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Comedy Central South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert Saturday, August 13 Promo
South Park fans not lucky enough to snag a ticket for the series’ 25th anniversary concert at Red Rocks next month won’t miss out on the party after all.
The two-night event on Aug. 9-10 at the historical outdoor Colorado amphitheater — featuring show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, along with performances from Primus and Ween — will be taped and aired on Comedy Central and Paramount+.
The concert, celebrating the 25th anniversary of the cartoon sitcom, will feature performances of classic songs from the show, including the theme song by Primus, premieres Aug. 13 on Comedy Central and will be available to stream the following day on Paramount+. It is unclear if the concert will have any surprise guests drop by, but as South Park fans know with Parker and Stone, always expect the unexpected.
Red Rocks is special to the duo for a number of reasons. They first met at the University of Colorado Boulder, where they created the show via a short, crude and hilarious VHS Christmas card. Not only is Red Rocks a world-renowned concert venue, but is also the same location where a friend of the duo’s, using a handheld tape recorder, got Primus’ Les Claypool to re-record the theme song lyrics after Comedy Central decided the initial version was too slow.
The concert occurs on the heels of the fourth made-for-TV South Park film dropping this month. Also huge news for the cartoon sitcom in 2022, the series returned to weekly episodes after being off the air in that format since 2019 due to the pandemic. It is unclear when the next season will arrive.
Paramount+ South Park – Wednesday, July 13 “SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS PART 2” IS COMING EXCLUSIVELY TO PARAMOUNT+, WEDNESDAY, JULY 13
“South Park” made-for-streaming movie, SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS PART 2, will premiere Wednesday, July 13 in the U.S. and roll out internationally in all markets where the service is available. The first three “South Park” events – SOUTH PARK: POST COVID, SOUTH PARK: POST COVID: THE RETURN OF COVID and SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS – are available to stream exclusively on Paramount+.
In SOUTH PARK THE STREAMING WARS PART 2, a drought has brought the town of South Park to the brink of disaster. Promo
South Park special and return June 1 on Paramount+
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Dustin M.
Dustin M. was born and raised in Alabama. He has been a loyal fan and viewer of General Hospital for 37 years. His favorite storyline from the archives would be “anything to do with Anna Devane and Duke Lavery.” He feels that Anna and Duke captured the essence of the super couple in a way that hasn’t been seen since Luke and Laura. Shane’s favorite character is Carly Corinthos – he loves her devotion to family and how she will go to any lengths to protect what is hers.
Shane counts his most positive traits as being kind, generous and a fiercely-loyal friend; however, he is the first to admit that he is impatient and is very put-off by ignorant people.
Shane is a world traveler and lists Paris, Tokyo and Charleston as three of his all-time favorite destinations. He loves music, sings and plays five instruments.
His hobbies include attending concerts, travel, reading, writing, playing the piano and collecting vinyl albums and celebrity autographs. His favorite TV shows include Seal Team, Chicago P.D., Walker, Anne Rice’s Interview With The Vampire and General Hospital.
