Days of Our Lives Transcript

 

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  [dramatic music]  [phone ringing]

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Hey, Steph.

Hey, yourself.  I just wanted to call and see how you’re doing.  Kate told me that you ate one of the tainted cupcakes.

Heh, did I ever.  Oh, yeah.  Luckily, my fever just broke, so I think I’m on the mend.

Good, well, if you need someone  to come over and take care of you–

Oh, thank you.  But actually, uh,  somebody is here right now.

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[moans]  No.  No, Joy.  No, we shouldn’t do this.  [moans]  [ominous music]

Unbelievable.  Why would Brady confide in Ava Vitali about our relationship?  Yeah.  There’s only one way to find out.  [sighs]

I’d give up everything if it meant Sarah could walk again.  And the serum was– was the last hope.  If this doesn’t work out–

Hey, hey.  It’s going to be all right.  Hang in there, OK?  [phone beeping]  Oh.  Yes, it’s–it’s Kristen.  She wants to meet me in the square.  She probably wants an update on Sarah’s condition.

You go.  I should get back to Sarah anyway.

Will you give her my best, please?

Will do.

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Oh!  Oh, my God.

Oh, God.  I’m–I’m sorry. I’m sorry.  I’m sorry. It didn’t spill.  It didn’t spill.

No.

It didn’t spill.

Mom,  when the bottle fell on my leg, I could feel it.  I–I could actually feel it.

You felt the bottle?

Yes!  [laughs] Yeah, I did.  I felt it.  The serum is working, Mom.  It’s working.

Oh, wow.

[laughs]  [soft orchestration]  announcer: Like sands through the hourglass,  so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

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Oh, Sarah, my darling, precious girl.

You know what this means, Mom?  I’m going to be able to take Victoria to the park.  I’m going to be able to push her in her stroller.  I’m going to be able to go back to work, finally.  Oh, my God.  I can’t believe this!

Believe what?

Baby.  Baby.

What did I miss?

I can feel my legs, baby.

What did you just say?

I can feel them.  The serum is working.  Yeah, I’m going to be able to walk again.  [laughs]

[laughs]

Oh.  [sobs]

Kristen.

Finally.

Uh, I was with Xander when you texted.  I assume you want an update on Sarah’s condition, right?

No, that is not the reason I wanted to talk to you.

OK, what is it?

Why the hell were you discussing our relationship  with Ava Vitali?

When did–when did I ever–

You told her that you weren’t sure if you–  you wanted a future with me.

Oh, that.

Yes, that.

Thank you.

Sure.

You said someone’s at your place?

Uh, yeah.  Joy stopped by earlier before I got sick  to–to run some lines.  And she ended up sticking around  to just make sure I’m OK.

Oh.  Well, that was good of her.

Yeah.  Yeah, it was–it was a rough go for a while,  but, uh, nothing too serious, thank God.  But thank you for calling me and checking on me.

Of course.  Uh, let me know if you need anything.  Just–just give me a call.

I will.  Thank you.

OK, well, feel better.

Stephanie.

Philip?

That was Stephanie, huh?

Yeah.  She was checking on me.

[groans]  [sighs] How long was I out?

A good while.  How do you feel?

Um, like my stomach’s been through a meat grinder.

Well, I brought you some more sustenance–  saltines and ginger ale.

You’re the best. Thank you.

Mm-hmm.  You know, when I came into the room,  you were talking in your sleep.

I was?  What–what was I saying?

You said, “No, Joy, we shouldn’t do this.”  What exactly shouldn’t you and Joy be doing?

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Sarah. Oh, my God, Sarah, this–  this is just incredible.

[laughs] It’s everything we hoped for.

I’m going to let you two celebrate,  and I’m going to track down Kayla.  I’m sure she’s going to want to examine you really soon.  [laughs]

[laughs]

This is really happening?

It is. It–it really is.  [laughs]

Um,  do you mind if I, uh, you know,  test how much you’re feeling?

Knock yourself out. [chuckles]  Ow! Not that hard.

You really felt that?

I totally felt that.

What about that?

I feel that.

What about this?

I definitely felt that. [laughs]  I felt all of it.  And right now, my heart is just–  it’s just bursting with love for you,  and our daughter, and–  and everyone that’s been there for me through all of this.  And also, baby,  I’m really, really glad that this is happening for you, too.  I know how much it means to you.

It means so much because you are everything to me, Sarah.  And I know you would have accepted whatever happened  with courage and grace.  But this, this is a miracle.

[laughs]

You are my miracle.  I just love you so much.

I love you, too.  God, I love you.  [laughs]  [soft music]

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So, long time, no see, huh?

It’s been a while.

Mind if I join you?

Not at all.

I thought that was you when you came in.  You changed your hair.

I’ve changed my hair at least six times  since I last saw you, Philip.

Right.  You haven’t changed in other ways.  Still as beautiful as ever.

Thanks.

Everything OK with you?

Sure. Yeah, why?

When I walked in, you looked like  you were a million miles away.

Oh, well, I’m dealing with a bit of a PR crisis.  I’m–I’m doing publicity for your mom’s soap.

Oh, yes, that classic daytime show that jumped to streaming.

“Body and Soul,” right.  And, uh, we have this journalist  who is bent on spoiling some of our biggest storylines.

Ah! No.

And on top of that, someone has poisoned our cast and crew  with tainted cupcakes.

God, I missed Salem.

Yeah, never a dull moment, right?  And, um, I was just on the phone with your cousin Alex.  And I’m sure you know he’s one of the leads of the show.  But he ate one of the cupcakes.

Damn.  Is he OK?

Yeah, he’s going to be fine.  He’s got someone there with him, looking after him, so–

Oh, well, that’s good.  Hey, didn’t you two–

Yeah, we–we did.  We went out for a while, but that’s over now.

You know you don’t have to stay here  and babysit me, right?

Well, I have to make sure you’re going to live.

Hmm.

It’s not like I have anything else to do.

Come on, you’ve probably got a bunch of friends in town.  You were born here, right?

Born here, but brought up in the mean streets  of New York, which means all my friends are back east.

Ah, but you must have some new friends  from the show, right?  Johnny, Chanel.  [dramatic music]

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Well, tell me about your dream.  What should you and Joy not have been doing?

Um, I’m not sure.  I, uh–  oh, do you know what?  Yeah, I, um– yeah, it’s–it’s–  it’s coming back to me.  I was, um–  I was–I was directing her in a scene.  And I just–I–  I didn’t agree with some of her choices,  so that’s why I said, we shouldn’t do this.  I was talking about the scene. Yeah.

Huh.

Yeah, you remember?  Remember that–that happened the other day on set.  We had a disagreement when we were shooting at the hospital.

Oh, yeah, right.  I do remember that.

Yeah.

That’s–that’s kind of weird, don’t you think,  that you’d be dreaming about that?

Yeah, I agree.  I agree.  I–I don’t know.  I guess that proves I’ve been working too hard,  right, since I’m dreaming about my actors.

Well, why in God’s name would you  have told Ava that you don’t know  if you and I have a future?

Oh, what’s the– what’s the big deal?  All right?  It’s nothing I haven’t said to you before.

All right, you know what? I’m just gonna rephrase this.  I’ll rephrase this.  Why were you confiding in that woman about us?  Hmm?

We were talking.  We were talking.  I mean, do we have to make a federal case out of it?

Is it because the serum isn’t working?  Or you think that I’m pulling a fast one on you?

For God’s sake, Kristen, no.

No, I’m telling you.  I–I swear to you on Rachel’s life that the serum is legit.  I mean, it’s the real deal, Brady.  Dr. Rolf, he assured me.  He promised me that the serum would heal Sarah’s paralysis.  [phone rings]

OK, hold on.  Please, one second.  I gotta take this, OK?  Maggie, what’s up?

Oh, Brady, I have the most wonderful news.  It’s beginning to happen.  Sarah is regaining feeling in her legs.  [dramatic music]  Brady, are you there?

Yeah, I’m–I’m here. Are you sure?

I saw it with my own eyes.  I wouldn’t have believed it myself.  Kayla’s in surgery, so another doctor  is on his way over to examine her.

[laughs] Maggie, this is incredible.

Yes, everything we prayed for.

It is.  Thank you for–thank you for letting me know.  Thank you for calling me and telling me.

Of course.  Brady, we are so grateful to you.  I mean, you’re the one who convinced Kristen  to hand over the serum.  And you made all this happen.

Oh, there’s just– there’s just no words.  I am–please tell Xander and Sarah how happy I am for them.

I will.  And thanks again, Brady, for all you did to help.

Oh, it’s my pleasure.  I’m elated to hear this.  You take care, OK?  [sighs]

Good news, I imagine, if you were so elated to hear it?

It’s–it’s really great news.  Sarah is starting to regain feeling in her legs.

[laughs]

Yeah, it’s–

I–I knew it! I knew! I knew it.  I mean, it was just a matter of time.  Oh, my God, Brady.  [laughs] Oh, I–  I just–I’m so thrilled that Sarah got her miracle.  And I mean, you and I, we made this happen.

No, no, I didn’t make this happen.  I just talked you into handing over the serum, that’s all.

Oh, Brady, Brady, Brady.  You should take a whole lot more credit than that.  [sighs] Um,  and, um,  I, um–  I know that you didn’t make any promises.  And now that Sarah’s, um–  that she’s going to walk again, um–  OK, you know what?  [laughs] It’s just– it’s too soon.  I’m not going to say anything.  And I don’t want to seem too desperate.

Kristen,  I’m pretty sure I know what you were just going to ask me.

I know. I know.  Um… [laughs]  So what’s your answer?  Do you want to give us another chance?

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That is the sad, brief tale of Stephanie and Alex.

It sounds like you and my cousin had  quite the tumultuous relationship.

Mm, which is why it is best that  he and I remain only friends and professional colleagues.

Got it.

So, um, what is this I hear about you  blocking Xander from turning Titan over to Kristen DiMera?

Yeah.  Word still travels fast in Salem.

Speed of light, especially in my profession.  My PR firm used to represent Titan.

That’s right. I’d forgotten.  And, you know, now that I think of it,  I might have the perfect new client for you.

Oh. Really? Who?

Me.

So, what do you think?

This is astounding.  You appear to be regaining some feeling  in your lower extremities.

Yes, no, I know that. I just meant like,  how soon do you think I can be up and walking again?

OK, slow down, darling.  We want the doctors to do a thorough examination first.

Yeah. No, yeah, totally.  I’m just impatient, obviously.  So let’s get a CT scan of my spine  and a complete blood workup and–

All of that.  I’ll go set the wheels in motion.

Thank you, doctor.

Thank you.

[sighs] It won’t be long now, darling.

I know, because I’m going to try to walk right now.  [soft music]

I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually,  since we last spoke.  And Kristen, I do–  I do want a relationship with you…  as co-parents of Rachel,  and hopefully, hopefully friends.

[sighs] Friends?

Friends.  For–for Rachel’s sake. My God.  But that’s–that’s– that’s all it should be.  I mean, regardless of the fact that we’ve been drawn  to each other over the years, physically,  we have areas that we’re not very compatible.  I know you know this as well as I do.

I can’t believe this.  Do you know what I have done?  How far I’ve gone for you?  Do you–do you have any idea what it would mean to me  to be the DiMera heir who delivered Titan Industries  on a silver platter?  I mean, that acquisition, it would have made us  one of the most formidable conglomerates  on this continent.

Listen, I am very aware of what you sacrificed, OK?

