Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Sarah as renee: You’re trying to stop the wedding, but you need to admit it: You’ve lost. Tony and I are in love, and we’re getting married. I just need to find someone in this damn hospital to stick me with a needle.
Anna: Why don’t I do it?
Sarah as renee: [Gasps] Ow, you bitch!
Tony: Anna, what have you done?
Gwen: They should’ve given that drug to sarah by no come on, xander, why haven’t I heard from you yet?
Gabi: Drinking alone? What’s the matter, trouble in paradise?
Jake: So here it is. Home, sweet home. I know. I know. You’re used to nicer places, but…
Ava: Nah, it’s–it’s fine.
Jake: Very convincing.
Ava: No, really, it’s– it’s great.
Ava: And I’m really grateful to you for giving me a place to stay. It’s just… you know, I finally let myself believe that I was gonna have a real home with rafe, and… now that’s all over.
Rafe: Things are a little slow around here. Why don’t you go home, spend some time with your wife?
Shawn: Oh, thanks for the offer, but I want to get these reports off my plate. Besides, belle’s at statesville.
Rafe: Oh, yeah? What’s she doing out there?
Shawn: Warden called, said a prisoner wants to see her.
Belle: If I’d known that you were the prisoner who wanted to see me, I most certainly would not have come.
Jan: Aw. That hurts my feelings.
Belle: You and I have nothing to talk about, jan.
Jan: Oh, but we do.
Belle: What the hell is that?
Jan: What does it look like? It’s my baby.
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Maggie: My god, anna! You had no right to do that.
Anna: Well, someone had to take action.
Tony: It wasn’t your decision to make.
Xander: How do you feel?
Sarah as renee: How do you think I feel? What was in that needle?
Anna: I did you a favor, sarah horton. Thanks to what’s in this syringe, you’re going to get your memory back, and then you can stop living life as a dead woman.
Sarah as renee: My memory is fine, you hag! Which you will soon find out when I report every detail of your attack to the police.
Tony: There’s no reason to involve the police.
Sarah as renee: This woman is a menace, tony! She needs to be stopped!
Xander: Wait, wait, wait, wait! Damn it!
Maggie: Have you completely lost your mind?
Shawn: I’m assuming that it was ej who asked to see belle. There’s a good chance he might be released soon.
Rafe: Released? On what grounds?
Shawn: It’s a long story. Bottom line: Belle planted evidence against him when she was possessed.
Rafe: Ah, that old story.
Shawn: Yeah, I know. It’s crazy. Not sure the judge is gonna go for it, but we’ve got pretty good reason to believe that it’s true.
Rafe: Why would the devil frame ej? Did I really just ask what the devil’s mo would be?
Shawn: Well, our theory is that satan wanted to destroy sami and ej’s relationship, just like he did abe and paulina’s and jake and gabi and not to mention mine and belle’S.
Rafe: That’s right. The devil sicced jan spears on you two.
Shawn: Pretty much ruined our wedding anniversary.
Belle: You’re pregnant?
Jan: It’s not like I’m getting fat off the food in here.
Belle: [Scoffs] I don’t understand. How did that happen?
Jan: Did you skip sex ed at salem high? Oh, that’s right. You were all about abstinence. You and that lame purity ring. So allow me to explain: When a boy and a girl like each other–
Belle: Okay, jan, I know how babies are made. What I’m asking is, how did you manage to get knocked up in prison? What, are you having sex with the guards?
Jan: Ick! No.
Jan: I would never.
Belle: Then who could be the father of your baby?
Jan: Who else? My beloved shawn-douglas.
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Ava: No, I just feel like an idiot, you know? I thought I’d found true love with rafe.
Ava: You know, we were gonna build a life together. But the whole time, he was just pining for my best friend. So now nicole gets the house with the white picket fence, and I get a room above a garage. No offense.
Jake: None taken.
Ava: You know want to know what the worst part is? I had this crazy idea that if I tried to be a better person, if I tried to change my old ways that somehow I’d be worthy of his love.
Ava: Yeah, but that was all for nothing.