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Mr. Hankey’s favorite episodes…
SEASON ONE
| 1 | 1-01 | August 13, 1997 | “Cartman Gets an Anal Probe” |
Cartman is visited repeatedly by aliens, who also take Ike. |
| 2 | 1-02 | August 20, 1997 | “Weight Gain 4000” |
Kathie Lee visits to give Cartman an award, so he beefs up for TV. |
| 3 | 1-03 | August 27, 1997 | “Volcano” | While the gang are out hunting with Ned and Jimbo, avolcano starts to erupt. |
| 4 | 1-04 | September 3, 1997 | “Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride” |
When Stan finds out his dog is gay, he tries to change him; meanwhile, Chef wants Stan’s attention focused on the big football game. |
| 5 | 1-05 | September 10, 1997 | “An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig” | For a school project, the boys try to make a pig and an elephant mate; meanwhile, a giant clone of Stan wrecks the town. 106 Death Stan;s grandfather begs him to kill him, so Death visits; meanwhile, the town’s parents visit Washington DC to protest Terrence and Philip. |
| 6 | 1-06 | September 17, 1997 | “Death” | |
| 7 | 1-07 | October 29, 1997 | “Pinkeye” |
(Halloween Special) The townspeople turn into zombies while the boys try to have fun trick-or-treating. |
| 8 | 1-08 | November 19, 1997 | “Starvin’ Marvin” |
(Thanksgiving Special) The boys order a watch but instead get an Ethiopian boy; meanwhile, raging turkeys terrorize the town. |
| 9 | 1-09 | December 17, 1997 | “Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo” |
(Christmas Special) Kyle, a Jew, feels left out at Christmas. |
| 10 | 1-10 | February 4, 1998 | “Damien” | (Cartman’s Birthday) The new boy in school tries to fit in while his father the devil gets ready to fight Jesus in the ring. |
| 11 | 1-11 | February 11, 1998 | “Tom’s Rhinoplasty” | (Valentine’s Day) Wendy is upset when Mr. Garrison leaves his job after getting plastic surgery and is replaced by an attractive substitute teacher. |
| 12 | 1-12 | February 18, 1998 | “Mecha-Streisand” | When the boys find a special triangle, Barbra Streisand schemes to get her hands on it so she can be the most powerful creature in the world. |
| 13 | 1-13 | February 25, 1998 | “Cartman’s Mom is a Dirty Slut” |
Part 1, Cartman tries to find out who his real father is. |
SEASON TWO
| 14 | 2-01 | April 1, 1998 | “Terrence and Phillip in Not Without My Anus” | (Comedy Central’s April Fools Joke) Terrence and Philip try to save Celine Dion’s child from Saddam Hussein, who tries to take over Canada. |
| 15 | 2-02 | April 22, 1998 | “Cartman’s Mom is Still a Dirty Slut” | Part 2, Mr. Mackey is fired for losing drugs at school, so he really gets into drugs; meanwhile, Cartman finds out more about his mom than he wanted to. |
| 16 | 2-03 | May 20, 1998 | “Chickenlover” | Officer Barbrady has to admit he can’t read while someone goes around town screwing chickens. |
| 17 | 2-04 | May 27, 1998 | “Ike’s Wee Wee” | The boys freak when they find out that Kyle’s family is going to circumcise Ike, and Kyle is annoyed when he finds out that Ike is adopted. |
| 18 | 2-05 | June 3, 1998 | “Conjoined Fetus Lady” | The boys play dodge ball and go to the championships with Chef, while the townspeople try to make the school nurse feel better about her deformity. |
| 19 | 2-06 | June 10, 1998 | “The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka” |
The boys help Ned and Jimbo with their TV show, causing Jesus to be more competitive. |
| 20 | 2-07 | November 25, 2001 | “City on the Edge of Forever (aka Flashbacks)” | The school bus crashes. |
| 21 | 2-08 | June 24, 1998 | “Summer Sucks” | The townspeople search for ways to make this year’s 4th of July celebration exciting, since fireworks have been outlawed. Meanwhile, Mr. Hand is stolen and Cartman takes swimming lessons. |
| 22 | 2-09 | August 19, 1998 | “Chef’s Chocolate Salty Balls” | A film festival threatens Mr. Hankey. |
| 23 | 2-10 | August 26, 1998 | “Chickenpox” |
When Kenny gets chickenpox, the parents of the other kids send Stan, Kyle, and Eric over to his house so they can get it “while they’re young”. |
| 24 | 2-11 | September 2, 1998 | “Roger Ebert Should Lay Off The Fatty Foods” |
