Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Chanel: Horton, wait. I am so sorry you had to see that.
Johnny: I’m not.
Paulina: Oh, ha ha ha! Hi! Abe. Ha ha. Abe the babe. How was your day?
Abe: Well, it’s a lot better now.
[Both laughing] Oh, I see you, uh, put out big mama’s good china, huh? So what’s the occasion? Chanel planning on some celebration?
Paulina: Mm. Chanel isn’t joining us for dinner. We’re having a surprise guest.
Chloe: Hey. I hope this is okay.
Shawn: Yeah. Come on in.
Chloe: I come bearing gifts. Or rather one gift for the baby.
[Both chuckling] Oh, can I hold him?
Shawn: Yeah. Here you go.
Chloe: Hi buddy. You are precious, aren’t you?
Shawn: Let’s open this up. What is this? What–[Laughs]
Chloe: Um, it’s a velcro pacifier holder. It’s the newest in baby tech. Trust me we didn’t have that when parker was little. I’m very envious right now.
Shawn: Aww. Well, thank you, chloe.
Chloe: You’re welcome. Listen, shawn. I know what it’s like to be a single parent, and I know it’S…it’s not easy. But just know that you’re not alone. You have me and you have belle.
Shawn: Well, I, uh, I guess you didn’t get the memo. Uh, belle doesn’t want anything to do with little shawn, and, uh, now that she’s sleeping with ej, she doesn’t want anything to do with me either.
Brady: Hey, you. Dad or marlena are not here. I don’t know if you wanted to see them, but–
Belle: No, I came to see my big brother.
Brady: You did? That is a pleasant surprise.
[Phone rings] I like that. And this is not a pleasant surprise. This is statesville.
[Beep] Yeah. I’ll accept. Kristen?
Kristen: [Huffs] Who else would I be?
Brady: What do you want?
Kristen: Well, you…you said once I got settled in here, you’d think about bringing rachel to see me, and I’m officially settled in. I miss our daughter so much, brady. I really need to see her.
Orpheus: Stop pacing. You’re making me dizzy.
Evan: You’re dizzy? My head won’t stop spinning. I already lost one son, dad. Jan trying to make off with my other one? You can’t blame me for being upset. Thank god they stopped her. Now that she’s outta the picture–dead or on the run or whatever she is– I’m supposed to just sit by and watch shawn brady raise my kid? I can’t let that happen. I have to get outta here.
Orpheus: And I told you, you will.
Evan: But when? You said it could take weeks, months!
Orpheus: Or…[Exhales] It could be today.
Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “days of our lives.”
Abe: So who is this special guest supposed to be?
Paulina: Nope. Mm-mm. No spoilers, as kids say. You’ll just have to wait and see.
Abe: Ah. Ah. [Sniffs] I smell bacon?
Paulina: You and that keen nose of yours. Bacon-wrapped pork-loin.
Abe: Ooh. Well, this must be some kind of special guest, isn’t it?
Paulina: Mm. Buckle up honey.
[Knock on door]
Abe: I got it.
Paulina: Ah, here we go.
Abe: I got it. Governor mitchell?
Paulina: Ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, thank you. Thank you so much for joining us this evening.
Mitchell: Well, when paulina price calls, I answer. Is that bacon I smell?
Paulina: Ha ha ha ha ha! I know it’s your favorite.
Abe: So you two… know each other?
Paulina: Oh, well, we’ve crossed paths a time or two. Now, abraham, don’t get your nose out of joint. Governor mitchell and I were old friends, but I asked him here for you.
Abe: For me?
Paulina: Mm-hmm. As you know, ed here–excuse me, governor mitchell will be leaving office at the end of his term. And his endorsement would go a long way in deciding the next election. And, well, I was hoping that you’d endorse abraham.
Mitchell: Mayor carver, I hadn’t realized you were interested in running for governor.
Abe: Neither did I.
Channel: Johnny was just–
Johnny: Proposing… to the woman that I love.
Jonny: Look, I told chanel that I don’t wanna hide how I feel anymore, that I love her and I wanna marry her–
[Thump] Ohh! [Coughs]
Chloe: Belle isn’t sleeping with ej anymore.
Shawn: Well, only because sami found out, and then she paul revered it all the way to my doorstep because she couldn’t wait to tell me the news.
