Days of Our Lives Transcript
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Tripp: Oh, hey. I just came to wish you good luck. I didn’t mean to scare you.
Allie: Sorry I’m so jumpy. I’ve just–I’m on no sleep. I’ve been up since dawn baking. I’m just really hoping people show up.
Tripp: Hey, they will. All right, today’s gonna be great. Is this your great-grandma’s recipe?
Tripp: Okay. Mmm, okay, yeah, amazing. Okay, you guys are gonna kill it.
Allie: [Sighs] Thank you. I needed to hear that.
Tripp: Well, I would have given you more of a pep talk earlier, but we haven’t really spoken since we went to drinks the other night.
Allie: I know, and I feel bad, but you’ve been working and I’ve just been so busy, you know, with the bakery and then finding a sitter for henry, I’m just– I don’t know, my mind’s been preoccupied.
Tripp: With the opening or with chanel and johnny?
Ej: Never a dull moment.
[Cell phone beeps]
Xander: This is xander. Do your thing.
Ej: It’s been 24 hours and I still don’t have my money. You better get it to me, or I’ll do exactly what I warned I would do. Don’t you even think about crossing me. You will regret it.
[Phone beeps] Johnny, good morning.
Johnny: Dad, what’s going on?
Ej: Just making some work calls.
Johnny: Oh, that’s the kind of work you’re dying to get me to do, threatening people?
Ej: Don’t you even think about crossing me. You will regret it.
[Knock at door] Who is it?
Gwen: It’s me.
Xander: Gwen. Gwen.
Gwen: Well, may I come in?
[Sighs] I heard that bonnie lockhart got arrested. You were right. She stole that million dollars from you.
Xander: Yeah, she’s in a jail cell as we speak.
Gwen: Well, you’re gonna get your money back.
Xander: Not exactly.
Jack: Are you sure you can take the time? Oh, that’s great, kayla. You know, doug just–you know, he just wasn’t himself yesterday and we’d all feel a lot better if you could check him out, so– great, yes, great, thanks. So he and julie will see you soon. Thanks. Yeah.
[Phone beeps] Oh, julie, how are you this morning?
Julie: Oh, fine.
Jack: No more chills?
Julie: [Chuckles] No.
Jack: Oh, and doug, how is doug?
Julie: He’s fine too, and we both could use some coffee, so I’m gonna get it for him.
Jack: Actually, I know you don’t want to talk about it, but doug did have a memory lapse yesterday, and I think, you know, it would be best if he got checked out by a doctor. And I talked to kayla, and she can slip him in today.
Julie: Call her back.
Julie: To cancel. We don’t need to see anybody.
Male announcer: Like sands through the hourglass, so are the “days of our lives.”
Jack: You accidentally got locked in the freezer. You were banging on the door, and doug just left you there.
Julie: He didn’t mean to, jack. He’s hearing is going.
Jack: Yeah, but his eyes are okay. He saw you, and he just walked away.
Julie: It was a misunderstanding. He was on his way to the brady pub.
Jack: Yeah, where he confused roman with john.
Julie: Who doesn’t?
Jack: Well, he also mixed up marlena and vivian.
Julie: Will you stop harping on this? It’s over.
Jack: I saw how frightened you were when I unlocked that freezer, how scared you were when he didn’t pick up the phone and answer it. And what if he never made it to the pub? What if he was just out there wandering around?
Julie: I appreciate your concern, dear, but really, there’s absolutely nothing for you to be worried about.
Jack: Well, I am. And you should be too.
Gwen: Didn’t you go over to the kiriakis place to confront bonnie?
Xander: Yeah, I got there just as she and justin were about to tie the knot. I said I was missing a million bucks and I knew the bride had stolen it.
Gwen: What happened?
Xander: No, I told them to carry on. I’d just pop upstairs, have a look around. And lo and behold, there was my money in a bag with a gun. Stupidly, I called the police.
Gwen: Why is that stupid?
Xander: Well, before I could get out the door, the police found bonnie’s sister-in-law shot to death. They seized the cash as evidence.
Gwen: They’re gonna give it back to you, aren’t they?
Xander: Well, eventually.
