Best Lines provided by Eva
Phyllis: I saved Kyle and Jack. I saved them from their overly trusting ways. They bought into Tara’s whole thing of, “let’s be friends, let’s be family, let’s love each other.” [ Sighs ] I’m heroic.
Nick: So, cynicism and meddling are your superpowers?
Phyllis: Uh, and being right.
Sally: Lauren, please just hear me out.
Lauren: I feel like I’ve been listening to you for hours.
Sally: That’s not fair.
Lauren: You don’t know when to stop!
Sally: I don’t know what you think you know, but I would really like to clear up this misunderstanding.
Lauren: There is no misunderstanding. I know exactly what happened with Summer, and I have proof.
Sally: What proof could you possibly have?
Phyllis: Hey, is she still denying it?
Lauren: She is.
Sally: Please don’t listen to Phyllis’s nonsense.
Phyllis: Should we tell her what we heard?
Lauren: I think so.
Phyllis: Okay, let’s do that. Uh, Tara admitted that the two of you worked together to force my daughter out of town!
Sally: You “heard” that. From who?
Jack: From me.