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Nick: I thought that I would come to the gym and try out that new trainer you hired.
Phyllis: Oh, good, good. Tell me what you think. Although you could show him a thing or two.
Nick: Well, flattery will get you everywhere.
Phyllis: I mean, I know ’cause I’m up close and personal with all of your muscles.
Nick: [ Chuckles ] Alright. Well, I’ll give you the full report when I’m done.
Victoria: You know, there are times when you think you’re being so, so charming, and yet you are so far off the mark. It makes me wonder if you even know what the definition is. And take my word for it. It’s not your most endearing trait.
Billy: Well, I’m in the media business. I don’t need to be endearing. It’s not exactly in the job description. But let’s just squash that for now. You still haven’t told me why Nate — or how Nate — became Ashland’s new bff.
Victoria: They’re not bffs. Ashland is giving money to the hospital. They happen to have a few things in common. They’ve hit it off. Oh, I’m sorry if that’s not scandalous and titillating enough for you to feed your readers. But that’s not gonna stop you from digging, is it?