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Christine: Danny Romalotti singing me a beautiful voicemail. I feel like the luckiest woman on the planet.

Danny: I know exactly who the luckiest person is at this table, and it is definitely not you.

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Heather: Lily, welcome home.

Lily: You already said that, heather. Remember? I went to Danielā€™s apartment and walked in on your warm, little, fuzzy family moment?

Heather: Yes, yeah, yeah, ofā€“ ofā€“ of course.

Lily: Right.

Heather: Um, I just wanted to say that Iā€™m really glad that Mattie is doing better, andā€“ and it must have been so nice.

Lily: Okay, heather, Iā€™mā€“ Iā€™mā€“ Iā€™m notā€“ Iā€™m not doing this with you. Okay? I donā€™t wanna hear your ā€œwhat do you mean?ā€ Act. All right? I left town, you got what you wanted, so good for you. Congratulations. I have nothing to say to you.

Heather: Lily, I swear to you, there wasā€“ there was absolutely nothing, and by nothing, I mean zero premeditated about what happened between Daniel and I, and Iā€“ I never, ever intended to hurt you.

Lily: I know you never intended to hurt me, heather. Do you wanna know why? Because you didnā€™t think about me at all. I was not a consideration to you.

Heather: But thatā€™s not true.

Lily: And do you really expect me to believe it wasnā€™t premeditated? I know that your feelings for daniel came back before I even left. You saw that he was the man that you wanted him to be. You saw that, and you wanted him back.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, March 20, 2024

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Claire: Yeah, itā€™s, um, still strange to me. Meeting all these relatives who Iā€™ve read so much about all these years, but getting to know them as people, not just news stories. Newmans for what they had, but at the same time, I wanted it all. things, but I like to imagine the family and the love. She only wanted me to see the ugly stuff. The fights and the crimes, the divorces. Anything messy or sordid. Thatā€™s what I was supposed to pay attention to, butā€¦ thereā€™s so much more to you. To all of you

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Claire: How long was I asleep for?

Victor: Too long. So, why donā€™t you get up? I guess the whole family is waiting for you.

Claire: The whole family?

Victor: Yeah.

Claire: Why? Why would they be waiting for me?

Victor: Well, do you even have to ask? I mean, youā€™ve done this hundreds of times, sweetheart.

Claire: Hundreds?

Victor: Yeah. Remember? We used to all have breakfast together and we put you in a little baby seat. There was a pancake on your plate. One little pancake.

Claire: Baby seat?

Victor: I have to go to the office. Stop by before I join you at breakfast, so Iā€™ll see you later. All right, eve?

Claire: Eve?

Victor: See you soon.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, March 19, 2024

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Adam: Connor, we talked about this, right? The ā€œcrazyā€ word? That is just the ocd talking. Because you, connor Newman, you are the greatest kid ever.

Connor: Whoā€™s crazy.

Adam: Buddyā€“

Connor: Call it what you want. Itā€™s still what it is.

Adam: Weā€™re gonna fix this, okay? And everything is gonna be okay. Can we get back to the room change for a second? Was somebody being a jerk to you? Was someone bullying you, Connor?

Connor: No, thatā€™s not it.

Connor: My room was 23. Two

Adam: Excuse me?

Connor: You like to gamble.

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Jordan: I wish you couldā€™ve shared that joy with your poor sponsor, seth. Heā€™s dead because of you.

Nikki: Heā€™s dead because of you! Because you are a serial killer.

Victoria: Itā€™s over. Youā€™ve lost. You can never hurt us again.

Jordan: What a pr

Nikki: I hope that pretty picture torments you for the r because the three of us are bound in love, in strength, something that you could never have any comprehension of. But at least youā€™ll have plenty of time to think about it, because you will be in prison forever.

Jordan: Oh. Oh, so victorā€™s not gonna keep me here and feed me spoiled food and the occasional rat?

Nikki: Lady, if I had my way, youā€™d never leave this hellhole, which quite literally was of your own making. So, I guess the next best thing is to know that you will slowly, oh, so slowly, rot away in your cell


 

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, March 15, 2024

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Kyle: Thanks for coming. It was nice to meet you. Weā€™ll be in touch. Well, I guess we can cross nanny contender number five off our list.

Summer: Honestly, I feel really bad for her. She was nice. She was well-qualified. Lovely with harrison.

Kyle: Even when he just sat there pouting and scowling at her.

Summer: When he bothered looking at her at all. I wish we knew when Linda was gonna come back. She and Harrison are such great buddies.

Kyle: Yeah, from what sheā€™d said about her motherā€™s surgery, it doesnā€™t sound like we can expect her back anytime soon.

Summer: So, what do we do? Just keep having the agency send us potential new nannies for harrison to be grumpy about? I mean, we both know what the actual problem is, since he keeps on saying the same thing after every interview.

