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[soft music]
Well, I was going to ask how are you doing, but your face gave it away.
That obvious, huh?
God, I’m sorry, son. Any word from the police on the search for Sloan?
No. She’s in the winds, and she took off from the DiMera mansion. God, the thought of her up to her room and free after what she did to you and Nicole. Yeah, she didn’t hit me in the back of the head like she did EJ.Oh, yeah. Man, he’s got to be out for blood. I still can’t-still can’t believe that she got to jump on him like that.
Several weeks after Mayor Price left the hospital while undergoing radiation treatment, questions remain about the health of those she exposed on her ill-timed joyride. [gasps] And now some members of the public are beginning to ask questions about her fitness for office. Questions indeed, Jude. Well, your father knows the answer. Paulina Price needs to step down as mayor, or better yet, be forcibly removed. [baby cooing]
Is that a fact?
[clears throat]
Oh. Oh. Ooh. Paulina? What–what is it? Oh, Abe. Oh, I– oh, I had a terrible nightmare. Oh.
Sweetheart, do you want to talk about it? Was the radiation. It turned me into this -foot-tall woman, and I was just rampaging through the streets of Salem. People were just running away and screaming like I was this horrible monster. And I tore the roof off of Sweet Bits and poured Chanel’s whole inventory down my gullet.
Oh, my.
And the worst part of it, that wasn’t the first time I had the dream.
Well, how many times have you had it? Oh, just about every night since I left the hospital. And now it’s happening in the daytime too. Well, big problems call for big solutions. This sounds like a job for Dr. Marlena Evans.
[birds chirping]
John, I can barely hear you. Yeah, I–is your flight on time? T–oh–oh, good. Oh, good. OK, there it is. Well, I can hardly wait to see you. Yeah, I know. Honey, call me when you land. OK. Love you. Bye. [ominous music]
[knocking]
Grandma.
Hi.
Hey. Do you have a second?
For you, anything. Come on in. What a nice surprise. What’s with the card? Oh, nothing at all. Tell me, what do I owe the pleasure of this visit?
I am meeting Chanel here for an appointment. Oh. Everything all right with the baby?
Yeah. So far so good. I actually wanted to stop by and talk to you about something, maybe get some of your advice.
OK. About what? Oh, just my whole future. [chuckles]
Paying Price for Radioactive Ride? I have to say, the writing has gotten a lot sharper lately, even without Lady Whistleblower. Perhaps her eloquence has spurred these so-called journalists to up their shame game.
Excuse me, can I ask you a favor?
I’m sorry, I don’t do favor- of course. How can I help? [soft orchestration] announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “Days of Our Lives.”
So what is this favor you need? Anything you want within reason. I mean, there are certain things I won’t do with a stranger. But in your case, I might be willing to make an exception. Oh, that’s very generous. Are you going to drink that? My water? Sorry, I know, odd request. But I just got done with a run and I forgot my water bottle. Not like you could hide one in those little shorts, I suppose. Right. You know what? Never mind. I’m just going to grab one from the bakery. No. No. Don’t. Go ahead. Take it. You sure?Yes. Drink up. I haven’t even touched you-it. Thank you. Oops. [both laugh] Oops. Oh, thanks again. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. OK, this is going to seem kind of random, but I was just wondering, would you want to go out sometime?
So I mean, this producer basically offered me a job at his company. Only, if I take it– You’d have to move to Los Angeles. Yeah. Like, now. Wow. I–I didn’t even know you were considering this. Yeah, that’s the thing. Chanel doesn’t know either.
You haven’t told her? Not yet. May I ask why? It–it’s just– that would be asking Chanel to leave her business, OK, her family, her home. It just doesn’t seem like a fair thing to ask somebody. Are you considering turning down the job without even discussing it with her? Look, as great as this whole thing sounds, it’s just, I– I don’t want Chanel to feel like I’m asking her to make this sacrifice for me. And–and with the baby on the way and all the health issues she’s–she’s just dealt with, it’s just– it’s a–it’s a lot. Mm-hmm. How do you think she’s going to feel if she finds out you turned down the job and never mentioned it?
But maybe–maybe she wouldn’t think of it as a sacrifice. Maybe–maybe she might even want to make a sacrifice like that. Yeah. Yeah, you’re right. You’re right. I’m going to talk to her. Good. Soon? Yes, soon, OK? But–but you still haven’t told me what–what you think. You mean about the job? Yeah. You think I should consider it? Well, yes, I think you should consider the job, absolutely. Now, selfishly, I– I’d like to keep you right here in Salem. Yeah. And especially after what happened with Jude.
