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THIS STILL NEEDS EXTENSIVE EDITING!
I can’t believe you didn’t approve my budget. Well, believe it. I’m not paying travel arrangements for three editors. You kidding me? Take one. That’s preposterous, Drew! This is Paris Fashion Week! We have to make a notable presence. I’m already footing the bill for you, one editor, three photographers, and your assistants. This is Fashion Week. It’s not like you’re the focus of Fashion Week. This is Crimson, Drew — your number-one brand. Or have you forgotten that? Thank you so much for reminding me. I really appreciate that. So who are you gonna get rid of in lieu of those two editors? Are you intentionally being obtuse, or is this just a very good impression? Excuse me, I don’t mean to interrupt, but, Nina, your office said I’d find you here. Yeah, that’s because she’s always in here demanding one thing or another. Well, maybe I wouldn’t have to be in here if you actually did your job and stopped getting in the way of mine. Sometimes Nina forgets that I’m her boss. Nina, do you think we could move to your office? I need to speak to you. Well, I’ll come get you when I’m done, Alexis. As you can see, I’m in the middle of something! Well, this is important. Well, it’s going to have to wait because I am busy. Or have you forgotten that I’m your boss? Not anymore.
Okay, good. You put in Natalia’s provision regarding interviews, just like she asked. Yeah, yeah, just following orders, Maxie. But don’t be surprised if Natalia doesn’t try and play hardball anyway. Yes, because this is the fourth, the fourth, addendum to this contract. You know, that woman has given a new meaning to the word “momager.” Yeah, well, she’s already ensured most of the work falls on Lois. Yeah, well, let’s just hope Lois doesn’t screw up. Oh, I thought that was your job, Lucy.
Why can I never find my phone every time I’m in a hurry to get somewhere? Do you want me to call it? Ha! Never mind. I got it. Oh, okay. Well, now that you found your phone, can we have breakfast? Oh, I’m sorry. I’m gonna go to the Deception office before my mom gets there. She’s in hard-nosed negotiator mode, so I need to either pull her back, or at least warn Brook Lynn about it. Well, your mom always has your best interests at heart. Or what she thinks are my best interests. Not always the same thing. ‘Kay. Bye.
Hey, Avery, Uncle Sonny. Gio. How’s it going? How are you doing? Hi, Gio! Hi. I wanna go say hi to Joss. Okay, but don’t run. Don’t run! So, are you still at the Quartermaines’? They driving you crazy? No, no, not at all. They’ve been — They’ve been great. And the grounds are so big, I can just… go off by myself and practice without bothering anyone. So… You never bother me when you’re playing. Maybe you’re a little bit biased. Eh… [ Chuckles ] Anyways, uh, the living situation is working out great. I even have, uh, new neighbors. Joss and her friend, Trina. I’m moving into an apartment on the grounds.
[ Knocking ]
Finally! Hi! Hi. Were you expecting someone else? Uh, room service. I’m starving. What do you have for me? Printer proofs for the Harriet Nekaya opening. Ah! Oh, well, these borders still aren’t right. Harriet is very particular. They’re gonna have to do them again. Okay. Okay, I’ll relay the message. Uh, is there anything else that you’ll need? You know, actually, there is something… you can do for me, Trina. You can tell me everything that Joss has ever told you… about Sonny.
I bring Brook Lynn’s regrets, but she won’t be joining us today. Is everything okay? What?! What is more important than her job? Brook Lynn is fine. She’s just needed elsewhere. Okay? And so where is the other dynamic mother/daughter duo? I’m sure they’ll be here soon. Hey, how is everything going, Lois, overall? I mean, we are getting all positive feedback about your department store appearances. Oh. Oh, that makes me so happy because I am having a blast. I mean, it’s helping me hone my skills, getting me ready for all those Home & Heart appearances. Oh! Oh, funny story. Okay, so I’m at Wyndham’s the other day, and this woman comes up to me and she’s raving about Blaze and telling me how proud I should be of her because she thought that I was Blaze’s mother. Can you imagine? [ Laughs ] Natalia: No, I can’t.
