Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Ej: Do you need a top up?
Belle: Eh, usually stick to one before dinner, but seeing as how jan spears is pregnant with my husband’s baby and living in my house, yeah, I would like another drink. In fact, make it a double, please.
Ej: [Chuckles and sighs] You still haven’t told me what happened today.
Belle: Ah, there’s a reason for that. I’m afraid if I tell you about it, I’m just gonna start screaming and crying and throwing things, so I just it’s for your safety and mine that I should probably just stick to drinking and companionable silence.
Ej: I’m sorry I’m taking so long. I have an excellent scotch that’s guaranteed to lift your spirits, but I can’t seem to find it. Oh, there it is.
[Sighs] He drank the whole bottle.
Belle: Oh, harold’s hitting the good stuff, huh?
Ej: It wasn’t harold. It was bloody clyde weston.
Belle: Why was clyde drinking your scotch? Wait, why was he even in your house?
Ben: Dad, you knew we weren’t going to name him after you.
Clyde: Yeah, but I didn’t know I’d be shoved aside for the other grandpa. I don’t suppose I made the cut for middle name either, huh?
Ben: His middle name is brady.
Clyde: Yeah, of course.
Ben: [Scoffs softly] But his last name is weston. He’s named after both of you.
Clyde: Yeah, I guess you’re right. But seeing how bo’s dead, I’m little bo’s one and only grandpa anyway, right?
Ben: Please don’t say that in front of ciara.
Clyde: Just stating the facts.
Ben: Do you want to hold him or not?
Clyde: [Chuckles] Yeah, I want to hold him.
Ben: All right. [Sighs]
Clyde: Whoa. [Chuckles] Look at you. You know what? He looks a little bit like me.
Nancy: [Laughs] No, bonnie, I am so sorry. I have plans tonight. No, listen, I made reservations at the bistro for clyde and me. Uh-huh, it’s gonna be a great night for sure, I think. Oh, I may have spoken too soon, bonnie.
[Knock at door]
Eric: Hey. How you doing?
Sarah: I just can’t believe our little girl is gone. And that xander switched our child with brady and kristen’S. And I know that it’s been years, but I–
[Slow emotional music]
Eric: It’s new. It’s new for you. Is there anything I can do to help?
Sarah: [Sniffles] I just think it’s going to take time.
Eric: How long has it been since you’ve eaten something?
Sarah: I don’t know.
Eric: You know what? There’s a pot pie on the menu tonight and you’re going to love it.
Sarah: I don’t think I can.
Eric: Please, come on. Just try it. Take a few bites.
Sarah: Just let me, um… fix my face.
Eric: All right. I’m going to wait for you downstairs, okay?
Nicole: Okay, so what kind of pie do you want?
Holly: Strawberry pie!
Nicole: That’s a summer pie.
Holly: It’s may and I got all a’s except for one B. You promised I could have anything I wanted.
Nicole: Oh, okay then. We’ll talk.
Eric: Who is this grown-up girl?
Holly: I’m holly!
Eric: I know that! I was just kidding!
Holly: I’ve missed you.
Eric: I’ve missed you. Mmm.
Holly: Are you going to get back together with mommy?
Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “days of our lives.”
Xander: [Groans] Damn!
Sonny: What are you doing here?
Xander: I was hoping to see sarah, but maggie said she hasn’t come back yet. I just want to make sure she’s all right.
Sonny: Something else happen?
Xander: Yeah, she’s a real wreck about it.
Sonny: About what?
Xander: It’s a long story.
Nancy: Look, bonnie, I’ll talk to you later. I’ll call you tomorrow.
Leo: I couldn’t help overhearing. Sounds like someone has a big date.
Nancy: Not that it’s any of your business.
Leo: You sure this one’s straight?
Nancy: As an arrow. Now, if you’ll excuse me. Get out of my way, leo.
Leo: I was just wondering if you’ve spoken to craig.
Nancy: What? [Scoffs] I talk to craig on a regular basis, yes.
Leo: How is he doing? I’ve left him all kinds of messages, but he never calls me back.
Nancy: Why would he? You broke his heart, leo, you little, two-timing weasel. So you know what? Why don’t you have the decency for once in your life and leave the poor man alone!
Ej: You are drinking inferior scotch because clyde showed up here shortly after we’d both gotten out of prison. He wanted to go into business together.
