Best Lines provided by Eva
Adam: Come in.
Sally: Good morning.
Adam: You are the last person that I expected to come through that door.
Sally: Because now that we’ve broken the seal on our relationship, we should avoid each other?
Adam: Because you rarely knock.
Sally: We…did things yesterday. We fraternized…a lot. And we crossed many…many lines.
Adam: Do you regret it?
Sally: Not one bit.
Adam: Then can we just relax? Because nothing has changed, except the fact that we don’t have to pretend we don’t want to rip each other’s clothes off every time we are alone together.
Sally: Well, then I guess we are having our first disagreement, because I am of the mind that finally being together did not put water on the fire. If anything, it was gasoline and it added to the flames.
Adam: Which is a bad thing?
Sally: Incendiary. Things are going to be hot. And stay that way. As long as we are within 10 feet of each other.
Adam: Our Valentine’s Day celebration did have an extraordinary aspect to it. A rare, um, intensity, something that you would find in an earthquake. Or a tsunami.
Sally: Or a wildfire, consuming everything in its path.
Adam: You would not believe me how long it took to clean this office. Everywhere I looked, it was just disorder.
[ Clears throat ] Not that I am complaining
Adam: Got to call what’s going on between the two of us something, huh?
Adam: Um, well, ladies first. I’d like to hear your ideas. I’m sure you have a few.
Sally: I have given some thought to the two of us and all of the accompanying implications and ramifications.
Sally: I do not regret what happened here. Or over there.
Adam: [ Chuckles ]
Sally: Or what occurred over there. And I definitely, definitely do not regret what happened here. ‘Cause that was —
Adam: Was spectacular.
Sally: You took the words right out of my mouth. Although [Clears throat] I do regret a little bit about what happened to the stapler.
[ Laughs ]
Adam: This is… collateral damage. No, but seriously, what’s on your mind? And be honest.
Sally: I just want to make sure that whatever happened here was not a once-in-a-lifetime event.
Adam: Well, I think we both know it wasn’t just a casual hook-up.
Sally: We do?
Adam: I have finally let go enough to be ready for this. I want to be with you.
Sally: [ Chuckles ] Is there any way I can convince you to say that again?
Adam: I want you. What about you? And total, total honesty.
Sally: As tempting as it is, I do not want to continue this if it means we’re gonna be sneaking around. Because I don’t want to be your dirty little secret or your guilty pleasure or anything like that.
Adam: No, neither do I. Okay? I have too much respect for you to think of you like that.
Sally: You “respect” me?
Adam: [ Chuckles ] Are you blushing?
Sally: Maybe. I don’t know, am I?