example of a man who has no history of securities fraud. He simply made an error in judgment, trying to help the people that he loves. Spinelli. What happened? Did someone push you in the pool again? Again? I thought we had an agreement that stayed between us. Sorry. No! No, no, no. Courtesy of ms. Selina wu. Ohh. Kristina, why don’t you go get that panini? Huh. Subtle. Do you want anything? No. I’m good. Thanks. Spinelli? No, thank you. Okay. Start from the beginning. Weren’t you listening? No. I got waylaid by kristina. Oh, okay, well, we were “working” gladys, just like we discussed, and we were inches away from success when ms. Wu just sauntered in and ruined everything. See to it we aren’t disturbed. You got it. I’m sorry, guys. We’re closing the pool for a private function. I have a meeting shortly, so let’s not waste time. I had hoped you two could resolve this issue without requiring my intervention, but it seems my hopes were naive. Well, he started it.I did n– this has gone on long enough! I can’t have both of my favorite players at odds. My game is a place of harmony. Make peace now. I can’t make peace while he’s still spreading lies about me. Who’s lying? You’re trying to get me sent to prison! You — quiet! This is how it’s going to work. You see to it that the charges against mr. Bell are dropped. With all due respect, that’s not my call. It’s gellhorn jewelers’, but you’re their star witness, and without you, they don’t have a case. Amend your statement. Say you since remembered that on the night of the nurses’ ball, the clasp on your bracelet was loose. Then what? Fell off her wrist and into my jacket pocket? I’m confident a cater waiter from that evening will come forward and testify that they found it on the floor near your things. The waiter assumed it belonged to you and put it in your jacket for safekeeping. Matter settled. Eh, that sounds good to me. What about you, gladys? Hmm? Dr. Montague! Hi. I was on my way out when I noticed you sitting here. Thought I’d say hello. I don’t suppose you missed the part where I was talking to a picture of my dead husband? I may have noticed that, yes. I’m not losing it again. I promise. Is it okay to sit? Sure. I don’t think you’re losing it. What I observed was a grieving woman expressing her emotions in a healthy way. Really? Yes. It’s good to let your feelings out. Just look what happened when you bottled them up after your son died. The fact that you’re allowing yourself to go places that you used to be scared of is progress, sasha. Thank you. That means a lot. I’m looking forward to our next session. Me too. How do I put this? You know… tracy is not the touchy-feely kind of person. You don’t say. No, I do say. She’s got zero patience for this kind of thing. Then what do I do? Chase is in love with her granddaughter. Hopefully, chase and brook lynn will be together for a long time. Wouldn’t it behoove us all to get along? I don’t know what to tell you, dad. It’s — you can try to make some inroads there, but I just — I don’t think you’re gonna succeed. That sounds like a challenge. It most certainly was not. You never know. Tracy might come around. I mean, I’m a grown-up. She’s a grown-up. If I come to her calmly and honestly, why wouldn’t she respond in kind? Define “extreme measures.” Because the last time you went to those, it didn’t work out so well for me. Do you want to rehash the past? No. Okay. So what I mean by extreme measures is the medical equivalent of shaking him until he snaps out of it. That sounds possibly unethical. Definitely illegal. What would you suggest? I would suggest a gentler route. Instead of challenging ned’s world view, which will just make him dig his heels in deeper, just go along with it. Go along with what? Let him believe he’s eddie maine.

I mean, it was curiously suspicious how deferential both cody and gladys became when ms. Wu entered the scene. And she really took it upon herself to play peacemaker? Yeah, she wouldn’t take “no” for an answer. And of all people, why would she desire to assist them coming to an understanding? And what is the nature of selina wu’s relationship to gladys and to cody? I can’t just amend my statement. I’ll look like a complete flake. A-and what about sasha? What about her? What’s my daughter-in-law gonna think? Eh, let’s see — that you’re the lying liar that you are. On the contrary, everyone will be grateful that no one was unjustly punished. You’ll be a hero. Fine. W-we’ll do it your way. And you. Whatever problem you have with gladys, you’re going to drop it. You don’t understand. So, sasha’s my friend — there will be no unnecessary conflict in my games. Why are you protecting her? Simply put, that’s none of your business. Have a nice day. Not so fast. Li, would you please take ms. Corbin to the bar for a drink? Don’t mind if I do. No one can know you work for me. I get it. Except I don’t think you do. If you did, you’d know better than to make trouble that could draw unwanted attention to my business. There’s a lot of money at stake, mr. Bell. Keep your mouth shut. Or I’ll shut it for you. Permanently. Sorry about that. Yeah. Sorry for me, too. I ran into a big deception fan of our products, but, boy, could that woman talk. Unlike you?

[ Laughs ] Very funny. Hey, I want to apologize, really, for bringing up all that cody nonsense. I’m glad you did. Really? Well, a few minutes ago, you weren’t so glad. I don’t want to live in denial anymore. I did that before. It sent me down a dark path. And I don’t want to go backwards. That’s good to hear. I have enough to handle with ending my guardianship. So as for whether or not cody has feelings for me, it doesn’t matter, because it’s clear that his presence in my life makes things more complicated. With gladys, you mean. She means a lot to me. She has helped me in ways that no one else could understand. So I am resolved to ending my guardianship and maintaining a relationship with gladys. Gladys, you never responded to my text. I was worried something had happened to you. Um… the first installment. I’d hoped you’d pay back the entire amount. I will, but like I told you, I have to break it up into chunks. If I transfer a huge amount all at once, sasha will notice. Very well, but don’t forget about the interest, which makes it in your best interest to pay the loan back as soon as possible. Li: Ms. Wu. Hello, monty! One moment? Take your time. Ms. Corbin. Pleasure seeing you again. Is it? You know, I couldn’t help but overhear. Sounds like you’re in a tough spot with our friend selina. I owe her money. Oh, well, I’d be happy to help settle your debt. You’d do that for me? Of course. But not without a favor in return. Alexis: If ned thinks he’s eddie maine, why not treat him like he’s eddie maine? Oh, please. That is the worst idea I have ever heard. Okay. Never mind, then. So what you’re saying is that in order to rid ned of his delusions, we should lean into them. I’m saying that if you allowed ned to work this out on his own without constant opposition from you, that maybe you would actually help him get over it. Oh! And when did you get your therapist certification? Was that handed out with your last sobriety chip? You’re impossible! You’re an idiot! Committing a crime, even if the motivation is one’s family, is still a crime, I’m afraid. However, considering the defendant’s record since founding aurora media, along with the fact that the merger was never finalized, I will allow that the maximum penalty is not warranted. Given the charges, the proposed deal of six months is still too lenient. I hereby sentence the defendant to serve three years.

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Oh given the charges, the proposed deal of six months is still too lenient. I hereby sentence the defendant to serve three years. Zeke: Your honor, this is not — no! You can’t do that! Look. You seem like a really nice person. Trust me. I don’t belong here. I feel fantastic. Go ask the shrink. I just need to check your vitals, and I’ll be out of your hair. Please, don’t excite yourself, mr. Quartermaine. Eddie! It’s eddie maine! Here you go. Thank you, honey. Thanks. Oh. Dr. Collins. Please tell me ned’s gonna be okay. Will my dad be my dad again? Those are valid questions, but I’m afraid there’s no easy way to say this. No. My father really believes he’s eddie maine? He doesn’t just believe it. He is eddie maine. So, your solution to rid my son of his delusions is to lean into them? I’m simply saying that if you would let him try to work this out on his own in his own time, without constant opposition from you, that it might help him get better a little faster. And when did you get your therapist certification? Did they hand it out with your last sobriety chip? You’re impossible. You’re an idiot! Charming. And, by the way, you’d think your 12 steps would teach you to not impose your neuroses on my son. I was too much of a gentleman to say it last time, but back the hell off! I should be headed home. Mnh-mnh-mnh. Wait. Just wait. Let me say something. So, I want to apologize for bringing up all that cody stuff earlier. I was bad, and I-I just want to promise I will never do it again. Thank you. Except just let me just say that if you worked out… lucy! …The timing — it would be great just if both agreed — lucy! Okay. O-okay. Then I will say that, you know what? Cody could just be snapped up like that by somebody else. Oh, don’t be greedy. You have a guy. I do, don’t I? And I would not trade marty for anything. All I’m saying is, you know, at the beginning, it’s kind of delicious when you’re wondering, not knowing. You find that delicious? Yeah. I always found it torturous. No, no, not me. Even when I was a little girl, I would get a daisy, you know, and do that old petal-pluck thing. “He loves me, he loves me not… he lo–” he definitely loves you. Mm!

[ Laughs ] Nothing is too good for the woman I’m gonna marry. Hm. You’re making me blush. No easy task. Get used to it. Hm? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah? Get over here. Hm. Mr. Corinthos. Ms. Reeves. I guess we had the same idea. Do you know how it’s going for drew and my mom? Ms. Spencer, one more outburst, and I will have you removed! Mom, please. Carly. Your honor, I am sorry, but there’s been some kind of mistake! There was a deal on the table! You agreed! Six months in spring ridge, not three years. There was a deal in place, however sentencing is up to the court. And not just duration, but also location. Given the gravity of these charges, the court has decided that the defendant, andrew cain, will serve those three years in pentonville penitentiary.

You do make a habit of sticking your nose into other people’s conversations. Thank you, but I won’t need defending from tracy. I’ve had years of practice. But I see that you’re somewhat familiar with her, too. Oh, we just met the other day when she was berating my son, chase. Oh, do you mean when I was reminding him of everything my granddaughter did to get him reinstated as a cop? And they’re back together, so you’re welcome. Feel free to apologize anytime. Actually, I was hoping to clear the air when I saw you again, but after seeing how you just treated my friend here, I think you’re entitled to something else from me. And what would that be? A lesson in etiquette. And I’m happy to teach it free of charge. But this is only temporary, right? I mean, my dad will be my dad again. Of course he will. And ned is gonna be back just as impossible and lovable as ever, right? Is there something you want to say, dr. Collins? I wish I could say that everything would return to normal in no time, but I can’T. As you know, dr. Ashford ordered a battery of neurological tests, and the team has gone over the results. Now, we are dealing with a traumatic brain injury. But the neurological indicators and the behavior of the patient himself would suggest that this is something…else, something more than a simple case of memory loss. You’ve got to just break it down for us, dr. Collins, please. I understand. For everything that we have learned about the human brain, it’s still a mystery. For some reason, ned’s brain has superimposed over the thoughts and feelings of ned quartermaine with the thoughts and feelings of… eddie maine. M-a-I-n-e — like the state in new england! I’m telling you, there’s nothing wrong with me that some fresh air and a room of my own won’t cure! So, please, get me out of here! Of course I will. What the hell?! What are you giving me?

[ Sighs ] Oh. How did you know? How did you know I was actually thinking about daisies? Well, it’s a gift. Actually, no, don’t believe me. It’s a lucky coincidence. I’m using your favorite flowers to apologize for being so incredibly busy lately. After today, my client’s gonna be breathing a whole lot easier, and I promise I will have more time to spend on us. Hm. Wow. Well, you know, you are a winner… oh, don’t start. Come on. …Baby! And you are. You are the best lawyer in town. You are! It’s not my client’s case, okay, but they definitely have a stake in the outcome. Sounds important. Who’s the client? Anyone I know? I give you my word that I will do everything I can to make sure that no one finds out it was you that tipped off the sec about drew and carly. I’m sorry, sasha. Attorney/client privilege. I’ve already said too much. Anyway, what are you two stunning creatures up to today? What do you think? Deception and more deception. But specifically… the deceptor. Sales are through the roof! Seems our customers really appreciate a product that does what it promises to do. I think you’re right. I’m telling you. This deceptor is gonna change the lives of women and men and human beings everywhere, especially the three humans sitting at this table. And to think… I owe it all to you. I haven’t heard anything from the courthouse. Well, I’m just happy my mom’s not facing prison time. Thanks to drew. Yeah, it was very noble of drew to sacrifice his freedom for carly. Yeah, some people know how to put their own needs aside for the sake of others. Josslyn, can I talk to you for a second? Sure. You know, dex, we really haven’t had a chance to get to know each other. And now that sonny and I are, well… why don’t we start at the beginning? Please call me nina. Nina. You know, dex, despite what you may have heard about me, you and I want the same thing. Why would you sentence drew to pentonville?! He hasn’t committed a violent crime! He hasn’t committed a crime at all! This is one big mistake! Ms. Spencer, sit down before I hold you in contempt! You can’t go. You can’T. You’re making things worse. Let drew’s lawyer handle this. I know. Ms. Spencer is out of order, your honor, but the point that she was trying to make is valid. My client has admitted to insider trading. He’s taken full responsibility for his actions. The us attorney has agreed to sentence him to a minimum-security facility — standard practice for a nonviolent crime. Standard practice is subject to circumstance and interpretation by the presiding judge. But, your honor, mr. Cain is not a common criminal. He’s a respected member of his community. He’s a decorated navy seal. Why, recently, he even worked with the government to help save hostages that were taken by victor cassadine. Are all these things just gonna be ignored and forgotten? On the contrary, it’s actually because of all of those things that I cannot look the other way. Look, there aren’t two sets of laws in this community — one for the privileged, yes, heroes included, and one for the rest. No one is above the law. That’s why I am ordering mr. Cain to be taken from this courthouse and be remanded to pentonville effective immediately.