Belle: [Scoffs] I can only imagine what kind of business he had in mind.
Ej: And you’d be right.
Belle: Drugs? You didn’t go along with him, did you?
Ej: No, of course not.
Belle: [Chuckling] Okay. Because I know he looked after you in prison and everything, but I can’t believe he would think you would push drugs for him.
Ej: He had an ulterior motive. He thought if he got me involved in something illegal, I wouldn’t be able to turn him in to the authorities.
Belle: You could turn him in? What did he do? No matter who you are,
Nicole: Holly, honey? We talked about this. Eric is a priest again, and mommy is with rafe now.
Eric: That’s right. See, I’m just here for a short visit.
Rafe: Yeah, I thought you were going back to africa tonight.
Eric: I was, and then sarah has a new situation that she’s dealing with so I want to be here for her in any way I can to help.
Nicole: She’s been through so much and none of this is her fault.
Holly: What does that mean?
Rafe: Well, it means maybe we should back in the kitchen and see if there’s any strawberry pie today, hmm?
Holly: So mommy and eric can talk, right?
Nicole: [Chuckling] Oh, no wonder you get straight a’S.
Holly: And one B.
Nicole: Oh, one B. [Chuckles]
Rafe: B for “bye.”
[Laughter] Come on, kiddo.
Nicole: Aw. I just can’t believe sarah thinks her baby is alive. I told xander to man up and tell her.
Eric: Yeah, well, he didn’T. So I had to.
Nicole: Oh, eric. How did she take it? As if I didn’t know.
Eric: She was devastated, for the second time.
Nicole: She must be furious at xander.
Eric: Furious does not even begin to touch it.
Sonny: Okay, so in sarah’s mind, she just found out her baby died shortly after she was born?
Sonny: But she didn’t hear it from you?
Xander: I was only thinking of her.
Sonny: Ooh. She must really hate your guts right now.
Xander: I just need to talk to her and just tell her how she got through all this before. She ended up realizing that she still loved me and sarah would’ve married me if she hadn’t run into kristen dimera the night before the wedding.
Sonny: Xander, you can’t just make her fall in love with you again.
Xander: I know that. It’s just killing me. Watching her go through all this all over again.
Sonny: Give her some time. You know, maybe she’ll find another way to forgive you.
Xander: And if she doesn’t? Oh, I could lose sarah for good this time.
Belle: You have dirt on clyde weston? Dirt nobody knows about? Well?
Ej: I shouldn’t have said anything.
Belle: But you did and so you might as well just tell me because I’m going to keep bugging you until you do.
Ej: Whatever happened to drinking in companionable silence?
Belle: Ej, you’re my client. You know very well that i can’t breathe a word of anything you tell me in confidence, so spill it.
Ej: Ugh. It has been difficult trying to keep something like this to myself.
Belle: Well, now you can share your burden with me.
Ej: You should think long and hard about whether you want to shoulder this particular burden.
Ej: This is clyde weston we’re talking about here. If he finds out that you know what I know, it could put your life in danger.
Clyde: Yeah, I got to go get cleaned up. My lady friend’s taking me out to dinner tonight.
Ben: Oh, yeah? Sounds like it’s getting kind of serious.
Clyde: I guess you could say that.
Ben: Wow. When do I get to meet her?
Clyde: Real soon. She’s about to come pick me up.
Ben: Oh. This is going to be fun.
Clyde: Don’t you go embarrassing me, boy.
Ben: [Shushes] Me? Never even crossed my mind. Hey, dad? I’m sorry about what I said to you before. You got a job. You’re seeing a very nice lady. You turned your whole life around. I’m proud of you.
Leo: I care about craig, all right? I always will. I just want to know how he’s doing.
Nancy: You didn’t care about him when you were lying to him, so how he’s doing now is none of your business.
Leo: You don’t have to be so hostile. Just because he left your old, tired ass for me.
Nancy: [Chuckles] He left you too, didn’t he? Your little affair didn’t last too long. And you want to know why? Because craig is not stupid. And when he realized exactly what you were up to, he kicked your lying, young ass to the curb.
Leo: My love for craig was real. I loved that man with every cell in my being.
Nancy: Give me a break. If you loved him, you would’ve been honest with him. But you weren’T. Because you’re never honest. And now, leo, you have lost him forever.
Leo: Just you wait. He will forgive me someday.