Kyle: Why canā€™t mommy just come home?

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Adam: Sally spectra and Audra Charles alone together at the same table. Wow, this is a little, uhā€¦

Sally: Surprising?

Adam: I was gonna say scary, but okay, surprisingā€™s fine. I, uh, didnā€™t even know the two of you knew each other.

Sally: Weā€™ve met, but weā€™ve never really had a conversation.

Audra: Yeah, until now. And it turns out it was long overdue.

Adam: Yeah? Why is that?

Sally: Well, you wouldnā€™t believe how much Audra and i have in common


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, March 13, 2024

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Lucy: You know, prom is still months away, but I was just asked to be on the decorating committee, which is really cool because technically Iā€™m still the new girl. But I canā€™t be on the decorating committee and show up to prom without a date. And what if no one asks me? Speaking of asking, you know waylon marrs? Heā€™s the kid with the really great hair and heā€™s really smart. I mean, I wonder who heā€™s going to take, because I would be a pretty good date.

Daniel: Whoa!

Lucy: What?

Daniel: Hold on there. Waylon Marrs? Whoā€™s that?

Heather: You know Waylon, babe, the one with the, uh, really good hair.

Daniel: Mm. And are you dating this one with really good hair?

Lucy: Dad, if we were dating, then I would already have a date to prom, which I donā€™t.

Heather: She did mention that.

Daniel: Hmm. Well, you knowā€¦ I am going to expect to meet this child before you go anywhere with him.

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Devon: Actually, you know what? If Iā€™m being honest, it was kind of peaceful here with you gone.

Billy: Yeah? Is that right?

Devon: Yeah. No one was trying to change the name of the company. Or exert their power inappropriately. It was great.

Billy: Oh, thatā€™s funny. What about aunt Mamie?

Devon: What about aunt Mamie?

Billy: Amanda informed Jill of Mamieā€™s latest proposition. How she would like to split the company in two and keep it merged together in name only. I mean, if thatā€™s not an attempt at exerting inappropriate power, devon, I donā€™t know what is.

Devon: I think that was just a suggestion though, right?

Billy: Right. A suggestion. Like I suggested we add ā€œAbbottā€ to the company name. Except with you, devon, thereā€™s always this accusation that Iā€™m trying to orchestrate some sort of power grab. Which Iā€™m not. But I think itā€™s very clear that Mamie would love nothing more than to split this company into two.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, March 12, 2024

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Billy: Hi, itā€™s me again. Sorry to bug.

Phyllis: Thenā€“ then donā€™t.

[ Billy sighs ]

Billy: Yeah, I have to. For whatever reason, I have this unexplainable responsibility to want to cheer you up.

Phyllis: Well, youā€™re doing a bang-up job.

Billy: Clearly, thereā€™s something going on, soā€¦ what is it? I want to help.

Phyllis: Really? Why the sudden desire to want to help me? I mean, is this your one act of good karma for the week orā€¦

Billy: Hm. Hm. Thatā€™s actually interesting. Yeah. Yeah, maybe youā€™re right. Maybe it is. I had to leave Chelsea alone to deal with some challenges that Connor is going through up at school, and I didnā€™t want to come back, but she insisted that I come back. She said she wanted to spend some quality time with her son, and I feel guilty about that. So, yeah, you are the beneficiary of me wanting to feel useful today.

Phyllis: Lucky me.

Billy: Hm. You know, Iā€™m a pretty good talker, but Iā€™m actually a fantastic listener.

Phyllis: Billyā€¦

Billy: Ah. There you are.

Phyllis: I know youā€™re a good listener. I know that. Youā€™re not really hearing what Iā€™m saying.

Billy: Yeah. Thatā€™s probably true, but hey, are you okay?

Phyllis: I appreciate what youā€™re doing. Iā€™m sure, um, itā€™s coming from a good place. Andā€“ and also, Iā€“ Iā€™m sorry that Connor is going through something.

Billy: Thank you.

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Chance: First, though, is everything okay with Chelsea and Connor? You were kind of vague.

Billy: Yeah, Iā€™m not gonnaā€“ not gonna be cagey about it. Iā€™m just trying to respect their privacy.

Chance: Yeah, and I donā€™t want to pry, I just want to make sure theyā€™re okay.

Billy: I appreciate that. Everythingā€™s gonna be okay. Itā€™s just gonna be a process.

Chance: Understood.

Billy: So, fill me in. How did Nate and Devon react to my absence? Everyone behave?

Chance: Well, I donā€™t mean to be blunt, but nobody seemed to miss you.

[ Billy laughs ]

Billy: So much about not being blunt.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, March 14, 2024

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Nick: Nah, drinkā€™s not gonna happen for you. I feel like youā€™ve had plenty already.

