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Brad: Okay, next question. ā€œI donā€™t care about the rules. I do what I want.ā€ Strongly agree, somewhat agree, somewhat disagree, strongly disagree?

Britt: Strongly agree.

Brad: No kidding.

Britt: [ Scoffs ] How many more? This is taking forever.

Brad: Ah, patience. ā€œWhen it comes to making plans, I am willing to compromise.ā€ Strongly agree ā€”

Britt: Mm, somewhat agree.

Brad: Strongly disagree.

Britt: Pardon?

Brad: Nothing. Almost there.

Britt: [ Sighs ]

Brad: Onlyā€¦ 40 more questions.

Britt: What?

Brad: Stop complaining! All you have to do is answer questions. The matchmakerā€™s got the tough part. Just gotta take all your answers to find your perfect man.


Dante: Elizabeth, hey. What brings you here?

Elizabeth: I need to know if thereā€™s been any progress on the break-in at my house. I mean, how can somebody sneak a gigantic portrait into my house without somebodyā€™s doorbell Cam picking it up?

Dante: Yeah, youā€™d think so, right? But weā€™ve got nothing so far.

Elizabeth: Obviously, Iā€™m disappointed ā€” not surprised. However, there has been a development on my end.


[ Knock on door ]

Finn: Come in! Back again? I-I-I ā€” I thought this was all gonna stop.

Chase: Well, good morning to you, too. Thanks for the warm welcome.

Finn: Iā€™m sorry, I just ā€” Iā€™m surprised. I just ā€” I thought Iā€™d be seeing a lot less of you now that Brook Lynn is back in town.


Maxie: Hey!

Brook Lynn: Hey.

Maxie: Oh, my gosh, did we have a meeting? Youā€™ll have to excuse me. I need coffee. I usually stop by perks on my way here, but then I realized I didnā€™t have a free hand. And I keep forgetting Baileyā€™s stroller has a cup holder.

Brook Lynn: Oh, youā€™ll figure it out. I just cannot believe you have not had coffee. Thatā€™s the first thing Iā€™d do in the morning ā€” after Miss Baileyā€™s bottle, of course.

Maxie: Oh, no, no, no. [ Laughs ] I brew my first cup as soon as I wake up. Perks is my first latte.

Brook Lynn: Ah, got it. [ Laughs ]

Maxie: You should go see Bailey at daycare. Iā€™m sure she misses you.

Brook Lynn: Yeah, thanks. I will. I miss her.

Maxie: How are you doing? I mean, I havenā€™t seen you since you got back.

Brook Lynn: Iā€™m good.


Lucy: And that is the last one. Yes! You did it.

Portia: [ Squeals ]

Lucy: [ Laughter ]

Portia: I might have developed carpal tunnel from signing all these documents.

Curtis: Lucy, thank you. Thank you. This was a much better venue than somewhere in some stuffy room in a bank.

Lucy: Well, I do aim to please. [ Gasps ] Oh, forgetting very important something. Uh, stay there. Donā€™t move. Excuse me for just a minute.

Portia: [ Chuckling ] Okay.

Curtis: Weā€™re homeowners.

Portia: [ Laughs ] We got a beach house.

Curtis: Baby.

Portia: Oh, my god!


Selina: Thank you for seeing me. Iā€™m sorry to bother you at home. There was a time I would have gone through Jason. But since you still have no second, I had no choice but to approach you directly.

Sonny: Well, you know, Jasonā€™s very hard to replace. Umā€¦ whatā€™s on your mind? Do we have a problem?


Maxie: You know, you donā€™t have to do that, Brook Lynn.

Brook Lynn: Do what?

Maxie: Pretend that youā€™re okay. I can tell youā€™re hurting.

Brook Lynn: You are correct. Look, life is not exactly great at the moment, okay? But how could I complain after everything you went through all those months and months?

Maxie: Hey, you didnā€™t exactly have it easy, okay? People have been judging you and giving you grief.

Brook Lynn: Well, I would do it all again to protect that baby girl. I am just so thankful that Bailey is safe and that Peter is finally gone.

Maxie: Yeah, sheā€™s safe because of how you love and protected her. Iā€™m never gonna forget that.

Brook Lynn: Donā€™t give me all the credit. Chase helped, too.

Maxie: Have you, uh, seen him since you got back?

Brook Lynn: Um, yeah, he stopped by the house.

Maxie: Oh, did he? What was so important that he just had to rush right over?


Chase: I actually have a legit reason for being here completely unrelated to Brook Lynn. You are looking at the organizer of this yearā€™s community softball league.

