Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Jake: Oh, what a day! You know, there’s a certain poetry to rebuilding a 1969 ford mustang boss 429 engine, but trying to find the magic in a titan spreadsheet? I swear, if I have to look at another one of those quarterly sales reports, I just might kill someone.
Jake: What’s up with you? You split early. Half day?
Gabi: Hardly; I have been spying on philip’s laptop. Less distractions here. And I finally have exactly what I need to bring him down.
Philip: “To brady V. Black, basic black. From philip R. Kiriakis, ceo of titan industries. Re: Our recent meeting in wilkes-barre, pennsylvania. Dear mr. Black, per this document, I respectfully request that you cease and desist… from trying to seduce chloe when you know she’s in a relationship with me. You’re a pathetic piece of slime son of a bitch who will pay the price if you don’t keep your damn hands off my woman.”
Belle: Philip did what? No, I totally understand. You have every right to feel that way, chloe. Yeah, I’ll talk to him. Right now? I, um… yeah, I can go right now.
Shawn: [Whispers] What?
Belle: No, no, no, no, chloe, everything’s gonna be okay. Of course I’ll tell you. Okay, love you too. Bye.
Shawn: What was that all about?
Justin: Something wrong?
Bonnie: [Chuckles] What could be wrong? Marrying a dreamboat like you? I’m sorry, where were we?
Matrimony should be entered into solemnly and with reverence and honor. Therefore, if any person here objects to this union, speak now or forever hold your peace.
Xander: I have an objection.
Justin: What are you doing here?
Xander: Your blushing bride stole a million dollars from me, and I want it back.
Steve: [Scoffs] Okay, whatever issue you think you have will have to wait for another time. Now get out.
Xander: Oh, I’m not going anywhere, mate. Don’t worry, this won’t take long.
Justin: Xander, leave. Now.
Xander: You’re gonna wanna hear this, cuz. I guarantee it. You might even thank me.
Kayla: What’s this about?
Xander: Glad you asked. Quite simple, really. I had a briefcase full of cash in my room which has gone missing. And the only person that could’ve taken it is bonnie.
Justin: Why would bonnie be in your room?
Xander: Oh, I can think of one million reasons. But why don’t you ask her?
Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “days of our lives.”
Shawn: So what, you’re just leaving?
Belle: Where is my phone?
Shawn: It’s in your hand.
Belle: Oh, duh. Thank you.
Shawn: I mean, hold on. I’m confused; I thought we were having dinner.
Belle: We are. I’m just gonna go over to titan for two seconds.
Shawn: Ugh, to see philip.
Belle: Chloe asked me to talk to him about this boneheaded move he just made.
Shawn: Oh, what boneheaded move now?
Belle: Ugh, well, for starters, he completely ignored my advice and got on the titan jet–
Shawn: Okay, never mind. Never mind. I take it back. I don’t want to hear about it. Unless it involves a crime and I get to go over and happily arrest him, I don’t want to hear it.
Belle: Well, there’s no crime. Well, there’s a crime of the heart, I guess.
Shawn: Can’t chloe just handle her own relationship issues?
Belle: Yes, of course she can, but she asked me to go, and what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t have her back? Listen, it’s only gonna be a few minutes. Order the mozzarella sticks and I’ll be back before you’re done. Oh, and will you order me a burger with swiss and no onions?
Shawn: “Crime of the heart,” my ass.
Lani: Babies are sound asleep.
Eli: And I just paid the nanny.
Lani: Whoo, we are so lucky we found her. Especially since she’s giving us this two-for-one deal.
Eli: Yeah, she’s really great with them, and I think the twins like her as well.
Lani: Mm, they do.
Eli: So how was your first day back on the job?
Lani: It was great. But, um, I do have to admit that I really missed jules and carver.
[Chuckles] And every break I had, I just– I found myself looking at their pictures on my phone.
Eli: Well, if you want, we can stand over their cribs and monitor every move they make while they sleep.
Lani: Oh, can we?
Eli: Okay, okay. Hey, whatever mama wants.
Bonnie: This is just–
[Scoffs] Your room?
Xander: Come on, bonbon, don’t be coy.
Justin: Bonnie, did you go to xander’s room?
Bonnie: Um, yes, I did. But to invite this lunkhead to our wedding.
Justin: Why would you do that?
