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Kyle: Welcome to the wedding of Mariah Copeland and Tessa Porter. Weddings are generally solemn occasions. Two people proclaiming their love and commitment to each other in a very public forum requires some seriousness, after all. And while Tessa and Mariah take their commitment to each other very seriously, this wedding will beâŚâthe funkiest, *, most bad-ass wedding youâve ever been to.â
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Summer: But youâll know people there â I mean, me, Jack, Kyle, my mom.
Allie: Yes, but Iâve never even met the happy couple.
Summer: Oh, donât even worry about those two. They have a âmore the merrierâ mentality. I mean, if Mariah wants me there, Iâm sure she would welcome a stranger like you with open arms.
Allie: You two donât get along?
Summer: Hmm, not since the first time we met.
Allie: [Chuckles]
Summer: But as big of a pain as she can be, sheâs Kyleâs best friend, and Tessaâs pretty cool.
Allie: Yeah, yeah, I am a big fan of her music.
Summer: Well, then think of this as an opportunity to meet her in person. Itâs gonna be a fun wedding. And weâre late, so weâre missing all the boring parts. Itâll just be a big party.
Allie: Yeah, thing is, I am not really a big party person.
Summer: Oh, did I say a big party? No, I meant a small, delightful gathering of pleasant and friendly individuals.
Allie: Oh, right, right, right. Somehow I donât think I should be trusting you.
Summer: Hmm, probably not, but I donât think that you should stay in this enormous old house by yourself. Itâs probably haunted.
Allie: Really? Really, youâre gonna scare me into going with you?
Summer: [Scoffs] Come to the wedding, Allie. I promise you, youâre gonna have a good time. And if you donât, you can come back here and never take my word for anything ever again. Deal?
Allie: Okay, okay, I will go.
Summer: Yes! You wonât regret this
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