Your honor, we ask that you give mr. Cain time to get his affairs in order. Mr. Cain has a family, including a young daughter, in addition to all the people at his business, aurora media, who depend on him. He’s not a flight risk. The government has no objection to counsel’s request. And I agree with you, your honor. No one is above the law. The days of privilege superseding accountability are rightly numbered. But with that being said, I also believe that justice without mercy is hollow and meaningless. Wouldn’t you agree, your honor? Stop. You are being too modest. Accept the compliment. No, no, you stop. No. You’ve got to learn to take compliments. You — you — you — you know you’re giving me way too much credit. Now, the deceptor is 100% your baby, therefore the credit is 100% yours. Come to think of it, you just walked into the office one morning and started spinning this amazing new idea. You never said martin had something to do with it. Because I didn’T. Yes, you — yes, you did. Stop it. Come on. I love the fact that we did this together. Okay. I want details.

[ Chuckles ] Okay. Well, as you probably know, every good story begins in bed. Isn’t that right, my magic man? If anyone needs an etiquette class, it’s you. And you ought to get your other son to give you lessons because finn knows how to behave. Alright, alright, alright! That’s enough! Take a breath. Everyone to their neutral corner. I’m gonna leave you to your friend because I have real issues to deal with — my son and my family. Real issues that need real compassion. Something you wouldn’t understand. Oh, I understand a lot more than you think. Just do us both a favor and stay away from chase. If you’re as smart as your son — and I mean finn, not the other one — you will stay the hell away from me. Friend of yours? Ohh… my father’s brain wants him to be eddie maine? I don’t understand. Ned has everything a man could want. A loving family. Successful job. Standing in the community. Why would he want to forget all that just to relive his glory days? This is all my fault. This is all my fault. If I would have believed him when he said he wasn’t the one that turned carly and drew in to the sec, this wouldn’t be happening. If only I believed him sooner. Oh, please! Leave it to olivia to make this all about herself. Brook lynn: Don’t listen to her, olivia. She’s just scared like the rest of us, except granny’s fear comes out as mean. Scared? Me. What ned needs is a cold splash of water and a stern talking-to. Tracy, that is the last thing that he needs right now! I understand that emotions are running high, but turning on each other won’t help ned. No wonder dad wants to be eddie maine. Can you blame him for wanting a break from this family?

[ Monitor beeping ]

[ Door opens ] Is he okay? I had to give him a sedative to calm him down. Brook lynn: Poor daddy. This whole nightmare started when we all thought that you were the one who blew the whistle on carly and drew.

[ Sighs ] If there’s someone else who’s to blame, why wouldn’t they come forward? Dex, we both care about sonny. And don’t tell me “it’s just a job,” not when you took a bullet for him. Thank you for that, by the way. Boss dies, I lose my health plan. Dex, you like him. I love him. Which puts us both on team sonny. Got it. And now that we’re getting married, I hope you keep an open mind despite what others might say about me. By “others,” you mean josslyn? All I’m asking for is that you reserve judgment until you realize that I want to keep sonny safe and happy even more than you do. And you want me to convince joss to give you a chance? I’m surprised you two are still together. Why? Well, you came to my office. You wanted me to fire him. You didn’t want him working for me. Yeah, and you told me that it was up to him to talk to you about that. Uh, yeah, it was. And he wants to stay in the organization. Yeah. He wants more than a paycheck. He wants to belong. He made peace with me. How about you? I’m granting mr. Cain one week to get his affairs in order. However, he must surrender his passport and remain within the city limits of port charles until he turns himself in to the authorities for transport to pentonville. Thank you, your honor. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you. Mr. Robinson, should your client fail to appear, he will be treated as a fugitive. Rest assured those three years in pentonville will seem like a long weekend. This hearing is adjourned.

[ Gavel bangs ] Bailiff: All rise! I have my client’s passport and paperwork prepared.

[ Sighs ]

Hell happened?! It was supposed to be six months in spring ridge! Six months! This isn’t over. Hey. I know it’s tempting with your skill set to disappear, but — w– no, no, no. When I — when I give my word, I keep it. Okay.

[ Sighs ] Oh, my god. Look. I’m — I’m gonna be here a while. I got to wait around. So, michael, maybe you should take your mom home. I’m not leaving. It’s gonna be a while. We have seven days. Seven days. Look, drew, whatever you need, any resources I can provide, I’m here — just like you’ve been for me and willow. I appreciate that, man. I remember there was a half-moon shining through the window, and I was lying in marty’s arms, and it was almost like the moon was winking at me, you know? Like it knew something. And I remember this is so yummy. And it made me a little bit sad ’cause I know we missed out on a lot of time together when we were apart, and I just thought, “oh, I would love it if I could just stop the clock.” And it was so interesting. All of a sudden, I guess he heard me ’cause he said, “what if there was a way? What if there was a product or a formula that could simply stop time?” Oh, for god’s sakes. I was just thinking out loud. Now you’re being modest again because you were buzzing with so many ideas. You had so much going on. And I fell asleep with all of that going on in my head. And then? And then… that’s the best part. Because when I woke up, it all seemed possible. It wasn’t a dream. It was actually a product that could cosmetically conquer time or at least delay it. And that — that is when the deceptor was born. And marty was my magic muse. Oh. No. No, no. Wow! No, no, no. No, sasha. Don’t you dare believe her. I’m telling you. I swear to you, it was — lucy coe took a — took a raw idea. It was just a concept. Perfected it. She’s the one. Made it her own. ‘Cause she’s one sexy genius. Hm, and you are a sexy, handsome, gallant muse. Wow. Wow. All this story needs is a fairy-tale ending. So how about it, you two? When are you getting married?! Never!Never! Finn warned me that tracy could be quite the dragon, but as you can see, she barely laid a claw on me. Are you okay? I mean, what she said about you not dealing with any “real issues” was just awful. And she has a heart of stone, but even she wouldn’t have said that if she knew what you were actually — she won’t, and there’s no reason she should know anything about me. But what I don’t understand is why she came down so hard on you. There’s obviously history there. What did you do to her? It’s what she did to me. Did you ever hear of the expression, “first hurt, then hate”? Oh, that’s tracy to a “T.” That’s her M.O. Go on. How’d she hurt you? I’m going to see my son. No, you are not! Tracy, sit down and shut up! I’m his mother. And I’m his wife. And what he needs is love and understanding right now, the kind he’s gonna get from his daughter, not some horrendous, bitchy monologue from you! And I think we’ve just had a window into why ned might prefer to be eddie maine. Get away from his mother? Or his marriage. Let’s not look at it as an escape, but rather a journey to find his true self. Looks so peaceful. Like all his problems are a thing of the past. You want to solve my problems? Bust me out of here. Now. Seven days? Seven days is like a-a lifetime. We just — we just got to put it in perspective and then think about — think about that everything that willow and michael have been through and how they live day by day. I want more time. Well, then we’re just — we’re just gonna have to live every day, every — every minute like it’s our last, and we’re just gonna create enough memories to last until I get back. What about scout? You’re gonna have to spend time with her. I will. I will spend time with scout. And when I’m not with scout, I’m gonna be with you. I can’t believe this is happening. Hey. Hey. Let’s not think about it like — like three years, okay? We’re gonna think about it like, um — like, I don’t know, 36 car payments. Huh? Okay? I’m so sorry. I’m so sorry. It’s gonna be okay. Isn’t a good relationship between me and josslyn also good for sonny? No disrespect, but while I’m loyal to mr. Corinthos, I’m also loyal to josslyn. Well — and she gets to make up her own mind. I understand that, but we’re talking about peace. And peace is always a good thing. I wouldn’t even suggest for you to intervene, dex, if I didn’t think it would be helpful for everyone, including you. I’ll think about it. But just to be clear, I would never let anyone hurt mr. Corinthos or josslyn. Or sonny’s wife, I trust. That goes without saying. As long as you’re important to mr. Corinthos, you’re important to me. Dex had this job before I knew him. It’s his life. It’s his decision. I was wrong to go behind his back and to go to you and ask you to fire him. And you were right to turn me down. So, yeah, I have made my peace with him working for you. I’m glad to hear it. But that’s not the question I asked. Have you made your peace with me?

What’s wrong with marriage? Nothing. For just over half the population. So happens I fell into the other half — over and over again. You know what they say about baseball? Three strikes, you’re out? I’m out. You do understand, don’t you, my love? Oh. You betcha I do! Mm-hmm. You know, I-I do have a history of saying “I do” when I wish I didn’T. What marty and I have is — is perfect. Why spoil it with a prenup and a trip to reno? Oh, I forgot. I-I got to get out of here. I have a conference call. After that, I am gonna relax by the pool. In the meantime, you should think about putting these lovelies in some water. What do you say? Mm-hmm. What do you say? I say, go get ’em, tiger. I thought you were the marrying kind. When did that change? It hasn’T. I was hoping when I said “no,” marty would talk me into saying y-e-s, yes. And then wouldn’t you know it? Chase was the arresting officer. I-I can’t believe what I’m hearing. That’s diabolical. Yeah. Tracy thought she was saving ned from my evil clutches. You and ned? Yeah. We almost got married. A-a long time ago. And then… a couple of years ago, he was married, and I was drunk, and we had a regrettable evening. You know, two lost souls. Yeah. Say no more. I hope chase was smart enough to see through tracy’s scheme and clear your name. It took a village, but, you know, in — in some way, tracy actually did me a favor. I didn’t do any of the things that she was framing me for, but, you know, I was out of control. And from that moment, it turned my life around. I admire you for rising from the ashes. But tracy’s frame-up could have had a very different ending. Let it go. She’s not worth it. I agree. But my son is. Sir, I’m a police officer. I’m gonna need you to release brook lynn’s wrist. He’s not hurting me, chase. I’d still like to see you let her go. I promise you, as soon as the doctors give the okay, I will take you home. To vegas? You have a home in port charles, too. I need to get to vegas. Look. I understand. I know how it feels to perform, to feel the love back from the audience. There’s nothing like it, is there? I can think of something. What’s that? The love of the people who know you best, your family. Tracy: The only “journey” I want ned taking is the one back to his senses. Tracy, have you considered the possibility that in his mind he is being sensible? Wait. Y-you’re saying that ned being eddie maine is a good thing? Eddie maine isn’t real! It’s a stage name! To you. But to ned, eddie maine represents freedom, gratification, simplicity… and maybe just a touch of the fantasy that he needs. I need ned. I know it might be selfish, but I just want my husband back, warts and all. And leo needs his father. I mean, isn’t there some way that we could — we could coax him back? “Coax” him? He needs another bump on the head! Sorry to interrupt, but I wanted to keep you updated. I’ve requested a meeting with the judge. Okay. Is he willing to listen to reason? He is willing to listen, but only after drew is remanded to pentonville. Okay, just as long as I’m held accountable and prove that I am not above the law. That could take months or even a year. And the whole time you’ll be locked up in pentonville. Carly, I’ve been to afghanistan. I’m a navy seal. I’m not worried about pentonville. And the moment they take you to the prison, I’ll begin lobbying for that meeting. Yeah, anything. Anything just to expedite this, please. Got it. And I’d offer you a ride, but I get the feeling you probably have better things to do with your time. Okay. Hey, zeke. Yeah? Thank you. This isn’t over. This is a significant setback. We’ll talk soon. Yeah. Okay. Hey. You know what? Enough about me. We got to talk about you. Because you’re about to face a very stiff financial penalty. What? That’s my problem. No, it’s not. It is not. It’s our problem. And I know how we’re gonna solve it. I’m working towards acceptance. You are who you are. And you did what you did. And I don’t have the power to change that. When I’m angry at you, I hurt some of the people that I love who also happen to love you. So… I don’t know if that counts as “making peace,” but that’s the best I can do right now. I hope someday we can both do better. But for now, I’ll take that. Hey. What’s going on, michael? I don’t know. Josslyn texted me that she’d be here with dex. Um, look, you all need to know. I just came from drew’s hearing. And, uh, well, the judge gave him three years in pentonville. Oh, my god. Son of a bitch. It wasn’t supposed to be that way! Oh, really, nina? How was it supposed to be?

