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Billy: I wonder what’s keeping Connor and Chelsea?
Johnny: Maybe he just had his weekly nerd club meeting.
Billy: Easy. That’s your kid brother.
Johnny: Exactly. That’s why I get to say stuff like that. Back when he was just my cousin, it was a completely different story.
Billy: Right, right, right. So, let me get this straight. You can only say things like that if it comes from love?
Johnny: Yeah.
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Billy: Well, I was just telling Johnny that you are expecting a new baby sister.
Johnny: Welcome to the big brothers club.
Connor: Right. Whoop-de-doo.
Johnny: Oh, here’s the good news. She’s not living under your roof and she’ll be too little to talk, so…
Connor: I’m not hungry. I just wanna go home.
Chelsea: Really? This is the first time this kid’s ever turned down a snack.
Billy: You know, there are benefits to having a sister. There are. Why don’t you fill him in? Tell– tell the young man all the great things.
Johnny: Well, first time she burps the way you taught her to, that’s cool. Also, you can take your broccoli from your plate and just put it on her plate–
Billy: Okay. You’re done. Cut off.
Johnny: Hey, I speak the truth.
Billy: Don’t listen to anything he says.
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