Best Lines provided by Eva
Tucker: Oh, don’t sell yourself short. You’ve been an excellent mole.
Audra: Uh, I prefer liaison. I can feed you information, but I’m not going to get any access to any shares of the stock. And Nate knows vastly more about the inner workings of the company than I do. He could still give Newman an upper hand.
Tucker: Yes, but we do have a plan.
Tucker: [Chuckles] Your optimism is invigorating. So, what about Jabot? Did you get any intel on their financials?
Audra: Not yet.
[Clicks tongue] I’ve given you plenty of time to do that.
[Sighs] Is there a problem? Something I don’t know about? Because I’ve done my part to pave the way for this strategy. Should all be coming together by now.
Phyllis: We just want to have a pleasant conversation with you.
Diane: Oh, okay. Sure. Um, what’s the topic? Oh. Me.
Phyllis: Uh, well, yeah, you. Uh, but the other topic is convicted felon Jeremy Stark.
Nikki: See, we know that you moved money around the world for him illegally. The fact that you didn’t go to prison alongside him is really quite the mystery.
Ashley: It is. And now that he’s about to be released from prison, I bet he’s thinking, “gee, I wonder whatever happened to my old accomplice, Diane Jenkins?”
Diane: [ Scoffs ]
Diane: Is it possible that you ladies are actually getting worse at this? I mean, I almost have to laugh at the absurdity of your latest ploy.
Nikki: Hey, good idea. Why don’t you laugh yourself right out of town?
Diane: Uh-huh. I don’t know where you’re getting your story from, but the only connection I had to Jeremy Stark was that we went out on a couple of dates. The idea that he — wait, what was it? — That I was moving money illegally around the world for him is ridiculous. Oh! Wait. Tucker told you this story, didn’t he? Oh, my gosh, the three of you are even more gullible than i thought.
Ashley: Well, what difference does it make where it came from, as long as it’s the truth?
Diane: Well, Tucker has clearly decided he doesn’t have use for me anymore. He no longer needs me to tell him where you are or who you’re dating because he has a direct line to you now. And I — I guess you’re falling for his manipulations again. I mean, haven’t you learned your lesson?