GH Transcript Wednesday, April 13, 2022

General Hospital Transcript

GH logo

Transcript provided by Suzanne
Proofread by Anita

Brando: Ooh! What about a place with its own dock?

Sasha: I like the sound of that.

Brando: Yeah. Hm. Uh, we are not imagining things, right?

Sasha: I keep pinching myself over how well deceptionā€™s stock did at the IPO.

Brando: You, Mrs. Corbin, are one very wealthy woman. And whatā€™s mine is yours, Mr. Corbin. Weā€™re a team. Which means that we can live in the home of our dreams.

Sasha: What are you dreaming about?

Sonny: Thereā€™s the happy couple!

Brando: Whoa, Sonny! Yo! Dante deck you after I left the gym?

Sonny: No, it wasnā€™t Dante, but itā€™s not important.

Brando: [ Laughs ] Uh, so, I just want to congratulate, uh, you on your marriage to my cousin. Umā€¦you knowā€¦ welcome home.

[ Laughter ]

Sasha: Thank you.

Sonny: To the family, right?

Brando: Yeah.

Sonny: Phyllis, do you know Brando and Sasha?

Phyllis: Ah, youā€™ve been to the pub a few times. My staff appreciates the large tips you leave.

[ Laughter ]

Sonny: Brandoā€™s my cousin, and he and Sasha just got married.

Phyllis: [ Gasps ] Congratulations. Your drinks are on the house.

Brando: Ohh.

Phyllis: Itā€™s always wonderful to see such a happy couple.

Brando: Thank you. W-we do appreciate it.

Sasha: We do. Thank you.

Phyllis: I heard you lost your son. You have my sincere condolences.


Sam: Why the change of venue? I think pizza would have been fine.

Dante: Y-yeah, pizza probably would have been fine, but I told you I wanted to do something special. Wanna go to the bar, get a drink?

Sam: Wait. Why all the fuss?

Danta: You ask a lot of questions, you know that?

Sam: [ Chuckles ] Says the detective.

Dante: Yeah, well, I guess neither of us can let anything go. Itā€™s, uh, one of the things that makes us work.

Sam: One of the things.

Nina: I wish you could have joined me at the spa for some pampering.

Britt: Ugh. Me too. Unfortunately, I was working.

Liesl: She works too much. You need to enjoy yourself more. I tell her all the time.

Britt: I-I declare tonight a mother rant-free zone. Letā€™s just enjoy our dinner, okay?

Scott: Okay. Good. ā€˜Cause Iā€™m starving.

Liesl: Itā€™s so nice to have a family dinner like this. Itā€™s unfortunate Maxie couldnā€™t join us. At least two of my precious girls are with me.

Scott: Yeah, y-you know, if you want a girlsā€™ night out, I-I could just lickety-split.

Liesl: Youā€™re part of the family, Scott. Youā€™re not going anywhere.

Scott: Ooh. Good.

[ Chuckles ]

Ava: -Scott!

Scott: -Ooh!

Ava: Iā€™m so glad I found you. I need you.


Josslyn: Ugh.

Cameron: You, uh, canā€™t concentrate?

Josslyn: I keep thinking about that call with my R.A.

Cameron: Well, I mean, she was just looking out for you.

Josslyn: Asking if I feel unsafe rooming with Trina. Trinaā€™s my best friend, okay? And she did not secretly record us, and she did not post it. They should be more worried about Esme.

Cameron: We have to find evidence that links her to the recording. So then Trina can accept all the apologies from everyone whoā€™s been blaming her.

Josslyn: Yeah, well, that does nothing to lessen the pain that Trinaā€™s already feeling.


Spencer: Ava! What are you doing here?

Trina: Surprised to see I still have a job? Unlike you, Ava knows I didnā€™t make that video of Joss and Cam, so here I am.

Spencer: Thatā€™s not what I meant. I just didnā€™t know that youā€™d be working here tonight.

Trina: [ Scoffs ]

Spencer: Iā€™m here to see Ava.

Trina: Yeah, I heard you calling for her. But Avaā€™s not here, so you can go. What are you waiting for?