Bonnie: Because he’s family. Victor refused to come and none of your sons could make it on such short notice, so I thought inviting your cousin would be a nice surprise.
Xander: The only surprise was you running off with all my cash. Although, knowing your history, that’s not really that much of a surprise, is it?
Justin: Xander, you stop–
Steve: Whoa, whoa, whoa.
This is obviously a private matter. I will, uh, give you some time.
Kayla: Xander seems to have a newfound habit of crashing private parties and making scandalous claims.
Xander: Ah, but in the case of nicole and eric’s anniversary party, which is what I assume you’re alluding to, I merely stated fact. And that party is strangely relevant because that’s how I earned the million dollars in question. And in that case, my “scandalous claim” was true. Just as it is in this case. Isn’t that right, bonnie?
Bonnie: Please just leave.
Steve: I’ll show you out.
Justin: Wait, wait, wait. I want to clear this up.
Xander: Now that’s more like it, cuz.
Justin: So did you actually witness bonnie taking your money?
Xander: I didn’T.
Steve: Okay, you see? This is total bull.
Xander: If you would let me finish. I was in the shower exfoliating when I thought I heard someone come into the room. Ah, you guys don’t exfoliate?
Justin: So you thought you heard bonnie enter your room?
Xander: I know I did.
Justin: How can you be so sure?
Xander: Because I set my keycard on the desk next to the door like I always do, but when I came out of the shower, it was on a side table. Obviously, bonnie swiped it when she came to invite me to these proceedings, then she slipped back in and helped herself to my money.
Justin: That is pure conjecture.
Xander: It’s nothing but the truth, counselor. Of course, I understand why you’d want fair compensation to marry this woman, but you’re gonna have to find some other sucker to pay bonnie’s dowry.
Bonnie: No, don’t–don’T. Don’T. Just–
Justin: Is any of what xander’s saying true?
Bonnie: Oh, thank god.
[Water running] Oh!
[Knocking at door] Who are you gonna believe? Xander cook, a common criminal? Or the woman you love and are about to marry? To be a thriver
Eli: All right, red vines, vinegar chips, couple sodas.
Lani: Uh… [Chuckles] This is not dinner, babe. This is stake-out food.
Eli: That’s because we’re going on a stake-out. Detective grant, you and I, we’re gonna walk in–tiptoe. We’re gonna walk in, tiptoe into the nursery…
Eli: And we have two special persons of interest in there that we’re gonna monitor.
Lani: Kay, do you want to brief me on our subjects?
Eli: Absolutely. The first suspect: Jules grant, aka “salem’s angel.” She does, like, this cute thing with her lip. Like, she curls her lip. It’s the cutest thing that you ever saw in your whole life. And the second suspect: Carver grant, aka “cc.”
Eli: “Cute and cuddly.” What? He does this thing where he stretches his arms up when he sleeps, and he loves a good game of peekaboo.
Lani: You noticed all that?
Eli: Of course. Detective grant here. I am a highly trained professional at watching the human nature. You know? But don’t trip. I got you. I’ll teach you everything I know.
Lani: Oh, okay, thanks.
Eli: Yeah, you’re welcome. Of course; it’s your first day back on the job. I gotta ease you back into it.
Lani: Mm-hmm. I like the sound of that. But, um… the vinegar chips are mine.
Eli: I thought I was about to get a kiss, but nope, these are–seniority.
Eli: So they’re mine.
Lani: No, I am the mother of your–
Eli: No, these are my chips.
Paulina: I just texted both eli and lani in case one of them doesn’t see it. Well, we better get started cooking.
Abe: Oh, I guess you can’t get enough of them, huh?
Paulina: Actually, I can’T.
[Both chuckle] Oh, what, you– oh, you wanted it to be just us tonight?
Abe: Well, no. I love eating together with lani and eli, but we did just spend labor day weekend together.
Paulina: That’s why i invited them over. We need to rehash everything that happened.
Abe: That could take a while. That was a pretty eventful weekend.
Paulina: Mm-hmm, which we can dine out on for years, starting tonight. And I know this is lani’s first day back to work from maternity leave, so I told them “bring the kids.”
Abe: Well, that was very thoughtful.
Paulina: Oh, I can tell from the look on your face you do not like this idea.