It’s my fault for bringing up marriage in the first place. No. No, no, no. No. It’s not. Really. Don’t feel bad. I-I don’t mind the topic. It’s just I can’t believe that marty said “never.” You know, I thought if I say “never,” then he would say, “oh, little snookums, never, ever say never.” But he didn’t say that. Well, I mean, with three marriages and divorces, I guess you can’t blame the guy for being a little gun-shy. Yeah, maybe. According to marty, those three wives made his life a living hell. I just wish I could exorcise it right out of his head, and then that would open him up to the idea of marriage again. Well, either way, he loves you, lucy. He’s not going anywhere. You really think so? Not every guy would stay up late encouraging their partner to follow their dream and then help that dream become a reality. You’re right. Do you know he has not asked for any share of the profit? Not one single penny. That’s true love for you. Yep. Every month like clockwork. Trust me, lucy. Marriage would only spoil everything. No offense, but the more I hear about your father, the less I envy him. Family life is nice and all, and I can tell that you really love the guy, but corporate life and all the ulcers that go with it… ha! Not my style. And I have a feeling it’s not yours, either. Kevin: I’m unaware of a traumatic brain injury being cured by another traumatic brain injury. Tracy, if you even think of taking a hammer to my husband — settle down, both of you! I was kidding! Yeah, well, there’s nothing about this situation that’s funny, alright? Money is no object. Whatever it takes. Honestly, I’m in uncharted territory, as well, but I do know a few experts in the field. I’ll consult with them. I’ll draw on every resource and database I can find. But in the meantime, I do think ned should start therapy. Ned or eddie? ‘Cause we’re supposed to be calling him eddie now, right? How long do we have to buy into this fantasy?! And there’s the disconnect, tracy. Not his. Yours. You can call it a fantasy, but to ned, it’s his life. Whatever you do, don’t deny his reality. Give him space. Dad wants more than space. What did he say he wants? Tell me! A one-way ticket to vegas. I-I mean, there was supposed to be a deal in place, wasn’t there? There was, but the judge overrode it. Mom must be devastated. I’ll reach out to drew, help any way I can. I already did.

[ Cellphone rings ] The us attorney was — was shocked as the rest of us. Excuse me. This is completely on the judge. And he wanted to send a message that there was no… ava. Oh. You heard. I just — I just did. I-I know. It’s awful, isn’t it? I’m just gonna get my affairs in order, I’m gonna put aurora media up for sale, and then we’ll use the proceeds to pay for your financial — no! Absolutely not! Aurora is your creation. It’s — it’s your legacy for scout! Scout? Scout is too young to care about that. She’s gonna be fine. She’s got elq shares. I’ve made other investments for her. That’s not — I’m not gonna let you give aurora away! You need it when you come back! Whatever the penalty is, I’ll figure it out. I don’t like that. I don’t want to think about this right now. I want to make the most of whatever time we have left.

Okay. So I’m thinking. You know how marty planted the idea of the deceptor in my head? Why can’t I plant the idea of wedding bells in his? Sure. Why not? Right. Why not? Okay. To the future. And may all those ex-wives and the damage they’ve done be a thing of the past.

[ Cellphone chimes ] Hm. Oh, god. Look at this.

[ Groans ] I swear… the only thing worse than number two in a swimming pool is number three.

[ Grunts ] I am — don’t faint — headed to the gym. I was thinking maybe we could meet for dinner afterwards. What do you say? I’m thinking thai food. What, are you worried I’m gonna track tracy down and put the fear of god into her? First of all, you’re assuming that tracy fears god. Second of all, you’re too civilized for this. Right? Chase can hold his own. But after what you and finn have told me about tracy, it’s clear that woman fights dirty. Gregory, do not sink to her level. You have a lot more important things to worry about. There’s nothing more important than my sons. Tracy: Did you hear that? My son thinks he’s a vegas lounge lizard. This has gone on long enough. You can keep your therapy. I’m going old-school. Where are you going? To knock some sense into your father. How can you be so calm? Hm. After weeks of uncertainty, now I know what I’m facing. Right? I can prioritize. I can do what means most in the time that I’ve got left. We have to be strong. Hey. We will be. Seven precious days before I turn myself in. Let’s not spend another second in this courtroom. Okay? What do you say we get out of here? Okay. My mom’s not responding to anything. Her phone must be off. Let’s go find her. Okay. I’ll call you. Go. Okay. How’s carly handling this? How do you think? She’s ready to go to war for drew. War with who? I mean, look. This — even if — if ned’s responsible, he doesn’t even know who he is. That’s convenient for ned and the worst possible outcome for drew. Ava, I did not plan for this, but now that it’s happened, there is a tiny part of me that almost feels sorry for carly. Well, no, I-it’s a tiny part. I mean, what is she going to do without drew for three long years? I know. I just feel awkward.

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are you sure he’s coming? Yeah, he’ll be here. ‘Cause I can think of at least one reason why he wouldn’T. I didn’t tell him

that reason. And besides — I endeavor to never be late when it comes to you, my dear. Spinelli. Hey, buddy. Long time. No way. Wait, wait. No, no, please. 15 minutes. That’s it. 15 minutes. Okay, fair samantha, you know full well that there is little I can refuse you. So just clear up this moment of confusion. Um, last I checked, you didn’t trust mr. Bell as far as you could throw him. So what changed? Well — can’t your illegal algorithm tell you that? You know, funny — without threat of physical violence or blackmail, I have no reason to employ it. Uh, you were “employing it” long before I got to town. Okay, well, I don’t need an algorithm, proprietary or otherwise, to tell me that you’re no stranger to our system of jurisprudence.

[ Chuckles ] Weren’t you, like, best friends with sonny corinthos’ old business partner? Pretty sure that guy was no stranger to “jurisprudence.” Hey, hey, hey, stop. Enough. Enough. Both of you. Deciding which one of you is the bigger criminal mastermind is not our major concern right now. Then what is? Catching the person who is a bigger criminal mastermind than the two of you combined. I feel so sorry for brook lynn. She’s been at the hospital, worried sick about ned, and now, on top of that, she has to miss this meeting. I know. She’s been the poster girl for professional dedication since you hired her back, lucy. Uh, no, you — you hired her back. I didn’T. No, I-I — of course I’m happy to have her back, but I’m pretty sure — no, I’m pretty sure — I just hope that ned makes a speedy recovery. I mean, the situation is hard on everybody, but brook lynn told me that leo is really struggling. Yeah, she said he was hiding out in the stables. Oh. Kid lives in a humongous mansion and chooses to hide in a smelly stable with the horses? Anyway, she said cody was there and he managed to talk leo down. Cody has a gift for calming people down. Must come from working with horses. Please. The only thing worse than horse crap is the person who shovels it. Oh, give it a rest, gladys. You don’t know the first thing about cody bell. I’m sure everything is fine. Are fast results a bad thing?

[ Chuckles ] The speed with which ultrasound results are interpreted doesn’t mean anything, good or bad. You’re young, you’re healthy. Chances are, your ovarian reserve is high. You’re right. There’s nothing to worry about. So, what’s the word, dr. Navarro? How many eggs am I working with? Portia: So jordan just kissed you out of nowhere? Curtis: No, it was mutual. But jordan made me realize how much I want to give our marriage a second chance. Oh, my goodness. Lucky me. Oh, wait. No. Let me send her a card and thank her. That came out wrong. What I meant — I know exactly what you meant. I didn’t want to hurt you. And that’s why you didn’t tell me. Not when things were still so… fragile between us. Were you ever gonna tell me?

[ Door opens ] We’re closed. Any exceptions for family? Always. Hey, what a nice surprise. Can I get you anything? No, no, um, I’m good. Thank you, though. So, what brings you by? You and my mom. What happened between the two of you yesterday?

[ Knock on door ] Come in. Portia. What can I help you with? You can help me understand what on earth possessed you to kiss my husband.

The hope is, once you’ve compiled the evidence and presented it to gladys, that she would feel compelled to exonerate cody. I see. Quick query — is, uh, cody’s freedom the only thing at stake here? Because that’s not a great inducement for my participation. Ouch. Burn. No, actually, there’s more. How much do you know about gladys corbin? Quite a bit, actually. Um… gladys, cousin of sonny corinthos’ late father, mike corbin. Former resident of bridgeport, connecticut, where she was employed as a waitress — so of limited financial resources, and as a result, gladys became somewhat mercenary, some might say avaricious.

[ Chuckles ] To wit, claimed that her son, brando, was dead to collect an insurance payment, then got ensnared with cyrus renault, perjured herself when claiming that she saw jason morgan dispose of the gun that killed franco baldwin. Just, in short, without the good offices of her late son, brando, and her daughter-in-law, sasha… gladys corbin’s presence in port charles would likely not be tolerated. Okay. Uh, well, it’s the daughter-in-law that I’m worried about. Sasha’s had a very public breakdown, right, after back-to-back devastating losses. She’s been working really hard on building back her life, but she’s been leaning on gladys because she’s brando’s mother. But gladys does not deserve sasha’s trust. I didn’t even know about the insurance fraud or framing a guy for murder. But just watching gladys messing with sasha’s finances is enough to convince me. Sasha has no idea who her mother-in-law really is. And if we don’t expose gladys, sasha is going to get hurt. Which is why I think we can put aside our differences and use our collective powers for good. I’m not gonna lie — that would be a refreshing change. Okay. Thanks. Alright? I stand to benefit also. But, I mean, if the trial goes against me and I get convicted of theft, whatever. I’ve — I’ve lived through worse. Sasha’s the one at risk here. Why do you care? Because, unlike me, sasha is a good person. Spinelli, look, man — I messed with you. I did. There’s no doubt. But I’m sorry. You have my sincere apology. Please don’t let your totally justified anger towards me keep you from helping sasha. Because we don’t have a prayer of pulling this off without you, man. For fair samantha. Oh! And for sasha. Okay. So you will help us stop the law from running this one out on a rail?

[ Cowboy accent ] Yes, ma’am.

[ Normal voice ] I’ll help you rustle up the real outlaw as well. Thank you. I know one thing about cody bell, and it’s all I need to know — he’s a thief. Wow. Wow! What happened to innocent until proven guilty? Look, I know that I had my reservations about cody, but I really warmed up to him. He’s got this low-key self-confidence thing that I really like. Not to mention, he’s great with kids. Liesl said he and james were sharing a sundae together the other day. So, nobody’s bothered by the crime he committed against me, or sasha, or the good people of gellhorn jewelers? I care, gladys. You know I do. But this is a business meeting, which means that we should talk about the numbers for the deceptor. Happily. Okay.

[ Lucy chuckles ] Demand for the deceptor is outpacing supply, so we need to find a new supplier who can handle that kind of volume. Exactly. And we need to do it before the new product is in the hopper. New product? So top secret for now. Huh? Oh, in that case, I’ll let you talk confidential business. I have an important meeting. With a cocktail. I’m sure gladys didn’t mean to be rude. Actually, she probably did. I apologize on her behalf. Well, you know, I don’t think anybody would ever call gladys a sensitive type, but she sure is quick to get her little feelings hurt. Let’s be real. Gladys can dish it, but she can’t take it. I cannot believe the things she was saying about cody. I don’t get it. Everyone was enjoying your birthday party. For the first time in a long time, things just felt…perfect. I know. I felt it, too. So what happened? One minute, things were fine, and then the next, my mom runs off. I can’t even get her to talk to me. You haven’t heard from your mother?

[ Cellphone ringing ] Who’s this? Uh, don’t hang up. It’s cody bell. There’s no escaping you today. Weird, but okay. What do you want? To meet up. What for? It’s for your benefit. Okay. What’s to my benefit is a strawberry daiquiri by the metro court pool. Huh. Before breakfast. That’s, uh, classy. There’s fruit in it. I’m hanging up.

Okay, yeah. You know what? I should probably take what I learned about you directly to sasha. Anyways, enjoy your breakfast of champions. Okay, let’s hear it. Come tell me what you think

you have. So, are you ready to make a splash at the metro court pool again? Maybe without a parachute this time?

[ Laughs ] My mom and i have been in touch, but when I asked her about yesterday, she said it’s between you two. Yeah, it’s complicated, but I promise it has nothing to do with you. It has everything to do with me. My mom’s feelings are important to me. So are yours. But I can’t do anything to help if neither one of you tell me what’s going on. Hasn’t there been enough of that in this family already? I heard curtis’ side. Now I would like to hear yours. It was one kiss, portia. That’s all. That’s what curtis said. We wouldn’t lie to you. It was fleeting. Don’t downplay it, jordan. I know that there were feelings that were involved, right? There were. Confusion, history, and unresolved emotion. Are they resolved now? Absolutely. I’m done. And I won’t be interfering in your lives again. Aside from sleeping with my brother.