I don’t think you do, Brady.  Oh, my God, I mean,  this–this– this would mean that  I could have maintained leadership  of my family’s company for– for at least a generation.  And now–and now the board and my siblings,  they think I am nothing more than a pathetic,  lovestruck fool.

Kristen, listen to me.

No!  You–you–you– oh, my God. [laughs]  [tense music]  You played me!  You played me.  You never intended for us to get back together, did you?  I mean, you probably never even considered it.  But me–  just gullible me, I believed you!  I trusted you!  Oh, my God, and you played me.  And this was all just a game to you, wasn’t it?  And I’m–I’m just the biggest loser.  And you are enjoying every minute of it.  Isn’t that right?

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OK, well, it feels like your fever broke,  and your color’s coming back.

Yeah, well, maybe it wasn’t the flu after all.

Oh, no, it definitely was not the flu.  I spoke to Mama, and it turns out  you were one of a slew of people who also got sick.

No way. Who–who else got sick?

Uh, let’s see. Abe, your Grandpa Roman.

Wow, that’s–that’s awful.  What–I guess, something must be going around or–

Yeah, something like tainted cupcakes.

What?

Yeah, you know those cupcakes that they sent us  for the premiere of “Body and Soul”?

Yeah?

Well, it turns out that someone  sent them to the entire cast and crew as well.  [dramatic music]

Oh, no.  Did, uh–did anybody else get sick other than,  you know, me and Abe and Grandpa Roman?

Yep. They got Alex, too.

Well, um, Johnny and Chanel, they’ve been really nice to me,  but I wouldn’t call them friends exactly.

No?  Weren’t you just at their place watching  the “Body and Soul” premiere?

Yeah, but that was a work thing.

Oh, I mean, co-workers can be friends, too, right?

I know, but they’re married.  I mean, who wants to be a third wheel?

Oh, come on.  Married couples need friends, too, Joy.  And Chanel and Johnny, you know–  I don’t know Johnny all that well, but, uh, Chanel, I do.  We had our fair share of issues,  but we worked through them.  She’s good people.

Yeah.  Yeah, she’s great, which…  makes this a million times worse.

Makes what a million times worse?

Nothing.  I just–I don’t deserve a friend like Chanel.

Oh, come on, Joy.  You’re good people, too.  You do deserve it.

You wouldn’t say that if you knew.

If I knew what?

That I hooked up with her husband.

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What?  So they really think that Hattie  is the one behind all this,  that she had those cupcakes poisoned?

Yeah.  From what I hear, she is the number one suspect.

Wow, OK.  I guess she took getting canned  a lot harder than we all realized.

Whoa, slow down, cowboy.  Where do you think you’re going?

You just–you just said I’ve been poisoned.  Shouldn’t I go to the hospital to get my stomach pumped?

No, what you should do is stay right here in this bed.  Mama already took Abe to the hospital.  They tested his blood, and the pathogens  that they found is one that is commonly found  in non-fatal poisoning cases.

OK.

OK?

So, I’m going to survive, huh?

Mm-hmm, I think you will.  I just hope that I can say the same thing for my bakery.

You and Johnny– you hooked up?  When did this happen?

The night before my audition.

Your audition? Is that how you got–

No, no!  It had nothing to do with me getting the job.  We were just two total strangers  who happened to be sitting next to each other at a bar.

Oh, my God, Johnny boy.  How–how did he let this happen?  The guy is married.

He was in a really bad way.  He thought his wife had cheated on him.

Yeah, but she didn’t.

Yeah, well, he didn’t know that at the time,  and neither did I.

So what exactly happened?

We, um, talked for a while at the bar.  We had a few drinks, a few laughs.  Ended up back in my hotel room.

Um…

So you want to hire me?

You sound surprised.

That’s because I am.  Why would you need the services of a PR firm?

Well, because I’m pursuing a claim  that I’m the rightful heir to Titan.  I have a letter written by my late father,  stating that he wanted me to run the company.

But didn’t Victor leave Sandra the business  and half of his estate?

That’s how it appears in his will.  And that’s why I have quite the fight on my hands.  And I could really use the talents of a savvy  PR consultant as I make my case in court  and in the all-important court of public opinion.  So, what do you say?  Will you take me on as a client?

Absolutely not.

What did the doctor say?

Well, he confirmed what we all hoped, and I already knew.  I am regaining the use of my legs.

Oh, sweetheart, that’s wonderful.

[laughs]

But he also said that he wants to run a few tests,  just to be on the safe side.

Well, that makes sense.

Of course it does, which is why I’ve been  telling your daughter that she needs to be a slightly  more patient, patient.

And I have been telling my husband  that I am done being patient.

And, oh, so what does that mean?

Well, it just means that, for the first time  in a very long time, things feel right,  and positive, and hopeful,  which is why I don’t want to wait.  I want to walk right now.  Baby, please, let me try.  [soft music]

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Admit it.  You dangled the prospect of a reunion over my head  like a carrot.

No, that’s not true.

No, that is true.  That is true.  You would have done anything to get that serum for Sarah.

Kristen, I never said–

I know what you said, Brady.  And you knew that I would do anything to reunite our family.  And you–you got what you wanted, Brady.  You got it!  And now you and Ava will be laughing  your asses off behind my back.

Whoa, whoa.

Isn’t that right?

What?

Oh, come on.  Come on, admit it.  You say that you two are just friends, huh?  I know that you were just salivating  to get it on with that woman, and she just wants  to get her hooks into you.  [ominous music]

Kristen, the only thing I’m salivating for  is to end this conversation because  it’s stupid and pointless.

It’s not stupid and pointless.  This is about me, my life, my future, Brady.

I am not in a relationship with Ava.  I’ve had some conversations with Ava.  I’m not interested in her that way.

Why not? [scoffs]  You think you’re too high and mighty to be involved  with an ex-mob princess?

Ah, here we go.

Oh, although though your last bedmate–  hmm, that I know of–  was Xander’s train wreck of a mother.  Or should I say, car wreck?

[chuckles] I can’t talk to you when you’re like this,  all right? Can’t do it.

Oh, victim blaming, gaslighting–  what else do you have in your arsenals there, Brady, huh?

Kristen, nothing, nothing, nothing.  I’m done.

No, you’re not going anywhere,  not until I have my say.  [dramatic music]

Darling, I’m afraid I agree with Xander.  I think that you should wait until your doctors  give you an all-clear before you should  try to walk on your own.

Damn.  It’s two against one, which I think  is kind of unfair personally.  I would like to get somebody in here  who leaps before they look, you know,  flies by the seat of their pants.  Not you guys, you know what I mean?

I’ve lived dangerously myself,  as you know, from time to time.  But this is about your health.  And I’m not going to condone you risking  your recovery by doing anything without  your doctor’s permission.

[sighs]

Sarah, you know I’m with your mom on this one.  [phone beeping]

Oh, Bonnie.  Oh, she probably wants an update.  I’m going to call her back.  And you two do whatever you do.  [chuckles]  [soft music]

So, we’re all agreed, aren’t we?  No more trying to walk until we get these test results back.

Do I have a choice?

No, you don’t.  Come on, darling, you’re tired.  Why don’t you try and catch a nap before they whisk  you away for all these tests?

You want me to sleep at a time like this?

Please? For me, try.

I’ll try.

And no more getting up.

I know. I know. I know.

Promise?

I promise.

Good girl.  Close your eyes.

[sighs]

All right.  I’ll be right down the hall.

Mm-hmm.

Text me if you need anything.

Yeah.

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[door clicks]

Wow.  I was expecting a good-natured negotiation, not a hard no.

Sorry, it just can’t work, Philip.

Because what, you’re too swamped,  putting out fires at “Body and Soul”?

No.

Can’t take on another client?

That’s not it.

Or maybe because you think  changing public opinion about me would be pointless?

It’s not that either.  Look, you’re Victor’s son, and so is Xander.  So you have just as much right to his legacy as he does.  And you’d probably do better by Titan than he will.

So?  If you’re not too busy and you think my case is righteous,  why won’t you work with me?

Did somebody do a memory wipe on you?  Because of our history.

Wait. [clears throat]  You’re refusing to be  my publicist because we were involved,  like, a million years ago?

We were a little more than involved, Philip.  We were engaged.

Talk about deja vu, right?

Right.  I mean, first, there were those tainted biscuits.

Now there’s poisoned cupcakes.

And the last time there was a baked goods incident,  Sweet Bits got shut down by the health department.

Look, are they sure that the cupcakes are even yours?

No, they’re not.  You see, Sweet Bits had never fulfilled  a custom order for “Body and Soul.”  That I knew, obviously.  However, there is a possibility that someone  could have ordered them plain  and then added the B&S logo afterwards.

OK.  So then you need to go talk to your employees, right?  See if there was an order placed for just plain cupcakes,  as you said.

Yeah. Yeah, you’re right.  I probably should do that.  But I–I don’t want to leave you here.

Oh, come on. I’ll be fine.  Besides, Sweet Bits is your baby.  You need to go make sure that you’re not  going to get shut down again.

Yeah, yeah, I do.  And besides,  there’s a big staff here if you need anything.

Exactly. Go.  I promise I’ll be here when you get back.

All right, you better be.

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And then he left my hotel room.  And I thought that I would never see the guy again.  Just two ships passing in the night.  So you can imagine my surprise when I show up  to the set of my new job and find out my random hookup  is the director.

And married to one of the stars of the show.

Yeah, who is now determined to be my friend.

Well, Chanel obviously really likes you.

And I like her.

Hmm.

Oh, God.  This is so bad, isn’t it?

It’s pretty bad, yeah.

I shouldn’t have told you.

Well, you did.

Why did you say it like that? Alex.  Alex, you’re not going to tell anybody, right?  Alex, you have to promise me that you’re  not going to say anything.  Promise me.

Look at you.  You can’t even say the word, can you?

Well, who wants to say those three sad, depressing words,  “We were engaged?”  And anyway, that’s ancient history.  Take me on as a client, and it’ll be strictly business.

[scoffs] Where have I heard that before?

Look, I can’t speak to what went on between you and Alex.  My sole focus now is reclaiming my birthright.  You said yourself you thought I’d do well by Titan.  Did you mean it?

Yeah, of course. But–

Will you help me?  For old time’s sake.  Pretty, please?

I can’t believe I’m saying this,  but yes, I will help you.

Well, all right!  Whoo-hoo!

[laughs]

Stop it.  You’re making a scene.

Oh, my God.  Is that what you’re worried about,  what it looks like, I mean,  instead of what it’s doing to my heart, Brady?

I am grateful for what you have done for Sarah.  But you and I are not good for one another.  You know that. You know it.  We are–we’re–

What? What? What?  Do not say it. Do not say toxic.  I’m so sick of that overused word.  And you know what, Brady? We are not toxic.  We are not.  We’re human and we make mistakes.  The both of us do.  We–but we also– we’ve created  this beautiful daughter together.

Yes, we do. She is beautiful.  And that’s why I just want to have  a platonic, healthy relationship with you  for her sake.

But Rachel, she just wants her parents to be a couple.  I mean, maybe–maybe not husband and wife,  but, you know, living under the same roof.  I mean, that’s what she wants desperately, Brady.

I know that’s what she wants, but it can’t happen.  It can’t happen.  She’s a strong girl.  She will adjust to the reality, and she will be fine.  [tense music]

She will be fine…  [sighs] Because she has me.  And you know what?  I will see to it that she is fine.  She and I will get through it, the two of us,  and just the two of us.