Gwen: No, you need that money to give to ej. Otherwise he’s gonna call the judge and have those drug charges reinstated. You can go to prison, xander.
Xander: Oh, I’m aware. I just got a lovely voice mail from him reminding me the clock is ticking.
Gwen: What are you going to do?
Xander: I have to find a way to stall him, or I’m screwed.
Ej: What you heard was just business, son.
Johnny: “Pay me or else,” that’s how you do business?
Ej: Occasionally, one has to be tough. Someone I’m working with is trying to renege on a deal. They owe me $1 million cash. And I won’t let anyone cheat me out of what’s rightfully mine.
Johnny: You think he’ll pay up?
Ej: Within the hour if he knows what’s good for him.
Johnny: Mm. So if you’re about to get $1 million, which we both know is pocket change to you, why can’t you just invest some of it?
Ej: I’ve made my position clear. I’m not funding your pipe dream.
Johnny: When are you gonna get it through your head? This is not a pipe dream or a phase. I want this to be my career.
Ej: And I want you to work with me at dimera enterprises. You can make your own money and invest it however you’d like.
Johnny: Well, I don’t want to work in a business where it’s routine to threaten people.
Ej: Well, you don’t want to work at all. You want to make silly little movies on your phone.
Johnny: You can insult me. You can belittle me. You can cut off my credit cards, whatever. The fact remains, I will never be you, and I will never work at dimera.
Ej: Well, you’ll just have to find another wealthy chump–
[Clears throat] I mean relative to hit up for money.
Johnny: Oh, I’ve got plenty of family who will support me, even if my own father won’T. So you can take your damn job and shove it.
Chad: Doing a little father-son bonding?
Tripp: After I told you about johnny and chanel almost sleeping together, you went racing out of your place. You left me there, and I haven’t heard from you since. You never told me what happened between you and your brother.
Allie: Can we talk about this another time, okay? I have so much to do and I can’t get into this right now.
Tripp: Of course. I have to get to work anyway. I’ll be thinking of you. Believe in yourself, allie, like I do. Hey, this is the start of something incredible, okay?
Allie: I hope so.
Tripp: I know so. I’ll text you when my shift is over, okay?
Tripp: I’ll be thinking of you.
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Julie: Jack, you’re blowing this out of proportion.
Jack: When I first came back to salem, I had no memory of my past. I couldn’t remember my wife or my kids. I don’t want that for doug.
Julie: Oh, for god’s sake. He had a little confusion yesterday and then a slip of the tongue, you know? It happens to everybody.
Jack: I know you want to just put this out of your mind and move on, but wouldn’t it be better if we just got him examined?
Julie: Well, he gets a checkup next month. They can examine him then.
Jack: I think we should do it now.
Julie: Well, it’s not your decision to make. He’s my husband. I know him. I know him better than anybody in the world. And he does not have dementia.
Doug: You got that right.
[Phone beeps] What is it, xander?
Xander: I found your missing money.
Ej: Ah, then why don’t i have it back?
Xander: I assume you heard bonnie lockhart was arrested?
Ej: I did.
Xander: Well, the person she robbed was me. Unfortunately, the police found the cash at her murder scene and they confiscated it as evidence.
Ej: That is not my problem. It’s yours.
Xander: Well, actually, it’s not a problem at all, mate. The police assured me that I’ll get the money back as soon as bonnie is arraigned, so as soon as it’s back in my possession, I’ll deliver it directly to you.
Ej: See that you do, or you’ll be very sorry…mate.
[Phone beeps, clatters]
Chad: Everything okay?
Ej: Fine. I’m just in a mood.
Chad: ‘Cause of johnny? Things seem a little tense between you two.
Ej: No thanks to you.
[Elevator bell dings]
Tripp: Johnny, what are you– what are you doing here?
Johnny: I came to talk to my grandma marlena about investing in my film.
Tripp: Ah, okay, well, good luck.
Johnny: Yeah, I won’t need it. She’s always had a soft spot for me.
Tripp: Hey, listen, you got a minute?
Johnny: For what?
Tripp: I’m just curious on what happened the other night between you and allie.
Allie: The oatmeal cookies are going.
Chanel: Yeah, those are tripp’s favorite, right?