Finn: Congratulations.

Chase: Thanks. I volunteered. Can I put you down for a team?

Finn: If you must.

Chase: Oh, and, uh, furthermore, can I get you to spread the word around here, get your colleagues to sign up?

Finn: You might want to recruit someone thatā€™s a little more of a people person. Iā€™m not really the best choice to be rallying the troops.

Chase: Well, I talked to Elizabeth, but I figured sheā€™d be busy with Jake.

Finn: Well, good news on that front. Jakeā€™s innocent. He has an alibi.

Chase: Wow, what a relief. W-where was he?

Finn: Library.

Chase: Why wouldnā€™t he just say that in the first place?

Finn: I guess he didnā€™t want Elizabeth knowing he was video conferencing with his grandparents.

Chase: Elizabethā€™s parents? Why is that a problem?

Finn: I couldnā€™t tell you. All I know is, Elizabeth is determined to keep her parents out of her life.


Epiphany: Well, they look happy.

Marshall: That they do.

Epiphany: [ Chuckles ] You want to go say hello?

Marshall: No, no. I, uh ā€” I donā€™t want to be pushy.

Epiphany: Youā€™ve been pushy about getting me into your band.

Marshall: Well, thatā€™s just common sense. You know, we could have a lot of fun playing music together.

Epiphany: Mm-hmm.

[ Both laugh ]

Marshall: I wonder what theyā€™re celebrating.

Lucy: And here we go. [ Laughs ] One for you.

Portia: Oh, yay!

Lucy: One for you.

Curtis: Thank you.

Lucy: Here is to your new home. Cheers.

Portia: [ Laughs ] Cheers!

Curtis: Hear, hear.

Lucy: Mmm. Mm! Oh, dear. Okay, I have to go. I really want to get your papers filed. So, here ā€” for you. Oh! For you. And I gotta get back to Deception, or Iā€™m simply gonna have to fire myself. So, ta. Enjoy.

Portia: [ Laughter ]

Lucy: Thank you. Congratulations.

Curtis: Thank you.

Portia: Babe, I canā€™t wait to move in. I got some big plans for the new house. [ Laughs ] With your agreement, of course.

Curtis: I have some big plans of my own.


Dante: I will, uh, send someone over to the library, get them to check the computer logs, be sure we can confirm Jakeā€™s story. But Iā€™m very relieved to hear that.

Elizabeth: Yeah. I know. Me too. But now that weā€™ve ruled out Jake and Betsy, weā€™re back to square one. And I certainly donā€™t like knowing that somebodyā€™s been in and out of my house doing all these creepy things.

Dante: Right. Umā€¦ but, you know, you do have that key hidden outside that allows access to your house pretty easily.

Elizabeth: I know. I-I-Iā€™ve removed the key. Iā€™ve changed the locks, and a security system is being put in today.

Dante: Oh, good. Okay. Iā€™m gonna make sure thereā€™s a patrol car going by the house every day, too.

Elizabeth: Thank you.

Dante: Yeah.

Elizabeth: Um, Iā€™m also here on another matter. It concerns Cameron. Apparently, there is a video going around.

Dante: Yeah. Yeah, Iā€™m aware of the video with Cam and Joss. Actually, Michael was just arrested for assaulting the tabloid reporter who asked him about it.


Selina: We have no problem. In fact, Iā€™ve found our collaboration very beneficial, so far. I hope you feel the same.

Sonny: Well, thā€“ you know, I was surprised ā€™cause everything was going smoothly when you asked to meet with me. Whatā€™s so urgent?

Selina: We used to be the five families. Right. Now we are two.

Sonny: Uh-huh.

Selina: Corinthos and Wu. And since our territories are consolidated, itā€™s only natural that our business interests would overlap more than previously.

Sonny: Cut to the Chase. What do you want?

Selina: Use of the Port Charles harbor. Of course, youā€™d get a cut of any business I do in your territory.

Sonny: [ Chuckles ] Ah. Yeah, I could consider that. But you gotta play by my rules.


Brook Lynn: Chase stopped by to drop off a few things I left at the beach house. Okay, more than a few.

Maxie: Poor Chase. He seemed so lost while you were gone.

Brook Lynn: Yeah, Iā€™m sure heā€™s missing Bailey. His suspensionā€™s also weighing on him.

Maxie: Yeah ā€” yeah, all of that is true, but I donā€™t think Baileyā€™s the only person heā€™s been missing.

Brook Lynn: Look, Chase has made it clear that we are friends, which is exactly how I want it. Whereā€™s Lucy, by the way? Deceptionā€™s about to go public, and we havenā€™t even finished planning the party.

