Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Sally: What are you smiling at?

Nick: Do I need a reason to smile at you?

Sally: No. Well, I guess not.

Nick: I mean, you walk into a room, and this is what happens to my face.

****************************

Adam: I… I assume that you would be concerned about how I was going to react, so I wanted to address it head on and quickly… so you could rest easy. I mean, you seem relieved now.

Sally: I am. And I appreciate that.

Adam: And it’s also because I wanted to say these things out loud so I could hold myself accountable. It’s like I’m making a vow. I mean, we have a long road ahead of us, so it’s good to set the ground rules early, right?

Sally: Wow. This is the most mature I’ve ever seen you act.

Adam: [Chuckles] What, like — like an actual grown-up?

Sally: [Chuckles] Well, I mean, I wouldn’t get that carried away.

Adam: Come on.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Monday, February 27, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Daniel: So, are we back to not talking about things? Because I know that’s what you said you wanted, but then you started venting, which admittedly has me a little confused. Is venting considered talking? Am I supposed to respond? Do I just pretend like nothing happened? Because I’m good either way.

Lily: [Chuckles] Oh, god. We were talking. You know…
Daniel: [Exhales sharply] Right, just talking without the words. Yeah. Got it

**********************************

Lily: [Laughs] Hi, Daniel.

Daniel: [Laughs] Yeah, um, let’s see. It’s only been a couple of days since the woman who was supposed to go through the rest of my life with me told me that she’s in love with another man. My — my daughter — I don’t know when I’m gonna see her again — or if. “If.” Yeah. Oh, and the cherry on top of this disaster Sunday — my mother can’t stop inserting herself into my life.

Lily: Oh, god.

Daniel: And what grown man doesn’t want that?

Lily: I know. I know.

Daniel: Yeah. Your turn.

Lily: [Chuckling] Oh. Oh, god. Okay. Um… hi. I’m Lily.

Daniel: Hi, Lily.

Lily: Hi. My life is in shambles. Uh, let’s see. I am dealing with the heartbreak of breaking up with my boyfriend, who was also my COO.
Daniel: Mm.

Lily: So, yeah. And, um, I am entering a lawsuit, not with a company, but with my brother.

Daniel: Wow.

Lily: Yep. Right?

Daniel: Wow.

Lily: [Laughs] Oh, god.

Daniel: [Sighs] You know, I am sorry that Billy let you down and that you have to go through all this crap with Devon.

Lily: Thank you.

Daniel: [Sighs]

Lily: And I think that Heather is crazy for moving on without letting you show her how much you’ve changed.

Daniel: Mm. Well…

[Chuckles]

Look at us, huh? Just a pathetic pair of brokenhearted fools.

Lily: Yep. Yep.

Daniel: What happened? We weren’t always like this.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Friday, February 24, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Heather: Okay, and you gathered a lot of gifts.

Lucy: I think have everything.

Heather: Do we need to buy a new suitcase?

Lucy: I don’t think so.

Heather: Lucky duck.

Lucy: I am, like, a really good packer.

Heather: Can you help me?

Lucy: Sure.

Heather: Can I outsource my packing?

***************************************

Phyllis: Okay, I have no interest in aligning with you and whatever scheme you have planned that you came back in town to execute. See, it may seem like I’m at my breaking point to you… but I am not. And, yeah, it does bother me that Diane has conned so many people in town and they believe she’s an angel, while I keep on getting in trouble for trying to take her down.

Jeremy: My, Diane really gets under your skin.

Phyllis: When it seems like I don’t have options is when i double down. And I don’t need someone like you to help me. I know how to get what I want.

Jeremy: Hmm. How about… I could offer you a plan that would guarantee bringing Diane down and at the same time giving you an escape from all the blame and hate that you’ve been receiving all the time now, even from your own son.

Phyllis: I don’t need an escape from anything. My relationships with people in my life that matter are just fine. I don’t need you. Keep your schemes to yourself. I’m not interested.

Jeremy: Right. And you keep telling yourself that.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Thursday, February 23, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Kyle: Please don’t say no.

Summer: Kyle… I asked you to give me some time.

Kyle: Now I’m asking for the same thing — time together, an hour to ourselves, without interruptions, where you can enjoy your favorite chicken salad, sparkling rosé while I plead, grovel, beg, attempt to be mildly entertaining and generally throw myself at your mercy.

Summer: This wasn’t some silly fight that’s going to be solved with a few “I’m sorries.”

Kyle: I promise to be charming, as well as contrite. Look — whether you stay or go, I’m going to keep apologizing until you hear me. I overstepped with Victor. And I own that. But, worse yet, I lied to you about it. And that is unacceptable. I thought I could control the situation, protect Jabot, and benefit from the results. It wasn’t till I saw the effect it was having on the people I loved the most that I was able to overcome my foolish pride and admit that I made a mistake.

