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- ABC The Rookie: Real Crime (3/13) Show More
- “Real Crime” – Desperate to reset the way the world sees him, Officer Thorsen reluctantly decides to be a part of a reality show to help rebrand his image, only to be thrust back into yet another deadly situation. With cameras rolling, the show’s producer is found murdered and the team must investigate before Aaron is made suspect number one, on an all-new episode of “The Rookie,” SUNDAY, MARCH 13 (10:00-11:00 p.m. EST), on ABC. (TV-14, LV) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.
Guest starring is Tru Valentino as Aaron Thorsen, Tamala Jones as Yvonne Thorsen and Rome Flynn as Morris Mackey.
“Real Crime” was written by Bill Rinier and Paula Puryear, and directed by Rob Seidenglanz. Promo
- ABC The Good Doctor: Sacrifice (3/14) Show More
- “Sacrifice” – Salen (Rachel Bay Jones) takes extreme measures when she learns that the surgical staff have joined Lim’s efforts against her. Meanwhile, the team treats a liver transplant patient whose organ donor unwittingly gave him cancer. And elsewhere, Jordan, Asher and Andrews look for a surgical solution to remove a pregnant surrogate’s cancer in such a way that she won’t also need a hysterectomy to survive on all-new “The Good Doctor,” MONDAY, MARCH 14 (10:01-11:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.
Guest starring is Rachel Bay Jones as Salen Morrison.
“Sacrifice” was written by Tracy Taylor and Peter Blake, and directed by Mike Listo. Promo
- ABC The Goldbergs: The Downtown Boys (3/16) Show More
- “The Downtown Boys” – Barry and his friends try to reclaim their youth by forming a boy band, but they quickly learn they aren’t kids anymore. Meanwhile, Adam has the keys to Erica’s downtown apartment but realizes he’s not cut out for city life on an all-new episode of “The Goldbergs,” airing WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 (8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, DL) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres.
Guest starring is Joey McIntire as Jean Calabasas.
“The Downtown Boys” was written by Erik Weiner and directed by Matt Mira. Promo
- ABC The Wonder Years: The Sleepover (3/16) Show More
- “The Sleepover” – When Dean learns that Corey’s dad, Coach Long, is in the doghouse, he struggles to keep this secret from his friend on a new episode of “The Wonder Years,” airing WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 (8:30-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC.
- ABC The Conners: Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation (3/16) Show More
- “Messy Situation, Miscommunication and Academic Probation” – When Becky inadvertently outs her relationship with Professor Davis, he’s forced to reevaluate his career, but his erratic behavior sends Becky down a path to reevaluate their relationship. Meanwhile, Dan and Darlene check in on Chuck, only to learn heartbreaking news about his family on “The Conners,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 (9:00-9:31 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-PG, L) Preview
- ABC Home Economics: Keg of Light Beer, $180 (3/16) Show More
- “Keg of Light Beer, $180” – While Tom and Marina attempt to relive their youth at a college party, Connor and Denise deal with JoJo (Tetona Jackson) potentially leaving when she gets an offer to go on a reality show. Meanwhile, Sarah considers casting her niece in the school musical on an all-new “Home Economics,” WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 (9:31-10:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. Promo
Guest starring is Tetona Jackson as JoJo and Marc Sully Saint-Fleur as Mr. Zarrow.
“Keg of Light Beer, $180” was written by Tasha Henderson and directed by Betsy Thomas.
- ABC A Million Little Things: little white lies (3/16) Show More
- “little white lies” – When Cam and Maggie hit a rough patch, he looks to Gary for relationship advice. Ron and Regina embark on a new venture together, and Theo meets Greta in a chance encounter on an all-new episode of “A Million Little Things,” airing WEDNESDAY, MARCH 16 (10:00-11:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14, DS) Promo
- ABC Station 19: In My Tree (3/17) Show More
- “In My Tree” – The Dean Miller Memorial Clinic has its opening day. Meanwhile, Sullivan gives Beckett an ultimatum, and the crew responds to a skydiving incident on a new episode of “Station 19,” THURSDAY, MARCH 17 (8:00-9:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14, DLV) Promo
- ABC Grey’s Anatomy: The Makings of You (3/17) Show More
- “The Makings of You” –“The Makings of You” – Nick whisks Meredith away to his Minnesota cabin for a romantic weekend, leaving Winston and Maggie to care for Meredith’s children. Meanwhile, Amelia and Kai grow closer on a new episode of “Grey’s Anatomy,” THURSDAY, MARCH 17 (9:00-10:01 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14, S) Watch episodes on demand and on Hulu the day following their premieres. – “Grey’s Anatomy” airs THURSDAY, MARCH 17 (9:00-10:01 p.m. EST), on ABC. (TV-14, D) Promo
- ABC Big Sky: A Good Boy (3/17) Show More
- “A Good Boy” – Determined to save Max and Rachel, Jenny reluctantly partners with T-lock but quickly learns not everyone deserves her trust. Meanwhile, with Cassie and Lindor close on their trail, Scarlett prepares to do whatever it takes to keep her and Ronald safe. Later, realizing their father has not laid all cards on the table, Ren and Jag form an unexpected alliance to uncover the truth on an all-new episode of “Big Sky,” THURSDAY, MARCH 17 (10:01-11:00 p.m. EDT), on ABC. (TV-14, V) Promo
- AMC The Walking Dead – Sunday, March 13, 9:00PM Show More
- The Lucky Ones
Aaron and Maggie meet Governor Pamela Milton as she tours Alexandria, Oceanside and Hilltop. Ezekiel finds himself lucky during a routine checkup. Eugene processes Max’s story. Promo
- AMC+ THAT DIRTY BLACK BAG – Thursday, March 17 Show More
- Chapter Two: Prisoner
After Red Bill is captured, old memories come back to haunt him; McCoy comes upon Butler’s farm; Steve and Eve’s relationship woes intensify. Promo
- Apple TV+ WECRASHED – Friday, March 18 Show More
- “WeCrashed,” a highly anticipated new limited series based on the hit Wondery podcast “WeCrashed: The Rise and Fall of WeWork” from Lee Eisenberg and Drew Crevello and starring Academy Award and SAG Award winners Jared Leto and Anne Hathaway. The limited series also stars Kyle Marvin, alongside America Ferrera and O-T Fagbenle. “WeCrashed” will premiere globally on Apple TV+ with the first three episodes on March 18, 2022, followed by new weekly installments, each Friday during its eight-episode season through April 22. The series is inspired by actual events – and the love story at the center of it all. WeWork grew from a single coworking space into a global brand worth $47 billion in under a decade. Then, in less than a year, its value plummeted. What happened? Promo
- BBC America KILLING EVE – Sunday, March 13, 8:00PM Show More
- A Rainbow in Beige Boots- Having stalked Helene, a new lead allows Eve to uncover a name in The Twelve’s top tier; Villanelle is rejected by Eve when she seeks help; operating abroad, Carolyn discovers more promising intel on a spate of torturous murders linked to The Twelve.
