Days of Our Lives Best Lines
Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl
Leo: Melinda Trask? Long time no see, which is especially unusual here in Salem where one tends to run into everyone they know at least every five minutes or so.
(to Chad)
Cat: What? You don’t trust me? That was a dumb question.
(to Julie when she said Jennifer confirmed that the necklace was Alice’s)
Melinda: Oh I see. So the investigating officer’s mommy thinks this too. This is compelling evidence.
Leo: I wanted to show you my appreciation for letting me move in here.
Gabi: Hmm, so you show it to him and not to me.
Leo: Well, gee, Gabi, what is wrong with me? Forget a dinner. I should buy you a 24-karat solid gold bathtub to thank you for how graciously you have welcomed me into your home.
Javi: Leo.
Leo: No, I’m talking like the one that Mike Tyson bought his wife as a birthday gift. Or I could go the Angelina Jolie route, buy you a waterfall complete with the surrounding land, like the one she bought Brad Pitt as a Christmas gift in 2012. I mean, Gabi, you have just gone overboard with how much you have made me feel wanted here.
(to Javi)
Leo: Can we please go back to talking about how sweet I am for setting all of this up? Obviously, I didn’t cook because I didn’t think that giving you salmonella was a very good housewarming gift.
Leo: Being on my best behavior in front of your cousin Gabriella, who, though beautiful, when she’s angry, reminds me of Margaret Hamilton.
Javi: Who:
Leo: The Wicked Witch of the West. The Wizard of Oz.
(to Kristen while she was pacing)
Melinda: I have a feeling Harold won’t be please when he finds out you wore a hole in the carpet.
EJ: Ava? You’re looking well/
Ava: Well? As opposed to be tied to antique wheelchair that she was tied to?
Sophia: Maybe Holly won’t find out that you ratted out Doug.
Tate: Of course she will. This is Salem. Everyone finds out everything.
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