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Phyllis: It’s Phyllis, Amanda. Hey.
Amanda: Hey.
Phyllis: Okay, I got here as fast as I could. I didn’t even know you were in town.
Amanda: Yeah, I just — i just got in today.
Phyllis: Okay. What happened?
Amanda: Well, I came to talk to Devon. You know, I wanted to surprise him because I’ve been gone for so long. But I got a surprise because he was naked on the couch with Abby
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Phyllis: Wait, wait. You saw Devon with Abby?
Amanda: Mm-hmm, and it was perfect timing. Perfect timing, you know? I walk in the door after months of being gone, and the first thing that I see is that.
Phyllis: Well, I mean, were they — were they actually —
Amanda: Having sex? Yes. There is no doubt. I saw what I saw, and Devon admitted it, so…
Phyllis: What?! Why Abby?
Amanda: Oh, well, Devon claimed that they were really upset and they needed comforting, so it just happened.
Phyllis: Oh, it just happened? Really? She just happened to be naked? He just happened to —
Amanda: Yeah, pretty much.
Phyllis: Yeah. Okay.
Amanda: Pretty much, yeah. And he also repeated it half a dozen times just so that I could get the message.
Phyllis: Seriously? I mean, he’s with you. I-I thought he was a good guy, that he was the only one in this town left with integrity.
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