The children are brainwashed when they take a field trip to the local planetarium; meanwhile, Cartman tries out for a Cheesy Poofs commercial. |
| 25 | 2-12 | September 23, 1998 | “Clubhouses” | The boys compete to build clubhouses so they can play truth or dare with the girls. |
| 26 | 2-13 | September 30, 1998 | “Cow Days” | The town celebrates their annual cowdays, but they don’t anticipate that the giant wooden cow is going to affect the local cows in a strange way. |
| 27 | 2-14 | October 7, 1998 | “Chef Aid” | Chef is sued when he protests that Alanis Morrisette stole his song, so the boys go to celebrities that Chef knew to raise money for his legal fees. |
| 28 | 2-15 | October 28, 1998 | “Spooky Fish” |
Stan’s Aunt Flo brings him a pet fish that kills people; when the kids investigate, they find a doorway to a parallel universe. |
| 29 | 2-16 | December 9, 1998 | “Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!” |
Cartman’s friends join him in Nebraska for his family holiday. Stan goes without permission and Cartman’s uncle busts out of jail with Charles Manson. |
| 30 | 2-17 | December 16, 1998 | “Gnomes (aka Underpants Gnomes)” | The gang has to work with a jittery Tweek to write a paper for school and end up getting caught in the middle of a town fight against big corporations. All Tweek cares about is the Underpants Gnomes that keep stealing his underpants./td> |
| 31 | 2-18 | January 20, 1999 | “Prehistoric Ice Man” | Stan and the gang accidentally discover a man frozen from 1996. Mephisto wants to dissect him. Cartman just wants to be like his Australian hero. |
SEASON THREE
| 32 | 3-01 | April 7, 1999 | “Rainforest Schmainforest” | The boys are forced to take a trip to the rainforest with a dorky children’s choir, but they get lost. Kenny finds love with a girl from the group. |
| 33 | 3-02 | April 14, 1999 | “Spontaneous Combustion” |
Stan’s father is asked by the mayor to find out why South Park residents are suddenly bursting into flames; meanwhile, the boys mix up “erection” with “resurrection” and think they have to crucify Cartman in order to save Kyle’s parents’ marriage. |
| 34 | 3-03 | April 21, 1999 | “The Succubus (aka Chef’s Mama)” | The Succubus Chef gets engaged to a woman that completely changes him, making the boys think that she might be evil. |
| 35 | 3-04 | June 16, 1999 | “Jakovasaurs” | The boys go camping and discover a strange species (that sounds and acts like Jar Jar Binks in “Phantom Menace”); the town helps to save the almost-extinct species but then wants to get rid of them because they’re so annoying–all except Cartman. |
| 36 | 3-05 | June 23, 1999 | “Tweek vs. Craig” | In shop class, the boys try to convince Tweek and Craig to fight each other; meanwhile, their new shop teacher can’t forget his dead fiancé. |
| July 1, 1999 | The South Park Movie: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut |
The gang goes to the Terrence and Philip movie, “Asses of Fire”, which is full of profanity. The parents and other adults gang together to protest, which results in a World War against Canada, the possible execution of Terrence and Philip, and the coming to earth of gay lovers Satan and Saddam Hussein. | ||
| 37 | 3-06 | July 7, 1999 | “Sexual Harrasment Panda” | The school brings in a sexual harrassment panda to teach the children about the subject, but it results in everyone suing each other. |
| 38 | 3-07 | July 14, 1999 | “Cat Orgy” | Cartman fights Stan’s sister. |
| 39 | 3-08 | July 21, 1999 | “Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub” |
The adults have a millenium party but Stan is stuck with the geeky kids; meanwhile, the ATF thinks the party is a bunch of cultists about to commit suicide. |
| 40 | 3-09 | July 28, 1999 | “Jewbilee” | Kyle takes Kenny with him and Ike to Jew Scouts camp, where they meet Moses and a bear. |
| 41 | 3-10 | October 27, 1999 | “Korn’s Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery” | While the gang try to figure out how to scare the 5th graders, the group Korn visits for a Halloween concert. |
| 42 | 3-11 | November 3, 1999 | “Chinpokomon” |
The gang get brainwashed by Japanese toy manufacturers who want to use their toys to take over the US. |
