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Phyllis: You will never in a million years guess what I found in Dianeās purse.
Jeremy: You were rummaging through her purse?
Phyllis: A big, fat diamond engagement ring. That was in her purse.
Jeremy: Huh.
Phyllis: She did it! She got Jack to propose to her. So, I was right all along. That was her goal ā to come here and con Jack and everybody else in this town. And she has a big diamond ring to prove it.
Jeremy: All of her dreams are coming true.
Phyllis: Her dreams are my nightmares. Thereās no way in hell Iām letting this happen.
Jeremy: That must be the news she was talking about.
Phyllis: Of course. Of course. She was gloating in advance. This was her ānews.ā
[Sighs heavily] Iām just thinking of my future family events, how I have to sit there and make nice and taā oh, Iām not even gonna be invited. Forget it. I will never see my daughter again. I will never have a relationship with my daughter again. I am not letting this happen! This will not be ignored, Jeremy! This evil must be eradicated.
Jeremy: Okay. Well, then itās a good thing our plan will stop Diane dead in her tracks.
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Phyllis: I mean, I know exactly what this womanās gonna do. Sheās
gonna make this whole gala about her and her engagement. Sheās gonna celebrate. āHey, Iām back from the dead, and Iām also the newest member of the Abbott family,ā with this big, disgusting ring on her finger.
Jeremy: She is insufferable. I mean, the fact that sheās being so unjustly rewarded despite all the crimes sheās committed and all the lies sheās told.
Phyllis: I donāt understand this. I donāt understand why Iām the only one who sees her for who she is. I donāt get it.
Jeremy: Youāre not alone anymore, Phyllis. You got me. And if sheās planning this big announcement tonight, I think itās only right that we make our move, as well, to balance the scales of justice.
Phyllis: Okay. I mean, everything has to go as planned. It has to because if this blows up in my faceā¦
Jeremy: Thatās the beautiful thing about a masquerade ball. I can work my magic, and no one will even know I was there.
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