Nancy: [Laughs] Oh, not a chance in hell. And you want to know why? You are going to spend the rest of your pathetic, little life all alone, mm? And it’s exactly what you deserve.
Leo: You miserable old hag! Ubrelvy helps u fight migraine attacks.
Nicole: Sarah, I didn’t know you were here.
Sarah: Oh, eric was just letting me hide in his room for a while, so.
Nicole: Oh, I see.
Sarah: I’m sorry about this morning.
Nicole: No, I understand.
Sarah: It’s just xander told me you and eric had the baby.
Nicole: I just–I can’t believe he did that.
Sarah: Me neither. Um… I was confused.
Nicole: No, no, listen, you thought I was lying about where mickey was, not to mention me cheating on eric with rafe. And I get it, I get it.
Sarah: Yeah. [Sniffles] I think it’s great that you and rafe are together together and found love and you make such a good couple.
Nicole: Thank you.
Rafe: Thanks. I think the same thing.
Sarah: I was just apologizing for earlier.
Rafe: Oh, that’s okay. Glad you’re feeling better. She was right. They did have strawberry pie today.
Nicole: How did you know that?
Holly: I had it on the last day of school last year.
Nicole: Amazing. Amazing memory. Are you ready to go home?
Holly: Bye, eric.
Eric: Can I have a hug? Oh. Goodbye.
Nicole: Bye, sarah. Eric.
Rafe: Have a good night.
Xander: I can’t just sit around hoping that sarah walks through the door. I’ve got to–I’ve got to find a way to get through to her.
Sonny: Didn’t you just say that she’s not taking your calls?
Xander: I bet she’s holed up at eric’S. I’m going go talk to her in person.
Sonny: Xander, xander. Sit down.
Sonny: Because whenever you get like this, you become a pushy ass, okay? Just sit down.
Xander: I’m not taking advice on my love life from the likes of you. Your husband doesn’t even live in the same state.
Sonny: Okay, well, that is only temporary.
Xander: Trust me, that’s a huge mistake. You know, giving someone too much space? You know what they say. “Out of sight, out of mind.” You should be reminding will how miserable he will be without you, which is exactly what I’m going to do for sarah right now.
Sonny: Yeah. That’ll work.
Nancy: Give that back to me, you little creep!
Leo: I thought you didn’t wear a wig.
Nancy: Oh, give it to me!
Leo: Oh, oh, who’s the liar now, huh? Maybe I’ll try going ginger for a night. Who knows? Might even steal you new boyfriend.
Nancy: Oh! Give it back to me right now! You little creep, give it to me!
Rafe: Hey, hey! What is going on here?
Nancy: Um… he has my wig.
Rafe: Give the lady back her property or I swear to god, I will run you in.
Leo: Fine. Here’s your ugly old wig. Got more important things to do, anyway.
Nancy: [Sighs] Thank you.
Rafe: I’m so sorry that happened to you. You okay?
Nancy: Yes, thank you. Everything’s fine. [Gasps]
Rafe: He goes near you again, you let me know, okay?
Nancy: Absolutely, thank you.
Rafe: All right.
Nicole: Hi, nancy.
Nancy: Hi, nicole. Oh, holly is so beautiful, nicole.
Nicole: Thank you. I think so too. [Chuckles] Well, bye. See you later.
Nancy: Thank you. Thank you.
Nancy: [Sighs] You stay away from me, leo. Rafe warned you.
Leo: I forgot to tell you something. I want you to give your daughter a message for me.
Nancy: My daughter is visiting my grandson and i know she doesn’t want any messages from you.
Leo: Just tell her she’s on my list.
Nancy: What list?
Leo: You’ll soon find out.
Belle: Well, jan already has it in for me, so what’s one more target on my back?
Ej: I’m serious. Knowing what I know has made me a threat to clyde. And we both know how clyde deals with threats. That’s why I haven’t told anyone about this. If he finds out that–
Belle: He is not going to, okay? I can keep a secret. I’m just asking as your friend and your lawyer to confide in me. I got your back.
Ej: [Sighs and clears throat] All right. But let me be clear. I’m speaking to you as my attorney, not my former sister-in-law.
Belle: Got it. Okay. So tell me. What did clyde do?
Ej: I know for a fact that he is responsible for someone’s death.
Ej: Mine. My asthma felt anything but normal.