| 43 | 3-12 | November 10, 1999 | “Hooked on Monkey Phonics” | Two home school kids start to interact with the local kids and learn South Park social skills. Cartman decides he wants to be home-schooled, too. |
| 44 | 3-13 | November 17, 1999 | “Starvin’ Marvin in Space!” |
Starvin’ Marvin rescues his people with the aid of aliens from another galaxy. |
| 45 | 3-14 | November 24, 1999 | “The Red Badge of Gayness (aka War)” |
Cartman the drunken townspeople to take their civil war re-enactment out to the real battlefields so the south can win–and he can make Stan and Kyle his slaves. |
| 46 | 3-15 | December 1, 1999 | “Mr. Hankey’s Christmas Classics” |
Mr. Hankey hosts a musical Christmas special that spoofs many classic Xmas shows, including Frosty the Snowman, Perry Como specials and the 1978 Star Wars Christmas Special. “Christmas in Hell” may be my favorite! |
| 47 | 3-16 | December 29, 1999 | “Are You There, God? It’s Me, Jesus” | Cartman and the gang think they got their period. Jesus tries to get his father to make a big new year’s appearance. |
| 48 | 3-17 | January 12, 2000 | “Worldwide Recorder Concert (aka The Brown Noise)” | Mr. Garrison visits his family when the class takes a field trip to Arkansas. |
SEASON FOUR
| 49 | 4-01 | April 5, 2000 | “The Tooth Fairy’s Tats 2000” | The gang learn that there’s no tooth fairy but get the idea to steal other kid’s tooth fairy money. |
| 50 | 4-02 | April 12, 2000 | “Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000” | Cartman goes to jail for throwing a rock at Token; will the gang be able to win the big sledding contest against the girls without him? |
| 51 | 4-03 | April 19, 2000 | “Timmy! 2000” |
The new retarded boy, Timmy, is diagnosed with ADD; soon the rest of the boys are, too. Timmy joins a band that pisses off Phil Collins. |
| 52 | 4-04 | April 26, 2000 | “Quintuplets 2000” | |
| 53 | 4-05 | June 21, 2000 | “Cartman Joins NAMBLA” |
Cartman thinks he’s too mature for his friends so he goes online to find new ones. Kenny tries to stop his parents from having another child. |
| 54 | 4-06 | June 28, 2000 | “Cherokee Hair Tampons” | Kyle gets a fatal kidney disease so Stan tries to save him. The parents fall for a fake holistic peddler. |
| 55 | 4-07 | July 5, 2000 | “Chef Goes Nanners” |
Chef declares the town’s flag racist. The schoolchildren must decide whether it is or not. Cartman and Wendy share an unexpected attraction. |
| 56 | 4-08 | July 12, 2000 | “Something You Can Do With Your Finger (aka Fingerbang)” | Cartman decides to start a boy band. |
| 57 | 4-09 | July 19, 2000 | “Do The Handicapped Go To Hell?” | Satan is dismayed to find that Saddam is back and trying to get back into his life. The boys worry that they will go to Hell. |
| 58 | 4-10 | July 26, 2000 | “Probably” | Cartman becomes a preacher to the South Park children while Satan tries to decide between his new lover and Saddam. |
| 59 | 4-11 | November 8, 2000 | “Fourth Grade” | The gang go to the next grade, which they don’t like. Meanwhile, their new teacher tries to track down Mr. Garrison. |
| 60 | 4-12 | November 15, 2000 | “Trapper Keepers” | A robot from the future wants Cartman’s new trapper keeper. |
| 61 | 4-13 | November 22, 2000 | “Helen Keller! The Musical” | The kids have to put on a show and want it to be spectacular. Timmy befriends a scrawny turkey. |
| 62 | 4-14 | November 29, 2000 | “Pip (aka Great Expectations)” | |
| 63 | 4-15 | December 6, 2000 | “Fat Camp” | Cartman is sent to a fat camp while the other boys get Kenny to eat disgusting things for big money. |
| 64 | 4-16 | December 13, 2000 | “The Wacky Molestation Adventure” | The kids get their parents sent to jail and take over the town. |
| 65 | 4-17 | December 20, 2000 | “A Very Crappy Christmas” | The kids try to cheer up Mr. Hankey and then have their own animated special. |
SEASON FIVE
| 66 | 5-01 | June 20, 2001 | “It Hits the Fan” |
A mysterious plague comes to the earth because of the word shit being used too much on television. |
| 67 | 5-02 | June 27, 2001 | “Cripple Fight” |
Big Gay Al gets thrown out of scouts and Timmy fights with another crippled kid that everyone seems to like better. |