Maxie: Lucyā€™s wrapping up some real estate business or whatever. Whatā€™s in there?

Brook Lynn: Oh, nothing. Itā€™s just my songbook. Chase found it at the, um ā€” the beach house.

Maxie: Youā€™re writing songs again?

Brook Lynn: No, no. [ Laughs ] Not exactly. I havenā€™t been able to look at them since, um, Nelle attacked me. I just couldnā€™t face it. I thought I shouldnā€™t write anymore since I canā€™t sing anymore.

Maxie: But youā€™ve changed your mind?

Brook Lynn: Well, Chase thinks other people might want to sing them. Says theyā€™re pretty good.

Maxie: Oh, does he? Oh, thatā€™s very friendly of him.


Chase: Wait, does this mean ā€œthe pauseā€ is over? You and Elizabeth can get back together?

Finn: We havenā€™t talked about it yet.

Chase: Well, whatā€™s stopping the two of you?

Finn: I think Elizabeth got a little spooked, certainly with all the craziness going on and also with the speed in which things happened with us. Itā€™s been a little over a year since she lost her husband. Theyā€™re still a family in mourning.

Chase: I mean, I get it. I can see how all those Franco-centric events might have kicked up some doubts and sensitivities for Elizabeth. But has anything happened since the portrait?

Finn: No, nothing.

Chase: So, maybe itā€™s all over.

Finn: Whether it is or isn’tā€¦ Iā€™m not giving up on my relationship with Elizabeth without a fight.


Elizabeth: So, what happens now?

Dante: Well, Michael will be arraigned this morning. Heā€™ll probably make bail and have his day in court. But I-I-Iā€™m telling you this because you and the boys, youā€™ve gotta be careful. This guy, Smoltz, heā€™s a real piece of garbage, and heā€™s not gonna let this story go.

Elizabeth: But this was an invasion of a very private moment. This isnā€™t news ā€” itā€™s smut. And it was intrusive and hurtful.

Dante: Right, and I agree with you, but it is news to them because of Josslyn’s connection to Sonny. The Corinthos name is clickbait. And ā€” and you have to remember that Cam and Joss are consenting adults now. So technically, he is allowed to go after them.

Elizabeth: God, havenā€™t those kids suffered enough? What about the person responsible for the video? Are you going after them?

Dante: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course, we are. Totally. And the PCU is also conducting their own investigation.

Elizabeth: Yeah, but how long is that gonna take?

Dante: I donā€™t know.

Elizabeth: I mean, what else can we do?

Dante: Really? Um, stay cool. Donā€™t punch any reporters in the face. If they ask any questions, just keep walking, say ā€œno comment,ā€ and hopefully theyā€™ll get bored and move on to something else soon.

Elizabeth: Easier said than done. Yeah. Well, like you said, the Corinthos name is clickbait. If this becomes a story about a kingpinā€™s stepdaughterā€¦

Dante: Well, you know what? I am gonna talk to Sonny and tell him heā€™s gotta stay out of it.

Elizabeth: Good luck with that. We both know no one tells Sonny what to do.


Selina: Please, define your rules.

Sonny: No drugs, period. Full stop.

Selina: Thatā€™s been your policy for decades. Itā€™s not a problem for me.

Sonny: Okay, Iā€™m gonna need advance notice on all your traffic, and Iā€™m also gonna choose the point person to facilitate the process.

Selina: Wonā€™t that create more work for you?

Sonny: Those are my terms.

Selina: Then I agree.

Sonny:Ā  I also need to hear from you at least 48 hours before the first shipment.

Selina: Of course. Iā€™ll make sure there are no disruptions on my end.

Sonny: Iā€™m counting on it. Anything else?

Selina: One other matter. I heard about your son Michaelā€™s arrest. So vexing.

Sonny: Okay. Michael is my problem. You take care of your family. Iā€™ll take care of mine.

Selina: Oh, I do. I promise. I keep a very close eye on my family.


Brad: Now we need to list the qualities you want in a man.

Britt: [ Groans, sighs ] Smart. Resourceful. Resilient. Not too self-absorbed. Someone aware that thereā€™s a world out there thatā€™s bigger than him and his workout routine or his career path.Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā  [ Sighs ] He needs to be sexy. Maybe even a little dangerous. But someone that I can rely on.

Brad: With a leather jacket and a motorcycle?

Britt: Thatā€™s a low blow.

Brad: Iā€™m sorry. Iā€™m sure Jason Morgan will be a hard act to follow. But [Hisses through teeth] Guy wasnā€™t perfect.

