Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Don’t worry about us, mom. Xander and I are gonna be fine. Fine. Sarah, you are living in a dive motel. You need to come back home. That is not our home mom. Victor made that very clear look, honey, I can handle Victor. Oh honey, it’s really okay. We’re not even gonna be here for that long. I mean, as soon as Xander and.
Can pull ourselves out of debt. We are going to find a place and, uh, we’ll just make it our home. I hope you’re on, honey. I am. So look, I should, uh, I should run. Try not to worry too much. Okay. Let’s talk soon. I love you, sweetheart. Okay. I love you too.
Hey, why did it go last? Whatever do you mean ? Don’t play dumb with me young man. Your little plant and mission. The file that I helped you sneak out of that woman’s apartment,
you are still not gonna tell me what that was all about. Let’s just say on Maggie, that that file could have destroyed many lives, but thanks to us, that’s not gonna happen.
The money’s all set to go in cash, take it or. Of course the money is real. I assure you, Ms. Peterson, there will be no more tricks. Yes, I’ve learned my lesson. I’ll see you in an hour. Ooh, what? I wouldn’t give. Oh, that rotten look. Ooh, gimme strength, Lord. Oh, strangling. A woman wouldn’t look good for my campaign.
Ms. Price. I’m not helping you have some nerve showing up here again. Well, you wouldn’t take any of my calls for a damn good reason. Please just let you fail to neutralize Sloan Peterson. Ms. Johnson, if you excuse me, I need to go in, pay her off with even more money than before. You don’t need to do that.
Do I have a choice? Thanks to you that that unscrupulous mean spirited woman. She has a file full of evidence that could destroy my campaign and my daughter’s life. Not anymore.
You scream for the boy down the hall. There’s a look. Just look. The big theater look, so it is just a cockroach. The side of a cock spaniel almost gimme a heart attack. Why me? Danger.
So how was your first night? At My sisters, she and Chanel are great hosts. Thanks for helping me up with a place to stay. Yes, no problem. Um, now we can focus on getting the goods. Your brother and my dad. I was thinking we should, um, Hey, I gotta go. Let me, uh, let me call you back. Hey dad, I know you’re plotting against me, so why don’t you just admit it
like sand through the hourglass. So are the days of our lives.
Look, dad, if this was about the phone call, I, I think you misunderstood phone call. No, this was about you coming to Damara and pretending you want to make peace. I wasn’t pretending. I wish that was true. You know how much I’d love to have you by my side of the company, but no, I suspect this isn’t about father son bonding.
It’s about Ava. I don’t know what you’re talking about. Be honest with me. John Roman, are you seeking revenge on Ava’s behalf? All done. Little Cocko sleeps with the fishes. Thank you. It’s official. Quite literally staying in a roach motel. I know. Maybe we leave that open cuz there’s a smell. So sorry about all this Sarah smelly roach infested motel venting machine breakfast.
No, he deserves so much more. It’s okay. Really just wish we could have stayed at Jack’s. Oh, you mean with g. No, no, no. I take my chances with the dog size roaches here. Thank you. Look, we just, uh, we just have to tough it out here for a little bit longer, and then soon my probation period at the hospital is gonna be over and I’ll be back to full time and my full salary.
Yeah. Until then, I’ll just keep looking for a job. Although my prospects are pretty bleak at the moment. No baby. Something’s gonna come along soon, and if not, Can always return to a life of crime.
Admit it. Jon, you’ve been playing me habit. You that I, no, Alex, you leave that porn boy alone. You don’t have a liquor proof against him and you know it. Susan, I didn’t know you were in town. Oh yeah, I got here last night. Yeah, I just, I had a vision. I had a vision that someone was apt to get your daddy and last night I spotted someone walking around outside wearing a mask just like this, wielding a knife.
