GH Transcript Monday, March 7, 2022

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Finn: That shower’s got great water pressure.

Elizabeth: Yeah, Franco just put in a new head…

Finn: Oh.

Elizabeth: …Right before he was killed. Sometimes it feels like he’s still here, all around us.

Finn: Or so someone wants you to believe.

Sasha: It’s so beautiful here. So peaceful. [ Sighs ] I really don’t want to go back to the real world. I never want this trip to end.

Brando: I wish I could give you that. But what I can try to do is make the real world just as special.

Sasha: Mm-hmm. And how do you plan on doing that?

Brando: By planning to spend the rest of my life with you.

Sasha: Let’s do it.

Brando: Do what?

Sasha: Let’s get married — today.

Brando: Right, we’ll just elope somewhere. You’re not kidding, are you?

Sasha: The aisle, the rings, the “I dos” — the works. You and me going to the chapel.

Brando: Today.

Sasha: Today.

Brando: [ Laughs ] Um, I — I don’t know what to say.

Sasha: Here’s a hint. Say yes.

Lucy: So, four bedrooms, four bathrooms, high-end finishes everywhere, state-of-the-art appliances, and, wait for it, your own dock. This lot is so private, you have no neighbors close by and total waterfront access.

Portia: Does the dock come with a yacht?

Lucy: Oh. No, no, I am sorry. Luxury watercraft sold separately.

Portia: Okay, good, ’cause that would make it just a little too good to be true.

Lucy: Hey, it is too good to be true. Believe it. This place is amazing. But I do need to, um, just mention one little thing. Uh, a smoking hot [Chuckles] legal eagle did divulge to me that a certain dimpled don is also in the market, maybe, for new digs.

Sonny: Is it okay that I’m here?

Carly: Yeah, it’s a public place. I’ll make sure the hostess gets you a seat.

Sonny: I don’t need a table. I-I’m just here to see you.

Carly: Here to see me. Um, Sonny, we’ve talked about this.

Sonny: No, no, it’s not about us. It’s — it’s — it’s about today.

Carly: It’s about Courtney.

Sonny: Yeah, Courtney.

Trina: Spencer? What are you doing out of Spring Ridge?

Spencer: It’s a long story. Are you alone?

Trina: Why? Are you planning to take me hostage while you make your getaway?

Spencer: I hear you got my gift.

Trina: That’s what you want to talk about right now? I guess we’ll cover the jailbreak later.

Spencer: Excuse me for being glad to see you. Please tell me you’re not with anyone.

Trina: Anyone that might rat you out — besides me?

[ Devices chiming ]

Professor Khan: Alright, alright.

[ Laughter ]

Professor Khan: Exactly what is more important than Jeremy Bentham?

Male Student: See for yourself.

[ Cellphone beeps ]

Josslyn: What?

[ Gasps ]

[ Students murmuring]

[ Laughter]

[ Student whistles ]

[ Laughter continues ]

Josslyn: Turn it off!

Professor Khan: Oh — oh, yeah. Yes — yes, of course. Um, uh, Bryan, shut it down now!

Portia: Wow, you really have a handle on all the details. I mean, between your real-estate career and deception, how do you even keep it all straight?

Lucy: It’s crazy, but I do, because, truthfully, I am waiting for the impending IPO for deception. If that comes through, then maybe I can let go one of my two revenue streams. But until then, I’m not letting go of my precious leads.

Portia: Well, we appreciate you showing us this.

Lucy: Of course. Oh, you know, Jax did call me right away and say he wanted to put this property back up, and I thought, I do not want you two to miss out. I couldn’t live with myself.

Portia: We thank you for that. Thank you.

Lucy: You’re welcome. It’s my pleasure. It is amazing. I think that it is a perfect spot to start a family.

Sasha: Surprised?

Brando: Maybe a little. [ Chuckles ]

Sasha: Is this completely crazy?

Brando: Yes, absolutely. I mean, can we even do this? Don’t we need, like, a license?

Sasha: People elope all the time, right? They just hop on a plane to Las Vegas and do it.

Brando: So you want to go to Vegas?

Sasha: Well, actually, we don’t have to. Niagara Falls is right here, and it’s notorious for quickie weddings.