- BET The Oval – Tuesday, March 15, 9:00PM Show More
- Ugly Politics – Victoria gets the last laugh with Jason in the hospital, while the Vice President tries to gain new allies to stay alive. Promo
- BET Sistas – Wednesday, March 16, 9:00PM Show More
- Fine Wine
While Karen struggles with her feelings for Zac, Calvin catches Sabrina by surprise. Promo
- Byu TV MALORY TOWERS – Sunday, March 13, 7:30PM Show More
- The Stray
The girls arrange a special surprise for Ellen, but it soon backfires! Meanwhile, Darrell uncovers information that threatens the future of Malory Towers! Promo
- CBS THE EQUALIZER – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- MCCALL HELPS A MOB ACCOUNTANT SCOUR THE CITY FOR A LOST LEDGER HE MUST PROVIDE TO THE FBI IN EXCHANGE FOR ENTRANCE INTO THE FEDERAL WITNESS PROTECTION PROGRAM, ON “THE EQUALIZER,” SUNDAY, MARCH 13
“Somewhere Over the Hudson” – McCall helps a mob accountant, Bert Singer (Josh Cooke), scour the city for a lost ledger of evidence he must provide to the FBI in exchange for entrance into the Federal Witness Protection Program. Also, Mel frets over how to tell her best friend, who comforted her for years about Harry’s death, that Harry never died at all, on the CBS Original series THE EQUALIZER, Sunday, March 13 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: Rob Hanning
BASED ON: The original series by Richard Lindheim & Michael Sloan
DIRECTED BY: John Krokidas Promo
- CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- WHEN A NEWBORN CHILD IS FOUND ABANDONED ON A NAVY SHIP, KENSI AND DEEKS SEARCH FOR THE MOTHER ON BOARD BEFORE SHE DIES OF COMPLICATIONS, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, MARCH 13
Peter Cambor Returns as Operational Psychologist Nate Getz
“All the Little Things” – When a newborn child is found abandoned on a Navy ship, Kensi and Deeks search for the mother on board before she dies of complications. Also, Nate (Peter Cambor)
meets with Admiral Kilbride and learns about the CIA project from the ’70s and ’80s involving children, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, March 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara Promo
- CBS S.W.A.T. – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- SWAT TEAMS UP WITH HICKS’ LONGTIME RIVAL TO STOP A TERMINALLY ILL INMATE WHO’S INTENT ON SETTLING OLD SCORES, ON “S.W.A.T.,” SUNDAY, MARCH 13
“Short Fuse” – When a terminally ill inmate escapes from a hospital determined to settle old scores before he dies, SWAT must team up with a longtime rival of Hicks to protect the fugitive’s targets. Also, Nichelle faces a life-changing event that affects her relationship with Hondo, on the CBS Original series S.W.A.T., Sunday, March 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: Kent Rotherham
DIRECTED BY: Guy Ferland Promo
- CBS THE NEIGHBORHOOD – Monday, March 14 Show More
- CALVIN AND TINA REVEAL A MAJOR RENOVATION OF THE BUTLER HOME, ON “THE NEIGHBORHOOD,” MONDAY, MARCH 14
“Welcome to the Remodel” – After months of crashing with Malcolm and Marty, Calvin and Tina finally reveal the impressive results of their major home renovation. Also, Dave and Gemma decide it’s time to have “the talk” with Grover, on the CBS Original series THE NEIGHBORHOOD, Monday, March 14 (8:00-8:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: Chris Moore
DIRECTED BY: Victor Gonzalez Promo
- CBS BOB ♥ ABISHOLA – Monday, March 14 Show More
- BOB’S NOT SURE HIS FAMILY IS CUT OUT FOR THE SMALL SCREEN WHEN HE DECIDES TO SHOOT A TV COMMERCIAL FOR MAXDOT AND THE DIRECTOR WANTS THE AD TO FOCUS THE WHEELERS, WHEN “BOB ♥ ABISHOLA” CROSSES OVER WITH “THE NEIGHBORHOOD,” MONDAY, MARCH 14
Cedric the Entertainer and Tichina Arnold Make Cameo Appearances as Calvin and Tina Butler from “The Neighborhood”
Briga Heelan Guest Stars as the Commercial’s Director, Marion
“Compress to Impress” – Bob’s not sure his family is cut out for the small screen when he decides to shoot a TV commercial for MaxDot and the director, Marion (Briga Heelan), wants the ad to focus on the Wheelers, on the CBS Original series BOB ♥ ABISHOLA, Monday, March 14 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. Cedric the Entertainer and Tichina Arnold make cameo appearances as Calvin and Tina Butler from THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