Chloe: She wanted to tell you herself. I know that.
Shawn: You know, what, chloe, it doesn’t matter–it doesn’t matter how I found out. What matters is my wife… my wife belle cheated on me again. And, uh, this time I think it’s over.
Brady: I can’t bring rachel to see you right now.
Kristen: What? Well, why not?
Brady: Oh, for one thing, she’s in california.
Kristen: She’s where?
Brady: We went to visit tate and theresa in california. And she was having such a good time hanging with her brother, going to the beach… she begged me to stay a little longer. So I discussed it with theresa and–
Kristen: You left my kid in california in the care of that maniac? You didn’t even think to talk to me first?
Brady: Theresa’s a good mom.
Kristen: And, what, I’m not? Is that what you’re saying?
Brady: Look, kristen–
Kristen: So she’s braiding rachel’s hair, reading her bedtime stories, building sandcastles at the beach while I’m stuck–
Brady: It is not theresa’s fault that you’re in statesville, okay? And it’s not mine, and it’s definitely not your daughter’S.
Kristen: I am her mother, brady. Me. Not her. You can’t keep my daughter away from me.
Brady: Kristen you know what? I’m not gonna do this. I’m not gonna do this. I will talk to you later.
Belle: So…how’s kristen?
Evan: What the–
Orpheus: The cell block C. Those ladies are always fighting over the remote. Look, son… you need to relax. Things are falling into place for us. See, before jan went, uh, swimming with the fishes, she provided us with a very valuable service. She came through with a password to the salem pd mainframe. My guys have been digging and digging… and they finally hit pay dirt.
Orpheus: Yeah. We’re gonna be outta here soon. You keep that under your hat, boy. Just go do your shift in the infirmary and play it cool, right? Don’t do anything that could jeopardize your release. You got it? Smooth sailing, son.
Evan: That’s great news. You got it, dad. Smooth sailing.
Kristen: [Moans] Uhh! Where’s the damn doctor?
Evan: I can get you some ice for your hand while you wait.
Kristen: Oh, right, right, ’cause, that’s what passes for medical attention here? Ice?
Evan: Only the best for america’s incarcerated. It’s what I can do for you for now. The average wait time here is two to three weeks. So suit yourself.
Evan: Who’d you clock?
Kristen: The wall was looking at me funny. You know, what is it to you?
Evan: All right. If you don’t wanna talk about it… we just heard the commotion and thought you girls were fighting over the remote again.
Kristen: Oh my god. Gimme a break. Us girls? Eavesdrop much, sonny boy?
Evan: Forget I mentioned it.
Kristen: Hey, I was upset. I, uh, I miss my little girl and I…just don’t know when I’m ever gonna see her again.
Evan: Sorry to hear that. I know exactly how you feel.
Chloe: Shawn, I know that you are hurt and you’re angry and you have every right to be.
Shawn: Listen, please. I don’t want to hear that it wasn’t technically cheating just because we were separated. It doesn’t make a difference to me, all right, I didn’t even want to be separated in the first place.
Chloe: I know that. But you have to try to understand belle’s side of this.
Shawn: I was the one who was assaulted–me. And then she’s acting like I cheated on her. I mean, come on.
Chloe: Belle understands that what happened between you and jan was not in your control. But what was in your control was letting her know that you’d had sex with jan, and you could have controlled your reaction to finding out that jan was having your baby. But what did you do? You helped her get outta prison. You moved her in here. Belle saw that.
Shawn: Yeah, but belle had already moved out.
Chloe: Well, of course she did, temporarily, to wrap her mind around all this madness. And then jan starts having labor pains and asks you to keep belle away from her, and you did that.
Shawn: Yeah, because jan is carrying my baby. I mean, what am I supposed to do? I was looking out for his health.
Chloe: What about looking out for your marriage?
Belle: I’m sorry, brady. It’s so hard when a child’s involved.
Brady: The only thing that matters right now is what’s best for rachel. She’s getting older. Think she’s developing these little anxieties. Everything petrifies her. Even g-rated movies. She made me stop “snow white” the other day.
Belle: Well, that evil queen is pretty scary.
Brady: I just don’t think statesville prison is the right place for a kid, especially rachel right now. She can’t handle it.
Belle: Yeah. I don’t know, brady. You’ll figure it out, you know? It’s not a sprint. It’s a marathon.