Which may or may not have been you. So you’re saying you think that I’m stocking around at night wearing a mask and carrying a knife. We both know how much you love horror movies. Yeah. I wanna make them dad not live in them. God knows. I’ve ton that. In fact, I can’t believe I actually have to say this, but knowing our family, I would like to go on record and say that I do not want to murder you, dad.
I’m not a homicidal maniac. Can you hear that? You hear that, honey? Our sweet boys innocent. But last night you touched his picture and said that you couldn’t get a read on his true intentions. Well, honey, I told you, oh my God. I, I was just getting a, like a bad connection. You know, sometimes when you reach out into the beyond, you, you, you, you sometimes get static and sometimes you get the, Jen, I am your kid.
I love you. I’m not plotting against you. I really hope that’s true. I hate to think that my own son would betray.
I have to get to the office. We’ll see you both tonight. I’m really glad you were him, even if it is under unpleasant circumstances. See you tonight.
Hey, thanks for sticking up for me, grandma. Oh, of course, sweetie, . Oh, anytime. Anytime. Especially since you telling me the truth. Right. And you are telling me the truth, right?
Hey, new Romance brought you so. Oh, that is so sweet of you. Pun attendance. Uh, you gonna share with me or do you have to head back to the bakery? Uh, actually, um, yeah, I’d love to. Allie’s holding down the for, for now. Awesome. Let’s again, I’m starving. You know what? Um, I’m glad we have a moment. Uhoh. What did I do?
Nothing. Nothing. It’s just that, um, there’s something that Allie and I have been wanting to discuss with. But, um, I thought maybe you’d be more comfortable if it was just you and I. Wait, you can ask me.
Alice, I’m glad you’re here and, uh, I need your help. What’s going on? Pulling a fire. Stephanie yesterday and threatened to have Victor do the same. I. Talk to your uncle and convince him not to. Dude, you don’t even need to waste your time. Come on man. Listen, it’s the least that you could do after you refuse to help Stephanie with Sloan.
Always a little bit behind on the times, aren’t you? What are you talking about? I gave her the file last night. I got it.
Are these the originals? Yes. Well, how did you get your hands on this? Do I want to know? Let’s just say an associate of mine was able to relieve Ms. Peterson of the file. Chad did this. No, it wasn’t Chad. Oh, so your unnamed associate broke into Sloan’s apartment. I think it’s better if we don’t use words like break and enter, but safe to say that they were able to get in and lift the file.
Well, whoever our saving angel is, you should thank them twice because not only did they save my bid for governor and my daughter’s future, they kept you from losing a very important client.
I know that you’re desperate for a job, but you can’t be. About going back to a life of crime. Of course not. I mean, not really. Hello? Maybe Xander, you have to admit things are pretty dire right now. I mean, all it would take is me smuggling a few diamonds and they whisk you away. No, you’re not that guy anymore.
Xander. Yeah, that guy had money. Yeah, they didn’t have me True. It must be possible to have you and money. Yes, it is very simple. You just have to get a job, an honest one. You know what? You’re right. I’m gonna find a respectable, high paying, and above all honest job and move my darling wife into the kind of place she deserves.
Found. Can start right now. Wish me up. Good luck onward.
I, I don’t understand. I thought you didn’t feel comfortable deceiving Sloane. I didn’t. I don’t, but then I decided that helping Stephanie was the right thing to do.
Did she tell Paula any of the good news? I don’t know. I was about to check in with her before you busted in here. Demanding that I make good.
I just didn’t think that Stephanie should lose her job because of one mistake. Well, you certainly came in here swinging like you did. How was that? Because you. Loyal friend or loyal employee,
or do you actually have feelings for Stephanie?
So that means you’re taking me back. The election is a week away. I’m going to need your PR expertise to get me into the governance mansion. Are you sure? Stephanie? I was hard on you because, well, I’m worried for my daughter’s future. It wasn’t personal. You’ve seen us in this file, it could have ruined Chino’s life.