Britt: Just perfect for me.

Brad: What if we try for, uh, sexy and resourceful, but with a little fashion sense? And maybe loves to dance. Oh, and knows good wine.

Britt: Are we still looking for me? [ Laughs ]

Brad: Trust me, I donā€™t want a man right now, especially with Aunt Selina circling. But you know what I really want? A job. So, how goes it, bestie? Any luck finding me a gig here at GH?


Epiphany: You, um, got me thinking. Andā€¦ [ Sighs ] ā€¦Iā€™m going to take the MCATs.

Marshall: Good.

Epiphany: [ Laughing ] Oh, my ā€”

Marshall: Wonderful! Well, Iā€™m going to order us a round of mimosas.

[ Both laugh ]

Epiphany: Mm. [ Laughs ]

Portia: I took your advice. I stopped pushing Trina to stay away from Spencer.

Portia: And I do ā€” I do. Iā€™m glad that Trinaā€™s learning how to live life on her own. I want that for her. But itā€™s times like these that I wish I could just knock on her bedroom door, poke my head in there [Laughs] Ask her how her day was. And she would confide in me. And we justā€¦talked. No matter the age, parenting is hard.


Chase: Iā€™m rooting for and Elizabeth. You two make a cute couple.

Finn: Did you just say ā€œcuteā€?

Chase: And Iā€™m impressed to see you go after what you want.

Finn: Wellā€¦

Chase: Way to be proactive.

Finn: Yeah? You like that? Well, now that weā€™re on the subject, have you at least spoken with Brook Lynn?

Chase: Um, Brook Lynn and I are friends who went through an intense time together, and now itā€™s over. So, you know, Iā€™ll see her when I see her.

Finn: Well, itā€™s good that you can still beā€¦friends.

Chase: Totally. I mean, why wouldnā€™t we be? I mean, Iā€™m sure weā€™ll be hanging out again ā€” eventually. Weā€™re still movie buddies ā€” although she can be a little possessive over the popcorn.

Finn: And youā€™re fine with that? The ā€œbuddyā€ part?

Chase: Totally.

Finn: Mm-hmm.

Chase: Why wouldnā€™t I be? I mean, itā€™s time Iā€¦ get back to living my own life.


Brook Lynn: Weā€™re friends, okay? Those were his words, soā€¦ if Chase wants something more, he can darn well say it.

Maxie: Yeah, but do you want more?

[ Bag thuds ]

Brooke Lynn: Uh, no, thanks. Iā€™m not hurling myself into some awkward, ā€œIā€™m sorry, itā€™s not you, itā€™s meā€ situation, okay? I am fine with the friendzone. Look, we really need to jump on this party. I think we should start without Lucy, and Sasha’s obviously not coming.

Maxie: I got a text from Sasha. Sheā€™s extending her time away. Kind of surprising.

Brook Lynn: Ahhh.

Maxie: Hey.

Lucy: So, you havenā€™t heard.

Maxie: Heard what?

Lucy: [ Laughs ] Sasha and Brando got married.

Brook Lynn: [ Gasps ] [ Exhales sharply ]


Britt: Here you go ā€“a list of your job options.

Brad: Wait. None of these are lab positions.

Britt: Weā€™ve been over this, Brad. Terry is co-chief of staff. I mean, we make hiring decisions together. Thereā€™s no way sheā€™ll agree to let me hire you to work in a lab where you could tamper with test results. Given your history, the liability would be too high. Iā€™m sorry, but thatā€™s just reality.

Brad: Thereā€™s reality, a-and then thereā€™s ā€œfood service coordinator.ā€

Britt: Did I include that? It should be ā€œfood service aid.ā€ You donā€™t have the qualifications to be a coordinator. But you ā€” you could be promoted.

Brad: [ Exhales sharply ]


Selina: Detective Falconeri. Thank you for your hospitality.

Dante: [ Chuckles ] Hospitality, eh? Selina Wu, the alleged head of the alleged crime family of the same name, yeah?

Sonny: Is there a question in there?

Dante: No. [ Sighs ] No, there isnā€™t. I came to tell you about Michael. Heā€™s being arraigned today.

Sonny: Can you tell me what happened?

Dante: Why? He didnā€™t tell you what happened?

Sonny: No, he said that he was protecting his sister and then some reporter was harassing her. Is that because of me and Carly or what?

Dante: Uh, not directly, no.

Sonny: What you mean, ā€œnot directlyā€? Well, what I mean is that the reporter wanted a headline with the name Corinthos in it, so he went after Michael becauseā€¦ thereā€™s a videoā€¦ with Josslyn and Cameron Webber.


