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Phyllis: [Exhales heavily] Don’t.
Tucker: Don’t what?
Phyllis: Don’t look at me.
Tucker: I was just gonna say welcome home, but I don’t know how to say it in Portuguese.
Phyllis: You know what? I have a lot of things I want to say to you, but to translate it would be obscene.
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Tucker: Looks like the jet lag has you in a foul mood.
Phyllis: No, no. You have me in a foul mood. You’re responsible for my mood. You told my son I went to Portugal.
Tucker: Did you really think I was gonna keep that secret?
Phyllis: I told you to stay away from him.
Tucker: Why would I do that? I’m trying to get on his good side.
Phyllis: Okay, but you don’t care about getting on my good side, clearly.
Tucker: Oh, that’s not true, Phyllis. I would prefer to be on your good side, but it seems like that ship has sailed.
Phyllis: Halfway across the world.
Tucker: All the way to Portugal. So, how was the trip? How’s Daniel’s partner? What’s her name — Heather?
Phyllis: Go to hell.
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