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Traci: Jack and Diane seem so happy, donāt they, Billy?
Billy: Yeah. No, it was a very lovely ceremony.
Traci: Yeah. And for Kyle to be the one to pronounce them husband and wife is just, I mean, how awesome is that? Billy. Billy!
Billy: What? Yeah.
Traci: Do you figure if you stare at that long enough youāre gonnaā youāre gonna be able to tell whatās inside?
Billy: Iām not just staring at it. I mean, are you not curious about whatās inside here?
Traci: No, I donāt care one little bit what sick idea of a wedding gift Tucker McCall has given them. And jack doesnāt care either, which is why heās told us to ignore it and throw it out. So, what are we waiting for?
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Traci: I donāt follow you.
Billy: Well, uh, this wedding gift, whatever this is, could be insight into what tuckerās thinking. Right? I mean, [ Sighs ] He loves to believe that heās more clever than everyone else. Like a riddle from The Riddler.
Traci: Or it could be just someā something hateful and despicable that heās aiming at Ashley and the Abbotts specifically.
Billy: Uh-huh.
Traci: Or it could be a blender.
[ Laughs ] Oh, I donāt care. Why are you obsessing about this, Billy? Come on. Letās just take it to the trash, open up the lid and put it in there.
Billy: Hm. Okay. Fine.
[ Billy exhaling ] To hell with it.
Traci: Oh, Billy, what are you doing?
Billy: No, Iām just satisfying my curiosity.
Traci: Come on, Jack said thatā
Billy: I know what Jack said. He said, get rid of it and I will. I just want to see whatās inside first and weāll start with the card. āMay this symbol of harmony, balance, and patience bring those elements to your new life as husband and wife.ā Thatās very sweet. It rhymes. Okay.
[ Traci sighing ]
Traci: Hm. I guess thatās it, huh?
Billy: Hm.
Traci: No evil dolls or exploding clocks.
[ Traci laughing ] I hope youāre satisfied.
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