I had to take it seriously. No, I totally understand. I never should have mislead you. I just, I didn’t wanna let you down, but rest assured that will never happen again. Well, in the end you came through. That’s all that matters. Now we can just, Squash Sloan Peterson, like the cockroach. She is most effective way to get rid of cockroaches.
Hi. You scared me. Sorry. Why is your door open? There’s a, oh, yeah, there’s a bit of a smell. Oh my goodness. Yes. More than a bit. Mm. He’s, uh, pretty bad. Um, I brought you some lemon squares. Oh my gosh. God, I am so hungry. That was really an excuse just to, to see how you and Xander were doing. Mm-hmm. in person.
where is he? You wanted to go find a job?
Clerk for the Office of Historic Preservation. Sorry, I’m not a nerd. Male model
patriotic donkey. Hell is that. Forget the one A I got just the opportunity you need. Excuse me? You are you talking to me? And turn back around. Be a screech of a film. Are you a tell? What did I just say? Monster. With the ghetto, I can’t be seen in public. Thanks to EJ Dara, he tried to run me outta town.
Well, I see it didn’t take, what did you do to him? What did I do to him?
Look, it’s a long story, but all you need to know is that I’m not gonna let him get away with what he did to me. And if you help me get revenge, I will make it with your while. What kind of revenge are we talking about? I want you to help me kidnap his mommy.
Stephanie and I both have already explained to you that there’s nothing happening between us. Actually, you and Stephanie let it slip that a little something did happen between you two, but if you wanna avoid my question, that’s fine. Regardless of of whatever did or did not happen between us, it’s really none of your business, and I’m not even sure why we’re having this discussion.
Haven’t you moved on with Sloan already? I have zero feelings for still. Ah, oh, you’re still stuck on Stephan. This might be, might be hard for, for someone like you to, uh, comprehend. But she’s just not that into you.
I can’t wait to see Sloane smug face when she realizes she and her mystery quiet aren’t getting one red sent outta me. She will be on the war path for sure. That woman does not like to lose, but you’ll know how to handle it. Right? Definitely. I already have some ideas percolating. Hm. Well, I’m glad to hear that.
I’m come to think of it. Well, what can she do? I mean, we have all the power now, right here in my hot little hands. So she and her client, they can go bla to the press all they want. They no longer have any proof. Wait, what’s with that? Look? You’re not still worried, are you? No, I’m not. I’m, I’m just going to be on high alert.
That’s all because as I’m sure you know, sometimes even an unfounded rumor has a way of snowballing into big trouble . Well, if that woman did to snowball, I will slap her with a slander suit so fast her head will spin, hopefully pop right off. Uh, no. Now that we have this, she can’t hurt us. My baby girl is in the clear.
Wendy, look, I, I’m totally flattered. You and Natalie are super cute and super nice, but I’m not early into woman. Well, actually there was that one time that I had a crush on Salmon Moon when I was a kid. Chill. Chill. I wasn’t gonna ask you for a threesome. You were,
oh my God. I was so embarrassed. I, where did you even get an idea like that? I’m so sorry. Okay. Well, yesterday Ali said something about you two hooking up with some guy and I just, well, yes, and that was a one time thing and we tried it and we liked it, but that doesn’t mean that we’re constantly on the pro for a third.
I see. Wait, so if, if you weren’t, talk to me about that, then. What did you wanna talk to me about Johnny Damara and you? What’s going on with you guys?
Look, believe me, grandma, if I wanted to get back at my dad, I wouldn’t dress up in a silly costume just to scare him. I will. I’m, I’m glad Hear that. You know, I, I, I, the just thought of you two, not getting along just makes me unhappy. Look, I, I will admit, I was, um, I was pretty upset with the way that he treated Ava.
Mm. I mean, you really cared about her, huh? Yeah. Yeah. When she moved in here, she and I got, uh, pretty close.
