Days Best Lines For The Week Of November 27, 2023

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Sloan: What are you doing here? Have you forgotten that you are a fugitive? I thought you were leaving town.
Dimitri: And I thought you were helping Leo. And I suppose our expectations don’t always align with reality.

Lee (to Harris): If you’re going to stand there and take potshots at me, please leave so I can mourn that sweet little and wallow in self-pity.

Leo: You didn’t happen to bring me a turkey dinner, did you? Or better yet a tofurkey? I consider myself a vegan at heart. You know just one that eats meat from time to time.

Jada: Nope. No turkey or tofurkey. And I’m afraid, Leo. You’re the one whose goose is cooked.
Leo: I do love a clapback with some spicy wordplay.

Jada: You’re not the one we want. We want the big fish.
Leo: Now I’m insulted on top of everything else. Are you saying I’m not a big fish?

Sloan (about taking Nicole’s baby) I didn’t plan to take him.
Dimitri: You know I’ve actually used that line when I was caught shoplifting at the mall and that excuse didn’t even work for a pair of rollerblades.

Dimitri (to Sloan): You think telling me that you didn’t plan to steal a baby somehow exonerates you?

Steve: (about Konstantin): It looks like Maggie’s friend has an allergy.
Kayla: An allergy?
Steve: To the truth.

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Days Lines For The Week of 10/16/23

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Monday

Stephanie forgot Abby’s birthday. She acted as if she was close to her, but she forgot her birthday.

Kate talked to Marlena about her kids, but she didn’t mention Billie and Cassie. Did she forget she had daughters?

Stephanie shouldn’t have been surprised that Chad doesn’t love her the way he loved Abby. She knew that Chad was in love with Abby so there’s no need to be surprised that he doesn’t love her the same way.

Tuesday

Kayla pulled strings to get Talia a job at the hospital, but she was ready to go back to California.

Clyde is managing to do a lot in prison. He helped Edmund kidnap Susan. There’s no reason why they should have met each other.

Wednesday

Stefan was upset that Gabi chased Vivian away as if she hadn’t gone for a long time. She was in prison, so he wasn’t seeing her.

Dimitri was shot and was going to be arrested for attempted murder, but he didn’t have a cop outside of his room at the hospital.

Thursday

Leo didn’t know Dimitri was going to be on the run so how did he know to have a blonde wig with him?

Rachel could be heard talking to Stephan while Tate was shown.

Friday

When did Steve have a problem with Theresa? Theresa said she couldn’t stay with Kayla because Steve had a problem with her.

Emily O’Brien (Gwen/Theresa) was talking with her British accent.

 

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Days Lines For The Week of October 9, 2023

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Stephanie: What are you doing here?
Alex: According to the nameplate, I work here.

Marlena: I’m so glad you’re here.
Tate: Me too, Granny Mar Mar. What I heard my sister calls you that. What you don’t like it?

Marlena: Well you can call me Grandma Marlena unless you like sleeping in the broom closet.

Philip: Chloe didn’t do anything wrong.
Kate: Of course she didn’t because she never does anything wrong.

EJ: Of course Sarah’s still angry, but that doesn’t change the fact that Xander Cook kidnapped you and you lost almost a year of your life as a direct result.
Susan: but, Sarah thinks…
EJ: There is no buts
Susan: but Sarah thinks there is one…right Sarah?
Sarah: Yeah there is. He’s not a murderer.
EJ: Not this time

Susan: Xander felt very badly about kidnapping me. He treated me real nice.
EJ: Oh that makes all the difference then. It’s not really kidnapping when they treat you nicely.

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Days Weekly Best Lines Week of June 16, 2023

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Bonnie (about Sarah): That girl is wound up tighter than a $2 watch.

Leo (to Dimitri): You and Billie Reed were cute together like Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
 
Leo (to Chloe after he busted her kissing Xander): That is your definition of platonic?
 
Bonnie (to Justin when she lied about Sarahs pregnancy): I was a much better liar before I fell in love with you and now I am out of practice.
 