Spencer: You.


Cameron: Uh, are you hungry? I can see if Aiden has any award-winning cookies left.

Josslyn: Award-winning?

Cameron: Yeah. He won a contest promoting national carrot day.

Josslyn: National carrot day. Really?

Cameron: Yeah. Itā€™s a thing. He ā€” he won it by baking carrot-ginger cookies.

Josslyn: Sounds weird.

Cameron: I know, but they were oddly delicious. Did you see my post about it?

Josslyn: No.

Cameron: Iā€™m sorry. I-I forgot you deleted social media.

Josslyn: Itā€™s okay. I mean, I deleted all of my accounts. There were too many accounts just to block. The trolls were out in full force, soā€¦

Cameron: Look. The internet will find something else to fixate on very soon.

Josslyn: Yeah, until Trinaā€™s trial starts up again and the whole thing blows up. God. I canā€™t even believe Iā€™m saying those words ā€” ā€œTrinaā€™s trial.ā€ Itā€™s insane that sheā€™s been arrested.

Cameron: Yeah, she would never do anything so hurtful.

Josslyn: It has to be Esme. No doubt sheā€™s confident that sheā€™s pulled this off and sheā€™s covered her tracks, but she is not that smart. There has to be evidence tying her to the video.

Cameron: And we have to find it before itā€™s too late.


Esme: Did Ms. Davis leave?

Nikolas: She did.

Esme: Alexis doesnā€™t want me here, does she?

Nikolas: All that matters is what I want. And I want you to stay.

Esme: Thank you. My hope is that I can help you and spence start to heal your relationship.

Nikolas: Weā€™re making progress, donā€™t you think?

Esme: I donā€™t think. I know. Not that Iā€™m surprised. More time I spend with you, the more I realize what a great father you are.


Sam: What are we really doing here? Not that I donā€™t love having, like, the best night ever.

Dante: I donā€™t know. It was just a really tough day at work. And then when I saw you, I remembered how lucky I am to have you in my life, and I wanted to make sure that you knew that.

Sam: Ohh. Believe meā€¦I know it.

Ava: Iā€™m sorry to interrupt. Scott, I-I-I need to borrow you. Just for a couple of moments. I-itā€™s important.

Liesl: Youā€™re too late. Scottā€™s mine.

Scott: I-itā€™s okay, my schnitzel. Iā€™ll be quick. Ladies.

Liesl: Itā€™s so wonderful to have finally found my soul mate. The two of you are long overdue. At least Nina has someone in her sights ā€”

Nina: [ Stammers ]

Liesl: So that leaves my Britta. Any news from the matchmaker, hm?

Nina: Matchmaker?

Scott: Ava, Ava, I-is this about you divorcing Nikolas again? ā€˜Cause I thought you were gonna give him more than 24 hours.

Ava: This isnā€™t about Nikolas. This is about his son.

Scott: Whatā€™s Spencer have to do with this?

Ava: I donā€™t want Spencer at the gallery. So Iā€™d like for you to arrange for him to make his restitution someplace else, like picking up garbage or sweeping the street. Either would be good.

Scott: Is this about Trina?

Ava: Trina has been through enough, and Iā€™m not gonna let Spencer hurt her anymore.


Trina: Why are you waiting for me?

Spencer: I need to know that youā€™re okay.

Trina: What do you think? I was arrested for something I didnā€™t even do. I had an arraignment hearing, which you didnā€™t even bother to show up to.

Spencer: I didnā€™t think that you would want me there.

Trina: I didnā€™t! And how could you possibly think that Iā€™d be close to okay?

Spencer: Sorry. Poor word choice.

Trina: I guess that would really affect someone who was vicious enough to post a sex tape. But despite what you think, that person isnā€™t me.

Spencer: Trina, stop!


Sasha: Brando and I are planning a long life together. Weā€™re looking for our first home.

Sonny: Well, if you need any help, just ask. But since Deception did so well in the IPO, youā€™re not gonna have any problems. And I am a happy investor myself, soā€¦ good luck with your house hunting. You feel bad for Brando and Sasha, donā€™t you?