Your ultrasound indicates that your ovarian reserve, your egg count, is normal. You were right. There’s nothing to worry about. However, egg count is just one factor in fertility. Egg quality is another, and in many ways, more important. Were you able to determine the quality of my eggs from the ultrasound? Based on the number of activated follicles I counted in your ovaries and in the blood work I ran, your endometriosis has had an adverse effect on the quality of your eggs. What does that mean? It means that conceiving a child using your eggs poses a real challenge. I’m not sure we should have this conversation before you have this conversation with your mom. Why? What are you hiding? You know I would never hide anything from you, but I think you should talk to your mom first. You haven’t talked to her since your party? Well, she didn’t come home last night. What? But don’t worry, she — she — she texts. She’s at the hospital. She’s fine. Okay, fine. Then I’ll go there to get some answers. Trina, please. Hang on. Don’t push your mom, especially at work. Okay, this is — this is officially freaking me out. If there’s another huge secret, then I need to know, if not from my mom, then from you. Zeke was right. I-I should not have come here. Zeke? What does your uncle have to do with this? Zeke said I should keep my distance from you. Zeke told you about our recent night together? Not at first, but I pressed him about it, and I think that he could tell that I wasn’t in the mood for the nonsense. That’s disappointing. Because he admitted to your fling? Or because he exposed your designs on my husband? Which one? It wasn’t like that. But, yes, I’m disappointed in the recent choices I’ve made with men. I wish I hadn’t kissed curtis. But it wasn’t just a kiss, though, jordan. You know that it wasn’T. It didn’t just come out of nowhere. You two were talking and hanging out, sharing things. Confidences. Did you talk to my husband about our marriage? Hmm? About his feelings for trina? What conversations did you have with my husband behind my back? You’re torturing yourself for no good reason, portia. You’re with curtis. I’m not sure about that one. You might finally get what you want, jordan. And that’s curtis, free and clear. You are so right. Gladys definitely has strong opinions about cody. I feel like she disliked cody even before the whole thing with the bracelet at the ball. Well, dominique stanton taub baldwin was a very, very, very dear friend of mine, and she was my daughter serena’s biological mom, and she’s cody’s mother. So that makes serena and cody half-siblings. So, you know, naturally, I’m sort of predisposed to believe cody, and I don’t know him that well, but truthfully, if I had to really choose between believing cody or gladys,

[Whispering] I would choose cody always. Oh, same here. Not that I’m doubting the facts. I know that the jewelry was found in cody’s pocket, but there has to be some other explanation. That’s what I’ve come to believe. What if someone stole the bracelet off gladys and slipped it into the first pocket they saw? I think that cody and gladys are both victims. I wish they could both see it. Just because there’s friction between gladys and cody, that doesn’t mean it needs to affect your friendship with cody. It already has. Cody. Always a displeasure. What’s he doing here? Gladys, we’ve both known that you planted that bracelet on me. Now I have the evidence to prove it.

don’t want curtis. Not anymore. Please. Jordan, please. Okay. Yes. There was a time I fantasized about reconciling with curtis, but… even then, I didn’t want to disrupt what you two had. Not until you found an opening, though. I can’t believe I just praised you and I thanked you for looking out for trina, not knowing the whole while, you had just kissed her father. The father you never intended to tell her about? Your uncle has no right to come between you and me. If there is a you and me, it’s because there’s mutual respect and trust. We — we have that. We don’t if you’re keeping secrets from me about my mother. I’m going to find out, if not from her or you, then from zeke. And he implied that it’s your fault that she’s upset. How would he know that? Okay. Unless portia told him. Who cares? Is it true? Yes. It’s my fault. What did you do? I kissed jordan. What? Like, recently? Since the wedding. And I didn’t tell your mother. What about fertility medication? Molly has a high level of estradiol, which I believe is suppressing her body’s production of follicle stimulating hormone, or fsh. Which will make it even harder for her ovaries to respond to medication. So what? That’s just it? We can try a clomid challenge test to measure how your body responds to the stimulation of fertility drugs. Okay, but statistically, what are the chances that my eggs are viable enough to create an embryo? Without further testing, it’s difficult to cite a specific percentage. I-I understand, but are we talking low, extremely low, nonexistent? I’d say extremely low. Cody came to your rescue at home & heart, and that was after his arrest. So he doesn’t seem to be holding gladys’ accusations against you. That’s the kind of person he is. Cody saw some of the hateful tweets the producers at home & heart were putting out. He realized that I might be in trouble, and he showed up to help. But when I tried to thank him, he basically said that we can’t be friends unless I pick a side. Cody insists that gladys isn’t the person I think she is. Mnh! Mnh-mnh, mnh-mnh. Okay, wait — wait a minute. Gladys is still your guardian. So do you really think cody wants you to turn your back on the person who controls your money? What? I-I happen to be a pragmatic woman.

[ Sighs ] Gladys will always be my family, but she may not be my guardian much longer. You’re delusional.

[ Chuckles ] Thinking you could frame me and get away with it, that’s delusional. Now, it’s on you to get the insurance company to drop the charges, gladys. How am I gonna do that? You’re imaginative. You’ll figure it out. And if I don’t? I’ll show everyone in town the evidence that proves you set me up. You’re bluffing. The pcpd and the insurance company investigated. If there was evidence that I set you up, they’d have found it. Fascinating. Oh, it speaks. What? You haven’t once said that you’re innocent. Hey, stranger. Come here often? Kristina. Live and in person. So, what are you up to? Overactive bladder? I’ve been there.I also used to plan my days around finding a bathroom, in fear of an embarrassing bladder accident. You’re not alone , and you don’t have to live like this. I don’t! I found real relief with axonics therapy, a proven non-drug solution, and I got my life back. Go to findrealrelief.Com to get started. Ask a bladder specialist if axonics therapy is right for you and to discuss potential risks. Results and experiences may vary. Your life is waiting! Hmmm! Twix with cookie and cookie dough? Kinda make s you wonderwhich came first. The cookie or the cookie dough? Kakaaaw! So embarrassing! When it comes to your hair, ingredients matter. That’s w hy herbal essences is packed with naturally derived plant ingredients you love, and none of the stuff you don’T. Our sulfate-free collections smell incredible… and leave your hair touchably soft and smooth. Herbal essences life happens out there.The joy of movement.

I made mistakesin my marriage to marcus. Happiness? And that you didn’t expose me, saint jordan. You’re never going to let me forget that you kept my secret all those months, are you? And that you didn’t expose me, despite your strong feelings for curtis, right? Believe it or not, portia, all I ever wanted was for you to be happy. At the expense of your own happiness? I care about you and curtis. I prayed for you on your wedding day. I know I made mistakes in my marriage to marcus. I know that. And it must have been extremely difficult to let go of a man like curtis. But you had to know how much it would hurt me not to hear about the — the kiss from you or from curtis. I almost told you at G.H. Why didn’t you? Because curtis asked me not to. Now I know why my mom left the party. And why you’re not my uncle’s favorite person at the moment. We were separated, but I still understand why she was hurt. Why didn’t you tell her right away? Because I wasn’t sure what the kiss meant. I wanted to work that out first. Well, have you? Worked it out? My future is with portia. If she’ll have you. I’m sure hoping that forgiveness goes both ways. So, how do you feel about things? About me?

[ Sighs ] I hate that you hurt my mom. And I hate that she hurt you. I like you, but I don’t like secrets. Maybe it’s hereditary. I had the day off, so I’m doing some research for my foundation. I figured I’d multitask and catch some rays at the same time. That’s, um, good for you. And good luck with that tasking. Yeah. Well, I always have time for my big sis. That is good. Of course I’m innocent. Cody here is the criminal. You should consider the company you keep. Mr. Bell is a lot of things. A photographer who was backstage at the nurses’ ball has photos of you with and without the bracelet. Really narrows down the timeframe that your bracelet was “stolen.” Funnily enough, that timeframe happens to more or less be when I was changing. More or less? That’s your big evidence. Well, that’s just exhibit “A.” Mr. Spinelli, uh, would you be so kind as to present exhibit “b”? I had my first session with a psychiatrist who’s doing my guardianship evaluation. That’s great! How’d it go? Pretty good, I think. Dr. Montague seems nice enough. It’s really hard to tell with these guys. Okay, so when will the judge make the decision? I don’t know. I have to hope that I can eventually convince dr. Montague that I am in full control of my faculties again. Well, who would doubt that now? Well, you did. At least when you asked me to step down as the face of deception. That was just ancient history, you know? And it was a business decision. One that we weren’t all on board with. I got a lot more respect when I was dead.

[ Clears throat ]

[ Sighs ] We’ve all seen how far you’ve come, sasha, and I am sure that the judge will see it, too. Well, nina wrote me this wonderful letter of support to add to my petition, and I was hoping that maybe — done, I’ll do it. A-and brook lynn can put it on the deception letterhead. No. Sorry. No, I — I would really, really like to do it. Truly. I-I just feel like I want to attest to your strength of character and how hard you worked in recovery and your commitment. And look at you. Look how far you have come. I am so lucky and so grateful that the people I work with are also my friends. Dr. Navarro: While the chances are extremely low that your eggs are viable, it’s not impossible. But you may want to begin exploring other options. It’s a lot to take in. I know. I’ll give you some time to process.

[ Door closes ] This is just a setback, molls. It’s not the end of the road. Okay? We can still have a biological child. You can have a biological child. I can’T. Hey. Hey. We don’t know that yet. Not for sure. I’m just connecting the dots. It’s not just that I can’t conceive a baby or carry a baby. I can’t even create one.

Your eyes. Your curly biology isn’t everything. There are all kinds of families and all kinds of ways to create one. I know, but I fantasized about our baby. Your curly hair and your stubborn streak.

My stubborn streak, huh? Your eyes. And your smile. Don’t you want a baby that’s a blend of both of us? Of course.

[ Sighing ] But I have the original, you. And whether we — we foster or we adopt or whatever, our child will be remarkable because you will be their mother. Dr. Navarro is right. It’s — it’s a lot to take in, and I just need to think about it. About the — the test she recommended? About all of it. More needles won’t change the fact that I just need time to make a decision. I get it. No pressure. I know this affects you, too. And you’ve been amazing through all of it. Anything for you. How about an honest answer? How are you going to feel if this doesn’t happen for us? You have lots of friends, sasha, even ones you think you’ve lost.

[ Sighs ] And, yes, I am thinking of one hunky friend in particular. I hope that’s true. Okay, let’s get back to manufacturers. Good idea. No, I can’T. I’ve reached my limit of what I can do without coffee. What?! The waiter was just here. Why didn’t you order it then? Okay. Well, I didn’t — okay, I — I have to go powder my nose, so I will let the waiter know that you want a coffee. Thank you. But this time, I need an espresso. Okay, stronger. Uh, one pump nonfat vanilla and raw sugar and four dashes of cinnamon? Okay. Tell the truth. What are you thinking? What exactly is the story of cody and sasha?

Testis unus,

testis nullus. Exhibit “b”‘s an anatomy lesson? What? No, no, it’s latin. No, it means one witness is no witness. That’ll come in handy next time I’m on “jeopardy!” No, you’re the only one claiming that cody stole your bracelet.

[ Stammers ] Well, my account was enough for the insurance company and the pcpd. Which is why you should recant. And soon. Otherwise, you’ll be the one facing the judge. You should be really proud. Once I pushed past my hurt pride, I took your advice. Yeah. I am really doing my due diligence with my foundation plans, handling things in a logical order, and, um, yeah, I’m going to stay practical. That’s good. That’s — that’s — that’s great. And I’d love to hear all about it — later. Why not now, big shot? On what charges? Falsely reporting a crime is a crime itself, gladys, punishable for up to seven years in prison. Yeah, but you already knew that, having provided false testimony against jason morgan, claiming that you saw him dispose of a murder weapon that he never touched. So, given that your previous unreliable, patently false testimony is a matter of record, I can’t imagine the police will have any trouble believing that you’d lie again. It’s the truth. Hmm. Not according to your location at the time cody was getting dressed for his nurses’ ball performance. As much as my mom’s hurting right now, I know you were going through the same thing not that long ago because she was keeping something from you. And I know it’s not the same, but transparency, or the lack of it, that’s the common denominator in all of this. I was always going to tell your mother, but point taken. I shouldn’t have waited. You know, one time, spencer pretended to be on esme’s side so that he could entrap her. And he was going to tell me eventually, but I suffered a lot until he did. And if he was just upfront with me, or if everyone was just upfront… it would save a lot of pain and heartache. You’re right. Very wise. Your mom and taggert raised you well. They did. But, lately, I’ve had to learn a lot of lessons, despite my parents. Curtis wanted to hide this from me. Jordan: I don’t think he viewed it that way.

