Days of Our Lives Best Lines
Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl
(to Leo)
Javi: Who do you have to sleep with to get a drink around here?
(to Leo when he thought his dimples attracted him)
Javi: Creative guys are my weakness, but creative guys with dimples? Guardame.
Kristen: I’m too work up.
Brady: I know. Me too.
Kristen: I mean, especially after I talked to EJ.
Brady: Talked to—what are you, a glutton for punishment?
Kristen: No. I mean, he was actually kind of being great.
Brady: EJ?
Kristen: Yeah.
Brady: EJ DiMera? Great?
Kristen: Well, we do have our moments sometimes.
Leo: You just focus on planning an unforgettable bachelor party. Although now that I think about it, the ones people can actually remember are probably the best ones.
Javi: Well, a night of debauchery is my plausible deniability.
Leo: Don’t forget—more alcohol, the better. Words to live by.
Doug: This is supposed to be the time of your life that people write songs about.
Holly: I’m sure a ton of people write songs about their boyfriends getting another girl pregnant, too.
(about EJ)
Kristen: He seemed curious about some of the more, well, shall we say colorful aspects of my upbringing.
Brady: Yeah, who wouldn’t be?
Kristen: Well, it was all in my memoir.
Brady: It’s going to be a Pulitzer Prize-winner for sure.
(to Doug)
Leo: There is only enough space in this dubiously decorated room for one drama queen, meaning—Why don’t you come work for me?
Stephanie: Do you know what this party needs?
Paulina: An exorcism?
EJ: Make a wish
Rafe: I wish you were dead.
EJ: You said it out loud, now it won’t come true.
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