Phyllis: Mm-hmm. You never get over losing a child. But at least Sasha and Brando have each other. They can focus on building a life together.

Sonny: Yeah, they seem to be doing good. So, h-howā€™s your ā€” howā€™s everything going with you?

Phyllis: Well, look around. Business is booming.

Sonny: No, thatā€™s not what I asked. Iā€™m talking about, like, Port Charles. Howā€™s ā€” howā€™s life?

Phyllis: Hm! Iā€™m amazed how quickly itā€™s begun to feel like home.

Sonny: You donā€™t miss your friends in ā€” in Nixon Falls?

Phyllis: I do, but when I go back to visit, they feel more likeā€¦ the past. Port Charles is my present.

Sonny: Yeah, thatā€™s ā€” thatā€™s, uhā€¦ thatā€™s good.

Phyllis: What are you up to?

Sonny: [ Chuckles ] Actually, Phyllis, umā€¦ I have a favor to ask you.


Scott: Ava, the judge will have my head if I try and change a court-order placement, you know, over a couple of teenagers fighting.

Ava: Well, this is more than just a fight, Scott. You know that. S-Spencer told Trina that he believes that she is behind that revenge porn video. How can she be expected to work with him?

Scott: Well, unless Trina has some concerns over this thing, I meanā€¦ [ Sighs ] S-Spencer has no legal connection to her case.

Ava: [ Scoffs ] Except for the fact that he keeps defending the enemy.

Nina: So, Britt, I gather from aunt Liesl you havenā€™t been matched with your soul mate yet?

Britt: Mm. Sadly, soul mates are few and far between.

Liesl: Only because youā€™ve been dragging your feet.

Britt: I filled out the 10-page questionnaire. Now itā€™s up to ā€œSociety Setups.ā€

Nina: Oh, boy. Okay, ladies. Iā€™m sorry. I canā€™t stay for dinner. Alright? I promised Phyllis that I would drop by and see her, butā€¦ make sure you call me when you meet Mr. Right.

Britt: [ Chuckles ] When hell freezes over. [ Laughs ]

Liesl: This has been more than just a ā€œfew moments.ā€ Where has Ava taken mein Scott?

Dante: Oh, this is nice. My day is definitely improving.

Sam: Then Iā€™m glad my plan is working.

Dante: And what plan was that?

Sam: To de-stress you.

Dante: Hmm.

Sam: I saw how tense you were at the station. You want to talk about it?

Dante: [ Sighs ] Yeah, you know, some cases are just tougher than others.

Sam: Trina Robinson? The new evidence that you asked the officer to e-mail you and the ADA? It wonā€™t help?

Dante: I donā€™t know. Letā€™s get a table. You wanna get some food?

Sam: Yeah.

Ava: Detective Falconeri.

Dante: Yeah.

Ava: May I have a word, please?

Dante: Sure, Ava.

Sam: Go ahead. Iā€™ll wait.

Dante: Uh, what, uh ā€” what can I do for you, Ava?

Ava: You can stop wasting time and resources on this ridiculous case against Trina.


Spencer: Iā€™m sorry. Can we start over? Seeing you caught me by surprise. Iā€™m reacting inappropriately.

Trina: In more ways than one.

Spencer: Ok I am worried about my friend.

Trina: How do you do that?

Spencer: Do what?

Trina: Ignore the fact that you accused me of betraying my best friends and then humiliating them in public. Do you really think that we can talk as if none of that happened?

Spencer: I suppose not.

Trina: But thatā€™s just you. Closing your eyes to the truth. I mean, how else can you stay with Esme, after everything sheā€™s done?


Esme: Spence has no idea how lucky he is to have you as a father.

Nikolas: Iā€™ve made a lot of mistakes with my son.

Esme: But despite everything, I still see your father-son bond. It might weaken, but it canā€™t be broken. I often wonder what kind of bond I would have with my birth parents if they had been alive to raise me.

Nikolas: Do you have any memories of them?