[ Scoffs ] How, then? I think he wanted to protect you while he sorted through his feelings. So curtis wasn’t sure which one of us he wanted. That’s not what I said. You didn’t have to. None of it matters anymore. I’m out of the picture. And whose choice was that? Jordan: I hope you find what you’re searching for here, curtis. And I hope you and portia can be happy, whether it’s together or apart. And you? I have to truly let go. Finally. Two years was too long to put my life on hold. I can’t wait a minute more. Portia: Jordan. Who walked away? Was it you or was it curtis?

you know, I try not to question freebies, you know what? Why don’t you go to the tell you what — why don’t you grab us two mimosas, and then you can tell me all about your plan? Alright. Ooh, breakfast panini? Yeah, whatever you want. Just — you know what? Why don’t you go to the bar downstairs? Because the one up here is super slow. You know, I try not to question freebies, but why do I get the distinct feeling you are trying to get rid of me? Because I am. Beat it. I know you’re sonny’s I.T. Whiz kid, but even I know you can’t pinpoint an exact location by room. You can with the right tracking apps. Uh, and you hacked into my phone and installed one? I didn’t need to, gladys. You did it for me. Take it from me — don’t overanalyze what happens during a separation. You’ll drive yourself crazy. Well, at least you don’t have to worry about an ex-wife still pining for your husband. Your husband would have never kissed me if you had just taken my advice and told him the truth before the wedding. So who are you really mad at here, portia? Me? Curtis? Or are you mad at yourself?

[ Door opens ] Everybody’s human, even parents. That’s true. We all make mistakes. But out of my three parents, only one of them has kept their marriage vows — my dad, marcus taggert. And he’s not perfect…

[ Chuckles ] …And he has not made the best choices, but he is a great example of fidelity and forgiveness. Well, I want to be that for you, too, trina. Not off to a great start. The more we talked about it, the more I fell in love with the idea of having a family with you. And while the emotions have been intense for both of us, you’re the one that has to go through the physical ordeal. So I understand not wanting to be poked and prodded anymore. It’s not just about the physical discomfort, it’s everything else. I mean, work, friends, us — it’s all taken a back seat to the tests and the doctors appointments, and it’s been overwhelming. So you — are you saying you don’t want a baby anymore? No, I’m just saying that I need a break. D-don’t you? It has been a bit consuming. Don’t you want to sleep again and go to the movies and dance at the savoy and love the life that we’ve been living? I do, but can’t we do that and plan a family? Eventually, after some time. I can give you time. I love you. I love you. How about that coffee? My whole day is free. Let’s do it. Well, sasha and cody haven’t been hanging out for long, but I know their friendship means a lot to both of them. Well, obviously, because he did not hesitate when he thought she needed help at home & heart. I mean, he put his butt on the line — literally put his butt on the line. And to me, that is a very grand gesture for just chums. You know, lucy, I don’t like to speculate. Really? Come on, maxie jones. You know I can read your mind. You are thinking exactly what I’m thinking. Fine. I think what cody feels for sasha is more than friendship. What are you talking about? 14,000 steps and eight flights of stairs the day of the nurses’ ball — I mean, that’s — that’s pretty impressive, wouldn’t you say, cody? Very, very. How many miles is that? Mm, uh, just over seven. I mean, given that gladys’ average stride length is between 2.1 and 2.5 feet… yeah. What is this? Oh, it’s the metadata from your favorite fitness-tracking app. You know, the one you use to map your walks? Now, mr. Spinelli, uh, could an app like that place a user, say, I don’t know, in a dressing room near a certain jacket? You know, geospatial metadata is surprisingly advanced. It can pinpoint exact latitude and longitude coordinates, complete with geotagging and timestamps. Huh. You know what that is, gladys? That’s nerd for “gotcha.”

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Nothing! There’s nothing! Nothing! I mean, I think we just have to face it. Sonny doesn’t keep sensitive documents out where anybody could find them. You know, m-maybe he’s got some information about this pikeman deal in his home office. Can you get in? No. It’s locked. So unless he’s got a spare key hidden in a drawer here somewhere… austin: Maybe now’s not the time to take chances. Well, how many chances like this am I gonna get? I’m just saying that you don’t want to be seen, right? What if somebody sees you? Sonny’s always got a lot of people around. He’s got that really tall bodyguard, right?

[ Keys jingling ] Ava: [Hushed] Oh. I gotta go. Ava?! Mayor collins, are — yeah. Whoa! Okay!

[ Chuckles ]

[ Groans ] I — I’m sorry. I’m just a little bit, uh… uh, yeah, I-I can see that. …Unsteady, yeah. Sure. Maybe we should find a quiet place. Uh… I had to see you. Why? What’s wrong? Where’s your ring? Well — sonny, that’s what I need to talk to you about. Tell me, ’cause now you’re worrying me. I’m just — I’m trying to find the words and the courage because once you know… there’s no going back. I’m not sure I heard you correctly, ned. Could you repeat that? Why do you keep calling me “ned”? I already told you — my name is eddie maine. Honey, uh… I-is this some kind of joke? Don’t you recognize us, daddy? We’re your family. “Daddy.” I am not your daddy. I don’t know any of you. Ned, you fell down and hit your head at the metro court pool. Do you remember that? I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, lady. Zeke: My sister’s finally hopeful again. And now I’m sitting on information that could ruin everything? Nothing has to be ruined. Portia never has to know. What?! Are you suggesting that I keep this from her? Hey! So, how’d you like your birthday? Well, let’s see. Um, I got a good swim in, I got to celebrate with people I love, and I got my very first macaroni picture frame. What else could I want?

[ Both laugh ] Don’t blame curtis for how he was behaving the night of the wedding. There was a lot going on. My issue with curtis is how he’s behaved since the wedding! Since the wedding? What are you talking about? Zeke, you only just came to town. How could you possibly know how curtis is behaving? Sorry. Sorry. Should’ve kept my mouth shut. No, no. Unh-unh. That’s not happening. I want an explanation. What’s going on?

Pilar: Thanks, kevin.

[ Gasps ] Oh, miss jerome! I didn’t realize you’d be here! Well, um, sonny and nina were — were called away. They asked me to stay with the girls until you arrived. Oh, I’m so sorry. I hope I didn’t keep you waiting long. No, no. Not too long at all. But I really, uh, should be going. When avery wakes up, please tell her that I love her very much and I’ll see her later. Miss jerome, wait. Your magazine.

[ Chuckles ] Yeah. I wouldn’t want to forget this. I was just in the middle of a really long, very interesting article. So… thank you again. Yeah.

[ Door closes ] Sonny: You can tell me anything. Good or bad, we should be honest with each other. Leo: Uncle sonny!Yes, I know that. That’s why I have to tell — sonny: Hey! Two of my favorite people. How’s it going? Brook lynn brought me here, but there are too many people, so dante and I went for a walk. Yeah. We both needed a break, huh, pal?

[ Sighs ] Tough day. Poor kid. How’s ned? Uh, they were still trying to get him out of the twilight sleep. He wasn’t awake when we went for our walk. I don’t know what scam you’re trying to pull, but I’m not falling for it. Ned — uh, eddie. You’re disoriented, which can happen after an injury to the head.

[ Stammering ] J-just please tell me. Tell me, w-what is wrong with my husband? For the last time, I’m not your husband! Tj: Ladies, could you please wait in the hall? It’s best that I examine him in private. Tracy: Come on. And stay out! What is happening? This cannot be happening. Never should have sent him to that dreadful boarding school. It cost a fortune, and he obviously did not get over that ridiculous fantasy of being a rock star. But it’s got to be the anesthesia, right? W-what do they call it? T-the twilight sleep or whatever it is. When that wears off, he’s — he’s gonna — he’s gonna be h-himself again, right? He’s gonna come back to us. Right? I’m sure dr. Ashford will straighten this whole thing out. Right. Eddie maine. I never saw that coming. Have a little seat for me. Whoa! Oh, dear.

[ Chuckles ] Are you alright? Do you want to — should we find an exam room? No. No, no. I’m fine. Really, I am. It’s just that I get a little, um… I get lightheaded when I get my blood work done. Right. Here you go. You know, generally speaking, the medical advice is to wait 10 or so minutes before you leave the office. I’m just saying. Hm. I think that dr. Chang suggested that, and I — are you serious?! You must be joking right now. Are you telling me that a patient ignored medical advice? I can’t believe that. That’s just — that’s bananas. Can’t believe it. Uh — [ Chuckles ] I’m kind of in a rush, I guess. I’m trying to make a trip abroad. Well, you must be going somewhere really remote if you need blood work. Chechen republic. Ohh… well, I mean, I-I could be wrong about this, but isn’t that an incredibly dangerous place for you to go? I wish I had a choice. Right. So y-you’re going in the political sphere of your life? You’re going in your capacity as mayor collins? Is that…? No. I think my son may be there. You know? Really? Yeah. Oh. I’m his mother. So I feel like it’s kind of my responsibility to bring him back. But you can’t go. You can’t do that. I was glad when I heard that you were moving back in with my mom. It’s good you two are working things out. Well, it’s important to me that you approve. My mom is crazy in love with you. And despite all of the mistakes she’s made… I still want her to be happy.

[ Line ringing ]

[ Cellphone buzzing ] Curtis: We all want portia to be happy. Trina: I’m glad you can forgive her. Being angry, it’s like… it’s like having a rock sitting on your shoulders. I hear you.

[ Line ringing ]

[ Sighs ]

This is curtis ashford.

Leave your message

after the beep.

[ Beep ] Curtis, it’s me. I wanted to let you know that —

[ Sighs ] You know what? Never mind. Let it go, portia. It’s none of my business. You remember when you told mom and dad that you were late for curfew because you were helping your pal derek fix a flat tire? When you were really out playing poker with your buddies? Wait. H-how do you even know that — how do I know? Because I can read you like a book. I know you. I always have, and I always will. If there’s something that you need to tell me, then tell me. We don’t keep secrets from one another. You’re not gonna like it, portia. What I don’t like is being kept in the dark. That’s what I don’t like. You won’t let this go, will you? No. Curtis kissed his ex-wife. Jordan.

what do you mean, I can’t do that? Well, okay, so — so as a doctor, you know, given your condition, I’m gonna make a strong medical recommendation that you not go anywhere dangerous outside of the U.S. Because if something were to happen, you’d need reliable medical care and you don’t speak the language. Am I right? So you’ll need a translator, you’ll need a knowledgeable guide, and you will need considerable, you know, military kind of level protection. And let me ask you — if something went wrong, do you have a foolproof way to get back out of the country and get back home? Is this your medical advice? I mean, yes, but — yeah, y-you’re not wrong. I mean, I’m a doctor, but I’m also a citizen. And, you know, as one of your constituents, I have some concerns. Who’s gonna be in charge? How long are you gonna be gone? Have you made arrangements for what will happen during your absence? I — these are all really good questions. You’ve given me a lot to think about. Good. So you’ve changed your mind? No, but, um, uh, thank you for all of the advice a-and for the water. Oh. Yeah. You’re welcome. I’m feeling much better. Good. Thanks.

[ Cellphone chimes ] Yeha, leo’s a smart kid. There’s no point in shielding him from the truth. I haven’t seen one of those in a while. My friends told me fidget spinners aren’t cool anymore. I still like mine, though. Well, you know what? If you think it’s cool, then it’s cool. You know what else is cool? What? Worrying about your dad. His brain swelled because he hit his head, but his skull can’t expand. That’s what prevents blood flow. I’ll take your word for that. And I know you know a lot about skulls and blood flow and everything, but you know what? I know a lot about people. What? Your dad is a tough customer, and he’s gonna fight like heck to get well. Dr. Ashford is still examining dad. We still don’t know anything yet. Oh, god. How am I gonna tell leo? How am I gonna explain this? Look. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves, okay? Although, it’s probably best for him not to see dad until he’s himself again. Until — what until? What if he’s never himself again? What if he just decides to stay eddie maine? Okay. That’s a bridge too far, olivia, okay? Let’s just concentrate on the present. Right?

[ Sobs ] Grandmother, will you, um, stay with olivia? I’d like to go find leo and dante. -Of course. -Tell them that dad is awake. Thank you. And take it easy on her, okay? She needs our sympathy, not “snap out of it.” Is that how you see me? That’s how I just saw you in the icu room, yes. Look, I know you’re as scared as we all are, and it’s just how you react, but she needs our support, and you need to step up. Oh, god. What — what if this is just like jason? W-what if he just — what if he just never comes back to us?

[ Sobs ] There, there. I heard you were, uh, staying with josslyn over the summer because the dorms were closed? Yeah. Mm-hmm. How’s that going? Whoa. Hey. No agenda. No agenda. I was just curious, is all. Um, josslyn and her mom have been really generous about letting me stay with them while I figure things out. Sometimes you need space. I get that. But my mom doesn’T. Your mom gets it more than you think. She’s just trying to respect your boundaries. Portia can’t help it that she misses you. You are her world. Curtis kissed jordan? How do you even know that? Did you see them? No. Nothing like that. Jordan told me. So yesterday at the bar, jordan told you, a complete stranger, that she kissed her ex-husband. Is that what you’re telling me? No.

[ Chuckles ] Then you overheard her. I mean, she could have been talking about a different ex. Portia. Just trust me. I know. Well, how can I trust you when I don’t have the whole story, zeke? I-I promised that I wouldn’T. Promised who?! Jordan. We spent the night together.

[ Groans ]

[ Zeke stammers ] J-jordan made it very clear that whatever happened between us wasn’t serious and how she was still hung up on her ex. She said that they kissed once but it was over. Yeah, but she could have been talking about a different ex. It’s not like she hasn’t had past relationships. Come on! It was her ex-husband. It was curtis. I’m sorry. I wish it weren’t true but I had to tell you. Didn’t I?