Jake: I hear you. I tried to change who I was for gabi, and all I got was heartache.
Gabi: So what’s up with you and xander?
Gwen: No–no. What do you think you’re doing?
Gabi: What? This seat is obviously not taken.
Gwen: I don’t want company, and I certainly don’t want yours.
Gabi: You know, you look pathetic sitting here alone. Trust me, I’m doing you a favor.
Gwen: Don’t you have a business to run?
Gabi: I did have a meeting, yes, and the client was a no-show, so I decided to get a drink.
Gwen: Well, there are lots of other bars and pubs around here, so… off you go, then.
Gabi: Gwen, why are you being so hostile? If anything, I’m the one who should be holding a grudge.
Gwen: Ugh, and you’re still here.
Gabi: You know, you spiked abigail’s drink, you kept your mouth shut, and you let everybody think that it was me. I almost ended up back in prison.
Gwen: If only you had, I’d be drinking in peace.
Gabi: [Scoffs] Yeah, I’m starting to wonder why I didn’t let abigail just inject you with that syringe full of crazy juice.
Gwen: You may have saved my neck, yes, but you ended up sealing sarah horton’s fate.
Anna: Maggie, there’s no reason to be upset.
Maggie: How can I not be upset when you just injected my daughter with a drug that hasn’t been fully vetted?
Tony: What? Is that true, anna?
Anna: No! Well, not exactly. Chad said that the lab’s unofficial opinion was that the drug is safe.
Maggie: Yeah, but they recommended a full panel of testing.
Anna: Which would’ve taken months or years.
Maggie: I don’t give a damn how long it would have taken. We’re talking about my daughter’s health and her well-being here. I wanted to wait, but no, no. No.
Tony: Maggie, I’m so sorry for what anna’s done.
Anna: Well, I’m not sorry at all. Dr. Rolf promised chad that the antidote would work. And he swore on stefano’s grave. And you know how devoted that creep was to your father. Sarah could be getting her memories back right now, as we speak.
Tony: Yeah, and that would be great, anna. But that doesn’t excuse your reckless behavior! And I don’t blame that she’s furious and terrified of what might happen to her daughter. Don’t you think she’s suffered enough?
Maggie: I’m gonna go talk to the lab techs and explain what happened. Hopefully they’ll be able to tell me what my options are now that you have put my daughter’s very life at risk.
Anna: Maggie, I was only trying to help.
Maggie: No! No, no, anna. What you did was not out of concern or compassion for sarah. It was strictly selfish. So if something happens to her, it’ll be on your head.
Tony: Oh, anna. How could you?
Rafe: I still can’t believe that the devil transformed jan to look exactly like belle, all so she could lure you into bed.
Shawn: Listen, given everything that was happening at the time, I was suspicious from the beginning. I did everything that I could to try to test her–everything. And unfortunately, and in looking back, with an obvious assist from satan, she sure as hell fooled me. She managed to make me believe that she was my wife.
Rafe: Well, at least belle came in and broke it up before anything happened between you two. She did, didn’t she?
Shawn: Listen, I–
Rafe: Sarah! I heard you were here.
Sarah as renee: [Scoffs] I’m not sarah. My name is renee dumonde. And I’m here to report a crime.
Belle: You think shawn– my shawn–is the father of your baby?
Jan: I don’t think. I know.
Belle: Wow, prison has really caused you to have some kind of mental break–again.
Jan: Rude. I’m perfectly sane.
Belle: It’s impossible, jan. Shawn can’t be the father of your baby.
Jan: Well, I haven’t had sex with anyone else besides your husband.
Belle: God, you and shawn did not have sex.
Jan: But we did. You should know better than anyone. You walked in on us. Remember?
Belle: Who are you?
Jan as belle: Who am I? Who are you?
Shawn: Hey, hold on, wait. If you’re–wait, if you’re here, then how can– how can you be there?
Belle: Shawn, I am your wife! Whoever that is in the bed with you isn’t me!
Shawn: No, I don’t understand.
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Anna: Tony, please, don’t be angry.
Tony: And why wouldn’t i be angry? You’ve just put sarah’s life in danger. For all we know, that drug could kill her.