Chanel: Yeah, I saw him leaving.
Allie: Well, he just came by to say good luck, so… here. Sorry.
Chanel: What is up with you, horton? You’ve been stressed out since the moment you showed up.
Allie: I didn’t get any sleep last night, and I burned the pumpkin bread. I don’t know, I’m just a nervous wreck about this opening.
Chanel: Sure it’s about the opening?
Allie: Yeah, what else would I be nervous about?
Chanel: Okay, we need to do this before customers start showing up.
Allie: Do what?
Chanel: Clear the air about me and your brother.
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Xander: I think I bought some time with ej.
Gwen: Ugh, I still feel completely gutted that I’m the one who brought you into this horrible mess. If you hadn’t confessed for a crime that I had committed, then–
Xander: Hey, it’s all gonna work out. I’m more concerned about you and jack. Fill me in on your conversation.
Gwen: [Sighs] You know I told him that snyder was blackmailing me into running drugs.
Xander: But did you tell him what snyder was holding over you? That you lied about your miscarriage?
Gwen: And that I blamed his other daughter, his dearest abigail, when she had nothing to do with it and then that drove her out of town and probably ruined her marriage? No, I didn’t tell him that part. In fact, I haven’t said anything to him yet. I said I needed time to think, so I just– oh, I made up this excuse that I had an errand, and I just kind of dashed out the door.
Xander: Well, he’s gonna want an answer soon.
Gwen: I know. But maybe with this crisis that’s happening with julie, that will keep him busy a bit, you know.
Xander: Oh, yeah, what happened to her? Did she freeze to death?
Gwen: No, I wish, but you won’t believe who locked her in the freezer. Doug.
Xander: No way.
Gwen: Yeah, even he wants to get rid of the old ninny.
Xander: Ugh, I mean, I’ve been tempted to take her out myself.
Gwen: Yeah, right? I would settle for cryogenic preservation. Now, that would shut her up for a bit, wouldn’t it?
Xander: You know, if we’re patient, maybe we’ll get lucky and doug will try again, like, try and, you know–[Laughs]
Xander: Well, give her another heart attack by eating store-bought doughnuts in front of her.
Gwen: Oh, stop.
Xander: Or maybe he’ll try and drown her in a vat of scottish rye. Oh, no, better yet, maybe he’ll smother her to death with her beloved throw on her beloved couch.
Gwen: You’re horrible.
Julie: See, my husband agrees with me.
Jack: Good morning, doug. We were just talking about what happened yesterday.
Doug: You mean when I found julie locked in the freezer and didn’t let her out?
Jack: You remember?
Doug: Of course I do. And I don’t know how in the world I could ever do such a thing. I’m so terribly sorry, my dear. I hope you can forgive me.
Julie: Oh, honey, nothing to forgive. The important thing is, I’m fine, and so are you.
Chanel: I’m a big girl, horton. I can take care of myself.
Allie: I know. I just wanted to warn you about my brother.
Chanel: So you crashed our date and trashed him right in front of me.
Allie: He is a huge player. I just wanted to tell you before you–
Chanel: Before I had sex with him?
Allie: Trust me, I did you a huge favor.
Chanel: I’ve had plenty of sleazy guys try and get with me, and that is not the vibe I got off G.
Allie: Because he’s really good at being charming and sounding sincere. Look, johnny is my twin and I love him, but he definitely does not have the best track record with women. I mean, I bet he told you I’m full of it.
Chanel: He hasn’t told me anything. I haven’t spoken to him since your little intervention.
Chanel: I haven’t had much time to chat with anyone. We are opening a bakery today.
Allie: I just thought he would have texted you or something.
Chanel: He has, repeatedly. I didn’t respond. What’s with the face? You told me to stay away from him. Isn’t this what you wanted?
Johnny: The other night, you mean when your girlfriend, aka my sister, barged in on me and chanel like a total lunatic?
Tripp: Look, I really didn’t mean to cause trouble when I told allie about you and chanel almost sleeping together.
Johnny: No, that’s no trouble, except my sister totally went off on me, said all I cared about was getting chanel into bed and once I did, I’d dump her. You know what chanel did? Walked right out the door.