Esme: I was an infant when I was adopted. And then I lost my adoptive parents, too. Itā€™s hard growing up without a mother.

Nikolas: Spencer and I would agree with you.

Esme: Itā€™s not as though my adoptive parents left me intentionally. Their deaths were unexpected. Tragic. But I canā€™t help but feeling like my birth parents just threw me away. Iā€™ll always wonder if Iā€™ll be worthy of their love.

Nikolas: Children donā€™t have to earn love. And, besides, you donā€™t know why you were put up for adoption. Your parents could have desperately wanted you but found it impossible to keep you.

Esme: Like your mother couldnā€™t be a part of your childhood?


Phyllis: Iā€™d do any favor youā€™d ask if itā€™s in my power. What do you need?

Sonny: Yeah, I know, I know. Look, look. Y-youā€™re just bearing the brunt of running this place. You know what I mean?

Phyllis: I donā€™t mind. Youā€™re a busy man. Yeah, but I hope I ā€” I just ā€” it hasnā€™t burdened you in any way.

Phyllis: [ Chuckles ] Donā€™t worry, Sonny. Iā€™m very happy here.

Sonny: Good, good, ā€™cause it ā€” it would help me a lot if you would take Charlieā€™s off my hands.

Phyllis: [ Exhales sharply ]

Brando: Sasha. You okay?

Sasha: Why wouldnā€™t I be?

Brando: [ Stammers ] I know Phyllisā€™ mention of Liam upset you.

Sasha: Phyllis was just being kind. Besides, I donā€™t need a reminder of Liam. I think about him all the time.

Brando: Me too.

Sasha: Well, it was nice of Sonny to welcome me to the family. You invited him to the wedding reception, right?

Brando: I thought you were handling that.

Sasha: Brando! We ā€” we discussed this.

Brando: [ Chuckling ] Well, donā€™t worry. I will make sure he knows. Okay? Maybe later, though. It looks like Sonnyā€™s a little busy right now.

Phyllis: Iā€™d love to own Charlieā€™sā€¦ but I canā€™t afford to buy it.

Sonny: Trust me, Phyllis ā€” the price would be more than reasonable.

Phyllis: [ Chuckles ]


Sonny: How does $100 sound?

Phyllis: [ Laughs ] For Charlieā€™s Pub?!

Sonny: Yeah.

Phyllis: Donā€™t be absurd!

Sonny: Iā€™d give it to you for free, but then the taxes would kill you. This place should be yours. You belong here.

Phyllis: Is this misplaced guilt about the tan-o burning down?

Sonny: That wouldnā€™t have happened if ā€” if you and Lenny didnā€™t take me in.

Phyllis: Sonny, please ā€”

Sonny: Listen to me. You gave me a home. Okay? That was the most beautiful thing, you know, anybody could do. Andā€¦I donā€™t ā€” I ā€” you know, how do I repay that? This is a start. Okay? You understand me?

Phyllis: Hm.


Dante: I donā€™t know if you know this, Ava, but I-Iā€™m not the lead detective on Trinaā€™s case.

Ava: Well, you could still be the voice of reason, right? The commissioner has lost her damn mind if she thinks that Trina would make a sex tape of anybody, let alone her very best friends! Why havenā€™t the cops looked into Esme prince?

Dante: Okay, Ava, I canā€™t talk about an ongoing investigation. You know that, right?

Ava: Oh, I am so sick of the party line.

Dante: Youā€™re sick of th ā€” okay, well, how about this one? Weā€™re following the evidence.

Ava: Mm-hmm. Yeah. Well, why donā€™t you follow the evidence that leads to Esmeā€™s guilt before Trina ends up in prison?

Dante: Wow. That wasā€¦weird.

Sam: Sorry I left you without any backup.

Dante: Ha! You kind of did. No, really. We shouldnā€™t both have to deal with Ava.

Sam: She was out of line.

Dante: Yeah. She was also right.

Liesl: I hope you billed her for your time.