Anna: What? No. The lab would have warned us if that was ever a possibility.
Tony: Well, whatever the outcome, you had absolutely no right to do what you just did–none.
Anna: And why not? Why don’t I have a say in all of this?
Tony: Because I thought the answer would be obvious. Sarah is not your daughter.
Anna: But you’re my husband. And my life, our lives have been turned upside down by that woman’s insane delusions. I mean, my god, we don’t even live together.
Tony: Oh, but, anna, you know that’s only temporary. I understand that you are frustrated and angry…
Tony: But you had no right to do what you just did.
[Both sigh] You assaulted that poor woman, and now she’s gone to the police. Not only have you alienated maggie, but you’ve also infuriated and embarrassed your husband.
[Sighs] You could be in very deep trouble.
Sarah as renee: Anna fredericks stabbed me with a syringe just now at the hospital. And god only knows what was in it.
Shawn: Why would she do that?
Sarah as renee: Ugh, because she’s jealous of me. She wants me out of the way so that she can have tony all to herself. But he doesn’t love her. He loves me.
Shawn: Aunt maggie filled me in. It’s complicated.
Xander: There you are. Come on, we need to get back to the hospital right now. Come on.
Sarah as renee: Get your hands off of me, alex!
Xander: Kristen injected her with the same drug that gwen used on abigail. She’s hallucinating.
Rafe: Okay, so anna didn’t assault her?
Xander: Actually, that part did happen.
Sarah as renee: Yes, and I demand justice.
Gabi: Okay, so that drug made sarah think she was stefano’s dead daughter?
Gwen: Rolf has produced an antidote, apparently. And maggie and xander are at the hospital with sarah now.
Gabi: I get it. I get why you’re in such a foul mood. Sarah very soon will be herself, the brilliant, amazing doctor. She and xander will undoubtedly get back together.
Gwen: If you are going to gloat about me losing the man that I love, please just go do it somewhere else.
Gabi: No. No, I’m not–I’m not gloating. Sympathizing. See, you are about to lose the man that you love… but I already have.
Jake: [Chuckles] You know, I jumped through hoops to be with gabi… played the part of the sophisticated executive…
Jake: Aka my dead brother, just to make her happy, and it seemed to work for a while.
Ava: Yeah. You two actually did seem to be pretty happy.
Jake: Yeah, well… thing is, all the corporate backstabbing didn’t just stay in the boardroom. It seeped into the bedroom as well.
Ava: Thought you two liked plotting together.
Jake: Sure, it could be a bit of a turn-on, but… after a while, I just realized it’s not who I am. It’s not what I want. I think, at the end of the day, at heart, I’m just A… simple mechanic. You…
Ava: What about me?
Jake: Well, it’s just my opinion, but…[Clears throat] Doesn’t seem that you were cut out to be some domestic goddess serving ziti to the commish. You’re more badass than that, right?
Ava: All right. Okay, all right. So what am I meant to be, huh? A mob boss?
Jake: Well, you like being in control, ava. You gave up power for a fairy tale that went to hell. So if you ask me, you and I… never should’ve tried to be people we’re not.
Jan: Best christmas eve ever. My bff satan transformed me into you… which under ordinary circumstances would be kind of nauseating. Why would I ever want to be boring old you? But in this case, it allowed me to get shawn into bed. And believe me… once we got going, it was all me.
Belle: I remember that night too–very clearly. And I got there before you two had sex.
Jan: Uh, no, you didn’T. You got there before round two. Guess you can call it a intermission. But before you walked in, shawn-douglas and i jingled all the way.
Belle: No. That’s impossible. Shawn would’ve told me that.
Jan: I have to admit, I was a little surprised he didn’t say anything at the time, seeing as how he’s usually all about the truth. So I just kept my mouth shut. I figured he wanted it to be our little secret. Guess the secret’s out now.
Jake: Well, that concludes the grand tour. Sorry my kitchen’s not as spacious as rafe’s, but I make up for it in other areas.
Ava: Mm, all right. Well, you know, like you said, maybe I need to reinvent myself, ditch the apron.