Epiphany: I just hope that I am not fooling myself thinking that I can juggle med school with my job. Becoming a-a doctor is a major endeavor, andā€¦ I will have to work while Iā€™m in school. If I get in.

Marshall: Oh, youā€™ll be accepted. You will. I bet you know half that stuff already. How many young doctors have you trained?

Epiphany: Quite a few. [ Chuckles ]

Marshall: Mm-hmm. There you are. There you are. You got this, girl.

Epiphany: Maybe you should get a job as a hype man.

Marshall: No hype. No hype needed. I believe in you.

Portia: So, how are things going with you and your father these days?

Curtis: Cautiously optimistic. Things are sure looking cozy with him and Epiphany.

Portia: Mm-hmm. Maybe Epiphany would be good for Marshall.

Curtis: Yeah, butā€¦ would Marshall be good for Epiphany?

Epiphany: Part of me expects people to laugh and tell me Iā€™m crazy for putting myself through this rigor after all this time.

Marshall: I understand too well about not having faith in yourself. But youā€™re strong. Youā€™re strong enough to face these things.

Curtis: I hope you twoā€¦

Marshall: hmm? Oh.

Curtis: ā€¦are enjoying your morning.

Marshall: Even more so now that youā€™re here.

Epiphany: [ Chuckles ]

Marshall: I see you and Portia are celebrating.

Curtis: Yeah, we just closed on a house.

Epiphany: Oh! [ Laughing ]

Marshall: Whoa! Well, that is good news! Come here, man! Well done!

Epiphany: Oh, boy. You know what? I think that I am gonna go and offer Portia my congratulations. Have a seat, Curtis.

Marshall: Absolutely.

Curtis: Oh, let me ā€” I-I-I donā€™t mean to interrupt.

Epiphany: No, no, baby. Itā€™s okay. All right.

Marshall: [ Chuckles ]

Curtis: [ Chuckles ]

Marshall: No, no, no. You, uh ā€” you didnā€™t interrupt. Epiphany? Sheā€™ll definitely be back. I ainā€™t even worried about that.

Curtis: Okay. A little ā€” little cocky, arenā€™t you?

Marshall: Well, you know, itā€™s called swagger, son.

[ Both laugh ]


Epiphany: Curtis told us about the house. Congratulations.

Portia: Aww.

Epiphany: You must be excited.

Portia: Yes, thank you so much.

Epiphany: [ Laughs ]

Portia: And I admit, itā€™s a huge step.

Epiphany: Mm-hmm.

Portia: But it feels right. And sometimes, youā€™ve just gotta go for it.

Epiphany: I know the feeling.

Portia: Wait, wait. A-are you saying that you and Marshall are starting to get serious?

Epiphany: [ Gasps ] Oh. No, no, no, no, no, no. We just enjoy spending time together. [ Laughs ] I donā€™t think either one of us is interested in anything serious.

Curtis: Iā€™m not buying this lack of confidence routine. Youā€™re Marshall Ashford. Youā€™re a musician. Iā€™m quite sure youā€™ve got plenty of game.

Marshall: I do.

Curtis: [ Laughs ]

Marshall: Yes, Iā€™ve ā€” Iā€™ve been a player. But I donā€™t want that for Epiphany. I like her. I, uh ā€” I respect her. I donā€™t know, maybe ā€” maybe I just want to romance her.

Curtis: Okay.

Marshall: Yeah. You know, maybe thatā€™s why I ā€” I feel so much out of my depth. And I admire what you have with Portia. Wish I could build a meaningful relationship like that.


Maxie: Sasha didnā€™t even tell us. I donā€™t know how I feel about that.

Brook Lynn: I didnā€™t even know that she and Brando were talking marriage. She never even mentioned it.

Lucy: You know, Iā€™m not sure they really were.

Maxie: Yeah, but why was Gladys hell-bent on stopping them? I thought she and Sasha were on better terms. I mean, Gladys really stepped up when they lost little Liam.

Lucy: Right, so I donā€™t ā€” I donā€™t think it was about Gladys not liking Sasha. I think it was that Gladys just thought it was all happening really fast.

Maxie: Brando and Sasha have been together for a year.

Brook Lynn: I canā€™t believe Iā€™m saying this, but Gladys kind of has a point. Sasha and Brando just lost their baby. Theyā€™re still reeling.

Maxie: Right. But sometimes, an intense emotional experience can really bring two people together. I trust Sasha and Brandoā€™s bond, and I have faith that their relationship will only deepen from here.