Stefan (to Nicole): I don’t know where EJ is. Have you checked between the couch cushions?
 
Leo (to Gwen): As a thought experiment, let’s just say I’m wrong, which I’m not. Almost never am.

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Days Weekly Best Lines September 16, 2022

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Ava (to Johnny on why she couldn’t have sex with him): For starters, I’m old enough to be your…I’d rather not say the “M” word.

EJ (to Li about Gabi): How long does it take to say goodbye to a man who’s been dead for four years?

Li: Today was an emotional day for Gabi. I proposed to her today.
EJ: Yes I’m aware. Tony and Anna told me about your blissful announcement. Let me be the first to offer my condolences.

Orpheus (to Steve, Roman and John): I’m sure you figured out by now that I’m behind what’s happening to your precious women Sweetness, Doc, Sneezy. I’m sorry I meant Kate.

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Days Weekly Best Lines September 9, 2022

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Week of 8-29-22 and 9-1-22

Leo (when he catches Stephanie turning down Alex): Are you nuts, girl? How could you not be into him?

EJ (about Ava): I am concerned about having an unstable shareholder upholding their duties.
Tony: You would have to oust half the shareholders on that basis.

Tony (about Li): Even without Ava’s vote in play, you still have to worry about Li who is firmly on Gabi’s side.
EJ: I took that into consideration.

Ava (about Jake): I know he’s dead, but it felt so real. I sound crazy.
Johnny: I don’t think your crazy considering I was possessed by the devil.

EJ: I move to disqualify Ava as a shareholder.
Board Member: Why?
EJ: She sees dead people.

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Days Weekly Best Lines May 2, 2022

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Sonny: So the double wedding ended with nobody getting married?
Chad: That’s right we had one bride three grooms and not a single I do. A very Salem wedding.

(to Chad)
Sonny: I wish I could have seen what his face looked like.
Leo: His face looked like this. Ready to kill.

Gwen: I sure wasn’t expecting to see you. The last thing you had said to me was you were done with me.
Jack: This was Jennifer’s idea.
Gwen: Oh come on don’t jerk. Nobody’s that wonderful.

(why Gwen did what she did to Sarah)
Gwen: The reason why she did it–
Jack: What the devil made you do it?
Gwen: In a way, yes.

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Days Weekly Best Lines March 28, 2022

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(to Orpheus)
EJ: Clyde doesn’t trust me? I’m shocked I tell you. Shocked.
Orpheus: I’ll also be keeping a close eye on you.
EJ: Oohh. I’m flattered.
Orpheus: That smart mouth of yours will get you killed around here.

Chad: Since Phoenix, I haven’t been able to get you out of my head.
Leo: All this time I’ve been living there rent free and I didn’t know it.

Leo: This is quite the sexual revelation. It’s right up there with the time I saw Chris Evans kiss that dude.
Chad: Chris Evans is gay?
Leo: Sadly no. It’s his brother, but in my head I thought it was still Chris.

(to Chad)
Leo: Chadwick if you had spilled all of this tea sooner, I would have been all over it and you.

(to Chad)
Leo: I noticed your bad acting a mile away.

 

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 31, 2022

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(to Abby)

Kristen: Has anyone ever to you that you’re quite annoying? You’re like a mosquito with a press pass

(to Kristen)

Abby: Compared to everything else you’ve done, imitating Susan Banks is like jaywalking.

Craig: I never said I was gay.

Chloe: You said you were in love with a man. The terminology doesn’t matter.

Kate: EJ was sentenced for 10 years.

Roman: Good. It couldn’t have happened to a nicer guy.

(to Kate)

Roman: I hope EJ’s new roommate is lonely and hasn’t seen someone in a long time.

Gwen: Don’t get mad.

Xander: Don’t get mad? I am naked as a jaybird asking you to marry me.

(to Stefano’s painting)

Johnny: You were married like a 100 times. How much alimony were you paying?

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 17, 2022

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(to Trask)
Kate: You have a warrant to eavesdrop on our conversation?

The judge: I trust you are feeling better.
Chad: Yes your honor.
The judge: Good. Remember you’re under oath. Try not to choke this time.

