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Nick: So, it was a great concert. We raised a lot of money for New Hope. Really thought I was gonna earn some cool dad points with Faith, you know? But then Moses shows up with some VIP stuff from Devon, and i went right back from being the cool dad to just chaperone. Anyway, I’m sure you’ve heard it all from Faith.
Sharon: Yeah, her version was a little more pro-Moses, but she had a wonderful time
Nikki: Oh, nonsense. Now, I’ve been pouring lemonade and tea for Faith her entire life. At first, it was imaginary, though, for Miss Patsy and Faith, but now it’s actually real liquid.
Moses: Wait, who’s Miss Patsy?
Faith: Never mind. That’s not important.
Moses: No, no, now I’m curious.
Nikki: She was Faith’s first friend — a doll.
Faith: This was a long time ago, obviously.
Moses: No, actually, that sounds a lot like my favorite toy — Reggie Beggie. He was, like, a stuffed dinosaur with a football helmet.
Faith: Yeah, I don’t know if the helmet’s historically accurate.
Moses: No, no, it’s not, but he was a good friend to me growing up. He helped me through a lot of tough times.
Nikki: Well, that sounds like Miss Patsy. Faith took her everywhere, and she would always ask me to put six sugar cubes in Miss Patsy’s tea because Faith would say, “Grandma, she’s so sweet.”
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