Days of Our Lives Best Lines
Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl
Leo: So you’re saying that EJ double crosses you? What did he do? Spit in your shepherd’s pie? Give away your favorite coat to Goodwill? Oh, come on, I’m just joking.
Gwen: If you can’t tell, I’m not in any mood for your stupid jokes. And I can see from your pushy energy you’re not saying any of this as a friend to me but rather as the weaselly reporter, Leo Stark, who’s just jonesing for his next scoop.
Leo: Uh, Gwenny, my sweet, I must inform you that my energy is always pushy.
Leo: I’m also worried about my oldest, dearest friend.
Gwen: Are you being sincere?
Leo: Yes, I am. I promise you I am. I miss my friend, especially when she’s not hurling insults at me like pies at a county fair.
Gwen: Kristen?
Kristen: Gwen? Ahh, Leo.
Gwen: What are you doing at the Salem Inn?
Leo: Uh, you know, I’m sensing the potential for a rather acrimonious exchange, so I’m just gonna jump in and say that whatever Kristen is doing here, it’s none of our business.
Kristen: Thank you, Leo.
Leo: Although, why does one leave a hotel room in the middle of the afternoon looking like they just auditioned for an ‘80s hair band, unless it was for a little, you know.
(to Kristen)
Leo: Were you just engaging in a little midday mambo, Ms. DiMera? Is that why your hair looks like it’s doing jazz hands?
(about Kristen)
Leo: I’m not judging. Do you know how many hotel rooms I’ve walked out of in the middle of the afternoon? The “do not disturb sign” was practically invented for me.
Gabi: Look, I know that you’re not fond of me.
Julie: Nothing gets past you.
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