Jake: Nah, nah, slow down, turbo. I didn’t say stop cooking altogether, all right? I do appreciate a nice home-cooked meal every once in a while.
Ava: All right, you’re on. Oh, god. It’s one way I can contribute, I suppose.
Jake: Yeah, great. Well, I’ll let you get settled in.
Ava: Hey, you know, jake, I do have a question for you, though.
Ava: So I– I see you got a bed, no couch, and… so what kind of a sleeping arrangement you thinking?
Gwen: You and jake broke up?
Gabi: Music to your ears, I’m sure. I know how much you hated me for stealing him away from you.
Gwen: Well, I won’t lie. I did have some rather vivid daydreams about setting your hair on fire and then pushing you off a cliff and wrapping your body in–
Gabi: Okay. No, I get it. I get the picture.
Gwen: I have since… gotten past all that anger, though. And for what it’s worth… I’m sorry that it didn’t work out with you and jake.
Gabi: No, you’re not. What, you are?
Gwen: [Chuckles] You and he were a much better match than he and I were. You made the bugger happy.
Gabi: Why are you being nice to me?
Gwen: Well, as you pointed out, yes, you did save me from that syringe. And if you hadn’t have torched my relationship with jake, then I…
[Sighs] I wouldn’t have fallen in love with xander. And with any luck, he’s going to be the man that i spend the rest of my life with.
Anna: Why? Why would I be in trouble? Sarah horton is a total lunatic. No one is going to take her rantings and ravings seriously.
Sarah as renee: There she is. Go and cuff her.
Anna: What for? I was trying to help you.
Shawn: So you admit to injecting this woman with an unknown substance?
Anna: It was an antidote developed by a world-renowned doctor. And any second now, sarah is going to get her memory back. I’m guessing it hasn’t started working yet.
Xander: Not as far as I can tell.
Anna: Well, give it time, you know, and soon sarah will be back to her old self, and then everyone can thank me.
Sarah as renee: How much more proof do you need? The bimbo just admitted to sticking me with a needle without my consent. There are witnesses. Arrest her already.
Shawn: I’m afraid I have no choice.
Anna: But I was trying to help her.
Shawn: Regardless of your motives, I still have to take you in.
Anna: What? No. No, this is wrong. Tony, you can’t let them do this to me. Tony.
Tony: I’m sorry.
Shawn: You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you can’t afford one, one will be provided for you.
Anna: Tony. Tony.
Tony: I’m sorry. My hands are tied.
Belle: You’re lying, jan. You’re just–you’re just trying to get under my skin.
Jan: It is super fun to watch you freak out, but I’m telling you the truth. Shawn and I made passionate love that night. And he gave me the greatest gift ever… the gift of life.
Belle: Are you really even pregnant? I mean, how do I know that’s not a pillow under there?
Jan: That feel real enough for you?
Belle: So you’re pregnant. But even if that baby is shawn’s, why not say something sooner? Why not shout it from the rooftops?
Jan: I didn’t want to jinx it. I wanted to make sure that I could get through my first trimester. And now that I have, I figured it’s time to share my good news. And before I shout it from the rooftops, I figured I would start with you, you know, seeing as how we go way back. So… aren’t you gonna congratulate me? Looking to get back in your type 2 diabetes zone?
Gwen: I don’t understand why jake is so upset with you. You had every right to believe that he’d stab you in the back.
Gabi: He thinks I should’ve confronted him, given him a chance to explain. Instead I double-crossed him.
Gwen: Well, course you did. I would’ve done the bloody same thing. I’m just surprised that he didn’t give you a second chance.
Gabi: Yeah, well… it didn’t help that he walked in on me almost having sex with johnny dimera.
Gwen: His nephew?
Gabi: It was such a stupid mistake. I don’t even like johnny. He’s obnoxious and pushy and full of himself. I was just–I was lonely, and I felt betrayed.
Gwen: I get it.
Gabi: You do?
Gwen: Yeah. Yeah, I do.
[Sighs] It’s funny, ’cause you and i are actually a lot alike. We get hurt. We lash out. We react impulsively.
