Category: Days

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

[doorbell ringing]

Coming. Oh, Leo, what a surprise.

I know, I know, I know. I shouldn’t just drop by unannounced for an impromptu session or even just to shoot the breeze, but I’m hoping you won’t be too annoyed with me, because, ta-da, I brought scones.

“Scones”? That’s so kind of you. I’m really not in the mood.

Oh, no, what’s wrong?

Well… I had an argument with my daughter this morning.

About what?

Well, I wanted to take her some coffee, and–

And?

And…

And?

And she wasn’t alone.

Ah. So you walked in on Belle and some guy in flagrante delicto? Who was said guy?

I’m not going to talk about that.

Oh, you’re gonna make me guess? Fine, I’ll throw out names. You blink twice if I’m right. Shawn Brady, Philip Kiriakis, Dr. Seth Burns.

EJ Di– [gasps] [dramatic music]

* For he’s a jolly good fellow * * For he’s a jolly good fellow * * For he’s a jolly good fellow * * Which nobody can deny * Yay. Happy birthday, Rafe. Should be a good one. After all, you have so many reasons to celebrate. [ominous music] [clapping hands]

---

[humming Wagner’s “Bridal Chorus”] * * Rise and shine, bride-to-be. Coffee’s almost done. [resumes humming tune] Who’s ready to get married today?

[sighs]

Wow. That was meant to be rhetorical.

How are you feeling?

Like there is no chance that this wedding is going to happen.

[sighing] Okay.

---

[knock at door]

Oh, room service. Finally. [grunts] Hey.

[imitates fanfare] [chuckles] Happy birthday!

Can we turn that down a little bit?

Yeesh, you look like hell. I mean, I had a feeling you would after how crazy last night got. Here.

What’s this?

Come on, you know what it is. Ceviche.

Shrimp… for breakfast?

Yes. Abuela’shangover cure.

Yes. Yes. Right, right. But, uh, I already ordered room service, so, um… Yeah. What are–what are you doing here so early for, anyway?

What–what do you think? I’m here to help you get ready for your wedding.

Yeah. That’s go– I got it covered, though. So you know what? Why don’t you– why don’t you go help Jada? Because I’m sure that she has got, like, a million things to do.

I smell something good. Is our breakfast here? Sorry. I didn’t know you had company.

Neither did I.

---

[soft orchestration]

announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

Oh, I can’t believe this.

Yeah, I’ll bet seeing EJ DiMera naked is pretty unbelievable.

No, I mean, I can’t believe that I just blurted that out.

Oh, Dr. Evans, it’s all right. And I assure you, I won’t repeat a word of this to anyone. And, frankly, I’m honored that you confided in me.

Well, you know what? I don’t have anyone to confide in anymore. I mean, John is gone, and… well, I can’t very well confide in Belle about this.

I can see you’re very upset.

I’m so upset. Not just because of the way I feel about EJ, but… because I know what this will do to– to Sami and Belle’s relationship, not to mention Shawn.

Huh?

Shawn. Shawn showed up when all that was going on. – Shawn BradyShawn?

Yeah.

[gasps]

Yeah. And then EJ walked out. And it was pretty clear to Shawn… Belle and EJ had spent the night together.

Wow. Awkward.

Very awkward.

Oh. I am so, so sorry.

Mm.

Was EJ still naked when Shawn showed up?

Leo.

What? It’s not exactly irrelevant, because if he had been dressed, Shawn could have assumed that he was there for a business meeting?

Oh… no… he wasn’t fully dressed.

Hmm.

So Shawn could have assumed… very well what was happening… that the two of them had spent the night together. Oh, my gosh, I can’t believe that I’m saying all this to a gossip columnist.

Uh, no, a former gossip columnist. And you’re not telling me anything that hasn’t already been in a “Body & Soul” script.

Yes, that’s true. That’s true. But that’s a script. I mean, this is– this is real life. Oh! I can’t believe I’ve been so indiscreet. I mean, that’s the kind of thing that you only tell to a really, really close, trusted friend.

You know what this means, right? Maybe you’ve confided in me because you think of me as a really close, trusted friend. [chuckles]

---

Boom, there. Now we’re appropriately festive. And let’s not forget. [tense music]

---

Well… make a wish. Come on.

[exhaling weakly]

Oh, for God’s sake… Come on.

I wish you were dead.

Ah, ah, ah, you said it out loud. Now it’s not going to come true. But since I’m in a very generous mood, I’m gonna take that wish personally. You can have your cake and eat it, too– or muffin, in this case. Come on. Here, have at it. What’s the matter? Too vain to, uh, dive in face-first? Come on.

Knowing you, it’s poisoned.

Now, why would I do that? I wouldn’t be able to see the look on your face when I share the good news.

What good news?

Well, today is not only your birthday, it’s also your wedding day.

---

[groans] My head is pounding.

Oh, boy, okay. Uh, On a scale of one to ten, how bad?

Way beyond ten. Like, we’re talking a whole new scale. [groans] How am I supposed to get ready in four hours and I can’t even think straight?

It’s okay. You just need a little caffeine. Here.

Oh, thank you. But short of mainlining it, girl, I don’t think I stand a chance.

Relax, I got your back, okay? Starting today, we’re family. So put all the worries out of your mind. I promise, you’re going to walk down that aisle, because if you don’t, a certain someone will kill me.

No, Rafe wouldn’t blame you.

Mm. No, forget Rafe. I’m talking about Javi. He’s so invested in planning this wedding, you’d think he was the one getting married.

[chuckles] Well, speaking of Javi, where is he? Why isn’t he here?

Oh, I told him that Stephanie and I had everything under control. She’ll be here in a few, by the way. And as for Javi, he’s got a much more difficult task ahead of him.

Mm, more difficult than reviving the corpse bride?

[laughs] Yeah. He’s, uh, helping Rafe get ready. My brother is the only one who partied harder than you did last night, so…

Yeah, uh, don’t mind Javi. He was just, uh, leaving.

Wait a minute. I know you. You were at the party last night.

[mockingly] And you were the entertainment. So what are you doing here, in my cousin’s room, wearing nothing but a towel?

[chuckles] I should get changed.

Yeah. [door opens, closes] All right, listen, this– this is not what it looks like, all right? I can explain.

Oh, you better. So go ahead, explain.

Yeah.

Best friends.

Best friends?

Listen, don’t be concerned about offending anybody. Best friend is a tier, not a title. Not that I’m aware of anyone else in the running.

Oh. Well, I-I did have several best friends. I guess they’ve left town by now. But that’s what texting and social media is for, huh?

Dr. Evans, you cannot watch “Drag Race” with an avatar. Well, you can, but it would be a different experience. Bonding over who should sashay away is sacred.

Leo, you’re still my patient.

I haven’t had a real appointment in ages. That professional boundary has long been breached.

Yeah. I have only myself to blame for that, don’t I?

Oh, no, no, don’t think of this as some deep, dark shame. Look, I didn’t haul my tush over here with fresh pastry so you could bill me for an hour. I came here because something wonderful happened, and… I just–I just wanted to share it with you.

Tell me what happened.

Javi and I got back together. [chuckles] [soft music]

I can’t believe you, man.

Listen, man, you got it all wrong, all right? I can explain.

Oh, this should be good.

Yeah, okay? I-I, um– I forgot my scarf at the bachelor party.

Oh, your scarf.

Yeah, my scarf, okay? And Savannah was nice enough to bring it to me. The problem was, when she got here, she’d been drinking, so… Yeah–So I didn’t think it was smart for her to drive, and I thought it was best if she spent the night here. [dramatic music]

So she spent the night? Where exactly?

[scoffs]

---

[ominous music]

You and Jada planned on getting married today? Don’t tell me it slipped your mind.

We never set a date. We only talked about getting married today… right before I saw you with Arnold.

The beginning of your stay in my lovely home.

How the hell did you know about our plans?

Because your bride-to-be went along with them. Jada is getting married today.

---

I have to admit– I was surprised at how much Rafe was enjoying his bachelor party.

Yeah, well, I guess everyone gets a little wild the night before their wedding, right, Commissioner?

I suppose. [knock at door]

Mm, I’ll get it.

Mm-hmm. [door opens] There you are.

Hey! Oh! Sorry for the delay. I, um–I stopped by the “Body & Soul” studio on the way here. And not to brag, but your glam squad scored some Hollywood-level cosmetics for your big day.

Mm.

[chuckles] Not that you need it. You are already the most beautiful bride in the world.

Well, given how I feel, that is debatable.

Oh, don’t be ridiculous. I’m just taking your look to the next level.

Well, if you’re all set here, I’ll meet you both at St. Luke’s.

Oh, you’re leaving?

I just have to take care of something. But don’t worry–I promise I’ll be back in plenty of time to watch you and my brother tie the knot.

Okay.

Okay. [light music]

Jada’s getting married today. [scoffs] You’re out of your mind. She’s out there following every lead, knocking on every door, looking for me.

Rafe, Rafe, Rafe, look, I know that you’re rattled, but it’s still a bit concerning to me that you don’t recall what I told you when this first came up. And that is, Jada is not looking for you because she doesn’t think you’re missing, which means she’s had plenty of time to plan her wedding to… [dramatic music]

Arnold.

[imitates gunshots]

---

I didn’t want Savannah driving home, so I thought it was best that she sleep in my bed. I slept on the floor, of course. Isn’t that right?

That’s right. Rafe was a perfect gentleman.

So you’re saying nothing happened between you two?

Yeah, that’s exactly what I’m saying.

Yeah, well, there’s just one problem. I don’t believe a word of it. So just fess up and say you guys slept together. [soft music]

---

Gabi. To what do I owe the pleasure?

Believe me, the pleasure is all mine.

---

So how are you feeling?

Well, a little more human now that I’m on my third cup. [chuckles]

I wasn’t talking about your hangover. I mean, how are you feeling? Any butterflies?

No, no, I’m–I’m not nervous. I mean, no more than anybody would be before their wedding. You know, I have done this before, after all.

Right.

Yeah.

Everett. Or, um, Bobby, technically.

Yeah. I mean… that marriage, it didn’t end how I had hoped.

Oh.

But if there was one silver lining through that whole disaster, it’s that it brought you and me closer, so… Uh, I mean, having you as my maid of honor, it just really feels so right.

I love you, Jada.

I love you, too.

---

You’re sick. You’re a sick bastard. I will make you pay for this, EJ.

Don’t blame me. Blame your fiancée. This could have all been avoided had she not conspired with the mayor to have me fired. When you cross a DiMera, there will be a reprisal. If you take a shot at the king, as they say.

And this is your revenge? This is your revenge? Marrying an unsuspecting woman off to a maniac? What do you think’s gonna happen on their wedding night?

Relax. Arnold Feniger is not sleeping with anyone today.

Okay, fine. We had sex, okay? Why are you making such a big deal out of it?

Are you kidding me? You’re getting married to Jada in, like, four hours. You proposed to her with my mother’s engagement ring– you know, the one she left to you instead of me so that you can give it to the love of your life.

So?

So? So now you’re making a mockery of that gift by sleeping with a stripper.

Whoa.

I am an exotic dancer, thank you very much. And for the record, I didn’t cheat on anyone. So, if there’s no breakfast coming, then I’ll just leave and spare myself your judgment. [dramatic music]

---

[door slams]

Wow.

How could you do this to Jada?

I can see that you’re upset.

Yeah, damn right, I’m upset.

Yeah, well, get over it. Get over it, because you are not gonna breathe a word of this to anyone. Do you hear me?

---

So, then after all the details about the new “Body & Soul” storyline show up in Lady Whistleblower’s column…

Oh, the one about devil possession?

Well, you know what they say– imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. So, anyway, then I head over to Javi’s place, where I find him in bed with Kerry, who I blow the whistle on just in time, because five minutes later, a different whistle of Kerry’s would have been blown, if you catch my drift.

Well, subtlety was never your long suit.

Point is, Javi then throws Kerry’s sorry ass out of the house. It was incredible. Better than “Waiting to Exhale.” Full-on Angela Bassett walking away from that cheating bastard’s car after setting it on fire. So then, Dr. Evans, Javi takes me into this big romantic kiss. It was everything.

I’m so glad it worked out.

Oh, I’m not done. Then I spent the night, and we had sex–lots and lots of sex.

Are you sure that was a good idea?

Not a good idea? I thought sex was like Paris– always a good idea.

Paris, yes. Sex, not always. The last time you behaved so–so hastily, it ended up badly for both of you.

Mm, that breakup had nothing to do with our relationship speedometer, as you know all too well, because I kvetched to you about it endlessly. It’s because I accused Javi of spying on me.

I know. I’ve told you so many times– you can’t build a relationship on a faulty foundation.

So are you saying my relationship is doomed? [dramatic music]

May I say, wow… you look amazing.

So do you. [chuckles] I mean thank you.

So where are you off to looking so gorgeous?

My brother’s wedding.

Right, that’s today. Not that I’m not happy to see you, but, uh… what are you doing here?

Excuse me?

It’s just, aren’t you a little busy?

I most certainly am. Well, I’ve been helping Jada get ready and putting out fires all morning. I’m exhausted.

I’ll bet.

[chuckles] But there is one very important detail that I totally forgot to take care of, which I hope that you can help me rectify.

Whatever you need.

It’s about my plus-one.

Your plus-one?

Well, someone needs to be mine, and… I was hoping that someone could be you. [romantic music]

---

[humming] Mm, mm-hmm. Are you still not feeling up for this?

No, no, I’m feeling much better now. Thanks.

Oh, okay, good. After everything you and Rafe went through this past year, you must be so happy to finally be getting married.

Yeah. Yeah, it’s amazing. [chuckles]

Jada, what’s wrong?

Nothing, nothing. I’m fine.

You might have been able to fool Gabi but not me. Talk to me.

It’s–it’s stupid. It’s just that I haven’t heard from Rafe, you know? I mean, I know he wanted to be traditional and sleep apart the night before the wedding, but… I thought that I would for sure get a call from him at least before we walked down the aisle.

I already gave you my word that Arnold wouldn’t lay a hand on Jada.

You know what that monster did to Sami. How the hell could you let this happen to someone else?

I will never let that happen again! I made sure of it!

How, EJ? How? Jada thinks that she is marrying me. You don’t think that she’s going to want to be with her husband on her wedding night? Oh, and, what, Arnold’s just going to be like, oh, no, it’s okay? You need to stop this, EJ.

Settle down, Rafe. I’ve taken all of this into account. Before the happy couple heads up to the honeymoon suite, all of Salem is going to receive some very distressing news.

What news?

Oh, I didn’t mention it? Jada Hunter is gonna be outed as a corrupt cop. [dramatic music]

I thought it was kind of adorable that Rafe wanted to spend the night somewhere else.

So did I, but just because we slept apart the night before, you know, I thought I would at least get a text good night. I mean, I understand him not wanting to see me before the ceremony, but… I don’t know. I just– I feel like I’m being ghosted.

Well, this may come as a surprise to you, but that phone of yours, it works both ways. Did you call him?

[sighs] Fair enough. [chuckles]

Besides, it’s still early. I bet Javi is putting him through the ringer, trying to make him look presentable. I mean, I’m sure he’ll call you as soon as he can.

Yeah, but… it’s not just about some silly text or phone call.

Then what is this about?

It’s just that… something’s been really off about Rafe lately.

Are you kidding me, Rafael? You want me to keep quiet about the fact that you cheated on your fiancée?

Exactly. Fiancée. Fiancée. We are not married, so no commandments were broken. And besides, it’s not your secret to tell.

Oh, s-so, what? So, no harm, no foul? How could you hurt Jada like this?

I didn’t hurt her, all right? I didn’t hurt her because she doesn’t know about it. What are you going to do, huh? Are you going to tell Jada, huh? You going to ruin her big day, my big day? Because of what? Because of a little extracurricular activity at a bachelor party?

This isn’t some ’80s movie. Most bachelor parties don’t end up with the groom having sex with someone else.

Yeah, you said you never even went to a bachelor party. From where I stand, that actually was pretty tame. I mean, it’s not like the stripper died or anything.

Oh, my God.

It was a joke, okay? A joke. The bottom line is this– it is not unusual for people to sow their wild oats before they settle down, all right?

This just doesn’t seem like you.

Okay. Well, agree to disagree. The bottom line is this– you do not breathe a word about this. You hear me? Not one.

---

I never said your relationship was doomed.

Well, you may as well have. Dr. Evans, I’d think you’d be a little more encouraging. Javi and I finally put this Lady Whistleblower business behind us, and it just felt right. Why would we wait after being apart for so long? [gasps] You know what I think? I think you’re projecting.

I beg your pardon?

Oh, that’s right. I remember all the terms you taught me in therapy. I’m telling you about Javi and me, but you’re thinking about walking in on Belle and EJ. Projecting.

You’re right.

And another thing, if you– I’m what?

You’re right. You’re right. Yeah, I was–I was thinking about you and Javi, and I was–I was concerned that you might get hurt… because I don’t want that to happen, because I– I care so much about you.

[scoffs] Sort of like a… best friend?

[scoffs] Best friends. You and your best friends. Yes, just like best friends.

Come here. Come here.

[chuckles]

So what happened? Someone cancel on you?

No, I was gonna ask you earlier.

Well, then why didn’t you?

Because I lost my damn nerve. [chuckles] Uh… I– Look, we haven’t been seeing each other for very long, and I know being my date to my family wedding is sort of a big deal. I was worried that you might think I was rushing things.

Well, I’ll admit– I was, uh… wondering whether you were going to ask… and what it would mean.

Or we could disregard any meaning this might have. And it’s just a party… a very elegant party where people will profess their love to each other in front of all my family…

Hmm.

But a party, nonetheless. And, uh, maybe it’s just as simple as, I like you, and you like me. And it would be really fun to go together. So what do you say? You want to be my date?

I don’t like this. In fact, I hate it.

All right, well, noted. [chuckles] But you’ll still do me this solid, right? Hey, we’re family. We’re family, and family looks out for each other, right? Come on, huh?

Jada’s my family now, too.

What are you– Where you going?

You can get ready without me.

All right, but you’re not going to say anything, right?

No. I won’t.

All right.

God, help me.

All right, well, I’ll see you at St. Luke’s. [dramatic music] [door closes] [sighs]

---

[sighs]

What do you mean something’s off with Rafe?

He’s just been different… for a while now.

How so?

Well, like the fact that he was getting all handsy with the dancer last night… that was just so not him.

Yeah, I mean, I didn’t love that.

Me neither. And the fact that he hired EJ as a client– He can’t stand that man. He hates him like poison. Why on Earth would he want to work with him?

Well, didn’t he say that he was trying to get some extra cash for the wedding? That’s kind of sweet, if you think about it that way.

Yeah, yeah, and–and I did appreciate that gesture, but… Okay, Black Patch is not short on clients. He didn’t tell Steve, and he didn’t even tell me. It’s just–it’s so weird. And then EJ practically lost his job because of me. But he’s totally fine hiring my fiancé? Something about this doesn’t add up.

---

I don’t blame you for needing me to put the pieces together. You do have a lot on your mind, after all. So I will tell you how this is going to work. Jada will lose her job. That will then allow Mayor Price to reappoint you– oh, well, Arnold. Arnold will then convince Paulina to reinstate me as district attorney. I will have a job. Rafe will have a job. Jada will be the only one out on the street.

There’s only one problem with your plan.

Hmm?

Jada’s not a dirty cop.

Mm. Neither were you. Me and Ava Vitali manufactured enough evidence to do a real good number on your reputation. I mean, I’m not Ava’s biggest fan, but a good idea is a good idea. When all is said and done, Jada will be toxic.

There’s no way you’re gonna get away with this, you know.

Would it be cliché to say I already have? Because… Now, there is somewhere that I must be. So if you want to enjoy any of this, I suggest you open wide. Choo-choo! [imitates train chugging]

Aah!

Well, Gabi, you’re right. We haven’t been seeing each other for very long, and as–as much as we want to downplay it, it is kind of a big deal for me to go with you to your brother’s wedding.

[chuckles] Oh, my God. I’m such an idiot. I’m sorry. I’ll go.

No, no. I didn’t say no.

Oh.

I like that it’s kind of a big deal. And I want to go with you.

I want you to go with me, too. [soft music]

---

[cell phone ringing]

That’s the DA.

Okay.

I got to take this. Deveraux. No, I’m off today. Wait, it got moved? Since when? Yeah, I can be there. Give me an hour. Damn it.

I have a feeling you’re not going to be my plus-one after all.

That was the ADA, prosecuting a perp I arrested a while back. The trial wasn’t supposed to be for a few weeks, but it got moved up.

And you have to be there.

Yeah. Belle needs Shawn and me to testify. Hey, I’m–I’m sorry.

You don’t need to apologize. I sprung this on you out of nowhere.

Yeah, but I’d much rather be spending the day with you than taking the stand.

Well, not exactly a high bar.

Let me try that again. Um, I’d much rather be with you than doing anything else.

Hmm. Well, it’s all right. You know, my brother being on the force for so long, if there’s one thing that I have realized, it’s that justice never takes a day off. I have to go. Uh, I will save you a piece of cake.

Hey, Gabi…

---

Even though I can’t go, I, uh… I know that even being asked was a big step. And, well… I like that for us.

So do I.

---

Ah, isn’t this the most pleasant of coincidences? Mwah. I was just telling Dr. Evans– I mean my best friend, Marlena, how happy we are.

No, I’m mad at you.

Me? What? Why? Because you ruined Jada and Rafael’s wedding. [dramatic music]

Look, I get that Rafe has been acting a little strangely lately. And I don’t blame you for overthinking all of this.

What do you mean?

Well, not to bring up the Everett in the room again, but the last time you were married, you got blindsided when the groom was experiencing a literal personality change. So… [chuckles] No wonder you’re a little sensitive when it comes to Rafe cutting loose. [cell phone vibrating]

It’s Rafe.

Ah. See, told you he didn’t let you down.

Hello?

Hey, baby. Sorry I didn’t hit you sooner.

Oh, it didn’t even cross my mind.

---

Well, I just wanted one last call with my gorgeous fiancée before she becomes my wife.

---

There’s not going to be a wedding… you son of a bitch.

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

I understand perfectly, Mayor Price, but it’s exactly like I told you last night– your daughter, she’s fine. Yes, yes, I promise you, you have nothing to worry about. No. No, no. Please, don’t say anything to Johnny. All right, Chanel, she specifically said she didn’t want Johnny to know where she stayed the night last night. [soft apprehensive music]

---

Oh. Morning, Johnny.

Hey, Aunt Kristen, I heard you guys found Rachel and brought her home.

Yes, we did.

Thank God. Where’d you end up finding her? Is she okay?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, she’s fine. She’s fine. I just–I really wish she was a bit sorrier for what she put us through. But our Rachel is not big on contrition.

Yeah, well, I doubt I was, either, at her age.

Yeah, nor was I. Nor am I even now, quite honestly. Oh, God, for what felt like eternity, I thought I was never gonna see her again. So I am tremendously relieved, obviously.

I can imagine. So where did you end up finding her?

Oh, our resourceful little girl holed herself up in my family’s vacation home in Aremid. [phone ringing] [soft suspenseful music]

---

Hello?

It’s me.

Rachel? – Yeah. I’m just calling to check on Ava.

Oh, she’s doing just fine, dear. We’re just having a lovely breakfast.

Ava, hey. It’s Brady again. Listen, I’m wondering why you’re not returning my calls. Please call me back as soon as you get this, ’cause I’m starting to worry.

Everything all right?

Yeah, I’m just trying to get ahold of Ava and let her know the good news about Rachel. I’m hoping she’ll call me back soon.

Yeah. Well, while we’re waiting, would you like some coffee? I made a big pot.

No, I’m good. Thank you.

Well, that’d be more for Belle. I suspect she might need some.

Why is that?

Oh, she went to Jada’s bachelorette party last night, and she’s still in bed. I guess she came in pretty late.

---

[groaning] Ugh, my head. I don’t think I’ve ever felt this bad. I stand corrected. [soft orchestration]

announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

EJ, wake up. EJ. EJ, wake up.

What the hell? [grunts]

My sentiments exactly. How did this happen?

What? What?

How did this happen?

Give me a moment to collect myself. [groans] Ugh. I don’t do well in the mornings, especially after a pillow attack. [soft quirky music] Do you hear that banging as well?

EJ!

All right, all right, all right. Let me think. Everything’s just a little bit foggy. Okay, I remember one minute we were arguing in the living room. The next minute, we were ripping each other’s clothes off… in here.

Damn it, EJ, I know that. The question is, how did this happen? I mean, how did I ever sleep with you again, after I just told a room full of women that you were my biggest regret? Ugh.

Thank you, Mayor Price. I’m sure Chanel will appreciate you keeping this quiet. Oh, you wanna speak to her? Um. You know what? I, uh… I’m sorry, I think that she’s still asleep. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I can have her call you as soon as she wakes up. Okay. Okay, bye.

Thank you for covering for me. I am not in the mood to deal with Mama right now.

I figured you’d need this.

Yes. More than you can imagine. You know, it is pretty pathetic. I used to be able to party all night and then wake up perfectly fine for Dr. Selbo’s 8:00 a.m. seminars, and now I am just completely destroyed after a couple of rounds of Jell-O shots.

Mm, from what I heard, I think it was a– a little more than a couple of rounds.

Yeah. Yeah, I don’t know. Must’ve been.

So… what do you remember about last night?

I–well, I remember that we were at the bachelorette, and then that led to us crashing the bachelor party. And then I remember I fought with Johnny, and then I ran off to the Small Bar. And then after that, it just kind of goes blank. But then you showed up at some point. I remember that. And then I remember… well, that I kissed you. And then it just kind of goes pretty blank again after that. And then I remember waking up here, and I was– I’m in what, obviously, is your t-shirt. And so I guess that just– it begs the obvious question– Shawn, did you and I have sex last night?