STORY BY: Chuck Lorre, Al Higgins and Gina Yashere
TELEPLAY BY: Matt Ross, Gloria Bigelow and Dave Pilson
DIRECTED BY: Beth McCarthy-Miller Promo
- PARKER’S DELINQUENT PAST RESURFACES WHEN NCIS IS CALLED TO PHILADELPHIA TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A NAVY PETTY OFFICER, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, MARCH 14
“Thick As Thieves” – Parker’s delinquent past resurfaces when NCIS is called to Philadelphia to investigate the death of a Navy petty officer, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, March 14 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: Marco Schnabel
DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara Promo
- CBS NCIS: HAWAI`I – Monday, March 14 Show More
- KAI GOES UNDERCOVER AS A CHEF IN A LOCAL RESTAURANT TO GATHER INTEL ON A NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL KINGPIN WITH A CONNECTION TO THE EATERY, ON “NCIS: HAWAI`I,” MONDAY, MARCH 14
“Monster” – Kai goes undercover as a chef in a local restaurant to gather intel on a notorious criminal kingpin who has a connection to the eatery. Also, Jane discovers that a school on the mainland has recruited Alex on a baseball scholarship, which he’s kept secret from his family, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI`I, Monday, March 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
WRITTEN BY: Ron McGee
DIRECTED BY: Leslie Hope Promo
- CBS FBI – Tuesday, March 15 Show More
- AFTER HER TROUBLED SISTER RETURNS FROM REHAB, MAGGIE STRUGGLES TO FOCUS AS THE TEAM ATTEMPTS TO RESCUE A YOUNG GIRL KIDNAPPED FROM DAYCARE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “FBI,” TUESDAY, MARCH 15
“Gone Baby Gone” – After a young girl is kidnapped from her daycare, the team must help her parents navigate a debt owed to the deadly gang in their neighborhood. Also, Maggie struggles to focus on the case when her sister, Erin, returns from rehab, on the CBS Original series FBI, Tuesday, March 15 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+. (OAD 11/16/21)
WRITTEN BY: Zach Calig
DIRECTED BY: Eif Rivera Promo
- CBS FBI: INTERNATIONAL – Tuesday, March 15 Show More
- THE TEAM JETS TO BULGARIA AFTER TERRORISTS TAKE OVER A CONCERT HALL FILLED WITH MULTINATIONAL STUDENT PERFORMERS AND THEIR FAMILIES AND HOLD THEM HOSTAGE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “FBI: INTERNATIONAL,” TUESDAY, MARCH 15
“One Kind of Madman” – The team jets to Bulgaria when terrorists hold hostage for millions in cryptocurrency a concert hall filled with multinational student performers and their families. Also, Raines is intent on proving his field skills, and Forrester receives news of their dog, Tank, on the CBS Original series FBI: INTERNATIONAL, Tuesday, March 15 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. (OAD 1/4/22)
WRITTEN BY: Roxanne Paredes
DIRECTED BY: Michael Katleman Promo
- CBS FBI: MOST WANTED – Tuesday, March 15 Show More
- THE TEAM ATTEMPTS TO HUNT DOWN A FAMILY ANNIHILATOR BEFORE HE CONTINUES HIS MURDER SPREE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “FBI: MOST WANTED,” TUESDAY, MARCH 15
“Lovesick” – The team attempts to hunt down a family annihilator before he continues his murder spree. Also, Barnes’ intrusive mother puts pressure on her marriage, on the CBS Original series FBI: MOST WANTED, Tuesday, March 15 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+. (OAD 11/9/21)
WRITTEN BY: Ticona S. Joy
DIRECTED BY: Jean de Segonzac Promo
- Comedy Central South Park – Wednesday, March 16, 8:00PM Show More
- Episode 8 – AN ALL NEW EPISODE OF SOUTH PARK AIRS THIS WEDNESDAY, March 16th AT 8 pm ET/PT ON COMEDY CENTRAL WITH “CREDIGREE WEED ST. PATRICK’S DAY SPECIAL” Promo
“CREDIGREE WEED ST. PATRICK’S DAY SPECIAL”: Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don’t understand what St. Patrick’s Day is really about.