Leo.Want to see your dad? Okay. We’ll let you guys know if anything changes, alright? Dad’s awake. That’s great. Oh, hey. You see that, buddy? Your dad’s awake. Can I see him? You know what? Not — not yet, kiddo. He’s a little confused. Con– what do you mean, confused? Oh, dr. Ashford said that it’s not uncommon with a head injury.

[Voice breaking] He’s, um — he’s examining him now. He’s just… hey. Uh, y-you know what, buddy, let’s go see mom. I bet you she could use a hug from her two boys, huh? -Okay. -Okay? I’ll catch up with you later. Dante: Okay. What’s the matter with ned? Oh, uncle sonny. What happened? Dad’s awake, but, um… he’s different. Different? How is he different? Yeah. You know, he’s not gonna come back to normal right away, I mean, after a hit like that.Yeah, sonny’s right. Brook lynn, you just — you just have to give him time. You don’t understand. He doesn’t know who he is. He says he’s eddie maine. -Hi, mom! -Oh, hi, honey! Dante says you need a hug. Yes, I sure do. Dante, too. Oh, yeah, okay. -Yeah. Absolutely. -The doctor’s in with ned. Yeah, uh, we ran into brook lynn. She said he woke up, but he’s — what? He’s confused? That’s putting it mildly. Hey. Dr. Ashford. How — how is ned? He doesn’t appear to be suffering from any physical deficits. There’s no loss of coordination, he’s not slurring his words, and his motor functions and reflexes are normal. Okay. Well, that’s — that’s good. That’s good, right? However, he is experiencing some cognitive symptoms such as combative behavior and profound confusion.

[ Monitor beeping ] Dad? Uh, I don’t mean to be rude, kid… but I’m no one’s dad. I miss my mom, too, but it’s complicated. I get that. When is it not? Has my mom said anything to you? She didn’t have to. I saw how she lit up when you arrived. She was just glad I came to your birthday party. News flash, trina — your mom lights up when you’re around. She doesn’t need a reason. Always. Alright. Message received. And speaking of my mom, where is she? I need her advice about this art fellowship that I’m thinking about applying for. Sounds promising. Don’t get too excited. It’s super boring. Boring progress is still progress. Last time I saw your mom, she was headed toward the restaurant. Think we should join her? -Hey. -Hi. So, I just ran into laura collins. And…? And I tried to convince her to not go to a war zone to look for dead nikolas. Did — did she listen to you? I don’t know. I — I didn’t do such a great job. I-I did the best I could. Maybe she’ll reconsider. Maybe? Yeah, maybe.Well, that’s not good enough. We have to stop her — no “maybes” about it! Right? Okay. One calamity at a time. I see you got out of sonny’s okay, in one piece. Yeah. Pilar. She’s the girls’ nanny. She walked in. But I — I covered. Maybe. I thought there were no “maybes.” What does it matter anyway? There’s no way I’m gonna be able to get into sonny’s home office, and that’s the only place he would keep anything having to do with pikeman. Well, may–

perhaps… there’s another way into sonny’s office. Yeah? Well, I’m not crawling through any air shaft. Did I say anything about you?

[ Knock on door ] Yes. What is it? Do you have a minute? Of course. Come in. Great. I won’t take much of your time. I, uh, need a favor. Anything for you. What do you need? Your resignation. I’m so sorry. I never wanted to hurt you.

[ Scoffs ] To think curtis kept trying to act like — zeke, it’s — it’s — it’s enough. Yeah. I appreciate what you’re trying to do, but consider your involvement in my marriage over. I need to talk to curtis. Well, don’t look now. Here’s your chance.

[ Curtis and trina laughing ] Hey. Hey. How are you guys doing? Uh, I wanted to talk to you about next fall, but then I’ll probably head out. Sounds good. Mom? Hm? You okay? Zeke: Trina! I won’t let you leave until I have had a chance to hang out with you poolside. What do you say? You’re on. Alright. Let’s go. Hey. See ya. Curtis: Have fun. Zeke: Curtis. My man. You know, I just had the best conversation with trina. Did you kiss jordan?

Mom had the bestcannonball when she was a kid. Better than mine, no matter how much I worked on it. But then I saw you make your first cannonball, and I was like, “what?!” You made even more of a splash than portia!

[ Laughs ] Ohh. Uncle zeke, what’s going on between my mom and curtis? What do you mean? My mom looked really upset. I shouldn’t have left her. I-I’m going back to the restaurant. Uh, trina. Don’T. Uncle zeke. What aren’t you telling me? Curtis: Yes, I kissed jordan. It was just one kiss a few weeks ago. I should have told you. And I’m sorry. A few weeks ago? That’s when we started talking again. That’s when you moved back in to the house. I don’t want to make excuses, but our marriage was hanging in the balance. I was confused. I ran into jordan. And it just happened. So jordan just kissed you out of nowhere? No, it was mutual. But…portia. Jordan — [ Sighs ] Jordan made me realize how much I want to give our marriage a second chance. Oh, my goodness. Lucky me. Oh, wait. No. Let me send her a card and thank her. That came out wrong. What I meant — I know exactly what you meant. I didn’t — I didn’t want to hurt you. And that’s why you didn’t tell me. Not when things were still so… fragile between us. Were you ever gonna tell me? Laura, if I’ve done anything to offend you… jordan, I want you to resign as commissioner of police so that you are free to serve as the acting deputy mayor of port charles. I need somebody I can trust, you know, and somebody who knows how government works. And, well, to be perfectly honest, there isn’t anyone who even comes a little bit close. So you have to accept.

[ Exhales sharply ] Now, listen, you will be responsible to find your replacement, and I’m going to need you to do that immediately, because I’m leaving. Leaving? Hence the urgency.

[ Sighs ] Laura, I’m honored. And please know I will do anything to support you. But I’m not the right person for the job. I’m sorry, but… I have to turn you down. Eddie maine? That was ned’s stage name when he sang for l&b records back in the day. Yeah, but now he thinks that’s actually who he is. Eddie maine doesn’t have a wife or kids or any family at all. You mean y-your father lost his memory? Not exactly. He remembers certain details about his life, although he doesn’t remember what happened yesterday. Uh, so h-he doesn’t remember his fall? Not even the pool. Anyways, I got to go meet up with my family. Thanks so much for the shoulder to cry on. Yeah, anytime. Leave it to ned to cause this mess. Now brook lynn has the weight of her family on her shoulders. You’re right. When I think about everything that the quartermaines are going through, my problems don’t seem so bad. So you mean I don’t have to keep putting my neck on the line? Well, that’s great. But will your cousin go for it? Mason seemed pretty keen on me being the one to get close to sonny. I think mason is nothing if not pragmatic, and I don’t think he cares as long as he gets results. Okay. Well, how do we find this mystery person? Is it you? Really? Are you gonna start making house calls over there? Oh. Yeah. No. That — [ Chuckles ] I think that it might be time for a new nanny. Now, that’s not a bad idea. Nanny has open access. She’s there when sonny isn’T. His goons don’t keep tabs on her. Right, and it might be a really good idea to get rid of pilar because you said she was suspicious of you just now, so… she’s never liked me very much. But she’s extremely loyal to sonny, and s-she won’t quit. Who said anything about her quitting? Well, then how do we replace her? You have to get sonny to fire her. As your mom and miss quartermaine know, ned is calling himself eddie maine. -Right. -Is that name familiar to you? -Yeah, it was his stage name. -Ned was an actor? No! Small mercies. He was on tour with a rock band. But not recently? No. No. It wasn’t — since, what, the ’90s? Then both the memory impairment and changes to his personality indicate that ned is suffering from a traumatic brain injury. Didn’t we know that already? Well, I’m trying to ascertain the full extent of his injury and what part of his brain has been affected. Because no two brains are alike, no two injuries are the same. I’ll try to arrive at a specific diagnosis, but you should prepare yourselves. Finding prognosis for a full recovery will be challenging. Dante: Okay. Personality changes, memory and judgment deficits, lack of impulse control. They’re all common side effects… and they may be with your husband for a while. Didn’t leo come up with you? Yeah, he’s right — well — I know you’re not my biological dad. Julian is. But you adopted me. Doesn’t sound like something I’d do. But you did. Leo. Uh, let’s go. Dad’s not feeling well. He’s got to rest. Okay? For the last time, I am not his dad! Or yours!

Olivia, leo was with dad. -Oh, god. For how long? -Long enough. -Okay. I got to find him. God knows what ned said to him. You know what? I’ll go. You might just make him worse. Why don’t you guys stay here? I’ll go look for him. No. Stop, all of you. I’ll go look for my grandson. You listen to the doctor. So, there was something you were gonna tell me or not tell me. You’re gonna tell me, right? Yeah. Oh, okay. Um… I — I-I’m an idiot. I was trying this new, um, facial clay mask from deception and… and I took off my engagement ring and I put it on the sink. And, well, to make a long story short, the clay mask, it got in my eye and I couldn’t see anything, so I-I just — I was trying to find a hand towel and I accidentally dropped my ring — beautiful ring — down the drain. I feel terrible. Did you call the plumber to check the pipe? What? The drain pipe. Never mind. Look. I’ll call my guy. He’ll find the ring. Yes, that’s a possibility. The ring’s not a problem. You know what the problem is? I’ll tell you what the problem is. I’m concerned about you and how you’re acting. You are turning me down? Why? Laura, I’m a cop, not a politician. I’m not qualified to be a deputy mayor. I think you’re selling yourself short. Oh, come on, now. Police commissioner and deputy mayor are both civil servants, and you’ve been serving as a police commissioner for 10 years now, so come on. You know how the town works. You know about all the different power systems that are in place here. And if I learned anything from eileen ashby, it’s that political savvy means absolutely nothing if the trust isn’t there. And I trust you. I trust you more than anyone. Thank you. So how can you refuse? I mean, really. You have risen to the highest rank that the pcpd has. Aren’t you ready for a new challenge? Uncle zeke, what’s going on with mom? Your mother will let you know when she is ready. Mnh-mnh. Not good enough. Gonna have to be, trina. I know you’d do anything for her, but this is between your mom and curtis. I’ll hang back. For now. You always were your mom’s little defender. What’s that supposed to mean? Oh, no one would dare upset your mom. Otherwise, they’d get a kick in the shins from…

[ Chuckles ] I wasn’t that bad. Ah, it wasn’t bad. It was amazing. But it also wasn’t one-sided. Your mom was an expert shin kicker if she felt like someone was gonna hurt her little girl. So the two of you have quite the bond, and it’s good to see you all fired up and protective. It gives me hope that that bond is still there. Doesn’t mean I’m not still angry at my mom for lying to me. When I was younger, she and I were honest about everything. At least I thought. But you’re right. My mom may have disappointed me, but I’ll always love her. And if anything — if anything happens to her, I’d be at her side. I don’t have a good explanation. This is unbelievable. I mean, all of this talk about honesty and openness, but you had no trouble, no problem not sharing this with me. You can’t compare this one transgression, kissing jordan one time, to your 20 years of lying about trina’s paternity. Oh. O-okay. So wait. That gives you a lifetime pass? Is that what you’re telling me? Curtis, I deserve to know the truth. We’re married. I don’t understand what happened. I was in rough shape, okay? I started talking to jordan. We had been hanging out for a — for a while. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on a second. You said — you said it was one kiss. And now you’re making it sound like it was more than that. Honey, it was nothing more than that. But you were thinking about her and you sought her out. That’s what you did. It wasn’t like that. You were confiding in her, a-and she comforted you, right? Only because we have history and — that’s all it is, is history. Really? Because, to me, it sounds real current. And we both know that jordan has been harboring feelings for you. I just never knew that you felt the same way. Tracy:

There you are! You’re quite the runner, aren’t you? Why did my dad say he wasn’t my dad? Technically, he’s not. That’s what I said. But then he said he never adopted me. Leo, what do you know about me? You’re mean.

[ Laughs ] Maybe. But I’m direct. And I’m gonna tell you the truth. So, your dad fell… and he hit his head so hard that he’s confused. He’s so confused, he doesn’t recognize his family. That hurts my feelings. I imagine it hurts yours, too. But I know that somewhere deep inside, your dad knows exactly who we are. He just can’t remember it right now. But he knows it. Because the man in that bed, he is your dad. He will always be your dad. Got it? Mm-hmm. -Do you have any questions? -Just one. When will I get my husband back? Ned needs to be seen by a neurologist and psychiatrist, and they’ll have recommendations for how to proceed. Until then, we won’t know with any certainty when ned will recover. But it’s not like he’s gonna be eddie maine forever. We’ll do everything possible to treat him, but it’s too soon to tell. This is just crazy. Okay. This is crazy! I’m sorry. I wish I could do more. It’s okay, tj.