So, Rachel made it all the way to Aremid?

Mm-hmm. She’s gonna be the death of me.

How’d she even know about that place? Had you taken her there when she was younger?

No. No, never. I mean, I haven’t been there myself in decades. No one has. She found a scrapbook I had of– it was all about my parents and my brother, Peter– had all this information about our summer home in Aremid. It’s time we spent as a family. This is before my parents passed away and Peter and I were adopted by Stefano.

Yeah, I do think I remember my mom mentioning something about the old Blake house?

Mm-hmm. Yeah. That’s where your Uncle Peter married Jennifer in the ’90s. And it’s also where your Uncle Andre set John up for his own murder.

Wow.

Yes. “Wow” is right.

A lot of drama went down at that house.

[laughs] Yes. Yes, it did. But, I mean, the most dramatic surprise was discovering that my mother hadn’t died in an accident when I was a kid, that she was still alive and she was just roaming around all by herself in that creepy old home. – Enough about Ava. Tell me, Rachel, how did your plan go? Were your mother and father so happy to have you back that they fell into each other’s arms?

Not even close.

Oh. I’m sorry to hear that. But be patient. Now that we have the biggest obstacle out of the way, it’s only a matter of time before you’re one big, happy family again. [tense music]

Rachel got all the way to Aremid by herself?

Yeah. Yeah, that’s our little girl– she’s just smart, resourceful, and defiant as hell.

Well, thank God nothing bad happened to her. Did she say why she went? [soft music]

Actually, she did. She admitted that she thought if she ran away, it would reunite her mother and me.

Yeah. I should have guessed that was the reason.

Well, it was. I think this ordeal has proved that Rachel needs a little bit of therapy.

I agree. In fact, I got that number that you wanted. She’s a wonderful child therapist. Her name is Jillian Chong, and I will text you her information.

Thank you for doing that. I was gonna go see Rachel. I’ll probably call the doctor on the way over there. Oh, Kristen and I, we are gonna need all the help we can get when it comes to that little girl.

Make sure you keep an eye on Ava. She’s very sneaky.

Like I said last night, I’ll take care of Ava. You just concentrate on getting your parents back together again.

Okay, I will. Bye.

Sweet little girl, that Rachel. You must be hungry. Do you want some breakfast? If I remove that, will you play nice? You try and scream, it’ll be wasting your breath. This house has been haunted. Everyone thinks it’s been haunted for years. So no one ever comes around anymore, except maybe the parrot man. And he won’t be of any help. He’s completely out of his gourd.

What was Rachel doing here with you? Why was she here?

She was here to get my help. That poor, troubled girl just wants her parents back together. I’m keeping you from interfering.

Why do you care? Who the hell are you?

That must have been quite a shock, right, finding out your mother was still alive?

Yeah, it was. It really, really was. But, yeah, everyone thought she was a ghost haunting the mansion. I mean, people referred to her as “the woman in white.” She, um–she used to wear this heavy veil around her face because she was scarred from an explosion.

But you eventually– you realized she wasn’t just some phantom of Aremid, right?

Yes. Yes, yes, yes. No, I mean, but she– but initially, I mean, Peter and I, we didn’t recognize her as our mother.

She didn’t say anything to you? Did she at least recognize you guys?

No. No, she was too frightened and confused. I mean, her memories were jumbled. I mean, eventually, she did get them back. And, well, I was very grateful to have that extra time with her– short-lived, though, as it was.

What happened?

A couple of months after we found her, she and your nonno had this confrontation in Paris. The tunnels collapsed. And both were thought to have perished, except later we found out that Stefano had found a way out. Unfortunately, my mother did not.

No, Chanel. No, we didn’t sleep together.

Oh, thank God. Okay, so then what did happen?

Well, after you kissed me, I tried to convince you to let me take you home, but you resisted. No, you said you didn’t wanna go home because you didn’t wanna get a lecture from your mom, so I brought you back here, gave you a glass of water, gave you that t-shirt. And then, this morning, I gave you that cup of coffee.

And that’s it?

Yeah, that’s it. [soft music]

---

So you told a roomful of women I was your biggest regret?

I did.

Just out of the blue, you made this pronouncement?

No, not out of the blue. It was a–it was a game at a bachelorette party, and everyone had to say a hookup that they regretted, and we all took turns.

Ah. Ah. And I would venture to say that in your case, it had nothing to do with not enjoying said hookup.

Uh, it had everything to do with wishing it never happened. And just FYI, Gabi also named you.

I see. Well, FYI, I didn’t hear any complaints from either of you at the time.

Oh, well, we didn’t wanna hurt your feelings.

[laughs] Oh, right– such thoughtful, sensitive women, you and Gabi.

Yes, we are, especially with very thin-skinned men like you who have very, very fragile egos.

Yeah, right. But I’m wondering, my fragile ego aside, if I was so regrettable, why did you allow me to take you home last night?

You offered.

You didn’t have to say yes.

Well, I needed a ride.

[laughs] Oh, come now, Belle. Any number of people could have given you a ride. And not to mention, you also pointed out last night that you could have got a cab or a rideshare.

And if I would have been sober, I certainly would have. [soft quirky music]

No, I don’t think so. I think you wanted me to take you home because you wanted this to happen.

Oh, right, and you didn’t.

We weren’t talking about me.

Well, now we are. Did you or did you not want this to happen?

Why would I want to sleep with you? You stole my job.

Oh, okay, so I get one over on you, and then you get one over on me? Got it.

So I seduced you out of revenge?

Well, it is totally in character.

Perhaps. [clears throat] But in this case, I didn’t have to do much seducing, as it turns out, because you were the one who kissed me first.

And you are the one who started taking all of my clothes off.

I was caught up in the moment.

Well, so was I.

---

Who am I? Hmm. Well, I guess I’m just a woman who believes that families shouldn’t be separated.

I have a family too. I have a son named Tripp. And he was taken from me when he was born. And I wouldn’t wish that kind of torture on my worst enemy. [soft suspenseful music] But I found him. And now we are spending every moment we can making up for lost time.

I know what that’s like. My children were taken from me as well.

Please, then let me go. Tripp just got engaged to his girlfriend, Wendy, at Christmastime, and they’re gonna get married in Hong Kong. And I have to be there. I have to. I have missed so many of the important moments in his life. I cannot miss that too.

Oh, Ava, I do feel for you. But letting you go will only hurt Rachel. You’ve already hurt her so much, coming between her parents. It was very selfish of you.

I wasn’t selfish, I swear. Look, I tried to break things off with Brady. I told him that Rachel needed to come first, and he wouldn’t listen, okay? He was the one who wouldn’t let me break it off with him.

Well, maybe you shouldn’t have let him get his way. Maybe you should have just disappeared, like you’re going to do now.

Aunt Kristen told me you guys tracked Rachel down at Aremid. That’s great news. I’m glad you guys got her home safe and sound.

Yeah, thank God we did.

Uh…so, have a seat. You want–you want some coffee?

No, no, no, no. I actually have to take Rachel to an appointment for her therapy in an hour.

You are? When were you gonna tell me?

I was about to. Listen, Marlena made a recommendation for a therapist, and I called the doctor on the way over, and she had a last-minute opening.

Okay, great, great, great. Well, I wanna be there, so I’m gonna have Rita clear my morning schedule.

Kristen, it’s okay. It’s not necessary. I can take her by myself.

Brady, I said I wanna be there. So you and I, afterwards, we’ll sit down and figure out, aside from getting her therapy, what else we can do to help our daughter. Especially now that Child Protective Services have been contacted. [soft tense music] Unless you have plans with your girlfriend, Ava?

You’re dating Ava now?

Yeah. Yeah, I am. And, no, I don’t have plans with Ava. But I will– as soon as I can reach her.

God, Shawn, I am so sorry I came on to you last night. I am so embarrassed.

Come on. Don’t be. I know you’re going through a really rough time.

Yeah, but still, it was completely inappropriate. I mean, yes, I am furious at Johnny, but he is still my husband. And my wedding vows, they meant something to me, even though they didn’t mean anything to him.

Okay, Chanel, I know that this is probably none of my business, but I’m just gonna go ahead, and I’m gonna say it– I think that last part, I don’t think it’s true. Okay, look, come on, all right, there is no arguing that my cousin screwed up big time. He screwed up. But when I was hanging out with him at the bachelor party, you could tell– you could tell that he deeply regretted what he did. I’m telling you, the guy is miserable without you.

Well, he should have thought about that before he–

What? Before he got drunk and he made a mistake? [soft music] Look, again, I know that this is none of my business. I’m just gonna throw it out there. Maybe if you could just, I don’t know, try to focus on all the good things about your relationship with Johnny– you know, think about all the great times the two of you have had together instead of being fixated on the one mistake that he made. I don’t know, you might be able to find it in your heart to forgive him.

Ah. [both groan] So, who’s to blame for round two?

You, obviously.

[laughs]

Oh, don’t do that.

Don’t what?

Don’t. This is serious. We have made a huge mistake.

A huge mistake, how so? We’re consenting adults. We’re both single.

Okay, but I remember when Sami found out about us the first time, and she was mad. Do you really wanna face her wrath again?

I don’t get it.

What don’t you get?

Well, as I recall, you and I have made jokes about Samantha finding out about us and her ballistic response, as only Samantha can. And why are you so serious about it now?

I have never joked about Sami finding out about us.

You’re obviously suppressing that memory.

Uh, your memory is totally false.

Okay. Okay. Well, since you can’t handle the potential wrath of Samantha, why don’t we just call the whole thing off?

Fine. Good. Go. Leave.

I was going to anyways. I have to attend to an urgent matter.

Well, I thought you might– [soft dramatic music]

---

[soft tense music]

How could you do this? I don’t understand.

[sputters] I am a grown woman, Mom. And you know, you could knock before you come in my room.

I thought you were alone.

And I thought you were at the office.

I’m working from home. Look, I’m sorry that I barged in. I just–I didn’t know any of this was going on. And I don’t know what to call it– you know what? Yes, I do know what to call it. Belle, I am so disappointed in you. I never thought you would get involved with this immoral man again. You know who he is. You know what he does. You know how he hurts people. You know how he hurt your brother. Look… if you’re gonna keep on seeing him, you may not do this in my home. I will not have it.

---

Look, Shawn, I really do appreciate your take on this, and I can tell that your heart is in the right place, but I don’t think you really understand what happened, okay? It’s not just about the fact that Johnny betrayed me when he almost had sex with Joy, but it’s also about the cover-up. He lied to me about it for months.

I get it, all right? It’s no secret that Belle cheated on me when we were married, more than once. So I get what you’re going through. But, I mean, I hate to say that I’ve been in Johnny’s shoes too.

Oh, yeah, right. I heard about you and Talia.

Yeah. Yeah, that was a terrible mistake. I hated myself for hurting Belle. And I can tell– I can tell that Johnny is carrying around that same type of guilt, which is why I can’t help but to feel for him too.

Yeah, I get that, okay? But, hey, since you brought it up– I mean, you and Belle, you had such a strong and loving relationship. And if you guys couldn’t make your marriage work, then what hope do Johnny and I have?

Look, well, there were a lot of factors that led to our divorce. But if I knew– if I knew that there was a remote possibility of our marriage working out, I would have kept fighting. But, in the end, it just– just too much damage that was done, couldn’t repair it.

I’m sorry. Sorry to hear that, Shawn.

So what about you? Think that’s the same case with you and Johnny?

I’m…not sure.

Okay, well, then, I think that you should take my advice, because even if there is the slightest chance that you two could work your marriage out, Chanel, you gotta go for it. You gotta fix it. You gotta fix it before it’s too late.

As soon as you can reach her? Brady, it’s 2025. I mean, if you can’t reach someone, obviously, they’re either ghosting you or they’re dead.

Yeah, that’s funny.

No, seriously. Is your new girlfriend ghosting you?

Will you leave it alone? Just stop.

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I know how hurtful it is to be neglected. I mean, maybe Ava just needs some space. Or could it be maybe you’re being a little too needy, a little too clingy?

When’s the–when’s the last time you heard from Ava?

Johnny, it was a voicemail. And I couldn’t really understand what she was saying on it because the reception was bad.

Okay, well– I don’t know, you wanna play it back? Maybe we can figure it out.

Sure. Give it a try. Cool. – Brady, it’s Ava. You need to call me back as soon as you get this. [static crackling]

Yeah, I mean, it definitely sounds urgent, but I’m sorry, I can’t make it out. Have you tried calling her back?

Yeah, multiple times. I’ve texted her, and I haven’t gotten a response. I was gonna have Steve try to enhance the audio on it, but– I’ll tell you what, if I don’t hear from her soon, I’m gonna call the cops. [soft tense music]

All right, listen up, you old crone. I’ve tried to be reasonable about this, but I’m out of patience now.

Are we playing good captive, bad captive now?

You obviously have no idea who you are messing with. So let me enlighten you. I can have you killed with one phone call, and then you’re gonna be haunting these halls for real.

You know, Ava, I used to know a man just like you. He was very powerful and made all kinds of threats. And for years, for a long time, I would cower in fear. But then one day, I finally stood up to him. And I realized there was nothing to fear– nothing at all. So you can threaten me all you like, doesn’t faze me one bit.

It’s fine. Because Brady is going to be coming through those doors any moment to rescue me.

Ooh, what makes you say that?

Because I left him a message. And I let him know I was coming to pick up Rachel. So as soon as he listens to that message, he’s gonna come running.

Hmm. But as he still hasn’t come to rescue you, maybe he’ll never come running. Maybe he doesn’t give a damn if he never sees you again.

---

All right, so I just cleared my schedule. We are all set for Rachel’s appointment. Where did Johnny go?

He said something about having to solve a missing persons case of his own.

Well, Brady, in all seriousness, I think you’re being a bit dramatic about Ava. She’s a tough cookie. She’s–I’m sure nothing happened to her. I mean, not that I care. But if it were not for you, honestly, I wouldn’t care if she dropped off the face of the Earth. But I know she is a thing for you right now, and God knows why. But, uh, I do hope that nothing’s happened to her and, well, that she gets in touch with you soon.

That almost sounded sincere.

Well, it almost was. I put a lot of effort into it. [soft suspenseful music]

Oh, stop your pouting. I know you’re upset because Brady hasn’t come to find you, but you still have to eat. Come on. Open wide.

How do I know you’re not gonna poison me?

You don’t. But if you don’t eat, you’ll starve to death.

I’ll take my chances.

Oh, well, I guess we’ll just put the gag back on again.

---

Open up. [phone ringing] Hello?

It’s me again. We got trouble.

What’s wrong?

Ava left a voicemail for my dad.

Yes, I heard about that.

Big problem. He just played it for my mom.

Listen, I’m going to put our guest into another room and– so I can speak freely. And when I come back, you’re gonna tell me exactly what was in that message, okay?

Well, that was awkward. Actually, no, awkward doesn’t quite capture it. That was excruciatingly embarrassing, and I don’t think I will ever live it down.

I’m very sorry, Belle.

Yeah, me too– that I didn’t lock the door, for one thing.

A wise idea.

Yes, especially in my parents’ house, where nobody ever seems to knock.

Well, I’d like to say that you’ll know better for next time, but there’s obviously not going to be a next time– not here, anyways.

Not anywhere.

Hmm.

[groans] Johnny.

Hey, Chanel.

What are you doing here? How did you get in?

Your mom let me in. I came by ’cause I was– I was just– I was worried about you. You were in pretty bad shape when you ran off last night, and I just wanted to make sure you were okay.

Well, I’m surprised that my mom didn’t slam the door in your face.

Yeah, so was I. I think she saw how concerned I was when I showed up, so she took pity on me. She insisted you were fine, but I needed to see for myself.

Yeah, well, Mama was right. Aside from a bit of a hangover, I–I’m fine.

I’m glad to hear that. [soft music] Chanel, if you don’t mind my asking… where have you been?

I spent the night with Shawn Brady.

Shawn.

Hi, Marlena. I probably should have called first, but I was in the area. Is this a bad time?

Well, I’m just getting some work done.

Oh, okay, well, then I won’t keep you. I borrowed some pictures of Rachel from Brady, and I just wanted to return them since the search is over.

Yes. Uh, thank you. I’ll make sure that he gets them. And thanks for stopping by.

Yeah. [soft tense music]

---

Belle?

Shawn, uh, EJ–

You don’t owe me an explanation. Your personal life, it’s none of my business. [soft tense music]

---

Your personal life is none of my business, either. But anyone who comes into my home is my business, and you– you are not welcome here.

Understood. I’ll be on my way.

You, uh–you slept with my cousin Shawn?

No. No, we didn’t sleep together, but I did kiss him.

I see.

It was a drunken mistake. And for the record, he did not kiss me back. He just took me home so that I could sleep it off.

Well, I guess– I guess I should thank him for looking out for you.

Well, he was looking out for you too.

What do you mean?

Well, this morning he asked me if there was any chance that I could ever forgive you. And, um… [apprehensive music] Actually did more than that. He urged me to forgive you, and I told him that I wasn’t sure if I was ready to do that.

I understand.

And then he offered me some advice. He said that if I thought that there was any chance at saving our marriage, that I should act on it before it’s too late. And I think– I think that he was right.

[groans] So good to see you, pumpkin.

You’re not mad at me anymore?

Uh, I’m not happy, honey, that you ran away. You scared me half to death. But you’re my little girl, and I’m very happy that you’re okay. And I will always love you no matter what, okay?

Can we do something fun, like go to the zoo?

Well, actually, sweetheart, honey, no, no, no. We’re gonna go to your therapy today. Remember, we talked about that?

Yeah, I do. You said I could tell them how much I hate Ava.

Well–

I’m sorry, what is that?

I think that’s what you said. All I said is that you can feel free to talk about your feelings, right?

Same thing.

Okay, why don’t you go get your winter jacket, all right?

Okay.

Okay.

Kristen?

What?

Really?

No, that’s all I said. That’s all I said, Brady. [phone beeps] What is it? A text from Ava?

Yes. Finally.

Hmm. [suspenseful music]

Well, I solved your little mystery. I know why Brady hasn’t come looking for you.

Why? Did he not get my message?

Well, not all of it. Apparently, there was a bad connection and he didn’t hear you say you were coming to Aremid to fetch Rachel.

Oh, well… He’s still gonna wonder where I am when I don’t show up in Salem again.

No, he won’t. Thanks to your big mouth, I was able to help Rachel send Brady the perfect response.

“I’m sorry I haven’t returned your calls. I just landed in Hong Kong.”

Really? Really? Excuse me.

I’m sorry. I’m just curious. Why is she in Hong Kong?

It’s none of your business. I don’t know.

Well, it’s not hard to guess. She’s probably there to visit Tripp and Wendy. And maybe, just maybe, she’s kind enough to go there so that our little girl might have been inspired to come back home. I take it from your silence that I’m right. Oh, come on, Brady. What’s with the sad face? I mean, Ava–I mean, she’s going to be back soon.

No, you know? No, she’s not. It appears that she’s gonna be staying there for quite a long time because she doesn’t wanna get between my daughter and me.

Oh, dear. So is Ava breaking up with you?

Yes, she is.

---

Mission accomplished.

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

Ugh, they never warn you how much of a hassle it is keeping someone captive, do they? Holding Rafe in the tunnels is becoming a full-time job. Not that I need to tell you that. Of course, I don’t have a job, thanks to Jada Hunter. But I’ll get my revenge. The woman will rue the day she crossed a DiMera.

What woman would that be, Dad?

[laughs] You caught me. I was just complaining to your nonno about Commissioner Hunter.

What’d she do?

Well, besides going behind my back to Mayor Price and getting me fired.

Right, that. Well, look, I’d be happy to put in a good word for you with my mother-in-law, except I’m not exactly high up on Paulina’s list after what I did to her daughter.

[tense music]

---

Well, hello, hello. Hey! [chuckles] Well? How do I look?

You look good, Mama. Yeah, where are you going?

Oh, to an event for my police commissioner.

Mm. A fundraiser?

Hell, no. It’s Jada’s bachelorette party. So put down that popcorn. Get dressed. You are coming with me.

[music playing]

Well, tonight is Jada’s last hurrah as a single woman.

Ah. It’s our job to make sure it’s a night she never forgets.

I brought just the thing to help with that.

Ah.

All right.

[whimsical music]

---

Classy.

Oh, you know it, girl. All right. Here.

Party doesn’t start for an hour.

Well, don’t tell me Patch Johnson’s daughter is scared of a little pre-game. Yes! OK, now we’re talking. On three?

Sure. One, two–

---

Mmm. [laughing]

Mmm.

Mm-hmm.

Shawn, what are you still doing here?

Well, I just finished the report on Rachel Black. Apparently, Child Protective Services are getting involved.

Oh. Let’s hope nothing comes of that. Rachel was upset and ran away because her parents aren’t together. It’s unfortunate, but it’s– it’s nobody’s fault.

Yeah, I agree. And now that I’m done with that, I’m about to head over to your groom-to-be’s bachelor party.

Hmm. You boys better not get too wild.

Oh, come on. This is Rafe we’re talking about here. How wild do you think it’s going to get?

Ah. Well, let’s see. What are we in the mood for? Wild, Wild Cheerleaders or MILFs Gone Wild?

Oh, what’s up, primo? Why are you so jumpy?

Ah. I don’t know. I guess because I’m anxious about getting married tomorrow.

Which is why you need to relax. So I’m throwing you a bachelor party tonight.

You said bachelor party? As in booze and strippers bachelor party?

Yeah, you down with that?

Hell, yeah, I am.

Wow, I thought you might have been resistant to it.

Are you kidding me? Just don’t hog all the lap dances, OK? Groom gets first pick.

Oh, you don’t worry about that. You know tonight’s entertainment’s not my flavor.

Yeah, right. What kind of hot-blooded man doesn’t want a lap dance from a beautiful woman?

A hot-blooded man that likes other hot-blooded men.

---

[soft orchestration]

Announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so arethe “Days of Our Lives.”

---

Come on, you. Get a move on. Get dressed. We’ve got a party to attend.

Mama!

Don’t you Mama me. Now, I’ve been watching you moping around here for days, crying over that trifling ass Johnny DiMera.

Who happens to be my husband.

Well, look, I know– I know you’re still hurting. But just sitting around here feeling sorry for yourself isn’t going to change anything. So chop, chop. Get a move on. Get dressed. Get cute. Come on. Get up. Get up! Come on. I am going to get that man, that Johnny DiMera off your mind if it’s the last thing I do.

---

Oh. Ooh!

I take it there hasn’t been any improvement in your marital situation.

No, Chanel wants nothing to do with me.

Well, don’t give up hope. I can’t tell you the amount of times your mother and I forgave each other.

Till you didn’t. What’s with the tray?

Oh, I– I just got Harold to prepare me a light meal, light dinner, in fact, to have in my quarters.

You’re eating in your room? [chuckles]

Just trying to mix things up.

OK, well, I’d better– I’d better get going.

OK. Where are you off to?

Rafe’s cousin is throwing him a bachelor party down at the Pub.

A bachelor party?

Mm-hmm.

I didn’t know about this.

Well, why would you? You can’t stand Rafe.

Well, of course, the man is insufferable. But as you well know, I recently hired him to help me on a case. And he should be focused on the task at hand, not sowing the last of his wild oats.

Don’t you think Rafe deserves one night to let loose?

How loose are we talking?

I don’t know. I don’t have all the details. And it’s not like Rafe is known as a party animal.

Of course, you’re right. Well, please go have fun.

Thanks. I’ll see you later.

[chuckles] Bye. [sighs] The last thing I need is for Arnold to let loose in front of Rafe’s friends and family. One drunken slip of the tongue, and he could ruin everything.

Primo, did you forget that I’m gay?

No. No, I– of course I didn’t forget. I just figured that maybe tonight– tonight you go with the flow.

The flow? Well, yeah, stranger things have happened.

I guess. All right, well, I’m going to go get showered and get ready for the big night. Can’t wait to get some quality lap time with a hot little number and get hammered. Hammer time. [laughs]

Weird.

Sorry, my fiancé is so straight-laced.

Why are you apologizing to me?

Well, considering you’re a newly single guy, I’m sure you’d be up for a real party.

Hey, this is Rafe’s big night, so we go at his speed.

Well, I am glad to hear that. And, hey, I don’t want you to think that I’m complaining. Rafe is the most loving and loyal guy that I could ever want. I can’t tell you how good it feels to know exactly where I stand at all times, especially after some of my past relationships. Madame DA.

Hi there, Bridey. Hi, Shawn.

Hey, Belle.

Please tell me we don’t have an appointment that I forgot about.

Well, kind of. I was sent here to escort you to your bachelorette party.

[laughter]

Stephanie thought I needed an escort?

Well, she knew you had to work late and didn’t want you to weasel out of having a good time the night before your wedding.

But I’m not even dressed.

Oh, well. Tada! [laughs] Here, go change in your office. Go!

All right.

I was going to say, you look a little overdressed for police work.

Oh. [laughs]

I mean, come on. You look great.

Aw. Thank you. What are you doing tonight?

Well, as a matter of fact, I’m about to go to a bachelor party.

Oh, I wasn’t sure there was going to be one.

Yep, there’s one. And I think it should be fun.

Yeah. I’m really happy for Jada and Rafe.

Yeah, me too. So I guess I’m going to see you at the wedding tomorrow, then?

Yeah. Yeah, I’ll see you there. Ah, I should probably go and see if Jada needs any help.

Yeah.

[knocking]

Ha! Ha! Someone told me there’s a party.

Come on in, boss.

Oh, no, I am not your boss tonight. I’m just here for the fun. And I brought a friend.

Hi. I hope you don’t mind me crashing.

Are you kidding? The more the merrier.

Oh, Chanel, she needs some cheering up. She and Johnny, they’re going through a rough patch.

