Best Lines provided by Suzanne
Valentin: We’re hanging in an Irish bar. I’m not drinking a domestic beer.
Anna: Oh, god. Is it warm?
Valentin: Oh, yeah.
Deanna: I can’t decide who she looks like — you or Mr. Cassadine.
Brook Lynn: You know babies. One minute they look just like you, and the next they’re a dead ringer for Winston Churchill.
Josslyn: Was that your mystery man?
Trina: Don’t know why I gave that guy my number. I guess I felt sorry for him.
Josslyn: Oh? And what did he do to deserve your pity?
Trina: It’s not pity. Victor — he grew up without a mom. There’s something lost and lonely about him.
Josslyn: You like him.
Trina: Yeah. Same way I like stray puppies.
Brook Lynn: Oh, you just figured because you claim to be my family, which, by the way, we’ve heard a thousand times before, that somehow my business is now your business?
Brook Lynn: Okay, well, it isn’t. Maxie and I were just talking, so you can run along. Shoo. Don’t let my footwear hit you in the butt on the way out.
Josslyn: So, tell me more about Victor.
Trina: Uh, he’s excessively fond of the park.
Hopkins: Let me take a shot. Mm… you’re from London.
Anna: Oh, wow, you’re good. For an American.
Maxie: Oh, don’t tell me you’re a Quartermaine.
Austin: Guilty as charged.
Maxie: Oh, first thing you need to know about that family — never admit guilt unless you already know you’re getting away with it.
Austin: Getting away with what?
Maxie: Mm, doesn’t matter.
Maxie: Well, um, good luck with the Quartermaines. I really wish I could be around to see the fireworks.
Austin: That might be the case. Bye, cuz. I’ll see you when I see you. Unless you see me first.
Josslyn: So you’re not mad.
Trina: Why would I be mad that my two best friends finally wised up and realized that they’re meant to be together?
Josslyn: Well, because for a while, you and Cam —
Trina: Joss, please. That is so high school. We’ve matured since then. We’re four years away from being college graduates.
Josslyn: So you’re genuinely happy for me and Cam?
Trina: I’m happy for Cam. I feel nothing but pity for you.
[ Both chuckle ]
Cameron: Hey, so I got us some Shirley Temples. We can get sodas anywhere, so… a-are we good here?
[ Both laugh ]
Brook Lynn: And we all were quite shocked when he made his big announcement… except Monica. I swear, that woman, she has ice in her veins.
Maxie: Okay, well, can she give me a transfusion? ‘Cause I’m kind of freaking out right now that Austin’s gonna recognize you from that night in the woods.
Ava: I’m mortified. F-f-for the other night.
Austin: Oh, don’t be. No, it was fun.
Ava: It was fun?
Austin: Yeah, it was fun. I’m from a small town. It’s quiet. Not much happens in Pautuck. For me to be a-a part of a public matrimonial drama, that’s a big night out. [ Chuckles ] It’s like diving in the deep end.
Ava: Mm, off the deep end, I think.
[ Both laugh ]
Austin: So, how are things with you two?
Ava: Divorce. We’re — we’re getting divorced.
Austin: Sorry to hear that. Some differences are irreconcilable.
Ava: Actually, it’s a matter of life and death.
Spencer: It seems like your wife has found a friend.
Nikolas: I don’t know. Last time I saw her with that guy —
Spencer: This isn’t the first time? Interesting.
Nikolas: Spencer, don’t.
Spencer: Don’t what? State the obvious.
Nikolas: Don’t try to stir things up.
Spencer: Sorry. Old habits. Ah, speaking of which, you should kick this one.
Cameron: So, you told her.
Josslyn: Oh, she already knew. Apparently, we were the only ones who didn’t.
Trina: Don’t think this changes anything, Cam. Sisters before misters always. Capiche?
Cameron: Hey, do you need more sunblock?
Josslyn: Oh, uh, yeah, actually. I can feel myself starting to roast.
Cameron: Do you want me to…?
Josslyn: Oh, please. Yeah.
Spencer: Watch the hands, townie.