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Phyllis: Hey, guys.
Summer: Hey, mom.
Phyllis: Oh, my goodness. So, it’s time to clock out, isn’t it? How about we go out to dinner?
Kyle: Yeah, we were just going to grab some quick on the way home.
Phyllis: Oh, all right. Well, why don’t we grab something quick together? We don’t spend a lot of time together. Want to spend some quality time with your mother-in-law? I mean, nothing is more important than family, right?
Nick: Yeah, well, he is who he is, right? How about you? Are you, uh, having a nice, quiet dinner over there tonight?
Summer: Uh, yeah. Sure, let’s — let’s go with that. Do you want to join me?
Nick: Ooh, I really don’t. No.
Summer: Come on.
Nick: Summer, I love you more than anything in this world. But honestly, that looks like it’s going to be filled with more family drama, and I’ve had my fill for today.
Summer: I could really use a buffer, and I’m pretty sure that falls under the list of fatherly duties.
Nick: Oh, come on. Are you pulling the dad card?
Summer: It’s what daughters do.
Nick: I’m such a sucker when it comes to you. Okay, fine, let’s go.
Summer: Come on.
Nick: All right, the party is here.
Phyllis: Yes, it is.
Nick: What are we talking about?
Phyllis: Um, Marchetti.
Nick: Yeah. How is Marchetti? Are mother and daughter at each other’s throats yet?
Kyle: Quite the opposite.
Nick: Don’t know if I believe that. You two tend to have creative differences.
Phyllis: Well, look at you coming in hot. Okay, that’s a really unfair characterization of me and my daughter.
Nick: I’m not saying it’s your whole relationship. Just when you’re working together, because you’re both very strong-willed, fiery women.
Phyllis: Yes, we are both strong women who get things done.
Summer: That’s right.