Abe: You know, I– I just think that they– they just might be exhausted.
Paulina: Oh, from lani. “We’d love to come. We’ll bring dessert.” See? See that? They can’t get enough of us either.
[Laughs] Oh, let’s go. Let’s go get– get going on that chicken milanese.
Abe: Couldn’t we just order pizza?
Gabi: Well, apparently, philip took the titan jet to wilkes-barre.
Jake: Oh, pennsylvania, my home state? What the hell’s in wilkes-barre? I mean, aside from that actor from “the breakfast club.” You know, the really good-looking one? What the hell was his name?
Gabi: Jake, jake, please.
Jake: Okay, okay, sorry. So tell me, what’s in wilkes-barre?
Gabi: Brady and chloe.
Jake: Wow. Well, that just got a hell of a lot more interesting.
Gabi: And apparently, they had the dimera jet, which had some mechanical issues. They got stranded out there for the night, and philip flew out there, caught them together in bed.
Philip: I’m kind of busy.
Belle: Yeah, you’re kind of an idiot.
Belle: I just hung up the phone with chloe. What the hell, philip? After I gave you, like, a million reasons why it was a stupid idea to go after chloe and brady, you got on a private jet anyway?
Philip: And caught them in bed together.
Belle: Oh, please. Nothing happened. Because chloe is with you.
Philip: They were spooning, belle; if I hadn’t gotten there when I did, god knows what would’ve happened. Although it’s not too hard to guess. What else did chloe say?
Belle: She’s pretty ticked off that you don’t trust her.
Philip: I don’t know how many times I have to say this. Of course I trust chloe, but there’s not a chance in hell that I trust brady. Especially after this latest stunt.
Xander: Not surprised that you’d resort to name-calling, bonnie. But for your information, I’m not a criminal, and any crimes I allegedly committed could never be called “common.” And it’s a bit risky, isn’t it? Invoking my reputation when you have quite the reputation yourself.
Justin: Bonnie is not that person anymore! She’s changed.
Steve: Yeah, but you haven’T. I know for a fact that you’ve been running drugs.
Xander: Oh, you’re late to the party, pal. Those charges have all been dismissed. Da had no proof.
Justin: And you have no proof of these absurd allegations against bonnie, so get the hell out of here now.
Xander: Fine, I’ll just go upstairs and get what I came for. Best wishes and all that, yeah?
Bonnie: No, wait, wait! You can’t go up there.
Xander: Why not?
Kayla: Why can’t he go upstairs?
Calista: You ready to go to hell, bonnie?
Bonnie: Let’s just see who gets there first!
Kayla: Oh, my gosh. Bonnie, what happened?
Bonnie: Oh, you mean the feathers. Um, oh, gosh. They just don’t make pillows the way they used to. I was just trying to fluff one up, and it just exploded on me.
Kayla: And calista?
Bonnie: Oh, uh, it’s the darndest thing. She said she wasn’t feeling well and she just keeled right over. You can’t go up there because of calista.
Xander: Who the hell is calista?
Kayla: Bonnie’s sister-in-law.
Justin: What is going on with you and calista? Okay, we’re not gonna ask for
Abe: All right, that was pretty good, I gotta tell you. Oh, man, you know, um– I’d like to propose a toast.
Abe: Yes, to a team effort.
Paulina: Oh, well, you did most of the work, but I’ll drink to that.
[Both chuckle] Where’d you learn your way around the kitchen like that?
Abe: Ah, well, it was necessity at first. You know, when I was a bachelor, during my bachelor days…
Abe: I had to improvise. It was either that or eat take-out every night, and–so I enjoyed it. Started watching the food channel from time to time. Yeah, reading recipes.
Paulina: Well, I am impressed.
Abe: [Chuckles] Well, you know, why eat take-out when it’s so easy and enjoyable to create a meal and you savor it with a nice glass of wine?
Paulina: You are speaking my language.
Abe: Well, you know, we have the hors d’oeuvres, they’re all done, dinner’s in the oven, and we’re waiting on eli and lani to bring the dessert so…I think we have everything covered.
Paulina: Well, I’m afraid that I can’t wait that long for something sweet.
Abe: Oh. Oh, well, let’s see.
[Chuckles] I am so glad that I wore this apron.
Paulina: You and me both.
