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Nick: Okay, you guys got me. I was not expecting this.
Noah: Well, we wanted to do something for your birthday on your birthday, but you took off to Milan, so we decided to do it now.
Mariah: And we couldn’t let Summer be the only one to celebrate you.
Sharon: And Rey had to work tonight, but he says the next round of beers is on him.
Nick: Well, I’m touched that you all went to this trouble.
Faith: That’s what family’s for.
Nick: Thanks, kiddo. Moses, Tessa, my kids are obligated to be here, you know, but you two chose to be here, and that means a lot.
Faith: Don’t stress, dad. We all came here tonight to celebrate you because we all love you and think you’re the best dad in the whole world. Not to say you can’t be overprotective at times. I feel sorry for anyone who’s ever hurt my feelings, teased me, or looked at me weird. We all remember Danny Obermeyer.
Moses: Wait, who’s he? Like, an ex-boyfriend or something?
Faith: He was a second-grader that tripped me during a soccer game. He got the “Newman death glare,” and I don’t think he’s ever been the same.
Moses: Wait, what’s the “Newman death glare”?
Nick: It’S…nothing. They’re exaggerating. It’s just a minor look of disapproval. You’ve never seen it. Don’t worry about it.
Noah: Yeah, you better hope you never do.
Mariah: I mean, maybe you should give him a taste, just in case he ever steps out of bounds.
Nick: Nah, it’s not gonna be necessary.
Tessa: I mean, I’d like to see it.
Mariah: Come on.
Tessa: It’s like you’re looking through me.