Brady: Well, I’m exhausted, belle.
Belle: But you only have your whole life left to run it, so there’s that.
Brady: So comforting. How are you doing?
Brady: I mean, what do we have to talk about?
Belle: Wow. Well, how am i doing? Um… my husband has a son with a low-life criminal, and we’re separated. And ej and I are through. And I’m staying with your girlfriend, which I’m sure now that you’re back in town, you greatly appreciate. But other than that, can’t complain.
Brady: I assume it didn’t go too well when you told shawn about you and ej, right?
Belle: Ah, yes. That’s the other thing. I didn’t tell shawn. Sami did. She beat me to it and…wow. She took great pleasure in spilling the beans. As if things between us weren’t bad enough already.
Brady: So what’s the deal then? I mean, with jan outta the way, I guess the question is, do you want to try to work out things with shawn or not?
Johnny: [Coughing] What is your problem?
Allie: Chanel asks us to back off, so you sneak behind my back and give her an engagement ring?
Johnny: Oh, did you not just come here to see chanel?
Allie: Not with an engagement ring, you weirdo. No. I came to see my best friend, my best friend because I just got some really upsetting news.
Chanel: What happened, allie?
Allie: I just found out that my grandma kate knew what my dad did, that he kidnapped our mom.
Allie: Yeah. I mean, she didn’t find out until after mom was rescued, but still…
Johnny: Oh my god. So she covered for lucas, and then he turns around and kills aunt abigail?
Allie: No, he didn’t do that, okay, or at least–I don’t know. I don’t think he did that. Grandma marlena hypnotized him, and he uncovered a memory that might clear him.
Chanel: Okay. That’s great.
Johnny: Yeah, he still kidnapped our mom. Okay? He admitted it to us all. And then he had the nerve to plead not guilty. Or did he come up with a memory to get him outta that too?
Allie: Are you trying to ruin every part of my life? Do you want my dad to go to prison? Is that what you want?
Chanel: Just stop. Stop. Both of you.
Mitchell: You didn’t have paulina reach out to me about an endorsement?
Paulina: Abraham’s such a humble man. I knew he’d need a little push. You’ve seen what he’s done here in salem. Now just imagine what he could do for the whole state.
Mitchell: You’ve got yourself quite the representative here.
Mitchell: Oh. Excuse me.
[Beep] Yeah. Yes, hello?
Orpheus: Governor mitchell?
[Ominous chords] This is milo harp.
Orpheus: You might know me by the name orpheus.
Mitchell: I don’t know how you got this number, but I’m hanging up.
Orpheus: I got your number from your personnel file.
Mitchell: You what?
Orpheus: You might want to hear what I have to say, governor.
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Chanel: I said I needed time and both of you agreed, but instead of being patient and honoring that, you two are acting like contestants on “the bachelorette”– bickering and squabbling. I heard you were even going at it at your mom’s wedding.
Johnny: Chanel, you just told me you love me.
Chanel: It’s not news, johnny. I love you. And I love allie too. I just, I–
Allie: Need time? Well, how much chanel? Okay? ‘Cause, it’s been weeks, and we’re trying to be patient. At least I am, but come on. I mean, we can’t go on like this.
Johnny: I agree with my sister for once. You need to make a choice chanel. Now.
Shawn: Belle doesn’t want to raise jan’s kid. She doesn’t–she doesn’t see him as an innocent baby. She can’t separate him from– from, you know, from everything. And to be honest, chloe, I didn’t think that I could either. And…then I saw him and, uh, looked into his eyes and he’s my boy. And, you know, steve and kayla keep offering to babysit, but… I don’t wanna be separated from him. You know, especially since I almost lost him.
Chloe: Yeah. I get that. And he really is beautiful. But I guarantee you, the moment that bella holds him in her arms, her heart is just– it’s gonna melt.
Shawn: Yeah, well, it’s gonna be kind of difficult considering she can’t be in the same room as him.
Chloe: Well, she’S…she’s upset, shawn. And I know that you’re upset too. But as someone who had a front-row seat to you two falling in love all those years ago, I’ve just…I’ve always believed that you and belle… you’re meant to be together.
Belle: Do I wanna work things out with shawn?
[Huffs] Of course, I do. He’s the love of my life. And I know now that sleeping with ej was a huge mistake.
