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Michael: I have one word of advice for you â patience.
Diane: Thatâs unusually succinct for you.
Michael: Look, you canât force everyone to come around, but if you keep being the best version of yourself, theyâll have to acknowledge eventually that youâve changed. Whether theyâll admit it to your face or not.
Diane: How long did it take you to convince everyone youâd evolved?
Michael: Thatâs beside the point.
Diane: So what is the point?
Michael: Anything is possible. Look, I reinvented myself. It was a long and hard journey. But it was worth it. And now I have the life of my dreams.
Diane: I would exactly put âthrown into a South American jail for doing victor Newmanâs dirty workâ on my vision board, but, hey, to each his own.
Michael: No, no, alright. My job keeps my life interesting. I was talking more about my personal life. I love Lauren now more than i did the day I married her.
 Diane :Aww. That is disturbingly sweet.
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Phyllis: How did you know i was there?
Michael: My âPhyllis-darâ is well honed. If youâre within a 50-yard radius of me, I know it.
Phyllis: Oh. Thatâs odd.
Michael: So is eavesdropping. So, what the hellâs going on? I thought you were supposed to be in Savannah.
Phyllis: I was. Now I am back.
Michael: And youâre really following Diane around and spying on her?
Phyllis: [Scoffs] Well, when you say it like that, itâs so dramatic. No, I was just, you know, looking around, getting the lay of the land, if you will.
Michael: Nothingâs changed since you left.
Phyllis: Oh, I beg to differ. A lot has changed. Yeah, some of my close, personal friends have seemed to, mm, uh, forgive Diane for her past deeds.
Michael: For Peteâs sake, will you stop lurking around in the shrubbery and acting like some crazed stalker from an âI Love Lucyâ episode and maybe, maybe face the fact that Diane has changed, like you have claimed that you have more than once.
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