- Comedy Central Fairview – Wednesday, March 16, 8:30PM Show More
- Crypto
Fairview residents hand over their life savings to a magical Luck Dragon promising countless riches for those who invest in cryptocurrency and NFTs. Promo
- The CW All American – Monday, March 14 Show More
- “Liberation” – (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, DL) (HDTV)
HOPES AND DREAMS – After finally getting a handle on his football schedule, Spencer (Daniel Ezra) must figure out how to balance everything mentally before it costs him. Billy (Taye Diggs) is settling into his new role and finds inspiration from an unlikely source to fight for the job permanently. Olivia (Samantha Logan) and Jordan (Michael Evans Behling) go on a mission to find Olivia’s sponsor when she goes missing. JJ (Hunter Clowdus) introduces Asher (Cody Christian) to his coach with the hopes that he can get a student job with the team, but it turns out to be harder than expected. Meanwhile, Layla (Greta Onieogou) feels the pressure to step up her game in the music business. Avi Youabian directed the episode written by Adrian Dukes (#411). Original airdate 3/14/2022. Promo
- The CW All American: Homecoming – Monday, March 14 Show More
- “If Only You Knew” – (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, L) (HDTV)
MEMORIES – With Athletic Alumni weekend in full swing, Simone (Geffri Maya) must juggle playing doubles with Thea (Camille Hyde), and trying to spend time with an unexpected guest. Damon’s (Peyton Alex Smith) growing relationship with Simone hits a snag, so he focuses his efforts on the alumni game. Amara (Kelly Jenrette) and Coach Marcus’ (Cory Hardrict) past comes to the forefront when they run into an old classmate. Cam (Mitchell Edwards) confides in Keisha (Netta Walker) about his plans to get back on the field. Meanwhile, JR (Sylvester Powell) is excited to spend time with his parents but learns of some shocking family news instead. Oz Scott directed the episode written by Alison McKenzie (#104). Original airdate 3/14/2022. Every episode of ALL AMERICAN: HOMECOMING will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required. Promo
- The CW The Flash – Wednesday, March 16 Show More
- “Lockdown” – (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, V) (HDTV)
SIT TIGHT-When a criminal invades the CCPD, Barry (Grant Gustin) and Kramer (guest star Carmen Moore) must trust and rely on each other if they are going to make it out safely. Meanwhile, Caitlin (Danielle Panabaker) learns a valuable lesson while out with Snow and Mark (guest star Jon Cor). The series also stars Jesse L. Martin, Candice Patton, Danielle Nicolet, Kayla Compton and Brandon McKnight. Stefan Pleszczynski directed the episode written by Christina M. Walker (#807). Original airdate 3/16/2022. Every episode of THE FLASH will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required. Promo
- The CW Kung Fu – Wednesday, March 16 Show More
- “Year of the Tiger: Part 2” – (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, DLV) (HDTV)
TAKING DOWN RUSSELL TAN – In the midst of Lunar New Year festivities in Chinatown, Nicky (Olivia Liang) tries to help her newly-discovered cousin Mia (guest star Vanessa Yao) understand her new reality. Meanwhile, as Nicky and Evan (Gavin Stenhouse) follow a lead involving one of Russell Tan’s (guest star Kee Chan) mercenaries, Henry (Eddie Liu) keeps an eye on Mia at the community center. Elsewhere, Ryan (Jon Prasida) meets Sebastian (guest star JB Tadena), Harmony Dumpling’s newest line cook and Kerwin (guest star Ludi Lin) is paid a surprise visit by his sister Juliet (guest star Annie Q.) Finally, Zhilan is forced to confront her past. Tzi Ma, Kheng Hua Tan, Shannon Dang, Tony Chung and Vanessa Kai also star. Joe Menendez directed the episode written by Ryan Johnson & Peter Lalayanis (#202). Original airdate 3/16/2022. Every episode of KUNG FU will be available to stream on The CW App and CWTV.com the day after broadcast for free and without a subscription, log-in or authentication required. Promo
- “You Can’t Go Home Again” – (8:00-9:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, LV) (HDTV)
RESISTANCE IS FUTILE – As the new Charmed One (Lucy Barrett) comes to terms with her powers, she finds herself resistant to accepting her destiny. Mel (Melonie Diaz) becomes protective and insistent on everyone embracing the new Power of Three, while Maggie (Sarah Jeffery) is apathetic and aloof. But the girls must find a way to accept each other when a new threat starts tracking them. Also starring Rupert Evans and Jordan Donica. Liz Kruger directed and co-wrote the episode with Blake Taylor (#402). Original airdate 3/18/22. Promo
- The CW Dynasty – Friday, March 18 Show More
- “Go Catch Your Horse” – (9:00-10:00 p.m. ET) (TV-PG, D) (HDTV)
WHAT DREAMS MAY COME -Amanda (Eliza Bennett) and Alexis (Elaine Hendrix) don’t see eye-to-eye on Adam (Sam Underwood) and Amanda has reservations about Alexis’ latest adventure. Liam (Adam Huber) finds himself in sticky situation with Culhane (Robert C. Riley). Dominique (Michael Michele) presents Kirby (Maddison Brown) with an opportunity, but Kirby is fearful. Meanwhile, Fallon (Elizabeth Gillies) jumps head-first into a new project and needs Sam’s (Rafael de la Fuente) help. Rita (Daniela Alonso) needs to change course as her plan becomes thwarted by an unknowing Blake (Grant Show). Sam Adegoke also stars. The episode was written by Libby Wells and directed by Star Barry (#504). Original airdate 3/18/2022. Promo
- Disney Raven’s Home – Friday, March 18, 8:00PM Show More
- “The Big Sammich”(8:00-8:30 p.m. EDT)
Raven wants to help Victor maintain a healthy lifestyle and leads by example. Meanwhile, Booker finds a way to impress his Grandpa, but it may just undo all of Raven’s hard work. TV-G
- Epix FROM – Sunday, March 13, 9:00PM Show More
- Out Like a Lamb
Hope Valley elects a new mayor. Lucas and Elizabeth try to find the “little moments” in their relationship. Elizabeth offers to help Nathan with his horse after the hit-and-run, but it’s newcomer, Mei who connects with Newton.