Phyllis: Sometimes you just need to annihilate the darkness.

Nick: Really?

Phyllis: Mm-hmm.

Nick: Okay, Phyllis.

Phyllis: I had an epiphany. Do you want to hear it?

Nick: Sure.

Phyllis: Donā€™t try to change. Ever. Itā€™s a waste of time.

Nick: You know thatā€™s not true, Phyllis. Iā€™ve admired the way youā€™ve tried to change.

Phyllis: Itā€™s true. Oh, what good has it done? I mean, my kidsā€¦ still walk around me like theyā€™re walking on eggshells.

[ Sighs ] My friendsā€¦ I donā€™t even have any friends, thatā€™s for sure. And, uh, thenā€¦ I thought I really had a chance at happiness. That just blew up in my face. It was crushed underā€¦ the historyā€¦ that I have that I will never, ever escape from. So, why try?

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Nikki: Well, that is true, uh, to each other and to other people. Weā€™ve both been through a lot, but, um, we always managed to find our way back to each other. And I guess thatā€™s a testament to the devotion we have for one another and for our children, our grandchildren. Family is very important to us. You see, victor was raised in an orphanage.

Claire: I had read that, but Jordan said that that was just a phony publicity story manufactured by newman enterprises to counteract victorā€™s ruthless reputation.

Victor: Well, for his sake, I wish that were true, but he did grow up in an orphanage, and family was something that he always yearned for. And now that he has one, he makes damn sure that nothing will happen to any of us, including you.

Claire: Me? After everything I did?

Nikki: As far as heā€™s concerned, anyone with a drop of Newman blood is family, and he will love and protect them forever


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of March 18, 2024

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(to Stefan when he told him about where he could hide)
EJ: I hear Siberia is wonderful this time of year.

(to Stefan when he wanted to say goodbye to Gabi)
EJ: You walk in there now, youā€™ll be taken out feet first, but donā€™t worry. Iā€™ll gladly put the knife through Gabiā€™s heart on your behalf.

Stefan: You son of a b*tch.
EJ: Iā€™d hold back on the name calling especially since your life is in my hands.

(when Sloan gave Leo his check)
Leo: Fantastic. This isnā€™t going to bounce, is it?
Sloan: Have my checks ever bounced?
Leo: Thereā€™s a first time for everything.

Konstantin: You do want to be rich, donā€™t you?
Theresa: Who doesnā€™t?

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of March 11, 2024

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Wendy: You guys really saved my life. Mine and Trippā€™s.
John: All in a dayā€™s work.
Rafe: Hey. Thatā€™s my line.

(about Wendyā€™s flowers)
Wendy: Your Mom brought those.
Tripp: I got a muffin. You must rate.

Chanel: Mama. You look so much better.
Paulina: Normally I would be offended by that remark, but right now I will take it.

(to Tripp)
Sarah: They say that doctors are the worst patients, but you are in a league of your own.

(when Harris accused EJ of knowing where Stefan was)
EJ: I didnā€™t know one could develop brain damage after being shot in the chest. Youā€™re out of your mind.

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, March 8, 2024

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Ashley: How have i been acting?

Tucker: So civil. And admitting you were wrong about Paris. Trying to persuade Devon to give me another chance. Oh, yes. Seems you went a little too far with that one, didnā€™t you? Set off major alarm bells in Abbyā€™s head.

Ashley: Well, she doesnā€™t understand. Iā€™m sure she thinks that you set me up to pleading your case, and we know thatā€™s not what happened.

Tucker: Yeah, I told her that thereā€™s a possibility youā€™re setting me up for something, but she wasnā€™t having that, so she has officially put me on notice. Sheā€™ll be watching me, making sure I donā€™t hurt you again.

Ashley: How sweet.

Tucker: Yeah.

Ashley: How unnecessary.

Tucker: Yeah. Warned me to stay the hell away.

Ashley: Donā€™t you worry about Abby. Sheā€™s being overprotective, but she wonā€™t bother you anymore.

Tucker: What she is is confused. And frankly, so am I, by all these bizarre 180s of yours. If anybodyā€™s playing games here, itā€™s you.

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Ashley: How have i been acting?

Tucker: So civil. And admitting you were wrong about paris. Trying to persuade devon to give me another chance. Oh, yes. Seems you went a little too far with that one, didnā€™t you? Set off major alarm bells in abbyā€™s head.

Ashley: Well, she doesnā€™t understand. Iā€™m sure she thinks that you set me up to pleading your case, and we know thatā€™s not what happened.

Tucker: Yeah, I told her that thereā€™s a possibility youā€™re setting me up for something, but she wasnā€™t having that, so she has officially put me on notice. Sheā€™ll be watching me, making sure I donā€™t hurt you again.

