Best Lines provided by Eva
Noah: I’m sorry, I’m sorry. It was cruel. I shouldn’t have put you in that position. I was just messing with you guys.
Mariah: What? That — that was a joke? The big eyeball with the blue splotches? Are you — are you kidding me?
Noah: Yeah, I just added in those elements ’cause I knew one or both of you would hate it, and I wanted to
see your reaction.
Tessa: [ Laughs ] Noah! That’s so wrong.
Noah: I had to see how passionate you were about the work.
Tessa: [ Laughs ]
Mariah: Unforgivable. Do you think da Vinci would do that or Ansel Adams?
Noah: Oh, you think I’m that good, huh?
Mariah: Oh, that’s very funny.
Noah: [ Chuckles ]
Tessa: You know what? It was actually was funny. It was nice to see you so invested. You were about to go to war with a world-famous artist just to protect my image.
Mariah: Anytime you need me to take this guy down a notch, I’m your gal.
Noah: Oh, I’d like to see you try.
Mariah: Oh, anytime, anywhere, buddy.
Moses: Oh, just hanging out.
Noah: You must be a saint. Last time I hung out with Faith, she hogged all the popcorn at the movies, ate all of my fries at lunch —
Faith: Wait, never happened.
Noah: Will you two back me up on this?
Tessa: I do recall a couple incidents of brownie thievery.
Faith: I did not.
Tessa: Mm, well, it was at this very table, hmm? Remember? We ordered two brownies, fresh from the oven — perfect, fudgy, delicious. I go up to order drinks, I come back, and one is gone and the other has a bite taken out of it.
Faith: Oh. Yeah, maybe that did happen.
Noah: The truth.
Faith: But I was hungry and it was so warm and so good.
Tessa: Well, I swore that very day that I would never leave a snack unattended with Faith around.