Brando: Okay, so — so you’re not gonna regret rushing this? I mean — I mean, none of our friends will be there. No family.

Sasha: I’m sure we’ll get an earful from them, but that’s fine with me.

Brando: Okay, so just us, then.

Sasha: Good. Because you are my family, Brando. You’re all the family I need.

[ Students murmuring ]

Professor Khan: Alright, alright, everyone, calm down. Clearly, we’re not gonna get anything more done today. So for the next class, we’re taking a detour from the syllabus. The case is Lord vs. Chandler. Look it up. Class dismissed.

Josslyn: Professor Khan, we don’t — we don’t know what to say.

Professor Khan: No, really, you don’t need to say anything. Allow me to apologize.

Cameron: For what?

Professor Khan: One, for not thinking faster and just closing the laptop to stop the video, and for two, losing control of the situation. I am so sorry everyone had to see that. Look, the student, Bryan, the one who chose to share it with the room, he will be disciplined. But, having said that, I would advise you to keep better track of your intimate personal files.

Spencer: You’re not gonna get in trouble.

Trina: Is this a jail-sanctioned field trip? Or did they let you out of Spring Ridge early for good behavior?

Spencer: How would you know whether or not I’ve been well-behaved? It’s not like you’ve visited.

Trina: First of all, your sentence is 30 days.

Spencer: It’s still prison.

Trina: Secondly, and most importantly, do not make this about me. I’m not the one who snuck out of country-club jail so I could tool around some old cemetery.

Spencer: This is where my mother is buried.

Trina: It is?

Spencer: This is her grave, and visiting her on the anniversary of her death isn’t exactly my idea of “tooling around.”

Trina: I didn’t realize that was today.

Spencer: It’s my first time in years visiting her in person. I sent flowers every year that I was at school. Even far away, I could always feel her presence. At least, I thought I could. Not that it’s stopped me from completely screwing up my life.

Trina: At least now you’re making an effort to clean up your act. Jailbreak notwithstanding.

Spencer: I actually am. It’s just that, on this day, of all days, I wanted my mother to know that. So were you ever gonna visit me, or what?

Trina: [ Sighs ] Spencer, I…

[ Vehicle door closes ]

Spencer: Don’t give me up. If anyone finds out that I’m here, they’re gonna send me straight to Pentonville.

Trina: [ Sighs ]

Jordan: Trina.

Carly: Would you like a drink?

Sonny: Uh…

Carly: Sure feels like a Bloody Mary kind of day.

Sonny: No, I’m actually trying not to drink too much these days.

Carly: Oh. Well, that’s good. I’m sure Courtney would be happy about that.

Sonny: You miss her, huh?

Carly: Yeah. I mean, the Metro Court’s named after her. I think about her every day.

Sonny: Yeah. But you know what I mean.

Carly: Yeah, she was my best friend. Best friends are hard to come by these days.

Sonny: Yeah. I know how you feel.

Carly: Do you really?

Sonny: Maybe it was a mistake. I’ll just go ahead and — I’m gonna go ahead and go.

Carly: Maybe it was a mistake, Sonny.

Sonny: No, I was just thinking that, you know, with Courtney, we — something we could share, that connects us together.

Carly: We’re always gonna be connected.

Sonny: Yeah, I know, through the kids.

Carly: Not just the kids.

Sonny: What?

Carly: We — we have a history together. You know, w-we had a life together. I just don’t think Courtney is a good enough reason to seek me out.

Sonny: What are you saying?

Carly: I’m saying it hurts when I see you. So I should see you less.

Brando: You are my family, too. It — it’s just…sudden. That’s all. And we haven’t really discussed marriage. I mean…not in our current circumstances.

Sasha: You were here for such a short time, but you made quite the impact. [ Sniffles ] And you were so, so loved. I have to believe that you have felt that. And I hope with everything in me that you still do. I love you forever, Sweetheart. [ Sobs ]

Sasha: I know that we haven’t discussed marriage specifically, but we were planning a life together, and we know what we mean to each other. Unless… have your feelings about — about me or about us, have they changed?

Brando: N-no, no, of course not. I — I — they’ve only gotten stronger.

Sasha: It’s just that you — you don’t seem 100% sure.