What is it now, Alexis? Are you upset about something else? I’ve been upset since you’ve managed to turn a job I never really loved into a job that I really, really hate. Anyway, I quit! [ Scoffs ] We have a contract, Alexis. Do we? No. We don’t. Never had one. Shawn and I didn’t really need one because we trusted each other. And the reason I never brought it up to you is for just this very reason. And I kind of wish that we did, since a contractual dispute with you would be a really cool warm up now that I’ve got my law license back. What?! Alexis, that’s incredible! Congratulations. Yeah. Congratulations, Alexis! You were born to argue. At least now it won’t be with me. Good luck and goodbye, Alexis. I have to go inform Adrian DeWitt that he is being promoted as acting editor-in-chief, effective immediately.
I think that went very well, don’t you? You sure seemed to enjoy it. I’m not very happy about her handing the paper over to DeWitt, though. He was the bane of my existence. You got to have some regrets, though, don’t you? Some mixed feelings after all the work you did at The Invader? Reframing it, elevating its reputation? You did that, Alexis. You should feel proud. I do. Thanks. I mean, it wasn’t “Camelot,” but it did have some shining moments. Anyway, I’m gonna let you get back to what you were doing. Not until I tell you that watching Nina try to recover after you cut her down to size, that was the most fun I had all week. Thank you. [ Chuckles ] Josslyn. Sonny. Uh, I just want to thank you for looking out for Gio. Of course. He’s a nice guy. Yeah, he’s a special kid. Uh, I mean, he’s talented and all, but, you know, he’s — he’s a special kid.
What’s your point? Well, uh, I’ve known the Cerullos my whole life, and Gio’s like, you know, family. And I think it’d be best if… you didn’t give him your personal views on me and what I do. I think it would be better just to… leave the subject of me… out of the equation. Well, it’s clear that Gio puts you on a pedestal, so I have not shared my opinions of you with him… Oh, good. …and I don’t expect that to change. You know, I regret ever trying to open Kristina’s eyes about you. It was not my place, and you are her father… and she’s entitled to those illusions. So I’m not gonna make the same mistake twice. Gio finds out the truth about you… it’ll be because of something you did.
I don’t know what to tell you, Ava. I don’t keep tabs on Sonny Corinthos. You and Joss are so close. Right? And y-you’ve spent a lot of time with Dex too. There’s got to be something you’ve heard that I can use. Use for what? To protect myself! And Avery. Sonny said that I should expect to hear from his attorney, right? And that means that he’s going for full custody.
I — I — Okay, I understand that’s upsetting… Trina, I — Please. I need you to be my eyes and ears, okay? Please, just listen to Joss and pass on anything she says about Sonny. It’s only a matter of time before he tries to revoke our shared custody. He wants to take my baby, Trina. I can’t let that happen.
I’m sorry, Ava, but… Joss never talks about Sonny. In fact, she avoids the subject. And why is that? She hasn’t said. Probably because Sonny and her mom have had so much drama over the years. Joss has never given me details. I’m sorry, Ava, but… I’m afraid that the only thing I can do is cover for you at the gallery and run errands for you. But — But I’m happy to do that for you.
Okay, well… let me know if you think of anything, okay? Every little bit helps. Okay.
[ Door closes ] So I walked right into Drew’s office. Nina was there, and I quit… [ Gasps ] …right then and there. Go, Mom! Yes! Nina pulled out the “you’re under contract” threat. And guess what. What? I don’t have a contract. What? Wait. You’ve been working at The Invader all this time without a contract? I didn’t need one. I told Nina that Shawn and I trusted each other, but I would be happy to go up against Nina in a dispute now that I’m getting my law license back. Well, I’m very happy for you. But, gosh, I’m kind of sad for Nina because you were such an asset to The Invader. I don’t feel sorry for her at all. Besides, she has her little pet gossip columnist, and now she doesn’t have to worry about that pesky little “truth in reporting.” Well, congratulations. I think we should celebrate your freedom with some celebratory mimosas, hold the champagne. You mean just orange juice? Yeah, but, you know, in flutes.