Tripp: Look, I’m sorry. I knew she’d be upset, but I didn’t know she would go ballistic.
Johnny: You should have.
Tripp: Excuse me?
Johnny: Get a clue, dude. It’s obvious allie doesn’t want me with chanel because she wants her for herself.
Chad: What do I have to do with the problems between you and your son?
Ej: I asked you, cool, fun uncle chad, to help me persuade him to work at dimera.
Chad: Yeah, and I asked you what was in it for me. You never gave me an answer.
Ej: Because johnny walked in, and instead of trusting that we’d resume the discussion later, you–
Chad: Oh, do you mean like trust that if I helped you get jake out of the position as ceo that you wouldn’t try to grab the position for yourself?
Ej: That was a misunderstanding.
Chad: Well, I wasn’t gonna let you use me to get your kids in the door and then screw my kids down the road.
Ej: Instead you told johnny to follow his passion.
Chad: Yeah, I did. You know, and by the way, I followed mine, all right? I started a sports website. I opened a coffee shop, turned it into a nightclub. Wasn’t all successful, but I learned a hell of a lot along the way. And look where I ended up, back in the family fold. So why don’t you just let your son explore a little bit?
Ej: Out of the question. The boy needs to be put on the proper path.
Chad: You mean a leash.
Ej: [Scoffs] Well, at least my son is still living under this roof, which is more than can be said about your wife.
Chad: She’s helping her mom in boston.
Ej: Wasn’t she’s supposed to be back home months ago?
Chad: Well, I guess– I guess laura’s affairs were a bit more complicated than they thought.
Ej: Mm, and you haven’t taken thomas and charlotte to go visit her?
Chad: She doesn’t want me to.
Ej: She doesn’t want to see her own children?
Chad: Yes, of course she does.
Ej: Ah, she doesn’t want to see you. I’m sorry.
Chad: [Laughs] I don’t want your pity, all right? I spoke to jack. He’s gonna talk to her and figure out what her plans are.
Chad: He hasn’t gotten back to me yet.
Ej: Meanwhile, you’re just standing around, hoping that she comes back to you.
Chad: What is it you expect me to do, ej?
Ej: Isn’t it obvious? Go get her.
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Ej: If you had any sense, you’d be in boston right now, telling abigail her place is here with you and your children.
Chad: I don’t know what century you’re living in, but I don’t tell my wife what to do.
Ej: Well, given your laissez-faire attitude, it’s no wonder she left.
Chad: I’m sorry, I don’t see your wife anywhere around here.
Ej: Because I threw her out. She was cheating on me with her ex-husband and lied to my face about it.
Chad: Well, why don’t you chase her down and drag her back by her hair?
Ej: I don’t want to see that duplicitous whore ever again. And even if I did, I don’t know where she is. What?
Chad: Oh, I find that very hard to believe.
Tripp: Allie and I have talked about this, and it’s not true.
Johnny: Then why would she rip into me like a crazy person, bring up some ancient history about a friend of hers I dumped back in high school?
Tripp: She says that she cares about you both and if you started dating and something went wrong, then–
Johnny: That’s bull. Allie doesn’t want us dating because she is still hung up on chanel.
Tripp: She told me she’s not.
Johnny: Yet she’s doing anything she can to keep us apart.
Tripp: Okay, even if she is, she doesn’t control chanel, all right? She can make up her own mind about you.
Johnny: Looks like she already has.
Tripp: What does that mean?
Johnny: She’s ghosting me, dude. She won’t return my calls or texts, and it’s all my sister’s fault.
Allie: I’m sorry for storming into johnny’S. That wasn’t cool.
Chanel: It wasn’t cool of me to leave either, but I didn’t know what else to do.
Allie: Well, you were stuck in the middle because of me. I really should have talked to him about it privately, but when tripp said that you and johnny almost slept together, I just–I just reacted. I knew that the only reason you didn’t the first time was because you didn’t have protection, and I was scared that if you went through with it last time, you’d end up like katie.
Chanel: Who’s katie?
Allie: One of my friends that johnny dated in high school.
Chanel: I’m not a naive teenager.