Ashley: How sweet.

Tucker: Yeah.

Ashley: How unnecessary.

Tucker: Yeah. Warned me to stay the hell away.

Ashley: Donā€™t you worry about Abby. Sheā€™s being overprotective, but she wonā€™t bother you anymore.

Tucker: What she is is confused. And frankly, so am I, by all these bizarre 180s of yours. If anybodyā€™s playing games here, itā€™s you


 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, March 7, 2024

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Tucker: Iā€™m sorry, Abby. Iā€“ I really have no idea what youā€™re talking about.

Abby: We both know thatā€™s a lie.

Tucker: Itā€™s been pretty clear now for a while that things are over between your mother and me.

Abby: Clear to whom? I mean, itā€™s clear to me that youā€™re messing with her head. And thatā€™s disgusting. My mom has honestly loved you. Not just once, but twice. She defended you. My mom saw something in you that, letā€™s be honest, no one else has ever seen. And what, instead of realizing how lucky you were to have her, you kept pushing her over and over and over again until she lost part of herself. What, was that to make you feel more important, more powerful? And when she finally realized there was nothing to see in you, and she got the courage to leave, you started playing these games to what, punish her? Because you realized you didnā€™t deserve her?

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Claire: Um, at the hospital, thereā€™s this little girl, Nadia, andā€“ and sheā€“ did you ever see her? She would come to my room for story time.

Nikki: Uh, uh, Nadia, yeah. Go ahead.

Claire: Well, sheā€™s so smart and she loved the book that Victoria brought me about Greek mythology. Athena is her favoriteā€“ favorite goddess. Andā€“ and sheā€™s mine too. But youā€“ you probably know all this.

Nikki: It doesnā€™t matter. Keep going.

Claire: Okay. Um, Athena is Zeusā€™s favorite daughter. And one day, Nadia told me that she wanted to change her name to Athena so that she could be strong and brave and everyoneā€™s favorite.

Nikki: Smart girl.

Claire: Yeah. And when she said that, I, uh, I cried a little bit, not in a sad way, but in a way that felt like she had explained something in my heart that I didnā€™tā€“ I didnā€™t know was there. I realized that my whole life, Iā€“ I just wanted to be someoneā€™s favorite.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, March 6, 2024

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Abby: So, heā€™s cooking for you here and not at his place or your place? Yeah, I get it. He doesnā€™t want to be alone with you. He wants to be in public with witnesses.

Phyllis: Thatā€™s ridiculous.

[ Phyllis sighs ] Hey, um, whatā€™s going on with them?

Abby: Well, they paid.

Phyllis: But can we shoo them out or something?

Abby: No, look at them. Theyā€™re in love.

Phyllis: Well, I think they need to take it somewhere else.

Abby: No, Phyllis, donā€™t you dare.

Phyllis: I was gonna buy a drink for them somewhere else.

Abby: Please donā€™t make me change my mind about this

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Phyllis: What are you doing here?

Christine: Danny wanted me to come.

Phyllis: Oh. Okay, well, I donā€™t want you to be here. This is a private dinner. Just the two of us. So, you can go.

Christine: Thatā€™s not gonna happen.

Abby: Okay, well, Iā€™m gonna leave you to your evening. Um, try not to destroy anything.

Phyllis: Um, butā€¦ Iā€™m sorry, this dinner was just the two of us. It was a private dinner. Um, just to say goodbye before you go off on tour. I mean, god knows when Iā€™m gonna see you again, soā€¦

Christine: Never would be good.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, March 5, 2024

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Jordan: I donā€™t know what the hell youā€™re talking about. Maybe youā€™ve had one too many.

Seth: Oh, come on. You think a co an old professional drinker like me sloshed? Thatā€™s just another sign that youā€™re not who you say you are. Yeah, that and that little act of you throwing the drink in the bus car.

Jordan: I donā€™t have to listen to this.

Seth: You are despicable. Youā€™re not going anywhere.

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Mamie: Billy Abbott doesnā€™t belong here, Devon. You know that. I know it. I have no doubt that he is scheming how he can wrest more power from you. But you know what? He canā€™t help it. Itā€™s just the way that he thinks. Heā€™s always been a gambler at heart. Heā€™s always trying to figure out how he can get over on someone. How he can get the better hand.

Amanda: I donā€™t think itā€™s fair to say that Billyā€™s the one with power on his mind. Wow. This must be the famous Mamie Johnson. It is my honor to meet you. (Hamlet) itā€™s begginā€™!

Mamie: Ms. Sinclair.

Amanda: Please, call me Amanda.

Mamie: I can do that. I heard that you were visiting genoa city.

Amanda: Yeah, Jill asked me to come since she has other commitments.

Mamie: Oh, now, honey, you can be more straight with us than that. She sent you here to spy.