Dang, Mama. Why do you have to put my business all out in the street?

We’re among friends. Besides, I am sure that Stephanie and Gabi both know what it feels like to have a man cheat on you and break your heart.

Oh, you bet I do.

Your mom is right, Chanel. We’ve got your back.

Yeah, well, thank you. I really do appreciate that. Too bad my husband isn’t as loyal as my friends.

There you go, buddy.

Thanks. Where’s– where’s everybody else?

They should be here soon. Javi said that Rafe is still getting ready.

Is my– is my Grandpa Roman in the back?

Oh, no. No. Roman is in Chicago visiting with your Uncle Rex. He left me in charge of the joint, which is a decision he might live to regret. That was supposed to be a joke.

Ah. Right. Yeah. I’m sorry.

What’s going on? You OK, buddy?

Yeah. No, I’m fine. I just– I was– I was kind of hoping to talk to my Grandpa Roman about some stuff. I could use some advice.

OK, well, I’m not your grandpa, but I’m a good listener. And, you know, Kayla and I were over at Abe and Paulina’s the other night for dinner. We saw Chanel.

So then you– you know how badly I messed up.

I got the gist.

I think I really blew it, Uncle Steve. I– I don’t know if Chanel’s ever going to be able to forgive me.

Come on, Johnny. Listen, we all make mistakes, OK? A mistake doesn’t have to mean the end of your marriage. Just ask your Aunt Kayla about how many times I screwed up.

So then how’d you come out on the other side?

I’ll tell you how we did it. By trusting in the power of our love no matter how stupid I was to take it for granted.

Whoo!

[laughter]

That a girl.

OK, chica.

Maybe– maybe we should try to pace ourselves, baby.

I’m good, Mama. I know my limits.

[knocking]

[screaming]

Oh, the bride has arrived.

I told you I’d get her here looking fabulous.

I’m not overdressed?

Va va voom!

Oh, my god, are you kidding? You look amazing.

Come on in. The water’s fine.

It looks like you started without us.

Well, then you better catch up.

Are you ready?

Oh, yeah.

You know what? I am ready to turn all the way up tonight. Let’s put those boys to shame!

[cheering]

There you go.

Thanks. You know I got to admit, I was expecting something a little more rowdy.

We’ll get there. The night’s still young.

Yeah! So how awesome is this? Party for me with all my bros to celebrate.

Yeah. You deserve it, pal. There you go. Yeah.

So this party is anything goes, right?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Oh, whoa, whoa. It’s a bachelor party, OK? You can say or do anything, and no one is going to tell you to stop, all right?

Good evening, gentlemen.

So much for that.

Dad, the Pub is closed for Rafe’s bachelor party.

I know.

Then what are you doing here?

Why wouldn’t I want to raise a toast to the lucky groom?

Well, maybe because you hate the guy’s guts.

And vice versa.

Well, I won’t deny that Rafe and I have had our clashes. I think we’re trying to turn a corner. Right, Rafe?

Uh-huh.

It’s hardly a ringing endorsement.

Well, Shawn, if you really must know, I’ve hired Rafe to investigate on my behalf, and I’ve come for a progress report.

Is that true, Rafe?

Yeah. Yeah, he did. It’s a– he just– he hired me to track down that Sloan Petersen chick. Is there a problem?

Yeah, there’s a problem. You can’t just take on new cases without running it by me first.

OK. I don’t see what the big deal is, man. I mean, we’re PIs. And he hired me, paid me a bunch of cash to do PI stuff.

The big deal is it’s my name and John’s name on that door, not yours. And it’s never a good idea to get involved with the DiMeras.

OK, buddy. You need to chill out.

Hey, hey, hey, Rafe, tell me you understand what I’m saying or we’ve got ourselves a real problem here.

Chug, chug, chug!

[laughter]

[dance music playing]

---

What are you looking at, hmm? Thinking you’re all cool with your little sunglasses and your little six-pack abs. I bet you cheat on your little inflatable wife all the time, too, don’t you?

Well, OK.

What did you put in these, because you’re not supposed to taste the alcohol.

Well, I’d tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

No, you– you can’t threaten me. I am the commissioner. OK, honey? I’m–

Yeah, Jada’s right. That’s actually a prosecutable offense, and I would know because I’m the DA.

[laughter]

OK, I’m the mayor, and I don’t give a damn what’s in them.

[laughter]

It tastes good.

Wow, you think the guys are having as much fun as we are?

To hell with the guys, OK? Death to all straight cisgender men.

You’re trying to start something with me, Patchy?

Hey, boys, boys, boys, boys, boys. This is supposed to be a party. You can talk about who’s hiring who next week.

Yeah, you know what? Javi’s right. Let’s go– let’s go check on the food, you guys. And Johnny, maybe you could see if your dad has someplace else to be, so that’d be great.

Yeah, Dad–

Ah, Shawn, I’ll take a veggie and hummus tray if you have any back there. Just trying to cut back on the fried foods, you know?

Rafe, you see he’s just trying to cause trouble, and you’re playing right into it.

Come on, Uncle Steve. Come on. Let’s go see how those wings are doing. Let’s go. Come on.

It’s OK.

Dad, maybe– maybe it’d be a good idea if you found someplace else to go.

Nonsense. Rafe’s more than happy to have me here, aren’t you?

Yeah. Yeah, no, I’m fine if he stays.

Mm-hmm.

Well, it’s your night. I’m gonna go see if they need help bringing the food out of the kitchen.

I’m going to check on the entertainment, see if they’re on their way.

OK. Yeah, yeah, see, now you’re talking. This guy. You’re ruining my night.

This party isn’t for you, you pathetic slug. It’s for Rafe Hernandez!

Oh, yeah. I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I have his stupid face.

These are some of his closest friends. And Steve Johnson is a professional snoop. If anyone can spot that you’re a fake, it’s him.

Oh, yeah. You know what? He didn’t see nothing. That’s why he was tweaking out, this guy. Besides, you’re the one who’s screwing things up. You didn’t have to tell Cyclops that I’m working for you, did you?

I needed to come up with a reason why I would attend a party of someone that I detest.

OK, whatever. I’m just waiting for the strippers.

You need to keep your eye on the prize. I am not paying you to get lap dances. You have one mission and one mission alone– to help me get back at Jada Hunter.

Easy now.

What? I’m just blowing off a little steam.

Oh, well, breathe, breathe, baby. That nice lifeguard didn’t do anything to you.

OK. OK. You know what, everyone? How about a game? Huh? Huh?

OK. What kind of game? Because I am at the point where I can’t remember any trivia.

[laughter]

No trivia. No trivia. Each of these cards has a personal question on it. So you pick one and you answer honestly or you take a shot. [laughter]

Oh! Hey!

Perfect. OK, first card. Oh! Name a hookup you regret. I’ll go first. Jeremy Horton, world class dirtbag.

[laughter]

And I’m going to take a shot anyway, to wash his name out of my mouth.

Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. Aha.

[laughter]

Paulina?

Oh! That’s easy. 50 Cent.

What?

You hooked up with 50 Cent?

It’s pronounced Fitty Cent.

[laughter]

Oh, yeah, we ran in the same circles, back in my Miami days.

Ooh!

OK, I don’t think I would regret that one because that man is fine.

Oh, no, no. I don’t regret anything. We had a fabulous time.

[laughing]

Ooh, I just regret what happened afterwards.

What happened afterwards?

Ooh, brotha wouldn’t stop blowing up my pager.

[laughter]

Oh, I said “Curtis, boo, enough. I know I’m hard to get over, but please try.”

[laughter]

That is an incredible flex.

Yes, you– you are a legend.

Wow. We should use that story during your campaign.

No.

Oh my god. Wow. OK, well, who’s next? Belle?

Oh, god, no, I’m not following that. I’ll take a shot.

[laughter]

All right, then, what about our bride? Yeah. Commissioner Jada Hunter, soon-to-be Hernandez. Give us a hookup you regret.

OK, well, it was actually my first time.

Aww.

This is good.

Yeah, I was in high school, and we went to band camp.

[laughter]

Like in “American Pie”?

No, no, no. It was not like that in the movie. It was– it was actually like– it was pretty sweet.

Aww.

Yeah, until the gorgeous saxophone player that I hooked up with went around and told every single person at the camp that we slept together.

Oh, no.

What a tool.

I know.

Typical.

Did you find him and shove his sax down his throat?

[laughter]

No, I was too embarrassed. I was too embarrassed. But even– even after all this time, if I ever catch him out, it is a one trip ticket to taser-town.

[laughter]

OK, OK. Hey, no one heard me say that.

No, no, please, please, please. We’ll help you do it. What’s this loser’s name?

No, no, no, no. Forget about it. Gabi, you’re next. What hookup do you regret?

That’s easy. EJ DiMera.

Wait, you hooked up with EJ?

Uhh. I wanted to pay Stefan back for sleeping with Ava while I was in prison.

You see, every damn DiMera! Cheaters!

Chanel.

It was a huge mistake, and it completely destroyed my marriage.

Screw EJ!

Screw EJ!

Oh my god. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here’s another one. All right, all right. You know what? Belle, quit keeping us in suspense. Spill.

Well, Gabi here already stole my thunder because my most regrettable hookup was also EJ.

[tense music]

---

You hooked up with EJ?

OK, listen, this was when Shawn and I were separated. And, you know, I actually thought that we had something. And then my sister showed up, a.k.a. EJ’s ex-wife, and she completely freaked out. So–

So Sami scared you away?

No, Sami scared EJ away. And he was, like, tripping all over himself, telling her how much I didn’t mean anything to him.

Oh.

I know, I probably deserved for breaking girl code, so–

No, no, to hell with them. EJ went after his ex’s sister. That man has no conscience.

Mm-mm.

I can attest to that.

Is there anyone in the room who has not slept with my father-in-law? Praise the Lord. Some of y’all got taste.

Chanel, your turn. Tell us the hookup that you regret.

Oh, that’s easy. My husband, Johnny. He is every bit as nasty as that father of his.

Are you listening to me?

You’re as bad as one-eyed Willie. I know what to do, OK?

You better, because I’m starting to lose my patience.

Dinner is served. All the deep fried goodness you could ever want, and some rabbit food for Lord Fauntleroy over there.

So I couldn’t get in touch with the entertainment. But would anyone like to play darts while we wait?

I’m afraid playtime is over, boys. At least for one of you.

You don’t mean that about Johnny.

The hell I don’t. You know what? I thought that Johnny was the love of my life. But all he did was shatter my heart into a million little pieces when he cheated with that skank, Joy Wesley.

Ooh, boy.

And, you know what? I should have known– I should have known when he was possessed by the devil that he was not right for me.

Say what now?

You know, the devil, he only preys on the weak-minded.

Oh, well, we know that’s not true from experience.

OK, what is going on here?

You know what this party needs?

An exorcism.

[laughter]

A change of scenery. What say we hit the road?

Can we help you with something, officer?

I’m the one asking the questions here, Pirate Pete.

[laughter]

What’d she just call me?

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey, I’m sorry. I don’t– I don’t think we’ve met. I’m Detective Shawn Brady. OK, look, my family owns the place, and we’re having a private bachelor party for a good friend of ours who just happens to be the ex-commissioner.

Good for you.

I’m sorry, officer. What’s going on here?

You’re the groom?

Yeah. Is there a problem?

Oh, you better believe it. I’m here to arrest you for identity theft.

[dramatic music]

---

Identity theft?

You heard me. You’re going around Salem claiming you’re someone you’re not.

Yeah, I don’t know–

A married man. When you’re still very much single.

What?

At least for one more night. Woo!

I told you there’d be entertainment.

That’s what I’m talking about.

Let’s go.

[upbeat music]

---

OK, guys, our car is here, and we should all be able to squeeze in.

OK, OK, where are we going? Are we going clubbing?

Yeah! You’ll see. You’ll see.

[laughter]

You know what? Why don’t you girls, you go on ahead. I think I’m going to get Chanel home.

Are you sure?

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. She wasn’t really up for this, and I just– I didn’t listen to her, so let me– come on, let me get you to bed.

No, I don’t want to go home.

Well, I think you do.

No, I don’t. I’m just starting to have fun.

Now, baby, you’re still hurting.

No, I feel great, OK? Look, the night is young and free and so am I. So where are we going?

[music playing]

Oh. I’ve been a bad boy. Want to arrest me?

Uh-uh-uh. You can look, but you can’t touch.

Oh, come on, baby. Just one little touch. I’m a good tipper.

Your bride is a lucky lady.

Yeah.

Oh!

Hmm. Having a good time?

Jada? Jada, I was–

Oh, don’t let us interrupt you, big brother.

No, no, no, I– we were just doing–

Calm down, Rafe. You know what happens at bachelor parties. Go ahead. Finish your lap dance.

[laughs] No, no, no. Because I would rather have a lap dance from you.

What the hell are you doing here?

I could ask you the same thing.

OK, well, you better not ruin this night for my brother. I’m going to go get a drink.

OK, nice talking to you, Ms. Hernandez. [gags]

Hey. What happened to the bachelorette party?

Well, someone needed to make sure that your boys are behaving. [laughs]

Yeah. Well, let’s just hope that these two behave.

Hey, I– I didn’t know you were going to Jada’s party.

Yeah? Well, that’s because I don’t have to tell you my plans anymore.

It’s not what I meant.

No. No, because you never say what you actually mean, like when you said that you promised to– what was it? Love, honor, and be faithful to me?

Chanel.

No, no. Save it. Or matter of fact, you know what, tell it to Joy Wesley, OK? Because you are her problem now.

Oh! Chanel!

I’m on it.

No, no, no. Let me go. Let me go. I’m the only one that’s completely sober. And plus, I know a little bit about letting alcohol and anger get the better of you.

Thank you.

All right.

[laughs] Well, as much fun as tonight has been for the both of us, I think we should be heading out.

What? Now?

Yeah. We don’t want to be hung over for our wedding day tomorrow. I’ll get us a car.

Yeah, well, actually, I already got a room at the Inn.

You do? Why?

No, no, no. Well, because it’s– I mean, you’re not supposed to be together before your wedding, right? It’s bad luck. Besides, it’s going to make our wedding night all the more special, right?

Wow, you really are old-fashioned.

Is that a bad thing?

Well, I’m not thrilled that we’re going to spend the night away from each other, but I’ll allow it, if it means that it will make tomorrow as special as we both want it.

Oh, I know it. Yeah.

---

Oh, well, looks like you ladies had a good time, huh?

I will be paying for it tomorrow.

No, you won’t.

Oh, boy.

No, no, no. Come on. No, no, no. We’ll clean up later. Come here. Yes, you come over here with your Papa. Have a seat.

It’s such a mess, though.

The mess can keep. Come on. Sit down.

OK. What’s up?

Well, why don’t you tell me? I know that you and your mom had an ice cream and rom-com night so you could process your break up with Phillip. I just want to make sure you’re OK. Because she said you sounded kind of defeatist.

Maybe that’s because I’ve been defeated.

Come on, baby girl. You can’t let one bad experience cause you to give up on love.

One bad experience? Are we forgetting that this is my second time at bat with Philip, not to mention Chad and Everett and all the other failed relationships.

Come on. Forget about those guys. Listen to me. There is somebody out there who’s just as perfect for you as your mom is for me.

I don’t know about that.

Oh, I do. And one of these days, you’re going to find him. And you’re going to be having your own bachelorette party.

[laughs]

Yeah. And after that, I’m going to walk my little sweetness down the aisle.

Thanks, Dad. I needed to hear that.

Come here. Oh, my baby girl.

You know you did not need to drive me home, and you certainly did not need to walk me to my door.

You seem to have had an awful lot to drink tonight.

Oh, please, I barely had anything to drink. I had, like, six Jell-O shots. Maybe seven. I don’t know.

Oh, was that all?

I know how to call a rideshare.

My driver was already sitting outside the Pub.

Oh, well, you’re nothing if not a gentleman.

Well, you know, I have my moments.

Oh, well, do you have your moments where you recognize sarcasm? Because I was being sarcastic. I don’t think you’re a gentleman at all.

[sighs] What is your problem with me, Belle?

My problem?

I mean, if there was any reason to be upset, it’d be me.

[scoffs] You?

Yes, yes. You stole my job.

Well, you ghosted me after Sami found out about us.

Is that what this is about? Did you go after the DA position because you hadn’t gotten over me yet?

Oh, please, the only person here who hasn’t gotten over you is you. Now get the hell out of my house.

Ooh, I seem to have struck a nerve. In vino veritas and all that.

Oh, my god. You are so smug. I don’t know what I ever saw in you.

I don’t know. You tell me.

[soft music]

[dance music]

Oh, there you are.

Finally, a friendly face.

It’s good to see you, too.

Wait, wait, did Mama send you?

No, no, she didn’t send me. I volunteered. I’m here to make sure you get home safe.

I don’t want to go home. I want to dance. Come on. Come on. Dance with me, Shawn.

Chanel, you are drunk.

Yeah, I know. And I plan on getting even drunker. And then who knows where the night will take us.

[laughter]

You guys are so sweet to make sure that I got home OK.

Well, we live here too.

I have the bestest future in-laws ever.

[laughter]

Well, I’m just glad that you had fun tonight and that you weren’t too upset walking in on that stripper.

Oh. Why would I be upset? That stripper might have had one dance with my man Rafe. But I– I get to spend my whole life with him.

Hell, yeah, you do.

Yeah. How lucky am I? Well, I better get to my room because I got to get some sleep so I can be fresh for my wedding day tomorrow with your brother. Oh. You know, just think, in a few short hours, I am going to be Mrs. Rafe Hernandez. [giggles]

[knocking]

Oh, you came.

Why else would I have taken your number?

Oh. All right, then. Let’s get this party started, shall we?

[music playing]

[groans]

Oh!

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to join Kassandra and Rhett in holy matrimony. If anyone knows any reason why these two should not wed, let them speak now or forever hold their peace. And then back from the dead, Charlemagne bursts in to announce she’s pregnant with Rhett’s baby. Pandemonium erupts. But why should she get to have all the fun? Who says there can’t be two interruptions? Suddenly, Rhett’s twin brother Thrust bursts into the church. And he says– he says–

Who do you have to sleep with to get a drink around here?

[jazzy music]

Hey, I’m sorry to just show up like this. I hope you weren’t busy.

No, no, I was just on Julie’s computer trying to find a job. I need to start paying you back that money that you loaned me. What’s going on? Are you OK?

Not really.

Let me guess. Is this about that girl that Tate got pregnant?

[light upbeat music]

---

Hey.

Hey. Any takers?

Well, everyone seemed really concerned, and everyone took one. They said they’d put it in their windows and stuff. Ah, I just hope it gets results so we can track her down.

Yeah, I’ve been checking social media. It’s getting a lot of reposts, but no word yet.

Dad said he would call if there’s any news. So far, I haven’t heard anything.

---

[ominous music]

---

[phone beeps]

Brady, it’s Ava. You need to call me back as soon as you get this–

[phone static] [line clicks]

---

Damn it, Ava, what were you trying to tell me?

---

Rachel, are you–
[eerie music]

---

[dramatic musical flourish]

---

That was even easier than I thought.

---

No kidding.

Looks like this Ava woman won’t be coming between your mommy and daddy anymore.

---

[soft orchestration]

Announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so arethe “Days of Our Lives.”

---

[jazzy music]

That is the first thing you said to me when we met. Who do you have to sleep with to get a drink around here? Thought it was wonderfully crass and bold. And I considered answering, me. But then I thought that was too crass and too bold, not to mention a little pushy. So I controlled myself and said something reasonably polite, as I recall.

Actually, you said nothing, as I recall. You were, uh, sitting right here in this very bar, and you were sitting over there typing away, drinking a spicy Mezcal Paloma.

Time-out, time-out, Romeo. If you knew what I was drinking, why did you act like you didn’t?

Maybe because I wanted you to tell me about it. Is that such a big mystery, Juliet?

No. I just like hearing you say it.

You were drinking a caipirinha.

My usual.

Mm-hmm. It was tart, very sweet. And I knew that as soon as I tasted it, I would always associate it with you. Which is why I couldn’t even look at a caipirinha for a while– you know, when we were not seeing each other.

Yeah, things did get a little loco between us, I mean, for a while anyway.

Thanks to me and this cursed laptop.

No, no, don’t hurt its feelings. That’s what drew me over to you in the first place.

I thought it was my dimples.

Well, creative guys are my weakness, but creative guys with dimples? Guárdame. And besides, all that matters is that we found our way back to each other.

---

[phone beeps]
[line trilling]

Come on, Ava. Come on, pick up. [phone ringing]

[eerie music]

---

Brady calling. It’s your dad.

What do we do?

Simple. We just won’t answer it.

---

Ava, hey. It’s Brady. I got your message. I heard you say that you needed me to call you back, but there must have been a bad connection because I couldn’t hear the rest. Is this about Rachel? Please call me when you can.

---

[sighs]

So I was with Tate trying to help him find his missing sister.

His sister’s missing?

Yeah. She ran away and nobody can find her.

Oh, wow. I’m really sorry. That’s terrible.

Yeah. Everyone’s, like, really worried.

Yeah, well, I’m surprised you’re still not with Tate.

Well, we were trying to get the word out on social media. We figured if enough people knew she was missing, maybe someone would have seen her.

Sure. Yeah, of course.

Mm-hmm. And just as we were brainstorming ideas, Sophia shows up unannounced. And she drops this huge bombshell that her mom won’t let her give the baby up for adoption, which, I guess, now means that Tate and her have to raise the baby together. So that’s why I’m still not with him. [twangy guitar music]

Hey, I’m thinking maybe we should split up. You know, I’ll stay here. I’ll watch the laptop. And you go home and maybe see if you can help out there

No, actually, I think we’ll get more done together. Besides, we need to talk about what happened.

---

Uh, OK.

Because I’ve been thinking, Tate, about the whole adoption thing.

OK. What about it?

Well, since my mother is never going to agree to it, what if we–

What if we what?

What if we do it anyway?

[tense music]

---

So, speaking of your sexy profession, how’s the writing going?

Well, if I could figure out a way to make this wedding sexy, then all of my problems would just melt away. Alas–

Hey. If anyone can do it–

Well, then I would still have to figure out where 15 different cast members are sitting, who says what to whom. It’s a lot of work. I should be getting hazard pay.

Hey. Try planning a real wedding. Jada and Rafe are getting married in 16 hours, and I still don’t even want to think about what I have to do tomorrow.

Well, at least you have help. Who’s Rafe’s best man?

I don’t think he has one. Tell me– what?

Who’s planning his bachelor party?

What, I’m supposed to do that, too?

Well, if nobody’s volunteered.

Oh my God. I have never planned a bachelor party. I’ve never been to a bachelor party. So I have to order food. I have to book a venue.

OK. the venue is the easy part, Martha Stewart. Just reserve this place. no perspiration required. Or better yet, the Brady Pub. That’s probably more Rafe’s speed. Look, it’s just a bunch of guys sitting around drinking. They’re not going to care where they are, as long as there’s a stripper.

A stripper? Where am I going to get stripper?

That’s where your roguish boyfriend comes in.

I got a feeling Rafe would prefer a woman.

His loss.

And for that matter. Jada would, too.

OK, you need a stripper? I can find you a stripper. Oh, shoot.

What is it?

That kid, Doug, left me a message yesterday. I must have missed it.

 Mr. Stark, it’s Doug Williams. I just wanted to let you know I paid off all my debts. A friend gave me a loan. And I’m determined to get a job and pay it back completely. I need to do right by the people here in Salem that have been so good to me.

---

So if you could call me back, I was wondering if there’s any way you could help me again. And I want to do whatever it takes to get that necklace back to Julie.

[suspenseful music]

---

Maybe this isn’t as bad as you think it is.

Right. It’s probably worse.

Oh, come on. Just because Sophia has to keep the baby doesn’t mean she and Tate are going to raise it together.

Yeah, I guess that’s true. But still, it’s like they’re going to be tied to each other for– for practically the next 18 years. I mean, we’re literally going to be in our 30s by that time.

OK. I think you might be getting a little ahead of yourself there.

No, not really. I mean, when I first found out Sophia was pregnant, I tried to be so understanding and hopeful because– because I know the two of them didn’t mean for this to happen. And they were on their way to get an abortion.

Which would have made everything a lot simpler.

Right. But when Sophia’s mom found out, it’s like all of a sudden Sophia’s actually having the baby. And only then Tate tells me they’re even talking about adoption. But guess what. Sophia’s mom didn’t approve of that, either. So– so it’s like this is never going to be over. Next thing you know, Tate’s going to be telling me he has to marry Sophia after all.

---

[twangy guitar music]

I’m sorry. What do you mean we’ll do it anyway? How are we going to give the baby up for adoption without your mother’s approval?

Simple. I’ll be 18 before the baby is born. So what if we go to an adoption agency and make all the arrangements? And my mom never has to know.

---

Sophia, I don’t think it’s a good idea.

Why not?

Because I just– I don’t think that going to an adoption agency on the sly is a good plan.

It is if we’re the only ones who know about it.

Sophia, your parents are going to find out about this. You said your mother freaked out when you went to the doctor’s appointment without her, right? OK, what happens when you go to the hospital nine months’ pregnant and you don’t come home with a baby? [tense music]

---

Brady, come on. What is the news? Just tell me what’s going on.

JJ stopped by the house earlier, said there’s nothing new to report yet. Did you get some rest?

No! I couldn’t. I’m just a little too worked up.

I know. Me, too.

I mean, especially after I talked to EJ.

Talked to– what are you, a glutton for punishment?

No. I mean, he was actually kind of being great.

EJ?

Yeah.

EJ DiMera? Great?

Well, I mean, we do have our moments sometimes. And he just– he wanted to let me know that he was doing everything he could to find Rachel and that were, you know, still a family, even though we’re not related by blood.