[Both laugh] Ooh, a man that can cook in the kitchen and sizzle in the bedroom. You know something? You’re quite a catch, abraham carver.
Abe: Thank you, ms. Paulina price.
Paulina: Mm-hmm. Oh.
Abe: But for the record, I’m the one who caught you.
Belle: What is this?
Philip: Just a little memo to brady. “I’ve warned you to stay away from chloe more than once. If you’re not gonna listen, you better start looking over your shoulder because I will come after you.”
Philip: “I will hurt you. I will keep hurting you until you get it through your head that chloe’s mine. And if you decide you want chloe more than life itself, that can be arranged!”
Belle: Okay, this is enough.
Philip: I’m just getting started.
Belle: All right, philip, I mean it. If you’re not careful, all this anger that you’re feeling towards brady is gonna bring you down.
Gabi: Philip’s anger towards brady’s gonna be his downfall. Look.
Jake: Memo to brady? What happened to the memo he was writing to the head of legal?
Gabi: Do you even listen to anything I say?
Jake: I do, but you’re just so damn hot, I just get distracted.
Gabi: No, we need to pay attention to this. Please listen. That keylogger that I installed in philip’s computer, it is showing me everything in real time. This is happening right now, and it is nasty. You need to read this. Right there.
Jake: “If I ever catch you near a bed with chloe again, I’m gonna cut off your”– whoa! Ow, oh!
Gabi: Crazy, right?
Jake: That brings me back to my wise guy days. I mean, that, that right there, is some next level anger.
Gabi: Right. Now we just have to get philip to act on that anger. See, once he’s proven that he’s this jealous maniac that might even resort to violence, victor will fire him, and then I can take over.
Jake: Or me.
Gabi: We just have to wait for the right moment. Or create it. I mean, I vote for being proactive.
Jake: So what, you’re saying trigger philip to go off on brady?
Gabi: I guarantee it’ll be a cinch.
Jake: Yeah, maybe. But if we’re not careful, someone could get killed.
Bonnie: Calista drowned herself in mimosas and passed right out, and she’s upstairs sleeping it off. Kayla, you saw her, didn’t you?
Xander: Then I promise I’ll be very quiet.
Bonnie: No, no. No, no!
Justin: What the hell? This is the sound of an asthma attack…
Eli: One strawberry rhubarb pie.
Paulina: Thank you, sweetie. Now what’d you get for everyone else?
[Laughs] These precious little dolls, oh.
Lani: I hope you don’t mind that we brought them. We couldn’t get a sitter, and we couldn’t ask julie and doug to take them again tonight.
Paulina: Did I not tell you to bring them? And we want them here, don’t we? My angels. And of course, you couldn’t impose on doug and julie. I mean, they’ve done enough already, those two. Taking these twins for labor day weekend.
Eli: Something smells good.
Paulina: Ah-ha! Credit where it’s due. Your father, he just swept in here and used his culinary magic and saved me from ordering pizza.
Eli: “Kiss the cook,” huh? You’re gonna have to settle for a fist bump from me.
Abe: Thank you for saying that.
[All chuckling] Now, we all spent a wonderful, wonderful weekend together. There you are, my dear. And as paulina said, we can’t get enough of you.
Lani: Same here, obviously.
Abe: Well, we’re so glad that you two could make it tonight.
Paulina: Yes, we are, and as I was telling abraham, we’ve got a lot of rehashing to do. I mean, did we have a labor day weekend to write home about or what?
Lani: I’d say it was one for the books.
Paulina: Oh, yes.
Xander: Sorry to intrude. Just a quick look around, and I’ll let you rest in peace. There you are!
Bonnie: No–drop it!
Xander: Not a chance.
Bonnie: No, no, no, it’s not what you think!
Xander: It’s exactly what I think.
Bonnie: Those are for my honeymoon. It’s my unmentionables–
Xander: This is the money you stole.
Bonnie: You can’t have it.
Xander: Think this through, bonnie. You’re about to marry the man you love, a man who’s much too good for you. So let this go. Let me take what is mine, and we’ll both have our happily ever afters. And we’ll never mention this again.
Bonnie: You’re right. Take it. Huh?
Xander: What are you doing with a gun?
Justin: Yeah, bonnie. What are you doing with a gun?