Brando: It’s — it’s more like I feel that I’ve missed an episode. I’m not opposed to us getting married.

Sasha: Good.

Brando: There’s just one thing that I don’t understand. Why now?

Finn: How’d you sleep?

Elizabeth: Thanks. Tossed and turned all night. You? How’s the couch?

Finn: Oh, yeah, we’re old pals by now.

Elizabeth: [ _Int_sYh1f6iX”>Chuckles ]

Finn: Although, it did take a moment for me to turn my head off, though.

Elizabeth: This is gonna sound crazy, but did you feel like you were being watched? ‘Cause I did.

Finn: No, not exactly, but I know what you mean. Um, finding out that Betsy wasn’t behind any of this, it was, uh, unsettling.

Elizabeth: Mm, to say the least.

Finn: Mm. So, I stayed up most of the night trying to work the problem, but, hey, this, um — this trouble sleeping, it’s — it’s been going on a while?

Elizabeth: What gave it away? Circles under my eyes?

Finn: You’re beautiful.

Elizabeth: [ Chuckles ]

Finn: No, I was just, um — I was asking ’cause I thought, have you spoke to your G.P. About maybe taking something?

Elizabeth: I have, and I am. I don’t want to take anything stronger. I just really need to turn my screens off earlier.

Finn: Don’t we all.

Elizabeth: Mm.

Finn: How about the boys? They’re okay?

Elizabeth: They say they are, not that they would tell me if they’re not. They’re all about projecting strength.

Finn: They’re worried about their mom.

Elizabeth: And I’m worried about them, especially Jake. He needs help, and I don’t think he can get it from me.

Trina: Jordan. Commissioner. Hi. My mom told me you were back.

Jordan: Live and in person. Am I interrupting?

Trina: Interrupting?

Jordan: I heard voices. Were you talking to someone?

Trina: Myself. I’m taking voice notes, uh, for a course I’m doing on art and death.

Jordan: Sounds cheerful.

Trina: It is. You’d be surprised. That’s why I’m here. There’s so much more to cemeteries than just death.

Jordan: Mm. Well, things sure are different than when I was in college. They just showed us some slides and called it a day.

[ Both chuckle ]

Trina: So, how have you been doing? All better?

Jordan: And ready to get back to it.

Trina: The bad guys are officially on notice.

Jordan: Damn right.

Trina: Well, I’ll let you get back to it.

Jordan: Trina, are you — are you sure you’re okay?

Trina: Positive.

Jordan:  Alright. Well, it’s good to see you.

Spencer: Thanks. I knew I could trust you. That story about being here for school, that was quick thinking.

Trina: I am here for school. Unlike you, my being here’s not a felony. You should try it sometime.

Spencer: Well, Trina, I can’t thank you enough.

Trina: Ugh!

Cameron: What the hell just happened?

Josslyn: How is there a video at all?

Cameron: And how did it get sent to our entire class?

Josslyn: [ Cellphone chiming ] Everyone is texting me. All of my friends. I don’t think it was just this class.

Cameron: Me, too. D-do you think this was sent to the entire school?

Josslyn: Stop. It’s in my e-mail. There’s no message. It’s just the file.

Cameron: Me, too. But I don’t recognize this e-mail. Do you?

Josslyn: Of course not! What do you think?!

Cameron: Why are you yelling at me?

Josslyn: Our entire class just saw us having sex. Our professor saw this. God knows who else.

Cameron: Okay. W– this is freaking me out, too, Josslyn? It’s not like I made the video and sent it out to everyone.

Josslyn: [ Sighs ]

Cameron: Wait. I-is that what you think I did?

Sasha: Why get married now? W-why wait? Huh? I-I mean, I-I know what I want, and that is — that is you. So I-I see no reason why we should wait.

Brando: Okay, look, I-I-I want to marry you more than anything, but, you know, a-a part of me wonders if — if — if you’re asking now because it’s what you truly want or because you might be distracting yourself from something that we’re both missing. Is getting married, is that about us, or is it about Liam?

Finn: Don’t sell yourself short. You are single-handedly raising three amazing young dudes.

Elizabeth: One of whom may be taking a page out of Spencer Cassadine’s playbook.

Finn: What does that mean? Trying to break us up?