(to EJ)
Chad: We’ll see you in 10 years or never. Never is better.

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Days Weekly Best Lines January 10, 2022

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Nicole: EJ should not be representing himself.
Belle: I think EJ’s having the same revelation. Last night he asked me to represent him.
Nicole: Are you going to?
Belle: No! I turned him down.
Nicole: Why?
Belle: Well, I work for DiMera so it would be a professional conflict of interest not to mention a personal one.
Nicole: Meaning Sami would lose her mind if you took his case.
Belle: Exactly!
Nicole: Seems to me like a really good reason to do it.

(to Johnny)
EJ: Would you sit down! I feel like there’s a vulture circling around.

Johnny: I’m a changed man.
EJ: Don’t say you acting like a jerk.
Johnny: You don’t think I was?
EJ: Of course you were, but don’t admit it.

(to Tripp)
Ava: Poor Chanel. You know I’m a Vitalli and I think the DiMeras are cruel b*stards.
Tripp: Allie agrees with you.

EJ: I hope to see you in court. I will understand if you don’t want to disappoint your mother.
Johnny: It wouldn’t be the first time; it wouldn’t be the last time.

(to Kate about Chad)
Lucas: He is such a DiMera. He makes me sick. I knew he was going to say something.

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Days Weekly Best Lines December 27, 2021

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(to Lucas about Marlena’s possession)
Sami: As it turns out, my mother is the devil’s favorite place to go for the holidays.

(to Belle)
Brady: All I want for Christmas this year is to get out of jail.

(to the devil)
Sami: You shut up or you will get a whole face of Holy water.
The devil: You ungrateful sow!

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Days Weekly Best Lines Friday, November 26, 2021

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Sami (to Marlena): You’ve been possessed by the Devil again? I thought it was like the chicken pox and it could only happen to you once.

Sami (to Marlena): Great now I have to take my mother being possessed by the devil off my list of things I never had to worry about again.

Devil Kristen: You bit me.
John: Yeah and you taste like…

Rafe (to Ava about making a big meal after her disastrous week): Why would you need comfort food after this week?

Ava: I can talk to you a lot of things even if you don’t like movies.
Rafe: I know the Big Lobowski was a great movie.

EJ: I want that necklace back.
Gabi: Well, people in Hell want ice water

Marlena (about what happened to Sami): Do you know who kidnapped her?
Devil Kristen: My lips are sealed unlike what happened a while ago.

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Days Weekly Best Lines September 17, 2021

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Rafe (about Julie hiring Ava): Julie would be crazy not to hire you.
Ava: Given my previous occupation, my resume is a little unconventional.

Steve: How you doing man?
Justin: My fiancée is in jail for larceny and murder. Other than that, I’m doing great.

Philip (to Ava): Ava. Here to shake down Julie for some protection money?

Philip (to Ava): On think I learned from being around you. Crime doesn’t pay.

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Days Weekly Best Lines August 27, 2021

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Pauline (to Johnny): My daughter Chanel could do worse than you. In fact, she has.

Jack: Xander would never throw himself under the bus to cover for Gwen. They barely know each other.
Julie: They know each other well enough to have sex with each other on the couch.

Xander: I’ll just hire Justin. I’m sure he’ll give me the family discount.
EJ: Remind me again when was the last time Justin won a case?
Xander: You’re right. Justin lost a custody case against your wife and she’s not even an attorney.

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Days Weekly Best Lines August 16, 2021

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Sami (to Rafe about Nicole): You better get out of here. The b*tch and I need to talk.

Abe: I don’t know why you’re giving your Aunt Paulina a hard time?
Lani: Did you get Ciara’s amnesia?

Gwen: How drunk was Nicole when she slept with you?
Xander: What made you thinks he was drunk?
Gwen: No woman would sleep with you if she weren’t drunk.

Xander: Why don’t you get a job?
Gwen: Can’t find one that quite matches my skill set.
Xander: Oh yeah. You’re very skilled at drugging people and seducing CEOs

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