[ Door closes ]

Finn: Howā€™s Jake?

Elizabeth: Um, well, somewhere in between being righteously indignant and mortified. I was able to convince him that Iā€™m not angry with him for wanting to communicate with his grandparents. However, Iā€™m furious with my mom and dad for encouraging him to keep secrets. But what really bothers me is how upset Jake is that I thought he was behind all of these strange happenings. Not that I blame him.

Finn: Donā€™t be so hard on yourself.

Elizabeth: Yeah, wellā€¦ I really appreciate all the help youā€™ve given me with the boys. And ā€” and now, thereā€™s this thing going on with Cameron. [ Stammers ] We donā€™t have to talk about it right now.

Finn: I want to. I mean, whatever weā€¦ whatever we are, whatever we ā€” we becomeā€¦ ā€¦I want to be there for you. Because I think weā€™re stronger when weā€™re together. I know I am. So Iā€™m gonna be by your side for whatever comes next. I know I just said ā€œwhateverā€ way too many times, but I need you to knowā€¦ ā€¦youā€™re not alone anymore. I mean, thereā€™s probably times youā€™re gonna be on your own, but not necessarily alone.

Elizabeth: Finn?

Finn: Yeah?

Elizabeth: Kiss me.

Finn: Okay.


Curtis: Itā€™s like any relationship. If you want it to work, gotta be real with each other.

Marshall: Is this about you or Epiphany?

Curtis: Ah, both. But weā€™re talking about Epiphany. Let her see who you really are.

Marshall: [ Chuckles ] Oh, no, no, no. No one wants to see that.

Curtis: What are you, a werewolf or something?

Marshall: [ Growls ]

Curtis: Right, right. Okay. But ā€” no, no. I mean, Iā€™m serious. Instead of trying to be who you think she wants you to be, show her who you really are.

Marshall: I could have used that advice on one of my first dates with your mother. I took her to a skating rink.

Curtis: Oh, Mom loved to skate.

Marshall: Yes, she did. And she was very good at it ā€” much better than me. But I couldnā€™t let her know about that. So ā€” so there I was. Trying to be smooth, right?

Curtis: [ Laughs ]

Marshall: Iā€™m rapping to her. Iā€™m talking more smack than actual skating. Then her favorite song came on. Man, and out to the rink we went. I get out there. I tried to ā€” I tried to bust a move. Next thing I know, Iā€™m doing a James Brown split ā€”

Curtis: Oh, no.

Marshall: Blap! On the ice. And, oh, man, that split went right up the back of my pants.

Curtis: Youā€™re kidding.

Marshall: I busted ā€™em wide open, man!

Curtis: Oh, no, no.

[ Both laugh ]

Marshall: Mm.

Curtis: Ahh. I-I never knew any of that. Mom never ā€” she never mentioned this.

Marshall: I loved your mother. I really did, Curtis.


Britt: What about ā€œclinical patient advocateā€?

Brad: I assumed that was a joke. Whoā€™d want me at a patientā€™s bedside?

Britt: Did you even read the job description? Itā€™s technical. Itā€™s not warm and fuzzy.

Brad: What do you mean?

Britt: Youā€™d explain lab test results. Youā€™d guide the patient through essential versus nonessential tests and procedures.

Brad: Wait a minute. I could do that.

Britt: Uh, yeah.

Brad: You mean, I can do that? For real?

Britt: Youā€™re hired! Uh, wā€“ pending Terryā€™s approval.

Brad: [ Laughs ] Ooh, youā€™re the best. What would I do without you?

Selina: Interesting question.


Sonny: Whatā€™s this reporterā€™s name, and where do I find him?

Dante: No, no. You donā€™t find anybody. Youā€™re gonna stand down. The ā€” the reporter wants you involved. Thatā€™s why he went after Michael in the first place.

Sonny: You want me to s-sit back and do nothing while somebody put a camera in my cabin? Released a video to embarrass Cam and Josslyn? Youā€™d better figure this out real quick, ā€™cause Iā€™m putting an end to it.

Dante: No, youā€™re not. Youā€™re not gonna do anything. Iā€™ve got this. Spinelliā€™s already taken the video off of all the public sites. Heā€™s gone through your cabin. There is no camera there, okay? Iā€™m not gonna let this drop, all right?

Sonny: Howā€™s Josslyn?

Dante: I donā€™t know. I havenā€™t talked to Josslyn. But Carly says sheā€™s devastated ā€” obviously. I mean, I canā€™t believe Michael didnā€™t tell you about this.