Yeah. It was shocking to see EJ just lying there after Sloan hit him in the back of the head. Yeah, under normal circumstances, that would be a welcome sight. Not this time. No, I still can’t believe it. That Sloan just helped herself to EJ and Nicole’s baby. I mean, how do you come up with something that insane? Desperate people do desperate things. Yeah. Again, son, I’m so sorry. I–I know how much you love that little guy. Dad, he was my son. And I lost him. Dad, I’ve never felt pain like this. Hello, Chanel. I was just reading some of the day’s news to my son. Yeah, and getting a huge kick out of it. Apparently, you feel the same way about my mom as “The Spectator” does. It’s true. I want your mother out as Salem’s mayor, but only because I am outraged on your behalf. My behalf? You’re my daughter-in-law. And Paulina recklessly exposed you and my unborn grandchild to dangerous levels of radiation. Aren’t you furious yourself? OK, well, I’m not exactly happy about it. But at the same time, I don’t completely blame my mother for it. Who else would you blame? She didn’t even know that I was pregnant. And when she left the hospital, she did it because she was trying to save my life. My mother would never do anything to intentionally harm me, or my baby, or put us in danger. While I admire your mother’s resolve, I believe it showed a serious lack of judgment. And her dangerous actions need to be answered for. She needs to answer for what she did to me or for what she did to you? Me. She fired you as DA. So is this really about protecting your grandchild or is this about you trying to get payback?
Look, just so you know, I’m not in the habit of asking out strangers, at least not recently. See, I was in this long term relationship that ended and– I’m sorry to hear that.Oh, thanks. Anyway, now I find myself picking up the pieces. You know, putting myself back out there, single and ready to twinkle. And here you are, thirsty… [chuckles] For water. So, dinner? Look, you seem like a really nice guy, and you saved me from heat stroke. But I’m not gay. Really? Are you sure? Last time I checked. Huh. Wow, I’m–I’m usually– I’m usually really good at sussing these things out. Are you really sure? I’m really sure. And I’m also really flattered– I know. I know. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. Your father’s gay. Your best friend is gay. I’ve heard it all before. Thank you, again, for the water. Maybe I’ll see you around? Yeah, maybe.
I’m really sorry about Jude, Grandma. I know how much you loved him. Thanks. It really is Eric I’m most worried about. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I saw my dad and Nicole go through, you know, pretty much the same thing. It’s not the same thing. They thought their baby was dead. And now Eric has to watch him grow up with someone else as his father. Oh, wow. I feel awful for him. I feel awful for the whole family. But at the same time, I– I’m–I’m happy for my dad and Nicole. Is that wrong to say? No, that’s not wrong. And honey, Jude is exactly where he is meant to be. I’m just so sorry that Eric has to pay the price for it. Yeah. Well, speaking of babies, I’m going to be late for my appointment. I’m so glad you stopped by. Me too. And I hope everything goes well for the three of you. Thanks. Johnny? Ah, yes, I will tell Chanel about the job, I promise. That’s my boy.OK. Thank you. My door is always open to you, you know that.
both: Muah.Well, see you. Yes.
All right, there you go. Oh. You know I’m always happy to talk to Marlena, but I’ll pass for now. So you don’t want me to schedule something? I mean, you don’t exactly have to be Dr. Freud or even Dr. Evans to figure out why I’m dreaming about destroying the whole town. You’re feeling guilty. Heck yes I’m feeling guilty. I exposed my pregnant daughter to radiation, and Julie and Johnny too. Well, you didn’t want to do that. Tell that to them. You know, after their tests, including Chanel and the baby, it–it came back fine. For now. But that doesn’t stop me from worrying. Oh, what–what if it takes time to show up? And what if-what if it gets worse and there’s something really wrong? Kayla didn’t say that she was worried about that, did she? No, but there’s always a possibility. I radiated my daughter. And on top of that, Chanel and I aren’t in the best place right now. Well, you two have been through rough patches before.
We have. But if it turns out that something happened to her and her baby because of me, I don’t know if I could ever forgive myself. What happened between your mother and me was just business. And you didn’t take it personally? My only concern is you and the child. Well, me and the baby are doing just fine. Are you sure? Johnny and I have a follow-up appointment today, and according to my latest test results, everything is fine. And the radiation hasn’t affected the baby. Well, I certainly hope that’s true. Because if there is any cause for concern, there are still options at this stage. Yes, I am well aware of the options, OK? But I am having this baby. It is what Johnny and I both want. Well, I’m glad to hear that. Are you? Of course. I couldn’t be more excited with this addition to the family. And this little guy cannot wait to become an uncle. Eh? Uncle Jude, huh? [laughs] Yes, well, that’s the name Eric gave him. Are you thinking about changing it? It’s certainly within my rights.