Allie: I know, but you have to understand, okay, johnny has a way with women. He knows how to get what he wants.
Chanel: And he got what he wanted from katie?
Allie: He sure did. He got her into bed, and then the next week, he dumped her. He broke her heart.
Chanel: It happens.
Allie: Well, I don’t want it to happen to you. I just felt like I had to stop you.
Chanel: Well, mission accomplished.
Allie: I’m sorry that I caused a scene, but I only did it because I care about you so much.
Chanel: We should get back to work.
Allie: Okay, but first, dupree, let me know, can you please forgive me?
Gwen: [Clicks tongue] I hope you know that this is not why I came over here. I just didn’t want ej to throw you to the wolves.
Xander: Oh, and, I hope you know I only kept you here because I’m so concerned about your relationship with jack.
Gwen: Mm, yeah. We just–we just got caught up in the moment, didn’t we?
Xander: Exactly. Neither of us intended to end up back here again, did we?
Gwen: Course not. Especially because we said– we said weren’t gonna see each other, didn’t we? And my father would absolutely die if he saw me in bed with you like this, even though I told him that you’re not a drug runner and that you just took the rap to protect me.
Xander: Yeah, he still hates my guts.
Gwen: If he finds out about my miscarriage, he’s gonna hate my guts too.
Doug: Okay, you have my word. I will not leave anyone in a freezer again.
Jack: Well, that’s not all that happened, doug.
Doug: Well, yes, I was confused about a number of things yesterday. I called roman john, and i mixed up marlena and vivian, but my doctor says that lots of us have minor memory issues when we get older.
Julie: I told jack that. I told him it was very common, but he won’t let it go.
Doug: Well, I think I actually know why it happened.
Doug: Well, I slept so terribly the night before. I was restless, had bad dreams, tossed and turned the entire night.
Julie: And how did you sleep last night, darling?
Doug: Like a baby.
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Doug: I think we should get going. You and I have a very important place to be.
Julie: We do?
Doug: Allie and her friend are opening their bakery today.
Julie: I didn’t remember that.
Doug: Well, that’s perfectly understandable, honey. You had a very difficult day yesterday, and it was all my fault.
Julie: No, let’s just put that behind us. You’re right. We should just hustle down to the town square and show those girls our support.
Jack: Are you sure you won’t go to your appointment with kayla first?
Doug: We have an appointment with kayla?
Julie: Well, jack took it upon himself to make an appointment to get you checked over, but obviously, that is not necessary. And, jack, I know your heart is in the right place, but obviously, we’re both fine. Doug, healthy as a horse.
Doug: And hungry as a horse. I can’t wait to get some of those sweet bits.
Julie: Me too, sweetie. Ah, ah, me too. Shall we?
Jack: All right.
Doug: See you, jack.
Jack: Yup, see you.
Gwen: I know how much your friendship with jack meant to you.
Xander: Not as much as building a father-daughter relationship with him means to you.
Gwen: Yeah, it means everything.
Xander: If jack finds out that you let abigail think it was her fault that you lost your baby when, in reality, you already had, I don’t think he’ll ever forgive you.
Gwen: Yeah, he’s loved abigail her whole life. I’m his daughter just come lately.
Xander: Hey, you’re every bit as much his child as she is.
Gwen: I know, but we don’t have that history, you know?
Xander: [Inhales deeply] So you need a story, a really convincing story about the blackmail.
Gwen: I know, I’m trying, but…[Sighs] You know, it’s really difficult, even for the woman that you say is a very highly skilled liar.
Xander: That was a compliment.
Gwen: [Chuckles] Oh, I can normally come up with lies in my sleep, but this time, I’m just really stumped.
Xander: And you got to remember that jack’s an investigative reporter, so it’s got to be something that he’d just believe on the surface and not be tempted to look into.
Gwen: It has to be something where I’m scared enough for it to come out but not so bad that he would turn his back on me. Oh, god, the pressure is so much.
Xander: Hey, don’t worry about it, gwen. We can do this.
Xander: Well, two highly skilled liars are better than one. Let’s put our heads together. I’m sure we can think of something.
Gwen: [Laughs] Okay.
Ej: What exactly are you insinuating?