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of March 4, 2024

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(to Rafe)
Ava: This is not the day to mess with me. I am a mother whose son is missing.

Julie: You scared me to death.
Everett: Yeah, you give as good as you get.

(to Goldman about Harris being alive)
Clyde: Does this guy have a guardian angel or something?

(to Stefan)
EJ: You should rent out that space between your ears. You would net out a fortune.

(about EJā€™s deal)
Stefan: You have my word.
EJ: Your word is worthless, but your signature on a bonding contract is gold.

(to Roman when he said he talked Kate into running a marathon)
Lucas: How is she going to do that? She doesnā€™t wear sneakers.

(to Leo)
Sloan: You have been draining me dry for weeks. Cheap is not a word I would use to describe you.

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, March 4, 2024

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Adam: Iā€™m thinking burgers after this. What do you say?

Chelsea: Well, Iā€“ I donā€™t know. I think, um, I think pizza would be a better bet, right?

Adam: Okay. Well, we got one vote for pizza and one for burgers.

Billy: I like both. I abstain.

Chelsea: So, I guess we need a tie breaker.

Adam: Well, clearly itā€™s gonna come up to the big man. But before you decide, let me just say, burgers comes with milkshakes for dessert.

Chelsea: This is true. But cupcakes follow pizza. So, thatā€™s a solid choice.

Connor: Am I in trouble?

Adam: What?

Billy: Of course not.

Chelsea: Why would you think that, sweetheart?

Connor: Youā€™re all here at the same time. So, if Iā€™m not in trouble, then maybe youā€™re here because somethingā€™s really wrong with me

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Adam: Who are you trying to impress, Billy? Hm? The doctor? Connor? ā€˜Cause youā€™re not his parent. You donā€™t have any say in this.

Billy: Lighten up. Just relieve some of the tension, okay? Maybe put a smile on the kidā€™s face so heā€™s not walking in there thinking itā€™s all doom and gloom.

Adam: Youā€™re here for Chelsea. Iā€™m here from my son.

Billy: Yeah. And heā€™s nervous. Heā€™s afraid. And you sitting there all wound up ā€™cause Iā€™m here is not helping.

Adam: So in other words, you think you know better than me what he thinks and how he feels? Is that what youā€™re saying, Billy?

Billy: No, itā€™s not what Iā€™m saying. In fact, itā€™s exact opposite of that. ā€˜Cause I can be a little bit more objective. ā€˜Cause as much as I care about Connor, heā€™s not my son. So, I can pick up on a few things that youā€™re too upset to register.

Adam: Well, thank you for your insightsā€¦ Dr. Abbott.


 

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Days Best Lines For The Week Of February 26, 2024

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(when Johnny said he had news for EJ and Nicole)
EJ: Need we have a stiff drink at the ready for this other news?

Alex: Sorry Maā€™am.
Kristen: Maā€™am?
Alex: I didnā€™t know that was you.
Kristen: Now that you do itā€™s Miss.

Kristen: Are you having a problem with Theresa Jean Donovan.
Alex: Is that what her name is?
Kristen: You two donā€™t know each other at all.

(when he dropped his keys)
Stephan: Can one frickinā€™ thing go right?

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, February 29, 2024

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Devon: So Billyā€™s going away on a short business trip, and he has provisions for me. He wants me to bring chance in on everything while heā€™s gone. Even though chance is brand new and canā€™t make decisions. So, why would he do that?

Abby: But you have an idea.

Devon: I do, yeah. I think that he wants to have a fly on the wall here. So that nothing happens without him knowing about it. Or heā€™s just flexing his power.

Abby: Wait, do you know when lilyā€™s coming back?

Devon: I donā€™t. Thatā€™s a great question. Which means I have to figure out how to work with Billy in the meantime.

Abby: Hmm. Well, thatā€™s not stressful at all.

Devon: Oh, yeah. Itā€™s just unfortunate, because it makes things a lot less productive around here than they need to be.

Abby: And itā€™s draining. I mean, I know, I had one of the worst business partners ever in phyllis. It doesnā€™t get any worse than that. I mean, Billy canā€™t possibly be that bad, right?

Devon: Theyā€™re different. I donā€™t want to badmouth anybody in your family, but I think that theyā€™re equally bad in their own ways.

Abby: I hate seeing you like this. Is there anything I can do to help?

Devon: No, no. I appreciate it, but this is something that I have to deal with on my own, and I will. Iā€™m actually kind of happy that Billyā€™s going to be going out of town. Because even with chance in the mix, I think things will run a lot smoother with him being gone.

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Billy: Hey, why donā€™t you take it easy. Iā€™m not telling you how to be a parent. I made a comment because Iā€™m looking out for Connor.

