Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Alex: Yeah, I approved it this morning.
Sonny: Okay, great. Who are you testing?
Sonny: Dammit! Alex! We have been over this. All right, my cousin’s pr firm works for titan now.
Alex: I know. I got the memo.
Sonny: That means she works here. That means you can’t hit on her.
Alex: You were serious about that?
Stephanie: “Excited about our new partnership. Let’s celebrate at my place tonight. We’ll break out the champagne and relax in the hot tub.” I am all for celebrating, but not with you, alex. “Where to go in salem for a decent cosmo.”
Leo: Ugh. I would never! Except I did.
Gwen: Oh god, matty, I can’t believe you did this to me. I swear, when I get my hands on that lying little brat, I’m gonna–
Chad: You’ll do what? Kill him? Like you did my wife?
Steve: So, what’d you tell abe and paulina?
Roman: That we had to shut the party down, that kate called on the phone, said she was feeling sick, so I had to go upstairs and get things ready for her.
Steve: Good. Because orpheus left a note warning us not to tell anyone he has marlena and kayla.
Roman: Yeah. Now that son of a bitch has kate, too.
Steve: I thought we would have heard from him by now.
John: Speak of the devil. No one out there. But I guess this is probably from him.
Orpheus: How are we all doing this fine evening? Oh, I’m sorry. How rude of me.
Kayla: They are prepping your cell at statesville.
Marlena: How long are you going to keep us here?
Kate: Oh god, you’re gonna pay for this.
Orpheus: The reason I dropped by is to let you know that, one way or another, this all ends tonight.
Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “days of our lives.”
Sonny: Wow, that’s crazy. Yoink.
Sonny: A hot tub? Alex, really? What is this, the ’70s? Look, I promised stephanie you would keep things professional.
Alex: Have you not heard of team building exercises, sonny? And aren’t you the one that told me I should settle down with someone?
Sonny: Yes, but maybe I should have specified it should be somebody who can stand you.
Alex: She hasn’t even gotten to know me yet, sonny. Give it a little time. Trust me, I’ll win her over.
Sonny: Well, you wouldn’t sound so confident if you had heard her talking about you today.
Alex: Okay, when you first met will, he wanted nothing to do with you, and look at how that turned out.
Sonny: Yes, true, but that was completely different. Will freaked out because he wasn’t ready to be with a guy yet, all right? And you know what I did? I backed off. And eventually, will came around on his own. That’s the only reason it worked out.
Alex: Huh. Well, that’s too risky for me. Stephanie johnson is the woman of my dreams. I’m not gonna let her slip through my fingers.
Stephanie: Okay if I sit here?
Leo: Girl, this ensemble is fire! I love your style.
Stephanie: Thanks. I love yours too.
Leo: Finally, someone else here in mayberry with taste. We need to be friends. Come, let me order you a cosmo.
Stephanie: Oh my god, you must have read my mind. I’m stephanie.
Leo: I’m matt.
Stephanie: Nice to meet you, matt.
Leo: I don’t think I’ve seen you around these parts. Are you new in town?
Stephanie: Yes and no. I grew up here. But I’ve been living in seattle for the past few years. I just moved back.
Leo: God, why? Work? Family?
Stephanie: Both. My parents still live here. I was actually looking forward to spending time with them again, but then my mom pulled a disappearing act.
Kayla: What do you mean this ends tonight?
Kate: “In one way or another”–is that some kind of implied threat?
Orpheus: Well, if I explained all that, it would, uh… spoil the surprise, wouldn’t it?
Kate: You’re going to really regret doing this to us.
Marlena: You know that john and steve are gonna rescue us. Do you really think you’re going to win?
Orpheus: We’ll find out soon enough who the winners and losers are. Game’s afoot, ladies. Enjoy your evening.
John: There’s nobody out there.
Steve: Well, that’s no surprise.
John: So, what do we have in the box? Easy. Easy.
Steve: Okay. Okay. Easy.
Roman: Might help if he told us what he expects us to do with this.
Steve: There’s a video.
Orpheus: Good evening, gentlemen. Let the games begin. As you know, I have marlena, kayla, and kate hidden. Somewhere. But, generous soul that I am, I’m gonna give you three a chance to save them. To do so, you’ll have to solve a series of puzzles, which will give you clues you’ll need to discover the location. You’ll have to work quickly, though, because if you fail to achieve your mission within… one hour, well, then something very, very unfortunate will befall the women you love.