Sonny: Oh, have you come back because you’ve finally seen the wisdom of my words?
Xander: [Scoffs] No way. This was in the foyer. It’s for you.
Sonny: Since when do you deliver packages?
Xander: What? Can’t do something nice for my own flesh and blood? And I forgot my phone.
Sonny: Ah. There it is. I figured it was something like that. Aww! It’s from will and arianna. They are congratulating me on my new job as the titan ceo. So what was that you were saying again about “out of sight, out of mind”?
Xander: Um, I believe i said something like, uh… bite me.
Sonny: Ah. See you later, buddy. Mmm.
Sarah: [Sniffles] Thank you for eating up here.
Eric: As long as you get some food in that body, I’ll eat anywhere with you.
Sarah: It was good to see nicole. Straighten everything out with her. I’m not feeling like much of a people person right now.
Eric: Makes sense.
Sarah: You’ve been so kind. Mickey was your daughter too, so it’S… probably not easy watching me relive it all.
Eric: Sarah, I’m sorry. I’m sorry you’re in so much pain. But I am glad that I’m here for you. I just want you know there’s always going to be a piece of me that grieves for mickey too.
Sarah: So you’re saying it’s always going to hurt this much?
Eric: In time, it’ll become more manageable.
Sarah: It’s kind of hard to believe you because right now, it just feels like it’s too much to bear.
Eric: Hey, it’s okay.
Ben: Hey. My dad and I wake you up?
Ciara: No. No, I just heard bo fussing and I think it might be time to feed him.
[Knock at door]
Ben: I’ll get it. Must be my dad’s date.
Ben: Are you here to see clyde?
Nancy: Yes, I am. I’m nancy miller. You must be ben.
Ben: I am. Very nice to meet you.
Nancy: Nice to meet you too.
Ben: Come on in, please. This is my wife, ciara.
Nancy: Oh, hi. I know shawn went to school with my daughter.
Ciara: Oh. Oh, that’s right, you’re chloe’s mom.
Nancy: Yes. Oh, congratulations on the new baby.
Ciara: Thank you. Yeah, we are very, very happy.
Nancy: [Chuckles] You know, so was clyde. He was over in the moon, in fact. Oh, he and I were so worried about you. We were afraid that ben might lose you.
Ciara: Yeah. I was afraid of that too.
Nancy: [Sighs] He told me how much you two love each other. Oh, he was afraid if something happened to you and the baby that ben might not be able to go on.
Ben: [Sighs softly] I got my whole world under my arm right now. So what my dad said was true.
Clyde: What was that?
Nancy: Oh, your son was just telling me how well you know him.
Clyde: Yeah, well, I’m glad you finally met these three.
Nancy: Oh, so am I. You have a beautiful family.
Clyde: Sure do. You ready to go?
Nancy: I am. It’s nice to meet you.
Ben: Nice to meet you too. You guys have a good time. Yeah, don’t stay out too late, huh?
Ciara: Well, she seems really nice.
Ben: I know, right? Seems like he really likes her. A mugger in the park.. You’re s
Ej: He didn’t pull the trigger. He lured me to the park, threatened me when things became heated. His man shot me. And then they left me there to die.
Belle: Why would you keep this a secret?
Ej: I had no memory of this meeting until… they sent me to prison and I was put in the same cell as clyde.
Belle: Oh, my god.
Ej: And even then, it came back to me in bits and pieces. It took me a while to put the pieces together.
Belle: So clyde is out on parole when he should be doing life. Ej, you have to go to the police about this.
Ej: I can’t do that.
Ej: The reason clyde and i had that meeting in the park was because he was working for me.
Belle: Doing what?
Ej: Running drugs.
Belle: Are you kidding me?
Ej: I wish I were. I was in a state of desperation and I did something incredibly stupid. If I report clyde, he said he’s going to tell the police about me, and I’m not going back to statesville.
Belle: All right, listen. There is nothing that the cops want more than to put clyde weston behind bars. And I know that I can strike a deal where you’re not going to serve a day.
Ej: That’s not what I’m worried about. I confronted clyde before he was being released about what I remembered. He said if I turned him in, it just wouldn’t be me he would make pay. He would take it out on my entire family.
Belle: That sounds like him.
Ej: And once clyde was released, his old chum, orpheus, made sure to let me know that the threat was real.