Sonny: Michael says that, uh, Josslyn’s not my family anymore.

Dante: Wow. Okay, so things have gotten worse, not better between you two.

Sonny: I havenā€™t seen Michael this angry since he went after custody of Avery. He says that Iā€™m choosing Nina over my family.

Dante: Are you?


Elizabeth: I came here to tell you the exact same thing. I think weā€™re better together.

Finn: Really?

Elizabeth: Really.

Finn: And here I thought it was my speech that changed the tide. You know, I hā€“ I had more. I mean, really, really good stuff.

Elizabeth: Iā€™m happy to hear more.

Finn: I like your approach better.


Lucy: I think that we should throw Brando and Sasha a ā€œhappy weddingā€ party as soon as they get back.

Maxie: I am all for it. But I agree with Brook Lynn, and sheā€™s been saying all morning we need to focus on our own party, because the IPO is coming up fast.

Brook Lynn: Thank you.

Maxie: And it canā€™t be some cookie cutter launch party, okay? It needs to be something that gets people talking about Deception. I want to make a splash.

Brook Lynn: I vote live music. We have a venue that can handle it.

Lucy: Ooh, I love that. Okay, string quartet. Eh, very classy, but kind of stuffy, huh? And I donā€™t want some wedding band, you know, that just plays horrible covers.

Maxie: What about an original song?

Lucy: Wow, that would be great, but itā€™s awfully tight. I donā€™t think we have time to hire a composer that could come up with some sort of arrangement for us.

Maxie: What if we donā€™t have to do that?

Brook Lynn: I may have some songs that might work.

Lucy: Youā€™re a songwriter?

Maxie: Sheā€™s phenomenal.

Lucy: O-okay. But then, I mean, who would we have sing? Because, I mean, I know you can’t. You could have Amy, but Iā€™m not gonna have lip synching again.

Maxie: Lucy!

Brook Lynn: Itā€™s okay. Look, I know what I did. I was desperate after my injury. But I have come to terms with the fact that I canā€™t sing anymore, because now I know I donā€™t have to give up music altogether. Iā€™m a songwriter.


Epiphany: Iā€™m gonna trust you with something Iā€™m not quite ready to let out yet. Iā€™ve decided to take the MCATs.

Portia: [ Gasps ] What? With all your nursing experience?

Epiphany: I know, I know. It just doesnā€™t ā€”

Portia: I-I had no idea. Epiphany, youā€™re gonna be an amazing doctor.

Epiphany: You really think so?

Portia: I know so. In fact, why donā€™t you let me mentor you? I can help you study for the MCATs.

Epiphany: Yes, please.

[ Both chuckle ]

Curtis: Wait, wait, wait, wait. You turned down an opportunity to play with Dexter Gordon to take mom to see Aunt Stella out in California?

Marshall: I knew how much Irene was missing her sister, and I wanted to make that happen. She said thatā€™s what sealed the deal. She knew I-I really loved her. I did. Itā€™s been a long time since I felt anything close like that with anyone else.

Curtis: Except now? With Epiphany?

Marshall: No. No, not yet. But I-I feel potential. Sheā€™s strong. She ā€” sheā€™s kind. Sheā€™s resourceful, straightforward, fun. She doesnā€™t judge anyone. She takes people just the way they come.

Curtis: All the more reason why you should be real with her. I mean, I hear you. I feel the same way about Portia. Iā€™m so excited weā€™re taking this next step.

Marshall: Iā€™m excited for you, too.

Curtis: [ Chuckles ]

Marshall: And Iā€™m ā€” Iā€™m really glad to see you so happy.


Brad: Uh, Aunt Selina, youā€™re back. H-h-howā€™d you find me?

Selina: I was looking for Dr. Westbourne.

Britt: What can I do for you, Ms. Wu?

Selina: Since Bradley insists on keeping you in his life, I have decided to get to know you better.

Britt: Well, you can start by noting that I prefer to say ā€œcome inā€ before people enter my office.

Selina: Noted. Are you free for lunch?

Britt: Iā€™m sorry. I canā€™t today.

Selina: Oh, perhaps you should consult your calendar.

Britt: I donā€™t need to. I know my schedule.

Brad: H-having lunch together sounds great, but it might be a little hard to sync up. I mean, youā€™re so busy, and Brittā€™s working all sorts of hours. I-Iā€™m gonna be busy soon, too. Uh, Britt just offered me a job here at GH.

Selina: Thatā€™s kind of you, but unnecessary. My nephew is working for me.


Sonny: Are you really asking me that?