Steve: What the hell does that mean?
John: We’re on a time limit, men. Because he’s telling us he’s got a bomb.
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Orpheus: So, you’re in a high-pressure situation now. And you must be thinking how meaningless your lives will be should you fail.
[Small laugh] A feeling with which I’m not unfamiliar, by the way. But I have a reasonable amount of confidence that you’ll rise to the occasion, especially since I’ve already given you everything you’ll need to determine the location and eliminate the threat. Good luck, men. Your hour begins… now. Chop-chop.
John: Well, well, well, we got ourselves a live feed.
Roman: Do you guys notice anything in that room that gives away their location?
Steve: Not a thing.
John: And he just made sure that we won’t see anything. All right, guys, we don’t have a choice here. Let’s roll our sleeves up and play his lousy game.
Kayla: What I don’t get is why are you here?
Kate: [Huffs] Because I was at the pub today when orpheus showed up. He must have realized that roman and I were back together again.
Marlena: You are?
Kate: Yes, we are.
Kate: And since orpheus holds roman responsible for his wife’s death, he’s probably using me to punish roman.
Kayla: My god.
Kate: I had just left roman’s birthday party to pick him up a cake, and someone comes up behind me and shoves a cloth over my mouth.
Marlena: Hmm. Chloroform. The same thing that happened to sami when lucas kidnapped her.
Kayla: Sounds like it was a bad time for roman to forgive you.
Kate: Well, maybe it was. But I’m glad he did anyway. And marlena, I’m hoping that you’ll be able to forgive me too.
Alex: All right, I’m gonna head out.
Sonny: No, please, stay. I love hearing you go on and on about stephanie.
Alex: You know, she still hasn’t texted me back yet.
Sonny: Well, maybe she’s out buying a bathing suit for the hot tub.
Alex: Ah. I guess it’s back to my original plan.
Sonny: Which was?
Alex: Drinks with allie and chanel. Allie’s your sister-in-law, right? Why don’t you come with?
Sonny: I can’T. I got too much work.
Alex: Why didn’t you tell me? I could have helped you out.
Sonny: Nah, I gotta do it on my own. Stephanie wants a list of things I want her to focus on.
Alex: Did I make the cut?
[Sonny laughs] All right. Burn that midnight oil if you want to. Sonny boy, I know we don’t always see eye-to-eye, but I’m really glad we’re working together. This is where you say, “I’m happy we’re working together, too.”
Sonny: I’m-I’m really happy, too.
Alex: I do love you, you big dummy.
Sonny: Right back at you, dummy.
Leo: So, your ex just disappeared on you?
Stephanie: Never heard from him again.
Leo: Oh, that is appalling. What kind of creep would ghost an enchantress like you?
Stephanie: Kind of you to say, but that’s what he did. It was last fall. Things were getting serious. At least I thought they were. And then he stopped responding to my texts, my messages.
Leo: Ugh. What a cad.
Stephanie: I know, right? I was heartbroken. Spent a lot of time listening to adele. Olivia rodrigo.
Leo: Oh! It is crazy how a teenager could know my heart so well. It’s like she read my diary.
Stephanie: Something tells me a teenager girl might not be ready for your diary.
Leo: Ah. You remind me of my bestie. She and I used to have so much fun together.
Stephanie: Used to?
Leo: We had a falling out recently. It’s kind of my fault.
Stephanie: Aww. I’m sorry. Maybe she’ll come back around.
Leo: I doubt it. I really screwed her over.
Gwen: Chad, please hear me out.
Chad: You know, when a cop’s asking me who might have a motive to kill my wife, your name popped into my head. Because I remembered that you two had had a big fight that day. But I said to myself, gwen wouldn’t be able to break out of statesville, commit a murder, and then break back in. And once again, I underestimated you. I should have known that you would finally get your revenge.
Gwen: No. Please listen to me. I didn’t do it. I didn’t kill abigail.
Chad: Then why did you admit to leo?
Gwen: I didn’t do that either! He just said that lie to get himself off the hook! Please! You have to believe me! Moderate to severe eczema still disrupts my skin.
Gwen: I told rafe the truth.