---

Is she dead?

---

Not to worry. She’s very much alive.

---

She’s clearly a tough bird, though. No wonder she caused so much trouble for your mommy. But now she’s out of the way, nothing to stop your mommy and daddy getting back together again.

---

Tate, listen. This could really work. OK, just– just think about it. We don’t tell my parents about the adoption until after the baby is born. And what can they do about it then aside from yelling? It’s not like they can interfere with the adoption since I’ll be over 18.

---

What? What are you thinking?

Just that– they’re– they’re not just going to yell and then get over it. They’re bound to be extremely upset and angry.

So what? I’m used to that.

Yeah, but not the kind of anger you’d be getting over something this huge. Sophia, like, I don’t know. What if they decide not to pay for your college?

Then I will take out a loan. Or maybe I’ll get a scholarship, or at least a partial one.

I just– I think this is a disaster waiting to happen.

Not necessarily. I mean, like I said, I can take my parents going ballistic. And if they don’t want to support me after that, then fine. I’ll support myself. They can disown me for all I care.

---

What? What are you thinking now?

[gentle piano music]

---

You said your mom doesn’t want the baby raised by strangers, right?

Yeah, that’s what she said.

---

What if they weren’t strangers? Like, what if– hear me out. What if we found a really, really perfect couple who wanted to adopt a baby? And then we got to know them, you know. And your mom did, too. She’d– she’d probably end up really liking them, maybe even trusting them, right? What do you think?

Well, I can’t imagine my mom liking anyone who’s not religious.

OK, fine. All right, then we’ll make sure the couple is religious. You know, my Uncle Eric used to be a priest, so maybe he can put us in touch with some couples. Sophia, if your mom knows that the baby is for sure going to be raised in a good Christian home, then maybe she’d change her mind.

---

Please get back to me when you can. Thanks.

So what’s this necklace that he’s talking about?

Uh, I probably shouldn’t have played that message out loud.

No, it’s too late. You got to spill.

Look, I was doing this kid a favor. Technically, it might have been illegal. Look, the less you know the better, considering you’re planning a wedding for the police commissioner and the former police commissioner.

Well, now I just want to know if I’m going to be visiting my boyfriend in jail.

Listen to me. I’m going to take care of this. You just focus on planning an unforgettable bachelor party. Although now that I think about it, the ones people can’t actually remember are probably the best ones.

Well, a night of debauchery is my plausible deniability.

Don’t forget– more alcohol, the better. Words to live by.

Leo!

Courage! I’ll be back soon.

Hey, don’t forget about my stripper!

[jazzy music]

Not– not my stripper. Just a stripper. Yes, just a random stripper.

---

God, I’m so sorry for trauma-dumping on you again. I probably sound so self-involved.

Why wouldn’t you be? I mean, you’re dealing with a lot. And it’s not fair to you. I mean, you’re in love. This is supposed to be the time of your life that people write songs about.

Yeah, I’m sure a ton of people write songs about their boyfriends getting another girl pregnant, too.

Yeah. Yeah, they do. But they don’t end up on any decent playlists, because they’re so depressing.

God, I’m such a cliché, aren’t I? Ohh.

Well, look at it this way, OK? It’s like you’re gathering material for your first album. So when you become rich and famous, I can say I knew you when.

But will you put me on your playlist?

On repeat.

[gentle music]

---

EJ and I– I mean, we started talking about my biological family. And well, he seemed curious about some of the more, well, shall we say, colorful aspects of my upbringing.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, who wouldn’t be?

Well, it was all in my memoir.

It’s going to be a Pulitzer Prize-winner for sure.

No, undoubtedly it will. But he was interested in my childhood and my biological parents. And so I went to get my scrapbook to show him, you know, all about Aremid and my family and our summer home there. And the book is not on the shelf anymore.

So someone moved it to another shelf or something.

Yeah, well, I certainly didn’t do it. And Harold– I asked him, and he didn’t do it. So who took it off the shelf, Brady? That’s what I want to know. What? Come on. No, no, no. What are you thinking? Come on.

[stammers] Could be Rachel.

Rachel?

Yeah. Kids are always curious about what their parents were like growing up, right?

Yeah.

You said you recently had it out. You were looking at it. Is it possible that she saw you taking it off a shelf or putting it back?

No. Yes. I think– yeah, I guess so. Maybe.

Because if she is the one that took the book, that would be a clue to where she might be. You said this book was all about your family, Kristen.

Yeah. Oh my God, Brady. You think she went to Aremid? I mean, I know it’s not very far. It’s just a few miles out of town.

Let’s go.

It’s a shot. Let’s– yes, yes!

[dramatic music]

So do you really think my parents are going to get back together now?

Well, I can’t say for sure, but we certainly have cleared the path.

Until she wakes up. What will happen then?

Well, we certainly don’t want things to go back to the way they were, do we?

No way.

So we’re going to have to come up with a plan, some way to make sure this mean lady doesn’t prevent you from getting what you want– a family, you, your mommy and daddy together forever.

[eerie music]

---

[gentle music]

[doorbell rings]

I should probably go get that.

Right.

---

Ooh, I am so sorry. I just got your message about the necklace. Holly, hi.

Hi.

Not sure if you’ve heard, but I make necklaces now. Really all sorts of jewelry– just a little side gig to make ends meet.

Mr. Stark, it’s OK. She knows everything.

Well, there’s everything. And then there’s everything.

We’re friends.

Ugh, give a girl a heart attack, why don’t you. Is there anyone else in on this? The Mormon Tabernacle Choir, perhaps?

Don’t worry. Julie’s not here.

Hallelujah. OK, so you want to get the necklace back, yeah?

Is that even possible?

Well, I’m sure I’ll be able to track it down. That’s not the hard part. But knowing how these people operate, it will likely cost you more to get it back than you got it for in the first place. In fact, I can assure you they have even fewer scruples than I do.

I was afraid of that. I don’t even know what I was thinking when I left you that message. I mean, I definitely want it back. But I don’t have a dime to my name after I paid off those guys I owed.

How did you make up the difference? You said you didn’t get enough from the sale.

That’s thanks to Holly. She loaned it to me. And I definitely need to pay her back first.

Don’t even worry about that. Just worry about getting the necklace back, OK?

No. You first. Definitely. As long as I can start making some money soon. And once I make enough to repay you, and hopefully I can buy back the necklace if it’s still available. But first, I need to find a freaking job.

OK. OK. Look, there is only enough space in this dubiously decorated room for one drama queen, meaning–

---

Why don’t you come and work for me?

---

Like I said, my mother has never been a change her mind kind of person. And she seems hell-bent on keeping this kid in our family. But if she did get to know this couple, and she could be sure the baby wasn’t just being sent off to parts unknown, then–

Then yes, then– then this could be the answer, Sophia, for both of us– all three of us.

And then I could actually go off to college.

Exactly. Yeah. So what do you think? Do you think your mom might agree to this? Is it worth a shot?

I do. I mean, I don’t want us to get our hopes up too high. But I– I do think it might work. Oh my God. How did you even come up with this idea?

I don’t know. Something about necessity being the mother of invention kind of thing.

Right. Well, it’s kind of brilliant, actually.

Well, hang on. Only if it works.

True. But I’m actually hopeful for the first time since my mother found out about the baby.

Yeah. Me, too.

Now all we have to do is find the perfect couple.

[light music]

---

Rachel?

Are you here, sweetie?

My God, it looks like no one’s been here for ages.

---

Rachel!

Rachel!

Oh my God!

Honey!

No, no.

Sweetie!

I’ve been so worried about you!

Wow. You scared us half to death!

Oh, you’re OK? You’re OK, yes? Oh my God.

What are you doing here?

What do you– honey, what do you think we’re doing here?

We’re looking for you.

Together?

Oh, well, it looks like our instincts were right.

Sweetheart, you did take my book.

How else would I find this place?

Why didn’t you tell us were coming here?

Sweetie, we had no idea where you were. You were all alone here. Anything could have happened to you in this weird place.

But I wasn’t alone.

[eerie music]

---

I totally lost track of time. I should probably get home. Oh, but it’s good that we talked.

Yeah. Yeah, definitely. I should go, too. Maybe there’s been some news about Rachel.

Oh, yeah. Text me if there is.

Of course. Hey, I just want to let you know everything will be OK. Whatever we do, we’ll figure it out together.

Thanks.

[twangy guitar music]

---

Like I said, I couldn’t get through this without you.

---

Work for you?

I could use an assistant. Honestly, I can’t believe I’ve made it this long without one.

But I don’t know anything about writing.

Which is why I will be doing the writing, and you will be doing the assisting.

Well, I even less about soap operas.

Well, look, it is complicated. I won’t lie. There are a lot of pieces, all moving at different speeds at different times. But all you really need to know is that we tell love stories. You know about love stories, don’t you?

Yeah, he does. We were just talking about the “10 Things I Hate About You.” The title is supposed to be ironic.

Uh, OK.

Mr. Stark, I can’t ask you to do this for me.

Honestly, you’ll be doing me a favor. I am drowning in scripts. And after the whole Lady Whistleblower fiasco, I need somebody to make sure that things stay secure.

OK. That sounds amazing. Thank you so much.

Yeah.

And it’s probably going to take a little bit of time, but I can finally start paying you back.

Uh, did you hear the way she just stuck up for you? And you want to make her wait? I don’t care what they say. Chivalry is not dead. And I suppose I could find my way toward giving you an advance.

[gentle music]

---

Honey, what do you mean you weren’t alone?

I was with Seymour.

[gentle piano music]

Listen to me, young lady. You and Seymour are in serious trouble.

How serious?

How serious? OK, you know what? We’ll talk about this when we get home. Now get your things and come on. Get packing. I can’t believe this.

Are you OK?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I’m just– I’ll collapse later.

Yeah. I’ll be right behind you. All right, come on, honey. We got to go. All right, you got everything? Let’s go.

---

Wait. I forgot something. My parents found me.

Yes, but the plan can still work. Here, take Ava’s phone. I’ll take care of Ava.

OK.

Go.

[ominous music]

---

OK, I think we’re all set for the bachelor party. Did you get the stripper?

It’s all arranged. Sadly, Gypsy Rose Lee wasn’t available.

Who?

Oh, Javi. I have so much to teach you. I should start calling you Grasshopper.

Who’s– OK, forget it. What about your necklace situation?

I think it’s all worked out. Everything is coming up roses.

Ah, so you were able to help the kid out?

I did what I could.

He’s lucky to have you looking out for him.

Maybe. But I get the feeling I’m not his only guardian angel.

---

Wow. You’ve got a job.

I have one question. What is “10 Things I Hate About You”?

Oh my God. Um, OK, it’s this heartbreaking tale of young love set in Czarist Russia.

Really?

No, not really. It’s just a silly old rom-com. Anyway, that was super nice of Leo. I mean, he hardly knows you, and he really stuck his neck out for you.

Yeah. I mean, he’s not the only new person in my life that’s been nice to me.

Mm.

[phone rings]

It’s Tate. Hey, what’s going on?

Holly, guess what. I just talked to my dad. They found Rachel.

Oh my God. That’s amazing.

Yeah, I know. Hey, uh, listen, I’m really sorry about before. Do you maybe want to get together and talk? Are you busy?

Uh, no. No, I’m not busy. I’ll be right there.

[gentle music]

---

I have already called Harold. And you are getting three weeks without cable and Wi-Fi.

Three weeks?

Yes, three weeks. And I– I am being very generous, my dear. You know, I could be laying down the law right now and sending you to bed without any supper. But since you have survived 24 hours with only one peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I’m going to have Cook make you up some mac and cheese, and I will try not to slather it with a lot of hot sauce. But I can’t make any promises, young lady. Hmm?

Daddy, do you want to stay for mac and cheese?

After everything you just put me through? Yeah, yeah, I could probably use a couple bites of mac and cheese. Listen, I want you to understand that this little stunt you pulled, it’s not going to put Mommy and Daddy back together. And I know you think that that’s what’s going to happen. But you have to understand that Ava is a big part of my life right now, OK? And there’s nothing you can do to change that, sweetie.

[foreboding music]

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

[somber music]

I don’t know. I’ve really been trying to put on a brave face for Kristen, showing her we’re going to find Rachel. We’ll be fine.

---

I’m thinking about her out there all alone, just–just angry and sad. I-I’m not only scared, Ava. I feel very guilty.

Why guilty?

That–that she was driven to this. Kristen and I failed as parents. We didn’t–we didn’t–we didn’t love her the right way. We didn’t cherish her the right way. She felt she was so desperate that this is what she needed to do? What does that say about– I just want her to come home, I just want her to come home.

Come here, come here, come here, come here, come.

---

I’m sorry, I’m sorry, you know, I’m sorry for leaning on you.

No, no, no. What is–no, no, no. Are you kidding me? This is your daughter we are talking about. I want you to lean on me. I’m here for you.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Tell you what, though, given– given the way Kristen reacted when I last spoke to her, I doubt she’d be very happy that we’re together like this.

OK, well, Kristen doesn’t need to know, does she?

 

[tense music]

---

[sighs] Rachel. Sweetheart, I need you to come back to me. Oh, and the police. The police have been predictably useless in their endeavor. No news, no leads, not even an inkling of an idea of where you could be. [scoffs] What would I expect from Salem’s finest?

---

You wouldn’t sit around waiting for any help from these simpletons if yourfamily was in danger. So neither will I.

---

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey, hey! What the hell? What the hell are you doing?

What?

What are you doing?

---

Mm. Hi, Belle. Thanks for checking in. Oh, I thought I’d come into the office for a while and see if I could get some work done. Hmm, yeah. Look, you will let me know if there’s any word at all about Rachel, won’t you? Yeah. Thank you. I love you too, honey. Bye-bye. [knock at door] Come in. Oh, Cat.

Dr. Evans, I– sorry to bother you. The front desk said that you might be on a break right now?

I am, yes.

OK, I just quickly was hoping to ask if– if you had had time to talk to Dr. Johnson about hiring me as your assistant.

Oh, the assistant job. I’m sorry. No, I haven’t had time yet.

Oh. OK. [chuckles] You know what? If you’ve changed your mind, I don’t–

No, no, no. It’s not–it– it isn’t that at all. It’s just that… there’s a lot going on here right now, and–and… and we’re in a bit of a crisis. My granddaughter has gone missing.

---

Yeah, I want my niece’s picture on the front page. And I want the AMBER Alert pushed out on all our social media. Yeah, thanks. Hey, anything new?

Unfortunately, no. We did have a false alarm earlier. A child matching Rachel’s description was taken to the hospital with serious injury, but it turned out it wasn’t her. It was actually a young girl named Lucy, who’s going to be OK, apparently.

OK. Good, good. What else you got? I’ll keep it under wraps.

I don’t think that’s going to be an issue, because I’m sorry to say I’ve got nothing. It’s as though Rachel’s disappeared into thin air.

[somber music]

Well, it’s not how I imagined it. How about you, Seymour? [soft thud] Who’s there? I have a snake, and he bites.

[tense music]

---

Well, luckily for you, I don’t.

---

[soft orchestration]
 announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

We have gone through the footage from the DiMera mansion, and it seems Rachel walked off the property through the front door of the house. No sighting of her since. But she couldn’t have gotten very far. Obviously, way too young to drive, and the only cash she took with her were contents in her piggy bank, less than 100 bucks.

Well, I mean, could she have came up with extra cash? You know, from somewhere around the house?

I’ve been checking any of the transport options where she might have tried to use it, buses, trains, planes. So far, nothing.

Well, you’re covering all the angles, then.

Certainly trying. Jada insisted I come home, take a break, go back later with fresh eyes.

I’ve been using “The Spectator” to get the word out, but– I mean, somebody had to have seen something.

Yeah. No, you would think. But we haven’t gotten very many tips. Ones we have gotten haven’t led anywhere.

I just feel so bad for Kristen. Her daughter is her life.

What am I doing? My daughter is missing, EJ, in case you’ve been too self-absorbed to notice! And I’m not just going to sit around and do nothing while the incompetent fools of our so-called police force are doing essentially the same. So if you don’t mind, I am going to start my search in the tunnels.

Kristen, Kristen, there’s no need to look there. The footage from the CCTV showed that Rachel left through the front doors, not the tunnels. Besides, I myself have torn apart every inch of that underground labyrinth and found nothing. Believe me, there is no sign of Rachel. There’s no sign of Rachel down there.

[tense music]

OK. If she is not in the tunnels and she is not in the house or with family and friends, then tell me, EJ, where the hell is she?

---

Please.

I am so sorry, Dr. Evans. I saw the AMBER Alert this morning. I had no idea it was your granddaughter. Do they know what happened? Do they have any leads?

Well, we think she ran away. At least, we’re not worried that she’s being held by some stra– stranger.

Thank God for that.

And she’s–she’s a very resourceful girl, you know? The police are out looking everywhere for her.

[somber music] It’s just hard not to worry that, I don’t know, she might find some… dangers out there all by herself.

---

Who are you?

Well, you’rethe one trespassing. Why don’t you tell me who you are?

Rachel.

I see. What a beautiful name.

Thanks. I’m named after my mommy’s mommy. She used to live here.

Oh. And what is your mommy’s name?

Kristen.

[inhales deeply] Ah. Beautiful name as well. If I had a daughter, I might call her that, too. And what about your reptilian friend here?

This is Seymour.

Hmm. And what, may I ask, are you and Seymour doing in my house?

I ran away from home.

Oh? Well, I suspect your parents must be very worried.

Sure hope so.

You want your parents to be worried?

Yep.

And why’s that?

It’s a long story.

I have nothing but time.

Hey, listen, man, um, I should probably give you a heads-up about something that’s not going to make the family very–very happy.

Yeah? OK, what’s that? Cat Greene is back in Salem.

What? I thought she was going back to Vancouver, be closer to her mother.

Yes, she was, but her brothers decided to stay up with Catharina. And Cat came back so she could be with Felicity during her last year of high school.

So are you telling me that she’s going to be living in Salem?

It seems that way, yeah.

[tense music]

Well, I hope I never run into her.

Mm, yeah, that’s going to be tricky. She might have got a job at the hospital. Yeah, Marlena’s assistant.

---

I’m sorry that I haven’t been able to talk to Kayla about you yet.

No, of course. It’s completely understandable.

Well, I’ve been preoccupied trying to reach my husband. He doesn’t know that– he doesn’t know that Rachel is missing yet.

Oh, I’m– well, at the very least, maybe he felt relieved to find out about my mother that– that he was trying to help her and not hurt her.

I haven’t been able to tell him that yet either.

Oh. Is he away on business?

Kind of. I just–I just know that if he were here right now, he would be able to– he would be able to find Rachel and bring her home. Safe and sound.

---

Listen. I understand Kristen’s continued concern about my involvement with this. Look, I still hold myself partly responsible for Rachel’s decision to run away.

No, no, no, no. Don’t say that. It’s not true. Even Kristen admitted to me that you are not to blame for any of this at all.

Really?

She said that when she was calm. You know, I think we’re both very frustrated that we know we’re to blame for this, solely. Well, she–Rachel’s been troubled for a while now. She should have been in therapy years ago. And I should have had a firmer hand to let that little girl know that she can’t always get her way.

OK. But come on, Brady. You didn’t know that she was going to take it this far. I mean, regardless of her troubles.

No, but I should have predicted that when she was told her mommy and daddy are never going to be together that the reaction would be bad. [Ava sighs] Now she’s going to come home and she’s going to think that everything is going to be fine. And I’m going to have to sit my little girl down and say, no, baby.

---

Mom and Dad are not getting back together ever.

---

I just want her to come home.

---

Now, I think if we both just take a moment to calm down–

I don’t want to be calm. Look, I don’t want any damn water, EJ! I just want my daughter! I want Rachel! God, I just– I feel so powerless in all this.

We DiMeras are anything but powerless. I’ve already put Father’s eyes and ears on the case. They’re sure to be far more successful at gathering intel than the police have been. And I’ve already put in motion an offer for a substantial reward for any information leading to Rachel’s safe return.

---

You would do that for Rachel?

Of course. She’s my niece.

Yeah. But she’s not by blood.

Kristen, you are a DiMera, even if you were born a Blake. Stefano regarded you and Peter his children just as much as we were. And you were the one who took after him the most. [Kristen shudders and chuckles]

Yeah, my dear, old mother would be so disappointed to hear you say that. I mean, she was always trying to appeal to my better angels. And that’s–that’s before things went wrong.

---

I just– I just wanted Rachel to grow up more like a Blake. That’s why I gave her my mother’s name.

Well, it sounds as though your parents have traveled a long and tortured journey together. And that this Ava woman is quite the pesky interloper indeed.

A what?

It means she’s standing in the way of your family living happily ever after.

Yep, that’s her.

And, you know, there’s only one thing to be done about people like her. You need to get her out of the picture. Permanently.

[tense music]

Oh, obviously, due to his connection with my mother, I knew a little bit about John’s past.

Yeah, but he doesn’t like to talk about himself. You know, it’s partly humility and partly, he’s just– he’s led so many different lives.

You mean as the Pawn.

Yeah. You know, when I first met him, I thought he was my… presumed dead husband, Roman Brady.

Roman Brady? Oh, I’ve met him. He owns the Brady Pub.

Yes, yes.

Oh, so– so Roman was your husband who you thought was dead and John was impersonating him, but John is your current husband?

Yes, it’s been… very difficult for all three of us.

No, no, I can imagine completely. I just–I was thinking about myself. I– you three were obviously in a situation where you were innocent victims, unlike the situation with me and Chad, where I was–

You were a victim of circumstance. Because of Clyde’s hold over your mother.

Yes, but–[sighs] I broke Chad’s heart in the worst possible way. I can’t imagine he would ever be able to get past that.

Marlena’s assistant? Look, I can’t believe that she would give Cat a job after what she did to our family.

Marlena knows the extenuating circumstances.

Nothing gave Cat the right to do what she and her brother did. My God, man. You almost died. How–how are you defending her?

Whoa, Gabi did terrible things to this family, and you have no problem defending her. I mean, let alone dating her.

Hey, that’s completely different.

How is it different? Look what Gabi did to Julie.

Are you saying that you don’t want me to see Gabi?

No, no. I’m not saying– I’m not saying any of that. What I’m saying is I’m not telling you who you should associate with, and I would expect that you would give me the same courtesy.

[somber music]

Hey, Julie, did you know that Cat Greene is settling down in Salem? Apparently, Chad doesn’t have a problem with it?

Well, you know, fellas, that doesn’t matter to me anymore. Nothing matters to me anymore.

---

Hey, hey.

Oh, come on.

Dinner is served. [Ava chuckles]

Thank you.

You’re welcome. You know what I was just thinking?

What?

I was thinking about, uh– [chuckles] when I was about Rachel’s age, I also ran away from home.

Really?

I did. Mm-hmm. I went to my friend Monica’s house. And I decided I was going to stay for about a week, maybe two.

Mm-hmm.

But then I immediately decided I was going home because her parents were serving salmon loaf.

Salmon loaf?

Salmon loaf, right?

Gross.

What is that? [Brady laughs] I mean, I decided I could not live without my rigatoni. I came home that very night.

Sure, sure.

Yeah. [chuckles]

What, um–what made you run away in the first place?

[somber music]

Um… my dad, he–he used to– he used to beat up my mom pretty badly. So, uh… that’s all right, you know, I was just his pride and joy. And so I– I thought that my disappearance would shock some sense back into him. But, uh, when–[chuckles] You know, and the day I left, he just– he ended up blaming her. So when I came back, she got it ten times worse.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, I tried to get her to leave. I did because I just knew– I knew eventually he would– he’d take it too far. You know, that one day he would give her a beating that she would not come back from.

---

And one day he did.

---

I’m not sure I ever knew your reasons for choosing your mother as Rachel’s namesake.

A whole lot of good that did. I certainly didn’t raise Rachel in my mother’s image.

Oh, I wouldn’t be too sure. I may not know much about Rachel Blake, but it is my impression that your mother was a bit of a badass.

She was. [both chuckle] It’s sad, though, that she, uh… wasn’t able to be a mom most of our lives. She–she hated Stefano for taking Peter and I away from her. And I’m sure you know that she tried to kill our father in Paris.

I am certainly aware of that, but the details are a little foggy.

Well, she fired a shot which caused an explosion, which we all assumed both had died. And, well, it wasn’t until later we all discovered that our father, Stefano, survived.

[chuckles] The Phoenix always rises from the ashes.

It does indeed. But my mother, not so– not so lucky.

So you sent this Ava woman texts to get her to go away, hmm? And as a consequence, your mommy confiscated your phone and tried putting you in therapy?

So dumb, right?

New-age nonsense. Besides, it doesn’t even get to the real problem. You don’t need therapy, you need to get this Ava woman out of the way. And we’re going to do that, Rachel dear. Together.

[ominous music]

Do you think we should follow Julie?

Mm… well, I don’t think she really likes people fussing over her. But I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t worried. Hi.

Made myself chamomile tea. Maybe that’ll help me sleep.

You still having– having trouble sleeping, Julie?

Having trouble? I’m hardly sleeping at all.

[somber music]

Did you, um, did you think about talking to Marlena, like I brought up, about what’s going on?

Yes, I did.

And?

It’s not going to bring Doug back, is it, darling?

---

Look, fellas, I– I appreciate all this. But eventually, I’m going to be just– just fine. So you don’t have to worry about me.

OK, wait. We are worried. What’s the harm in talking to Marlena? If it doesn’t work, just stop going. [Julie sighs]

And you know that Doug would want you to feel better.

He would. Julie, Doug would want you to be happy. And if he were here, he would tell you you’ve got to start living your life again. Marlena can help you do that, OK? If you don’t want to do it for yourself, do it for– for us, your family, because we love you and we need you. And we–we really need you to take care of yourself.

---

Yes. Doug would probably say all those things.

Yes, he would.

