Days of Our Lives Best Lines
Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl
(to Stephanie after Owen gagged Jeremy)
Owen: He was really boring me.
(when Owen offered Stephanie and Jeremy water)
Jeremy: How do we know you didn’t drug it?
Owen: Oh, come on, you don’t. But you’re already tied up and handcuffed. What would be the point? Hydration, anyone? No? Yes? Ah, well, fine, suit yourself. But I hope you don’t post a bad review of me as a host.
EJ: Don’t you ever work?
Xander: A damn lot harder than you ever have.
EJ: And yet you have the time to hover around here day and night, like the social equivalent of static cling. No wonder Titan’s on the rocks.
(to Gwen)
EJ: You’re still here? I figured you’d be off trying to find Stephanie. That reward money won’t collect itself.
(when EJ told Gwen she could do better than Xander)
Gwen: Now, why would I take romance advice from you, eh? I don’t see you breaking any beds around here?
(to Tate about the pregnancy test results)
Holly: God, this is taking forever. Are you sure you didn’t set the timer for five years?
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