- FOX THE SIMPSONS – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- “THE SIMPSONS” – (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
HOMER’S ACCIDENTAL INDISCRETION LEAVES HIM IN HOT WATER ON AN ALL-NEW “THE SIMPSONS” SUNDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX
Kumail Nanjiani (“Eternals”) Makes a Guest-Voice Appearance
When Homer is erroneously blamed for leaving Santa’s Little Helper locked in a hot car, footage of the incident goes viral, outraging all of Springfield and making Homer a pariah in the all-new “You Won’t Believe What This Episode is About -Act Three Will Shock You!” episode of THE SIMPSONS airing Sunday, March 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (SI-3307) (TV-PG L,V)
Guest Voice Cast: Kumail Nanjiani as Theo
- FOX THE GREAT NORTH – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- “THE GREAT NORTH” – (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
THE SCHOOL PUTS ON A MUSICAL ON AN ALL-NEW “THE GREAT NORTH” SUNDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX
The school is putting on a musical based on “The Perfect Storm,” and Judy desperately wants to be one of the leads. Meanwhile, Moon tries to convince his family he’s ready to stay home alone for the very first time in the all-new “Stools Rush in Adventure” episode of THE GREAT NORTH airing Sunday, March 13 (8:30-9:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (GRN-212) (TV-14 D)
Guest Cast: Tim Bagley as Principal Gibbons, Karen Chee, John Early as Henry, Ziwe Fumudoh as Amelia, John Gremberling as Russell, Patti Harrison as Debbie, David Herman as Gill Beavers and Santiago Carpaccio, Charlie Kelly as Drama John, Martha Kelly as Bethany, Missi Pyle, Julio Torres as Crispin Cienfuegos, Ariel Tweto as Kima Brewper, Reggie Watts as Quay, and Kelvin Yu as Steven Huang.
- FOX BOB’S BURGERS – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- “BOB’S BURGERS” – (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
GENE STARS IN A MUSIC VIDEO ON AN ALL-NEW “BOB’S BURGERS” SUNDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX
Gene begrudgingly agrees to participate in a music video for Courtney. Meanwhile, Teddy and Linda obsess over a mysterious customer at the restaurant in the all-new “Video Killed the Gene-io Star” episode of BOB’S BURGERS airing Sunday, March 13 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (BOB-1111) (TV-PG L)
Guest Voice Cast: Steve Agee as Billy Bandana; David Wain as Courtney; John Michael Higgins as Doug; Melissa Galsky as Julie; Kulap Vilaysack as Rupa
- FOX FAMILY GUY – Sunday, March 13 Show More
- “FAMILY GUY” – (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
PA: Viewer discretion is advised.
THE GRIFFINS TELL “FAMILY GUY” VERSIONS OF THREE HBO SHOWS ON AN ALL-NEW “FAMILY GUY” SUNDAY, MARCH 13, ON FOX
The Griffins tell “Family Guy” versions of three HBO shows: “Game of Thrones”, “Succession” and “Big Little Lies” in the all-new “HBO-No” episode of FAMILY GUY airing Sunday, March 13 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (FG-1911) (TV-14 D, L, S, V)
- FOX 9-1-1: LONE STAR – Monday, March 14 Show More
- “9-1-1: LONE STAR” – (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
PA: Viewer Discretion is advised.
THE 126 RACE TO RESCUE STAFF AT A MEDIEVAL-THEMED RESTURANT AS PAUL’S RECOVERY ISN’T GOING WELL AND MATEO IS OFFERED A NEW JOB ON AN ALL-NEW “9-1-1: LONE STAR” MONDAY, MARCH 14, ON FOX
Owen, Tommy & the 126 race to the rescue when a medieval-themed restaurant suffers a case of carbon monoxide poisoning. Meanwhile the crew is worried that Paul still has not mentally recovered from his surgery and his friendship with Marjan is over. Mateo is offered a promotion by his old fire captain, but quickly realizes he is not the man he once knew, in the all-new “Parental Guidance” episode of 9-1-1: LONE STAR airing Monday, March 14 (8:00-9:01 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (NLS-310) (TV-14 D, L, V)
- FOX THE CLEANING LADY – Monday, March 7 Show More
- **SEASON FINALE**–“THE CLEANING LADY” – (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
PA: Viewer Discretion is advised.
THONY TRIES TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THE FBI ON THE ALL-NEW SEASON FINALE OF “THE CLEANING LADY” MONDAY, MARCH 14, ON FOX
Needing a way out, Thony tries to make a deal with Garrett to save herself and help Arman, but Arman doesn’t trust any promises made by the FBI. A sting operation is hatched, but Arman’s distrust leads it off course. Loyalties are put to the test as families both unite and fall apart in the all-new “The Crown” season finale episode of THE CLEANING LADY airing Monday, March 14 (9:01-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (CLD-110) (TV-14 L, V)
Guest Cast: Eric Ladin as Noah McPherson, Liza Weil as ASAC Katherine Russo, Ivan Shaw as Marco, Eva De Dominici as Nadia, Navid Negahban as Hayak Barsamian, Shiva Negar as Isabel Barsamian, Esodie Geiger as Renee Lawson, Lily Lei as Techie, Vincent McDaniel as Prison Guard, Clint Obenchain as Vinny, Brad Thornton as Travis, Amber Lynn Ashley as Hostess, Gabriela C. Ortega as Roxy, Janelle Baptiste as Samentha
- FOX CALL ME KAT – Thursday, March 17 Show More
- “CALL ME KAT” – (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
KAT HAS A NEW NEIGHBOR ON AN ALL-NEW “CALL ME KAT” THURSDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
Kat tries to welcome a new business to the neighborhood, but the owner thinks he can get away with whatever he wants. Meanwhile, Randi tries to figure out a great gift for Carter in the all-new “Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese” episode of CALL ME KAT airing Thursday, March 17 (9:00-9:30 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (KAT-213) (TV-14 D, L)
Guest Cast: Andy Favreau as Nick; Tim Bagley as Wyatt
- FOX WELCOME TO FLATCH – Thursday, March 17 Show More
- **SERIES PREMIERE**–“WELCOME TO FLATCH” – (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) CC-AD-HDTV 720p-Dolby Digital 5.1 Video Clips
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MEET THE FOLKS FROM FLATCH IN THE ALL-NEW SERIES PREMIERE OF “WELCOME TO FLATCH” THURSDAY, MARCH 17, ON FOX
When a documentary crew sets out to explore the lives of residents in a small American town – their dreams, their concerns – they stumble upon the midwestern town of Flatch, which is made up of many eccentric personalities. It’s a place you want to visit and maybe even stay. If there was a decent motel. Which there is not. The whole town attends the annual Scarecrow Festival, where cousins and best friends Kelly (Holmes) and Shrub (Sam Straley) compete in the festival events in the all-new “Pilot” series premiere episode of WELCOME TO FLATCH airing Thursday, March 17 (9:30-10:00 PM ET/PT) on FOX. (WFL-101) (TV-14 D, L)
Cast: Holmes as Kelly, Sam Straley as Shrub, Seann William Scott as Father Joe, Aya Cash as Cheryl, Taylor Ortega as Nadine, Krystal Smith as Mandy, and Justin Linville as Mickey.