I am sure you get people fan-girling and fan-boying about Blaze all the time. I’m — I’m just saying that I found it amusing that they associated me with her because, you know, we share the title of “The Face.” Sorry I’m late. What did I miss? Uh, just some amusing little story about how Lois is meeting your fans at different stores and places that you don’t have to go to. Oh, and I’m having a ball. And when I tell them that my daughter actually manages you, they ask me for my autograph. I’m having a ball, too, being the other Face of Deception. People even ask me if you’re my mother. [ Gasps ] I know, I know! I was just saying that. [ Laughs ] Oh, we are all just so fortunate to have both of you representing Deception. I mean, splitting the duties of The Face was definitely one of my more inspired ideas. Right, Lucy, because who knows where this company would be without your inspired ideas? Yes, the rest of us can only marvel. Oh, stop. I did not mean to imply I did this all by myself. Good, because we all know what happened the last time you did that. Okay, you know, could we really not keep bringing up my appearance on Home & Heart? Please? Please? Are you talking about our lowest hour of sales ever? No. Why would I want to bring that up? Because we all agreed that will never happen again. Which is why we have Lois, who is not only a dynamite representative, but she’s done a slew of in-store appearances where she’s bonded with our client base. You’re not only gorgeous, but you’re warm and approachable, and we’re really lucky to have you. Right, Lucy? Yeah. You know, that’s what I always say. I’ve been saying that. I’ve said that. See, I believe that we’re actually here to finalize the addendum to my daughter’s contract.
[ Knocking ] Hi. Got a minute? For you? Always. I thought you were out of town. I was, but I just got back from a mayor’s conference in D.C., where I was subbing for Laura, and I heard some interesting rumblings. Rumblings? About what? About you. So, are they true? Are you running for Congressman McConkey’s seat? I guess I shouldn’t be surprised. I just didn’t think it’d come out so soon. So it is true? I am tentatively planning on announcing the th of July. Here, have a seat. That is, if I get my name change to go through, and I get the yard signs printed up in time. You’re changing your name? According to McConkey, “Quartermaine for Congress” has a really nice ring to it. Wow. So a congressional run and a name change. Aren’t you full of surprises? I hope you don’t think I’m bailing on the Esplanade project. No, no. No, later for that. But is this something you’re doing to raise your profile, or do you plan to win?
One second.
Hi. What’s going on? Don’t look up. What? Why? Ava’s got a room overlooking the pool area, and I just left her, and — and she just made me very uncomfortable. What happened? She’s wound up about Avery. She thinks that Sonny’s gonna file for full custody. Joss? Okay, look, there’s certain things that we just shouldn’t talk about, and Ava is one of them. Okay, no. Just say what you’re thinking. Okay. This is gonna sound ironic, but I think that she’s better off with her dad.
Ava’s always been very supportive and loving to me. I consider her a close friend, not just an employer. But the Ava that I’ve been seeing lately… it’s — it’s like the one that Spencer used to talk about. Look, if Ava and Sonny go to family court, that’s gonna get really ugly. I’m sorry. You shouldn’t be dragged in the middle of this. No, I’m — I’m steering clear. Not even trying to be the go-between. I just feel bad for your little sister. She’s the one in the middle.
[ Scoffs ] You sure took your time. I’m not accustomed to being summoned. I certainly wasn’t gonna visit you at The Invader’s office. I have had a very busy morning, so I hope this covert visit is worth the hype. Now, what do you have for me? What do you know about Natalia Ramirez? She’s the mother of that pop star, Blaze, right? What about her? Ms. Ramirez is controlling, insufferable, hypocritical, and definitely not politically correct. Did you get the audio file I sent you? Yes, but I haven’t had time to listen.
[ Beep ]
Natalia: I’m not a prude. Whatever people do behind closed doors, that’s — that’s their own business. I just feel like gay people, or whatever alphabet soup they’re calling themselves these days, they just… they’re flighty, just not very serious about life. Kristina, she’s gonna be pregnant for nine months, give birth, and then just hand the baby over. See, to me, it just seems like Kristina and Alison just think, “Oh, would it be so fun to have a baby, as long as we don’t have to do any of the hard work or be serious about it.”
