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Michael: Really? That’s wonderful.
Diane: Yes and no. While I’m thrilled that my son is close by, he has made it clear that he did not stay for me. He officiated Mariah’s wedding.
Michael: Hmm. Has young master Kyle become a man of the cloth?
Diane: [ Laughs ] Of the internet variety.
Diane: But he was a natural. He was so poised and warm, generous, and funny.
Michael: It sounds like you were there as a guest.
Diane: [ Sighs ]
Michael: You crashed Tessa and Mariah’s wedding.
Diane: “Crashed” makes it sound so —
Michael: That you weren’t invited
Phyllis: Yeah. You know me so well. You know, in fact, I’m gonna put that to the test. Um, what am I thinking right now?
Jack: Okay, okay, let me give this a try.
Phyllis: Yeah? Do your best.
Phyllis: I bet you cannot guess, I bet.
Jack: You spent all your time at the wedding mingling and dancing and not eating, and you are famished.
Phyllis: How did you know that?
Jack: Well, you have to ask?
Phyllis: You do know me well.
Jack: Let me go 2 for 2.
Jack: Let me guess what you would order from room service.
Phyllis: Um, you know what? I sort of have a craving for Society’s late-night menu. What do you think?
Jack: Are you kicking me out?
Phyllis: No, no, I just want to continue the celebration. It’s been such a festive, festive day