Jake: I’m just saying, our boy phil, he’s a powder keg. Spilling blood all over the page, meaning if we’re not careful, something could go seriously wrong.
Gabi: What, like murder? I mean, you really think that philip has the guts to murder brady? If we’re lucky, it’s just gonna be some loud, public confrontation, maybe a fist or two thrown. Everyone’s gonna find out that philip is this unhinged, jealous maniac. And we can back it up with a trail of flame emails fired off to brady.
Jake: That’ll definitely go against his ceo image.
Gabi: But there’s more.
Jake: Oh, god. I’m almost afraid to ask.
Gabi: I was doing some research, internal titan documents. And philip, when he first started, he was laundering mob money through the company, and xander ratted him out.
Jake: Okay, and xander ended up on the streets, and not philip, so what does that tell you? Family protects family.
Gabi: Yes, but if philip hurts family, like, assaults brady, victor might come down hard on him with some tough love. You like?
Jake: Let’s do it. Let’s find a way to push philip to the brink of that edge.
Belle: If you send that email, you will regret it.
Philip: And why is that?
Belle: Oh, what? You can’t figure it out? Because there’ll be an electronic trail of potentially prosecutable threats, and that’ll play right into brady’s hands. Philip, this is exactly what brady wants you to do. He wants you to blow up so he can use it against you, both professionally and personally, so you need to be smarter than this. You’ve got chloe. Just enjoy it. Be happy. Look, I know that you just needed to vent, and that’s why you would write such hateful and ugly threats, but now that you’ve gotten it out of your system, you need to delete the email.
Philip: [Sighs] Right. It is ugly and hateful. I probably shouldn’t send it. But I’m gonna send it anyway. I order my groceries online now.
Belle: [Scoffs] Oh, my god. You did not just send that email.
Philip: Actually, it didn’t go through. What the hell? It froze again! What the hell is going on with my computer?
Belle: Ah, the fates have finally intervened to save you from yourself.
Kayla: I don’t understand any of this.
Steve: You know what I think? I think everything’s gonna work itself out, one way or another. At least we have a minute so i can tell you how beautiful you look.
Steve: You’re as beautiful as you were on our wedding day.
Kayla: Which one?
Steve: All of them.
Steve: I know what you’re thinking. She’s the same old bonnie lockhart. Once a thief, always a thief.
Kayla: You know, it’s just the way that she talked about justin. You know, their future, how much he means to her. I was really convinced that she had changed and that she loved justin too much to risk what they have.
Steve: I hope you’re right about that, sweetness.
Xander: Well, isn’t it obvious? She was gonna use that gun at the salem inn to rob me.
Justin: Is this true?
Bonnie: No, it’s not. I did not take a gun to xander’s room.
Xander: I won’t speak for you, cousin, but I’m not inclined to believe a word that comes out of this woman’s mouth. She’s probably already pilfered who knows how many thousands.
Justin: Bonnie, what the hell is going on? What is going on?
Bonnie: Can we just go somewhere else, please? Somewhere else. Let calista sleep.
Xander: Your sister-in-law sleeps like the dead. All this ruckus and she hasn’t even moved a hair.
Justin: [Sighs] You sure she’s okay?
Eli: Well, while we’re all here having enjoyed a truly wonderful meal, I’d like to make a toast to my beautiful wife. First day back on the job.
Paulina: Oh, honey. Honey, I was wondering…
Lani: What, auntie?
Paulina: Well…I know you love your job…
Paulina: I mean, and I’m proud of you for being so good at it, but being a cop, that’s dangerous, obviously, but you’re a mom now. I mean, you got those little beauties to think about.
Lani: You are starting to sound like my mom now.
Paulina: Well, I’m just saying that these days with your babies, they’re so precious.
Lani: I know, auntie. And I thought long and hard about going back to the department, but I realized that I want my kids to see that–
Eli: How much a badass detective you are. That’s what.
[Cell phone rings]
Lani: Detective price. Where? When? Yeah, we’re on our way. That was rafe. We’re needed on a case.
Paulina: Right now?
Lani: Yeah. Right now, unfortunately. I’m so sorry we have to cut the evening short. It’s been so great.
Abe: Well, don’t worry about it, honey.
Lani: Ah, the twins. Do you two mind watching them tonight? Hopefully we won’t be too late.
Abe: Oh, do we mind?