Elizabeth: And unnerving the entire family in the process.

Finn: We don’t know it’s Jake.

Elizabeth: But we both think it could be.

Finn: I-I’m just trying to approach this as logically as possible. That way, we can rule Jake out sooner.

Elizabeth: And if it is him, we can put a stop to things before it goes any farther.

Finn: Well, at least we’ve eliminated the most obvious suspect.

Elizabeth: Betsy.

Finn: Mm.

Elizabeth: Jake has been through so much… mm-hmm. …Losing Franco and Jason within the same year, not to mention all the years he spent on Cassadine island.

Finn: Yeah, I know. I mean, his history and his behavior… may lead you to believe he’s involved, but it’s not a given. I mean, it could — it could be someone from Franco’s past. I mean, he wasn’t exactly a saint.

Elizabeth: That’s putting it mildly.

Finn: I’m sure there are some people out there that he — he wronged and are still angry. I mean, it could be someone completely unknown to us.

Elizabeth: Uh, believe it or not, the thought of a complete stranger in my house, messing with my things, setting fire to Franco’s studio, bringing that in here, it’s not comforting.

Finn: Sorry. Sorry. My bedside manner…

Elizabeth: is horrible.

Finn: Yes. People have complained. Lots and lots of complaints. [ Sighs ] We should do something about this.

Elizabeth: Such as? Such as I don’t… how do you feel about a — a road trip, a change of scenery? You know, we go somewhere warm. I mean, there’s good therapists everywhere. Maybe find somewhere by the beach. We take off for a few weeks, you and the boys, me and Violet.

Elizabeth: Finn.

Finn: Huh?

Elizabeth: I can’t go anywhere with you.

Curtis: Great spot.

Portia: It’s stunning.

Lucy: [ Giggles ]

Curtis: I’m just not sure I want to go to a bidding war with Sonny Corinthos.

Lucy: Oh, hey, that can be absolutely avoided. I mean, I have this listing exclusively, and I haven’t even publicized it. And I can tell you for certain that Jax would literally rather sell it to anybody else but Sonny. So clear your heads. I want you to picture a hot summer day. [ Inhales deeply ] Smell that sea air. It’s so wonderful. And picture yourself lolling in a hammock, drinking a lemonade, or perhaps a beverage of your choice, and you’re watching the boats go drifting by. And, oh, my goodness, it sounds so good. I just might buy this place myself.

Curtis: [ Chuckles ]

Lucy: Take your time. Enjoy.

Portia: [ Chuckles ] Well, I’m not really a hammock type of gal, but this is a nice house.

Curtis: Very. It’s a lot of space.

Portia: Isn’t that a good thing?

Curtis: Well, Portia, I mean, there’s only two of us. You sure we need three extra bedrooms?

Portia: Well, I-I mean, we could make an office, maybe a home gym. Trina’s gonna need a room at least for a few more years, right?

Curtis: That’s true. Okay, so then that leaves two extra bedrooms.

Portia: Or just one. Maybe we could leave a room for your father.

Jordan: Hello, mark. How’s my old partner doing? I’m sorry I haven’t visited in so long, but I… I’ll tell you the same thing I told Bob. Never again. I don’t just mean the time between visits. I mean, I promise to do the job we all sworn an oath to do. To protect and serve and uphold the law. I’m back. And the bad guys are on notice.

Sonny: I don’t like being the reason that you’re hurting.

Carly: Well, you’re not the only reason.

Sonny: Well, I mean, there was a time when you didn’t see me at all. Maybe we should go back to that, where I’m, like, dead to you.

Carly: Well, Nina would love that, right?

Sonny: [ Chuckles ] Alright, you know what? Whatever you want, just say the word. I’ll make it happen. If you don’t want me here, I’ll be gone. If, when I pick up Donna or drop her off, you don’t have to be there. When you want to visit Morgan at the cemetery, we’ll pick the dates. I won’t have to, you know — I’ll do whatever you — whatever you want, we’ll do.

Spencer: Trina, I’m sorry that I put you in that position.

Trina: Good luck with life on the lam.

Spencer: I didn’t escape. Okay, it’s kind of — it’s kind of a furlough.