Summer: Chicken salad, huh?

Kyle: With sliced red grapes and walnuts on a fresh croissant with that triple-cream brie you love. And for dessert, your favorite citrus tart.
Summer: All washed down with some sparkling rosé? You really think of everything.

Kyle: I try.

[ ***************************

Billy: You should leave the jokes to me, Jack. I’m the funny one in the family.

Jack: It’s not a joke.

Billy: Okay. Do you recall the last time that I ran Jabot? It didn’t go so well, except for the guy that I lost the company yacht to in a poker game. Went fantastic for him.

Jack: You would not be running it solo. There is more than enough work for both of us. Besides, if I could give you a hand up in your journey of self-discovery, or whatever we’re calling it these days, so much the better.

Billy: Okay. “A,” you’ve never taken me seriously, okay? And for good reason. And your last little comment right there actually proves the point. And “b,” I’ll figure myself out, alright? I don’t need a handout.

Jack: Would you relax? This is not a mercy hire. You are an Abbott. This business belongs to both of us.

Billy: On a technicality, yeah.

Jack: Furthermore, when you are focused, when you are determined, when you are not sabotaging yourself, you are a creative, insightful executive whose opinion matters. Look — you would be an asset here or anywhere else. I know I have questioned whether or not you fit into the corporate life, but I’d be willing to give it another try. Hell, I’d be grateful. Look — this could be your chance to find out how and where you want to be for the long haul.

Billy: Well, thank you for the kind words, but we both know my pattern, okay? I get the slightest whiff of responsibility, and I crash and burn.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Wednesday, February 22, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Tucker: Hey! Sorry, I think I must have misheard you. You say you acquired my debt and now you own me?

Ashley: Yes, I said that.

Tucker: No, you can’t just drop a bomb like that and walk away from me.

Ashley: I can do whatever the hell I want. I bought your debt. I bought you. I’m in control now.

*********************************

Connor: Hey, dad. I need your help with something.

Adam: Uh, I am ready to go. What are we working on?

Chelsea: The school project is a good old-fashioned family tree.

Connor: And the Newman branches are pretty complicated. They’re getting kind of twisty.

Adam: [Chuckling] Yeah. The Newmans are famous for their twisty branches. So, how can I help?


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Tuesday, February 21, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Adam: Boy or girl? Have they told you?

Sally: Not yet. Just the paternity.

Adam: Well, if it’s a girl, um, I hope she has your beauty and intelligence and passion.

Sally: And what do you hope she gets from you?

Adam: My sardonic wit.

Sally: God, I hope not.

[Chuckles]

Adam: And my chin. You know, I have — I have a good, strong chin.
Sally: You do.

Adam: Oh, a daughter. Wow, I would — I want to build her things, you know?
Sally: Like what? A dollhouse?

Adam: Tree house, maybe. You know, make it — make it huge. Like an aircraft carrier and just deck it out with levers and pulleys. Really elaborate, you know?

Sally: [Chuckles] That’s so funny. I-I always wanted a tree house as a kid. You know, a place to call my own. But we were always on the road when I was little. It’s actually really nice to think of raising a kid in one place.

Adam: Well, I would make sure that you two have the perfect home. Plenty of room. And Connor would love to have a sister.

Sally: Wait, what if it’s a boy?

Adam: A boy? Sure. Sure. Connor would love to have a little brother that he could boss around. Another son. Me and my boys. I’d like that. That sounds good.

Sally: I really like seeing you like this. That’s how you were when we first got together.

Adam: I’m always like this. You know, sometimes you just have to look a little harder. But it’s always me. I’m right here. And, Sally, I will always be right here for you. Okay, I know that I’ve asked you this, and I’m going to ask you again for everything that it means to our child…marry me.

*************************************

Adam: What — what is this?

Nick: What is what, Adam? We’re together. This news doesn’t change anything.

Adam: No, no, this changes everything. Are you — are you really telling me you don’t care that the baby is mine?

Nick: I don’t care at all, alright, and you need to understand that. It’s like I love Christian as much as I love my other kids.

Adam: When — when I allowed you to raise Christian, I was in a different point in my life. This is my baby with Sally, and I’m not just going to sit on the sidelines, okay? I will be damned if you think that I’m just going to step aside.

Nick: Nobody’s asking you to step aside, but we’re together. You’re not going to use this baby to try and get her back.

Adam: This is how it started with Sage and Christian.

Nick: No, it didn’t. You are misremembering the situation to make yourself out as a victim yet again. Oh, poor Adam.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Monday, February 20, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Chloe: Never stop believing.

Sally: You’re pretty amazing. You know that?

Chloe: [Chuckles] Well, it’s just who I am.

Sally: No, I’m serious. You’ve been a really good friend to me. It’s been a long, long time since I’ve had a best friend like you.