Thank you.

---

So it worked?

---

[bittersweet music]

I’ll call Marlena tomorrow, maybe.

Hey, why don’t– why don’t you just go get dressed, and I– I’ll take you over there right now? How’s that?

---

You know that Chad is a very kind and compassionate man.

Yeah, he’s incredibly compassionate and understanding. But I mean–

But what?

Well, being nice to me is one thing, but having certain feelings about me is an entirely different situation.

What kind of feelings are you talking about?

Um… the kind of feelings that I have for him.

[tender music]

---

Well, sorry. I had no idea that you went through that.

No, no, you know what? I’m sorry. Because the goal of me telling you that story was to make you feel better about Rachel coming home safely. No, I didn’t mean to turn it into a sob story.

No stop, stop. It wasn’t a sob story, it’s your past. Please never apologize for sharing that with me. OK?

OK, OK. But you know, even so right now, the issue is Rachel, and that is what matters. So you need to eat something because I want you to take care of yourself. Maybe you want to take it– take it to go, take it home. You probably could use some sleep.

Probably could. I should probably get home and get myself together. [Ava chuckles softly] Does this fine establishment of yours have to-go boxes? [Ava chuckles] Do you have those available?

Well, we actually do. I will go grab you one.

Hey, hey. Um…

---

Thank you. Not just for the food, but thank you for the ear. Really.

Anytime.

---

Rachel never got to know my family. And I never took her to Aremid. I just–I don’t know, I told her stories about the town and– and our summer home there. But the stories, you know, that I told her, they were just sugarcoated and romanticized. There was no Parrot Man or the creepy cemetery or the ghosts that Peter and I were convinced that were up in the attic.

Um, the Parrot Man?

Yes. [both chuckle] If you’re curious, I have the scrapbook right here. And it’s just–

Yeah.

It’s all about my family and Aremid and–[chuckles]

---

This is weird.

[tense music] It’s gone.

So do you understand exactly what it is we’re going to do, Rachel?

I guess so.

And I have a telephone right here.

---

That’s a phone?

Oh, that is not just any phone. That is a princess phone meant for a princess. My daughter used to love it.

---

So do you happen to have the phone number of this Ava woman?

Sure. I used to text her all the time.

Excellent. Let’s give her a call. Now, put your finger in the number hole and spin.

Whoa.

Have a go.

---

[phone ringing]

---

Hello?

Ava?

Rachel? Honey, is that you?

Yes. I need help. And I couldn’t reach Mommy and Daddy. You have to come straight away.

Of course, I will. Where are you, sweetie?

---

Do you have a pen?

Yeah, yeah, I’m grabbing one.

---

You’ve got feelings for Chad. Romantic feelings?

[tender music]

I do. Yeah, they evolved while I was pretending to be Abigail. I know nothing can ever happen between us. I know that. I-I’ve been doing my best to avoid him completely lately. And I am just doing everything I can to bury those feelings and move on. So– [knock at door]

Oh, excuse me.

Yeah.

Come in.

[tender music] [Julie sighs]

[tense music]

---

Great job, Rachel. Think we make an excellent team. And I am so very glad that you came here this evening. Not too many people visit Aremid these days. A bit far out of the way. And how is it that you wound up here tonight? Did you know something about this house?

I read about it in this book.

---

It’s about my mommy, Uncle Peter, and their mommy, Rachel Blake.

I see.

And I’m Rachel Black.

What a coincidence.

What’s your name?

Oh, you can just call me… the Woman in White. – I–I could have sworn it was right here. I moved it from the bookshelf. And I just saw it the other day.

Well, perhaps Harold moved it while he was dusting. I’m sure it’s around here somewhere. It’s OK.

Oh, God, I hope so. I mean, I’d be really heartbroken if I lost that. That scrapbook, I mean, it’s–

---

It’s all I have of my mother.

---

Oh, come on, come on, pick up. Pick up. [sighs] Oh, Brady, it’s Ava. Listen, you need to call me back as soon as you get this. I just got a call from Rachel. I know where she is. I’m heading there right now. The address is–

---

[knock at door]

[sighs] Hold on.

---

JJ. Any news?

No, I’m sorry. I just got off duty and I couldn’t stop thinking about Rachel. I wanted to see if you’d gotten any news yourself since I interviewed you.

No. Not a damn thing. I’ve been waiting for my phone to ring. Nothing.

---

[somber music]

First of all, Marlena, I think it’s important that I tell you I’m not here on my own volition. I just ran out of energy arguing with Chad. You see, Chad was very insistent that I see you.

Thank you for your clarity. Julie, you don’t think this might be helpful to you? [Julie scoffs]

Well, to be honest, coming into your office and seeing Cat Greene standing there was a bit of a surprise.

So sorry about that.

It’s all right. It’s all right. I understand. I mean, you’re a doctor. You’re dedicated to helping everybody. More importantly, you’re my friend. My respected and treasured friend. And I do understand that psychoanalysis works. I mean, I’ve lived long enough to know that much. However, I’m not sick. I’m a new widow. And I have lost the love of my life. And I’m terribly, terribly sad. Now, I think that’s just normal, don’t you?

I do.

And all those old words about time will cure all wounds, it’s just not going to work with me. I don’t want to stop thinking about Doug.

[somber music] I want to think about him every minute of every day. How he loved me. How I loved him. That was the stuff that dreams are made of. Who cares if I can’t sleep or I can’t move on with my life?

---

All I have left are memories of him. I don’t want to lose that.

---

I understand.

So… launching into therapy, I think, would be a terrible waste of our time.

Julie, you could never, ever waste my time.

---

I– I know you’re only here to appease Chad. But as long as you’re here… I don’t know, we’ve got the time. Why don’t we– why don’t we try a session? And if it doesn’t work for you, we never have to do it again.

---

Oh, Marlena.

[tender music] All right. All right. What harm can it do?

---

I really did not mean to upset Julie.

It’s not your fault. It’s my fault for not realizing you could have started your job already.

Oh, that’s not actually why I’m here. Dr. Evans hasn’t had an opportunity to talk to Dr. Johnson and she needs approval from her before she can hire me.

So you were just here?

We were talking.

Yeah? About what?

[chuckles] You know, psychiatrists, right? Always getting you to talk about your feelings.

---

[scoffs] As much as I hate to leave you at a time like this, I have some pressing matters I need to attend to.

Oh, I’ll be fine.

Maybe so, but shouldn’t Rachel’s father be here with you? I mean, where the hell is Brady?

Uh, well, he said he had to go home and take a shower. Uh– I mean, that’s what he said. I mean, it’s probably just a cover-up to spend more time with… [whispers] Ava.

Ah, so I take it those two are still an “item”?

Oh, Salem’s hottest couple of 2025.

Oh, you don’t approve?

Oh, God. That’s putting it mildly. I detest that two-faced bitch. Oh, she is the reason that Rachel ran away.

What are you talking about?

What I’m talking about is Brady said it wasn’t Ava’s fault. But I’ve been pretending to indulge in his fantasy. But the fact of the matter is, Ms. Vitali, if she wasn’t in the picture, then none of this would be happening. [scoffing] And Brady and I, we would be together. [Kristen sighs]

Listen, I appreciate you checking in. I know you’re off duty so thank you for doing that.

Of course.

And I’ll let you know if I hear anything, OK?

Yeah, same here.

All right. Thanks, JJ.

Talk soon, I hope.

Yeah. [sighs]

[tense music]

---

[phone beeps] – Brady, it’s Ava. You need to call me back as soon as you get this. I–

[electronic glitching]

[line clicks]

---

Hello. Rachel, are you–

---

[thud]

---

That was even easier than I thought.

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

[dramatic music]

---

Hey, did you find something?

Brady, hey, it’s Ava.

Hi, Ava.

Sounds like you were expecting a different call.

[sighs] Well, the police were going through the security footage to figure out where Rachel went. I was hoping for an update.

There hasn’t been any word yet?

Nothing. No, Kristen and I, we were at the station all night, and Shawn finally convinced us that we weren’t gonna do Rachel any good by running on stale coffee and no sleep, so I brought her back to the estate.

That’s good. Sounds like you could use some rest too.

[sighs] I don’t–I don’t know how either one of us is gonna get any rest.

Well, Brady, I am so, so sorry. Truly.

Well, thanks, Ava. I appreciate you calling.

[tense music]

Well, that makes one of us.

---

All right. Thanks, JJ. Let me know when the tech team’s gone through all the footage. And any sign of Rachel, you call me.

Shawn.

Belle, your assistant said that you were out of the office.

Oh, no, I just came from court. Is there any news on Rachel?

Unfortunately, no. And Brady and Kristen are going out of their minds.

---

Hold on a second, Ava.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I interrupt? I mean, sure, our daughter’s missing, but that call seems really important, so pardon me.

I’ll call you later, OK?

Of course. I’m here if you need me.

Thanks.

---

I thought you were going upstairs to rest.

Rest? Rest?

Yeah.

How in the hell am I supposed to rest when I need to focus all my energy on finding our daughter, which is what you should be doing instead of schmoozing with Ms. Ava Vitali!

Stop, Kirsten! For God’s sake, she was just calling to check in.

Yeah, well, I don’t need her to check in! This does not involve her! This is a family matter, Brady.

---

Damn it! God, why can’t I get this? That’s great. That’s awesome. Really fantastic.

Do you think a little brain food might help?

No, Grandma. [sighs] I don’t know how I’m supposed to just sit here and derive these equations when Rachel is off God knows where.

[dramatic music]

Maybe it’s time for a break.

I don’t get it. Like, where could she have gone? Like, I must have texted her 100 times, begging her to come home. Then I remember Dad telling me that Kristen has her phone.

Unfortunately.

[sighs] I just wish there was something more that I could do, like help in the search, but I don’t know how.

You have. You have. You put up all those posters in the park today.

Yeah, but that doesn’t feel like enough.

I know. We’re all doing the best we can. I met with the police and gave them ideas about where Rachel might have gone. I know your dad and Kristen have also been dealing with the police, and they’re using their every resource.

I just can’t believe my sister is missing on top of everything else.

Ah, everything else. You’re talking about Sophia’s pregnancy?

---

Sophia, hey.

Hey. I was wondering if maybe I could pick up a shift.

Honey, I don’t have room on the schedule today. I thought you were taking the day off so you could go to the doctor.

I was, but I actually went to my appointment yesterday.

So why am I only hearing about it now?

[tense music]

---

[soft orchestration] announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

[tense music]

Mom, what are you doing here?

I think the question is, what are you doing here? And why aren’t you answering your phone?

Oh, sorry. Were you calling me? I must have had it on silent.

Look at what’s in your hand. You were supposed to meet me at the hospital an hour ago for your OB appointment. I waited 20 minutes for you, worrying that you were gonna miss it, and then I find out you had it yesterday.

Well, they had a scheduling mix-up, so they moved it.

That’s not what Dr. Johnson said.

You talked to Dr. Johnson?

That’s right. When the receptionist told me that you weren’t on the schedule, I asked to speak to her, and she told me that you called to move the appointment.

OK, fine. I changed it. [sighs] I’m sorry. I just didn’t want you hovering over me. I’m nervous enough as it is.

[sighs] So you went to the appointment alone?

No. Tate was with me.

Well, I’m glad to know that boy isn’t shirking his responsibilities, but I should have been there too.

Why? It’s my baby, not yours. And I don’t need you there holding my hand. I’m not a child.

You sure about that? Because it seems to me that a mature, responsible adult would not be in this situation.

---

I know we haven’t talked much about Sophia’s pregnancy, I mean, about how it’s affecting you.

[dramatic music] I’m glad you have your father to talk to, but I hope you know that I’m here for you too.

I do know that, Grandma. Thank you.

Of course. Do you want to talk about it now?

I don’t know, just feels kind of wrong to be talking about my own problems when Rachel’s missing.

Honey, it’s not wrong. We’ve discussed this. The police are out looking for her. There’s nothing you and I can do now but– but just wait. And if you–if you don’t want to discuss the Sophia situation, then–

---

Actually, no, I think I want to. Maybe you can help me, Grandma.

I’m happy to try.

Well, I’m just trying to wrap my mind around all of this. I really want to do the right thing and help Sophia, but whatever I do, I end up hurting my relationship with Holly.

How so?

OK, well, for example, yesterday I went with Sophia to her doctor’s appointment, and afterwards we were looking at the sonogram photo, which– I don’t know, it made it way more real than before, seeing this actual image of a baby that– Sophia and I–well, I mean, I’ll speak for myself here. It’s like this miracle, you know, that we made a life. But– [sighs]

---

But what?

---

But it made me really sad just knowing that we couldn’t actually appreciate this miracle because we didn’t mean for any of it to happen.

---

[sighs] Anyways, Holly happened to run into us right then, and when she saw what we were looking at, I could tell she got really upset. I mean, of course. How could she not be? It’s a picture of our baby, Sophia’s and mine.

---

Have you had a chance to talk to Holly?

No. Haven’t heard from her since. [knock at door]

Sorry.

---

Oh, come in.

---

Tate, I just heard Rachel’s missing.

Yeah, she ran away yesterday, and so far, there’s been no sign of her anywhere.

Oh, my God. You must be so worried.

I will give you some time alone.

Oh, Dr. Evans, you don’t have to leave because I’m here.

No, no, I have somewhere I really need to be. You’ll call me if there’s any word at all?

Of course, the second I hear anything.

Bye.

Bye, Grandma.

Bye-bye, honey. [door clicks shut]

[sighs]

Really glad you’re here.

Of course I’m here. Why wouldn’t I be?

Because you seemed pretty upset when you ran into me and Sophia yesterday.

[dramatic music]

---

So until you’ve proven yourself capable of making good decisions, I will be taking you to your doctor appointments. Understood?

Fine.

Mrs. Choi, I don’t blame you for being upset about being left in the dark about Sophia’s doctor’s appointment, but since we can’t go back in time, maybe Sophia could tell you how it went.

She better. Is everything all right with you and the baby?

So far, so good.

You’re gonna have to give me more than that. How are your iron levels? Did Dr. Johnson give you any recommendations for vitamins or supplements?

The blood tests will come in soon, but she doesn’t think I’m anemic. And the vitamins I’m taking are the ones she recommends.

That’s good.

[sighs]

So you’re healthy.

I’m fine, Mom.

---

I have something to show you.

Oh, my.

---

Look at that. That’s my grandchild. Oh, my.

Mom, I’m sorry I went to the appointment without you.

It’s OK. I understand. I just– [sighs] I’m trying to look out for you, Sophia.

I know, Mom. And you’re right. You should be involved. Actually, Dr. Johnson mentioned something that I wanted to talk to you about.

OK. What’s that?

Well, she asked if Tate and I had considered putting the baby up for adoption.

---

Look, I know you’re upset, OK? Ava was just concerned, that’s all.

OK, I don’t need her concern. She is the reason our daughter ran away.

Kristen, you know that’s not true. Just yesterday, you told me that Rachel was upset because you told her her parents were never getting back together.

Yes, and the reason we’re not getting back together is because of a certain ex-Mafia princess.

No, it’s because of a million reasons, which we’re not gonna get into right now, OK? But Ava has nothing to do with it.

[scoffs]

Kristen, Rachel’s been struggling for a while now. These threatening texts, her behavior, this running away– this goes a lot deeper than who I invited to “The Nutcracker.”

OK, fine, fine. Fine. Fine. It’s not Ava’s fault. Fine. I am just on edge, Brady, obviously.

Kristen, I know. I am too.

And I just– I can’t help think about the worst-case scenario. I mean, our daughter has been missing for 24 hours. The police have no leads on her. Where is she? Where is she, Brady?

---

I just can’t imagine what my brother’s going through right now. Is there anything I can do to help?

Honestly, I think we’ve got all of our bases covered. I mean, we have every available uniform canvassing the area around the DiMera estate and patrolling the local transportation hubs. JJ’s working with the tech team now, going over the surveillance footage for the last 24 hours, so I don’t know, just a matter of time till something breaks now.

God, I hope so. I’m just so worried about my niece and my brother. I mean, after everything he went through earlier this year… [phone ringing] If anything happens–

---

It’s JJ. Hey, JJ, what’s up?

---

Oh, no.

---

Hey, look, none of that matters, what happened yesterday, not when your sister’s missing.

But it does matter. Holly, I could tell that you were upset when you ran into me and Sophia in the square.

[dramatic music]

I mean, yeah, I kind of was. When I saw you guys, you were together, laughing like you were sharing some inside private joke, and I don’t know, when I saw the picture of the sonogram of the baby, I realized there is something between you two. I mean, you have this whole connection that I’m, like, totally not a part of anymore.

I totally get why you would feel that way. And honestly, I don’t think either of us knew how to react to the whole sonogram thing. You know, it’s so weird to think about. So yeah, if it looked like we were, you know, sharing a moment, it was probably just like, whoa, this is bizarre and scary, you know?

Yeah, I get that. But it’s not just a moment you two are sharing. You’re having a baby together.

Yeah, but we’re not parenting a kid together. Sophia and I have talked about it. We still want to give the baby up for adoption as long as her parents are cool with it.

Adoption? Dr. Johnson suggested that?

Well, she mentioned it, but Tate and I had talked about it before, and we thought it might be a good idea.

I see. You couldn’t sneak away to get an abortion, so you and Tate thought of a new way to dispose of the child you created.

Mom, we’re just trying to do the responsible thing here. I mean, don’t you think it would make sense? Neither one of us is ready to be a parent.

Well, maybe you should have thought of that before you decided that you were ready to have sex!

OK, Mrs. Choi, I think that what your daughter’s trying to say is–

I can hear what she’s trying to say, loud and clear. You don’t want to face the consequences of your actions.

---

Oh. So the baby is a punishment. Wow. OK, I got it. I’m sure that will make the kid feel so loved.

Don’t get smart with me, Sophia.

OK, Mrs. Choi, I just really think that your daughter is trying to do what is best for this baby.

What is best for this baby is not to be given away to strangers. There is not going to be any adoption.

---

All right. I’ll talk to you soon.

[light country music]

Steve, thank you for meeting me.

Sure. What’s going on?

---

Oh. I guess you haven’t heard. My granddaughter is missing.

What? Oh, my God.

She ran away. There’s been no– no sign of her. The police are all over it.

I’m so sorry, Marlena. What can I do to help?

You can help me contact my husband.

I know this waiting is– is getting to both of us, Kristen. But the police are– they’re coming at this from every angle, OK? They will help us get Rachel home.

---

Well, that’s what they said the last time.

What–what last time?

When we finally found out that Rachel was ours, only to have Sarah run off with her. You know, I know it was a long time ago, but honestly, I thought I had forgotten what it was like. But those memories, those terrible memories, they just keep flooding back.

Hey, hey. There’s a difference. No one took her this time. She’s a smart kid, but I doubt she’s gonna be able to charter a jet to Paris.

[laughs] You sure about that?

No. Yes. She cannot do that, I’m sure of that.

Yeah, well, I know– I know it was a different situation. I really do. But it feels the same.

---

Back then, I had this terrible feeling in the pit of my stomach that I was never gonna see my daughter again, and I feel that same way right now, Brady.

Thanks, JJ. I’ll be right there.

What was that? Was that about Rachel?

JJ’s been in contact with the ambulance dispatcher. They just got a call about a little girl who was hit by a car.

Oh, my God.

She’s unconscious, and they’re taking her to the ER now.

You don’t think that she could be–

According to JJ, her description matches Rachel’s.

---

Marlena, you know John is deep undercover.

I know that. His granddaughter has gone missing. And Brady is– Brady is half out of his mind with worry. He needs his father. And I know if John knew what was happening, he would want to be here.

Of course he would. John would move heaven and earth to find that little girl and to support his son.

All right, then can you contact Shane and ask him to contact John?

I already did. After you and I spoke the other night and you gave me the good news about Catharina, I reached out to Shane.

[dramatic music]

I didn’t ask you to do that.

I know you didn’t, but I can see how hard this no-contact arrangement is on you. This mission has gone on so long. It’s not fair to John’s loved ones, especially you. That’s what I told Shane. I read him the riot act.

What did he say?

[sighs]

I’m sure Dr. Johnson is a competent physician, but at your next appointment, I’ll tell her to keep her ideas about family planning to herself.

I told you, Mom, it wasn’t just her idea. Tate and I talked about it. Don’t you think we should have some say in this?

No, because I am the adult, and I make the decisions. I think that you’re forgetting that you’re still 17.

OK, Mrs. Choi, don’t you think Tate and Sophia are really, really young to be raising a child?

Well, it’s not as if they’d be doing it on their own. Your father and I have every intention of helping you, and I’m sure that Tate’s family will do the same.

And I appreciate that, but how exactly is that gonna work? I’m going to college next year, right?

OK, you know, and I also know that Tate has plans to go away to college.

Yes, I am well aware of your plans for college. But unfortunately, just like we’ve all had to learn, plans change.

Mom, if you’re gonna force me to have this baby, then fine, I will have the baby. But you can’t take college away from me. You really want me to throw my whole future away?

Of course not. But having to put your dreams on hold, that is the risk that you took when you–

Had sex? Fine, I get it. You’ve lectured me enough, OK? And believe me, after this, I’ll become a freaking nun. Will you respect me then, Mom, if I’m a good little girl and I never even look at a boy again?

That is enough, Sophia. I will not have you lashing out at me when you are the one who created this situation.

Yeah, well, here’s the situation that you’re creating. You’re making me sad and depressed and miserable. You’re ruining my life. [crying]

---

You really think Sophia’s parents are gonna be cool with putting the baby up for adoption? I thought her mom was, like, insisting on you guys getting married.

Yeah, but she can’t force us. And I think my dad made it pretty clear to her that that’s not happening.

[sighs] Well, good. ‘Cause as much as I’d like to see you in a three-piece suit… [sighs] I’m sorry, I think I’d have to send my regrets.

Again, that is not happening.

OK. Well, I hope Sophia talks to her parents about the adoption thing soon. It’s kind of killing me, not knowing what’s gonna happen.

Yeah, me too.

Obviously, I know this affects you more than it does me, so…

That doesn’t mean you’re not allowed to worry about it.

Yeah. But whatever. I didn’t come here to talk about me or my feelings, so let’s just focus on Rachel. I know how scared you must be, and I am too. I mean, we used to live together, and she would drive me crazy.

[laughs] Yeah. That’s kind of her specialty.

But I do really care about her, so if there’s anything I can do to help–

I don’t know. I wish there was. I don’t know what else we can do that the police haven’t. I already put posters up in the park, but, like, do people even notice those? I’m usually looking at my phone. I probably wouldn’t even see them.

Well, maybe there’s a better way to get people’s attention.

---

Kristen, we just have to keep reminding ourselves that when we lost Rachel all those years ago, we got her back. And we’re gonna get her back this time, probably sooner than later because this time, she wasn’t kidnapped. She just–she just ran away.

Right. But in some ways, that scares me even worse. I mean, even though she left on her own volition, she is just a child, Brady. And she’s out there all alone. I mean, who knows what could happen to her?

---

This little girl who was hit by a car, could that be Rachel?

Apparently, she’s roughly Rachel’s age. Has light brown hair, and–

That could be any number of little girls.

She was wearing a leopard-print coat. Kristen said that Rachel’s leopard-print coat was taken from the closet.

Oh, my God. Should I call Brady?

No. No, no, no. Don’t do that. Let’s just wait till we know something for sure. I’m gonna go to the ER right now.

OK, well, I’m coming with you.

OK. Let me get my coat.

---

[dramatic music]

I’m afraid Shane turned me down flat. He did say that he was sorry and he understands how these missions can be hard on families, but apparently, John is in a very delicate spot. If Shane or anyone else tries to contact him, it could not only jeopardize the mission, but it could put John in serious peril.

---

Is it that dangerous?

I’m afraid so.

Why would John take on such a risky mission?

In all the years I’ve known your husband, I would never describe him as risk-averse.

---

I just–I don’t know why he would agree to break off contact with his family, agree to put his own life at risk.

I don’t know. But whatever it is, it must be something big.

---

[tender music]

Come here. Look, I know–I know Rachel’s out there all alone, and it’s nerve-racking. It’s scary, but… Kristen, she’s not a typical little girl. I mean, she is smart. She is very resourceful. How could she not be? I mean, she’s half Kiriakis, half DiMera.

[laughs]

I think the rest of the world ought to watch out for her, honestly.

---

I’m sure you’re right. I’m sure you’re right. Did I–[laughs] Did I tell you that she left Edgar on Harold’s bed?

No. The snake?

Yeah, with instructions on how to feed him and a warning: in case he gets very hungry, he might eat Harold for lunch. [laughter]

That’s great. That’s great. That’s great. Listen, try to get some sleep, please. You’ve been up all night. I’ve been up all night. I mean–[sighs]

I don’t think I’m gonna be able to get some sleep. Will you?

I don’t know. I got to try. We got to try. We need to be reasonably rested when that little girl of ours comes through those doors, so…

OK. I’m gonna try.

I’m gonna try too.

OK.

And I will be back soon.

---

[sighs]

---

Shawn. The little girl, is it–

It isn’t Rachel.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

[dramatic music]

---

Who does she think she is, storming off like that? She better get right back here.

OK, you know what? Maybe–maybe we should just give her a moment.

---

It’ll give us a chance to talk.

What do we have to talk about?

Look, I know that this is none of my business, but I have gotten to know your daughter over the past several months, and she is a wonderful girl. She’s smart. She’s hardworking. And it’s clear that you obviously love her very much and you only want what is best for her. So maybe it would help to try and see things from her point of view.

Oh, but I do. I don’t need to imagine what it’s like to make a mistake and have to suffer the repercussions of it. I’m a sinner, just like everyone else. And unfortunately, facing consequences is a part of life.

Don’t you think she’s already learned her lesson? Being forced to have a baby when she’s not ready is traumatic enough.