Don’t think that I’m missing all  the subtext with your tone of voice  and the choice of your words.  Kristen, for the sake of our little girl,  please don’t punish me  by keeping me away from my little girl again.  You know that will hurt her as much as it will hurt me.  You look at me and tell me that’s not your intention.

What is that phrase you like to use, Brady?  [chuckles] Oh, right.  I’m not making any promises.

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Damn it!  Why am I saying Joy’s name in my sleep?  [sighs] And right when Chanel walks in, too.  [laughs] My luck.  Gah!  Just get it together, DiMera!  [sighs]  I can’t keep doing this.  I can’t keep lying to my wife.

You know, Chanel’s not just my co-star.  She’s my friend.  She does have a right to know what happened.

Alex.  Alex, a scandal like this would ruin my career  before it even got started.  Look how quick you were just to assume  that I hooked up with the director  to score a spot on the series.

Hey–

And the producers– the producers would fire me  on the spot if they found out.  Alex, you can’t tell anybody about me and Johnny.  You have to promise me.  [knocking]

Need to get that.

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Yes, Bonnie. Me, too.  I know. I know, sweetie.  Thank you.  Yes, I’ll tell Sarah.  OK, bye-bye.  I think Bonnie burst my eardrum.  She got so excited about Sarah.

Oh, gosh.  It’s just incredible, isn’t it?

Yes.

Oh, Maggie, I just pray that this means that  Sarah will be walking again soon.

Looks like your prayers have been answered.  [laughs]

Sarah, oh, my God!

[laughs]

Sarah.  Wait!

No, no, no.  Let–let me help you.

No, no, no, no.  Please, let me do it. Let me do it.  [laughs]

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  [soft dramatic music]

Kayla, what is taking so long?  I mean, you gave that serum to Sarah  hours ago.

I know, Maggie. I’m sorry.  It’s just, I wish I could give you a clear timeline,  but I can’t because the drug is so–so experimental.  There’s no way to predict when it will actually take effect.

Kayla.  Kayla, why–why haven’t you returned any of my messages?  I mean, my God, since I was the one  to provide the serum for Sarah,  the least you could do is tell me if it worked.  [sighs]

When I put Victoria to bed last night,  she kept saying “Mama” over and over and over again.

Mm.  Sounds like she’s missing me as much as I’m missing her.

Of course she is.  I also think it was a protest against me  being the one to tuck her in.

Mm. Did you sing her a lullaby?

I sang her eight lullabies.

Well, that explains it.  She probably thought you were torturing her.

What’s wrong with my singing voice?  [scoffs]  You never heard my rendition of Britney’s  “Hit Me Baby One More Time.”  I mean, it crushes at karaoke.

They just like the skirt, hon.

It’s my amazing singing voice they like.  I’ll give you–give you a performance right now.

Uh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.  Just because I am stuck in this bed  does not mean that I will not call for help.  [chuckling]

Well, hopefully you won’t be stuck in this bed  for much longer.

[sighs] I don’t know, baby.  And Kayla gave me the serum yesterday,  and I just don’t feel anything.  What if it doesn’t work?

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[mellow music]

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Ava.  Want some coffee?

No, thanks.

Are you sure? Hey, it’s my treat.

I can buy my own coffee.

OK.  I may be nuts, but I’m sensing a real frosty vibe here.  Did I do something wrong?

No,  but your jackass of a son certainly did.

Mr. Nugent, he picks up Jared’s phone,  and he reads his entire text chain out loud.

No way! Are you kidding me?

Yes, the eggplant emojis and all.

Wait, what did Jared do?

He said he was just sharing his mom’s eggplant parm recipe.

Oh, my God.  [giggling]  I missed this.

Missed what?

Just us hanging out together.

Me, too.  I didn’t think we’d get a second chance.

Or third or fourth.  [chuckles] I stopped keeping count.

Yeah. [chuckles] Same.

I’m just so relieved that we don’t have  to hide our relationship from our parents anymore.

I don’t know.  I mean, there was something a little exciting  about all the sneaking around.

Well, sometimes, but it’s so much better  not having to hide how I feel about you  and being able to do stuff like this whenever I want.

Well,  certainly didn’t take long.  [soft orchestration]  announcer: Like sands through the hourglass,  so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

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So why did you call my son a jackass?

‘Cause I’m a lady, and I don’t want to say  what I really think.

OK, well, how about you elaborate on that, please?

Sophia Choi came to see me last night.  She was a total wreck.  She was hurt, and she was humiliated.

I’m sorry.  Did my son break up with her or something?

No, she dumped him.

How does that make him a jackass?

Because the reason that Sophia dumped him  is that while they were in bed together,  he called her Holly.

So predictable.  The second we break up, you go running back to her.

Sophia, I just–

You really know how to make a girl feel special.

Let me just say, I swear,  I really did not mean to hurt you.  It wasn’t my intention at all.

Whatever. It’s fine.  I wish you two lovebirds all the best.  But, Holly, just a heads-up–  when you finally do give it up for him,  don’t be surprised if he calls out my name.

What?

OK, um, just, let’s–  let’s go.

Kristen, I didn’t return your phone calls  because I am not at liberty to update you  on Sarah’s condition.  You are not family.

Uh, hello?  Didn’t I just point out that I was the one  who provided the miracle drug?  I mean, don’t you think that I–  I have the right to be kept in the loop?

Actually, no, I don’t.

I got this.  You know what?  There’s been no improvement yet.

Nothing? Really?

Well, on the most recent test,  there has been no evidence of a reduced swelling  around Sarah’s spine.

OK, well, has she tried walking yet?

No. No, we haven’t pushed that  because we don’t want to further her injury.

OK, no offense, Kayla, but that drug,  there is no need to be cautious.  You gotta take the bull by the horn,  and that is exactly what I am going to do.

Oh!

Don’t! Don’t.

Well, this is the last thing that Sarah needs.  I mean, that woman is a lunatic.

Yes, she is.  But Xander is in there, and he can handle her.  Yes, she did hand over the serum with no strings attached,  so I’m willing to give her a certain amount of grace.

You are a very good woman, Maggie.

Yeah, well, be careful what you say,  because if Kristen has got Sarah’s hopes up for nothing,  I’m going to tear that Jezebel from limb to limb.

You are going to walk again, Sarah.  I–I feel it in my soul.  We just need to give it some time, yeah?  [door clicks]

All right!  Come on, you two. Let’s get the show on the road.

Wait a minute. What the hell are you doing?

All right.  Make yourself useful, Xandy, and you grab that arm.  I’m going to grab this one.

What? Wait, what? What? What’s happening?

All right, on the count of three, you get over there.  We’re going to hoist you to your feet.

Kristen, stop!  What the hell do you think you’re doing?  [dramatic music]

Whoa.  That’s a pretty big piece of cake you got there.

Don’t judge me, OK? I’m rewarding myself.

For what?

For not committing murder right here in the square.

OK. What happened?

Oh, you haven’t heard the good news?  Tate and Holly are back together.

All right.

Huh, awesome.  Thank you.

So, that was pretty awkward, huh,  running into Sophia like that.

Yeah. Yeah, it was.

I kind of feel bad for her.  I mean, she’s obviously really hurt.  But still, what she said, that was just weird and harsh,  saying not to be surprised if you, like,  call out her name while we’re in bed?  Does she really think she has that much of a hold on you?  [soft dramatic music]

Uh, that’s not what she meant.  She said that because that’s what I did to her.

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Oh, man.  Tate, he did that? He actually–

Yes, Tate did that.  He actually, yeah, called her Holly  while they were in bed,  which means he’s obviously not over her.  So why did he string Sophia along?

Ava.

Hmm?

I–I know that he didn’t mean to do that.  I think he was trying to give their relationship a shot,  and I think he felt like he owed it to Sophia.

Because they slept together, which shouldn’t have happened  if he was hung up on someone else.

I don’t disagree with you at all, but he’s a teenager.

Oh. Oh, OK.  That’s a good excuse. Yeah.

No, no, no. Hold on.

Wait, wait, wait. Hear me out.  It’s not an excuse, OK?  But you can’t expect Tate– he’s a teenager–  to be completely self-aware  and make the most mature decisions  when it comes to his love life.  Hey, we’re not teenagers anymore,  and I think we’ve screwed up in that department a couple times.  What do you think?  Try to deny it, please.  Hmm?

[laughs]

Hmm?

OK.

OK.

I can’t. I can’t.  OK, I’m sorry, but I’m just–  oh, man, I am upset because  Sophia’s heart is really broken.

And I’m upset at the fact that he hurt her that way.  I have to admit, I feel like I maybe  should have been a little more observant in that situation,  seen that coming.  But I–I’ve been a little distracted  with what’s going on with Sarah.

Understandable.  And I–I am sorry.  It is not your fault,  whatever happens between Tate and Sophia.  I know it’s not your fault.  And I’m sorry that I just lashed out on you.  Sorry.

It’s OK.  You care about her, and I get it.

Yeah.  OK, all right.  Change the subject.  All right, Sarah.

[sighs]

Yeah.  You said that Kristen handed over the serum.  So, is it working?

Last I heard, she received the final dose.  So now it’s just a matter of waiting  and hoping for the best.

Damn it, Kristen! Stop!  Get your hands off of her!

Why are you yelling at me?  I’m just here to help.

What, by forcing her to walk before she’s ready?  How the hell is that helping?

All right, why are you wimping out about this?

OK, that’s enough.

Mm-hmm.  I need you to listen to me.  If you want to walk again, you need to push yourself.  Show some gumption, some courage!  Now put your feet on the floor  and get on with the business of living.

Hey, hey.  Thank you so much for the deranged pep talk.  But as you heard my wife say, we are good,  and you’re out of here. Come on.

You’ve got to challenge the body.  I am telling you, Sarah.  If you–the serum works!  You just have to push yourself.  What are you so afraid of?

Thanks for stopping by.  [door slams]  [intense music]

I don’t understand.  I was just talking to Holly yesterday,  and she said that you and Tate were a couple.

We were–for, like, five seconds.

OK, what happened?

What happened is he went running back  to his true love, Holly.

Just like that?

Pretty much.  Your bestie is a real prince of a guy.

I don’t get it. I don’t get it.  I really thought Tate was into you.

Me, too.  But then his real feelings for Holly came out  in the worst possible way at the worst possible time.

Oof. What do you mean?

Take a wild guess.

Oh, no.

Oh, yes.

[scoffs] You’re joking, right?

I wish.

You actually said my name out loud while you guys were–  oh, oh, my God.  Wow.  How did she react?

How do you think?  I mean, she completely freaked out  and basically told me to go to hell and stormed out.

Wait, when you came here last night,  I kind of assumed you were the one who broke up with her.  Are you saying it was the other way around?

Yeah, it was.  Why does that matter?

Well, it matters because now I’m wondering if you only  got back together with me because things  were over with Sophia.  [soft dramatic music]

So Kristen thought she could just  hoist you up onto your feet,  and somehow your legs would respond?

That’s exactly what she thought, yes.  And then she accused me of being a wimp  for not going along with her very brilliant theory.

Yeah, I had to drag her out of the room  before she did any more damage.

I don’t get it.  Kristen never has given a damn about anybody but herself.  Why does she care so much about your recovery?

I don’t think she does.  I think it’s because she cares about Brady.  She wants the serum to work so she can score points with him.

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Sarah’s a really good person.  I’m really hoping that serum works for her.

Yeah.  Me, too. Hmm.  OK.

OK.

[chuckles]

Oh, wait, wait, wait. No, no.