Chad: No, you are not capable of telling the truth!
Gwen: I swear, I am!
Chad: What, so you went through all of that trouble, by breaking out of prison and putting on a sarah mask so you could give my wife a scare?
Gwen: Yes. Yes. Okay, yes, I-I did do that. But I didn’t want to hurt abigail. I just wanted to frame sarah.
Gwen: Because I wanted sarah to be locked away so that she wouldn’t be around xander anymore.
Chad: What, do you think that that puts you in a better light?
Gwen: No. No. Of course not. But chad, I’m telling you the truth. It’s the bloody truth. I swear.
Stephanie: So, what did you do to your friend?
Leo: I think we need another round.
Stephanie: Okay, but then I want details.
Alex: I know I said I would text, and I didn’T. I’m sorry. Chanel, I’m off work now. Why don’t you and allie come join me for a drink? I’m sure you’ll be able to find a sitter. Scratch that thought. Stephanie’s here. I’ll let you know how it goes. Stephanie.
Stephanie: Oh. Hi.
Alex: Hi. Did you get my text?
Stephanie: Yes. And then I deleted it.
Alex: Ah. Well, I mean, we’re both here now. Can I buy you a drink?
Stephanie: Sorry, I’m with someone.
Alex: I thought you said you were too busy to date.
Stephanie: I made an exception.
Alex: Maybe you can make another exception and come hang out with me and ditch this guy. I promise you you will not regret it.
Stephanie: Alex, how many times do I have to tell you that I’m just not into you, at all?
Leo: Girl, are you out of your mind?
Marlena: Do you really think this is a good time to, what, iron out our own personal differences?
Kate: I don’t know why the hell not. We’re stuck here.
Kayla: Yeah, but we could still find a way out.
Kate: Okay, we’ve been trying to find a way out for hours, and we’re still stuck here, okay? So I think it is a good time to iron things out. I don’t know if it’ll make any difference, but I did take responsibility for my actions.
Kate: By turning myself in to the police.
Kate: Yeah. They charged me as an accessory after the fact with kidnapping.
Kayla: Well then, why aren’t you in prison?
Kate: Because I’m on probation. I paid a fine, a very big fine, and I have to do 200 hours of community service.
Kayla: Sounds like just a slap on the wrist.
Kate: Okay. The point is I made amends to the community. And…and to roman. So why don’t you tell your friend here that she should forgive me?
Kayla: I’m not gonna do that. ‘Cause I don’t think she should.
Steve: What do we got here? All right. “To find the women you love, think back to when our story began.” When did we first cross paths with orpheus? Mid-’80s, right?
Roman: No, it was earlier than that for me. Orpheus and I partnered up on that mission that went wrong.
John: Wait, wait, wait, wait. Okay, that was just you and him. He’s talking about all three of us here, right?
Roman: Yeah, but that mission was the beginning of everything. It was a very intense, dangerous operation. We were tracking some very dangerous people. One night, I heard someone, and I told them to identify themselves. They didn’T. Turns out it was rebecca. I have no idea why she stayed silent. Even after I yelled again, “identify yourself or I will shoot,” nothing. I said it again, louder. “Identify yourself right now, or I will shoot”–nothing. So I fired in the direction of the noise. You know the rest. So, I’m telling you, the year he wants is 1979.
John: This lockbox here– four-digit combination. What do you want to do? You want to take a stab at 1979?
Steve: Whoa, what if we’re wrong? Will we get another shot?
Roman: Three women’s lives are hanging in the balance here, and he’s playing this like it’s an escape room. Put 1979 in there in that lock, see if it opens.
John: All right, we’re on it. Brace yourself. Nice! Good job, roman, all right.
Steve: That’s good, because we still don’t know where our wives are or what kind of bomb we’re dealing with, and we’ve only got an hour.
Roman: Less than that now. Alright, the reason your dishes
John: “Because of you three, I lost valuable time with the people I love most in the world. So you can count on the same thing happening to you if you fail to…decipher this puzzle. All roads lead back to those broken bonds.”
Steve: Okay, we know the people he’s talking about are his wife rebecca, his kids evan and zoey. We just need to figure out what to do with that information.
John: Yeah, well, we don’t have anything else to go on. There’s no more lockboxes here, and all we got is a tin snips, probably to diffuse the bomb.