Adam: You think Iā€™m not looking out for my son? Okay, is this how you plan to console Connor, by insulting his father?

Chelsea: No, we are not doing this. We are not doing this. We are not fighting. We are not wasting precious energy arguing. Remember what Sharon said? We have to take this one step at a time and not jump to conclusions.

Adam: Okay, all Iā€™m saying is we should not take what the therapist says at face value. We should get a second opinion. Hell, we maybe should get a third opinion, Chelsea.

Chelsea: Which is what jumping to conclusions means, Adam!

Adam: It doesnā€™t.

Chelsea: We havenā€™t even heard what the specialist has said yet, okay? But we have to listen to the doctor who specializes in this exact issue. And you know what Connor doesnā€™t need right now? He doesnā€™t need to feel the tension between you two, fighting and me playing referee. If you both canā€™t control yourself, then maybe you both should stay home.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, March 1, 2024

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Danny: No, I want you to stop, okay? All right? Nothing has changed. We are notā€“ I repeatā€“ we are not getting back together. I donā€™t have romantic feelings for you. We are friends, co-parents. Thatā€™s it!

Phyllis: Well, I know this. I know thereā€™s something between us.

[ Danny sighs ] And itā€™s very, very powerful. I feel it. Listen, when I look at you and Christine, thereā€™s no spark. Itā€™s like watching paint dry.

Danny: Which is the other reason why weā€™re not gonna have this conversation. Because I do not want to be this dodgeball that you two keep throwing at each other.

Phyllis: Well, thatā€™s a bad metaphor. Because if it were dodgeball, Christine would be on the floor by now.

Danny: Okay, thatā€™s not funny.

Phyllis: Itā€™s a little bit funny.

Danny: No, itā€™s not.

Phyllis: Hey, listen to me. I know your hesitation. I understand it. I didnā€™t expect this either. It caught me by surprise. I didnā€™t expect you to walk into my life at this late date and feel this way.

Danny: Iā€™m not buying a word youā€™re saying.

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Nikki: Good morning, Esther.

Esther: Nikki, hi. Itā€™s so nice to see you. Uhā€¦ that man behind you, is he your bodyguard?

Nikki: Yes, he is.

Esther: Well, whaā€“ what does that mean? Aā€“ aā€“ are you in danger? Iā€“ I waā€“ I wasnā€™t trained for anything like this. Iā€“ isā€“ is there gonna be trouble?

Nikki: No, Iā€™m not anticipating any.

Esther: Oh, thatā€™s good. I think.

Nikki: So, I would like a hot tea, please, raspberry and bring an extra one for Larry here. Everything will be fine. Thank you for your concern.

Esther: Oh, well, youā€™re like family to me, Nikki. Of course I worry.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, February 28, 2024

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Michael: Knock, knock. I got your message. You wanted to see me?

Claire: Yes, thank you. Come in.

[ Michael chuckling ]

Michael: I love what youā€™ve done with the place.

Claire: Yeah, itā€™s hard to make this place homey.

Michael: Hm. Maybe some other art? Perhaps a colorful throw.

Claire: Iā€™ve decided Iā€™m willing to do whatever it takes to get out of here. I want to take victor up on his offer.

Michael: Wow. Oh. To be honest, I wasnā€™t expecting to hear from you so soon.

Claire: Thereā€™s no reason to wait. The sooner my auntā€™s dealt with, the better. Do you think you can arrange my release?

[ Michael chuckling ]

Michael: Iā€™ve already got the ball rolling.

Claire: But Iā€™ve only just decided.

Michael: Thatā€™s true.

Claire: Victor told me to call you if and when I was willing to go along with his plan. He said it was my decision to make. Is that a lie?

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Claire: My therapy doesnā€™t have to stop. I can keep doing it outpatient. I will not miss this room or the food.

Cole: Wait a minute, I thought you loved the pudding.

Claire: There is one thing Iā€™ll miss. Visiting the kids in the childrenā€™s ward.

Cole: Well, I donā€™t see why you canā€™t keep that up. I mean, you could visit after your therapy sessions. I think thatā€™s something we could figure out.

Claire: Iā€™d love that. Itā€™s the highlight of my day right now.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, February 27, 2024

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Phyllis: Oh, my goodness!

Amanda: Phyllis.

Phyllis: Oh, my goodness! So good to see you! I canā€™t believe youā€™re here!

Amanda: Well, you know you can come visit me. There are planes and buses, trains.

Phyllis: You know, donā€™t tempt me, because I may jump into your suitcase and start living in your guest room.

Amanda: Do it, please. But may I ask why?

Phyllis: Ah, I donā€™t wanna talk about me. Letā€™s talk about you. Why are you back in town?

Amanda: Battle preparations.

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Ashley: Ooh, spicy. Youā€™re certainly worked up.