Ms. Vitali, I can tell that you and I don’t see eye to eye on some important issues. But I am very strong in my beliefs, so I’ll advise you to tread lightly.

Of course. Look, you are entitled to your beliefs, and I respect them. All I’m trying to say is that, look, it’s life-changing for anyone to find out they are pregnant. And for Sophia, at her age? Look, she’s obviously overwhelmed. She’s overwhelmed, and she’s very scared about what this is going to mean for her future, as Tate is. Look, they are so young. They are nowhere near ready to be parents. And so maybe, just maybe you could consider that putting the baby up for adoption is the best thing for them and for the baby too.

You’re right. It is none of your business.

---

OK, we just– we need to come up with a good hashtag, something that can get trending. And then maybe if enough people see it, they’ll know where Rachel is.

OK. I don’t know, like, Return Reptile Rachel?

Sure. Yeah, that’s perfect.

Hey, why don’t we try using, like, some existing hashtags, maybe try to gain some momentum?

#”TheSpectator”?

Yeah, there you go. That’s a good idea. Yeah.

OK. I’ll tag them too. Maybe they’ll even write an article.

Yeah. Hey, thank you for doing this, by the way. You have way more followers than me. If I posted it, I’m sure no one would see it.

Yeah, that’s because you don’t post at all. And of course, anything I can do to help. [knock at door]

Just see who that is real quick.

OK.

Sophia. Whoa, whoa. What’s wrong?

[crying] My mom won’t agree to the adoption. She said we have to raise the baby ourselves.

---

[dramatic music]

Holly, I didn’t know you were here.

Yeah, obviously.

Holly’s here because we were trying to figure out ways to track down my little sister.

Track her down? What do you mean?

She ran away.

What? Oh, my God. I’m so sorry. I had no idea you were in the– in the middle of a crisis. I should go.

Ah, you know what? Actually, I’ll go.

No, Holly, don’t. No.

Tate, it’s fine. I’ll finish this post for Rachel. You two obviously have a lot to talk about. [door clicks shut]

---

[sighs]

[sighs] Believe me, I want my partner back too. But listen, Marlena, I will do everything I can to help the police find Rachel.

Thank you. We need all the help we can get.

You got it.

---

Would you–would you please try to find out from Shane anything else you can? I mean, it just– not knowing where John is, not hearing from him, of course I imagine the very worst.

I’ll try, but I can’t make any promises.

I understand. I appreciate whatever you can do.

Of course.

---

I know how hard this is on you, Marlena.

I just– I’m terribly worried, and I– I miss him. I just miss him so much.

---

I know you do.

---

Oh, God, I am so glad that Rachel wasn’t hurt. Oh, but what about the other little girl?

Lucy. She’s pretty banged up, but she’s gonna be fine.

Oh, good. Is her family here?

Yeah, they’re on their way. She’s–she’s awake and she’s talking, and smart girl remembered her mom’s phone number.

Oh, that’s so good. Oh, I’m so glad I didn’t call my brother. I would have felt terrible scaring him like that.

Yeah, well, I’m sorry I scared you.

Oh, no, don’t be. I mean, it’s a leopard coat. You were following a pretty credible lead. All right, well, I’m gonna go pick up some takeout for my family.

Yeah, yeah. I should, you know, probably get back to the station.

OK, well, thank you for everything you’re doing. And you’ll keep me posted, right?

Yeah. Yeah, of course I will.

OK.

Brady, hey. Any news?

[sighs] Nothing.

Oh, God. I’m so sorry.

I was just–I was walking home, and I was finally gonna get some rest tonight. I don’t know, I wanted to see you.

OK. I’m here. What can I do to help?

I mean, I think all we can do for Rachel right now is just hope and wait, right?

OK.

Hope and wait.

Hope and wait, but what about for you?

---

I don’t know. I don’t know. I’m trying to put on a brave face for Kristen and assure her that everything is gonna be all right. Everything will be fine. We’ll find Rachel. But I–oh, God, Ava, I’m thinking about her out there, you know? I know she’s sad, and I know she’s angry, and I know she’s alone, and I’m feeling guilty.

Why are you feeling guilty?

‘Cause I–because we drove her to do this. We–we–Kristen and I failed. I failed. She failed. We didn’t love her enough. Maybe we didn’t cherish her enough. She had to–she felt like she had to do this to get our attention. Wake up, Mom and Dad.

---

I just want her to be OK. I want her to be OK. I want her to be OK.

It’s OK. It’s OK. It’s OK. She’ll be OK.

---

Who am I kidding? [sighs]

---

Oh. Oh, my darling. [sniffles, sighs] Where did you go? Where did you go?

---

[door creaks]

---

Well, Seymour, we finally made it.

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

That manipulative tool.

[dramatic music]

Good morning to you too.

You are not going to believe what Lady Whistleblower wrote in her latest column.

Or we can put away the tablet and start this morning off right.

Get a load of this. “Leo Stark may think he’s won, but he’s gonna pay for what he’s done to me.”

What you’ve done to him? He was targeting you. All you did was expose him.

And tank his romance with the incredibly hot guy I’m currently in bed with.

You know, flattery will get you everywhere. [chuckles] But Kerry lost me because of what he did. Actions have consequences, and he’s learning that the hard way.

Why is “The Spectator” still printing this derivative trash?

OK, that is enough fake news for today. Kerry can never hurt us ever again.

[door clicks open]

[dramatic music]

What the hell?

Kerry! What are you doing?

If I can’t have you, Javi, no one can.

[gunshot]

[panting]

Leo? What’s wrong?

---

You and Philip broke up? You guys seemed so happy on New Year’s.

It was new, and we were still figuring out if we could work. And let’s just say I got a very vivid reminder of why we broke up last time.

---

I’m sorry.

Don’t be. It was good that things ended as quickly as they did.

---

Besides, I never would have even thought about dating Philip again if it wasn’t for–

Wasn’t for what?

You. [sighs]

---

[light country music]

Seth, don’t raise your voice. This is not on me or on Abe. We both followed the safety protocols, the ones that you signed off on. Yes, of course. Insurance will pay for any liability on the hospital’s part. [sighs] Hey, listen to me. Do you want to be on the show anymore or not? Yeah, I thought so. Goodbye.

Is everything OK?

Oh, yeah, just putting out another fire that’s engulfed “Body & Soul.”

Ah. Wow, Chanel quitting sure caused a lot of chaos.

[scoffs] That’s not important anymore. I was talking about Bonnie.

What do you mean?

You haven’t heard? [sighs] Bonnie almost died when she plunged down the elevator shaft.

[dramatic music]

[knock at door]

Hey.

Got a minute?

For you? Always. Come in.

Well, how’s Bonnie?

[sighs] Well, you know, I can only discuss her condition with her family. But I can tell you that her prognosis is good.

Oh, thank God.

Yeah, but she’s not gonna be going back to work anytime soon.

I was worried you’d say that. Well, I am royally screwed.

---

JJ, can you take point on the Rachel Black case? I’m still here at the hospital wrapping a few things up. Well, the good news is that Bonnie Kiriakis is gonna pull through. The bad news is that she has a long recovery ahead.

---

Listen, keep this between us for now, OK? But I just spoke with Justin, and he thinks that someone lured Bonnie to the elevator, that her fall was no accident.

---

[soft orchestration]

announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

[dramatic music]

I don’t understand, Steph. [chuckles] How am I the reason you started dating Philip again?

Forget it. You’ve got so much on your plate right now.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It’s OK. Please, tell me.

---

So… [clears throat] When you and I decided to stop seeing each other because of work, I told you it wasn’t a big deal.

---

But that was a lie. I wasn’t really ready to end things between us.

---

Neither was I.

---

[light country music]

So unfortunately the padding had been removed after Chanel’s stunt, and there was nothing there to break Bonnie’s fall, and–

Oh, my God. Is she OK?

Well, she’s alive. That’s all the doctor would tell me. But it was a terrible fall.

[sighs]

I mean, I don’t see how she couldn’t have a serious injury.

God, Alex must be worried sick. I was on set with him until pretty late last night. This must have happened right after.

Well, thankfully you knew enough not to go into a hot set after– after a stunt. I know that Bonnie’s not a professional, but what was she thinking?

I–I really don’t think this is Bonnie’s fault.

[dramatic music]

Well, if it’s not hers, then whose is it?

---

[sighs]

Look, I don’t know if I agree with Justin’s theory. It could all just be a coincidence. But that text message that Bonnie received was pretty damn suspicious. We have to tread lightly. I’ll take the lead on this.

---

Send me a uniform to bring someone in. If this was premeditated, we have our first suspect.

Thank you.

Well, didn’t want to wake you. You were sleeping so soundly when I went downstairs. But when I got back– something wrong?

Mm, I was having a nightmare, obviously.

Well, do you remember what it was about?

Unfortunately. Kerry didn’t take this whole Lady Whistleblower situation lying down.

Well, the whole situation was his fault.

Nightmare Kerry saw things differently. He chose violence.

Mm. I texted Jada, if it makes you feel any better.

Do you think he could get into some serious trouble?

That’s not my problem. You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes. And the only thing that matters is that he is gone and we are here together.

[tender music]

Mm, I don’t think that we have anything to worry about from “Real World Kerry.” But, you know, to play it safe, I think that we should hunker down here in bed all day.

[both laugh]

Isn’t Gabi gonna be pissed if you play hooky?

Well, she’s family. She’s required to forgive and forget. So what do you say?

Hmm. I say that I have been incommunicado all night. And unfortunately I have to get to set. Who knows what could have blown up, literally or figuratively, in the last 12 hours?

You’re entitled to a day off every now and then.

Yeah, you do drive a hard bargain. And there are things that are more important than work, right?

Mm-hmm.

Like my health, world peace, you.

[tender music]

So is that a yes?

It’s a yes. But first there is something important I want to discuss with you.

---

[dramatic music]

It’s bad enough that Bonnie’s accident happened on my watch. Now Leo’s MIA.

Mm. Normally that would be a blessing.

Not when we need all hands on deck. We–we cannot afford to lose another day of production.

Sorry. I wish there was something I could do to help.

Maybe there is.

---

You didn’t want to break things off either?

No, Steph. I wanted to see where this could have gone.

Why didn’t you say anything?

I don’t know. Because I didn’t– I didn’t–I don’t know. I–probably the same reason why you didn’t. I wasn’t gonna put myself out there if we weren’t on the same page, run the risk of ruining our friendship. But I always wanted more.

Man, I really wish I would have known that.

---

Although part of me did feel like you did feel the same way. Then when I found out about you and Joy, I figured I was deluding myself.

Yeah, but that– that was just a cover. Joy and I weren’t really dating like that, you know?

I know that now. When she dragged you out of that New Year’s Eve party, I thought you guys were leaving to hook up. So when Philip took me home, I– I guess I was a little more open to seeing where things could go because I– yeah, I was just more open to seeing where things could go than I otherwise would have been.

---

For the record, Joy only bolted from that party because Chanel had confronted her about Johnny.

Oh.

---

But when you showed up the next day wearing the same clothes, I– I just assumed that you two had spent the night together.

---

We did.

---

[light country music]

I don’t know. I’m just saying blaming Bonnie feels a little…

A little what?

Victim blaming.

Mm-hmm. She’s the one who wasn’t paying attention, yeah.

---

Unless you think that this wasn’t an accident.

No, no, I just–

What? Do you think it’s my fault or Abe’s fault? Because we were following very strict protocols.

No, no. I blame Chanel.

---

Why is that?

Well, if Chanel hadn’t freaked out and quit the show, you wouldn’t have had to tape a slapdash exit scene. No open shaft, no fall.

Mm. I think that’s a little bit of a stretch.

---

[sighs] Maybe.

OK. Look, there are going to be a lot of fingers pointed here in this situation. And I’m thinking, out of the hundreds of words that are going to be printed about this accident, none of them are going to be pointing fingers at Chanel.

---

So what’s this really all about?

---

[siren wailing]

Mr. Youmans.

Wow, pronounced it right on the first try.

I’m Commissioner Hunter. Please, have a seat. Thanks for coming down.

Well, your officer didn’t give me much of a choice. So to what do I owe this inconvenience?

Oh, you didn’t hear? There was an incident on the set of “Body & Soul” last night.

[gasps melodramatically] Oh, sorry, I’m not much of an actor. [sighs] That set has been cursed ever since it moved to Salem. What was it this time, schtupping costars, psychedelics in the writers’ room?

Bonnie Kiriakis fell down an elevator shaft.

What?

It happened right after the taping of an elaborate stunt.

Sounds like you should be talking to the production team, not me.

[dramatic music]

Yeah, except there is one theory, and that is that Bonnie was intentionally lured to the elevator.

That’s pretty sick. But what does it have to do with me?

Well, that’s what I’m here to find out.

---

[gasps melodramatically] Sounds serious. Should I brace for impact? [laughs]

No, it’s not a bad thing. I mean, not necessarily. But I was thinking, we just kind of fell into bed last night, like, two seconds after you were in bed with Kerry, and… are we rushing things?

Isn’t that my line? Leo, it’s not like we haven’t slept together before.

Yeah, I just want to be sure. Yeah, I’m usually quite good at separating the sexy stuff from the mushy stuff, you know?

And I make you feel all the mushy stuff?

---

Yes, you do. And I just want to know– well, I need to know that this– that this means something.

It does mean something. And if I’m being honest, I don’t think that I was really ready to sleep with Kerry. I mean, he was running out of patience with me, so I put aside my doubts and–

Your doubts?

Mm-hmm. A part of me knew that something wasn’t right with him or at least that he wasn’t right for me. And besides, I just couldn’t get you out of my head.

[both laugh]

Is that right?

Yeah. And I know that I put on this big show, turning you away when you apologized. But deep down, I was missing you. And I am so glad that I don’t have to miss you anymore and that Kerry is out of my life for good.

---

I have no idea what you’re talking about.

Let me break it down for you. The elevator was closed off for that stunt. Cast and crew knew to stay away, except Bonnie Kiriakis, who received a text asking her to take said elevator to the first floor for a wardrobe fitting.

Again, take the safety violation up with the unions. I don’t work for the wardrobe department.

Yeah, they claim they never sent that text. And someone may have been impersonating them.

And you think that someone is me?

---

Look, I’m very close to Javi Hernandez. And he sent me a text telling me everything that went down with you two last night.

You’re pegging this on me because I’m Lady Whistleblower?

Look, if you get your kicks by being a troll, that’s none of my business. But what is my business is the fact that you broke into Leo Stark’s hotel room and installed spyware on his computer. You had access to the production schedule and not to mention Bonnie’s phone number.

So what if I did? Why in God’s name would I want that poor woman to fall down an elevator shaft?

Well, you clearly have an ax to grind with the show.

Mm, my only ax to grind is with Leo Stark.

Care to elaborate?

Oh, so Javi didn’t text you a play-by-play? Leo rejected and humiliated me, so I wanted to humiliate him. That’s all. And as far as Bonnie goes, I don’t have a problem with her, I mean, other than her over-the-top acting. I mean, like, the show lives in the close-up. Why is she playing to the cheap seats?

Did you send that text to Bonnie Kiriakis?

No, I didn’t. But if you don’t believe me…

---

Be my guest.

You could have used a burner.

Could’ve, but I didn’t.

So you didn’t send the poisoned cupcakes to the cast and crew either?

[laughs] So this is how it’s going to be? Just keep throwing accusations my way until one sticks?

---

Face it, Commissioner, you’ve got nothing on me. We’re done here.

---

We’re done when I say we’re done.

---

I–I really don’t know how I can help. I can’t speed up Bonnie’s recovery.

No, but you could fill her shoes.

Sorry?

We need someone to play Kassandra right away. And the best recast is you, Kayla.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We went over this already. When you asked me in the beginning to be in the show, I told you I am a doctor. I am not an actress.

Bonnie wasn’t an actress either.

I know, but, you know… [laughs] I mean, her– she’s uninhibited. Her whole life is a performance.

Kayla, when you went undercover with Steve, you acted your ass off because your life depended on it.

Well, lucky me, my life does not depend on this.

Well, mine does… and the entire cast and crew. Look, I am–I am desperate to keep everyone employed.

[sighs] And one character missing really jeopardizes all that?

The show won’t survive another crisis. We can’t afford to lose another day.

[groans] So this would just have to–you know, someone would just have to step in immediately, right?

Well, there’s only one person who’s right. And that’s you.

[sighs]

[light country music]

OK, maybe Bonnie’s accident wasn’t Chanel’s fault. I guess I’m just a little salty after Chanel slapped me across the face, for real, on set last night.

She what?

Don’t worry. I’m not gonna file an HR complaint or anything like that. I just–I am done letting Chanel blame me for her marriage falling apart.

---

OK, so who’s victim blaming now?

Johnny’s the one who cheated, not me. Plus, I’m not even interested in him. I’m seeing Alex now.

I thought that was a cover story.

It was, until it wasn’t. We’ve gotten a lot closer. And we’re just figuring things out. We talked to Abe about it last night, and he’s fine with it since there’s no power imbalance between us on set.

OK, I get that. It’s not an HR thing. And as your boss, I’m not going to say anything about it. But as a friend, could I offer a bit of advice?

Yeah, always.

OK. Well, you’ve seen firsthand what tension between people on set can do. And since you and Alex are actors who are going to be working intimately with each other, I mean, if you break up or, knowing Alex, when you do break up–

If we break up, we will be total pros, I promise. I am basically alone here in Salem. And Alex is pretty much the only person who hasn’t been a complete and total jerk to me. I mean, Johnny used me. Chanel blamed me. EJ bribed me. Alex has been nothing but supportive through all of this.

[dramatic music]

Honestly, I’ve never felt more safe with anyone than I do with him.

---

Steph, I’m sorry, I–

---

I really just want to be honest with you.

---

Joy and I slept together.

Oh.

But it wasn’t planned or anything like that. I mean, she was just, you know, fighting with Chanel, and she was all upset. And I had seen you and Philip together, and I was upset, and… I just told myself that if you were moving on, maybe I should too.

Wow. [sighs] So you were only with Joy because you thought I was with Philip, and I was only with Philip because I thought you were with Joy.

Bingo.

[sighs]

But you’re not with Philip anymore.

No. But you’re still with Joy, right?

---

Kind of.

Define “kind of.”

I mean, it’s not like we’re official or anything, you know? We’re just spending a little bit more time together. But I mean, if I had known you were single, Steph, I swear to God to you, I would slow that down completely so that you and I could–

So that you and I could what?

---

Just forget it, really. Because I don’t even know if you and I can really be together. As long as the two of us are working on “Body & Soul”–

---

What if I wasn’t?

---

Hear me out. What if I quit being “Body & Soul’s” publicist?

What? No. No, no, no, no way.

Well, why not? I have plenty of other clients.

This show’s your biggest client, Steph. I can’t ask you to quit your job for us.

You didn’t ask, though, did you?

No. But I’m not the one offering to quit, so it feels a little lopsided.

It’s not the same thing. The show can easily replace me as publicist, but you’re really popular with the fans. It’d be much harder to replace you as Arrow. Not to mention, there’s already been so many cast changes.

Steph, I’m not talking about the show. I’m talking about you. You love your job, and you never even considered quitting until–

Until I realized how much I’d miss you.

[tender music]

Huh.

[light country music]

Well, I am grateful that Alex was respectful and kind to you when others weren’t. But let me also say a heart is most vulnerable when it’s worn on its sleeve. Protect it.

I will. Thank you.

---

[sighs] Do you think Alex is still at the hospital? I’d really like to be there for him.

No, I don’t think there’s any other place he would be. Bonnie is part of his family.

She is a riot. I really like her, even if she used to hate my sister, Chloe. But honestly, I can relate, so….

Well, who can’t? [both chuckle]

Well, maybe I’ll bring her some flowers or something.

Sure. If you do see her, please give her my best. And tell her we can’t wait to have her back on the job.

How about this: you check your email, you fire off a few script notes, and then you call in sick? And you can even use my laptop.

Since mine is still compromised?

Exactly. But I’ll clear off the table while you cook up another plot twist.

Hmm. I still hate that we had to write out Faith. But I have to say that Regan having Arrow’s baby is really gonna turn heads. And I think that Kassandra could be a big obstacle for those two now.

Kassandra?

Mm-hmm. That’s Arrow’s mother. Scheming in-laws are very much our soap’s oeuvre.

Well, I mean, good thing that no one can relate to that. [laughs] Bonnie plays Kassandra, right? I mean, I bet she’ll love to sink her teeth into that story.

Yeah, yeah. But I also have to figure out a way to bring Charlemagne into the mix, keep those two characters at odds. You know, viewers say that they want to see that rivalry evolve. But in reality, it’s about giving them the illusion of change but having all the characters– I’m sorry. I’m boring you to tears right now, aren’t I?

Not even in the slightest.

You’re right. I don’t have anything to tie you to Bonnie’s accident or the poisonings.

Then I’ll just be on my way.

But you did break into Leo Stark’s hotel room, which is a crime, by the way.

Leo and I were involved once too. How do you know I wasn’t invited or have a standing invitation to let myself in?

That’s not what Javi told me.

Hearsay.

Javi heard you say it directly. That’s not hearsay. That’s admissible.

You sure I wasn’t just bluffing, trying to look tough in the middle of a love triangle? I mean, there must be some form of evidence of a break-in, right?

[dramatic music]

Hmm, we both know security at the Salem Inn is mid at best, meaning you don’t have enough to charge me. [scoffs] You don’t even have enough for a warrant.

Don’t leave town, Mr. Youmans. Understood?

---

[sighs] Hard pass.

See, you already know the industry lingo. You’ll fit right in.

Come on. What do you think Kate’s gonna think of your brilliant idea?

Kate’ll love it, I’m sure.

Are you? Because it sounds pretty insane to me.

Oh, come on. It’ll be a blast. Didn’t you ever dream about being a TV star when you were a kid?

I don’t know. I mean, maybe. But, you know, then I grew up, and I found a new dream. Healing people, that’s my passion. And you know what? I wouldn’t want to take this opportunity away from somebody who actually really does still have that dream. I’m sure there are hundreds, if not thousands of actresses that would like to try out for “Body & Soul.”

Who’s available the day after tomorrow?

Day after tomorrow?

And we would accommodate your schedule.

But–but Bonnie’s not gonna be back for weeks.

Well–

I can’t neglect my patients like that. I can’t. I can’t. What, go off and be a soap star? Are you kidding me?

We’ll start searching for a recast right away, someone who will be able to take over until Bonnie’s back.

So I– I just have to step in in the meantime.

Right.

[groans] What if I’m terrible? I’ll make things worse for you.

You’re gonna knock it out of the park. Come on, Kayla, please. What do I have to say to– to get you to yes?

[jazzy music]

Steph, I miss you, too, so damn much. I just–I really don’t want us to rush into something that we might regret one day, you know? What if it doesn’t work out?

What if it does?

Kate and Abe are not gonna like this at all. The show is already in so much craziness. I don’t–ugh.

I thought we weren’t thinking about the show, that we were just thinking about each other. And you’re right. The show is in chaos right now. I can’t fix it. I can only spin it. And that’s a huge headache that I really don’t need, especially not if it’s keeping us from being–

Alex?

[dramatic music]

Hey, Joy. Hey.

I heard about your stepmother. I am so sorry.

Thank you.

How is she doing?

Not doing great.

[sighs] Can she have visitors?

Of course, yeah. I’m sure she’d appreciate seeing you.

I hope so. Would you–would you show me where her room is, please?

Of course.

Steph, do you want to come with?

No, you two go ahead. I’m–I’m pretty swamped.

---

We’ll catch up later.

Great.

---

A next-day line change? Well, lucky for them, I’m feeling generous. “Regan, I bet you like your eggs like your suitors think of you–easy.” Yeah, I suppose that is clunky. Feel like walking through a scene with me?

Sure.

OK, so let’s pretend that you’re Kassandra and you’re cooking eggs. And they get into a fight, and the eggs catch on fire. So the eggs are burning.

Mm.

[jazzy music]

Ay! The eggs are burning!

[laughter]

What?

Was that bad?

No, that was absolutely perfect. [laughs]

[dramatic music]

[gasps] Oh, don’t shoot!

What are you talking about?

Oh, it’s like my dream is coming true. You walked in here and shot me.

Easy on the dramatics, Agnes. This isn’t Pineview. I’m not gonna throw my life away over you or my ex, who has questionable taste.

What do you want, Kerry?

I wanted to return this.

You gave him a key?

Oh, and I’d like my sweatshirt back.

Hey, I need you to run a background check on someone. The name is Kerry Youmans.

---

You gave him a key? I thought you were taking things slowly.

Here. Leo, please.

Thanks.

---

So if there’s nothing else–

Oh, don’t worry. I’m leaving. I hope you two live unhappily ever after.

---

Oh, and tough break about Bonnie Kiriakis.

Huh?

Be seeing you.

---

What did he mean by that? What happened to Bonnie?

---

[light country music]

Oh, wow, it has been a hell of a day.

Abe, it’s barely 10:00.

Exactly.

[sighs] So I’ve got good news and I’ve got bad news. So which do you want first?

OK, let’s get the bad news over with.

So it looks like Bonnie is– she’s got a long recovery ahead of her.

Oh, no. Poor thing.

Mm-hmm.

[sighs] What’s the good news?

I already have a temporary recast.

What? To start tomorrow?

Mm-hmm.

Who?

Kayla, Kayla Johnson.

---

Steve, I need you to call me back. I have some very interesting news for you. I love you. Stephanie?

Oh, Mom. Hi.

You look so down. What’s going on?

[dramatic music]

I knew Bonnie was badly hurt, but I was not expecting to see her like that.

She’s lucky to be alive.

She can barely open her mouth. How is she supposed to eat? How is she supposed to talk?

When it comes to Bonnie, I think the latter is the bigger concern.

