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Billy: The only thing that creeps me out more than hearing his smart ass threats is not hearing his smart ass threats. It’s like we’re sitting here waiting for the other shoe to drop.
Jack: Well, he’s Tucker McCall, so it’s waiting for the other live grenade.
Billy: Exactly, which means we gotta make a move, Jack. ASAP.
Jack: Agreed.
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Diane: Well, I thought maybe you had a coffee date. I’m just trying to make polite conversation.
Phyllis: We just tolerate each other, okay? Let’s not pretend there’s anything else besides that. It really just gets on my nerves. Unless that’s what you’re trying to do, is get on my nerves, in which case, you have succeeded.
Diane: What I’m trying to do is establish some sort of civility between the two of us for Kyle and summer’s sake. I assume you’re as interested as I am in trying to get them back together since you’re the reason they’re headed for a divorce in the first place.
[ Phyllis clearing her throat ]
Phyllis: I think we’re both to blame for that.
Diane: Mm, I don’t think so. You know, I’m not the one who put summer in the position of having to lie to Kyle over and over and over again.
Phyllis: And, by the way, I just found out about this. Your son wasted, I don’t know, three minutes on thinking about what he should do before he jumped into bed with that Audra girl.
Diane: Oh, right, right. And the thought of meaningless sex as an escape from emotional pain is offensive to your deeply engrained moral standards?
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