Brady: Ohh… I am so proud of you for figuring that out all on your own.
Belle: Brady, our problems started way before ej was in the picture, okay? I know that it’s not that baby’s fault, but… listen, I wish I could be the better person and just suck it up and forget that that little boy belongs to jan and shawn, but honestly… I don’t think I can do that.
Kristen: Oh, you’re evan frears, right? You have a son commissioner hernandez was raising for a while.
Evan: Unfortunately, my sister took him halfway around the world. I don’t know when I’ll see him again, but…I have another newborn son too, and I’m gonna be with him very soon.
Kristen: Ohh… wh-hold on. I thought the policy here was no visitors under two.
Evan: Well, I didn’t say that.
Kristen: Hey… are you saying that, uh, you’re getting outta here?
Evan: Yeah. I’m, uh… up for parole in a couple of weeks.
Kristen: Ha. No, you’re not. You have a rap sheet almost as long as mine, and you just got back here, after a prison break no less. I’m well aware of those consequences.
Evan: How do you know so much about me?
Kristen: Well, apparently you don’t know who you’re talking to. You see, I’m kristin dimera. I know all. And what I don’t know, I make it a point to finding out. So, mr. Evan frears, tell me. How are you getting outta here to see your son?
Orpheus: Are you still there?
Mitchell: How did you get access to confidential records?
Orpheus: Tip of the iceberg, governor. You might have thought you buried the, uh, the anderson file deep, but I’m afraid it looks like you’re sunk.
Mitchell: You son of a–
Orpheus: Easy there, ed. You might want to consider who you’re talking to. I know everything you did.
Mitchell: What do you want?
Orpheus: There ya go. That is exactly what I wanted to hear. If you’re washing with the bargain brand,
Brady: Look, you are a very good person, and yes, yes, shawn christian is jan’s baby, but it…is also shawn’s baby. And shawn has found a way to step up and be a parent. So you probably can too… especially now that jan is outta the picture. You know, that little boy is gonna need a mother.
Belle: We don’t even know that jan is gone. She’s been gone before.
Brady: Not “at the bottom of a river” gone.
Belle: Okay. Listen, even if I were going to try, I slept with ej. Shawn won’t even talk to me.
Brady: He loves you. We both know that, but he’s stubborn.
Belle: Ha. Most stubborn guy I know.
Brady: But you are the one that can get through to him. So talk to him. Look, belle, you’re not gonna get anywhere unless the two of you let each other know how you feel.
Shawn: If belle has something to say to me, she can say to herself.
Chloe: Okay, shawn. I know that you are mad, and I’m not making any excuses for her, but belle knows that what happened with ej was a mistake.
Shawn: A mistake? I could think of several other words for it.
Chloe: I’m pretty sure she would have some choice words for you as well. It’s not like nothing happened between you and jan the last couple of months.
Shawn: Well, I didn’t sleep with her.
Chloe: Okay. Maybe not that.
Shawn: Come on, chloe. We’ve been through this.
Chloe: I saw you kissing her.
Shawn: No, I did–no, I did not kiss her–she kissed me. Come on, gimme a break here.
Chloe: Okay, fine. Even so, you were running out to get her cheeseburgers at every hour of the day, you were rubbing her aching back when she was pregnant and gushing over your beautiful child together. I mean, come on, a baby… a baby bonds people. You felt that, didn’t you? And belle felt that too. When she saw you and jan together bonding. Do you think that was easy for her? The baby was never the problem. It was jan. Jan’s always been the problem, but she’s out of your lives now. And so is ej. So the only two people standing between you and belle are you and belle.
Shawn: It’s not that simple.
Chloe: Well, it’s only as complicated as you wanna make it. Come on, just… just call her, talk to her, try to figure things out. Try to find your way back to each other. ‘Cause I know if two people could do it, it’s you guys.
Mitchell: I’m sorry, paulina. I have to go. There’s been an emergency,
Paulina: But I just took dinner out of the oven.
Mitchell: I’m sorry, paulina. I’ll have to take a rain check.
Paulina: Oh, well that’s just too bad now–I hope that you take what we discussed under advisement. I mean, abraham, he would be the most worthy successor that you can imagine.
Mitchell: Yes, I-I will. Good night.