Don’t tell me you did a little hanky crap. No, no, no, no. I’m just, I’m just, I’m just saying No, no. It’s just that Ava is, uh, old enough Yeah. To be my mother. I know. I’ve I’ve, I’ve heard it before. No, no, no. That’s not what I mean. Age difference. I don’t care about that stuff. You know, Elvis, he was a decade older than he’s beloved for Sheila, and I mean, they still had their problems.
Yeah. Uh, suspicious minds think a lot. Yes, exactly. Exactly. No, honey. What I’m concerned of, Jon, is that, um, paper pat a, she is a mafia princess and I do not want her leading you into a life of crime.
You want me to kidnap Susan Banks? Yeah, it probably goes without saying, but EJ has a soft spot for his loony mother. Yeah, I mean, I hate ej, but I can’t just snatch up his mum. I’m sure you can and you will be rewarded handsomely for doing so. I know you’re hurting right now. Says who? Says you and a little miss.
Unless you like living in that Ro, you might dad fine on me and my wife. I, I wouldn’t exactly call it spying. I did happen to hear the two of you talking though, not 20 minutes ago, and you were just about to go back to smuggling diamonds, I guarantee you, than my little errand is much easier and much more lucrative.
Well, Since you were eavesdropping on us earlier, you would’ve also heard that my wife doesn’t want me going back to my old ways. So sorry, but respectfully, my answer has to be go to hell, Zando. Who are you talking to?
I mean, it really isn’t that bad. You just, you gotta add some, um, some personal touches and, and it really starts to feel like home. See? Huh? What is it? Oh, uh, somebody carved something. What is nothing? Well, what I should say. Oh, I’d, uh, I’d rather not say. Okay. Ah. It says, I hope you die. Okay. That’s enough.
You’re gonna pack your bags and you’re gonna come home with me. No, we already tried that, mom. It was less than a day before Victor and Xander declared war on each other. I can handle Victor. I appreciate that. But there is absolutely no way that Xander will go back there. Now he wants to prove that he can provide for us, and I hope he can do it without breaking the law, breaking the law.
Sarah? Oh, it was a joke. He just like made this offhand comment about, um, maybe diamond smuggling. What? I, I handled him. Mom, it’s gonna be fine. I’m sure as we speak. Xander is hot on the heels of an honest living, I was. I’m talking to myself. Isn’t that one of the first signs of insanity? Studies show EJ that positive affirmations can greatly improve one’s day.
Ah, even worse. The only thing I despise more than uttering competence is blind over confidence. Somehow you have both in space. Come on, Sean. So anyway. Treat your former caregiver. You’re a glorified babysitter. My little niece could have done your job probably better. You won’t admit it, but we had some great times.
The two of us. Nice to bring you stones, and we’d watch downtown ABB together. Downton Abby, downtown abb. See you remember? And now I clearly appreciate it. If you return the favor. I know I’m going to regret this, but what kind of favor? So glad you asked. E See, I am a bit, uh, temporarily occupationally challenged.
I’ve been looking for jobs all morning, but nothing really. It’s optimized standards. So maybe you could hook me up with a nice exec Gigo tomorrow. What could you possibly bring to the table? Well, I happen to have some information that you might find rather interesting,
as you know. I mean, my brother Thomas, he got pulled into the tall grass of the CD underworld. I just don’t want that to happen to my freshest, freshest grandbaby. You don’t have to worry about that with me besides even where possible. Ava is long gone. Thanks to my dad. Well, hey, you know what, Emily, what about your ex-wife?
Yeah, I remember. Is there any possible chance that you and Chanel can get back together? She’s with my sister now. All right. Right, right. She swings both ways. She’s swing. Right. You sisters are grandma. Grandma, please. What after? Okay. Okay. You know what? I’m, I’m, I’m not gonna middle anymore. No. Mm. Um, but you don’t, don’t, um, ever give up on finding love.
You hear me? Oh sweetheart, you are such, such a big heart. Yeah. And I know eventually that you’re gonna find someone to share it with and, um,
what? Oh no, I’m gonna do it. Nope. Nope. I just, I told you I’m not gonna butt into your life. Nope. And I respect your wishes, sweetheart. Grandma. Grandma. Hmm. On.