Steve: What now, mr. Escape room?
Roman: I think the key word is “count,” as in we need to convert the letters of his loved ones’ names into numbers.
John: You know, I think you’re right. “Count.” Because he uses the word “decipher,” as in cipher.
Steve: Okay, how much time do we have?
John: Less than half an hour.
Steve: We gotta work fast. Okay.
John: Work your magic, patch. Come on.
Steve: Evan. Zoey.
Kate: What the hell, kayla? Well, what difference does it make? I mean, it’s up to marlena anyway. You know, kayla’s never liked me. But I thought that you and I had a relationship. We were friends. At least I thought we were.
Kayla: You know, kate, I have never disliked you, even though there was a number of reasons that I should have. Let’s just start with you framing sami for the death penalty.
Kate: Ha. Well, I paid for that, because I lost everything.
Kayla: Yeah, and as soon as you climbed out of the hole, you were right back to your old ways. You blackmailed tripp. And then you knew that steve was stefano, and you kept quiet about it.
Kate: In the end, I tried to do the right thing, just like I did now. You know, no one’s perfect. Not even the two of you, kayla.
Marlena: Well, she’s right.
Marlena: She’s right. And if… if roman can forgive you, I guess I can too.
Kate: Thank you. And thanks for nothing, sweetness.
Kayla: Oh, yeah.
Leo: I don’t mean to interrupt, but how could you not be into this man? I mean…
Alex: This is your date?
Stephanie: Yeah. It is.
Alex: You look familiar.
Leo: I do?
Stephanie: Alex, this is matt.
Alex: No, no, this isn’t matt. This is leo stark.
Leo: I think you have me confused with somebody else.
Alex: What the hell are you trying to pull?
Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa–
Stephanie: Whoa! Let him go!
Alex: No. Do you have any idea what this creep has done?
Leo: Wait, if you’re talking about abigail dimera’s murder, I was exonerated.
Stephanie: Wait, you were a suspect in my cousin’s murder?
Leo: And then I was exonerated–that’s the key word. Not guilty. Will you kindly let me go?
Alex: You were not exonerated for what you did to my little brother’s life.
Leo: Your little brother?
Alex: Sonny kiriakis, the guy you drugged and took filthy pictures of.
Stephanie: Oh my god!
Alex: Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting to get my hands on you?
Leo: Oh, if only you were saying those words under different circumstances.
Alex: I’m gonna beat your ass.
Leo: If only you were saying those words under different circumstances.
Stephanie: Alex, please, just let him go.
Leo: Thanks, stephanie.
Stephanie: It’s not for your sake, “matt.” It’s for his.
Leo: For the record, matthew is my given name.
Alex: Get out of my sight before I change my mind. And leo, if I see you again, I’m gonna kill you.
Leo: I just paid for my–
Alex: Get out.
Leo: [Huffs] Beg furious with abigail that day. I had asked her for one simple favor. I wanted her to deliver a birthday present to our father. But instead, she smashed it.
Chad: You convinced jack that abby was responsible for your miscarriage. I think that’s worse.
Gwen: Yes. Yes. Yes, it was. But I never wanted to hurt her. I would never, ever take my own sister’s life.
Chad: What, you have standards now?
Gwen: I haven’t killed anyone.
Chad: What about laura?
Gwen: I didn’t do that! I-I said that I did to abigail, but I didn’T. I was just so very angry.
Chad: You really are a monster.
Gwen: Look, I am trying to tell you what happened that night. I tried to pass myself off as sarah, but abigail saw through it, and she ripped the mask off my face. So I begged her to just let me go back to statesville and I would never bother her again, and she agreed.
Chad: Why would she do that?
Gwen: Because she’s abigail. As awful as I was to her, she still gave me another chance.
Chad: Now that, I believe.
Gwen: Then believe this too. Chad, when I left your room that day, abigail was still alive. Some days, it felt like asthma was holding me back.
Chad: Why would leo tell rafe that you admitted to it?
Gwen: I-I-I have no idea. Honestly, the last time we spoke, leo said that he was gonna have his lawyer represent me, and instead he said that stupid lie, and he sold me out. You know…you know, I’ve been wondering if that lawyer…if that lawyer convinced him to go against me.
Chad: Why would you think that?