Chad: Just that you’re not the kind of guy that loses track of people. You were the only one in touch with kristen. No one else knew where she was.
Ej: Kristen is our sister.
Chad: Sami’s your wife.
Ej: But as I’ve told you, I’m through with her. I’ve turned my full attention to dimera.
Chad: I’ll bet you a million dollars that you know where she is or you are very close to finding out.
Ej: And you’d lose that bet. Samantha could fall off the face of the earth, as far as I’m concerned. Anyway, we weren’t talking about my wife. We were talking about yours. So tell me, brother, what’s the plan?
Tripp: Look, I get why you’re pissed, but allie and chanel are just friends.
Johnny: Friends with benefits.
Tripp: Okay, look, I know they kissed a couple of times, but allie said she wants to be with me, and I believe her.
Johnny: If she’s so into you, then why is she determined to mess things up for me and chanel? Why does she even care what happens between us?
Chanel: Of course I can forgive you. I know you were just looking out for me.
Allie: Thank you for understanding. I’m gonna go check on the almond croissants.
Chanel: Ah, we’re not done.
Allie: But you just said you understand.
Chanel: That you were trying to protect me, I do understand that, but I also think there might be a little more to it.
Allie: Like what?
Chanel: I made it clear I was into you, and you made it clear you wanted to be with tripp.
Allie: I do.
Chanel: But when I got with your brother, you lost your mind. So is it possible that this is a “you don’t want me, but you don’t want johnny to have me either” type sitch? I’ve lost count of how many asthma attacks I’ve had.
Xander: Tell me a story all about the evil dr. Snyder. What awful thing did he know about you? What terrible secret was he holding over you that you didn’t want your father to find out about?
Gwen: Well, I could tell him that I stole a million dollars from abigail.
Xander: Psh, it’s a bit obvious, isn’t it, a bit ripped from the headlines?
Gwen: What, I love “law & order.”
Xander: Well, who doesn’t? But the key word here is “convincing.”
Gwen: Okay, if you don’t like my idea, what’s your clever idea, then?
Xander: [Breathes deeply] I’ve got it. Tell him you used to be a hooker.
Xander: Tell jack that snyder was one of your clients.
Gwen: How do you expect me to say that and not throw up afterwards?
Xander: No, come on, hear me out. So one evening years ago, snyder partook of your services. And then you were here in salem, at the hospital getting medical treatment, and he recognized you, which is the most convincing part of the whole lie, because who could forget having sex with you? But then he threatened you. He said he would expose your past if you didn’t agree to be his drug mule.
Gwen: So I’m to tell my father that I slept with that utterly repulsive man for money?
[Dramatic music] It’s not happening, it’s not happening, no.
Xander: Well, you told me to come up with a story, and i can’t think of a better one.
Gwen: I can. I tell him the truth, and I let the chips fall where they may.
Tripp: Allie is just being a good friend, trying to keep chanel from getting hurt.
Johnny: By convincing all of you that I’m some jerk who uses women?
Tripp: I never said that. But your sister does know you better than anyone, so as far as I know, she’s right.
Johnny: Look, I’m not saying I’m a saint, okay, but I’m not out to use chanel. I like her…a lot, and I thought that she liked me too, but now I have no idea if I’ll ever hear from her again.
Allie: I’m trying so hard to do the right thing. I really thought I was doing the right thing.
Chanel: By getting between me and your brother?
Allie: I couldn’t let him use you. When I knew you were at his house, all I could think was that I had to get over there. And then when I saw you guys going upstairs together, all I could think was that I had to stop you.
Chanel: What happened after I left?
Allie: Johnny let me have it, and he stormed off. And then I went home, and I had a long talk with nicole about everything. She told me that I had to be honest.
Chanel: About what?
Allie: About why it bothered me so much that my brother was involved with my best friend.
Chanel: And what did you say?
Allie: [Sighs] At first, I thought confronting johnny– I thought doing that really was just to protect you. I guess I didn’t realize consciously the real reasons that I was doing it. I don’t know, I felt it when you told me that you met a guy you liked, so maybe–maybe i should have known that I didn’t just go running over there because I was blindsided and worried and upset. Maybe I also did it because… I was jealous.