Audra: You know, Iā€™d like to get a few things straight.

Ashley: Didnā€™t we already have this conversation?

Audra: Itā€™s my turn to do the talking.

Ashley: Oh. I donā€™t suppose youā€™ll leave if I ask you nicely?

Audra: You know, Tucker told me you went up to his suite last night.

Ashley: Oh, did he?

Audra: Yeah, we donā€™t keep secrets. Our relationship is based on honesty.

Ashley: Oh, thatā€™s so sweet. Are we done now?

Audra: Youā€™re done with Tucker.

[ Ashley laughs ]

Ashley: Well, thatā€™s not your call.

Audra: You know this game youā€™re playing? You miraculously decide that you were wrong about Paris, that tucker wasnā€™t violent, and so you sneak up to his suite and ambush him with your new truth?

Ashley: Wow, tucker really did overshare, didnā€™t he?

Audra: Itā€™s not gonna work, Ashley. If youā€™ve changed your mind and decided that you now want a future with tucker, itā€™s too late. Okay, you blew it. So you need to back off. Heā€™s with me now.

Ashley: But youā€™re not sure about that, are you? And thatā€™s why youā€™re here. Because youā€™re very afraid that heā€™s not over me, arenā€™t you?

Audra: Youā€™ve hurt tucker for the last time. So if you try to seduce him as part of your sick plan, youā€™re gonna have to deal with me.

Ashley: Ooh. Scary.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Monday, February 26, 2024

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Devon: Okay, Billy, youā€™re just going to have to take my word about Lenny Flanagan, because heā€™s always been a smart, innovative, stand-up guy for us.

Billy: Thatā€™s great. He sounds like a great guy, Devon. I believe you. Weā€™ll invite him to the barbecue, okay? But Iā€™ve looked at the file. Thereā€™s nothing in here but a bunch of smoke. His last two business ventures, they didnā€™t go anywhere. Nothing happened with them.

Devon: Oh, thatā€™sā€“ I think itā€™s very funny that youā€™re ready to judge someone off their track record before even meeting them.

Billy: Whatā€™s that? A littleā€“ little dig at me? Is that what that is?

Devon: I mean, you can take it however youā€™d like, Billy. The only thing Iā€™m asking is if you will set aside some time to speak with Lenny and hear what he has to say before you just dismiss him, all right? Because there is something to be said about working with people that you have faith in.

Billy: And all Iā€™m saying is that we have plenty of potentially lucrative deals waiting in the pipeline. We donā€™t have to waste time, resources, and money on warm, fuzzy feelings.

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Billy: With all due respect, Esther, what Devon and i are doing, I wouldnā€™tā€“ I wouldnā€™t say itā€™s bickering.

Devon: Yeah, no, itā€™s a difference of opinions, really. And itā€™s nothing to worry about.

Esther: Oh, I would love to not worry about it. But this company is important to me.

Devon: I know it is.

Billy: And weā€™re grateful for that.

Esther: You know, I am really good at reading situations and emotions. You know, Iā€™ve lived at the chancellor mansion for decades, and it wasnā€™t just about cake-wrestling and catfights. More times than I can count. There was so much tension in there, you could cut it with a knife. And thatā€™s what Iā€™m picking up from the two of you.

Devon: I think youā€™re reading a little more into it than I was.

Esther: I know. Correct me if Iā€™m wrong, which I am not. What Iā€™m getting at, Devon, is you resent having to work with Billy, because youā€™d rather work with your sister, because you and lily work well together. And Billy, you resent Devon resenting you, which is just going to be a problem given your career history. All Iā€™m asking is that you please just take a minute and think of how upset your fathers, john and neil, would be if they saw what you were bringing all this petty conflict to the people that are counting on you to make this business the success that it needs to be.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Friday, February 23, 2024

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Nate: Thank you. Tucker?

Tucker: Hey. You know, for someone with a booming career in a swanky penthouse apartment, you sure do spend an awful lot of time here.

Nate: Why are you so concerned about where I spend my time?

Tucker: Just curious what keeps you coming back. Is it the steak frites? Or the Audra Charles?

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Tucker: something more, forget it, man. I will never let you come between us. Itā€™s a straight-up foolā€™s attempt to even try.

Nate: Okay. Well, I guess weā€™ll have to just wait and see how this all shakes down.

Tucker: I guess we will. See you.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Thursday, February 22, 2024

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Sally: Adam swore he wouldnā€™t do any of that.

Chloe: And the second victor is in a mood, he will make sure to get rid of us.

Sally: Okay, well Adam said that he would protect us from victor if anything like that happened, okay? But hopefully it wonā€™t.

Chloe: You have to trust me on this. Getting into bed with Adam was a huge mistake. Getting into bed with Newman enterprises is a bigger one.