I do solemnly swear that I will give my campaign everything I have in terms of time, finance, dedication, and I fully intend on winning that seat. Alright, then you have my full support. Well, thank you. It means a lot. Do you want to hear my platform? Because I’d appreciate your input. I’m happy to give it. But the reason you have to win comes down to a name — Chelsea Grimes. My soon-to-be opponent. That woman should not be considered a serious candidate, but her numbers are creeping up and her campaign is picking up steam. And believe me, she is an absolute terror. Only out for herself and will do or say anything to get into power. She’d be a complete distraction in Congress, a waste of a seat for her constituents, and she must be stopped at any cost. So, my friend, my advice to you is to get up off your butt and start campaigning — with or without merch and yard signs. Okay, I would like to propose a toast to my accomplished mother’s very bright legal future ahead. Alexis: Aww, thanks. So what happens next, Mom? When do you get to start practicing again? Um, I just have to do some continual education stuff first. Oh, sorry. That’s okay. What’s with all the résumés there? You staffing up at the center? Uh, no. Actually, I’m looking for a replacement. Someone to fill in for me while I’m on maternity leave. Oh. Yeah. It’s kind of overwhelming. That bad? No. God, no. It’s good. It’s really good. There are candidates who have master’s degrees in social work and people who have over a decade worth of experience in the field. You know, while there’s me just figuring it out as I go and learning on the job. And doing a splendid job of it. You know, that center exists because of you, and I’m sorry you have to deal with delays with construction and having to change the — the opening from June to August. But, you know, that kind of stuff just happens with a project like this. Yeah. Yeah. It’s kind of ironic, though, right? The center is finally opening up its doors right when I’m taking a leave of absence. Hello, neighbor. You coming or going? Uh, planning to change and take a dip in the pool? Uh, no. I’m just here for work. Ava needed to see the proofs for the announcements for the new gallery opening. You want to see? Sure.
I figured it would just say “live music.” I didn’t think I’d be credited by name. You did this, didn’t you? Did I spell your name correctly? It’s all good. I — I really lucked out. I — I moved here and I met all the nicest people in town in my first month. Well, I got you a gig at the gallery, but I can’t do a thing here at the pool. In other words, I better get back to work, huh? Yeah.
I agree. Let’s get this show on the road. Here you go. Great idea. Okay. Um, I would like to start by saying that the new ad campaign featuring Blaze turned out fantastic, and we are getting great response from it. We also all agree that the division of duties for The Face of Deception worked out beautifully. You each reach a different segment of our market and we’re very happy about that. I am sure Lois’s upcoming appearance on Home & Heart will go spectacularly. And, Blaze, I speak for myself, Lucy, and Brook Lynn when I say we are happy to accommodate the addendum to your contract. Third time’s a charm. Actually, it’s the fourth time we’ve tried to satisfy your mom.
Natalia: I do try to stay open minded. It’s just that if my way of thinking is considered, um, old-fashioned, then, you know, so be it. [ Exhales sharply ] [ Beep ] Now, is this legit? It’s not doctored or AI? Oh, it’s the real deal. Or should I say the real Natalia Ramirez? You can have the whole recording to use however you like… as long as you can assure me that none of it gets tied back to me. Oh, don’t worry. I always protect my sources. Isn’t her daughter the new Face of Deception — the cosmetics line that prides itself on environmental and social consciousness? [ Chuckles ] Oh, mama! Now, you may encounter some resistance with Alexis on writing this story. [ Chuckles ] Your timing could not be more perfect. Alexis Davis is bye-bye. Out. As of this morning, you’re looking at the new editor-in-chief. You can send that entire audio file to our anonymous tip line. I’ll be watching and waiting for it. And stay tuned to your laptop, Ms. Jerome. This smoking-hot story is going live today. It has been an absolute pleasure.
Get me the copy department please. Ta-ta.