Do you have a problem with that? No. No, no, no, of course not. You are his father, so yeah. I just–I feel terrible for Eric. He must be devastated. Yes, well, it was a hard time for everyone. But thankfully, this little guy is right where he belongs, with Nicole and me, his real parents.
[sighs] Damn it, son. Just… it just kills me to see you hurting like this.
Hardest part is, Dad, it didn’t feel real. You know, when I see Jude and– and Nicole and EJ in their arms, I just– in my heart, he’s still my son. Listen to me. You know what? We’re going to figure a way to get past this, to heal, same way we always do, as a family. [sniffles]
Thanks, Dad. I appreciate that. Tell you what. I’m going to– I’m going to go to the back, grab some food, and go home, OK? Yeah. You know what? You over there in that apartment by yourself, that can’t be making things easier. [sighs] You’re not wrong there. OK. Come back here. Start over. Give yourself a break. Might do you some good until you figure things out.
[sighs] You know, you’re probably right. Yeah? Yeah.OK. Great.Yeah. All right. Do you want me to help you move your stuff? You know what, I’m going to let you know. There’s a stop I need to make first. OK.You gave me a good idea. All right.
[dramatic music] Dr. Evans, thank God you’re here. Leo, what’s going on? I need your help, desperately.
Need a refill? Oh, no, thank you. I’m feeling better. Well, good. Good. [phone rings] Oh. Abe Carver. Hey. [laughs] Hello, Reuben. How you doing? [soft tense music] No. No, I–I– I hadn’t heard. Oh. All right. Reuben, thanks for the call. I appreciate the heads-up. What was that about?
Oh, it was–it was nothing for you to worry about.
Abraham, you know I can tell when you’re hiding something from me. Out with it. Come on now. Everything-everything’s fine. Everything’s fine. That was my friend, Reuben. The one on the city council? That’s right. He–well, he called to give me a warning.
Warn you? About what?
It seems that there’s a- there’s been a petition filed to recall you as mayor.
Hey.Hey. Sorry. Am I late? Just a little. OK. Well, I’m sorry. I–I stopped by to say hello to my grandmother. Oh, it’s–it’s fine. They just brought me in here. I actually got a little delayed myself. Oh, by what? I had an interesting chat with your father. Good interesting or bad interesting? Let’s just say we kind of got into it about the baby, and about my mom, and he is less than happy with her right now. Is that all? Oh, yeah, and he also wanted to talk to me about our options.
You mean about the baby? [scoffs] Damn it. Why does he do this? OK. I am– I am sorry. It doesn’t matter, OK? No, it does matter, and I’m going to talk to him. What? You don’t think I can take care of myself? Oh, no, believe me. I know that you can take care of yourself. It’s just that sometimes where there’s DiMeras concerned, reinforcement is useful.
OK. And you are probably right. But just don’t worry about it, OK? Just–it doesn’t matter. If you say so. Mm-hmm. And how is it that we’re late, and Kayla still isn’t here? Uh, you know, she’s probably just with another patient. But hey, while we have a minute, there was something that I wanted to talk to you about.
I hope I wasn’t too defensive with Chanel about being your father. [baby cooing] But I just want the world to know that you are mine now and forever. However, there is such a thing as protesting too much. [baby cooing] But I have nothing to prove. With Sloan gone and Melinda Trask sworn to secrecy, no one will ever know the truth about your paternity, especially Nicole. Because if she or Eric found out, I would certainly lose you. And I would surely lose Nicole to Eric.
If you’re here to see Nicole, she’s still at work. I know, I saw her earlier. And I just put the baby to sleep, and I don’t want to wake him, so… I understand. I won’t be long. I just–I need to talk to you. About what? I need a lawyer, EJ, to help me get a divorce from Sloan. [soft dramatic music] And of all the lawyers you know in the world, you come to me. What about your sister, Belle, or Justin? Justin is dealing with a family matter. Belle and Shawn are working on their marriage. There’s always a Google search. Yeah, and I could get some random attorney. But some random attorney will not hate Sloan the way I do or the way you do. With good reason. Yeah. Sloan stole your son. I assume you’d want to get back at her as much as I do.
I see.
Am I wrong? No, you’re not. Then you’ll take my case? I will. It seems our situation has made us strange bedfellows. My only question is, do we have to wait to find Sloan before we file proceedings?
No, actually. There’s a way around that.
So what was it that you wanted to talk to me about?