Gwen: The district attorney made it no secret that she wanted to charge leo and I as co-conspirators. Maybe his stupid, slimy lawyer convinced leo that giving evidence against me was his only way out. Maybe-maybe leo was so afraid that the truth would come out if he didn’t set me up. And that truth is that he killed abigail.
Leo: [Singsong] Ding dong!
Sonny: How the hell did you get past security?
Leo: I used to work here, remember? I know all the secret ins and outs.
Sonny: What the hell do you want?
Leo: I just had a run-in with your big, strapping brother. I was afraid he was gonna rip my head off.
Sonny: Can you blame him? After everything you did to me and will?
Leo: Oh, you got even. More than even. You broke up craig and me. So I don’t think your brother should be attacking me in public. I was making a new friend. He ruined that, too.
Sonny: What do you expect me to do?
Leo: Ask him to back off, maybe not kill me. He threatened to. He did.
Sonny: And why would I help you? Hmm? You won’t even admit that you drugged me, let alone apologize for it.
Leo: If I had drugged you– speaking hypothetically, of course–I would admit that that would not have been a very nice thing to do.
[Sonny laughs] I was lost without craig. And all I could do was think about getting back at the people who took him from me. But after abigail died, I realized that revenge isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. Life is too short to hold a grudge. So…I was hoping that we could be friends. Do you think that’s possible?
Stephanie: I admit that I was impressed by the way you stood up for sonny.
Alex: He’s my kid brother.
Stephanie: I can’t believe I was knocking back drinks with the guy who did those things to him. I actually thought I made a friend.
Alex: So, he’s not your date.
Stephanie: Okay, I lied.
Alex: Well, I lied, too. I hate cosmos. But my mother taught me never to waste booze because it was a mortal sin.
Stephanie: Here. You earned it.
Kayla: I just wish I knew what kind of game orpheus was playing.
Orpheus: I’m so glad you asked. Sorry to eavesdrop, but I thought you’d appreciate an update. Earlier tonight, roman brady, steve johnson, and john black received a puzzle. Now, if they succeed in solving it, it will lead them here, which gives your white knights a fighting chance at saving you…before the bomb goes off.
Kate: What bomb?
Orpheus: The one in the electrical panel to your right. I gave them a time limit and, sadly, they aren’t here yet. And time is growing short. I don’t think they’re gonna make it, ladies. So, I wanted to wish you all a fond farewell. It was fun while it lasted.
Kayla: No, wait–you can’t do this to us!
Orpheus: Sorry, blue eyes. I hope your men don’t feel too guilty about failing all of you. But I don’t see how they’ll avoid it. Ciao.
Kate: Oh my god, we’re gonna die here. Oh my god.
Steve: Okay, total up all the number values. Comes to 150.
Roman: Okay. Building address.
John: Yeah, we can only hope.
Roman: How do we find the street name?
John: You know, I’m thinking about something. “All the roads lead back to those broken bonds.”
Steve: Broken bonds.
John: Stockholm. Orpheus is talking about the treasury bonds he was looking for in stockholm.
Steve: Right, right, right. Is there a stockholm street in salem?
Roman: Yes to stockholm. No to 150.
Steve: Wait, I know I totaled these numbers right. Zoey. Does zoey have a “y” at the end?
John: Yeah, yeah, zoey’s got a “Y.”
Steve: Okay. What is it then?
John: Evan. Evan’s wrong. Evan’s not his given name. His given name is… it’s christian. Nine letters. C-h-r-I-s-t-I-a-N.
Steve: Okay, how much time do we have?
John: Less than half an hour.
Steve: Okay, that’s 209.
Roman: Okay, there is a 209 stockholm street. Okay? Thank god they’re in salem. We don’t have much time.
Steve: All we have is his word–his could be a trap.
John: We don’t have a choice.
Steve: Okay, take it easy. I was taking my antidepressant daily,
Gwen: Think about it, chad. We all know that leo was camping out in your basement, right? And yes, yes, you are right when you say that I told him how to get there–but I didn’t think he was gonna kill her, i didn’t do it because I wanted him to kill her. He had no money–
Chad: Don’t! Don’t do that! You knew that he hated me and abby and sonny for breaking up him and craig.
Gwen: Yes, yes, I know. I did know that. He did come and see me in statesville, and he asked me to help him come up with a plan.