No, it’s–

No, my treat, remember?

OK.

And listen, I am sorry  that I got a little defensive  about the Tate and Sophia situation,  but you need to know that I think  it’s really sweet that you’re so protective of her.

Well, like I told you,  she reminds me of me.  You know, she may act all strong and confident,  but she’s just hoping people don’t  see how insecure and vulnerable she really is.

[chuckles]

Anyway, again, I am sorry, again, for lacing into you.  I mean, it’s not your fault that your son  did something that’s, I guess,  just a typical, stupid teenage thing to do?  Mm.

Yeah, yeah.  Hey, nothing to forgive.  She was hurt. You were protective of her.  I can understand why that would upset you.

Yeah, well, thank you for understanding.  So, um, you and me, we’re–we’re good?  We’re still friends?

Oh, psh.  We’re–yeah, we’re good.

Yeah?

Yeah?

Yeah.

‘Cause it’s–it’s really important to me,  and especially right now, that, um–  look, I– [sighs]  I really hope this doesn’t sound like–  like I’m feeling sorry for myself or anything.  I just–ugh.  You know, look, I know how lucky I am.  I’ve got a job. I got a roof over my head.  And I just–  I’ve just kind of been going through a rough time.  You know, I miss my son.  I miss a lot of things.  [chuckles] And, um,  it just means a lot that I have your friendship.  I’m very grateful for you.

Oh, I’m grateful for you as well.

[chuckles]

Come here. [chuckles]

Mm.  [door clicks] Oh.

[sighs]  Well… [chuckles]  What is going on here?

[sighs]

So you think, in Kristen’s warped logic,  that she stands a better chance with Brady if he sees  that she not only hands over the serum to you,  but also gets you up on your feet?

Exactly.  And no harm done, as you said.

Actually, I think–

What, darling?

Well, I think that–  I don’t know–Kristen might have helped a little bit.  Just the idea that I should  push myself, maybe–  maybe it’s not a bad idea.

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Sarah, are you–  are you sure about this?

Yeah.  Yeah, I am, I–  I’ve always thought of myself as fearless.  So, it’s time to push the fears aside now.

Honey, there is a difference between fearless and reckless.

I know.  I’m going to be OK.  Help me do this, please?

All right.  But no, I’m not going to let you fall, no matter what.

Yeah.

Kayla?

OK.

OK, that’s it.  [suspenseful music]

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Yeah, OK. That’s it.  That’s it.

[chuckles]

Let’s try it.

Mm-hmm.

That’s it.

Yeah?

That’s it.

[chuckles] [yelps]

It’s OK. I’ve got you.  I’ve got you, darling.

Damn it.

[sighs]

And then I told him it was over  and got the hell out of there.

Damn!

Yeah.

Wow.  I can’t believe Tate did that.  He must have freaked out right after it happened.

How do you think I felt?

Oh, of course. No, way worse.

[sighs] God, I hate my life.

It could be worse, you know?

How?

Well, your brother could be sitting in jail  for attempted murder.

Wait. What?  Your brother is in– oh, my God.  That’s crazy.

Yeah, and that is so not even the full story.  My family is incredibly screwed up right now.

Well, I have nowhere else to be.  So, lay it on me.

Holly, you weren’t, like, my backup plan  or anything like that.

OK, well, can you see why I might think that?

Yes, but I meant every word that I said last night.  All I ever wanted was to be with you.  You know, from the first time I met you in the park,  it’s been you and only you.  I think about you all the time, like when I’m in class  or I’m studying, playing lacrosse.  Holly, you are everything to me.  So I hope you believe me.

I do. I do believe you.  Because you’re everything to me, too, Tate.

[chuckles]

Do you want to go up to my room?

Nothing’s going on, Kristen.  You walked in on a friendly hug.

Oh, I didn’t know you two were friends.  Hmm?

Well, we are.

Oh, ho, ho.  Well, what interests do you two share?

Not that it’s any of your business,  but we actually just like to talk. OK?

OK, fine.  Whatever. You know what?  I’m glad I ran into you.  I was at the hospital, checking in on Sarah.

How’s it going?  I mean, is there any progress now  that she’s taking the serum?

No, no, no, not yet.  Dr. Rolf, I mean, he is very confident  that it will be successful, but that is if, uh,  Sarah has the right attitude.

All right, I think I should probably  go over there later today to check things out–

You know, Brady, I really think you should go over now.  Sarah seems really down and somewhat defeatist,  and that’s not good, obviously.  You mean a lot to her, Brady.  I think it would make a difference if you go  and encourage her to have the right attitude,  positive attitude, right?

I agree.  I agree. I’m gonna do that.  I should–I’m gonna go now.

OK.

Thank you.

I’ll see you around.

OK. You know where to find me.  And I should get to the bistro.  Yeah, seeing that your brother has skipped town,  now I run the place.

Sorry.

Excuse–

Yeah, you’re not going anywhere.  [tense music]

Well, that was a huge fail.  I couldn’t even take a step.

Honey, you took a shot.  I just hope you didn’t hurt yourself.

I’m fine, physically.  Emotionally, I’m drained.  [sniffles] I’m just–I’m–  I’m worried.  I feel like I’m letting Xander down.

What?  Why would you say that?

Because ever since he found out that his mom caused  the accident, it’s just like,  whenever he looks at me,  he has all this guilt in his eyes that  somehow, it’s his fault.

Well, it isn’t.  Of course it isn’t.

No, I know.  And I keep trying to persuade him to that, but–  I don’t know. I just–  I feel like the only way that he’s going to let go  of the guilt is if I walk again, and…  [soft dramatic music]  I don’t know. I just–  I’m worried that if I don’t make a full recovery, then–  then he won’t, either.

Oh.  [elevator dings]  [kettle thunks loudly]

Xander, are you OK?

Yeah, I am.  I’m good.

Look, um,  I ran into Kristen, and she told me about the serum  and that it hasn’t worked yet.

No, it hasn’t.  Sarah’s still paralyzed, despite Kristen’s best efforts  to drag her out of bed and force her to her feet.

She didn’t tell me that part.

Yeah.  I was going to throw the woman out of a window,  but Sarah thought maybe she had a point,  that it might be important for her to push herself.  So when Kristen left, we gave it a go.

So, Sarah, she tried to walk?

Yeah, I boosted her to her feet.  And then Sarah promptly collapsed into my arms.

Sorry.  That must have been hard.  But it may still work.  I mean, it hasn’t been a long time yet.

No, no, no.  It’s just so hard watching Sarah go through this.  And if I could trade places with her,  I’d do it in a heartbeat.

Sarah doesn’t deserve this.  And I, um–  I’m really sorry for both of you.

No, Brady.  I’m sorry.

Is there a problem, Kristen?

Yes, there sure as hell is if you are moving in on Brady.

Oh, for God’s sake.

What? What?  Is that so far-fetched? I mean, come on, Ava. [laughs]  I mean, you have this nasty little habit  about going after other women’s men.  I mean, what, Kayla, Gabi– although going after  your friend’s man is just a little extra low.

Oh, Kristen.  You didn’t get the memo.  You and I, we are no longer friends,  especially after you betrayed my trust  and then you fired me from DiMera.

Oh, my God.  I do not have to defend myself to you, Ava.  Gabi gave me no choice.  And, you know, I saved your life once, as you may recall.  [laughs] So you might want to show me a little more respect  and not throw yourself at the man I love.

Kristin, I wasn’t throwing myself at him.  We were talking. You know, talking?  It’s what friends do. They talk.  And then you saw us hugging.  He was comforting me by giving me a friendly hug  because I was upset about somebody I care about  whose heart happens to be broken. OK?

Fine.

Do you get that?

Fine.

Great.

I get it.

Fantastic.

I get it. I get it. I get it. I get it, Ava.  Listen, I mean, you can’t blame me for asking.

[laughs] You call that asking?  That was threatening.

Oh, please!  I was just doing my due diligence.  I mean, I just assumed that  since Stefan left town, that you–  you were looking for another home to wreck.

[laughs] This from the woman who wrecks lives.  Oh, Kristen, you know what?  There is no home to wreck  because you and Brady are not together.

[laughs] Technically, no,  but we do share a child.  And, you know, since I generously  gave over that serum, it’s just a matter of time  before we find our way back to each other.

Really?  Not what I heard.

What is that supposed to mean?

And since my brother is basically headed for prison,  I’m pretty much going to be watching  after Felicity and myself.

Oh, my God, Aaron, I’m so sorry.  And your mom, could she really still be alive?

I don’t know.  At this point, I would just rather not get my hopes up.

I can’t believe you had all this going on,  and I was rambling about my stupid love life.  Your situation is, like, , times worse.

I guess.

You guess?  No, of course it is. I feel so bad for you.  So, here.  You need this more than I do.

[laughs]  Did it help with your heartbreak?

Not even a little.

[sighs] Mm.

[chuckles]

Holly, you know, we just–  just got back together.  We don’t have to rush things.

Yeah, I know, but we were heading in that direction  before we broke up, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, but here’s the thing.  I–I don’t want to make any mistakes with you.  You mean so much to me.  And I want to do this right every step of the way.

So, you’re OK with waiting?

Yes, of course I am.  ‘Cause then, when we finally are together, I–  I want it to be really, really special.  And besides, I want to take you out, like, on a proper date.  You know, we’ve only even ever had one of those?  It was like a year ago, New Year’s Eve.

It was also a disaster.

Yes, exactly.  So this is our chance to start fresh.  I want to buy you dinner.  I want to take you to a movie.  Hey, who knows? Maybe even take you dancing.

Dancing?

Yeah, do all the normal couple things.

OK.  Yeah, I guess I could get behind  some normal couple things.

Good. Me, too.  Then, once we’ve done all that,  then we’ll see what happens.  That sound OK to you?

That sounds perfect.  [chuckling]

Do you want the last piece?

I’m good, thanks.

Yeah.

Did it help at all?

[laughs] You know what?  It actually kind of did,  although I think talking to you is really what helped.

Good. Good, I’m glad.

I should–I should go study.

You should. But do you want to?

What do you mean?

Well, I mean, you could go study,  or you and I could go do something fun.

[clears throat] [stammers]  You want to hang out with me?

Why wouldn’t I?

I don’t know.  We’ve known each other since the third grade,  and you’ve never asked me to hang out before.

Well, we’ve never had anything in common before,  and now we do– both of our lives suck.

[laughs] Um, I guess you have a point.  So, uh, what do you want to do?

Well, I heard they dropped the first episode of that  “Body and Soul” reboot,  so we could go to my place and watch that.

You want to watch a soap opera?

I’ve seen the promo.  There’s a lot of hot girls in it.

Sold.

[chuckles]

What?

[laughs]  I can’t concentrate. Come on.

Me neither.

Why don’t we take a break and do something else?

Like what?  [soft music]

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What are you doing?

* Are you with me? *

Dance with me.

[laughs] Right now?

Yeah.

* Driving down this highway *

‘Cause if we cross this off our list,  we’ll be one step closer to seeing what happens.

[chuckles] I’m down with that.

* This feeling inside, I’ve searched far and wide *  * Now is the time for the ride *  * Are you with me? *  [soft music]

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What the hell did that snide little comment mean?  What did Brady tell you about me?

Oh, you know what? Forget it.  Forget I said anything.

No, no, no.  We’re not going to forget that he said anything.  [mocking laugh] No, what did Brady tell you?

Oh.  Well, he told me why you gave Sarah the serum,  that, um, he said if you didn’t,  then there’d be zero chance of the two of you  ever getting back together again.  So then when I pointed out that you might  be expecting a future with him,  he said he never made you any promises.