Scott: Well, now, listen, my pet, as a lawyer, itā€™s never 9-to-5. Iā€™ve always got to be on call for all my clients, especially the ones that pay so well.

Liesl: I find your work ethic strangelyā€¦sexy. [ Chuckles ] Hmm. Hm.

Britt: Gross.


Nikolas: True. I didnā€™t meet my mother until I was a teenager.

Esme: Spence told me a bit about it. I have to admit, itā€™s nice to talk to someone who knows what itā€™s like to have a lonely childhood.

Nikolas: Didnā€™t you have adopted brothers and sisters?

Esme: I did. But we were never close. After my adopted parents died, the only person who cared about me was my nanny, Maggie.

Nikolas: Well, at least you had someone. Are you still in touch?

Esme: When I was sent to boarding schoolā€¦ Maggie found another job, and we slowly lost touch.

Nikolas: So Spencer never met her.

Esme: Iā€™m afraid not. But they really would have liked one another. And Maggie never knew that I found someone to love meā€¦ ā€¦however briefly.


Spencer: My situation with Esme is complicated.

Trina: It was complicated when you thought she was pregnant. Yeah. Ava told me that it was a false alarm. Congratulations on dodging another bullet. But you still think Iā€™m guilty.

Spencer: You were drunk at the cabin. And you said that you donā€™t remember what happened.

Trina: I didnā€™t walk around with a burner phone in case I got mad at my friends and wanted to tape them having sex and then send out an e-mail while theyā€™re in the middle of class! And in case you forgot, I was with you when they got that video.

Spencer: I know. You were with me at the cemetery.

Trina: At your motherā€™s grave. When you, once again, decided that the rules didnā€™t apply to you, when you decided to sneak out of prison. I lied to the Commissioner to cover for you.

Spencer: Wait. Have you told your lawyer that Iā€™m your alibi?


Josslyn: Well, this is useless. I might as well be watching cat videos.

Cameron: Well, maybe we could take a break from the studying.

Josslyn: [ Chuckles ] Whatā€™d you have in mind?

[ Kissing sounds ]

Josslyn: Did you hear that?

Cameron: W-whatā€™s wrong?

Josslyn: Someoneā€™s here.


Nina: Hey.

Brando: Hey.

Nina: You guys recovering from your exciting day?

Sasha: Hm. Trying to.

Nina: Yeah, well, itā€™s no small thing to take a company public.

Brando: Yeah, my wife is an amazing woman.

Nina: Yes, she is. And have I complimented you enough on your speech at the launch party?

Sasha: My speech wasnā€™t all that great.

Brando: Sasha, come on.

Nina: Yeah. Stop being so modest.

Phyllis: You do realize youā€™re basically giving me Charlieā€™s. The place is worth a lot of money. Sonny, I donā€™t feel right accepting. Iā€™m fine as manager.

Nina: Hey.

Phyllis: Help me out here, Nina. Talk some sense into Sonny. He wants to give me Charlieā€™s.

Sonny: I-Iā€™m selling it to you for a hundred bucks.

Phyllis: [ Chuckles ] Which is ludicrous!

Nina: Well, actually, I think itā€™s a wonderful idea. Phyllis, please tell me youā€™ll accept Sonnyā€™s offer.


Sam: I knew you didnā€™t think Trina should be charged.

Dante: But it doesnā€™t matter what I think. I canā€™t let my feelings get in the way. Thatā€™s the job.

Sam: No, your job is to serve justice.

Dante: Mm. Problem with that isā€¦ sometimes the law and justice arenā€™t the same thing. Thatā€™s the tough part about being a cop.

Sam: Youā€™re a good cop.

Dante: I promise you Iā€™m gonna do everything in my power to make sure the right person is punished.

Scott: Did Nina leave?

Britt: A while ago.

Scott: Oh, well, I-I guess I only have eyes for you.

Liesl: [ Chuckles ]

Britt: Iā€™m gonna get another drink. Does anyone want a refill?

Scott: Sure.

Liesl: Just wave down our waitress.


Cameron: Hey. Okay, I-I checked underneath every bed, looked in every closet. No one is in this house. I even checked the alarm. Itā€™s still set.