Pleasure’s all mine. I promise to give my opponent the fight of her life. Well, I hope you’re prepared because that woman will definitely fight dirty. Nina: Okay, Drew, I can manage Paris with two editors and two photogra…phers. I am so sorry. I didn’t know that you were in a meeting. Hi. Is this about the docks project? You know what? I’ll just come back another time. No. No. No need to. We were just wrapping up. I need to get back to City Hall to see what’s been going on in my absence. I just stopped by to do some fact-checking. I-It’s okay. Nina knows about the campaign. And I promise that I’m gonna make my announcement very soon. And when I’m elected, the whole McConkey Esplanade, that is gonna move so much faster once I’m able to support that in Congress. Well, then, Congressman Quartermaine, I look forward to the yard signs and buttons. -See you soon. -Talk soon. Congressman Quartermaine? Thank you. Mm-hmm. All the delays and the endless meetings with the architects and the contractors and the change order and permits… It’s all just a lot to handle. Now my due date and the center are both set for August. The timing is not great. Do you think that you’re not entitled to take time to recuperate because you’re not gonna be raising the baby? Because that’s just not the case. You’re entitled to maternity leave, even as a surrogate. Yeah, I know. I know I am. That’s why I am looking now for my replacement to take over while I’m away. Kristina. What aren’t you saying?
That I’ll be away from the center giving birth to a baby that I have carried for nine months that was never meant to be mine. Uh — [ Chuckles ] I think what Lucy meant to say is that Natalia is very…diligent. It’s okay, Maxie. I know exactly what Lucy meant to say. And I’m not gonna apologize for the care that I take with my daughter’s career. As a matter of fact, I think the fact that we’re here in this room having this discussion right now is validation that I’ve been very successful in my efforts. My mother has always had my best interests at heart. And she has good instincts. Thank you, sweetheart. Can we do this? Scott: Uh… Yeah. Okay. I drafted up a new version that… Oh! Thanks. …should address all of your concerns. I think you’ll find it acceptable.
Natalia: No. No. This is awful. This is not what we agreed to.
Mom! Hi, ya little fish! How are you? Hey, Joss. Hey. You want to help Sonny out? Sure. W-What’s up? Here. Follow my lead. Avery, there’s ice cream being served downstairs in the garden. Um, I can’t take you because I’ve got to stay and watch the pool, but Gio can. You remember Gio, right? I’ve known him since he was smaller than you. Hello, Gio. Hi, Ms. Jerome. Well, Avery, it’s fine by me if you want that ice cream. I can get you extra sprinkles. I know a guy. [ Chuckles ] Come on. I was watching from my balcony, and I saw the two of you. Avery is becoming quite the strong swimmer. Ava, I showed you to the door ’cause I don’t want to see your face anymore. Not at my place. Not here. Not anywhere. Are you still harping on this? Fine. You can have two editors, two photographers. Well, thank you… Mr. Quartermaine. I appreciate your generosity. You can make fun of it all you want, but it definitely raises the recognition factor, not that I expect your support. I beg your pardon? I backed you to McConkey! Yeah, that’s because I put you on the spot and you just said whatever the Congressman wanted to hear. I also happen to remember that you extracted your quid pro quo immediately afterwards. I told McConkey that you would be a great representative for Port Charles and that you are just the kind of “loathsome” that will do well in Washington. Please. Nina. My head is spinning with all the compliments. Drew, I am a supporter. I’m gonna go all-in to get you elected. And despite Alexis’ dramatic exit, it appears that The Invader will survive, so my publication stands ready and willing to support you at the most opportune time. If I knew what I was doing, I would offer to be your campaign manager. And why would you help me? You know, it’s just the reality is hitting. The reality that I am planning for maternity leave, but I’m not the mother, you know? I’m just the… [Voice breaking] The surrogate. And… You know… I think now that I’m experiencing it and the experience is coming to an end… I keep thinking that it is exactly like you and Sam warned me. Because my body doesn’t know the difference, you know? I mean, my hormones don’t know whether it’s TJ and Molly’s baby or if it’s my baby. And I just keep thinking, you know, if everything goes according to plan and if Molly and TJ stay together and they raise this baby… are they gonna miss me? You know? Will they even think about me at all? What’s gonna happen? I mean, will they know… that the woman holding them isn’t the woman who actually carried them? Does