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Nick: Yeah. Just another thing for Kyle and Summer that’s falling perfectly into place.
Phyllis: Yeah, because i uncovered what Sally and Tara were doing to our daughter.
Nick: Yeah, I believe the technical term for that is meddling, which is why I’m here.
Phyllis: Ugh. If it’s a lecture, I need to hydrate.
Nick: No, no, no, no. Hey. I’m completely on board with everything you did, so there’s no lecture.
Phyllis: What is it, then?
Nick: This is an acknowledgement of my respect for your stubbornness.
Phyllis: My leadership skills.
Nick: Your ability to just hang on to something and never let it go.
Phyllis: My determination.
Nick: Yes. And due to your meddling, you were able to bring me in so we could ride off and rescue our daughter together.
Phyllis: That was love.
Nick: It was. It was. So for the next few hours, it’s gonna be a tribute to all the things about you that make me crazy.
Phyllis: You know, I love this idea of a celebration of all things, you know, me. But a heads-up would’ve been nice. I have a ton of work. I mean…
Nick: Not on Phyllis Appreciation Day. I already set it up with your general manager. She’s gonna cover everything for you. You don’t have to worry about anything. Everything else has been set up.
Phyllis: You thought of everything.
Nick: All you have to decide is when you would like your tribute to begin.
Phyllis: Um, all right! I want it to begin now. Right now.
Nick: Right now.