Chad: To what? To get us? What did you say?
Gwen: I said that I’d–i would think about it. But I didn’t think he was gonna hurt anyone. But now it’s obvious that he did want to do that. He did it, chad. He murdered your wife as payback.
Sonny: Hmm. Okay. You want to be friends now. That’s-that’s convenient.
Leo: What does that mean?
Sonny: Oh, that this kinder, gentler leo is just an act you’re putting on in case the cops do decide, hey, maybe you really did kill abigail.
Leo: I didn’t kill her. It was gwen.
Sonny: If you say so.
Leo: I hated ratting out my best friend, but I was not gonna go down for something I didn’t do. Gwen will never forgive me, but…I’m hoping you will. Sonny, I am truly sorry for everything I have ever done for you.
Sonny: Oh, too little too late.
Leo: Okay. Well, if we can’t be friends, can we at least not be enemies?
Sonny: You know what, fine. I forgive you. Not that I’ll ever trust you.
Leo: And will you convey our detente to your brother?
Sonny: You won’t have to worry about him.
Leo: Wonderful. Have a lovely evening, jackson. You will always be my favorite ex-husband.
Alex: You were a racecar driver?
Stephanie: Totally different lifetime. And I was no danica patrick, but I had a good run.
Alex: Just when I thought you couldn’t get any sexier.
Stephanie: Don’t start.
Alex: The offer still stands. Hot tub. Champagne.
Stephanie: Are you kidding me?
Alex: What? Thought we were vibing.
Stephanie: We’re having a friendly, casual conversation. That doesn’t mean I’m suddenly into you. I think I’ve made it very clear where I stand.
Alex: I know. But I think we’re making progress.
Stephanie: Sorry, pal. You thought wrong.
Kate: We could blow up any second.
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Kayla: Do you hear that? There’s shooting out there.
John: Here! Here!
Steve: Hey, baby.
Kayla: Thank god, thank god.
Steve: Do you know where the bomb is?
Kayla: It’s in the electrical panel on the wall over there. See it? Careful. Careful.
John: You okay, baby? You all right? Let’s get you out of here.
Steve: All right. We got less than a minute.
Marlena: Oh god.
Steve: So many wires– I don’t know which color to cut. That bastard. He said he gave us everything we needed to know.
John: Did he say anything at all that referenced colors? Anything about colors?
Kayla: He called me “blue eyes”–he has never done that.
John: Try it.
Steve: Okay, that works for me. Blue. Still going.
Roman: 22 seconds.
John: What else?
Kate: Is there a white wire? Because he called you guys “white knights.”
Steve: White. Got it. Oh no.
Roman: 14 seconds.
Marlena: What about-what about black for john black?
Roman: Six seconds.
John: Come on, man.
Steve: Got it.
Roman: All right! Way to go!
Marlena: Oh my god. Ohh…ohh… I have moderate to severe plaque psoriasis.
Kate: Oh, you’re my hero!
Roman: I’m sorry I got you in this.
Steve: Did he hurt you?
Kayla: Thank you. No, I’m good now that you’re here. Good, good.
Marlena: Oh! John, I was so scared.
John: Baby, it’s over, baby. It’s all over now. It’s all over, baby.
John: Okay, that was close.
Orpheus: How touching.
Marlena: So well done. All of you.
Orpheus: But I’m sorry, john. The games have just begun.
Stephanie: I should get going. First day on a new job tomorrow.
Alex: You can be late. I’ll write you a note.
Stephanie: Would you just give up? I’m not just gonna fall into your arms because you’re handsome. Maybe that works on other women, but not me.
Alex: She thinks I’m handsome. Yes!
Chad: Do you really think that I’m gonna take your word about leo or anything? You lie for a living!
Gwen: Chad, I am telling you it was leo, okay? Do you know that he made a list? He made a list, after craig left him, of all the people that he wanted to get even with. He was obsessed with this list. Abigail was on it, and so were you, and so was sonny and brady and chloe. And I’m telling you, if someone doesn’t go after him now, he’s gonna keep checking those names off that list. All of you should be watching your backs.
Leo: Oh, sonny? I forgot to ask, do you validate? The parking rates here–sonny? My hit list. How did this get here? And what is this on it? Blood? Oh my god, sonny! We need yours.