Belle: Can’t we just send your kids and your mom into hiding or something until they get clyde behind bars?
Ej: Clyde had a network on the outside the whole time he was in prison. He would just put the word out and orpheus would back him up. I’m not having my family live with that for years on end.
Belle: Okay, but you can’t let clyde get away with this.
Ej: I’m not going to. It may take some time for my plan to be put into action, but once it is, I’m going to guarantee that clyde weston will never be able to hurt me or anyone I love ever again.
Belle: Mm. Does this plan… involve killing clyde? Ej. And tonight’s winning numbers are 18,
Belle: Listen to me. Ej, I am not talking to you as your lawyer now, I am talking to you as someone who really cares about you. Don’t be an idiot. You cannot take the law into your own hands.
Ej: Mm. I heard you call me an idiot, but I also heard you say that you really care about me.
Belle: I-I do. Of course I do. I mean, you’ve been my brother-in-law for like a zillion years.
Ej: I didn’t get the feeling that you were overly fond of me.
Belle: I wasn’T.
[Both chuckle] But, I don’t know, then I got to know you better when I took your case and… I to see you differently now that you and sami are done.
Ej: Differently how?
Belle: [Stutters] Just stop changing the subject. Listen, I just–I think you’re going down the wrong path, okay? And if you try to deal with clyde on your own, things aren’t going to work out well for you.
Ej: What do I do? Just get over the fact that clyde shot me in the back?
Belle: No, but you could let me think about it and let me figure out a legal way to bring clyde to justice.
Ej: Ugh. That seems really time-consuming.
Belle: Well, lucky you. I have a lot of time on my hands now that my marriage is on the rocks. So let’s brainstorm. And also maybe let’s get something to eat because I am completely starving and–
Ej: [Chuckling] Oh, whoa. A bit tipsy, are we?
Belle: Uh, yeah. Just a little.
Ej: I’ll get our driver to take us.
Sonny: Hi, will and arianna. I just wanted to say I got your cookies. I’ve already had two of them and they are delicious, all right? I love you guys so much. I miss you. I’m going to call you tomorrow so we can just chat. I miss you and I love you. Okay, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.
Leo: Good evening, jackson.
Sonny: How the hell did you get in this house?
Leo: Henderson has a little crush on me.
Sonny: Okay, well, just say what you want and then get out.
Leo: This is a peace offering. They made the fruit look like little flowers. Isn’t that cute?
Sonny: No, it looks disgusting, and so do you. Now get out before i have you thrown out.
Sarah: I hate that I’m doing this to you.
Eric: Doing what? I want to be here. I know how it feels when kristen dimera is after you. Hey. You’ll always be my friend. And you can hide out here as long as you want to.
Sarah: Thank you. [Sniffles] I may actually take you up on that, because xander keeps calling and calling and I’m sure he’s staked out at victor’s house by now.
[Knock at door] Oh, my god.
Xander: If you’re in there, we have to talk. Entresto is the number one heart failure brand
Sonny: I don’t have time for your games, leo.
Leo: What games? I thought a fruit basket was a lovely way to congratulate you for getting your old job back.
Sonny: Aw, oh, my god, you’re congratulating me now? Because last time I saw you, if I recall correctly, uh, you vowed to ruin my life.
Leo: Oh, that was so yesterday.
Sonny: Don’t give me that. Revenge is your favorite activity.
Leo: [Sighing] Oh. I had a run-in with the former mrs. Craig wesley. It got unpleasant. It made me realize all my anger isn’t very good for me.
Sonny: Oh, my god, you had a growing experience?
Leo: Yeah, I did. This is me turning over a new leaf.
Sonny: It’s poisoned, isn’t it?
Leo: One way to find out.
Clyde: Are you saying that this little punk actually roughed you up?
Nancy: [Chuckles weakly] It was pretty scary. If rafe hernandez hadn’t come along, I really don’t know what would’ve happened.
Clyde: Well, listen, if we’re together and you see this leo, you point him out to me, okay?
Nancy: Well, I think rafe made it pretty clear to him that he should leave me alone, but it’s very sweet of you to be so protective.
Clyde: Well, sure I am. You’re my woman. Which I mean in the most respectful way, ma’am.
Nancy: I really don’t want to talk about leo anymore. You know, it was so nice to meet ben and ciara. Oh, and the baby. Oh. But you didn’t tell me how goodooking ben was.