Josslyn: Wow. [ Scoffs ] I must be losing my mind. I mean, hearing things that arenā€™t even there?

Cameron: Donā€™t beat yourself up, Joss. That kiss just nowā€¦ was I moving too fast?

Josslyn: Cam! I wanted you to kiss me. And I want us to be close in that way again. I just ā€” I feel so exposed.

Cameron: Iā€™m sorry.

Josslyn: Donā€™t. Donā€™t. Donā€™t. I do feel safe around you. And Iā€™m not gonna let a horrible video get in between us.

Cameron: It won’t.

[ Cellphone rings ]

Cameron: Why is she calling?


Phyllis; Youā€™re teaming up against me?

Nina: Well, selfishly, I want you to accept Sonnyā€™s offer because it means youā€™re going to stay in Port Charles.

Phyllis: Sonny doesnā€™t have to give me this place to get me to stay in town.

Sonny: Y-youā€™re right. I donā€™t have to do anything. I just want to give you whatā€™s yours.

Nina: Yeah. You deserve it.

Sonny: Will you do this for me, please?

Sasha: I know we talked about a house, but do we really want the property weā€™ll have to maintain? I mean, maybe we should think about a condo.

Brando: Hmm. I never imagined that, you know ā€”

Sasha: that it would happen this soon?

Brando: No, that ā€” that money wouldnā€™t be an issue. W-where did that come from?

Sasha: Well, I-I mean, we ā€” we ā€” we did get married in a hurry.

Brando: Yeah, because when you know somethingā€™s right, you donā€™t waste time thinking about it.

Sasha: Are you sure thatā€™s it? Or did I ā€” did I push you into this? Did we only get married because I wanted to?


Ava: Well, you look thoughtful. Anything you care to share?

Nikolas: I was waiting for you, wondering if you were gonna come home.

Ava: Of course. This is my house. Iā€™m not gonna let Esme chase me out of it. Where is that little snake, anyway? Has she slithered off somewhere other than Wyndemere?

Nikolas: I hate to disappoint you, my love, but Esme is still here. We had an interesting conversation about her childhood.

Ava: Ohh. [ Chuckles ] Well, what heart-rending tale of woe did she spin? Or, the better question, how much of it did you buy?

Nikolas: I pretended to buy all of it.

Ava: So is that your strategy? Be a sympathetic ear so that Esme will open up to you?

Nikolas: The more we know about her, the better.

Ava: Oh, I already know more than I care to know.

Nikolas: Letā€™s talk about something more pleasant. How about I make you a drink?

Ava: No, thank you. Iā€™m going to bed.

Nikolas: Ooh. Sounds good. Iā€™ll join you.


Spencer: Trinaā€¦

Trina: My alibi hasnā€™t come up yet.

Spencer: Thank you for not ratting me out.

Trina: Donā€™t relax yet. Iā€™ll tell Scott Baldwin everything if that means I win the case. Iā€™m not going to prison for you.

Spencer: I donā€™t expect you to.

Trina: So have you changed your mind about me? Can you see that Iā€™m telling the truth?

Spencer: It is hard to believe that you would do that to Joss and Cam.

Trina: So you believe Esme did it?

Spencer: I didnā€™t say that.

Trina: [ Scoffs ] Then who? You? Because you were the only other person in the cabin.

Spencer: It wasnā€™t me.

Trina: Then whatā€™s your theory? Hmm? Some random hiker broke in? Without me, Joss, or Cam hearing anything? Without any sign of a break-in?! Or maybe it was a sasquatch. Come on. How far are you gonna go to defend Esme?

Spencer: Iā€™m not defending, Esme! Iā€™m doing this for you!


Spencer: I know youā€™re innocent. Esme set you up!

Trina: Then why are you still with her?

Spencer: Iā€™m not! Iā€™m only pretending to stand by Esme until she slips up, until I have evidence that she is the one who filmed and posted that video of Joss and Cam, that she is the one who is guilty and not you!