[laughs] Damn it.  Why? Why?  Why would Brady share our business with you?

Oh, because we’re friends, as we told you,  and friends confide in each other.  So, as, uh,  one former friend to another,  I wouldn’t get my hopes up if I were you.  [laughs]

Mm.  [sighs]

I’m sorry for so many things, Brady, obviously.  But blaming you for Sarah’s accident,  that’s very high on the list.

Xander,  you were going through hell, and you were angry.  And you needed to lash out, and I–  I get it.  Besides, the last time I looked, I’m still in one piece,  so no harm done.

Of course there was harm done.  And yet you have been extremely kind to us, Brady,  especially going out of your way to get us that serum.

Sarah deserves to walk again.

Yes, she does.  But you’ve been instrumental in giving us  a chance to make that happen.  And I’m just so grateful.  And to prove it, I’d–  I’d like to offer you your job back at Basic Black.

Really?

If you’re still interested, that is.

[laughs]  Yes, I am interested.  I will–I will take you up on that.  Thank you.

Of course.  The least I can do, especially since  you were also the one that got Kristen  to drop her demands for Titan.

That was more of a miracle than  we’re hoping the serum will be.  Frankly, Xander, I’m surprised  that you even considered her deal.

Well, you know I spent most of my adult life  wanting to be CEO of that company, but…  I would give up everything if it meant Sarah  could walk again.  The serum is– it’s our last chance.  If this doesn’t work, then I just don’t–

Hey, hey, hey.  It’ll work.  You hang in there. It’ll work.

Will you do me a favor?  Will you go check on Xander?  Just make sure he’s OK?

Of course. But you need to get some rest.

Yeah, I will. I’m actually kind of hungry.  Will you–will you bring me my tray?  It has–I’m going to have that last little bit of fruit salad.

Of course.

Thank you.

OK, here we go.  Here we go.  Wait a minute. I–  [clattering]

Ah!  Oh, my God.

Oh, no. I’m sorry. I’m sorry.  No, it didn’t spill.

No, Mom.  Oh, my God.  I felt that.  I actually felt that when the water bottle hit my leg.  I felt that.  [suspenseful music]  [laughs]

Oh.

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  [dramatic music]

Hey.

Hey, you.

Sorry to bother you.  I know how busy you are, Commish.

You know I always have time for you.  And I’m really glad you’re here.  Does this mean that you changed your mind  on quitting the force?

No. No, definitely not.  No, I just, uh, came here to drop this off.  [soft dramatic music]

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Gee, can this day get any worse?

What do you mean?

Well, you didn’t see? Oh!  Apparently, there’s a new Lady Whistleblower in town,  and she somehow got a hold of Leo’s stories,  and she ran a bunch of spoilers in her column.

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What?

Yeah, I know, I know.  But the good news is, Leo seems to think  he knows who’s behind it, except he ran off  before he could tell me.

Uh, OK, where is Leo now?

Oh, I assume he’s confronting the leaker as we speak.

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[sighs]

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I’m so glad that you’re here.

Get your hands off me.

What’s wrong?

Oh, plenty is wrong, and dishonorable,  and unethical, and downright contemptible.

Leo, what the hell?

I know what you did, Javi!  You’re not gonna get away with it.

What happened? What did I do?

Oh, cut the act, Javi.  Or should I call you Lady Whistleblower?  [tense music]

I’m gonna have to get back to you on those numbers.  Oh, believe it or not, my personal assistant  just booted me out of my own office.  Well, he’s family, and he’s going through some stuff, so…  Yeah. I’ll call you back in an hour.  OK. JJ, hey.

Hey, Gabi.

Uh, how’s your hand?

Uh, much better.  Thanks again for the ice.

Yeah.  Thanks again for having my back with EJ.

Anytime.

So did you ever find out why he dropped the charges  against that Abigail imposter?

Cat Greene.  Yeah, uh, it turns out that EJ let her off the hook  because Chad asked him to.

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Could you stop that?

Stop what?

The pacing.

You’ve been pacing all morning.

OK, fine. Well, then we both should stop.

I don’t understand.  You– you did what Clyde wanted.  You got me out of jail. It’s been  hours.  Why hasn’t he called back?

How should I know?  You were the one working with him.

I wasn’t working with him.  I was being blackmailed by him.  We’re on the same side, Chad.

For now.  [phone ringing]  It’s an unknown caller.  It’s Chad DiMera.  It’s about time, Weston.

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[soft orchestration]  announcer: Like sands through the hourglass,  so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

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OK.  Yeah, I got it.  Well, Cat’s not that smart,  and she thinks I actually forgave her.  No, she has no idea I’m handing her over to you.  Yeah. Look, I get it.  You want your revenge. So do I.  I don’t care what you do with her.  [soft dramatic music]

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Chad wanted the charges against Cat dropped  after what she did to him and your family?  Why?

He asked me to promise I wouldn’t tell anyone  the reason.

OK…

But I refused because I think he is making the wrong call,  so I might as well tell you.  He asked EJ to drop the charges because Clyde forced his hand.  Made him a deal, one that I am pretty sure  he is going to regret.

You could have just given this to me at home.  You didn’t have to come all the way down here.

Yeah, I know.  I just, uh, needed it to feel official.  [laughs]  Plus, there’s some things I need to get from my–  your desk.

So you are % set on quitting.

I told you I was.

I know.  I was just hoping that maybe you’d sleep on it, reconsider.

Yeah, and I woke up this morning  even more sure than ever.

Yeah, but I’m just not sure if I understand why.

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Look, I, uh–  I didn’t mention to you that Roman pointed out to me  yesterday that I could sue Paulina  for removing me from my job,  given that I was injured in the line of duty.

Oh.  So are you gonna do that?

Thought about it…  but I also realized that I don’t want to work  at an agency that would treat me this way  after all the years of service I’ve put in.

I do get that.

Mm-hmm.  Nor do I want to cause any trouble for Paulina,  or more importantly for you.

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You’re a great commissioner. You are.  And Salem PD is damn lucky to have you.

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Lady what-blower?

OK, I’ll play along.  Lady Whistleblower was my pseudonym  when I wrote the gossip column for the local paper.  It’s the job I gave up  to become the head writer of the soap opera,  but you already knew that.

Why would I know that?

Because suddenly there’s a new Lady Whistleblower  in town, and her columns have started to appear online again,  and she’s writing about none other than “Body & Soul,”  giving away all my storylines.

And you think I’m the one writing those columns?

Oh, I don’t think you are. I know you are.  [tense music]

Where the hell did you get the idea  that I am the second coming of Lady Whisperblower?

It’s Whistleblower, as if you didn’t know.  And I didn’t just get the idea.  I’m sure that it’s you because I told you  all of my story projections are on my laptop.

So?

So when I got out of the shower this morning,  you had appropriated said laptop for your own use.

For my own use?  I was cueing up your show  so that we could watch it together.  I told you that.

Yeah, and I was dumb enough to believe you.

Wow. [laughs]  This is nuts.  You really think I went on your laptop looking  for your stupid storylines?  [tense music]

Stupid?  You said you liked them.

I did like them!  But we’re not talking about nuclear secrets here.  Trust me, I am not that interested.

It’s not about whether or not you’re interested.  It’s the fans.  You said yourself, die-hard fans  would kill for these spoilers!

So from that comment, you came to the conclusion  that I am a no-good, dirty liar?

Not to mention a thief who is having a hard time  making ends meet.

I–

You said yourself Gabi isn’t paying you enough.  You need to find a second gig.

Yes!  Like as a bartender, not as a gossip columnist.  Plus, how many people have access  to these stories of yours?  Anyone could have spilled.  Cast or crew, the guy who dumps the recycling.

No, no, no,  because some of these ideas are so new,  I haven’t shared them with anybody.  They exist on my hard drive and nowhere else,  which is why I usually never let my computer  out of my sight.  Turns out my big mistake was letting you out of my sight.

So Lady Whistleblower ruined the whole first week  of the reboot.

Mm-hmm.  Every twist of the plot, every hanger off the cliff.

My God. This is a nightmare.

Oh, I know.

[sighs]  And I can’t even do anything about it because first  I have to find out if Roman and Abe and the rest  of the cast and crew who ate those tainted cupcakes,  I have to find out if they’re OK.  I just– I wish I knew who did this.  [relaxed music]

Actually, I do.

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If you don’t want to cause problems for me,  Rafe, then why are you quitting?  I need you on the force–

Oh, come on.  Look, you’ll find another detective.

Not like you.

There are plenty of other skilled cops out there,  but there is only one you and me,  and I don’t want to do anything to screw this up, all right?

We’ve worked together before.

Yes, but this is different.

Mm.  So Gabi was right.

About what?

She told me that no matter how many times you said  you were fine with me being commissioner  and you working under me, that deep down, you weren’t.

[laughs] I– no.  I don’t want to get into this. No.

Come on.  Just– just be honest with me please.

See, that’s really difficult because it’s hard for me  to do that without sounding like a total ass.

OK, so you’re admitting that this  is all about your macho pride?

I did not say that.

Yeah?  So tell me, why was it OK for me to work for you,  but not the other way around?  [soft dramatic music]

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So Clyde reached out to Chad and demanded a trade.

That’s right.

What could that monster possibly offer Chad?

The location of my sister’s remains.

Oh, God, JJ.

Yeah.  Son of a bitch said he’d tell Chad  where to find Abigail’s body  if he handed Cat Greene over to him on a silver platter.

And EJ went along with all this?  Why, just because Chad asked him to?

Well, he didn’t like it, but I guess family loyalty  does mean something to him.

Sometimes.  So I’m assuming that Clyde wants to kill Cat  for screwing up his master plan.

I don’t know.  Probably.  But I’m pretty sure Chad isn’t gonna let that happen.

OK. Yeah, I got it.  I’ll wait for your next instructions.  [phone beeps]

What the hell was that?

Well, I had to make him think I was handing  you over willingly, right?

Did you need to lay it on so thick?

Which part?  Where I called you an idiot?

Yeah, the part where you called me an idiot.  Is that how you feel?

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I could say a lot of negative things about you,  but, no, an idiot is not one of them.

OK. What is his plan?  What are the marching orders?

Clyde wants us to be Mr. And Mrs. Chad DiMera.  Again.

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I don’t get it.  We’re back at Clyde wanting us to get married?

He just wants us to check into the hotel  as Chad and Abigail DiMera.

What hotel? Where?

I don’t know.  He said he would call with the info.

[sighs] He’s toying with us.

What can we do? He holds all the cards.

It’s possible that this is a complete setup,  that he never intends to lead us to Abigail  or to my mother.

Yeah, that’s a possibility,  but we don’t really have another choice, do we?

[sighs]  That’s what I thought  when he had me masquerading around as your dead wife,  and what did you tell me about that?  [soft dramatic music]

That we should have found a different way  to save your mother.  Any other way.

And you were right.  I’ve been playing Clyde’s game for a long time.  It’s time we started playing a game of our own.

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So you actually think Chad would protect  that Abigail imposter?  I mean, after all the torture that she put him through?

Look, I’m not saying that he isn’t furious,  but she’s been worming her way into his life for a while now.  Reciting their wedding vows to him,  pretending to walk down memory lane.

Pretending being the key word.  It was all lies.

Of course, it was.  But as hard as it is to believe,  Cat claims that she’s actually started to care about him,  and now she’s going with the story  about how she only went along with Clyde  to save her mother’s life.