Dante: Yeah, I am asking you that. I wanna know what the hellā€™s going on. Michaelā€™s upset with you for cheating on Carly with Nina. I know that, but is something else happening?

Sonny: Iā€™m just trying to talk some sense into Michael about Nina seeing Wiley. I think everybody would be a lot happier if ā€” if ā€” if Nina and Michael werenā€™t at each otherā€™s throats. Now, Ninaā€¦ wants to go to court for visitation rights. It ā€” you know, it ā€” sheā€™s Wileyā€™s grandmother, so thatā€™s not gonna change. Iā€™m just trying to, you know, make sure this all goes away so I can just have my family back.

Dante: I understand that, but you, of all people, should know that thatā€™s not gonna be that easy.

Sonny: W-what is that supposed to mean?

Dante: [ Scoffs ] Well, dad, you ā€” youā€™re not exactly known for your ability to forgive. Where do you think Michael got it from?

Sonny: I just donā€™t know ā€” I donā€™t like being at odds with Michael like this.

Dante: Honestly, I donā€™t think he likes being at odds with you, either. He loves you. But heā€™s ā€” heā€™s angry. Iā€™m sure he would love to forgive you, but itā€™s ā€” itā€™s just gonna take time. Itā€™s not gonna happen overnight. You gotta ā€” you gotta put in the work.

Sonny: I just ā€” I tell you, I just picked the ā€” the wrong time to stop drinking.

Dante: You stopped driā€“ why? Why? Something going on?

Sonny: After Carly asked for a divorce, umā€¦ I just started drinking a lot more, and I was going down the wrong path. And then Nina, you know, wants to help, and she told me I should stop drinking.

Dante: She did, huh? Thatā€™s good. Are you saying there might be an actual future with you and Nina?


Elizabeth: Iā€™m glad thatā€™s settled.

Finn: Me too. And the boys will be okay with us? With me?

Elizabeth: How could they not be? Theyā€™ll see what a good man you are and how happy you make me.

Finn: Thatā€™s the plan. Whatever happens from here, we face it together.


Lucy: This one. I love it. I think itā€™s perfect. I love it.

Maxie: I love it, too.

Brook Lynn: Well, itā€™s a duet. Who would sing the male part?

[ Knock on door ]

Chase: Excuse me, ladies. May I have a moment of your time?

Maxie: Well, look who it is ā€” Detective Chase.


Brad: I-Iā€™m working for you? I think thereā€™s a misunderstanding. Iā€™m working at GH.

Selina: You should have checked with me first.

Britt: Why would he have to do that?

Selina: I thought we had an understanding, Bradley. I provide you with a job, along with your rent-free apartment. Iā€™m happy to pay rent. I have to go. My assistant will contact you about setting up a lunch date.

Britt: Should I be worried that sheā€™ll try and poison me?

Brad: No. Probably not. Just donā€™t let her take you to a second location.


Sonny: Right now, Iā€™m not planning anything with Nina.

Dante: Then why are you pushing so hard for Nina to see Wiley? Like, you want your family back together. Is that what youā€™re saying? Like, are you including Nina in that family?

Sonny: Nina is Wileyā€™s grandmother.

Dante: I know, so maybe you realize that you canā€™t be with Nina if she canā€™t see Wiley.

Sonny: Itā€™s not ā€” thatā€™s what Iā€™m trying to say. Itā€™s not a choice between Nina and my family, no matter what Michael thinks.

Dante: Right. Look, I uh ā€” I sympathize with you. I do. But maybe you have to accept that right now, the way that things stand, maybe you canā€™t have both Nina and Michael in your life.


Portia: I canā€™t wait to start decorating! [ Laughs ]

Curtis: Yeah, weā€™ll go, uh, do a walk-through later. You know what, I am really glad things are coming together.

Portia: Does that include your relationship with Marshall? Looks like you two were having a good talk.

Curtis: Yeah, he finally opened up. I really think Iā€™m starting to get to know my father.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Curtis: Oh. Hey, Drew. Okay. Really? Okay, tell me when. All right.

Portia: What?

Curtis: Drew just found some inconsistencies in Marshall’s past.

On the next ā€œGeneral Hospitalā€ ā€”

Drew (to Curtis): Are you sure you want to know?

Alexis: Have you reached a decision?

Laura (to Nikolas): We need to close ranks.

Spencer: Letā€™s do it.

Josslyn (to Cameron): Will you stand up with me?

Esme: Are you saying you were wrong about me?

Carly (to Elizabeth): How can you be so sure?

Sonny (to Ava): You donā€™t miss a beat, do you?

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