Chloe: [Chuckles] Well, I was recently reminded that when you care about a friend, you let them know. So, this is me letting you know, no matter what, rain or shine, you can always count on me.

********************************

Tucker: You’re enjoying this, aren’t you?

Ashley: [Chuckles] Maybe a little bit.

Tucker: Mm-hmm.

Ashley: I think it’s good for you to be put to the test.

Tucker: Well, you got your wish.

Ashley: I certainly did. And for the record… I bought your debt. I own you. I’m not gonna make it easy for you.


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Y&R Best Lines Friday, February 17, 2023

Y&R logo

Best Lines provided by Eva

Jeremy: Could I get a large coffee to go, please? You know, you and I have a lot more in common than you think.

Victor: Really?

Jeremy: Like our mutual disdain for Jack and Diane.

Victor: Uh-huh. Maybe we could use that to our advantage.

Victor: I despise both of them. But the enemy of my enemy doesn’t make you my friend.

***************************

Kyle: That was the person who was the victim of my scheme with Victor. He has forgiven me. Why can’t you?

Summer: Yeah, he forgave you because he’s not married to you


Back to the GH Best Lines Page

Back to the main GH Page

GH cast animated GIF

Days Short Recap Friday March 31, 2023

Daytime Soap Opera Short Recaps

Days of Our Lives logo

Recap written by Michele and Cheryl

John brought Marlena home. He couldn’t believe she was there. She said she couldn’t imagine what he has gone through. He said it was hard on the kids. She wanted to tell them. He called Belle and Eric. When they showed up, they argued over Sloan. John told them to stop arguing. He told them they found Megan. They were glad that she was found so she could pay for killing their mother. John said she couldn’t. They wanted to know why. Marlena came out and said she was alive. Hope saw Harris handcuffed to his bed. She said the doctors were trying to find out if he was too dangerous to be set free. She said she was confident that he has been deprogrammed. He said it was a gamble for the ISA to let him go free. He said the best thing to do was to make him disappear. She said she wouldn’t let that happen. Andrew walked in and told them Megan was in custody. He said Marlena and Kayla were alive. He said Kayla was abducted. Hope said she could get Megan to talk. Bo took Kayla to a house. Kayla wanted to know where they were. She yelled at him about the things they went through to get there. He said Victor grew up there. He welcomed her to Greece. He said Victor bought the house and wanted it to look the way it did to remind him of when he was poor. He said it was where Victor started his dream of building an empire. He said he would build one too. She told him they needed to go back to Salem so he could get his head on straight. He said he never felt clearer in his life. He said he had a clear path and could go down the path he was destined for. She told him the Kiriakis empire was a crime syndicate. She said Victor was ruthless. She said the Bradys were rich in love. He said his childhood was full of lies, not love. He said he was over being controlled by other people. He said he would decide who he was. She reminded him of his children and family. He said this was his family.

Steve went to see Megan in jail. He told her to stop stalling and tell him where Kayla was. She said she didn’t know. He asked her who had Kayla. His phone rang. He answered the phone. It was Stephanie. He told her Megan was in custody and her mother was alive. Stephanie asked to talk to her. He said she was abducted, but he wouldn’t rest until he found her. When he got off the phone, he went back to Megan. She said she would tell him where Kayla was if he got her full immunity. He didn’t take the deal. She asked to be transferred to Statesville. She said she refused to live where she wouldn’t exist. She told him to make it happen or he would never see Kayla again. Belle and Eric were happy to see Marlena. She wanted to know why they were yelling. They apologized. She said she wanted them to make up. She asked if they could do that for her. They agreed to do it. Bo stopped Kayla from leaving. He said he needed her help. He took out the orchid and Rolf’s notes from a crate. They talked about Rolf’s serum to reverse the aging process. He said he needed someone who knew science and medicine. He said he needed someone he trusted. She asked if he was planning to build an empire on a flower. Hope went to see Megan at the prison. She told Megan that Harris was deprogrammed and was back to the hero he was before she brainwashed him. Megan thought Hope was falling for Harris. She was curious as to whether Harris was the man for Hope. She asked if Hope was ready to give up everyone for Harris. Steve came back. He said Shane agreed to Megan’s deal. He said she would get 20 years in Statesville with no possibility of parole providing she gives the information on Kayla. When she signed the deal, he asked her where Kayla was. Andrew thanked Harris for helping capture Megan. He said they were all in his debt. Harris said he wanted his life and career back, but he knew that wasn’t possible. Andrew said if the tests proved he wasn’t under Megan’s control, he would be free. When Bo went to make soup, Kayla looked through Rolf’s notes. She found a phone in Bo’s bag, she called Steve, but he didn’t answer the phone. She called someone else. She called Stephanie.

Back to the Daytime Recaps Page

Days of Our Lives cast animated GIF