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Do you believe her?

I certainly don’t trust her.

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Do you think there’s a possibility that she  and Clyde are still working together?

Sure, there is.  Weston hates Chad, obviously,  so it’s not crazy to think that Cat would be  some kind of double agent,  pretending to be on Chad’s side when she’s actually  delivering him to Clyde.

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If you really think that’s a possibility,  what are you gonna do about it?

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OK. So yeah.  Yeah, this is about my pride.  I was demoted, right?  How could that not hurt my pride?

I understand.  Rafe, if you want me to walk away from this–

No. No, Jada, lis– no.  Of course, I do not want that.  I have told you so many times, you deserve this,  and I am happy for you.  I’m just– I’m just disappointed for myself.

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I am too.

Look, I understand why Paulina put you in that chair.  You’re an amazing cop.  Your case clearance rate is off the charts.  You work your– your little butt off.

[laughs]

For all intents and purposes, you are a great boss.

So great that you don’t want to work for me.

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Look, our relationship started with a certain dynamic.

Right. I was your subordinate.

Jada, you know I never thought of you that way.

And you just don’t think you can get used  to the reverse dynamic.

OK, listen.  The last thing that I would ever want  would be to end up silently resenting you.  And also…

And also what?

I was nearly killed in the line of duty.  For what, right?  For– for what?  So to potentially ruin our relationship  by working together under these circumstances,  it just seems to me like it’s a sign,  like it’s a sign to do something else.

Like what?

I don’t know.  I really don’t, but what I do know  is that our relationship–  you, you are more important to me than a job at Salem PD,  so I think it’s just best for everyone if I just walk away.

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So what if I disagree?  What if I ask you to stay?  What if I say that I need you here, Rafe?  Would you reconsider?

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Would you come back to the force?

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So Hattie.  Hattie Adams sent poison cupcakes  to the cast and crew.

Why not?  You know how furious she was when you fired her.  Plus, she refused to do her last scenes  and put a curse on the show.  Honey, you don’t have to be Jada Hunter to crack this one.

So if you’re right–

Of course, I’m right.

Well, if you’re right, I should take a trip  down to the station with this little tip.

Yes, you should.  And while you’re at it, you might want  to have them arrest the new Lady Whistleblower,  whoever she is.

[chuckles]  Well, I’m not sure that posting soap opera storylines  is a crime.

Well, it darn well should be,  for spoiling in the first degree.

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I can’t believe this.  I actually liked you.  I thought I had finally met this rare person  I had a real connection with.

Yeah, I thought the same.

Oh, don’t do that.  Don’t play on my feelings, not after you betrayed me  in the worst possible way.

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So you really think the only reason I went out  with you, the only reason I slept with you  was to steal storylines off your laptop?

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Yeah, as twisted as that sounds,  it is the only possible conclusion  that I can come to.  You saw that I was vulnerable, and you took advantage.  Why don’t you just, like, have the guts and admit it?

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OK. You’re right.  I confess.

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You confess?

Yeah, I confess.  See, I came to town two days ago  after my mother died,  moved in with my cousin, got a job  working as her assistant, saw you at the bar,  found out you were the head writer of “Body & Soul,”  a show I had never heard of in my life.  And because I wanted the fans to know exactly  what was gonna happen on your show  so they wouldn’t have to keep watching,  I got hired as a gossip columnist,  even though my grammar sucks  and I failed th grade English.

Your grammar’s fine.

So I seduced you, and I had sex with you,  and I waited for you to get in the shower  so I can get on your laptop and find your secret files,  and memorize all the details of your oh-so-fascinating stories,  after which I quickly ditched you,  and I came here in the ten minutes  to publish it all.  [soft dramatic music]  So the only thing I did do  was fall for a world-class jerk.

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Honestly, I don’t know what I’m going to do,  but I can’t just sit back  and let Chad do Clyde’s bidding.  It’s– you know what?  I’m sorry about dumping all this on you.

Oh, it’s OK.

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It’s just– I don’t really have anybody  to talk to who gets it.  My family’s wrecked.  My mom was always skeptical, but my dad  really thought Abigail was alive,  and now it’s like he’s lost her all over again.

I’m sorry, JJ.

Thought about going to my Uncle Steve,  but given his history with Clyde,  I’m afraid he would go rogue  and do something to tip Clyde off.

Puts you in a tough position.

I want to find Abigail just as much as Chad does,  and I want Weston put away for good.

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But you’re worried Chad is in over his head.

He just wants it so badly.

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I’m worried about Chad too.  I’m also worried about you.

I’ll be fine.  I’m a trained cop. I’ll figure it out.

I hope so.

Thank you again for listening.

Of course. Any time.

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If we check into the hotel like Clyde wants us to,  we’re just sitting ducks.  He sees us arrive, we have nothing  to protect ourselves, but if someone checks into  the hotel under our names, then we can keep our distance.  We can watch and turn the tables on Clyde  when he arrives to grab me.

It’s not a bad idea.

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But where are we gonna find two people  willing to put their lives on the line  to be decoys for us?

What about my brother?

What about him?

He wants to get my mom home as much as I do,  and I know he would do anything  to try to make up for what he did to you.

Yeah, I bet he would.

He’s worked with Clyde for months, Chad.  He knows how the guy thinks.  He could be a really big help.

Yeah, well, see, there’s a little problem.  Your brother’s in jail.

Yeah.  So was I.

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Jada, you don’t really want me to do this.

Whoa, whoa! Whew! Great, great.  You’re both here.

Mayor Price.

‘Cause we have got trouble.  Now, I just got back from the hospital.  Abraham is flat on his back.  So is Roman.

What?  Oh, my God! What happened?

That we don’t know yet, but I called around to the cast  and crew of “Body & Soul.”  Turns out Johnny is sick too, as is Alex Kiriakis.

Sick with what?

Well, someone sent cupcakes to the cast and crew,  and every person that ate one went down for the count.

Food poisoning?

More like poisoning poisoning.  Kayla’s waiting for the blood test  to come back to identify the toxin.

All right, do we know where the cupcakes came from?

And what makes you think that someone  intentionally poisoned them?

Well, the cupcakes were delivered  to each person’s home, along with this card.

“From your B&S family.”

Mm-hmm.  Except nobody who works there knows anything about it.

OK, so if this person wasn’t on the show,  then how did they get everyone’s addresses?

Good question.

This could be national news if a crime is committed  against a popular TV show. We need to get ahead of it.  Now, Rafe, you need to get to that hospital  and start investigating right now.

Yeah, I’m sorry that this happened,  but, uh, Jada’s gonna have to assign someone else  to the case.

But I want you on it.

Right, but I was just telling Commissioner Hunter  that I am officially resigning from Salem PD.

What? Why?

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Personal reasons.  I’ll be back for my stuff later,  and, uh, I’ll see you at home.

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Well, I can’t believe this.  Rafe is quitting the force?  Did you try to talk him out of it?

Yes, I did.  He was very adamant.  He feels somewhat hurt about being demoted,  and he also said that he doesn’t want  the work dynamic to get in the way of our relationship.

Oh, well, I’m very sorry to hear that.  But now, I hope you know that  that was not my intention when I kept you  in the commissioner’s job.

Yes, yes, I do know that, but here we are.  and Rafe feels very strongly about it,  and I can’t say that I blame him.

Well, if you can’t assign him the cupcake case,  then just, you know, get the best detective you have on it,  because we need to find out who the hell tried to poison  my husband and his coworkers.

I think I can help with that.  [soft dramatic music]

You could talk to your brother again.  EJ got the charges dropped against me.  He could do the same for my brother–

No, it’s never gonna happen.

Why not?

Why?  Because my brother got in serious trouble with the mayor  for getting you out, and your brother’s  facing attempted murder charges for trying to kill yours truly.

He didn’t want to do that, Chad.

OK, well, he was about to do it  whether he wanted to do it or not.  And– and it’s not exactly like getting you out, all right?  I’m– I’m not– I’m not thrilled  at the idea of helping free a guy who tried  to put a bullet in my head.

I understand that.  I get it, OK?  But if it can give us the upper hand with–

No! The answer is no.

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JJ, if there’s anything I can do to help…

No, thank you, but I can’t–  I can’t think of anything right now.

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Yeah, well, um,  I’m here for you and your family.  I mean it.

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And not just because I care about you.  Uh, I know it’s hard to believe,  but I miss your sister…

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And I’m really sad that she’s gone.  I think she deserves to rest in peace.

Yeah.  Yeah, she does.

Also, Clyde Weston, well, he kind of ruined my life,  so I’d love the chance to repay that favor.

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So, uh, whatever you need.

I’ll let you know.

Please do.

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[laughs] It was good to see you, JJ.  Good luck.

Thank you.  You too.

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Javi–

You know, I thought I’d hit the lottery.  [laughs] I met this nice guy  who was also a bit of a bad boy.  He was sexy and funny.  Checked a whole lot of boxes.  And, yeah, I thought we made a real connection too.  And I was sitting here fantasizing  about having sex with you on this desk  before you came walking in here.

You were?

Yeah.  I was.  But that sure as hell is not gonna happen now,  because after the way you talked to me,  I wouldn’t touch you with a -foot pole ever again.  So do me a favor.  Get the hell out before I call security.

Javi, please, just let me explain.

I said…

I was upset and paranoid.

Get out.  [tense music]

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So you think Hattie Adams poisoned those cupcakes?

Mm-hmm.

Do you have proof of this?

Isn’t that where you come in?

But what makes you think it was her?

Because it all adds up.  She had motive.  I fired her from “Body & Soul.”  She was outraged.  She made threats against the show.  And besides that, she has a criminal record.

Would she have contact info for the cast and crew?

Yes, of course.

Do you know where Hattie is now?  You must have had to forward her paycheck.

OK, listen, let’s not get ahead of ourselves, OK?  It’s possible that it was still just food poisoning,  in which case, it would be under the jurisdiction  of Department of Health.  So let’s see what the blood tests show,  and we’ll go from there.

Oh, well, now I am gonna call Kayla right now.  Oh.

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[phone beeps]

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Oh. Ooh.  Ah, hello? Hello?  Hello, Kayla? Yeah, hi.  Um, you know, anything back with those blood tests yet?

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Uh-huh.  Just what I thought.  Thank you.

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The results are back from the lab?

Yep, Uh, those cupcakes were definitely poison.  Ooh.  But luckily, there were not enough toxins  in anyone’s bloodstream to cause major harm.

Ah, so everyone’s OK?

Mm-hmm.  Thank God.  But this sounds like attempted murder to me.

Yeah, I’m gonna get my team on it right away.  And in the meantime, I’ll put an APB out for Hattie Adams.

Well, if we can’t get my brother to help us  pull one over on Clyde, who else is there?

I’ll find someone.

Like who?  Well, not him. It’s too dangerous.

What’s going on?

Um, Clyde called a little while ago.  He, uh, wants me and Cat to meet him at our hotel.  Time and place TBD.

OK. What else did he say?

Just that he wants me to hand over Cat, no questions asked.  But we’re trying to figure out a way  to stay a step ahead of him.

How?

By sending in decoys to check in.  So, um, I’m thinking that–  that if–

I’m in.

No. You– you didn’t let me finish.

No, I don’t need you to.  Of course, I’ll do it.

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You realize how dangerous this is gonna be?

I do, and I don’t care.

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OK.  All right.  Um, well, we’re gonna have to find someone  to play Mrs. Chad DiMera.  Got any ideas?

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Actually, I think I do.