Trina: If this was on the books, then you wouldn’t have pressured me into lying for you. My uncle arranged it, okay, so that I could visit my mother. Have a heart, huh? They never would have let me come out here to see her, not with such a short sentence.

Trina: Exactly. You couldn’t have waited? No. Because you’re a spoiled, rich brat who doesn’t know just how good he’s got it. I couldn’t imagine skipping out on my prison sentence. Doesn’t seem very “rehab” to me. But you do as you please without any regard to the rules or the consequences, because it’s second nature to you. Instinct.

Spencer: I know. Privilege.

Cameron: How could you think that I could do something like that?

Josslyn: I don’t think that, okay? Right now, I can’t think about anything.

Cameron: B-but you’re wondering, aren’t you? That, what, I set up some hidden camera so I could secretly record our first time? Why would I do that?

Josslyn: I don’t know.

Cameron: But I wouldn’t do that. Do you really think that’s who I am?

Josslyn: No, of course I don’t think that.

Cameron: You sure?

Josslyn: Look, I’m sorry. I’m sorry that I made you feel like I doubted you. My brain just froze because someone recorded us without our knowledge in my stepfather’s cabin, none of which should be possible, by the way, and it’s really freaking me out.

Cameron: Okay, everything’s gonna be fine. Do you think that your brother and Nelle could have done it? They used the cabin, right?

Josslyn: No, that was years ago. And Michael? No.

Cameron: What about your stepfather? Could Sonny have some kind of secret camera setup?

[ Bag thuds ]

Josslyn: You going somewhere?

Trina: I never thought I’d see the day — Spencer Cassadine admitting to his own privilege. Well, I guess our previous conversations on this topic have not been totally lost on you.

Spencer: Nothing you say is lost on me. Being my friend must be exhausting.

Trina: That’s one word for it. Unfortunately, every time I think I can give up on you, you do something that shows that you might — might be capable of evolving.

Spencer: Me man. You woman.

Trina: Okay, never do that again. And please do your best not to try my patience. I have friends that aren’t currently on lockdown that are taxing enough.

Esme: Oh, my god, Josslyn, Cameron, I hope you’re both okay.

Josslyn: Oh, I just bet you do.

Esme: I-I was just waiting in the hallway, but I figured you might need some time. But I stuck around to make sure that you knew — both of you — that you have my complete support.

Josslyn: Is that right?

Esme: Of course. I mean, what Bryan did? Playing your video for the entire class? That was heinous. You should complain to the dean, and if you need a witness, I’ll be at the front of the line.

Josslyn: You’re such a giver.

Cameron: The video wasn’t just played back in front of the class. Seems like whoever did it e-mailed a copy of the video to everyone.

Esme: I know. I got one, too. Do you think there’s any way it could be, like, unsent or something? Or is it just out there for good for the whole world to…enjoy?

Josslyn: Oh, there’s only one person enjoying this… the bitch right in front of me.

Esme: [ Scoffs ]

Finn: You’re right, of course. Um, forgive me, there’s no way we should be going anywhere together.

Elizabeth: I just don’t want to create any more upheaval for Jake or Cameron.

Finn: Mm.

Elizabeth: Especially if Jake is the one behind what’s going on.

Finn: Right. Well, until all this gets settled, uh, Violet and I could hunker down here.

Elizabeth: I don’t want to uproot you guys, and Dante to has patrols coming by.

Finn: I’d feel better being here.

Elizabeth: Well, I wouldn’t. Getting close to you has been amazing, and I’m ready to move on from Franco, but I’m not sure my boys are. I think they might need more time. And right now, they need their mom to put them first in her life.

Finn: I understand. That’s kind of been my life with Violet. She needs to be first. I just want to you know I’m okay coming in second.

Elizabeth: That doesn’t work for me, either.

Brando: Did I ruin this? If — if I’m wrong, just say so, please. It — I don’t mean to question you. It was just a thought that I had, and if putting it out there hurt you, I-I will do anything to take it back.

Sasha: I asked. You were honest. You deserve the same from me.

Brando: A $10 chip?