Well, there is something I was discussing… [clears throat] With my grandmother. Hello there, Ms. DiMera. Sorry to keep you waiting.Oh, that’s OK. I see you’re here for a follow-up after radiation exposure? And you’re also nine weeks pregnant. Is that correct?
I’m sorry, I thought we were seeing Dr. Johnson today?
She got called away on an emergency, so I’ll be stepping in for her. I’m Dr. Greene, three E’s. Oh, Greene. Any relation to Felicity Greene? Yeah, she’s my sister. Oh, my God, I love her. She comes into the bakery all the time, and she’s like practically my apprentice.
Of course. Chanel, I should have realized. Felicity talks about you all the time. She’s awesome. Well, she loves spending time with you. She says it’s like the most fun she ever has. Oh, that is a mutual feeling, and I- your sister, she’s just so great. Yeah, well, I think so too. And I’m Johnny. I’m her husband. Nice to meet you, Johnny. Well, Chanel, let’s see how you and your baby are doing.
Leo, what kind of help do you need? Mental health help, of course. My brain needs major fixing. But then so does my heart. Well, cardiology is one floor up. And as far as your brain, you can make an appointment. No, no, no. Dr. Evans, this cannot wait. Please, everybody says you are the greatest shrink in all of Salem. Not that I know of any others, but my point is, I can pay cash. And clearly, you’re not with a patient right now. Normally, this always goes through insurance. And I am going through a number of case files. OK. I know. I know. You–you don’t like me because of what happened with your grandson, Will. But if anyone had a reason to hold a grudge, it was yours truly. That guy rolled me up in a dusty old rug and left me for dead. Honestly, I would think that you might want to make amends on behalf of your family. So you’re not going to go away until I agree to help you? Probably not. Look, I am a mess, OK? That’s why I’m here. Earlier today… oh, I can’t even get the words out. I hit on a straight man. Look, I know, I tend to flirt pretty, you know, indiscriminately, somewhat compulsively actually, but that’s just because I’m wildly insecure and constantly trying to get people to see that I’m– I’m–I’m adorable and worthy of love. Wow, that is psychologically astute. Well, I read a lot of self-help books and listen to mental health podcasts pretty much around the clock. My favorite is “Kooky Conundrums,” but I also like “Bonkers Banter.” But this–this-this is different. And it’s all because of this–this letter. It is driving me crazy. Oh. All right, I’ll give you the CliffsNotes version. The love of my life broke up with me– by snail mail, no less. Handwritten, but I mean, come on, how th century is that? Hey, who even keeps stamps anymore? Who even has a pen? So this is all about a breakup? Well, no, it’s not-it’s not just a breakup. I really opened myself up to Dimitri. I thought he was the one. Now I know it was all just a lie. Dr. Evans, I don’t understand. I’m funny. I’m handsome. I’m tall. OK, I’m on the shorter side, but I have a nice physique. I’m very smart. Although my math SATs, that was embarrassing. But look, my point is, I have a lot going for me, right? Yes, you do. [soft music]
Well, then, why am I so unlovable?
Leo, what makes you think you’re unlovable?
Let’s see. My entire childhood. Your parents? No, we’re not going there. This is therapy. We have to go there. Oh, OK. Um… Well, the last time I went to see my mother in Statesville, she offered me a cigarette and then berated me for not being a smoker. Then she told me I was a worthless human being who she was embarrassed to call her son. Diana Colville is a very disturbed woman. And if that’s the woman that raised you, then I can understand that you have a certain lack of self-esteem. [scoffs] Lack of self-esteem? Dr. Evans, have you met me? I am one of the most, if not the most fabulous person I know. I love me some Leo. [laughs]
You just said that you were wildly insecure. I did?Uh-huh.
Well, I– maybe I’m insecure about what other people think about me, not what I think about myself, if that makes any sense. Like, I’m worried I’m going to make a bad impression.
Mm. I guess I’m feeling confused because you just declared that you are fabulous, and- and in kind of a, you know, a bragging sort of way. And that sounds to me like a defense mechanism. Defense mechanism.Yeah. Yeah, I read about that in my favorite self-help book “Stop Kvetching and Get A Life.” I haven’t read that.It’s out of print. I got it on eBay.Oh. So are you saying that I’m not as fabulous as I think I am? I’m saying that I think you don’t think you’re as fabulous as you say you are. Oh. Oh. It’s only–only a thought. Wow. You are good, doc.Don’t call me doc. Right. OK. Dr. Evans. I have to admit, I find you somewhat intimidating, but also very self-assured and drop dead gorgeous. And you have incredible posture. Also, I think it’s safe to say you are a world-class shrink with a very big heart and a great sense of humor. Leo, I think you have a very big heart. And I think you’re very funny. [laughs] Really? You think I’m funny? I think you are hilarious. [laughs] Well, thank you. That is–that is very flattering. I’m also tortured and miserable, like, % of the time. [somber music] Do you think there’s any help for me?