I think you’re probably right. Damn, you know, you and Bonnie are pretty much the only people in the cast that I can actually tolerate at this point. And without Bonnie, that’s only you.

---

I was telling Kate, I don’t know how I would have gotten through any of this without you, so…

---

[jazzy music]

“Bonnie Kiriakis was severely injured “after falling down an open elevator shaft at Salem University Hospital.”

Oh, my God.

Oh! Poor Bonnie. Not to be callous, because I really do like Bonnie and I feel horrible that this happened to her and I pray that she’s gonna be OK, but…my story. Now who’s gonna come between Joy and Alex? [sighs] – I’m fine, Mom. There’s just a lot going on with “Body & Soul,” obviously.

Well, I guess you haven’t heard the most recent news about the show?

I don’t know. Have I?

You are looking at the latest, most reluctant cast member joining the show.

[gasps] What?

I know, it’s completely silly, but Abe twisted my arm to fill in for Bonnie.

Wow. I mean, I want to say congrats.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You don’t need to go that far. I am only filling in until he gets a permanent replacement. That is the only reason I said yes. And also, I thought it might be kind of fun for me to work with my girl just a bit.

Well, yeah. Yeah, that’d be– that’d be great.

---

Yes, Justin, I brought in Kerry Youmans for questioning. I had to cut him loose. Because he didn’t have a criminal record. We’ll haul him in if we find anything that links him to what happened. I promise you, if Bonnie’s fall wasn’t an accident, I will find who’s responsible.

[suspenseful music]

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

– * Party girls *

[rock music playing]

What is all that noise?

* Party girls *

 

[music turns off]

So sorry, babe. I did not mean to wake you.

Mm. It’s fine. I was just trying to take a quick nap. You know, working multiple high-profile cases all at once, it’s– means no sleep. You know how that goes.

I do?

 

[suspenseful music]

Right. I do. [softly] Mm, I do. Yep. Oop.

 

[suspenseful music]

Mm. It smells perfect.

---

Kiss the cook? Huh. I can do that.

[knock at door]

Hold that thought.

OK.

---

EJ. What are you doing here?

Yeah, I’d like to know the answer to that myself.

 

[tense somber music]

 

[tense somber music fading]

 

[phone ringing]

 

[phone rings]

How many times do I have to tell you, Philip? We have nothing left to talk about.

I know I’m the last person you want to hear from right now. I just wanted to thank you for not telling Xander about Victor’s letter.

You mean the forged letter you used to steal half of Titan from him?

It’s a lot to ask, and I appreciate that you do it for me.

I didn’t do it for you, you jerk. I did it for Sarah.

 

[somber music]

Don’t look at me that way, Victor. Yes, I’m keeping a secret. It’s your secret that got us in this mess in the first place. I’m just… I’m trying to keep the peace… keep Xander from murdering Philip. And from turning into you. Which we both know would happen if he was running Titan all by himself. So… just– [sighs] I have to make sure the truth about this letter never comes out. Not that I feel any less guilty about that.

What do you have to feel guilty about?

Hi, baby.

Hi. [Sarah chuckles]

Um… I was just telling your father that… I feel guilty about not being there for Justin.

Oh. Well, I’m glad he can’t talk back. [Sarah chuckles] I mean, you can just imagine the cracks that Victor would make if he heard that Bonnie fell down an elevator shaft.

I still can’t believe that happened.

Neither can I. Don’t worry, darling. I’m sure Justin will understand. And it’s not like there’s anything you could have done.

Yeah. I know. My heart goes out to him. It’s a terrible tragedy.

 

[tense somber music]

 

[siren wailing]

Dad.

Hey, Alex.

Hey. How you holding up?

As well as can be expected, I suppose.

You seen Bonnie yet?

 

[somber music]

Kayla told me to prepare myself. And I’m going in. I–I… I just need another minute.

How about we go in together?

I’d like that.

 

[heart monitor beeping] [Bonnie groaning, whimpering]

[heart monitor beeping]

---

[soft orchestration] announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

[somber music]

Hey, sweetheart, it’s me. I’m here, I’m here. And Alex is with me.

Hey, Bonnie.

Took a pretty serious tumble. But Kayla said that you’re going to be just fine, OK? It looks like they’re taking pretty good care of you, so all you have to do is just rest.

[whimpering] I still have–

No, no, no, no, sweetheart. Don’t talk.

But–

No, no, no, no. Your jaw is pretty banged up.

[mumbling] I’ve got 60 pages.

60 what?

[mumbling] Pages.

She’s saying, pages, Dad, of dialogue to learn for “Body & Soul.”

Oh, like hell you do. Listen to me. You no longer have any responsibility to that derelict production. And in fact, your days of playing Kassandra Lovegood are done.

Dad, come on. Don’t overreact.

[Bonnie whimpers]

Overreact? Are you kidding? Look, I have made it crystal clear to Abe and Kate that they are not to contact you and that you will never, ever be going back to that death trap of a set.

But Justin–

No, no. No buts. Thanks to their gross negligence, you could have been killed, Bonnie.

[Bonnie whimpering]

---

You just never know what life’s going to throw at you. I mean, one minute, Bonnie was on top of the world, a soap opera star on the rise. And the next, she nearly plummets to her doom.

She’s lucky to be alive, really.

Well, I’m lucky, too.

Yeah? Why is that?

Because I’m married to the most beautiful, compassionate, wonderful woman in the whole world.

[Sarah chuckles]

[bittersweet music]

---

Sarah is worried about Xander having absolute power at Titan. She thinks he needs a check on him, someone who can rein him in, even if it’s someone as morally bankrupt as you.

Thanks for the vote of confidence.

Go ahead, Philip. Make jokes. But you’re the one who has to live with tricking his own brother out of his birthright.

Look, as I’ve told you, I truly believe my father would have wanted me to run the company, OK?

Save it, OK? I am so sick of hearing you try to justify your behavior. What you did was wrong, egregiously so.

I know that. And I know you’re keeping it secret for Sarah and not for me. But I’m grateful just the same.

Yeah? well, for the record, I hate this. I hate that you wrote me into it and that you used me.

Once again, I’m sorry.

[scoffs] Me, too. For ever believing that you were capable of change. You are still the same selfish, manipulative liar you’ve always been.

And to think that I defended you. I fought for you.

I considered getting back together with you. Thank God I got out quickly this time.

Steph–

– Stop. Just stop calling me.

Stop thanking me. Just leave me alone. You got what you wanted, Philip. And what I want is to wash my hands of this whole thing.

---

I just pray Xander never finds out. For Sarah’s sake and yours.

[tense music]

---

[phone beeps]

---

That went well.

Oh, I just stopped by for an update from my private investigator.

---

Ever heard of a phone?

This is a very personal matter, so I’d prefer to discuss it in person. So have you had any luck tracking down Sloan Petersen?

Uh, well–

You know, I’ll let you two talk. I better head to work.

Well, I hope your number-one priority is locating my niece. If Rafe was still commissioner, Rachel would be home with her mother by now.

Hey, hey. Not necessary.

It’s OK, babe. I got this.

---

Listen, I am doing everything in my power to find Rachel. Just last night, I had the entire department working through the night searching for her.

Yeah, my sister doesn’t want to hear your excuses, and neither do I. Locate my niece immediately, or I will sue Salem PD into oblivion. Are we clear?

Yeah, we’re very clear that you are nothing but a bully who has zero concept on what goes into a missing person’s search. You know what? I should head out.

Yeah, but what about your food?

Uh, I’ll see you for dinner.

You’ll be back?

At some point.

OK.

I’ll check in with you later.

OK.

 

[tense music]

---

What the hell did I just walk in on?

Well, in some cultures, they call it breakfast.

Cut the crap, Feniger. I want to know what’s going on between you and your “fiancée.” Rather, what went on last night?

Last night?

For the love of God, please tell me you did not lay a finger on Jada Hunter.

---

Relax. You said not to touch the broad and I didn’t.

Where’s your shirt and pants?

I get hot when I cook.

Did you get hot in Jada’s bed last night?

Well, I mean, it is where I slept. Alone. You heard her. She was gone. I mean, she was out all night looking for your runaway niece, which I’m sorry about, by the way. And then when I got up, she was coming home.

You didn’t share a bed at all?

Not even for a cuddle. Which is too bad because she’s a hot little piece.

She’s the police commissioner, you pig. And I need you to stay focused on the job at hand, which is making that woman pay for costing me my job.

Mm. So how are things going on the job front? Did you manage to connect with Kayla yet?

No, not yet. But I’m going to follow up with her at the hospital, and I’m going to check on Bonnie while I’m there.

Well, give her and Justin my best, yeah?

Yeah, of course I will.

Well, I better get moving, too. Lots to do at Titan. What?

 

[soft dramatic music]

You almost sound enthusiastic.

Well, like you heard from Philip yesterday, uh, things are going pretty well since I adjusted my attitude.

Mm. Seems like this partnership might actually work out.

Well, I promised your mum that I would do my best to get along with my brother-slash-co-CEO. And you’ve encouraged me to do the same. And I have to admit that it’s nice to be excited about going to the office again instead of being flooded with fury and dread. So I’m going to keep making the effort.

Good. I’m glad.

Plus, it’s not like I have much choice. Philip does control half the company. Thanks to that letter that Victor wrote.

Mm-hmm.

Anyway… [smooches] Have a great day.

You, too.

 

[soft tense music]

---

I’ll have that soap opera mired in litigation for years.

Dad, you’re suing them?

Damn right I am. And by the time I’m done, “Body & Soul” will have to be rebooted as “Bonnie & The Beautiful.” I’m going to grind that production and the miscreants who run it into dust.

All right, take it easy.

Alex, this isn’t just gross negligence. It is willful misconduct.

Yeah, you got it. Just–please, I know you’re angry, but, I mean, what happened to Bonnie was an accident. I should know. I was there.

So you’re taking your employer’s side over your own family?

Of course, I’m not, Dad. I’m just saying Kate and Abe didn’t mean for this to happen.

My wife nearly died due to their utter disregard for the safety of their employees. I’m going to make them pay.

You sound like Uncle Vic.

[Bonnie whimpering]

I know, I know. I know, sweetheart. He’s upsetting you.

[mumbling] No, he’s–he’s right.

 

[phone ringing]

It was an accident.

Someone’s calling you.

It was a–

Richard from the wardrobe department. I’ll get this.

 

[phone beeps]

Hello, Richard. Well, how the hell do you think she’s doing? She’s lying in a hospital bed, OK? Broke nearly every bone in her body, in agony. So tell me, what was so important that she had to rush off to a last-minute fitting? You’re damn right I’m blaming you. It was your text that set this whole thing in motion. What? Oh. I’ll call you back.

What did he say?

 

[somber music]

Well, according to Richard, the wardrobe department never sent Bonnie a text.

Hmm?

[Bonnie whimpers]

Wait, so wardrobe is saying that they never sent Bonnie that text?

Yeah, this guy, Richard, said that they never asked to see her for a fitting.

That doesn’t make any sense.

No, I was on the phone with Bonnie when the text came in. And you said it was from wardrobe, right?

[mumbling]

Yes, of course.

Why would Richard lie?

I mean, you sounded so angry, Dad. Maybe he was just afraid he was about to get fired.

Well, he should be fired. But I see your point. Maybe I did scare him into lying.

There’s an easy way to find out. Check Bonnie’s texts.

That’s a good idea. Do you mind?

OK.

 

[heart monitor beeping]

Um, Hattie, me, Buddy’s Burger Barn?

Lunch.

Oh. Um, here we go. “Hey, Bonnie. Need to see you down in wardrobe ASAP. Emergency fitting. Please hurry.”

And that was sent from Richard?

No, it says unknown number.

Bonnie, do you have Richard saved as one of your contacts?

Well, of course she does because when he called, I saw it, and it came up on the phone when he called.

Then why wouldn’t it show up as a text?

 

[tense music]

---

Well, you really got it in for that lady cop.

She convinced the mayor to have me fired. The way I see it, turnabout is fair play.

Turn a what?

[sighs] I forget that sometimes I’m dealing with someone with the IQ of a thumbtack, so I’ll put it simply for you. I’m going to do to Jada what Jada did to me.

---

You’re going to get her canned?

That’s right. And I’m going to use you to do it.

---

Shawn, I need you or JJ to let me know the second you learn anything about Rachel Black’s whereabouts. I don’t have to tell you this, but this case is of the utmost importance. Hey, I got to go. I’ll hit you back.

 

[suspenseful music]

Mm, looks like I’m not the only one who’s hard at it.

Ugh. I was up all night searching for Rachel Black, and now I have to question Bonnie Kiriakis.

You must be exhausted. Couldn’t you get a detective to talk to her?

Paulina asked that I pay very special attention to the “Body & Soul” investigation.

I see. Well, I’m here for Bonnie, too, actually. I wanted to make sure that she’s all right and to make sure that the media is not swarming the hospital looking for scoops. [sighs] I cannot believe she stepped into an empty elevator shaft.

Talk about a freak accident.

 

[suspenseful music]

Jada, I swear it has been one crisis after another ever since I took on this show as a client. I feel like I’m playing an endless game of Whac-A-Mole.

On top of all of that, you’re dealing with a breakup.

Yeah, it hasn’t been fun. But like I said, it’s for the best.

Right. Well, Steph, you never told me exactly what happened. Why did you end things with Phillip?

---

Good morning, brother.

---

I’m sorry, did MTV bring back “Punk’d,” or was that a genuinely friendly greeting?

Don’t act so surprised. Did I not come in peace yesterday, bearing croissant, if you recall?

I guess the two of us peacefully coexisting will take a little getting used to.

I don’t want to coexist, Philip. I want us to be a team, equal, partners, working together to make Titan the best it can be.

I want that, too, Xander.

Well, so does Victor. Otherwise, he wouldn’t have written you that letter, would he? [sighs] We have both wanted this opportunity so badly for so long, to prove ourselves worthy of carrying on the Kiriakis legacy. So let’s do it, Philip. Let’s make the old man proud.

Right. Um…

 

[suspenseful music]

You want a coffee or anything?

No, I’m good. Let’s just get to work. You don’t have to worry. I’m not going to pitch any more hostile takeovers. You were right. Be a big mistake to start another war with the DiMeras right now.

Or not. Upon further reflection, I think you might be onto something.

What?

Like you said, we want to make our mark on Titan. Maybe this is how we do it. By accomplishing what Victor never could. Taking control of Stefano’s empire.

---

[suspenseful music fading]

Knock, knock.

Oh, hi. Hi. Come on in. Please, have a seat.

Are you sure? I know you must be swamped with the fallout from Bonnie’s accident.

Yeah, I just feel awful about what happened. I mean, I’m the one that convinced Seth Burns to let “Body & Soul” shoot here. And then now this happened?

That’s not your fault, Kayla. I mean, Seth was more than happy to offer up the hospital as long as he got a role.

Right. [sighs] I imagine Dr. Blake Lamoray is doing everything in his power to distance himself from Pineview Hospital this morning.

How’s Bonnie?

Well, her long-term prognosis is good, but her injuries are severe.

[sighs] Xander and I were just talking about how lucky she is to even be alive.

It’s crazy. I mean, she fell down an open elevator shaft with nothing to break her fall. She fell over two floors.

Oh, my god. I’m going to check on her and Justin before I head home.

Well, I know they’d really appreciate that.

Yeah.

Hey, listen, thank you so much for the research that you left for me the other night. It was excellent. I hope it wasn’t too tedious.

No. No, I was– I was very happy to do it. I actually learned a lot. And I ran into Stephanie when I dropped it off, and we got to chat for a little bit while she was waiting for you to come back.

Oh, good.

Mm-hmm.

I’m glad you could keep her company.

Of course. Of course, of course. I’m sure that seeing her mom made her feel better.

Eh, I don’t know. She is definitely bummed out about the way things ended with Philip.

 

[tense somber music]

Did she, um… did she say why it ended?

Yeah. I mean, she told me everything. I mean, we don’t have any secrets.

So you know what Philip did?

---

What, uh, exactly did Stephanie tell you?

Um, just that Phillip behaved in a way that was very hurtful to her and that he wasn’t fully honest about a business maneuver.

 

[tense somber music]

So she–she didn’t get into any specifics?

No. I mean, did she tell you something more?

---

It turns out… Philip’s letter from Victor–

Yeah, what about it?

It was a complete forgery.

---

No, no, that’s exactly what she told me.

---

Hang on. When I first mentioned going after DiMera, you were adamant that it was a terrible idea. What changed your mind?

There’s one caveat. It is a huge, huge deal to me that I am keeping my mouth shut. So you have to work with Xander. You can’t work against him. You can’t constantly be a thorn in his side, or the deal is off. Is that understood?

Understood.

---

I realized that if we’re going to work together, I need to compromise.

This is quite the reversal, Philip. I mean, just the other night you were– well, you gave me this whole speech about how you didn’t want to operate that way anymore.

In an ideal world, yes. But this is the real world, and I have to be… flexible.

Hmm. But you also banged on and on about how dangerous our feud was with the DiMeras last time around, especially for your girlfriend, Stephanie.

Stephanie’s not my girlfriend anymore. We broke up.

Oh. What happened there?

 

[somber music]

Um–

Look, Stephanie, you don’t have to tell me why you and Philip broke up. Not if it’s too personal.

Jada, you’re my best friend. Of course, I will tell you.

OK. So why did the two of you end it?

[sighs]

 

[somber music]

Look, I’m furious with Philip for using me to help perpetrate this fraud. So if I’m being honest, if I keep continuing to keep this secret, I would feel like a witting accomplice.

I understand, and I–

Hold on. I’m not done.

OK.

Despite all of that, I do not want to be responsible for sending Philip to prison. Or worse.

Xander. And his temper.

If he commits bodily harm on Philip when he finds out the truth, I won’t be able to ignore my part in it. So… whatever I think personally, you’re Xander’s wife. Meaning I’m going to defer to your wishes. I won’t say anything.

[somber music] It’s like I told my mom. I saw a side of Philip that I cannot stand, a side that puts power above everything else.

Mm. I assume you mean at Titan.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, the way that he does business just doesn’t sit right with me. Maybe some people would compartmentalize, not let one part of a person affect the whole relationship. But I can’t.

You know, I respect that, Stephanie. I do. I mean, I couldn’t be with a guy whose work life was shady either.

Well, your guy is the opposite of shady.

[Jada chuckles] He’s one of the best.

[Stephanie chuckles]

That he is. But look, Stephanie. I’m so sorry you’re going through this.

[softly] Nah.

On the bright side, now that I’m not dating anyone, I have a little extra free time that I can help out with your wedding.

[chuckles] OK. You know, that’s very kind of you, but no. You use that extra free time to get you a much-needed massage.

No. Jada, I want to pitch in. Honestly, it would make me so happy. I know Rafe’s cousin is doing the planning, but if there’s anything I can do.

Well, actually, there is. You can be my maid of honor.

 

[soft upbeat music]

---

How am I supposed to get the police commissioner fired? What do you want me to do?

I want you to expose her for the corrupt cop she is.

Corrupt cop? I don’t know, EJ. She seems pretty squeaky clean to me.

No one is completely clean, Arnold, not even Ms. Hunter.

So you want me to dig up the dirt on her? OK, I don’t know if you remember this. I’m only pretending to be a PI.

OK, OK. I’ll do the digging, and you concentrate on the exposing.

 

[suspenseful music]

---

Maybe someone else from wardrobe sent Bonnie that text.

But Richard said they didn’t need her for a fitting, so why would they?

Maybe they meant to send it to another cast member.

But why would they address it, hey, Bonnie?

[Bonnie mumbles indistinctly]

I know. OK. I’m sorry, sweetheart. You know what? Let’s just forget about– about all this, OK? And just try and relax, OK? And try and rest.

[Bonnie whimpers]

Hey, Dad, why don’t I step out and give you two some alone time?

OK.

 

[heart monitor beeping]

[Bonnie whimpering]

 

[somber music]

Alex, I don’t like this. We need to contact the police.

I’m on it.

OK.

---

[Bonnie whimpering]

 

Don’t you worry, my love. Hey, don’t you worry. We’ll get to the bottom of this.

I love you.

I love you, too.

---

[gasps] You want me to be your maid of honor?

Yeah.

What about your sister?

Well, sadly, Talia can’t make it. She’s on assignment for Doctors Without Borders. So… listen, Stephanie, even though we’re not blood-related, you’re like a sister to me.

I feel the same way. And the answer is yes. I would love to stand up for you at your wedding.

I was hoping you’d say that.

[both chuckle]

 

[soft upbeat music]

---

Stephanie and I just didn’t see eye to eye, so she’s not a factor anymore.

So now you’re all-in on going after DiMera?

I admit I may have been a bit hasty rejecting the idea, standing in your way just because I could. That said, a hostile takeover is a major move, obviously. We’d have to really think it through. Strategy, timing.

The time is now. Stefan, EJ, Chad, all out. Kristen distracted.

You mean because her daughter is missing? Isn’t that a bit ruthless?

Come on, mate. Don’t tell me you went soft in the loony bin.

Not at all, but I do have lines I won’t cross.

Yeah, so do I, but this isn’t one of them.

 

[suspenseful music]

[clears throat] You’re suggesting we attempt to profit off a missing child who also happens to be Brady’s?

For all we know, Brady’s got Rachel stashed somewhere, or Kristen does.

What are you talking about?

Their eternal custody battle. Do you have any idea how many times that poor little girl has been kidnapped by one of her own parents?

Rachel wasn’t kidnapped. She ran away.

Right. But I am still very confident that she’s going to turn up safe and sound. And in the meantime, we cannot let this opportunity pass us by. Kristen is definitely off her game right now. We need to strike.

---

She did try blackmailing you using that serum.

Damn right she did. She had a cure for Sarah’s paralysis in her hand, and she refused to hand it over unless I gave her Titan.

I remember saying you could keep the first vial and to let her know when you were ready to make a trade for the second.

She wanted to barter for my wife’s future, just like she did for your mom’s life.

---

With that orchid. She is one cold-hearted snake.

She’s a monster. You know, I asked Kristen, what did she even want with Titan? And all she said was that Titan was DiMera’s biggest competitor. If she merged the companies, she’d be unstoppable, which was my pitch to you.

She wasn’t wrong.

Neither am I. My point is… Kristen had absolutely no problem taking advantage of me when I was at my most vulnerable. She had no sympathy, no compassion. She just saw an opportunity to take everything from us, and she didn’t hesitate. So now the shoe is on the other foot, why should we?

---

Hey, guys.

Alex, hi. How’s Bonnie?

Broken bones, broken jaw. It’s pretty bad.

Oh, my god. Is she going to be OK?

She will be, eventually.

I’m so sorry.

Thank you.

So am I. Paulina asked me to look into how this happened. I mean, but if now is not a good time–

No, it is a good time. I was actually going to call you.

Oh, what’s going on?

I’m going to let my dad explain. He’s in there with Bonnie right now. I can show you where her room is.

Oh, no worries. I’ll find it.

 

[somber music]

---

OK, so once I expose Jada with this dirt that you dig up, then what?

Mayor Price will have no choice but to toss Jada out on her ass.

And what a sweet ass it is.

Seriously, I’m warning you.

OK, OK. All right. Who do you think Mayor Price is going to get to replace her, though?

[laughs] You, you idiot! Posing as Rafe, of course.

Oh. Yeah. All right. So–OK. But you know, here’s the thing, EJ. I still don’t get what you’re getting out of this, outside of seeing Jada lose her job.

I’ll get far more out of this than that. Once you replace Hernandez, you’ll convince Paulina that Jada wanted me fired because I was onto her corruption. Then Paulina will have no choice but to hire me back. Got it?

 

[suspenseful music]

Yeah, I think so. [EJ sighs]

 

[heart monitor beeping]

Rest.

OK if I come in?

Of course.

[Bonnie whimpers]

Thank you for coming.

How are you feeling, Bonnie?

[mumbling] Can’t talk.

Oh, yeah. Of course, you can’t talk. I am so sorry about what happened. But thank God that you survived such a terrible accident.

Well, that’s just it, commissioner. I’m not so sure that my wife’s fall was an accident.

 

[suspenseful music]

---

So your physical therapist lifted all the restrictions?

Yep, yep. I have full range of motion, ability, strength.

Well, you obviously worked very hard.

Yes. Well, I was highly motivated. And just to be thorough, I saw an occupational therapist who evaluated my fine motor skills, such as the ones I would need to perform surgery,

Mm-hmm?

And I was given the all-clear on that as well.

Yeah. Well, I actually did review your records, and I would love for you to come back at the hospital full-time, effective immediately.

Oh, my god. Oh, that’s so fantastic. Oh, I’m so relieved.

Listen, I never doubted for one second that you would be back. Come on, you are a superb doctor and a wonderful friend, and I am so glad you were here for Stephanie the other night.

---

You know, I really hate that my daughter is hurting. But I– I just feel like maybe she dodged a bullet with Phillip.

Really?

Yeah. I mean, when they were involved before, he almost got her killed. Not to mention what happened with Brady. I mean, I know he was mentally ill at the time, and supposedly, he spent a lot of time at a clinic overseas, but–

Supposedly?

Yeah, I just–I know it’s a terrible thing to say. But I have always had this feeling that he is broken somehow and that he can’t be fixed. And I don’t know if it’s that he was just born that way or if it’s something that Victor put him through. I don’t know, but I just– I just feel like– you know, I mean, honestly, like, it’s just a matter of time before he would do something that would really hurt Stephanie or God knows who else.

 

[soft suspenseful music]

---

It’s so weird about the text.

I know. I’m glad the police commissioner is looking into it.

Yeah, she is.

Yeah.

And speaking of our wonderful commish, Jada just asked me to be her maid of honor. I was so touched.

Oh, that’s great. You hoping Philip catches the garter belt?