Sasha: My winnings from last night. Not much, right? Well, um, for a long time, not much was what I was used to. Money, people, things — it all came and left. So I got used to going without, not becoming attached to anything because nothing ever lasted long. I came to Port Charles with nothing to my name and zero expectations, and, slowly, that changed. I started to see that maybe things could last. With Nina. With Michael and his family. With deception. And most of all, with you and Liam. I don’t want to live with all that impermanence anymore. Losing our son made me see that… my life has become so full, and I want to hold on to every bit of it so hard. So, yes, asking you to marry me is about Liam, but it’s about you, too, and it’s about us. I want you, Brando. I want all the joy that you bring into my life, and I never want to let you go.

Sonny: However you want it to be, that’s the way it’s gonna be.

Carly: Well, we agreed to be a team for the girls, so, I mean, let’s just see if we can manage that.

Sonny: Yeah, that’s a good first step. So I got to go. I got to — I got to —

Carly: Okay. Jordan.

Sonny: Hey, welcome back.

Jordan: Same to you, Sonny. Carly.

Carly: Hey. You back on the job?

Jordan: I’m getting caught up. I’m sorry to hear about Jason.

Carly: Thank you.

Sonny: Big loss.

Jordan: I know. Cyrus Renault might be walking free today if it hadn’t been for Jason — and you.

Carly: Well, you’re no slouch, either. I’d say it was a team effort.

Jordan: It was. One that came of shared sacrifice. You put yourself on the line, let Cyrus know you were in charge of Sonny’s business while he was… out of the picture.

Sonny: Yeah, well, I’m back, and, uh, Carly’s focused on the hotel.

Jordan: And your focus?

Sonny: Uh, well, the coffee business.

Jordan: Mm.

Sonny: But you know what? We can — we could talk business, if you want. That’s fine.

Carly: I’m gonna go run my hotel business. Leave you to it.

Sonny: As — as I recall, we — we got along much better when we worked together.

Jordan: We did. That was when we had a common enemy. Now Cyrus is out of the picture, and our collaboration is over.

Curtis: Whoa, whoa, whoa. I haven’t even made a bid on the house. You got Marshall moving in with us?

Portia: Well, I was thinking more of, like, maybe a dedicated guest room.

Curtis: [ Exhales sharply ]

Portia: It does seem like you and Marshall are getting along better these days.

Curtis: Yeah, we are, but more in a, you know, “I no longer want to punch a hole in the wall” kind of better. Not, you know, “can you move in our dedicated guest room?” Kind of better. We still got a long way to go. He’s got 40 years to account for.

Portia: And maybe you can manifest some father-and-son bonding, maybe some bonfires on the beach, holiday barbecue now and then.

[ Both chuckle ]

Curtis: You really want this house, don’t you?

Portia: It is a lot of space. But we got a lot of life and a lot of love to fill it with. That’s the way I see it, anyway.

Curtis: So what about you? Tell me. What do you think?

Spencer: You must be referring to Josslyn. That one is always about the drama.

Trina: I am not getting into this with you. You need to get back to Spring Ridge.

Spencer: If we can both keep quiet about running into each other here, neither one of us have to get in trouble for it.

Trina: Unless Jordan doubles back.

Spencer: Yeah. [ Breathes deeply ] I guess I should go back to prison.

Trina: Spencer, be careful. You’re so close to the end of your sentence. And I bet your mom would be the first to say not to mess it up now.

Spencer: I bet you’re right. Besides, I wouldn’t want to miss the party that you’re gonna throw me when I’m released.

Trina: [ Scoffs ] Party? You’ll be lucky if you get so much as a cookie.

Spencer: I like gingersnaps.

Trina: You would.

Spencer: Hey, Trina, you didn’t say if you liked my gift.

Trina: Finish your sentence, and then I’ll give you my review.

Esme: Sorry, I don’t get my jollies from lo-fi amateur porn.

Josslyn: Oh.

Cameron: Maybe not.

Josslyn: But you do get off on sticking it to me and Cameron.

Esme: You’re in a bad place right now, so it’s not surprising that you would take this out on me, but it’s a shame, really, because all I’ve wanted was to be your friend, and from the looks of it, you’re gonna need all the friends you can get.

Cameron: With friends like you…

Josslyn: Who needs pornographers?

Esme: You know, Joss, most people find it hard to rebound when their sex tape goes into wide release online for the world to see, so if you want my support, I will gladly give it to you.