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Your drink looks good.  What’s in it?

Mezcal grapefruit soda.  Little bit of jalapeno.

Spicy.

You want to try it?

You don’t mind?

No, I definitely don’t mind.  Go for it.  [relaxing music]

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Mm. That is good.  Sorry.  I guess I didn’t realize how thirsty I was.

[laughs] Join the club.  I mean, I like this place, but the waiters  have a tendency to disappear.  What’s in a caipirinha?

It’s cachaça, lime,  and a little bit of sugar.  It’s refreshing if you like something sweet.

I like sweet, sometimes.

Well, I’ll share mine if it ever arrives.  It’s only fair.

[laughs] Good.  [soft dramatic music]

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Oh, good. He’s gone.  Can I have my office back now?

Sure.  And for the record, Leo and I are done.

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Honey, I told you not to eat that cupcake, didn’t I?  All right. No, feel better.  I’ll call you later.  OK, sweetie, bye. Hey!  Hey, hey, hey.  What happened with spoiler gate?  What did the perp have to say?

Well, I confronted the guy.

And? What happened?

I think I made a huge mistake.  [dramatic music]

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THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!

I was just going to go online to see what people are saying.

OK.

What the–

What is it? What’s wrong?

Lady Whistleblower is “back”?

Finally.

Cuz, hi.

Where the hell have you been?

I thought you were Lady Whistleblower?

So did I.

Well, what did she say, whoever she is?

“Lady W here.  I’ve been gone for a spell.  But now I’m back.  And get comfortable, dear reader,  for I have returned to my rightful position  as the all-seeing, all-knowing frenemy to all.  And, darlings, Lady W just caught  the premiere of “Body & Soul.”  And, boy, do I have opinions.  That premiere left me on the edge of my seat.  You too?  Dying to know what happens next?  Well, gird your loins, my angels,  because Lady Whistleblower’s got the scoop.”  Scoop? What scoop?

I’m not sure I want to know.

“If you like spoilers,  you’ve come to the right place.”

Well, that looks yummy.  Is that a new addition to your dessert menu?

No, I did not get into the bakery game.  Someone sent these to the cast and crew of “Body & Soul”  for Premiere Day.

Yeah, but you are not part of the cast or crew.  So how did you rate?

Katie was kind enough to give me hers.

Oh, aren’t you lucky?  So who sent them?

I don’t know.  But whoever did, I am very, very grateful.

Everything all right with Joy?

Yeah, yeah, she just– you know,  she was just eager to get home and prep for tomorrow’s shoot,  like she said.

Oh. OK.  Well, thank you for checking.

You too, huh?

Well, looking over my scenes for tomorrow,  yeah.  Oh, wow, it’s– it’s actually crazy.  I forgot how much goes back to the first episode.

What do you mean?

Well, if Arrow had just told Faith the truth  from the very beginning,  then it just would have saved them both a lot of heartache,  you know?  So I totally get where Faith is coming from.  I mean, the crime is not even as bad  as the cover-up in this case.  It’s worse.  It’s much worse.  [dramatic music]

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Johnny?  Johnny?  Hello?

Sorry, I– yeah, I must have–  must have spaced out for a minute.

OK. Is something wrong?  Johnny, what is it?  [soft orchestration]  announcer: Like sands through the hourglass,  so are the “Days of Our Lives.”

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Girl, it’s all good.

Excuse me?

I might have been a teensy bit late.  But I am here now.  And I am making my A-list cousin  and her blazing hot company look good.

A teensy bit late?  I’ve been here for hours, Javi–  white-knuckling it without my soy latte,  I might add, because you were nowhere to be found.  I finally gave in and poured myself a cup  of swill from the kitchenette.

Oh, I’m sorry.  But I did send you a text.

The text, right.  The incredibly informative text.  “Something suddenly came up.”  Could you have maybe been a little bit more specific?

Fine.  If you must know, I was with Leo Stark.

Spoilers?  What does she mean by spoilers?

More like spoiled, like last week’s hollandaise.

OK, what else does she say?

Oh, my God.  Oh, my God. I feel a panic attack coming on.

What is it? What can I do?  What can I do?

Just hold my hand, OK?

No, I will hold your hand.

I’ve got all the symptoms. My–my heart is racing.  My mouth is dry. My ears are ringing.  And my tongue is starting to swell.  Does it look bigger to you?

No, it doesn’t look any bigger.  But, well, I don’t know what your tongue–

Of course.  How would you know what my tongue looks like?  Just hold my hand while I read the rest, OK?

I won’t let it go.

OK, here goes.  “In the premiere episode airing today,  it looked as though Kassandra Lovegood  was doomed to die of a disfiguring disease.  But plot twist, everyone, she will be spared  when her son Arrow returns from the jungle  with a lifesaving begonia.”

Doesn’t that happen next week?

End of next week.

OK, maybe you should–

No, no, no.  I need to see what this riffraff rip-off artist knows.  “Still with me, Pineview Heads?  You might have thought Kassandra  would wind up six feet under.  But Charlemagne’s headed for the sub-sub-sub-sub-basement  when her shenanigans catch up with her  and she takes a header down the elevator shaft.”  Oh, my God.  I don’t believe this. It’s all in here.  My story is ruined. Completely ruined!  [hyperventilating]  [knocking]

Mm.  Joy, hey.

Hi, Alex.  I’m sorry to just show up like this.  But I got your address off the show’s contact list.

Oh.  OK, yeah, no problem. Did you want to come in?

Are you sure?

Yeah, come on.

OK.  I–I tried calling.  I texted too. But you didn’t answer.

Oh, I’m sorry.  My ringer must be off.

OK, so it’s not a bad time?  You’re not busy?

No, I’m just having a little cupcake.  What can I do for you?

Well, I was actually hoping to maybe go over  some of my scenes for next week,  learn my lines a little bit better.  Does the constant freaking out about forgetting them  ever go away?

Oh, my God.  I hope so. But not for me yet.

Oh, great. Well, that’s too bad.  Anyway, I was just thinking, since today is a dark day  for the show and we have a couple of big scenes coming up,  maybe we could rehearse a little bit?

Sure, yeah, please.  Did you watch the show today, the premiere?

Yeah. Yeah, I did. It was great.  Chanel actually invited me over to watch with her and Johnny.

Really?  That must have been tense.

Why would you say that? [nervously chuckles]

Johnny, are– are you all right?

Actually, no, I’m not.

Well, what’s wrong? What is it?

Ooh.

Johnny, you look really pale.

Ooh. Oh, no. OK. Ugh.  [tense music]

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How could this have happened?  All my hours and hours of work ruined.

You stop talking like that right now.  Do you hear me?  Leo, nothing is ruined. So what?  Some people know what’s going to happen on the show.  I was watching “Beverly Hills Housewives” last night, right?  And I know exactly what’s going to happen  when Annemarie throws that party  for Diamonds and Diplomats.  But you know what?  I’m now even more excited to watch the next episode.

Well, maybe that works for  the “Housewives of Beverly Hills,” Bonnie,  but not for “Body & Soul.”  Oh, my God.  The show has barely hit the internet,  and already an audience can pass  a pop quiz on a whole month’s worth of episodes.  They know you’re going to be saved by the miracle begonia  and that Charlemagne is going to take a tumble  down the elevator shaft.

OK, OK.  I see your point.  But let’s try to look at the bright side.  I mean, my fans will be happy, right?  I mean, they’ll keep watching even after my deathbed scenes.

No, the reward for watching is the surprise that you live!  There would have been parties dancing in the street.  People would have been kissing perfect strangers.  Now they have no reason to tune in  when Arrow shows up with that begonia.

Calm down, Leo!  Some people like spoilers.

Well, I am not one of them.  And where would Lady Plagiarizer  have even gotten any of this information?  Where could it have come from?  [curious music]

You were with Leo?  Damn it, Javi.  Did I or did I not tell you to stay away from–

You’re not the boss of me, prima.

That’s exactly what I am.  But since your tush is parked in my chair,  maybe you’re confused about that.  I don’t understand, Javi.  I’ve warned you about that jerk and how he tried to come  in between Will and Sonny.

That was a warning?  Because, you see, the part about Leo  and Sonny having sex on the desk actually intrigued me.  Made me want to get to know him better.  Which I did.

Which–are you telling me–

Yeah, that’s what I’m telling you.  I spent the night in Leo Stark’s hotel room.  And guess what?  I had a really great time.  And I enjoyed every minute of it, in fact.  And I like him.

Well, I’m guessing you didn’t hear about Johnny  and Chanel’s little misunderstanding.

Oh, that.  Yeah, yeah, I heard all about that.

OK, then you know that it was pretty embarrassing  for all concerned.  I mean, nothing against Johnny.  He’s a good guy, good director.  But if Seth Burns told me that my wife was having sex on set  with a costar, I would have done a little more checking  into that story before just running off  half-cocked, which Johnny did.

Yeah, I heard.

Man, he’s lucky that didn’t cost him his marriage.  Seriously, that’s how upset Chanel was that day.

Yeah, I guess it was pretty bad.  But, I mean, when I was watching the show with them  earlier, they seemed to be getting along just fine.  I mean, seems like they’re both moving on.

Good. Well, I’m glad to hear.

I mean, we all have a job to do, right?  So it’s probably best if that whole situation can just,  you know, stay in the past.

Totally agree.  For sure.

Oh, there you are.  I was just about to come check on you.  How are you feeling?

Not good.  I think I must be coming down with something.  Maybe some kind of stomach bug.

Oh, no.  OK, come on, you need to go lie down.  All right, I’m taking you upstairs.

Ugh. Good.

Mm.

[chuckles]  Ooh.

Damn, that was good.

Yeah, I could tell.  I mean, you devoured it in two giant bites.

Oh, I didn’t offer you any.

No, please. I–I don’t want any.  Listen, I’m just giving you a hard time because, you know,  I do believe that you deserve a treat  after being Kate’s biggest cheerleader through all this.  But, look, the day has finally actually happened.

It has, indeed. Did you catch the episode?

No, no, I didn’t.  I–I actually slept at the hospital last night  so I could monitor Sarah.

Sarah?  Did she have a setback?

No, no.  Actually, you know, kind of the opposite.  In fact, we’re very hopeful that she’s  going to walk again soon.

What?

Yeah.  I mean, good old Dr. Rolf–  a genius, though wacko scientist–  has developed a serum that could possibly  reverse her paralysis.

I mean, that’s incredible.  But the serum, is it–is it safe?

Well, there’s always a lot of unanswered questions  with something so experimental.  But Sarah and Xander were willing to take a chance on it.  So we started last night.

And?

And so far, no adverse reaction.  I mean, wouldn’t it be amazing, Roman,  if Sarah could walk again and run and play  with her daughter and–  and dance with her husband?

Yes, I mean, that would be a miracle.  But you know what?  No matter what, I do know that Sarah’s–  Sarah’s going to be in great hands because, I mean,  there are, you know, there are doctors,  and then there is Dr. Kayla Johnson.

I appreciate that.  But I’ll tell you something.  Dr. Kayla Johnson is a little concerned about  Mr. Roman Brady’s health at the moment.

What? I mean, why?

Well, because you are starting  to look a little green around the gills, big brother.  [unsettling music]

Stop pretending, damn it.  We both know what you want.

I know what I want.

Or so you think.  You are deluding yourself, Arrow.

Or is it possible that you’re the one who’s deluded?  Is it possible that you are in denial about my love for Faith?