[Both chuckle] You know, he could’ve been a model or a movie star.
Clyde: Yeah. Well, you might say good looks run in the family.
Nancy: Aw. [Chuckles]
Nicole: You want me to tuck you in?
Holly: I’m not a baby.
Nicole: Aw. But you’re my baby.
Holly: Thank you, rafe, for helping me get the pie.
Rafe: Oh, yeah. Anytime, kiddo.
Rafe: Did I mention that i have a present for you?
Holly: A present?
Rafe: Oh, I guess I didn’T.
Nicole: Oh my goodness.
Rafe: Your mom said that you wanted to have a dog, but they wouldn’t let you have a dog in the dumb building, so hopefully this helps.
Holly: He’s so cute! I love him!
Holly: Thank you so much.
Rafe: Of course. Oh!
Rafe: [Chuckling] Aw.
Xander: Sarah, please. I have to talk to you.
Eric: Do you want me to get rid of him?
Sarah: No. He’s just going to keep coming back. Might as well suck it up and get it over with.
Xander: I want to talk to sarah alone, please.
Sarah: Eric, you stay. You, say what you need to say and then go.
Xander: First, I’m just so sorry I– I didn’t know how to tell you about mickey and I lied and… that was wrong. It’s not the first time I’ve mucked things up between us.
Sarah: You didn’t just “muck things up” between us, xander. You played god with my life. Let me get attached to a child that wasn’t mine instead of just grieving for the one that I lost. And then you lied about it.
Xander: All I can say is I was not… trying to hurt you.
Sarah: Everybody has tragedies in their life, but the only way to get over them is to go through it. I don’t think that you understand how people live.
Xander: I’ll change. I will. I’ll learn. I’ll– I’ll do anything if it means you can forgive me.
Sarah: That’s impossible.
Xander: You did it before.
Sarah: Don’t you know that I am not the same woman anymore?
Xander: But we were– we were going to get married, we were so happy.
Sarah: I don’t know what I could’ve been thinking back then because there is no way that I could ever marry you now.
From prom dresses
Clyde: These are for you.
Nancy: Oh. You said you were going to put money in the parking meter.
Clyde: I lied.
Nancy: Oh. That’s the kind of lie I can live with.
[Electronic beep] Oh. Our reservation’s ready.
Clyde: Oh, great. Well, looks like I’m not the only person with a hot date tonight.
Belle: You two are dating?
Nancy: Mm-hmm. Yes, we are. Oh, are you two–
Belle: Oh, no, it’s just a work thing.
Clyde: Yeah, well, whatever it is, you have a good time, huh?
[Clyde pats ej’s shoulder]
Belle: What do you think that was about?
Ej: I would very much like to know.
Sarah: You said your piece, so go.
Xander: Well, at least let me drive you home. Maggie’s worried sick about you.
Sarah: I’ll call her. I can’t go back to that house right now. There’s too many bad memories.
Xander: So… what are you going to do?
Sarah: Eric said that i can stay here as long as I want.
Xander: And the vatican’s cool with that?
Eric: I’m not even going to dignify that with a response. Sarah asked you to leave.
Xander: Fine. But you should know I’m– I’m not giving up. I’m not going to lose you.
Nicole: Oh, she fell asleep with that cute, little doggie tucked right beside her.
Nicole: Cute. [Chuckles]
Rafe: I’ve got a present for you too.
Nicole: Oh, you do?
Rafe: I do.
Nicole: Oh, you bought me another duke.
Rafe: Yeah, I don’t know whether to call him duke jr. Or duke ii.
Nicole: Okay, how many times did it take you to win him for me?
Rafe: I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I may embarrass myself.
Nicole: Aww. That just makes him more dear to me.
Rafe: Aw. Well, this version has something extra.
Nicole: Oh, this bear’s accessorized?
Rafe: Yeah. Check in his pocket.
Nicole: His pocket. Okay. Okay. Oh, my god.
Leo: See? Still fit as a fiddle. There is nothing wrong with this fruit. In fact, it’s delicious.
Sonny: “What cookies? We didn’t send you anything.”
Leo: Jackson, is something wrong?
Sonny: It was…it was you.
Leo: [Sighs] I told you there is nothing wrong with the fruit! Now the cookies, on the other hand, clearly a health hazard.