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Phyllis: Oh, my goodness. Look at you, showing up to work with a big basket for your bosses. It may look like you’re trying to get special treatment.
Jack: Wow. Beautiful basket. Are you giving or receiving?
Phyllis: Everybody knows that Diane is a taker, not a giver.
Diane: I’m giving. Since we’ve decided to turn over a new leaf, I thought I would extend an olive branch in the form of pastries.
Phyllis: Sugary sweet.
Diane: [Laughs] I realize it’s not the most subtle peace offering. I didn’t realize how big it was when I ordered it. But, um, Phyllis, you probably shouldn’t eat all of that by yourself. But you can look at the size as a symbol of my determination to win back your trust and forgiveness.
Phyllis: Your timing is impeccable, isn’t it? You just showed up with this huge, unmissable basket right as Jack was coming out of his office. Yeah, that’s not subtle at all.
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Noah: I know. You know, I’m really glad we didn’t have to put the event description on the invites.
Allie: [Laughs]
Noah: That would have been a tough one. You know, Glam Club’s soft launch/non-bachelor/bachelorette Summer/Kyle pre-vow renewal party, something.
Allie: Yeah. Yeah. That’s a little bit of a word salad.
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