Please.  You know damn well that goody-two-shoes  will never be enough for you.  You need a real woman.  Someone who knows what makes you happy and satisfied.  You need me.  [sultry music]

“On Arrow, tempted.”  Wow! Good!

You really think so?

Yes, I think so.

Oh, my God.  I feel like it’s all I can do to memorize my lines.  And you, wow, you– you’re such a pro.

Oh, my God. Not at all.  That’s the last thing I am. Are you kidding me?  I’m completely new to this stuff, too.  Seriously, my whole life was on a completely different track  before all this.  And then, I don’t know, it all just kind of blew up,  career-wise, romance-wise.

Oh. That doesn’t sound fun.

Nah.  It was tough for a little while.  But, you know, after all the drama,  I just needed something new, you know?  So this happened.  And I’m grateful.  You know, I love this job.  It’s fun. It’s exciting.

Yeah.  Yeah, for me, too.  I love this job.

Good.  I’m glad.  A little advice, though.  Don’t sleep with your coworkers.  [tense music]

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Yeah, saltines and ginger ale.

Oh, yeah.  Well, I’m not sure I can keep that down or anything down.

Well, you have to have something in your stomach,  all right?  And that’s what Mama used to always give me when I was sick.  Bland is your friend right now, OK?

You take such good care of me.

Oh, this is nothing.  Play your cards right,  and I might even make you some Jell-O.

Oh, Chanel, I don’t deserve you.

I’m serious. You look–you look terrible.

Well, gee. Gee, thanks, Sis.

No, no, you look greener and paler by the second.  You know, you’re definitely warm.

OK, Sis.  You know, now that you mention it, I–  you know what, I don’t feel good.  I–I don’t feel good at all.  Not at all.

You like Leo Stark?

What’s not to like?  He’s funny. He’s interesting.  He’s hot. He’s romantic.

Ugh.  Are we talking about the same Leo Stark?

I had a really great time, like I said.  We ordered room service. We watched his show.

Oh.  Well, that may have all seemed romantic.  And Leo may be funny and interesting.  But he is also totally self-consumed,  not to mention lacking anything even resembling integrity.  He’s a world-class creep, Javi.

Yeah?  Well, I didn’t get a creepy vibe from him at all.  And I will repeat, I like him.

Well, don’t say that I didn’t warn you that being with Leo  is a recipe for disaster.  You’re just setting yourself up for heartbreak, Javi.

So I can’t judge my own love life?

I’m talking about someone who could ruin your life.  I’m just looking out for you.

Are you?

What does that mean?

You’re making this about me, protecting me.  But I’m starting to think it’s all about you.

Someone had to give this so-called lady all the goss.  But who?

Maybe someone left a script laying around.

It’s too much information for one script.  This is weeks of story.  Maybe it was someone in the cast.

Don’t look at me.  I didn’t tell anyone anything.

OK, Justin.  But it couldn’t possibly be him.  First, he’s a good person.  And secondly, he wants this show to succeed.  And thirdly, he can’t keep any of the names  of the characters straight.  He keeps calling Faith “Charity.”

OK. So it’s not him since whoever squealed  knows all the characters.  More proof it’s someone who works on the show.

Oh, come on.  There’s got to be a way to figure this out.  Let’s read some more.  Maybe there’s a clue.

“Don’t you worry, all you Charlemagne-iacs out there.  The good Ms. Delacroix might only be mostly dead.  You didn’t hear it from me, but it looks like she’ll be making  a triumphant return soon as part of the upcoming  Pineview Plunger story.”

Pineview Plunger?  What the hell is a Pineview Plunger?

It’s a serial killer story that came to me  in a dream on Halloween.

Oh, come on.  How could this mystery gossip columnist  possibly know what you’re dreaming?

Because when I woke up, I wrote it all up on my laptop.  What are you doing?  Oh, my God.

What is it? What’s wrong?

No, it’s impossible.  It is literally, figuratively,  every other-ively an impossibility.  He can’t be Lady Whistleblower.  Behold.  Everything that will befall the citizens of Pineview  for the next three months is resting in this very laptop,  waiting for me to bring it to life.  All the drama, the intrigue, the romance.

Wow.  I bet your fans would kill to see what’s on there.

No!

Gabriella, I love you.  You know that.  But this isn’t you trying to protect me from heartbreak.

Of course it is–

No, this is you full of your own heartbreak  because your husband stepped out on you,  he divorced you, he deserted you.  Did I leave anything out?

You think I don’t want you to be happy  because Stefan hurt me?  You really think I’m that selfish?

No.  But maybe you’re hurting so much  that you are afraid that someone you care about  is taking a risk because you’re down on love,  which I would be, too, if I went through what you did.  I’m just saying.

No, but this isn’t–I–  look, I mean, I wouldn’t–  Or maybe I would.  Maybe this is about me being hurt.  Having my heart broken…  and not wanting the same thing to happen to you.

Come here.

[sighs] Cook got very territorial when I tried  to make your Jell-O.  So I decided to be the bigger person and step aside.  It’ll be ready in a couple of hours.

When I was a kid, he used to always make me  Jell-O when I was sick.

Mm.  More ginger ale?

No, I’m good.

Maybe another blanket?

Yeah. Actually, I’m a little chilled.

Actually, I have a better idea.

Chanel, no, no. You’re going to get sick, too.

For you, I’ll risk it.  [tender music]

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Right, right.  You hooked up with the show’s publicist, Stephanie.

Yeah, yeah. I kind of messed that one up.  Almost cost her her job.

Well, maybe it wasn’t your fault.  Maybe it was the curse.

[laughs]  The curse. You heard about that, too, huh?

That they fired an actor who put a curse on the show  for revenge?

Ugh.

Yeah, I heard about that.

Yeah, Hattie.  She used to play Charlemagne.

God, it sounds more like a plot line than reality.

I know, right? Seriously.  She overplayed her hand on that one.  Next thing she knew, character’s just tumbling down  an elevator shaft.

Yeah, but maybe she had enough time  to put her hex on everybody before she went and split.

Yeah, I don’t know how much I believe in all that,  any more than I believe  that these lovely little cupcakes are poisoned.  Mmm.  Mm.

Roman?  Kayla gave me the message.  What happened?

It’s nothing.  My little sister overreacted.  That’s all. I’m fine.

Fine?  You got violently ill and almost lost consciousness.

What?  Well, what do you think it is?  I mean, is there a bug going around?  Do you think it’s food poisoning?

Hey, the only thing I ate this morning was your cupcake.

Oh, my.

Oh, my, what?

I just had to bring Abe home early from work  because he ate a cupcake, and he got sick.  I mean, I thought maybe it just disagreed with him.  But now I–

Don’t tell me we are dealing with tainted baked goods again.

Why did you think that cupcake was poisoned?

Oh, I didn’t.  My stepmom was ready to call the CDC on everyone  who got them from “Body & Soul.”  She thinks it’s, like, Hattie’s revenge or something like that.  So she took mine and threw it in the trash.

The one you just ate?

Yes, that’s the one. Five-second rule.

That’s not really a thing, you know.

Honestly, though, it was in a box.

Far be it from me to judge.

Thank you.  Regardless, Bonnie was wrong because I feel fine.  Cupcake’s not poisoned.  Actually, it was delicious.

Roman, I would like to draw your blood  so we can see what’s in your system.  And I’d also like to test the cupcake.

Well, I’m afraid I ate the evidence.

Oh.  Well, Abe demolished his cupcake.

Well, do you know where they’re from?

Well, there was no label on the box.  But first bakery that comes to mind is Sweet Bits.  But after last year’s debacle with the biscuits, I just–  I’d hate to think that somebody’s  out to get Chanel again.

Well, so would I, but I think we need to get to the bottom  of this, and fast.

OK, I’m going to go notify the cast and crew.  Are you OK here–

I’m fine.  Look, feeling better already.

OK.

OK?

All right.  Well, I’m going to run by Sweet Bits as well  and see perhaps if someone put in an order there.  I’ll be back.

This is really nice.

What?  What could be nice about lying in bed with a stomach bug?

Laying in bed with a stomach bug with you.

Mm.  That’s so sweet.

You know,  I love you so much, Chanel.  You mean everything to me.  Having you, having this,  I just never want to lose it.

Why would you think that you would lose it?

[laughs] Damn.  There goes my mascara.

I am so sorry that Stefan hurt you.  But he is not worth your tears  if he didn’t know how lucky he was to have you.

You’re just saying that to make me feel better.  So keep it coming. [laughs]

You’re an amazing person.  And I am proud to be your cousin.

Right back at you, Javier.  I’m sorry I gave you such a hard time about Leo.

So does that mean that you’re going to back off?  Because like I said, I like him a lot.  I felt like we had a real connection.  So I need your support on this.  Will you stop trash talking the guy?

No, it can’t be.

What can’t be?

I mean, he wouldn’t.

Who wouldn’t?

Why would he?

All right, that’s a who, what, and a why.  I don’t even know what you’re talking about.

It makes no sense.  He already has a job.

Ugh, I love my cousin, but, man, is she frugal.  Ugh.  And she’s barely paying me above minimum wage  to be at her beck and call for /.

That’s not right. You need to ask for a raise.

I mean, maybe at some point, but in the meantime,  I’ve got to find another gig to make ends meet.

Another gig, indeed.

Leo.  Leo!  Are–are you coming back here?

I’m just–  I’m so lucky to have you.  I–I truly–  I love you so much.  And I don’t know, if–  if any–I don’t know, if something–

Johnny. Johnny. Johnny, listen to me, OK?  You are not going to lose me.  We have been through way too much.  And we just went through this really tough thing.  But it’s not like it was unfixable, OK?  I love you, too, Johnny.  And I am not going anywhere.  [poignant music]

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OK, I’m going to get this to the lab.  And they’ll let us know what’s going on.

You think it could be the cupcakes?  I mean, maybe somebody tampered with them?

Well, it’s certainly possible.  I just hope that anybody else who got one is OK.

You can deny all you want, Arrow.  But I know you want me.

Don’t, don’t, don’t, don’t. [clears throat] Don’t touch me.  I feel like I’m going to be sick.

No, Alex, your next line is–

No, I’m gonna– I’m gonna be sick.  Ugh!

Oh, Kate, hi.

Bonnie, please, tell me you didn’t  eat one of those cupcakes.

Sure didn’t.

Oh, good, good.  Abe and Roman both ate one.  They both got really, really sick.

I knew it.  I suspected there was something up with those cupcakes.  That’s why I made sure Alex didn’t eat his.  Thank God.  Jeez.  Could this day get any worse?

What does that mean?

You didn’t see?  Oh, apparently, there’s a new Lady Whistleblower in town.  And somehow she got a hold of Leo’s stories,  and she ran the spoilers in her column.

Oh, my–what?

I know, I know, I know.  But the good news is, Leo seemed to know who did it.  Well, he ran off before he told me who that was.

So, what do you say?  Are you going to let me date Leo in peace?

Fine.  You’re a grown ass man capable of making  your own life decisions.  So I will refrain from commenting from now on.

Leo?

Hi. Hi.

Hello, Leo.

I need to speak to you in private.

Of course.  Do you mind?

No problem.  I have a meeting to get to anyway.  Uh, and just so you know, Leo,  you mess with him, you mess with me.

Sorry about my cousin. She’s just being protective.  It’s so good to see you.

Get your hands off me.

What’s wrong?

Plenty is wrong.  Wrong and dishonest and unethical and downright–

Leo, what the hell?

I know what you did, Javi.  And you’re not going to get away with this.  [tense music]

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