Abe: So paulina… price carver… you have some explaining to do.
Evan: I never said I was getting outta here.
Kristen: Oh, heaven. You are such a terrible liar. You know, this would be so much simpler if you just tell me everything.
Evan: I can’T.
Kristen: Hmm? You can’t? Oh… is daddy threatening you, hmm? I know orpheus can be so scary, but I promise you I’m scarier.
Evan: What the hell are you doing?
Kristen: I am gonna push this pencil through your eyeball and push your pea-sized brain out your skull unless you tell me how the hell you’re gonna break outta here.
Evan: I never said we’re gonna break out.
Kristen: Come on.
Evan: Oh god.
Kristen: Ha ha ha ha. Oh. Oh, you know what? I hear the wait for medical attention will take a long time. What did you say? Two to three weeks?
Evan: Okay! Okay! Okay. I’ll tell you. Announcer: Type 2 diabetes?
Kristen: Oh, so that’s what orpheus is up to. It’s very impressive.
Evan: You can’t tell my father I told you.
Kristen: Ohh…I won’t say a word, but you will.
Evan: I can’T.
Kristen: Quiet. Go get me a piece of paper. I got a new job for you, nurse evan. Delivery boy.
Mitchell: I had to tell the warden some cockamamie story about wanting to see my prison reforms in action.
Orpheus: [Chuckles] What prison reforms? The only thing you’ve done in office is line your pockets. You’re just like the rest of the suits, aren’t you? You lock guys like me up, working guys, and throw away the key, right? You sip your martinis and sell the prisons to the highest bidder. Where’s my martini, ed?
Mitchell: There must be something I can do for you. A transfer perhaps?
Orpheus: Ha ha ha ha. I’m not negotiating, governor. From the moment I was placed here, I started to work on a plan to get out. And here you are. Ha.
Mitchell: Sorry. That can’t be done.
Orpheus: Well, that’s too bad. But you seem like a smart guy. A smart guy would see… that the power has shifted. Now, you wouldn’t know that just looking at us, but right now, your only choice is to do precisely what I say. Otherwise, your shiny legacy of public service–well, I’m just gonna have to flush that right down the toilet. And you can say goodbye to your blissful retirement and your lucrative consulting gigs that you’ve got all lined up…and say hello to bruno, your new cellmate.
Mitchell: I can’t possibly justify this to the people.
Orpheus: You’re a politician, ed. Do what you do best. Lie.
Paulina: Abraham, I know your reputation took a hit because of my crazy scheme with price town. I wanna make it up to you.
Abe: By pitching me for a job that I don’t really want.
Paulina: Now, come on. Don’t tell me you’ve never seen yourself, you know, in the governor’s mansion… and with me as first lady on your arm?
Abe: Ah! Now I see what this is all about.
Paulina: Am I being selfish? Yes. Would I love to be first lady? Yes! And why? Because I’m proud of you and I’m proud to be your wife. And you’re a decent, honorable man. No one would make a better governor than you.
Chanel: So you guys just decided out of the blue that you’re not gonna respect my wishes?
Johnny: It’s not that we don’t want to.
Allie: We just can’T. Not anymore. This situation is driving all of us crazy, chanel. Look what just happened with my dad. He was so obsessed with winning my mom’s love that he went off the deep end.
Chanel: Oh, so you’re gonna kidnap me now?
Johnny: Chanel. Just–
Chanel: Do you guys think that I’m enjoying this? Do you think I’m just kicking back and watching the show? I’m not your mom. I’m not playing you against each other.
Johnny: Maybe not on purpose.
Chanel: Excuse me? Who got dumped…twice? Who got hurt…twice? Who had to watch both of you go after someone else? Okay? It’s not my fault. I didn’t create this messed-up situation.
Johnny: No, we know that, but you’re the only one who can fix it.
Chanel: You know what? I should just tell both of you to go to hell. But I’m not gonna do that… because you’re right. I need to make a choice.
Orpheus: Ah, just the man I wanted to see. It’s done my boy, all taken care of. Wait, what are you doing back here so soon? I told you to keep your head down–your shift can’t be over yet.
Evan: Dad, better take a look at this.