Paulina: No, we’d love to, and don’t worry. We will hold off on dessert until you get back.
Eli: Thank you both.
Abe: All right, my man.
Paulina: I’m so sorry. Oh, I was having such a good time.
Lani: I know.
Paulina: Oh. Mm. You be safe out there, okay?
Lani: Don’t worry. We’ll be okay. Okay?
Lani: Love you.
Paulina: Love you.
Eli: See y’all later.
Abe: See you.
Bonnie: [Sighs] No, justin, please.
Justin: [Gasps] Is struggling to manage your type 2 diabetes
Philip: Gunther in it is checking out whatever bug’s bitten my computer. He’s a whiz. Hopefully he can find the problem.
Belle: Well, I hope he doesn’T.
Philip: Since when are you against freedom of expression?
Belle: Since it could land you in a world of trouble.
Philip: I know what I’m doing.
Belle: Oh, please. You are running on rage right now, and that is not going to end well. You really need to listen to me and just cool off, or you are gonna lose chloe. And everything that’s important to you.
[Cell phone rings]
Philip: Hey, gunther. That was quick. You found what on my laptop?
Gabi: So weird. No, philip never sent that email. He hasn’t typed a single thing in 20 minutes.
Jake: Maybe he took a break. Maybe you should take a break. I know you said you don’t like distractions, but…
Gabi: What did you have in mind?
Jake: I don’t know, was thinking maybe you can spend a little less time with your software and a little more time with my–
Kayla: It’s so unfair. If justin has his heart handed to him again at another wedding…
Steve: I know, baby.
Kayla: It just can’t be true. That’s all there is to it.
Steve: I hope you’re right. But what I don’t understand is, why would xander make up that entire story about the money?
Xander: Oh, do you mean this money?
Kayla: Where’s bonnie?
Xander: Upstairs. Undoubtedly batting her baby blues at justin and spinning some sob story about how innocent she is, but she’s guilty as hell. And she’s gonna pay for what she did. I called the cops.
Kayla: Why did you do that? I mean, you have your money. Why’d you call the police?
Xander: The woman had a gun. She could’ve shot me. But now it seems like the groom is the one who dodged a bullet.
Justin: She’s been shot. Bonnie. Bonnie. What have you done?
Bonnie: I can explain.
Justin: You stole $1 million. Your sister-in-law is dead in our bed. How do you explain that?
Lani: We would like to hear that answer too. On the outside, I looked fine.
[Knocking at door]
Jake: Ah, don’t get it.
Gabi: I won’T.
[Knocking at door] Okay, you know what? Let me–hold on. Hold on.
[Sighs] Philip. What are you doing here?
Philip: Why the hell are you spying on me?
Belle: I’m back.
Shawn: Ah, perfect timing. I just polished off the mozzarella sticks, and our burgers should be out here any minute.
Shawn: So how did things go with philip?
Belle: Oh, well, he was just as stubborn and irrational as usual. It just makes me so…
Shawn: Okay, never mind, never mind, never mind. Actually, I don’t wanna hear it. You know what? I don’t care. Sorry. I don’T.
Belle: You know what? You’re right. You shouldn’t care. And I’m really, really sorry that I left you like that.
Shawn: It’s okay. ‘Cause I just finished a nice long video chat with our daughter.
Belle: [Gasps] You talked to claire? Aww. I hate that I missed that. I really need to catch up with her.
Shawn: Well, you will have a lot of time to do that when we’re in joburg.
Shawn: Yeah, the way I passed the time while you were gone is, yeah, I just, you know, booked us a couple of round-trip tickets to go see her.
Shawn: Mm-hmm, and I even splurged on business class.
Belle: [Laughing] Oh, my– I am so excited! We’re going to south africa! Yay!
Shawn: Business class.
Eli: Bonnie lockhart, you’re under arrest for suspicion of murder and robbery.
Bonnie: [Sobbing] Justin… I’m sorry.
Eli: Let’s go. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in the court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided for you…
Paulina: Your granddaddy abe, bless his heart, is finishing up the dishes, so that gives the three of us a chance to catch up, huh? Precious angels.
[Babies cooing] Everybody in town thinks of me as your great auntie paulina. But you can call me grandma.
[Chuckles] But don’t forget, it’s our little secret.