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Billy: That was nice, that little work session on the patio. Exactly what the doctor ordered.
Jack: Gotta enjoy these last days of summer.
Billy: It’s a nice change of pace instead of rushing off to the office. I gotta say it’s quiet around here for a change.
Jack: Yeah, Mrs. Martinez took Harrison to the farmer’s market, I think. Everybody else is at work.
Billy: I guess I’m struck by the, uh, the lack of snarky comments and open hostility.
Jack: You’re referring, of course, to our sister and her new husband.
Billy: I wonder if this lack of communication is a good thing or if it’s, you know, pending doom. I mean, what’s the over/under that they’re really moving on from this anti-Diane world domination plan?
Jack: I have no idea what the odds are, but I’m not about to bet on anything right no–
Tucker: Hey, guys. You miss me?
Billy: Oh, yes, tucker, we’ve been pining over you. It’s been torture.
Jack: What brings you by, tucker? I seem to remember asking you to return your house key.
Tucker: Oh, yeah, you’re gonna get that. I just came by for some personal items. And I believe Ashley made arrangements to have the rest of our stuff moved out in the next week or so. And we’ll be outta your hair.
Jack: Now why do I have a hard time believing that?
Diane: Ashley, your future affects jack’s future. So, what the two of you were talking about is very much my business. I want abbott family harmony as much as anybody.
Ashley: Of course you do.
Diane: You know what, if you don’t believe me, I really don’t care. I’ve had to resign myself to the fact that there are certain members of the family who will never accept me as an Abbott.
[ Ashley sighs ] It’s disappointing and I know that it breaks Jack’s heart.
Ashley: Yeah, well, you know, still, your words mean nothing to me. Sorry, they just don’t. They are as sincere today as they were a week ago or a year ago or whenever it was we first met all those decades ago. You even died but you came back. So, see, some things never change. You certainly have not.