Orpheus: You…idiot. Time. It’s life’s most precious commodity,
Paulina: I’m sure chanel would love the perks of living in the governor’s mansion. And you would love the satisfaction of running the state properly. Helping the good people here. And with your heart breaking over lani and eli and the twins gone… what you need is a good distraction–to dive in head first into what you do best and to give the rest of us what we need. Governor abraham carver. Now, don’t tell me the thought has never crossed your mind.
Abe: [Small laugh] Well, if it had–
Paulina: Aha! I knew it! You just had to be pushed out of your comfort zone, and I was just the right woman to do it. Ah ha ha! Ooh. Now, if I just– just had a little more time with the–with the governor to plead your case. I wonder what was important to make him out of here like that?
Orpheus: You’re lucky that the governor’s still taking my calls.
Evan: Dad. I’m sorry. I–
Orpheus: Stop. What’s done is done. Forget about going back to the infirmary. Just sit tight where I can see you and keep your big mouth shut until the plan is executed.
Brady: Hi. Did shawn like his baby gift?
Chloe: Yeah, I think so, but he’s just…hi, belle. What are you doing here?
Brady: She was just ignoring her brother’s love life advice.
Chloe: Yeah. Two peas in a pod. Shawn was just doing the same with me. I was trying to talk some sense into him, but he was not being very receptive.
Belle: Well, yeah, he’s almost as stubborn as me.
[Phone rings] That’s shawn.
Chloe: Well, answer it.
Shawn: Hey, uh, I was hoping that we could talk. Is there a, uh, a time that you could come over?
Belle: I could come over now.
Chanel: I didn’t think it’d be this hard to choose.
Johnny: Well, I’m endlessly charming and witty and…attractive. Allie is too, I guess.
Allie: Will you just be quiet?
Chanel: Listen, my first marriage, it lasted a day, and my second one wasn’t much longer. I wanna do it right this time. So, johnny, I’m sorry, but I can’t accept that ring.
Allie: Wait, so are you saying that…you choose me?
Chanel: I’m not choosing either one of you.
Allie: But you just said–
Chanel: I said, I will make a decision, but just let me sleep on it. I-I can’t make a decision with both of you staring at me.
Johnny: That’s fine. We get that.
Allie: Yeah. Of course, we do.
Chanel: Yeah. I’ll see you tomorrow.
Allie: Good night.
Johnny: Sweet dreams. So…when she does make her decision, are you gonna be able to accept the fact that it’s me?
Allie: I should have absorbed you in the womb.
Johnny: No, seriously. We’re gonna be cool… whatever she chooses? Just with everything going on with mom and us taking each of our dad’s sides and all this stuff with chanel… I miss my first best friend.
Allie: I do too.
Johnny: So we’re gonna be cool no matter what happens?
Allie: Yeah. We’re gonna be okay.
Johnny: All right.
Paulina: Oh, I’m so excited. I knew it. I knew you’d be on board with this.
Abe: Well, governor mitchell hasn’t endorsed me yet.
Paulina: Oh, ha ha ha…
[Phone chimes] Oh. Mm. Ooh, look, the governor’s giving a press conference right now! Quick, quick, turn on the tv, abe, come on. Oh, this is it! This is it. Oh, abe, abe, it’s happening, it’s happening, abe.
Mitchell: As my constituents are aware, my term is ending in november. And before I depart,R. I would like to talk to you about a constituent named…
[Paulina mouthing words] Milo harp.
Paulina: What? Who in the hell is milo harp?
Paulina: What? Who is orpheus?
Mitchell: I am hereby issuing him a full pardon.
Mitchell: The same goes for his son, christian maddox, aka evan frears.
Orpheus: We did it. Should be happening as we speak.
Evan: And the first thing I’m going to do when I get outta here is claim my son.
Shawn: It’s okay, daddy turned off the radio. I feel the same way about taylor.
Kristen: Don’t you worry, rachel. Mommy’s coming. Mommy’s coming.
Brady: Kristen called me.
Chloe: What? What did she want? I’m sorry.
Brady: Same thing she always wants. She wants to see rachel.
Chloe: Well, I think we should make this a kristen-free evening. What do you say?
Brady: That’s a good idea.
Chloe: What do you wanna watch baseball or…
Brady: I don’t care.
Chloe: Governor’s emergency press conference? Wonder what’s going on.
Mitchell: In addition, I am also issuing a full pardon to kristin dimera.
[ Heavy breathing ]