Gabi: And then end up going to extremes.
Gwen: Yep. Exactly.
Sarah as renee: So now that ms. Fredericks is in police custody, we can get back to the business of becoming mr. And mrs. Tony dimera.
Tony: Yes, definitely.
Sarah as renee: So shall we go back to the exam room and wait for our blood tests?
Tony: Why don’t i find out what the delay is and I’ll meet you there?
Sarah as renee: Fine.
Tony: Oh, so what now?
Xander: I say we keep playing along. I mean, we’ll want to keep her here until we see how she reacts to the drug.
Tony: Yeah, this is the safest place for her, here.
Xander: Let’s just pray that the only reaction that she has is getting her memory back.
Maggie: Where is everybody?
Xander: Well, sarah just had anna arrested for assault, and now sarah and tony are waiting for their supposed blood tests.
Maggie: Well, thank god sarah’s still here.
Xander: What did you learn at the lab?
Maggie: The drug is probably safe, except they do want to flush it out of her system just in case.
Xander: Oh, they can do that, can they?
Maggie: I guess, in a certain amount of time, they can.
Xander: Are you sure that’s what you want?
Maggie: Why wouldn’t I?
Xander: Well, because there’s a chance the drug might work. Maggie, maybe we should wait. I mean, if the antidote has the desired effect… just imagine what a relief it would be… to have our sarah back.
Shawn: I just left anna in the interrogation room, and she’s a handful.
Rafe: Told you you should’ve clocked out early.
Shawn: Well, does the offer still stand? I’m sure belle’s home by now.
Rafe: Absolutely. What about our conversation? Earlier, before sarah came in? Seemed like you had something on your mind.
Shawn: Y– yeah, it’s not important. But thanks.
Shawn: Have a good night, man.
Jan: You know, this little miracle growing inside of me has given me a second chance at motherhood. You remember when I got pregnant in high school?
Belle: I have to go.
Jan: What nicole’s father did to me was unspeakable. And I felt so ashamed, and I wanted to terminate the pregnancy, but shawn, he convinced me not to. And it wasn’t just talk. He–he was willing to marry me. He was willing to raise the child as his own. And so began our love story.
Belle: Shawn never loved you.
Jan: Of course he did. He was so kind and caring. But then I lost the baby. And I lost shawn too. But this time– this time, the baby is his. And we have another chance to raise a child together. It’s–it’s all come full circle, like a dream come true.
Belle: Like a total nightmare. And even if this is true, god forbid, and shawn is the father of that baby, he is not only going to not want to raise it with you. He is gonna be horrified, disgusted! He thinks you’re evil and crazy, just like every other person who’s had the misfortune of crossing paths with you!
Jan: Look, I know this is a lot to take in right now. But I really do think that we should try to get along. After all, my child and i are going to be in shawn’s life from now on. I hope that’s not gonna be a problem for you.
[Door slams] I think she took the news quite well, don’t you? Oh, man that is wrinkly.
Ava: So… where am I gonna sleep, jake?
Jake: You’re gonna take the bed, and I’ll take the floor.
Ava: Oh, come on, this is your place. I can’t let you do that.
Jake: Eh, it’s just for the night. I’ll grab an air mattress tomorrow.
Ava: You sure?
Jake: I wouldn’t offer if I’m not sure. You get settled in. I’m gonna– I’m gonna have a shower.
Ava: Mm. Hey, jake.
Ava: Thanks. I really appreciate what you’re doing for me.
Gabi: When I thought jake betrayed me, I wanted to kill him. Now that I know the truth, I’m– god, I’ve made such a mess of things. I would do anything to make it right.
Gwen: So talk to him.
Gabi: Did that. Didn’t go so well.
Gwen: [Sighs] I don’t know. Jake and I used to have these horrible, big blowups all the time, and I was sure that it was over for good, but then we’d just have fabulous make-up sex, and everything would be fine and dandy.
Gabi: Mm-mm-mm, I don’t know. I don’t know. Today when we parted ways, it– gwen, it felt pretty final.