- Freeform Good Trouble – Wednesday, March 16, 9:59PM Show More
- “Kiss Me and Smile for Me”
Callie and Mariana’s moms and brother Jude pay the girls a surprise visit. Davia deals with personal and professional pressures. Joaquin tries to dig into the Coterie’s past. Promo
- Freeform Grown-ish – Thursday, March 17, 10:00PM Show More
- “Laugh Now Cry Later”
Zoey and Aaron’s relationship is put to the test when she has to decide between a new job opportunity or following Aaron on his new career adventure. Ana is unsure about what to do before starting law school and leans on an old love for advice. Doug’s feelings for Jazz grow. Promo
- Freeform Single Drunk Female – Thursday, March 17, 10:30PM Show More
- “A Wedding” – SEASON FINALE
On her wedding day, Brit’s jitters lead her to make an unexpected decision. Carol and Bob take their relationship to a new level. Sam learns the truth about James and is shaken to the core about what her future might hold. Promo
- FX Better Things – Monday, March 14, 10:00PM Show More
- Ephemera
Sam learns about pronouns and finance. Written by Pamela Adlon and Joe Hortua; directed by Pamela Adlon. Promo
- FX Snowfall – Wednesday, March 16, 10:00PM Show More
- The Iliad: Part 1
A brutal attack leaves the Saint crew in chaos. Written by Sal Calleros and Davia Carter; directed by Kevin Rodney Sullivan. Promo
- FXX DICKTOWN – Thursday, March 17, 10:00PM Show More
- “The Mystery of the Marauding Mascot” and “The Mystery of Meg’s Extremely Violent and Inappropriate Musical”
Richardsville High School cancels its mascot and when the new one goes too far John and David must clear his name? John and David join the cast “I Sing On Your Grave” and must sing their way to a solution. Written by John Hodgman and David Rees.
- Hallmark When Calls The Heart – Sunday, March 13, 8:00PM Show More
- Out Like a Lamb
Hope Valley elects a new mayor. Lucas and Elizabeth try to find the “little moments” in their relationship. Elizabeth offers to help Nathan with his horse after the hit-and-run, but it’s newcomer, Mei who connects with Newton. Promo
- Hallmark Movie Channel THE PRESENCE OF LOVE – Sunday, March 13, 9:00PM Show More
- Adjunct professor Joss (Mumford) travels to England to visit the farm where her late mother grew up and bonds with single-father, Daniel (Morris), whose family now runs it. Promo
- HBO The Gilded Age – Monday, March 14, 9:00PM Show More
- Tucked Up in Newport
As Bertha is reminded of her place on her visit to Newport, George gets his day in court and Peggy reveals the truth about her past. Promo
- HBO My Brilliant Friend – Monday, March 14, 10:00PM Show More
- The Treatment
Lila’s health is getting worse; her job at the Soccavo plant is burning her out. Elena asks her in-laws to help out; they encourage her to write an exposé to the papers, which ends up stirring up tensions in the unions. Promo
- HBO WINNING TIME: THE RISE OF THE LAKERS DYNASTY – Sunday, March 13, 9:00PM Show More
- Is That All There Is? – After giving Coach West carte blanche with the Lakers roster, Buss attempts to charm Red Auerbach; Earvin’s efforts to impress the women in his life fall flat; Claire’s mandate to get creative brings conflict with Buss’ daughter, Jeanie. Promo
- HBO Max DMZ – Thursday, March 17 Show More
- DMZ leaps off the pages of the DC acclaimed graphic novel into the visual landscape of a dangerous and distorted Manhattan as one woman navigates a demilitarized zone in a harrowing quest to find her lost son. Promo
- HBO Max MINX – Thursday, March 17 Show More
- MINX is set in 1970s Los Angeles and centers around Joyce (Ophelia Lovibond), an earnest young feminist who joins forces with a low-rent publisher (Jake Johnson) to create the first erotic magazine for women. Promo
- HBO Max LIFE & BETH – Friday, March 18 Show More
- Beth’s life would look pretty great on paper. Impressive to everyone she grew up with. She makes a good living as a wine distributor. She’s in a long term relationship with a successful guy and lives in Manhattan. When a sudden incident forces Beth to engage with her past her life changes forever. Through flashbacks to her teen self, Beth starts to learn how she became who she is and who she wants to become. We’ll go on her journey towards building a bigger, bolder and more authentic life. Learning to express herself and living in an intentional way. A trip down memory lane is a strong source of trauma, comedy and moving forward. Promo
- HBO Max VLAD & NIKI – Friday, March 18 Show More
- Vlad & Niki is an imaginative, live-action preschool series, showcasing the everyday comedic antics of two young brothers, starring eight-old Vlad Vashketov and six-year-old Niki Vashketov, along with the help of their humorous mother Victoria Vashketova and toddler brother Christian. The series champions family fun, discovery play, home adventures, learning, singing and dancing.