Trina: Saying you believe Esmeā€¦ is just a pretense to trap her?

Spencer: Thatā€™s why I suggested that she move into Wyndemere. She thinks itā€™s so that sheā€™ll stay safe from my Uncle Sonny, but, really, itā€™s so that I can watch her and try to get evidence that she is the one who was behind the video.

Trina: Youā€™re doing this to help me. Why?

Spencer: Because Iā€™m falling in love with you.

Trina: Well, Spencer? Esme got your tongue? Are you gonna keep denying whatā€™s right in front of your face?


Cameron: Okay, well, um, thank you for calling and telling me yourself.

Josslyn: Hey. What did the director of Lila’s Kids want?

Cameron: Umā€¦ I canā€™t work at the day camp this summer.

Josslyn: What? But you were gonna be head counselor. Cam, you were so excited.

Cameron: Yeah, well, I canā€™t be in charge of the kids with the tape of us out there.

Josslyn: [ Scoffs ] That is so not fair. Okay? We did nothing wrong. It is not our fault that Esme recorded us and posted something.

Cameron: Stillā€¦ the damage is done.

Josslyn: We were campers at Lila’s Kids. This is not fair.

Cameron: No, itā€™s not. But Ms. Aubreyā€™s not to blame. No one is. Esme is. Sheā€™s getting everything she wanted.


Esme: ā€œDear Esme, I was surprised to get your letter saying youā€™re going to the United States with Spencer. I hope he brings you all the happiness you deserve. But I have to ask if being in New York is wise. No good can come from any contact with your father. Please be careful. Love, Maggie.ā€


Ava: Well, I hope you had the housekeeper make up a guest bedroom for you. Because I have no intention of moving out of the master suite and I certainly have no intention of sharing a room with you.

Nikolas: We say a lot of things when weā€™re angry.

Ava: Did you think I didnā€™t mean it?

Nikolas: I think we are both passionate, volatile people. I think we both live in the moment and we say whatā€™s on our minds. Which is why weā€™re so good together.

Ava: This isnā€™t foreplay, Nikolas. As long as Esme remains in this houseā€¦ youā€™re gonna need a lot of blankets ā€™cause your bed is gonna be very cold.

Nikolas: Even after vow renewal ceremony?

Ava: Oh. There isnā€™t gonna be one.


Britt: [ Exhales deeply ]

Britt: Duckpin bowling?

[ Scoffs ] Itā€™s competitive?

Is this a man or a 12-year-old? [ Sighs ] Next!

Hmm. Not bad.

I like that, too.

[ Laughs ]

Same sense of humor.

Could it be?

[ Cellphone beeps ]


Phyllis: Youā€™re acting like Iā€™m doing you a favor.

Sonny: You are!

Phyllis: Did you know about this?

Nina: Well, Sonny and I, we just want you to be happy, Phyllis, because when youā€™re happy, weā€™re happy.

Phyllis: [ Breathes deeply ] Thank you for your very generous offer. I accept.

Sonny: Ahh! Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Nina: This is such good news.

Phyllis: Well, but before we finalize the paperworkā€¦ I need to drop off the deposit in the night box.

Sonny: Uh, doesnā€™t Rafi usually walk you to the bank?

Phyllis: He had to leave earlier today. Family emergency.

Sonny: Oh, no, no, no. Youā€™re not walking alone with the ā€” hey, Frank. Do me a favor. Walk, uh, Mrs. Caulfield to the bank, make sure nothing happens to her.

Frank: Copy that, sir.

Sonny: So, Baldwin came to see me at Pezzulo’s. Heā€™s ā€” heā€™s gonna subpoena me to be a character witness for you in the visitation hearing.

Nina: No, thereā€™s not gonna be a subpoena. Iā€™m gonna talk to Scott. If thereā€™s a subpoena, then Iā€™m gonna fire him.

Scott: Nina, weā€™ll see how it goes. Okay?

Nina: Alright.

Sonny: You want a drink? On the house. Since you helped me convince Phyllis to take over the pub.