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Adam: about my idea to bring your business into Newman?

Sally: After I unloaded on her about you going behind my back, yeah. But I mean, itā€™s no surprise. Itā€™s no secret that sheā€™s not your biggest fan.

Adam: Iā€™m more concerned about where your head is at. Are you still mad? Or do you understand why I went to nick and my dad before I came to you?


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, February 21, 2024

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Danny: Look, Danielā€™s not here. I have nothing more to say to you.

Phyllis: This is a peace offering.

Danny: Not necessary.

Phyllis: Well, itā€™s your favorite, brunello. I know you want it, even if youā€™re still angry at me.

Danny: Peace offering accepted. Now, would you please leave me alone?

Phyllis: Is that so hard? I just wanna have a little chat with you first.

Danny: Phyllis, I caā€“

Phyllis: Just a little chat, please. Danny, I need to say this. Iā€™m not the one doing the competing here.

Danny: You gotta be kidding me.

Phyllis: Iā€™m not. I mean the old me, yeah, for sure. The old me wouldā€™ve loved this. Ticking off the saā€“ the most sanctimonious person on the planet. Yeah, but not me now. Okay, listen, Iā€™ve had a brutal year. Oh, massively painful. You know that. And you have helped me so much. I feel like I really am changing. Iā€™ve really worked hard to change and youā€™ve been there with me every step of the way, encouraging me when nobody else in this town would do that. Andā€“ and I realized that since the moment I met you, I made your life turmoil. I realized that. Iā€™m not proud of the things Iā€™ve done. Iā€™m not proud of them at all. Iā€™m ashamed. But I feel like I took responsibility for them and just every day, Iā€™m changing and changing. I just kind of wanted to do that with you. Do you know what I mean? So, I kind of think that beneath all your caution and coloring within the lines, I kinda think you feel the same way

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Devon: Good. So, listen, Billy, we, uhā€“ I, uh, I had that conversation with lily about your request to add abbott to the company name and we have an answer for you.

Billy: Why do I feel Iā€™m not gonna like where this is headed?

Devon: Well, listen man, weā€“ we certainly respect your sense of legacy when it comes to your name for Jillā€™s sake, but lily and I feel like we already have a very strong brand name in place.

Billy:Ā  Well, true, but it doesnā€™t mean it canā€™t be modified.

Devon: True. Another big concern we have though is it might confuse people.

Billy: Confuse people. How so?

Devon: Well, because the name Abbott, for as long as I can remember, has been synonymous with Jabot. And people might start thinking that our companies are linked when theyā€™re not.

Billy: Yeah, I donā€™t see that happening. Two very distinct niches.

Devon: Well, either way, uh, lily and I feel like making a name change will shake things up just too much right now.

Billy: Adding Abbott to the chancellor-winterā€™s name is hardly shaking things up, Devon. In fact, it further defines this company. It gives it a broader reach, it gives it more name recognition.

Devon: And I hear all the points youā€™re making, Billy. And Iā€™m still sorry to tell you that weā€™re gonna be keeping the name Chancellor-Winters as is.

Amanda: Well, Jill will be very sorry to hear that.

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Phyllis:Ā  that thereā€™s something going on between me and Danny?

Christine: Oh, my god, because you are stalking him. Big difference from an actual relationship.

Danny: I seem to remember asking you both to give me some time and some space and yet here you are back in my place again. What donā€™t you understand about boundaries? Iā€™m confused here.

Phyllis: I never really believed in boundaries, to be honest. And I think that we could both agree, thereā€™s nothing wrong with going after love.


 

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Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, December 20, 2023

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Traci: Oh, look at that. Ah, I will never forget Katherine giving this to me when I was six years old.

Jack: Oh, thisā€“ this was from Luan.

Diane: Mm. Keemoā€™s mom.

Jack: Yeah. I was so hoping Allie would be here to hang her grandmotherā€™s ornament. Iā€™m sorry she and Noah canā€™t leave London and join us.

Traci: Those two. Young love, right?

Diane: Oh, I think love is nice at any age.

Jack: Yeah.

Diane: Mm-hmm.

Traci: All right, this is the best tree ever.

Jack: You say that every year.

Traci: And every year, itā€™s the truth.

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Ashley: The chill in the air, the champagne, the carols, the bustle. I love Christmas.

Abby: You love buying Dominic gifts.

Ashley: Well, the chancellor house is pretty big. Plenty of room for lots of presents.

Abby: Okay, mom, that cannot be the criterion forā€“

Ashley: Well, I happen to know for a fact that in the backyard is a perfect spot for a pony.

Abby: No. No pony.

Ashley: How about a couple of puppies?

Abby: Mom, you are impossible.

Ashley: You better accept the fact Iā€™m going to spoil that child to pieces.


 

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