- HBO Max LUST – Friday, March 18 Show More
- LUST held its world premiere at the prestigious Berlinale Series during the Berlin International Film Festival on February 14. The series will debut March 18 on HBO Max. Starring Sofia Helin, Anja Lundqvist, Julia Dufvenius and Elin Klinga, the comedy series Lust is an outrageous and painfully honest comedy about four middle(ish) aged women in Stockholm struggling to keep their libidos alive in a sexually frustrating world. When Anette (Sofia Helin), a public health researcher, conducts a study, “Sex is a Highway to Health”, she and her friends start to question their own sex lives. How has the decadent Swedish Sin been replaced by the mundane realities of Thursday sex, careers, kids, marriage, divorce and the never-ending struggle to stay young, fit and sexy? Promo
- Lifetime CHEATING FOR YOUR LIFE – Sunday, March 13, 8:00PM Show More
- When star student Kaley gets suspicious of a group of underachievers’ high SAT scores, she unwittingly uncovers a cheating ring…and puts her life in jeopardy. Stars Heather McComb, Francesca Xuereb (2022). Promo
- Lifetime SINS IN THE SUBURBS – Saturday, March 19, 8:00PM Show More
- Heather is a struggling artist living in a quiet suburban neighborhood. All seems well until one day the good-looking and single Tyler moves in next door. Heather is first intrigued by Tyler. He is charming, handsome, and seems quite successful. But as news of a local serial killer begins to spread and the number of victims rises, Heather begins to question if Tyler may not somehow be involved. Stars Monique Sypkens, Brandon Santana (2022).
- LMN A GIFT OF MURDER – Thursday, March 17, 8:00PM Show More
- When a high school junior is forced to transfer to a new school after her mom is admitted to rehab, she quickly rubs the reigning mean girl the wrong way. The teen’s aunt and uncle offer to throw a sweet sixteen party to help her adjust, but the jealous queen bee will stop at nothing to destroy her plans, including murder. The teen’s mom must redeem herself and help save the party, but more importantly her relationship with her daughter. Stars Bailey Bass, Heather McComb, Kate Orsini. Promo
- LMN DROWNING IN SECRETS – Friday, March 18, 8:00PM Show More
- What begins as a fun day out on the water takes an unsettling turn as a young woman goes missing under mysterious circumstances. Determined to find her, the woman’s sister returns home in a desperate search for clues that could lead to the truth of her sister’s disappearance. Stars Christina DeRosa, Alec Nevin, D.C. Douglas, Laura Poe, Chelsea Vale (2022). Promo
- NBC “TRANSPLANT””JASMINE” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/13/2022 (10:00PM – 11:00PM) (Sunday) : Bash’s reunion with Rania ignites difficult memories. Mags’ tendency to go the extra mile brings unwanted attention from the new boss, Novak. June vies for Chief Surgical Resident. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “THE ENDGAME””#1 WITH A BULLET” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/14/2022 (10:00PM – 11:00PM) (Monday) : Owen helps Val understand the truth about her first encounter with Elena. As Doak becomes a pawn in Elena’s game, Val discovers the link between Elena’s targets. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “YOUNG ROCK””UNPRECEDENTED FATHERHOOD” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/15/2022 (08:00PM – 08:30PM) (Tuesday) : As the 2032 election nears, Dwayne reflects on what it means to be a father. In 1984, little Dewey vies for his father’s attention after Rocky becomes the WWF tag team champ. In 1987, teenage Dwayne arrives in Nashville to unexpected circumstances. In 1996, adult Dwayne struggles in the Canadian Football League. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “MR. MAYOR””MOVE FAST AND BREAK THINGS” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/15/2022 (08:30PM – 09:00PM) (Tuesday) : Neil is excited to work with his new Innovation Team but gets sidetracked when he has to take Orly (and Arpi) to the DMV for her permit test. Tommy and Mikaela become increasingly concerned about the I-Team’s new presence and fight to keep Jayden off the chopping block. TV-PG
- NBC “THIS IS US””THE GUITAR MAN” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/15/2022 (09:00PM – 10:01PM) (Tuesday) : Kevin takes the twins to the cabin in hopes of proving himself as a father. TV-PG Promo
- NBC “THE THING ABOUT PAM””SHE’S A HELPER” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/15/2022 (10:01PM – 11:00PM) (Tuesday) : Pam becomes a source of support not just for Betsy’s family, but for law enforcement and District Attorney Leah Askey as they build their case. Russ hires Joel Schwartz, a top criminal defense attorney from St. Louis. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “CHICAGO MED””MAY YOUR CHOICES REFLECT HOPE, NOT FEAR” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/16/2022 (08:00PM – 09:00PM) (Wednesday) : Will helps a patient with long-haul Covid symptoms. Vanessa reflects on her dating life when she learns that a patient’s daughter is having an arranged marriage. A new family is born out of tragedy. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “CHICAGO FIRE””HOT AND FAST” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/16/2022 (09:00PM – 10:00PM) (Wednesday) : Cruz forms a bond with a young immigrant boy he meets while fighting an apartment fire. Squad makes plans to prank the newest member of their team. Hawkins and Violet struggle to keep their relationship a secret. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “CHICAGO PD””CLOSER” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/16/2022 (10:00PM – 11:00PM) (Wednesday) : When a young man is shot outside the Cárabo Bakery, the team works to connect the shooting to bakery owner Javier Escano, who has been under surveillance. Despite the increasing danger, Voight helps informant Anna Avalos get even closer to their target. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “LAW & ORDER“”FAULT LINES” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/17/2022 (08:00PM – 09:00PM) (Thursday) : After a family court judge is murdered, Bernard and Cosgrove dig into the many grievances against him. When the DA’s office is faced with unforeseen challenges, Maroun takes matters into her own hands to save the case. Promo
