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Phyllis: Yeah. Summer? Hello. It’s your mother. Yeah. Your mom. You only have one of those. I gave birth to you in an elevator. An elevator. Call me back. You can’t avoid me forever. Please…call me back.
[Cellphone thuds]
voicemail. I could tell. There was only one and a half rings. So, you’re trying to avoid me, too. Okay, well, I’ll just tell you what I told your sister. Call me back. You can’t avoid me.
[Sighs] Mnh. Hey, Daniel! I know you made it go to
[Voice breaking] You only have one mom.
Michael: Oh, she —
Lauren: Ohh.
Michael: She’s drunk. The Phyllis train is off the rails.
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Phyllis: [Inhales sharply] My children. Children [Gasps] Can break your heart.
[Sighs]
Lauren: You are not wrong there.
Phyllis: They think that I’m the cause of their problems and that, um, I’m interfering in their life.
Michael: Because you are, aren’t you?
Phyllis: What the hell kind of question is that? “Because you are, aren’t you?” Seriously? All I’m trying to do is help my children.
Lauren: Okay, well, we know you have the best intentions when it comes to Daniel and Summer.
Phyllis: Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s it. That’s it. That’s it — the best intentions. That’s all you have to say. And I do. And I’m trying to help my children. And for some reason, they’re turning it around that all their problems in their life are because of me and I am the cause of all their issues. And I am so tired of it.
[Sighs] What is that? You just looked at each other. You think I’m to blame, too?
Michael: We didn’t say that.
Lauren: Yeah. We’re here for you.
Phyllis: No, you’re not.
Lauren: Like we always are.
Phyllis: No, you’re not. Blah.
[Laughs] Your words are so meaningless to me now. So meaningless. I see you guys with your shifty eyes. “Ohh. Phyllis is wrong. Phyllis is on a tear. There’s something wrong with Phyllis.” You know what? I don’t want your “advice.” I don’t want it. The only person that I can rely on is this, this beautiful person right here, this drink. Mm! And myself.
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