Oh, . Okay. I chanson. I have in oh dang cart, right? Boys are at it again. Grandma. Oh no, just hold on, hold on, hold on. I’m just not bad. Wires got crossed here. Oh, oh, yes, yes, yes. Okay. Yes, I was sensing that. Um, oh, sweetheart, you are gonna find love and it’s just right around the corner.
Nothing’s going on between me and Johnny. We’re not in a relat. I mean, not romantically. Okay. But you must be pretty close. He’s even calling in favors to find you a place to stay. What are friends for? Right. And that was very nice of him. I just, you just, what
I just, I wanna make sure that you’re not using. Because I will tolerate, no, of course I’m not using him. Look, I know we just met, but I think you’ll learn that I’m a good person. Okay. If Johnny and I are just working towards a common goal to uncover whatever secrets his dad and my brother are keeping, it’s totally platonic between him and me.
I mean, he’s not even interested in me like that. Anyway, okay. I. I’m sorry that I misread the situation. Allie and I are just protective over Johnny. She’s his twin sister and I’m his ex-wife. He told me. Right. And like you said, we just met, but you’ll get to know me pretty quickly too. And, um, what happened between Johnny and me, it’s.
It’s not, um, it’s not really how I, Hey, look, I’m not judging you. Yeah. But I, I still feel really bad about hurting him and now he’s just lost Ava and, well, Allie and I are just concerned, you know, we don’t, we don’t wanna see him get hurt again. I get it. But the original Johnny and I are just, Like I said, so hearts will be broken.
I know you did Stephanie a favor and I’m sure she’s very grateful, but I hope you realize it’s because you came to a rescue. It won’t change your feelings for you. Well, for the record, I was happy to do her the favor. Chad, I wasn’t expecting anything in return, but are you sure she’s cool with you speaking on her behalf?
Like. I’m just looking out for a friend. Seems more like you’re trying to market your territory. Alex, for the last time, I’m not competing with you for Stephanie’s affection. If she shared your feelings, I would’ve absolutely no problem with him. Yes, see, I somehow doubt that too. My wife just died.
Understand the mother of my children, the love of my life. I don’t want to move on with anybody right now, let alone Stephanie, but eventually Alex, leave it alone. There’s nothing going on between Stephanie and I. There never will be. You understand?
Hello, gentlemen. Am I interrupting something? No, not at all. What brings you here this morning, Chad, I, uh, came to see Victor about saving your job, but it appears you don’t need saving anymore. Oh, it’s true. I, uh, just dropped the file with Paulina and she was very pleased. Hired me back on the spot. So, since we only have a week left to go in our campaign, then you and I are gonna be really busy.
That’s great. Should we get to work? Yes. But um, first. I actually stopped by to speak with Alex. Would you give us a moment alone?
Oh, all right. Well, I am going to head out. I have to make another stop before heading back to Bakery. Well, thanks again for the pastries. My pleasure. And again, sorry for the whole. Free some confusion. Ah, don’t sweat it. And I’m sorry for accusing you of using Johnny. It’s just, I, I know he comes off as a bit too ho for school, but Oh, in other words, arrogant , right.
But deep down, he’s really just so, he’s like a puppy dog. Let’s do that. You know, sometimes he gets this eager look on his face, you know, all wide eyed and curious. So cute. You just wanna pet him. I know, right? What’s up guys? What what? What’s so funny?
Please, uh, don’t tell me you think that Xander is gonna start smuggling diamonds again. Oh, no, of course not. But I do hope that he finds a job soon, not for the money, but for his self-esteem. Okay, well you let me do this. I wanna give you some money and I want you to take it. I just, uh, I need a pen. No, mom, no.