- NBC “LAW & ORDER: SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT“”SORRY IF IT GOT WEIRD FOR YOU” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/17/2022 (09:00PM – 10:00PM) (Thursday) : The creator of a dating app is accused of using it to rape women. Velasco’s experience as an SVU detective is put on trial. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “LAW & ORDER: ORGANIZED CRIME“”GUNS & ROSES” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/17/2022 (10:00PM – 11:00PM) (Thursday) : The task force investigates a connection between the Marcy Organization and the murder of a lawyer and her client. Stabler settles into a new assignment. Bell reminds Nova who she really works for. TV-14 Promo
- NBC “THE BLACKLIST””THE CHAIRMAN” ORIGINAL Show More
- 03/18/2022 (08:00PM – 09:00PM) (Friday) : The Task Force pursues their latest target, the Chairman, who operates a dark web stock market trading shares of criminal organizations. Red takes extreme measures to locate a tracking device, which sends Ressler into a spiral. Cooper makes contact with his blackmailer. TV-14 Promo
- Netflix BAD VEGAN: FAME. FRAUD. FUGITIVES. – Wednesday, March 16 Show More
- After marrying a mysterious man who claimed he could make her dog immortal, a celebrated vegan restaurateur finds her life veering off the rails. Promo
- Netflix PEDAL TO METAL – Wednesday, March 16 Show More
- After a race they drive in ends fatally, friends Kike and Noche flee to Mexico City to hide, rebuild their lives and escape danger … or at least try.
- Netflix HUMAN RESOURCES – Friday, March 18 Show More
- This “Big Mouth” spin-off pulls back the curtain on the creatures — Hormone Monsters, Shame Wizards and more — that help humans journey through life. Promo
- Netflix CRACOW MONSTERS – Friday, March 18 Show More
- A young woman haunted by her past joins a mysterious professor and his group of gifted students who investigate paranormal activity — and fight demons. Promo
- Netflix ETERNALLY CONFUSED AND EAGER FOR LOVE – Friday, March 18 Show More
- Often (mis)guided by a cheeky imaginary wizard, an awkward and lonely 20-something struggles to get out of his own way in his quest for a girlfriend. Promo
- Roku THE NEWSREADER – Friday, March 18 Show More
- The Newsreader, will debut in the United States exclusively as a Roku Original on The Roku Channel. The series will premiere on March 18. Set in the 1986 and centered around the frantic world of broadcast news, The Newsreader follows the unconventional relationship between an ambitious young TV reporter and the difficult star female news anchor as they cover extraordinary current events of the time. Featured fourth in Variety’s Top 13 list of The Best International TV Shows of 2021, The Newsreader is a six-part series with one-hour episodes. The Roku Channel acquired The Newsreader from Entertainment One (eOne), the series’ international distributor. In the maelstrom of a commercial television newsroom in 1986, Dale Jennings (Sam Reid) is a diligent young reporter, desperate to become a newsreader. Helen Norville (Anna Torv) is a notoriously ‘difficult’ star newsreader determined to build credibility. Paired together over three months, Dale and Helen will cover an extraordinary chain of news events – from the shock of the Challenger explosion, to the hype of Halley’s Comet, to the complexities of the AIDS crisis. From messy beginnings, a deep bond is formed that will upend their lives and transform the very fabric of the nightly news bulletin. The Newsreader is the story of a grand, unconventional relationship in a world on the cusp of change. Promo
- Showtime BILLIONS – Sunday, March 13, 9:00 PM Show More
- The Big Ugly
In the aftermath of the Commission’s decision, Prince encourages his team to find new investments, and Wendy prepares for the future. Feeling pressure from Philip, Taylor goes all-in on a questionable play. Rian, eager to escape work stress, comes to an unlikely arrangement with Wags. Meanwhile, Chuck uses New York politics to his advantage. Promo
- Showtime SUPER PUMPED – Sunday, March 13, 9:00 PM Show More
- War
Gurley sends a reluctant Travis and Emil on a roadshow to raise money, but Travis has other ideas for this raise round. With Lyft gaining momentum in the ride-sharing space, Travis wages war and won’t back down. Gurley gives an enlightening interview. Promo
- Showtime DESUS AND MERO – Thursday, March 17, 11:00PM Show More
- The show was postponed this week due to Desus getting COVID. He posted this on Twitter:
ayyyy ya boy caught that COVID. I’ve been isolating, so there won’t be a new episode of #DESUSandMERO tomorrow. I’m vaxxed up and boosted and right now my only symptom is boredom. stay safe and be careful out there beloved