that — Maybe it doesn’t even matter. I don’t know. I just… I can’t stop thinking about what’s gonna happen to me. What am I supposed to do, Mom? W-What do I do in six weeks? I just, what, bounce back to work and I get my body back in shape and then I go to the center like nothing ever happened? Nobody expects that from you, honey. I know, but it’s just — it’s — The closer that I get to my due date, I… See? That’s another thing. That’s a perfect example. My due date? Like, is it even my due date? No. It’s really Molly and TJ’s due date. And I’m just the — the — the woman, the person that’s just doing the labor. I’m giving birth. It’s not really my due date. It’s definitely your due date. I’m sorry, Mom. I’m just — I’m — I’m spinning out a little bit because I just — I — I know you warned me about this, and I don’t want you to be disappointed at me. Disappointed in you? I am so proud of you… I could cry. Oh. Don’t do that. [ Sobs ] Oh, honey. It’s okay, baby. What is your problem now? Natalia, what specifically are your concerns? Yeah, I drafted this up to reflect your concerns. The last sticking point was the interviews with Blaze. She said that she would do them if she knew the questions ahead of time. It’s here in black and white. [ Cellphone chiming ] What — What — What’s your problem? Where did this language about “video interviews” come from? Well, welcome to the st century. Scott! Lucy: Uh, he’s right. You know what? A lot of celebrities do video, on-camera interviews. That’s how they build up their followers, their views. Well, in fact, I have quite a few of those. I should know. Here we go. [ Clears throat ] [ Cellphone chiming ] Can you turn that thing off, please? I-I’m sorry. I get an alert every time Deception’s in the news. Lucy: It’s probably because Deception is trending. You know, come to think of it, I did give a really nice motivational post this morning. It was about authenticity! Okay. Alright. I’m sure it will calm down. Can we just continue, please? Okay. Can we start with page one, paragraph three?
I don’t want any trouble, Sonny. I simply saw you and our daughter at the pool and I came down to say “hello.” No harm in that, right? As long as we understand each other. Oh, I do. Maybe you don’t. You need to be very careful, Sonny. Because if you even think about taking my daughter from me, it’ll go worse for you than you can even imagine. And why wouldn’t I help you, Drew? I mean, we’re managing to get along, and Willow idolizes you. And, clearly, this is something that you’re committed to, to the point of changing your name. And if I help you get elected, maybe it will help me with Willow. All about the public service, aren’t you, Nina? Well, I’m desperate to have a better relationship with my daughter, yes. That’s nothing new. But… I do believe in you, Drew. And you’re no worse than most of the politicians out there. And you’re vastly preferable to your opponent. So stop questioning my motives, okay? If you’re gonna win this — and I want you to… you’re gonna need all the help that you can get.
Look what you’ve done. You volunteered to have this baby for your sister and for TJ, and it is an incredibly generous act. Then… you know, you opened an LGBTQ+ — I got it right, right? [ Laughs ] For the youth. I mean, another incredible, incredibly generous act. You, Kristina, have the biggest heart. It’s because I’ve always been so loved and accepted and supported. And when I think of Allie and her relationship with her mom, I think of… how I am able to do what I’m able to do because of you and Dad. And I know you guys don’t always see eye to eye, but you have always made me feel important, accepted, and you’ve let me be me. And why wouldn’t we? When who you are is just so damn fabulous.
That’s my girl. Are you threatening me, Ava? It’s not a threat, Sonny. It’s a promise. You forget who I am… what I’m capable of. I suggest you remember real quick. Avery is my daughter, and I will do whatever I have to do to make sure she stays with me. And while my history may be questionable in some respects, yours is much, much worse. You can’t afford the kind of trouble I can make for you.
[ Cellphone chiming ] Maybe we should reschedule. Oh, what? To revise the fourth or draft up a fifth? No, no. [ Cellphone chiming ] Guys, we’re gonna get this done, okay? Let’s get this done right now. And, Maxie, could you just turn off your phone? You know what I guess this probably is? Is Deception is trending because we are having so much success. Our sales are soaring because of our new products and because — thanks to you and all your hard work. And, yes, Lois, thanks to you, too, we’re doing very well. Lois: Thank you. I feel so welcome. Scott: Alright. Come on. Come on. Come on, girls! Can we get down to business? Oh…my God!
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