Xander: Gwen, you can’t just rush out of here. Come on, you got to think about this.
Gwen: Yeah, I know, and I want to tell jack the truth. This is gonna be such a huge weight off my shoulders, xander.
Xander: Right, but it could also be the end of your relationship with him.
Gwen: Yeah, but I just can’t live with this lie anymore. I can’t, and if he hates me, at least he’ll stop hating you.
Xander: I wouldn’t be too sure about that. I mean, I’ve known the real story about your miscarriage for months, and I didn’t say a word. He might end up just hating both of us.
[Sighs] On the bright side…
Gwen: There’s a bright side?
Xander: If jack does find out the truth, then there’s, you know, no need for us to…
Gwen: To what?
Xander: Well, I was gonna say there’s no need for us to not see each other, but then of course, we’re not seeing each other, are we?
Gwen: No, we’re not.
Xander: But yesterday when I asked you if that’s what you wanted, you seemed… open to the possibility.
Gwen: Are you saying this ’cause we just shagged?
Gwen: Good. Because as I said, this is not why I came over here. I came over here to make sure that you could pay ej.
Xander: And as I said, I only kept you here because I wanted to ask you what you decided to tell your father.
Gwen: And now I’m leaving.
Xander: Okay, well, goodbye, gwen.
Gwen: Goodbye, xander.
Psoriatic arthritis, made my joints stiff,
Johnny: Look, I got to go talk to my grandma now, but I haven’t seen my sister since she went psycho, so maybe you can deliver a message for me.
Tripp: Yeah, and what’s that?
Johnny: Tell her to stay the hell out of my business from now on.
Doug: Well, congratulations, you two.
Allie: Hi, thank you so much for coming. Chanel, you remember julie and doug?
Chanel: Of course. Nice to see you again.
Julie: Nice to see you, chanel. Wow, what scrumptious samples you ladies have. You must tell me what is the most heart-healthy thing on this table, and something light would be good for doug too.
Doug: I had a piece of devil’s food cake last night, and she’s trying to rein me in.
Chanel: Well, I would go for the blueberry muffins. They’re made with whole wheat flour and olive oil, and they are fresh out the oven.
Allie: Oh, my god, the croissants.
Chanel: Oh, sorry, excuse us.
Julie: Excuse you. Excuse you. [Laughs]
Doug: I’m going for one of these.
Julie: Okay, here we go, darling.
[Laughs] All right. I guess it doesn’t matter just this once. After all, this is a day to celebrate, not to scold. Mmm! Mm. Yummy, huh?
Doug: Yeah, absolutely delicious.
Julie: Yes, absolutely. Oh, my, I’m so thrilled. I mean, our family recipe is gonna be available to everybody in salem right here in the square. I mean, it’s a– it’s a thrill. It’s a wonderful occasion. And remarkably, these doughnuts, they taste exactly like alice’S.
Doug: I’m sorry, darling, but who the heck is alice?
Gwen: Hi there.
Jack: Hi. Hi, honey.
Gwen: Hi. Oh. How are doug and julie today?
Jack: Much better, thanks. Yeah, doug seems to be in his old self again. I’m just hoping that that whole episode was just an aberration.
Gwen: Me too.
Jack: And since they’re out, maybe–well, maybe you and i can finish that conversation.
Gwen: That’s actually why I came home. See, I think it’s time that you knew the truth about dr. Snyder and what he was holding over me.
[Knock at door]
Xander: [Exhales heavily]
Ej: I just called the courthouse. Bonnie lockhart was arraigned over an hour ago. Where’s my money?
Xander: I was just about to go get it.
Ej: Hmm, I don’t believe you.
Xander: You know, I still don’t understand why such a rich man cares so much about a million dollars.
Ej: I told you it’s the principle. I find it maddening that my hypocrite of a wife used my money to expose nicole’s infidelity when she was cheating on me.
Xander: What are you doing?
Ej: I gave you fair warning, and now I’m calling the judge. Expect to be in handcuffs shortly.
Xander: I just said I was gonna go get the money.
Ej: The only place you’re going, my friend, is jail.
Chad: Abby? Abigail?
Abigail: I’m right here.