Xander will absolutely kill me. What Xander doesn’t know won’t kill him or you. I’m just gonna give you a little something to tide you over and, and, okay, hold on. Hold on here. Hello. Is it a roach? The size of a cock span?
I’m gonna get you a pen, okay? Yeah. So in exchange for a cushy job, I’ll give you some major intel on one of your enemies. Oh, I see. So you are willing to sell out your Uncle Victor anti off your own personal gain. What an appealing quality and a new hire. No, that wasn’t what I’m saying. You really have no loyalty whatsoever.
You see, that’s the difference between you and me. I may be devious on occasion ruthless if the situation calls for it, but I also have loyalty you your pond scar. No wonder Victor kicked you out of his company for your information. I wasn’t kicked out. I chose to leave time because Victor decided with his son.
You went up against Philip and lost, you’re a loser. Excuse me. You’re a loser. Xander. A bum scouring the want ads in the back of the paper. See, face it old ch You just know the mirror material. I mean, Being Outwitted by Philip Kerrys, how stupid can you be? Listen to me, you ho. And now you’re haring insults.
You’re quite the interviewee, aren’t you? Mr. Cook.
But hey, I consider myself a charitable now, not completely heartless. So if you really need a job,
I will provide one for you. Stop by the house tomorrow, the hedges could use a trim.
You still want me to go to Hal’s, Andy, or might you reconsider my offer?
I’ll go home and get my laptop and just gimme a call when I get to work. Thanks Chad. Thanks Chad.
What’d you wanna talk to me about? I, um, I just wanted to say thank you for helping me out with Sloane. You really came through for me. You already did that last night. I know, but I also wanted to repay you by taking you out to dinner. Is that not crossing a line? Well, I’ve decided to make an exception.
I can’t believe it. This nightmare is truly over . That’s right, baby. What happened in the past? It is staying right there forever. In the past, it’s never going to come out. I feel so relieved for you . Oh, me as well. But you know, I’m even more relieved for you, baby. Oh, now come here.
Hey, so, uh, I thought we could, you know, do a little strategizing, figure out how to best use your new job to find out what your brother and my dad are up to. Don’t worry, man, I got this core Protect is my expertise, but I could use your opinion on something else. Okay. Okay. Do I look right? Is this a good first day at Tamara outfit?
You know what, actually, your, your, your collar’s sticking up a
there now. You look perfect.
No. No. What sh I mean, all this money, and this is the candy selection they have. Sh Oh, wish I thought you were going to work. I was. But I saw this chocolate croissant in the window of sweet bits. I just couldn’t resist. But I know that they’re your favorites,
Thank you mom and I promise we will pay you back as soon as possible. And if this isn’t enough, no. Cause there’s no rush. She I know, I know. No, we will be fine. I know Xander will come through. I know. It
is such a tool. IIes. It’s kind of a big deal. Like you haven’t done much worse. That was before. All you have to do is babysit Susan for a little while. Like, like it just did with EJ not too long ago. Right? Scones downtown Abby, e z pc. And once EJ pays the ransom, we let Susan go. No one needs to get hurt.
How much money are we talking here? Oh. Oh. You will be Bill EJ out of millions of dollars. Oh, I do like the sound of that, but how am I gonna keep this winful secret for my lovely wife? Oh, come on. I don’t know. Tell her that you won the lottery or something. I’m sure you will come up with a good cover story.
You know, you’re not as stupid as EJ says you are. No, I’m not. And for the record, I know it’s down to Nabby. I’d just like to annoy that stuff. Well, you know what? We’ll annoy the hell outta him. Snatching mommy dearest. See you in,
oh, Avish. This is just what I’m craving. Emotionally hard. You are the best. Sh. Ever.
Come on Xander. You can pull off a kidnapping in your sleep. And this one, talk about satisfying, freak out EJ and make a boatload of money. There’s not, you’ve never done something like this before. Alright. Let’s do it. Let’s bleed that master. Try.
Uh, you know what? We had better get you over to DER Enterprises if we’re gonna.