[ Sobs ] In the meantime, I’ll call in the additional specialists I mentioned, and we’ll determine a course of treatment. Okay. Thank you.

I can’t get pilar fired. She’s been working for sonny for years. Avery loves her. Okay, but will avery love pilar more than… ava, who’s dead and gone, thank you, cousin mason? I’m just saying. Who is she gonna turn to? Nina? Carly? Alright! Alright. Point taken. Pilar’s out. You can get this done? In my sleep. I don’t know what to say. Say “yes.” I need you by my side. The city of port charles needs you. I said I would do anything for you, and I meant it. So I accept. Welcome aboard, deputy mayor ashford.

[ Chuckles ] You like the sound of that? I do.

[ Both laugh ] I always knew you’d stand up for your mom, but it’s good to hear you say it. You’re not the first person to make the case for my mom. Not even the first person today. Curtis went out of his way to tell me how much my mom missed me. Uncle zeke, what aren’t you telling me? Maybe you should keep your distance. From who? From curtis. Jordan is my past. You are my future. I want to be with you. I want to believe you. Please. Please, honey, don’t give up on us. Not when we’re so close to finding our way back to each other. I wish it was that simple. I just — I can’t be here. I can’t be here right now. You’re concerned about me? You had me thinking the worst, like… you know, like you were gonna tell me something terrible. What you tell me is that you lost your engagement ring. Y-you think I care about that? Well, sonny, it’s my engagement ring that I love, and it’s — you know, it’s beautiful. It’s expensive. It’s a piece of jewelry. As long as I’m with you, I — that’s all I care about. This is fun.

[ Chuckles ] Ohh! Did I break it? I can get you another one! It drops all the time. See? It’s okay. So it is. Olivia: What if ned comes back to us? Dante: He will. But y-you heard what dr. Ashford said. Okay, tj is just doing his job, mom, letting you know possible outcomes, okay? So let’s wait for the neurologist to get in here, the psychiatrist to get in here, and see what happens. Okay. Okay? Give it some time. Okay? Okay. Thanks, honey. It’s gonna be okay.

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Mr. Ashford. I hope that it’s alright that I’m here. I’ll say this. Your young man doesn’t shrink from a challenge. Yeah, he puts up a good front. He believes in never letting them see you sweat. But right now, I’m guessing he’s sweating. What do you mean marcus didn’t seem well? It’s okay. It’s okay. Like I said, someone was there to help him. He’s not alone. Someone who? Who was with him? Oh, there she is right now. Jordan! She’ll tell us how marcus is doing. What you got there, bud? “Photo ark insects” by joel sartore. He takes all the pictures. I got to meet him once. You did? Very cool. It was at a show of all of joel’s animal pictures. My mom and dad took me. My dad got hurt. He’s in the hospital.

[ Cellphone chimes ] Okay, well, either ned recovers and he gets the sec to drop the charges, or we fight it out in court. Hey. We would both be putting our freedom on the line, right? And we don’t have to do that. What do you mean? We both don’t have to go down for this, carly. Only one of us does. Okay. That would be me. I’m the one who invested heavily in aurora after you and michael warned me not to. My mistake. My consequences. I just got a call from church. Looks like they could have an opening in the fall. Nina.

Nina? I’m sor– oh, thank you. The fall. The we– thank you. The wedding. Right. Wedding. Right. Right. Uh, I’m so sorry. I just — I’ve been trying to busy myself with crimson work and… it seems like all I can think about is ned. He just hit his head. He’s gonna make a full recovery. Probably. And then maybe he’ll start telling everybody the truth. To 50 years with my best friend and my soulmate.

I’m not gonna let you do prison time, carly. Unfortunately, it’s not up to you. Taking responsibility for your mistakes — I’m all for that. I think it’s absolutely fantastic. But just think about this for a second. What about donna? What about your grandkids and joss and michael and willow, who’s still recovering, and your mom? They all need you. You are — you’re the heart. You are the center of this family. I know putting them through a long trial wouldn’t be right. Okay. Then let me help you. How? By offering myself up. I’m gonna plead guilty. There’s nothing like a brush with death to shift your priorities. But who knows? Maybe ned will wake up and he’ll say that he tipped off the sec. Or maybe it wasn’t him. I don’T… oh, you’re doubting that ned tipped off the sec now? He gave me an impassioned plea telling me he didn’t do it. So I’m starting to wonder, maybe there was somebody else that had — that, you know, wants leverage against me. But you know what? We shouldn’t be worried about this right now. We have a church to book.

[ Chuckling ] Yeah. You still want to do this, right? Oh, more than anything. If I marry you, sonny, I will be the luckiest woman alive. You just said “if.” Is there a question? I heard your dad had an accident. You must be really worried, huh? Granny tracy says we’re going to visit him. Yeah, well, that’s a good thing, right? He won’t even know I’m there. Granny tracy says he’s unconscious. That’s like asleep, but you can’t wake up. Okay. Fair point. But, I mean, your mom would like to see you, right? I don’t want to go. I get that. You want to know how I get over things that I’m scared to do? How? I talk it out with my friends. And you and me — we’re buddies, right? So, why don’t you tell me why you don’t want to go? I don’t want to see my dad like that. What if he doesn’t wake up? You’ve met jordan? You know her, too? Hi there. Hi. Hi!

[ Chuckles nervously ] I was just gonna introduce you to my sister, but it seems the two of you are already acquainted. Yes, of — of course. Hi. How are you, portia? I’m good. I’m so good. How are you? I was telling portia that I saw you help taggert onto the elevator and he seemed a bit unsteady. Yeah. Is — is marcus — is he doing okay? He’s fine. Felt a bit unwell, but there’s nothing to worry about. Good. Good. Thank you for talking to him for me. So… how do you two know each other? Oh, wow. It’s called

jammin’ at the savoy. It seemed appropriate. That’s a romare bearden print. This is not just a print. Signed by the artist? Limited edition. It’s a gorgeous piece. Some of the best jazz musicians in the world played at the savoy in harlem. Spencer, thank you. You can believe this will have a permanent spot at the savoy.

[ Clears throat ] In port charles. I should be thanking you, sir, for saving me and my brother in greenland. No thank-you necessary. I had a reason for being there. Trina was at the top of that list. But I do know how important you are to her. She’s very important to me too, sir. I hope that you believe that. Well, aren’t you the diplomat? That was, uh, very kind, son. You know, I-I just want my daughter to be happy. It doesn’t mean I’m not gonna keep my eye on him. Your gift was incredible and so thoughtful. I was aiming for good enough to not get thrown out. Then you exceeded your goal. And since you’re into making folks so happy, I have a request. Oh? I await instructions. Go ask if you could switch the playlist. I think you meant to say “when” we get — when! Of course.

When we get married. Yeah.

[ Knock on door ] Come in! Thank you. Hi. Hi. So, is, uh, avery ready? You know, avery and donna have been playing with wedding fabrics all morning. Oh. So you’re gonna have to pry them away. Out like a light, collapsed on a mountain of chiffon. It’s — it’s organza. Well, it doesn’t matter ’cause you can put burlap on, and you’d still be the most beautiful bride in the world. Thank you.

[ Chuckles ] Okay, well, should I — should I wait in the hall?

[ Chuckles ]

[ Cellphone ringing ] Oh. Dante. What’s going on? They’re waking ned up now.

Okay. Now, please explain to me again why sonny went rushing off to the hospital. He doesn’t even like ned. Well, ava, it’s olivia. Dante called to reach out for some support. And also, I think sonny feels a little guilty. What — guilty for what? Accusing ned, because now all of a sudden, he’s not convinced that ned is the one who made that call to the sec. Oh. Well, still, sonny has no reason to suspect you. You just need to keep cool, keep quiet. Luckily, I’m the only one who knows the truth. Well, you, my attorney, martin gray. And now ned quartermaine knows the truth, too. Ugh. That’s no good. Too beggy.

[ Sighs ]

[ Keypad clicking ] Gladys, what’s g– I know it’s scary when someone you love is sick or hurt. But my adopted mom used to tell me that love is the most powerful medicine. And your dad — he loves you so much. I’m sure that he’s trying his best to get better for you. Well, my biological dad loved me. But it didn’t help him. He’s dead. Yeah. I’m sorry, leo. I bet you miss him a lot. No. I barely remember him. Well, ned has the best doctors taking care of him. And you won’t be alone, you know? You’ll have your mom, your stepsister, your granny, and all your friends. Like you?

[ Chuckles ] You bet. I’m not going anywhere. Leo, we’ve been looking everywhere for you. It’s time to go see your dad. Let’s go. Oof! You smell like horses. I like that smell. Yeah, well, go clean up. Um, I mean, you want to look nice for your dad, right? I guess. You know what? Besides, you need to put your book back in your room. You don’t want it to get all dirty and messed up down here, right? Right. I have to keep it safe. Bye! Bye. I’ve found leo responds better to gentle suggestions. Oh. You’re telling me about my grandson? I…met jordan last night at the pool. After you blew me off, I had to make alternate plans. Oh. Well, if you’ve met zeke, then he probably pinned you down for hours. Uh —

[ Coughs, clears throat ] Excuse me? Zeke is quite — he’s quite gregarious. Aren’t you, sweetie?

[ Laughs ] When he would come home from school, his report card would always say that he talked too much. He would go on and on and on and on and just keep talking. You probably found that out firsthand, huh? Yeah, well, he is certainly, uh, good company. Mm. Good afternoon, dr. Robinson. Commissioner ashford. Hey. Hello, spencer. Oh, I don’t know if you have met my — my baby brother, ezekiel robinson. Of course we did. Yes, of course. At your wedding. It’s good to see you again. You too. Alright, well, if you’ll excuse me, I’ll see you all outside. Yeah? Okay. Ugh! Of course trina invited spencer to the party. Of course she did. Party? Yes. It’s a party for curtis, actually. Oh. Oh, yes. Uh, that’s right. Today is his birthday. Stella reserved some space for us at the pool. You’re more than welcome to join us. If you’ll excuse me, please. Is there something you want to tell me? You called trina your daughter a moment ago. How did that feel? Well… I’m still wrapping my brain around everything, but, um…it felt good. Feels good.

[ Laughs ] It just warms my heart to hear it. To know you have not just a child, but that child. Yeah. Trina’s a remarkable young woman. And I thought so even before I had an inkling she was your daughter. Well, we haven’t discussed labels yet. So, for now, I’m still “curtis.” But I’m cool with that, you know? I’m just gonna follow her lead. You called me by my first name when I first returned. You know that? Didn’t change how I felt about you, or the fact that we’re family. Family. Yeah. I like the sound of that.

[ Laughs ] Mission accomplished, m’lady. Thank you. Trina. Spencer. Hey. Hey. I ran into spencer at the restaurant, and I reintroduced him to your uncle zeke. Oh! Cool. Thank you. Yeah. He seems like a good guy. Yes. Yeah, yeah. I’m so glad that you can make it, spencer. Happy to be included. You’re just in time for the cake. I wasn’t sure if you were gonna make it. [ Chuckles ] I had to drop off esme and ace at esme’s new job. Ace is at daycare there. Co-parenting a baby. That’s a lot of responsibility for a young man. So many moving parts that you have to juggle. I am the police commissioner, zeke. Oh, well, good thing I don’t have any unpaid parking tickets, commissioner ashford. You know, it’s — it’s so funny. That’s such a familiar surname. Are you related to…? Yes. I am curtis’s ex-wife.

spencer’s actually doing a really good job of balancing all of his responsibilities. I’m really proud of him. I’m just acknowledging that caring for a baby can be all-consuming, trina.

[ Chuckles ] You’re absolutely right. If you had told me a year ago that I would know how to comfort a colicky child, I would have laughed in your face. It’s certainly a big challenge. And my father wasn’t up to it, so I’ve assumed the responsibility. But, yes, you’re correct. It’s a big commitment. Which makes it all the more impressive that spencer

is stepping up. Yes, absolutely. What you’re doing, it’s — it’s admirable. But do me a favor a-and enjoy your youth while you can.

[ Chuckles ] Balancing friends and activities you know, while you’re caring for a little one, it can be — it can be quite exhausting. No matter what your intentions are. I’ll do my best. But one thing is for sure — that I’ll always make time for trina. And why is it you refuse to let me put candles on your cake? Because, aunt stella, candles are for kids. And besides, everything i would wish for… it’s already coming true. Not everything. Zeke: Did you know who I was when we met? Would I have confessed so much if I had? How was I supposed to know you were related to portia? So — so, wait a minute. The — the ex who you kissed, who went back to his wife… yeah. I, uh, realize this is an awkward position we’re in. Awkward po– yeah, awkward for you, but this is excruciating for me. My sister’s finally hopeful again. And now I’m sitting on information that could ruin everything? Okay. Nothing has to be ruined. Portia never has to know. What? Are you suggesting that I keep this from her? That kiss happened in a moment out of time. And that time is over, so let it go. I have. Okay, why don’t we start over?