Wait, publication divorce. I’ve never heard of that. It’s a means to securing a divorce where one of the parties can’t be located. We simply put a notice in “The Spectator” once a week. If after a few weeks Sloan doesn’t respond, we can go ahead with the legal proceedings. That’s all there is to it, just a notice in the paper? We’ll have to make sure you have put in a good faith effort to find her using whatever is within your means. But since the police already put out an APB, I say that’ll cover our bases. So a few weeks?Mm-hmm. In a few weeks, we’ll go to court, and your marriage will be over.
Didn’t realize it would be this simple. Thank you.
Oh, don’t thank me yet. You haven’t seen my bill.
Right.
I’ll be in touch after I start the paperwork.
I appreciate that. Wasn’t sure you would take this on.
Well, we all deserve a fresh start, don’t we?
We sure do.
[door slams] They’re trying to recall me as mayor? [scoffs] Oh, God. How–how far has this gotten? Well, the petition has already reached the threshold of signatures to present it to the city council.
Oh, well, who exactly are these sneaky rats presenting this petition?
Well, according to Reuben, they’re an organization that calls themselves the CCS. What in the hell is the CCS? Concerned Citizens of Salem. Oh, really?Mm-hmm. And who exactly are these concerned citizens?
I haven’t figured that out yet.
Well, I say we find out, right now.
[upbeat music playing] Welcome home, son.
Hello, neighbor. Hey, listen, thank you. Thank you for the advice earlier. Sure. Sure. Did your idea work out?
Yeah, it did. I took your advice and I did something to help me get past Sloan, you know?
Oh, this will also help me move on.
OK. So- so you feeling better now? I saw Jude earlier. Just every time I see him, it’s like- I feel like I’m losing him all over again.
[sighs] Leo, it is my deeply-held belief that everybody can be helped.
And does that mean that you would be willing to help me? Heaven help me, I will. Why heaven help you? Because I’m afraid I’d- I’d get distracted by laughing at your funny stories and your adorable take on things.
[laughs] OK. Well, I promise I will be as unfunny as I’m capable of being. This–this is the best news ever.
There is one caveat. If I’m willing to help you, you have to be willing to do the work. Oh, I hate work. You’ll have to get over that part. Because if you don’t put the work in on this, you won’t make any progress. That means you’ll be wasting your time, and you’ll be wasting my time. And I do not like people wasting my time. I’ll bet in this crazy town, you’ve got a line of nuts around the block waiting for your services. We don’t say crazy, or nuts. What about mashugana?Or that. Got it. OK, let’s do this. Take my card, make an appointment. Oh, I will, lots of them. You and I are going to make such a great team. You’re going to crack this nut wide open. I’m looking forward. Dr. Evans, thank you. [laughs]
[exhales] Thank you, Norm. Let–let me know what you find out. No, thank you, Cynthia. Yeah. Well, I do appreciate the info. And I’ll wait for your call. Yeah. Any luck? No, not yet. Not yet, but we should have some information soon about the CCS. Oh. [phone beeps][sighs] Oh, that certainly was soon. Oh. What is it? Well, I now know the source of the petition. I should have known. [groans] I think Master DiMera would be more comfortable in his crib, wouldn’t he? [phone ringing] Hello, Rita, what is it? You know me, I love good news.
The petition to recall Paulina Price is going to the council as we speak? Excellent.
OK, from my exam and considering you’re not experiencing any symptoms, I’d say everything looks good. You sure? Like I said, we’ll see what the tests say. But the heartbeat sounded nice and strong. OK. Well, that’s great news, right? Thank you so much, Dr. Greene. Of course. Nice to meet you both. And I’ll tell Felicity you say hi.
Oh, please do. I know you’ll be following up with Dr. Johnson. But in the meantime, if you need anything, any questions, feel free to give me a call any time.
Your name is Mark Greene?
It is.
You mean the guy from “ER”? Goose from “Top Gun”?
Didn’t think you were old enough to know that show, huh?
Yeah, we binged it over the holidays.
Well, then yes, like Dr. Mark Greene on “ER.” Why do you think I got into medicine?
Well, it’s a good thing your name wasn’t Michael Myers. [laughter]Take care, you guys. You too.Thank you. OK, so… sounds like everything’s still good.
Yeah, sounds like.
Yeah.
[laughs] So what was it that you wanted to talk to me about?
Oh… [clears throat] Right. How would you feel about leaving Salem?
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