Maggie: Xander, I know how much you want sarah back. So do I. But we just don’t know enough about this drug.
Xander: Rolf, he was so sure it would work.
Maggie: I’m sorry. The word of dr. Wilhelm rolf, it doesn’t hold a lot of weight with me, especially when it comes to my daughter, her life.
Xander: I know you’re right, maggie. It’s just, it just felt like we were so close.
Maggie: Yeah, it did. And it’s so frustrating.
[Sighs] But we have to be patient.
Xander: Don’t have a lot of choice now.
Maggie: [Sniffles] You know, sarah’s gonna put up quite a fight when she realizes they want to flush this drug out of her system. I better go check on her.
Xander: You mind if i stick around? I’d like to make sure she’s okay.
Maggie: Um… you know, xander, I hate to say this, but having alex around, it’s just gonna make sarah more upset.
Xander: You’re probably right.
Maggie: But I’ll keep you updated, I promise.
Xander: Thanks, maggie.
Maggie: You hang in there, okay?
Gabi: Ooh, these things go down pretty easy. Should I get us another round?
Gwen: It’s xander. He wants to talk.
Shawn: Oh, good, you’re back. You are never gonna believe what happened at work today. Honey, is everything okay?
Belle: No, it’s not.
Shawn: What is it? Is it about what happened at the prison with ej?
Belle: No, ej wasn’t the prisoner who asked to see me.
Shawn: Who was it?
Belle: Jan spears.
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Jake: Bathroom’s all yours.
Ava: Mm, thanks.
[Knock at door]
Jake: [Sighs] It’s got to be for ben and ciara. Nobody knows I live here except– gabi.
Gabi: Jake, I– what the hell is she doing here?
Anna: This is just wrong. Rafe, you can’t keep me here. I mean, sarah horton is not in her right mind. Something had to be done.
Rafe: You confessed to stabbing her with a syringe. Besides, there were three eyewitnesses.
Anna: But it’s not fair. I was only trying to help.
[Knock at door] Oh.
Tony: May I have a word with my wife?
Rafe: [Chuckles] Be my guest.
Anna: Oh, tony, thank god you’re here. I mean, you’d think I was a common criminal.
Tony: Yes, well, I’ve arranged an attorney for you.
Anna: Oh, thank you, but I don’t think I’ll need one. I mean, any second now, sarah is going to get her memories back, and when she does, she’ll be so grateful that I helped her, you know, she’ll drop these ridiculous charges.
Tony: [Chuckles] You’d better pray that’s true, for sarah’s sake… as well as your own.
Sarah as renee: Oh. It’s you.
Maggie: Where’s tony?
Sarah as renee: He went to get his blood taken. Where is that damn nurse?
Maggie: I’m sure someone will be along shortly.
Sarah as renee: Well, I hope so. And then tony and i can finally…
Maggie: Oh, my god. You know who you are?
Xander: Maggie wanted the drug thoroughly tested before sarah was injected, but anna was just so angry and over it all that she grabbed the needle and jabbed sarah with it.
Gwen: Oh, my god. So what now?
Xander: Well, maggie asked for the drug to be flushed totally out of sarah’s system in case it’s dangerous, but… a part of me hopes that she changes her mind and we can see if the drug works, you know, see if sarah gets her memory back.
Gwen: There you are.
[Sighs] Rolf’s antidote. Well, good thing I kept an extra dose of rolf’s mind-altering drug. So now you just need to… just switch them. Just switch them. Just switch it with the antidote. Just do it. Alter sarah’s mind even more.
Yeah, I think you’re right. I think sarah would be better off if they just left the drug in her system.
Maggie: Sarah… do you remember who you are?
Sarah: Of course I do. I’m sarah horton, and you’re my mommy.
Jan: Mommy really enjoyed her visit with belle. Although I think the poor thing was still in denial when she left. But don’t worry. I’m sure daddy will set her straight.
Shawn: After all this time, what does jan want?
Belle: She had some news that she just couldn’t wait to share with me.
Shawn: Oh, what news?
Belle: She’s pregnant. And she claims that the baby’s yours.