[Stephanie chuckles softly]

Philip won’t be accompanying me to the wedding.

Why not?

 

[tense somber music]

Because I broke up with him.

---

You’re right. Kristen clearly has no qualms about hitting us when we’re down. She’s done it before. She’d do it again. Stefano, he’s the definition of ruthless.

So was our father.

Hell, yeah.

Wait.

 

[tense music]

Are we really doing this? Are the Kiriakis brothers going after the DiMeras?

It is game on. Kristen and the rest of those losers won’t know what hit them.

 

[intense dramatic music]

So how does Jada and Rafe’s wedding fit into your big plan? It’s not like she’s going to want to get hitched after I ruin her career. I mean, maybe I should call off the wedding.

Absolutely not. I want you in your best cheap suit waiting for your bride at the end of that aisle.

I don’t know.

Trust me, Feniger. If all goes according to plan, the union between Rafe Hernandez and Jada Hunter will definitely be an affair to remember.

---

Couldn’t someone from the wardrobe department maybe have sent Bonnie that text? Maybe an intern made a mistake?

We considered that and it’s definitely a possibility. But what if it’s more nefarious? What if someone wanted Bonnie to fall down that elevator shaft?

You mean lured her there on purpose?

[mumbling]

Huh? What?

I’m not saying that’s what happened, but we can’t rule it out.

---

OK, uh, but who would want to do that? Who would want to hurt your wife?

I don’t know. Maybe the same person who sent those cupcakes that poisoned several members of the cast and crew.

So you’re thinking that this is more of a targeted attack?

Yeah. And that whoever’s behind it maybe tried to kill Bonnie.

---

[tense music]

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

 

 

Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

Transcript provided by Suzanne and Thane

THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

There you are. You ready?

Yeah. Alex, thank you again for offering to drive me to work. I am a nervous wreck right now.

Why? What’s up?

I got this text from Abe before taping. He wants to have a word, so.

A word. About what?

I don’t know. But I’m afraid that he’s going to fire me for hooking up with Johnny.

[Alex sighs]

---

[knock at door]

---

Knock, knock.

[Johnny sighs]

You busy?

Uh, no, Bonnie. What’s up? I’m just blocking some scenes for today.

Oh, um, look, I don’t mean to be a pain or anything, but would you mind if I cut one line? I mean, it’s where Kassandra calls Regan a “mendacious little bitch.”

And what, you don’t want to call another woman a bitch, I take it?

Oh, I have no problem with that. I just don’t understand what mendacious means, and I don’t really like the sound of it.

Yeah, mendacious. It’s like–

[chuckles] You know what? I don’t care, cut it.

Are you sure? I mean, I know we’re not supposed to make any changes last-minute and everything, so.

Yeah, I just don’t really care about losing a line right now. I just lost the love of my life, so.

[Johnny sighs]

---

[somber music]

Hey, Mama.

Oh, look. Oh, there’s my gorgeous baby girl.

[laughs] How was the bakery?

It was good. I pretty much spent most of the day revamping the menu. We had all these requests to bring back these banana bread scones, and then I’m adding some Nutella crepes, and then probably some savory ones, too.

Mm-hmm. I see. You’ve really thrown yourself back into the bakery.

Yeah, it is my main priority now that I quit “Body & Soul.”

Chanel, um, about that.

About what?

---

[suspenseful music]

Maybe I could talk you into un-quitting?

[Chanel sighs]

Hello?

Kate, I’ve been trying to reach you. Look, apparently, Leo has identified this Lady Whistleblower.

Really? Oh, please tell me that after all this work, it really isn’t Hattie.

No, no, it’s not. It’s Rafe and Gabi’s cousin, Javier Hernandez.

---

[suspenseful music]

---

[smooches] This was definitely worth waiting for.

[door opens]

---

[dramatic music]

Leo, what the hell are you doing here?

I have come to expose Lady Whistleblower once and for all.

Leo, have you lost your mind? You need to leave now.

Yeah, you can’t just come waltzing into someone’s home. It’s trespassing. I’m going to call the police.

Oh, please do. Put it on speaker. I’d like to give them an earful myself.

Come on, Leo. I thought we made peace.

We did.

So then why are you being this way? Why do you still think I’m Lady Whistleblower?

I don’t. I think he is.

---

[soft orchestration]

announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

---

OK, well, thanks for the intel, Abe. And let me know if you hear anything more from Leo. OK.

[phone beeps] Uh, what’s with the getup?

I am exercising maximum discretion. I–I thought you might want to keep my big comeback kind of hush-hush.

Ha. OK, Norma Desmond. Look, um, before we bring you–

[sighs] Charlemagne back from the dead, we need to get a few things straight.

Like what?

Well, for starters, Abe and I are not going to put up with any of your diva antics this time around.

[shouting] Diva? Me?

I’m serious. You need to be on your best behavior. No more locking horns with Bonnie.

---

[soft suspenseful music]

---

I take it Chanel was none too pleased with your hookup with Joy Wesley?

Heard about that, huh?

Eh, word does get around on set. Between you and me, Seth Burns is quite the gossip queen.

Oh, I’m aware. If Seth had just kept his mouth shut about seeing Alex and who he thought was Chanel in bed, my marriage wouldn’t be in shambles right now. Yeah, I don’t know. You know the old saying. If you point a finger, three more are pointed back at you. Meaning that I really only have myself to blame.

Ah.

Just let my jealousy get the better of me.

I get you. I know what it’s like when lust and desire grab the wheel. It’s how I got three kids.

[chuckles softly] I just hope you–

[sighs] Mm-mm.

What? What?

I just hope you and Joy used protection.

Oh. Um, no, no. It never actually– it didn’t come to that.

Didn’t?

[chuckles] So why is Chanel so upset?

Because I betrayed her trust. I lied to her and then I told another lie to cover up that lie. Especially when Joy started working here.

Right, right, right. Wel–

[chuckles] I just hope there are no gloves-off cat fights between Chanel and Joy.

There won’t be.

Are you sure about that? Because Nancy told me her daughter was a real spitfire.

Yeah, I mean, there won’t be because Chanel quit.

---

[somber music]

OK, look, I hate to leave Abe in a lurch. But like I told him, I cannot work with Johnny and Joy. Seeing them at work every day, that wouldn’t be good for me. That’s like the opposite of self-care.

All right, I understand. Believe me, I do. I do. It’s just, you know, for Abraham’s sake, I had to give it a shot.

I know, I get it.

Well, I guess, you know, Abraham, he’s just going to have to go back to plan A.

---

[suspenseful music]

What’s plan A?

Oh, God, he’s right there.

Joy, come on. I really don’t think Abe is going to fire you.

Why wouldn’t he? I destroyed Chanel’s marriage, Alex. You don’t think he wants justice for her? Oh, God, OK, he’s coming over. He’s coming over.

Relax. It’s OK.

Hi, Abe. You wanted to see me?

Yes. Yes, I did. It’s something important I want to discuss with you and, uh, and with Alex.

---

It’s about the two of you hooking up.

---

OK, this is beyond extra, Leo. You need to turn around and march your ass out of here.

No. No, no. You are not going to lecture me about what is and isn’t extra. Not before I expose you for who you really are: an evil queen with a penchant for duplicity, terrible hot takes, not to mention you are an awful speller. The word millennium? Two L’s, two N’s. Not one L, two N’s. Also, why are you using the word millennium? I haven’t thought about that word since I had frosted tips and wore a choker.

I have no idea what he’s talking about. What are you talking about, insane person?

I am a lot of things, but I am not insane.

OK, let’s take a pause here, shall we? Leo, you really think that Kerry is Lady Whistleblower?

No, I don’t think she is. I know she is.

---

Kate, listen. You’ve got nothing to worry about because Bonnie and I have kissed and made up. In fact, she was the one who asked Leo to bring me back to the show.

Mm-hmm. Well, I am well aware of that. But you see, the last time you worked together, things got, mm, rather competitive. And that’s not going to happen this time. No whining about who has better lines or more lines or a fancier wardrobe or a better parking space.

OK, OK, OK. That’s fine. Could I have my own chauffeur?

[scoffs] I’m just kidding. Come on, no, I’m–I’m–I’m glad to drive myself.

OK.

---

[soft dramatic music] Then sign this.

---

[Hattie gasps]

Wait, this–this just says it’s a 13-week contract. And I’m working for scale?

[Kate clears throat] Wait a minute, this is– this is just–

This is nothing like your last contract? Huh. Well, you know the funny thing, there was one time that I missed a fabulous, fabulous sale at Saxton’s. But you know what? Time marched on. So I think that you should think of this as a probation period.

Kate. I mean, this doesn’t seem fair.

---

That’s exactly what this is, fair. You have the same deal as Bonnie. So take it or leave it.

---

Chanel quit? Well, that sucks. I mean, Faith and Arrow are the most popular couple on the show!

Well, we still have Arrow. I’m sure Leo can write him a new love interest.

Well, what about Faith? How’s he going to just–

[chuckles and snorts]

Write her off?

Yeah.

I was actually just blocking those scenes right now.

Well, you got to tell me what happens. I mean, I know Faith just found out that Regan is pregnant with Arrow’s baby. I mean, what’s she going to do, dump his ass, skip town? What?

---

[somber music]

What? They’re killing my character?

Chanel, baby, what else do you expect them to do?

[sighs] God, poor Faith. I feel so bad for her. It’s like I’m letting her down.

Well, maybe there’s a way to do right by her.

---

How?

Would you be willing to at least go back and shoot the exit scene? I mean, maybe–maybe it could give you some closure. Plus, Abraham and Kate, they are allowing you to break your contract. This might be a nice way to thank them.

[Chanel sighs]

---

[soft dramatic music]

I suppose you’re right.

[Chanel inhales deeply] OK. I’ll do it.

Mm!

Sorry, do you have a problem with me and Alex hooking up?

Well, actually, I… I think it could be kind of hot.

[Joy and Alex chuckle] You know, given time, I believe that our fans will agree.

[Alex laughs]

Wait, wait, wait. What are you talking about?

Am I not making myself clear? Arrow and Regan are going to be a couple.

Oh.

Wait, so I’m not getting fired?

No, of course not. Of course not. You know, I– look, I’m not happy about how you and Johnny hurt Chanel.

---

[soft dramatic music] But we have to move past that. And since Chanel did quit, the show must go on.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Right.

Of course. I mean.

Yeah.

So are you two on board?

Sure.

Sure, yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Of course. I mean, obviously, since we have chemistry in real life, you know, maybe that’ll show up on screen.

Yeah.

Chemistry. Wait, wait, wait a second here. Are you two hooking up for real?

---

[suspenseful music]

[scoffs] Oh my God. This is, like, crazy-making, like, beyond the pale. I mean, first this lunatic accuses you of being Lady Whistleblower and now he’s trying to pin it on me? You know he’s only doing this because he’s jealous of our relationship, right?

That’s not true. Well, I am jealous of the relationship, but that’s a separate issue.

Well, if it’s a separate issue, then where is this coming from?

[sighs] Just hear me out, OK? I recently learned that Lady Whistleblower is getting paid through a bank account located in, wait for it… Rochester, New York.

[Kerry sighs]

That’s where you’re from.

Born and raised, right, Kerry? Anyway, I started to connect the dots when I saw the back of that sweatshirt. May as well have dipped his quill in an inkwell and signed a confession.

Seriously? Leo, that’s what you’re basing this off of, a sweatshirt? So I suppose anyone with a Dodgers cap is from Los Angeles?

See, that is exactly why Dr. Evans said, Leo, you have wonderful intuition, but you need solid proof. Which is why I suggested we all get lunch.

[scoffs] Oh, so now you have solid proof because, what, we all shared a spinach artichoke dip?

Which was disgusting, by the way. It was lumpy and watery. I’m surprised we all didn’t get food poisoning. Which–

[clears throat] Is besides the point. The point being, if you remember at that lunch, I told you that I had pitched my producers a devil possession story line. Remember?

Yeah.

No.

Kerry, I think you do remember. But what you don’t know is that that was a bold-faced lie. I made that story up on the spot right then and there. No one else had heard that pitch. And yet, somehow that entire pitch down to the last, minute detail made its way into Lady Whistleblower’s column.

---

[suspenseful music] I set a trap, and this scheming bitch walked right into it.

---

Um, I’m sorry, Abe. I thought you knew about Joy and me.

Right, and we know that you and Kate told Alex that he and Stephanie couldn’t see each other anymore just because of–you know?

Yeah, so that was a different situation.

Because of the, like, power imbalance between Stephanie and me?

Exactly.

OK.

Whereas the two of you are– you’re on an even playing field, so I don’t see that as a problem.

Oh. OK.

[Joy chuckles]

Just so I’m clear, what exactly is the status of your relationship?

---

[suspenseful music]

---

How dare she. That harlot bought two plane tickets, first-class to London Heathrow, and she took my husband with her.

Guess who’s back?

It’s official?

It is. I just signed on the dotted line!

[both cheering]

Well, that is quite a lovefest.

Well, two of us are thick as thieves, like Oprah and Gayle.

Or Thelma and Louise.

Didn’t they go off a cliff together?

Did they?

OK, actually, ladies, I really don’t care if you’re truly friends or not. What’s important is that you get along.

[Hattie chuckles] So here you go.

Oh. What’s this?

These are upcoming scripts for Kassandra and Charlemagne. We’re going to do a rehearsal and see how it goes.

[both giggle]

Oh, um–

Alex and I–

Uh… sounds like you two have a lot to discuss. Just keep Kate and me in the loop once you figure things out.

Of course, yeah.

OK, yeah.

OK, great.

Thanks, Abe.

Mm-hmm.

Well, that was–

Awkward.

In so many ways. But hey, I still have my job.

Right. See? Nothing to worry about. But, you know, maybe we should have a little talk about where we stand.

Right, yeah. Yeah, no, I, um– I just–I didn’t want to put any pressure on you. I know you’re just getting out of this thing with Stephanie.

Well, yeah, but she’s with my cousin Philip now. They’re seeing each other, which clearly means she’s moving on. I think it’s about time I do the same.

Great. And I’m definitely single.

Well, that makes both of us.

[chuckles] Not necessarily a reason to get involved.

No, but I do really like spending time with you.

I feel the same way.

Good. Then maybe the answer we give Abe is that it’s complicated.

[Joy chuckles softly]

---

[soft dramatic music]

You can say that again.

---

[tense music]

[Alex clears throat]

---

Are you really Lady Whistleblower? Because if you are–

No. No, no, no.

Kerry, you were the only person at that table besides Javi and Dr. Evans.

So what? Lady Whistleblower could have been in the square eavesdropping. You know, it doesn’t take a former KGB agent to listen in on a conversation.

OK, maybe that isn’t definitive proof. But you know what is? I have a voicemail from your cousin Rafe telling me he has surveillance footage of Kerry breaking into my room and helping himself to all the long story off my computer.

That’s impossible because I erased the video, man. How could it be–

---

Oopsie. Were you about to ask me how he got the footage? He didn’t. But I may as well just start calling you baby grand piano, ’cause you just got played.

---

I’m just so sorry I couldn’t get Chanel to change her mind about quitting.

It’s OK. You know, as important as she is to the show, the last thing I would want is for her to be unhappy.

Me, too. And while I’m glad I convinced her to tape her last scenes, ooh, I can only imagine what it’s like on that set right now. I bet you’ll be able to cut the tension with a knife.

Chanel, what are you doing here? I thought that you–

Quit? Yeah, I did. I’m just here to tape Faith’s final scenes.

Listen, uh… I’m really glad you agreed to come.

Yeah, well, just FYI, I’m doing this for Abe. That’s the only reason. And I’m just grateful that he’s letting me out of my contract.

Yeah. Yeah, of course.

So tell me, how do I die? Because I know you’re killing my character off.

Yeah. Um, well, honestly, Leo didn’t have a lot of time to figure it out, so he’s kind of repeating himself.

Repeating himself. What does that mean?

It means you’re going out the same way Charlemagne did.

---

[somber music]

For the purpose of the scene, we’re going to pretend you’re in a morgue.

What? A morgue? Am I dead?

No, seemingly. Seemingly. So I want you to lie down, cover yourself up with this sheet.

Wait a minute, Leo said that my big return was going to be when I crashed Kassandra’s wedding.

Yes, it will be. But this is a newly created flashback to explain why your character survived, Hattie.

Oh. Well, that makes sense. Does that make sense to you?

Just go with it. I mean, we can just–

I mean, she does this all the time.

I know. But just try it. Try it, try it.

OK, fine.

OK, OK.

OK, so do you want me eyes open or eyes closed dead?

OK, so you’re under a sheet. Does it really matter?

No, that’s a good point.

Why don’t I–

Thank you. Take that, and then I’ll just–

[Hattie exhales deeply] As unaccustomed as I am to playing a corpse, I’ll just have to– I can’t even make the–

It’s OK.

Is there a place there for it? OK, is that good?

This is clean, right?

Yeah. Yeah, OK. OK, fine.

[exhales deeply]

And, action.

---

[somber music]

Oh, Charlemagne, the terrible irony. Here I thought I was dying, but you’re the one who’s dead. Hmm. I can’t imagine rigor mortis is that interesting. But probably more interesting than my first marriage. Charlemagne, all those years and the animus between us. You and I finally called a truce, but it was all so short-lived.

[chuckles] Because you happened to take a plummet down that elevator shaft. But fear not, my dear friend, my rival, my frenemy, I will honor your memory by looking after those whom you loved. Most especially Rhett.

Over my undead body!

I’m sorry, Kate, is that in the script?

No. No, it’s not. What the hell are you doing, Hattie?

---

[tense music]

---

I knew it. I knew you had to have gotten into my room at some point because that is the only place I leave my computer unattended. So tell me, how many times did you break into my room?

Just once. I put spyware on your computer. Everything you did on that laptop, I could see it.

Everything?

Everything, you little perv.

Kerry, I can’t believe this. You were the one that’s been badmouthing Leo? Why the hell would you do that?

I’ll tell you why. Because he deserves it.

Huh? What did I ever do to you?

You made a fool of me, that’s what. I was a big fan of your column, and you used that to lure me up to your room.

That was your idea.

Still, you made me think you were all hot for me and then just left me hanging.

No, I told you that I was emotionally unavailable at the time, and you said you understood.

Well, I didn’t. You totally humiliated me.

That is no excuse for breaking into my room and stealing my intellectual property!

[scoffs] Give me a break. None of that sloppy writing is considered intellectual.

Oh, how dare you.

Face it, Leo, you’re a hack.

I’m a hack, says the brilliant Kerry here, whose editorial instincts rival that of a six-year-old with a box of crayons.

You know, I used to be a big fan of “Body & Soul” until you came in and ruined it with your lousy writing. So all I was doing with Lady Whistleblower was telling it like it is.

Enough, Kerry. I think it’s time that you get dressed and get the hell out of here now.

---

I’m sorry, was I not clear? Go.

[scoffs] Javi. OK, come on. Are you really breaking up with me because, what, I said a couple mean things about Leo’s stupid show?

Oh no, you did more than that. You broke into his hotel room. You stole from him. You put spyware on his computer.

Lest we forget, he’s also likely the one who sent poison cupcakes to the cast.

Mm, no. I had nothing to do with that.

Even if I ignored what you did to Leo, you still betrayed me.

---

[sly jazz music] Because you knew that Leo and I were not together because he thought I was Lady Whistleblower, OK? And so not only do I not trust you, I wish that I had never laid my eyes on you. So do me a favor and get the hell out of my room now.

---

You know what? Fine. It’s your loss. Babe.

---

[door slams]

---

So based on the sweatshirt, Leo was able to deduce that this Lady Whistleblower was Rafe’s cousin all along. What?

Oh, is it me or–

[chuckles] Does that theory sound, well, I don’t know, a little flimsy?

---

[phone ringing]

It’s Leo.

---

[phone beeps] Hello?

Abe, you are not going to believe this. I have the most astonishing, stop the presses, flabbergasting news ever, ever, ever, ever.

What is it?

Lady Whistleblower is not Javier Hernandez after all. It’s Kerry Youmins.

Oh, my God. Wait, who?

I cannot believe I am going down that elevator shaft like Charlemagne. I mean, come on, won’t the fans be up in arms? Like, haven’t we seen this before?

Leo chooses to see it as an homage to his previous work.

Yeah, got it.

Listen, Chanel, I was wondering if maybe after this is all over, you and I could talk?

I don’t have anything to say to you. And quite frankly, just being here right now and having to be in the same room with you and Joy is making me physically ill. So can we please just get this over with, OK?

---

[somber music]

---

[Johnny sighs]

---

I thought I was supposed to come back from the dead.

Yes, but only after Kassandra leaves and Dr. Lamoray injects you with a begonia serum.

Isn’t this more dramatic?

No! This doesn’t make any sense. Kassandra finds out you’re alive after you crash the wedding.

Well, see, the thing is that Bonnie gets to do all the dialogue, and I just lay here like a cadaver.

Oh honey, I think that’s the point, though.

OK, Hattie, we just talked about this. Obviously, you did not see the clause that I put into the contract that states that you will perform the script verbatim.

I thought that was more like a suggestion.

No, that’s a term you will uphold. And if you violate that term or any other term in the contract, you are off the show, period.

[gasps] All right, all right, all right. We’ll do it your way.

---

[tense music]

---

OK, and action.

Would you look at that? It’s already moving.

[both chuckle] Do you feel it?

No. No, I can’t feel it yet. But, Arrow, it’s starting to feel real. I can’t believe we’re actually having this baby.

Are you though, Arrow?

Why would you ask that, Faith?

Well, I’m just saying, how do we know that Regan wasn’t getting a little action on the side? And if she was, then maybe, just maybe, she’s just trying to pass the baby off as yours.

That’s insane.

Is it?

Yeah, it is. You’re just upset that this baby–

What, bringing you two closer together?

[chuckles] Look, Arrow is a smart guy. He is charming, he is drop-dead gorgeous. Why the hell would he want anything to do with a lyin’ skank like you?

Oh, is that what you think? Well, if only you saw us in the hotel room the night this baby was conceived. Let’s just say your man went to town. We were going at it every which way. And just when I thought we were done, nope, we did it again. Your man wanted me so badly, he was practically begging for it.

[loud slap] What the hell? She actually hit me!

Whoa. OK, cut, cut.

Oh, uh, sorry, I was just– I was just really in character.

Oh, my God, are you OK?

Let’s take five.

No. No, please, let’s keep going. I would really like to see Faith here fall down that elevator shaft. I have a feeling it’s going to be quite satisfying.

---

[tense music]

Sure you’re OK? That was a pretty vicious slap.

I’m fine, really. Actually, I’m glad that Chanel slapped me.

What? Why?

Well, because now I can stop feeling guilty about what I did to her. As far as I’m concerned, Chanel and I are even now.

---

[somber music]

Mm. Thank you.

Well, how’d it go?

Well, I did it. I took the swan dive down the elevator shaft.

Mm. And are you OK?

[sighs] Yeah, I’m fine, Mama. There was a mat.

I mean, are you OK here?

---

Oh. You know, I– I’m just glad it’s over. I’m just so ready to put all this behind me.

Oh, my poor baby. Well, is there anything I can do for you right now? I mean, how about some hot cocoa and marshmallows?

Yeah, that– that could be a start.

[sighs] Come on.

---

Chanel. Thank you. Thank you for helping us.

---

[softly] Yeah.

---

[phone beeps]

Kate? Yeah, it’s Abe. Look, I have some– some news that just might pique your interest. It’s regarding Lady Whistleblower.

First thing tomorrow, I am getting a new computer with state-of-the-art security and I’m changing all my passwords. Well, password because Madonna12345 and sometimes 6 is just not cutting it.

[Javi chuckles]

Well, Leo, I had no idea what Kerry was really like. And I am so sorry.

You have nothing to apologize for. Except for sleeping with that jerk.

I didn’t.

You didn’t?

Sleep with him.

So you two never?

Nope. I told you we were taking it slow. Kerry did start to wonder, though.

Did start to wonder what?

If I still had feelings for you.

Oh.

I told him he was way off base, but to be honest… he wasn’t.

---

[soft dramatic music]

---

Mm, wait, wait, wait. Should

---

we be taking things slow?

Oh, I think that ship has sailed.

That’s a good point.

[Javi chuckles]

Hmm. That was Abe. Apparently, Leo has found the real Lady Whistleblower. Some guy named Kerry.

That’s fantastic.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Maybe we won’t have any more leaks. And he must have broken the law to get the spoilers, so maybe we can convince Chad to fire the unscrupulous troll.

I hope Chad does that. And–and as far as that– that fellow you talked about, maybe he’ll even confess to poisoning all those cupcakes.

Yeah, well, he denied it. But it was an awfully shallow denial. Actually, I think he did do it.

Mm. Well, in any event, all your problems are solved now. So you know what? So I can now lift the curse. In fact, I should do that anyway. I’ll, uh–I’ll, uh– I’ll just do it now.

[clears throat]

---

[soft mysterious music] I, Hattie Adams, hereby lift the curse from “Body & Soul.”

---

[gasps] Ah, there. Done.

[Kate chuckles]

Well, I have to say I never really believed in the curse. But we did have a spell of bad luck, didn’t we? But hopefully, we’ve turned the corner, and now it will just be smooth sailing ahead.

Oh, no, Justin. Hattie and I had so much fun rehearsing. Trust me, we are getting along better than a house on fire.

[chuckles] Huh? No, no, no, I’ll be home soon. I just have to drop down to wardrobe. Got a text saying I have a last-minute fitting or something. In fact, I should probably let them know I’m on my way. Baby, I love you, too.

[smooches] Mwah. See you soon.

[chuckles] Bye.

[chuckles]

[elevator bell rings]

Bonnie, Bonnie, Bonnie! No, no!

[Bonnie screams]

[loud crashing]

---

[tense music]

Back to the Days Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page