Nina: No. Iā€™m ā€” Iā€™m good. Thank you. And it was really lovely of you to do that.

Brando: I married you because I love you.

Sasha: And not just to make me happy?

Brando: Thereā€™s no ā€œjustā€ about making you happy. Your happiness is a priority of mine for the rest of our lives, so you better get used to it. Look. I would do anything for you, but I married you for us.


Liesl: Detective Falconeri, over here.

Dante: Uh, yeah. Obrecht, what is it?

Liesl: I demand you arrest Sonny corinthos this instant.

Dante: Why? What for?

Liesl: For threatening my beloved Scott.

Dante: [ Chuckles ] Well, Scott can go down to the station and file an official complaint all by himself, yeah?

Scott: Well, t-thereā€™s no need to make it official. Iā€™m just telling you off the record, since Carly left Sonny, you just need to corral your father.

Dante: Hm.

Sam: Good thing I know you, Dante.


Cameron: Did you tell your mom youā€™d be home by now?

Josslyn: Iā€™ll text her, tell her not to worry.

Cameron: I think you should go, Joss. Iā€™m not the best company right now.

Josslyn: You donā€™t have to entertain me. I just want to be with you.

Cameron: Well, I-I want to be with you, too, but, you know, I have that history test tomorrow andā€¦

Josslyn: And you need your beauty sleep.

Cameron: Look, I-I just need a Noodle Buddha to, uh, sustain me for my all-nighter, butā€¦ Joss, Iā€¦promise Iā€™ll make it up to you.

Josslyn: I hate everything thatā€™s happened. And we need to prove that Esmeā€™s responsible.

Cameron: We will.


Spencer: I wish that this wasnā€™t happening to you, but you canā€™t blame Esme for everything that goes wrong in your life.

Trina: Get out. Get the hell out!


Nikolas: You want to postpone our vow renewal? Canā€™t we work through this?

Ava: This is more than just a loversā€™ spat. The way I feel right now, any vow you made to meā€¦ would be meaningless.


Dante: What are you doing?

Liesl: Iā€™m sorry Scott had to leave. His law practice keeps him so busy.

Britt: Hmm. I thought maybe he was running away from Dante.

Liesl: Mein Scott runs from nothing.

Britt: Hm. Of course not. My mistake.

Liesl: Iā€™m sorry Scott and I were making you feel left out earlier.

Britt: Donā€™t lose sleep over it, mother. Iā€™m just happy you found love.

Liesl: Itā€™s a wonderful feeling, one I want you to experience, as well. I paid a fortune for that matchmaker. Whatā€™s taking them so long to find you the intelligent and handsome man you deserve?

Britt: Well, actually, I received some possible matches earlier.

Liesl: [ Gasps ] You did? And?!

Britt: Iā€™m still going through their profiles.

Liesl: Well, perhaps I should, uh, take a look for you. A second set of eyes is always useful.

Britt: Knock yourself out, Mutter.


Brando: Thank Phyllis for the drinks.

Sonny: Yeah, I will. And have a good one.

Sasha: Thanks.

Sonny: Yeah.

Brando: Bye.

Nina: Bye. Is it okay if I just hang around until Phyllis gets back? Because we didnā€™t really get a chance to connect and catch up.

Sonny: Y-yeah, Iā€™m gonna stay here anyway and wait for Frank and Phyllis to get back.

Nina: Okay. Sounds like a plan. Iā€™ll go lock up.

[ Both laugh ]

Masked Man: Donā€™t do anything stupid, and you might live through this!

On the next ā€œGeneral Hospitalā€ ā€”

Chase (to Brook Lynn): I feel terrible that I let you down.

Sasha (to Brando): Promise not to make it a habit.

Maxie: Can you accept that?

Drew: Iā€™m gonna take advantage of that closeness.

Dante (to Sam): I need to know I can trust you for this to work.

Carly: I made things worse, didnā€™t I?

Sonny: You turn around and go, and this will all be over.
Back to the GH Transcripts Page

Back to the Main Daytime Transcripts Page

GH cast animated GIF

Follow Us!

Leave a Reply