Cameron: Is that why you did this? So that we would want your comfort and support after you completely screwed us over?

Esme: You know what? I tried.

Josslyn: What, to convince us once and for all that you’re a sociopath? Yeah, you succeeded.

Esme: I don’t have to take this abuse.

Josslyn: Oh, I’ll show you abuse.

Esme: How can you be this cruel, Joss?

Josslyn: Because, Esme, you are the one who did this.

Sasha: That was probably a lot for you, and if you need to take a step back and reevaluate, then —

Brando: Done. And to answer your question, yes, I will marry you. Today, tomorrow, in Niagara Falls, in Las Vegas, whenever, wherever you want, I am yours.

[ Both chuckle ]

Sasha: Are we really doing this?

Brando: Not if we don’t get ourselves in gear, get over the border, and into a chapel.

Sasha: You hit the shower. I’ll look for possible venues.

Elizabeth: My kids need my attention right now, my undivided attention.

Finn: No, I-I get it. And me being around, I get it.

Elizabeth: And I’m not gonna ask you to wait for me.

Finn: You don’t have to, ’cause I was probably gonna do that anyway.

Elizabeth: Finn.

Finn: No, I mean, not forever. Maybe just like a 100 years, 200 tops. But then I’m walking.

Elizabeth: [ Chuckles ]

Finn: In case I wasn’t clear, you’re worth waiting for. I’ll see you.

Portia: So, Curtis, what do you think?

Lucy: No, listen to me. You better get home soon, because I cannot wait to gobble your cobbler.

Portia: Oh, hello.

Curtis: You’re back.

Lucy: Uh, indeed, I am. So, do you have any questions?

Curtis: Just one. For Portia. You ready for that boat life?

Portia: Are you kidding me? Are you serious?

Curtis: Let the bidding begin.

Portia: Oh, my God![Chuckles ]

Sonny: I thought we were a good team, especially when I was helping you when Cyrus was blackmailing you.

Jordan: I thanked you for that then…

Sonny: Right.

Jordan: …And I’ll thank you now.

Sonny: But your gratitude is limited?

Jordan: It is. Which is why I’m offering this token of my appreciation. My notice…

Sonny: mm-hmm.

Jordan: …That I consider our slates wiped clean. As far as I’m concerned, the past is just that.

Sonny: What’s the — what’s the future look like to you?

Jordan: We have a chance to move forward.

Sonny: As long as I behave?

Jordan: Hmm.

Sonny: [ Laughs ]

Jordan: Just be a good citizen, Sonny.

Sonny: Alright.

Jordan: That ought to be easier for you now that you’ve sampled a milder life.

Sonny: Well, maybe, you know, now that I’m back in stride, I-I-I’d prefer something a little more… spicy.

Jordan: You do you. And so will I. Just know… whatever happens next, I won’t be looking the other way.

Spencer: Well, mother, the next time you see me, I’ll be a free man. One you can be proud of.

Esme: How dare you blame me for this?

Josslyn: Because you did it.

Esme: Oh, typical Josslyn. Record your first time, share it with the world, and then blame it on me.

Cameron: We didn’t make the video.

Josslyn: You did.

Esme: How? Explain that to me.

Josslyn: How about we start with you constantly trying to push me and Cam into bed?

Esme: Wow. You’re college freshmen. If you need to be pushed into bed, I’d recommend seeing a doctor.

Josslyn: Oh, it was all you could talk about for weeks. You couldn’t have been more obvious.

Cameron: Actually, she could have. She went all in with it at the cabin.

Esme: Why did I have time? You basically forced me and Spence to leave.

Josslyn: Oh, you stayed long enough to piss everyone off with your drinking game.

Esme: Which I have apologized for.

Josslyn: The only reason you apologize to someone is so you can manipulate them again. And again. And again.

Esme: You know, Joss, I’m not sure what’s sadder — that you can’t take responsibility for taping your revolting little spectacle and sending it out to the world…

Cameron: We didn’t even know it existed.

Esme: …Or that you can’t do a halfway decent job of blaming me for it. If you are so hell-bent on blaming someone, don’t look at me. I wasn’t there. Why don’t you ask someone who was?

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