[ Chuckles ] I’m cody. Oh, I know who you are. The question is, do you know who I am? I’m tracy quartermaine. I may not always be physically present, but I’m like the wind. I’m everywhere. And I know absolutely everything that’s going on in my family. And i definitely do not need to be brought up to speed by the hired help. And just to put you on notice, I will be counting the silverware. That’s not necessary. Why my family has a jewel thief in its employ is beyond me. You’d be gone the minute you got arrested. Normally, I would blame monica, but I understand that the only reason you’re still here is because you’ve got “mama q” wrapped around your little finger. And my son adores her. But that won’t help you with me. Leave him alone, granny. Uh… uh, you’re welcome. Nice to see you too, gladys.

[ Chuckling ] Sorry. Sorry. I wanted to make sure the screen wasn’t cracked. I’m such a butterfingers these days. Why are you so jumpy? Sasha’s meeting with a court-appointed shrink. I thought kevin collins was treating her. Yeah, but in order for her petition to be considered, the judge had to assign an “impartial medical practitioner.” Okay. What petition? What are you talking about? Sasha wants to sever the guardianship. Oh! That’s great. That’s great news. Right? Is it? I’ve instructed my lawyer to make a deal with the feds. Now, you’re not gonna get out of this unscathed, but you will stay out of prison. Call it off. It’s too late. He’s already proposed the deal, carly. Did the sec accept? My lawyer is very confident that they will. Now, you’re gonna have to pay a very big fine. I don’t care about the money. You’re standing here telling me you’re gonna go to prison instead of me. It’s very likely that I’m gonna spend some time behind bars, yes. I know you’re doing this for me and my family, but I’m not the only one with children. Scout has spent enough time away from you. Look, I — I hate the idea of me being away from scout again. Like, it kills me, believe me. But I know that scout is in a stable, loving home with sam and dante. This is a man that I like and I respect. If you go away, donna is with sonny. And nina. Ava: I can’t believe it. He — he overheard you with martin? Yes. And the second that ned wakes up, he is going to spill everything. No, no, no. Now, you don’t know that. Ava, I talked to ned before he had his accident, and he was determined to clear his name. And ned is not the only exposure I have. This so-called anonymous source isn’t so anonymous. Martin told me that the feds can uncover my identity. So, once sonny finds out that i am the cause of carly’s trouble, goodbye wedding, goodbye marriage, and goodbye love. And then willow… drew saved willow’s life. And carly is like… well, I was gonna say carly is like her second mother, but it’s more than that. Carly is willow’s mother by choice. And so when willow finds out that I am the one that turned in carly and drew, any chance that I have of forging a relationship with her is gone. Nina, nina, nina, come on, now. Just take a breath, okay? I just — I just wanted a little more time with sonny. I just wanted to be happy with him and be his fiancée just a little bit more. But ned is waking up. So that means… my time and my luck is running out. Well… maybe, but m-maybe not. I don’t want any more tricks, ava. Well, what I’m — what I’m proposing is — is, uh, more radical than any trick. If there’s any hope of salvaging things with sonny, there’s really only one thing to do. You have to go to him and tell him the truth.

Now.

You didn’t seem surprised when you found out that I was portia’s brother. I found out last night. I overheard portia introducing you as her brother. That’s why I texted you to meet up today. So, it wasn’t because you liked me and because of my sparkling conversation? I do like you. But this, it’s — it’s too messy. Last night shouldn’t have happened. So you regret sleeping with me. Got it.

[ Scoffs ] I think you know otherwise. But [Sighs] This whole situation is regrettable. And I’m pretty sure you feel your first loyalty is to portia. Which brings us back to your suggestion that I lie to her. Portia wants her marriage to work, right? And you just said that she was feeling hopeful again. So…why hurt what she and curtis are trying to rebuild? The best birthday gift that I can give you is space. I’m gonna move out, son. Pop, you don’t have to do that. I know I don’t have to, but i want to. I’m better now. I’m more confident. Picking up gigs here, there, everywhere. I got a nest egg saved.I can afford my own place. Dad, it’s great that you got — curtis, let your father finish before you try talking him out of it. Thank you, stella. Well, clearly auntie’s on your side. Ain’t no side, no right side here. The best thing you could do is focus on your marriage and your daughter. Spencer, I’m trying to be more forthright these days, so I need to tell you something. Okay. I know you have the best intentions where your baby brother is concerned, but I also know that you’re not the primary caregiver. What if the charges against esme are reinstated and all of that responsibility falls on you? Spencer: My uncle may have falsified this evidence. “May have falsified.” Probably falsified. In fact, I would be shocked if he didn’t falsify it. Okay. Tell me — tell me why you think that. Because a few months ago, I asked him for help getting custody of ace.

[ Cellphone ringing ] I’m sorry. This could be about ace. If you’ll excuse me. Hello? You don’t have to say it. I know you disapprove. I’m just trying to do what’s best for you, trina. I know. Did this whole family lose their mind while I was absent? After cody was charged with stealing the bracelet, dad did want to fire him, and I was the one who convinced him not to.

[ Laughing ] Oh! Really, brook lynn? The singing detective wasn’t enough? You needed a little cowboy as backup? No, it’s not like that. Cody’s really good with leo. Mm. All the more reason to get rid of the criminal. That’s accused criminal. Nothing’s been proven yet. Grandmother, ever since leo was diagnosed with being on the spectrum, it’s very important that he has people who accept him and understand him. That’s what his family’s for. Leo also needs consistency and routine. Look, I’d put money on it that dad being in the hospital is really messing with leo’s head. Don’t you get it? If you fire cody, you’re just gonna upend leo even more. You really want dad to have to clean up the mess you made with him recovering? Ooh, you are walking on thin ice, missy. So be it. I would do anything for leo. Alright. Owing to my deep and abiding love of this family, I will table this discussion for now. But while ned is recovering, we will very slowly and gently change leo’s routine. Take the time to find other employment ’cause the minute ned is better, you’re gone, pony boy. Huh. So, that’s my grandmother. You know, I never had a grandma. After meeting yours, I’m damn glad I didn’T.

[ Chuckles ] Ava, we have talked about this. If I tell sonny the truth, it’s over. He will never forgive me. I mean, he might. If you get out in front of it before he hears it from ned. I mean, there’s a chance that he could forgive you. Really. M-maybe not right away, but he’ll definitely appreciate you coming clean. But you have to get to the hospital before ned wakes up. If you don’t, you can kiss your life with sonny goodbye. Nina? Oh, so that’s it, huh? You’re just giving up? I — I have the feeling that today will be the end of my engagement, so I want to make it a little easy for sonny and leave the ring there. It’s time for me to… start letting go. Oh, honey. Can you stay with the girls? You don’t even have to ask.

[ Door closes ] Sasha’s feeling better, doing better ending the guardianship is a good thing.

[ Scoffs ] In theory. Is there something that you’re not telling me right now? ‘Cause if there is, you need to spit it out. I-I don’t think she’s ready, okay? That is up to sasha and the judge to decide. Not you, gladys. It’s too soon. What if she has a relapse? What — what would happen to her business? Her reputation? Sonny, if sasha does this right now, it could ruin her life. We have to protect sasha. Y-you can’t let this happen.

Of course I want to protect sasha. And you still haven’t given me reason to think she can’t handle her life. She did well on that tv show, didn’t she? Huh? When she was under pressure in the whole thing. What? What? Okay. Oh, well, we got lucky. But you know how it is with mental health and her state of mind. I mean, are those struggles ever truly over? We are two different people with different circumstances. Yes, we have overcome a lot. And we’ve gotten help. But sasha has handled the guardianship with dignity. She’s gonna be okay. I want my daughter-in-law to be healthy and independent some day. Gladys — I just don’t want her making a hasty decision.

Gladys. That is up to the judge.

[ Sighs heavily ] But sasha respects you. She will listen to you. Sonny, will you talk to her? Please convince her to give this arrangement a little more time. I’m gonna leave you two to settle this. But as for my part, I think marshall’s making good sense, baby. Pop, portia and I told you, you always have a home with us. And that won’t change, will it? This is addition by subtraction. By my absence, I’m creating more room. You and portia work your lives out. Trina — she’s out of school now. She’s gonna eventually want to come home. I sure hope so. Take this time. Work on your family. ‘Cause this part of the family? It’s alright.

[ Chuckles softly ] Right? We good. Everything okay? No. Esmé called. The daycare provider is ill, so they’re shutting down for the day as a precaution. So I have to go pick him up. She can’t do it? No. She’s at work. Same with kevin and my grandmother. Look, I hate this, but… you got to go. Portia’s been through so much. I hope you’ll consider sparing her more pain. As for me? Well, thank you for being a true gentleman. I’m not sure which spencer cassadine I find more infuriating. The entitled brat or the “new version,” the responsible, aspiring parent.

[ Sighs ] But whichever one shows up, it doesn’t matter. I just don’t see how he can make trina a priority. So, what’s this about him wanting to be an aspiring parent? He’s trying to get custody of his baby brother, whose mother is his ex-girlfriend who tried to frame trina. Man. No wonder you’re not a fan of that family. Messy, right? There’s a lot going on.

[ Sighs ] I just don’t want trina involved with any of that stuff. And even though I do believe that spencer does care about trina, I just don’t think he can give her the attention that she deserves. No one can be a devoted partner when their focus is so split.

[ Scoffs ] Unfortunately, you met my grandmother on a bad day. Ah. Is this the part where you tell me that her bark’s worse than her bite? Oh, no, they’re both bad. But that’s tracy. She’ll stick the screws to you and come through for you in equal measure. Translation — she’s a quartermaine. You are learning.

[ Chuckles ] Hey, I’m really sorry about ned. I’ve been praying for you and your family. And if there’s anything more I can do, just let me know. Just keep supporting leo. Yeah. Uh, he’s taking it pretty hard. I caught him with his nose in a book earlier. Some pictures of insects. Yeah. Those joel sartore photo art books. He loves those. Yeah. Yeah, he said that his mom and dad took him to meet the photographer. Leo got pretty shaky when he was talking about ned’s accident. He knows that he’s unconscious. He’s really worried. Well, thank you for telling me. I’m glad he has you as a friend to count on. Well, I’m not doing much good if I go to jail, and it looks like my days are numbered. Let’s just wait it out. Really. I mean, I read somewhere that the statute of limitations on sec investigations is five years. Can you make it that long with a hold on your finances? You taking the rap for me can’t be our only option, drew. It can’T. Carly, this is my choice. I don’t want you feeling guilty about this. It’s not just guilt. It’s heartbreak. I can’t stand the thought of losing you.

Miss henry, I’m so sorry. I have to leave. Oh, well, thank you for coming. Thank you for having me. And thank you for coming. You earned major points with that gift. Well, I like your family. They’re good people. I’m not going anywhere. Except for daycare. Pop, I appreciate your offer to move out. But this isn’t settled. No, look, look. I’m not talking about going far away. Those days are over, son. But you and portia — you bought that home for your shared future. And from where I stand, that future looks like it’s possible again. Trina’s sharp. She realizes spencer’s life is complicated. She should see the patterns. She shouldn’t have to compromise. She shouldn’t have to come in second place in her boyfriend’s life. Both you and trina deserve better. Me? Look, don’t be mad at curtis for how he behaved on my wedding night, okay? I mean, there was a lot going on. No, no, no, no. My issue with curtis is how he’s behaved since the wedding. I’ll talk to sasha. But I’m not gonna, you know, convince her of anything. I’ll let her decide what’s best.

[ Sighs ] And if she doesn’t know what that is? I trust sasha, and you should too, gladys.

[ Sighs ] What are you doing here? Are the girls okay? Uh, yeah. Ava’s with the girls. I — I had to see you. What’s wrong?

[ Sighs ] Where’s your ring? Okay, austin, sonny is gone and the girls are asleep, so I have his apartment to myself until the nanny gets here, which could be any moment. So I have to be quick. If you were incriminating information that mason wants, where would you hide? Does your case really look that bad? No one can disprove gladys’ claim that I stole that bracelet. Well, hang in there, okay? You have the full support of my entire family. Granny aside, we’d hate to lose you. You mean leo would. No. We’d all miss you. We’ve all gotten used to having you around, especially leo. Look, I’ll work on my grandmother. You’ll always have a home here, okay?

[ Footsteps approaching ] Are you coming or what? That’s my cue.

[ Chuckles ] Bye, cody! I’ll see you, bud. Hey. You got this. Okay. Let’s do it.

[ Imitates slide whistle ]

[ Chuckling ] Let’s go, leo. Bye. Come on. You’re not gonna lose me. Carly, no matter what, no matter where I am, if I’m in prison, anywhere, I’m still yours. But I want you to know that — that I understand if you don’t want to wait for me. That’s not gonna happen because none of this is gonna happen. We’re not doing this. I have to do this. I have to do this for you. I don’t want you to do this for me! I’m doing this for us.

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