| 68 | 5-03 | July 4, 2001 | “Super Best Friends” | The boys get into a cult run by magician David Blaine. The only ones to stop them from the mass suicide are Super Best Friends: Jesus, Buddha, Moses, et al. |
| 69 | 5-04 | July 11, 2001 | “Scott Tenorman Must Die” | Cartman has a rivalry with another kid. |
| 70 | 5-05 | July 18, 2001 | “Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow” | The boys promise to get Terrance and Phillip to appear at Earth Day festivities, but the duo have broken up. |
| 71 | 5-06 | July 25, 2001 | “Cartmanland” | Cartman inherits one million dollars, and Kyle starts to question whether he should go on living in a world where Cartman is happy. |
| 72 | 5-07 | August 1, 2001 | “Proper Condom Use” |
The adults decide that the 4th graders should learn sex education because they are masturbating dogs for fun, but Mr. Mackey and Ms. Chokesondick are not experienced enough to teach them about it. |
| 73 | 5-08 | August 8, 2001 | “Towelie” | The boys get a new video game system and get hooked. They meet Towelie, a mascot, and get caught up in a power struggle with secret government agencies. |
| 74 | 5-09 | November 7, 2001 | “Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants” |
The boys send money to Afghanistan and get a box in return, leading the government to investigate. The boys stowaway on a government plane to return the goat and end up fighting with Osama. |
| 75 | 5-10 | November 14, 2001 | “How To Eat With Your Butt” | Cartman puts Kenny’s face on a milk carton with his own butt as Kenny’s face, but then some butt-faced people appear in town to see if Kenny is their long-lost child, so Cartman laughs so hard that he loses his ability to laugh. Butters keeps getting in trouble for making faces. |
| 76 | 5-11 | November 21, 2001 | “The Entity (aka The Ginger Device)” |
Mr. Garrison decides to build his own transportation device because of horrible airline service and inconvenience. It works great, even if it does require homosexual-like sexual behavior to run it, and it makes him very successful. Kyle’s annoying nerdy cousin comes to visit and drives Kyle crazy, so Kyle tries to get rid of him. |
| 77 | 5-12 | November 28, 2001 | “Here Comes The Neighborhood” |
Token, the rich (black) kid in town, is not happy with being different from the other kids, so he invites other rich people to move there and it becomes like the next Aspen (all of the rich people are black celebrities). The townspeople go up in arms to stop their town from changing and being taken over by the “richers”. |
| 78 | 5-13 | December 5, 2001 | “Kenny Dies” | Cartman finds a crashed truck with aborted fetuses and figures out a way to sell stem cells to get rich. Stan and Kyle have to deal with the fact that Kenny is going to die from a terminal disease. |
| 79 | 5-14 | December 12, 2001 | “Butters’ Very Own Episode” |
Butters looks forward to his annual anniversary dinner with his parents but ends up accidentally outing his father. He gets lost when his mother tries to drown him in a fit of depression, and he has to find his way back home through some horrible places in the city. Meanwhile, his parents become local celebrities like the Ramseys as people think Butters is just missing and his mother tries to hide what happened by blaming it on “Some Puerto Rican guy”. |
SEASON SIX
| 80 | 6-01 | March 6, 2002 | “Jared has Aides” |
Because of seeing Jared in Subway ads, the boys decide to have Butters lose weight so they can be rich and famous like Jared, so they get sponsored by the local Chinese restaurant. Butters gains weight instead, so his parents ground him. Jared comes to town and shareshis weight loss secret that he has “aides” (meaning personal trainers), shocking everyone who thinks he has AIDS and is advocating it to all. |
| 81 | 6-02 | March 13, 2002 | “Asspen” | The boys’ parents go on a trip to Aspen where they have to listen to a timeshare sales pitch which ends up taking over their whole vacation. The boys learn to ski and are surrounded by teens from a bad 80’s-style movie where Stan is forced to race against the local tough guy. |
| 82 | 6-03 | March 20, 2002 | “Freak Strike” | The kids figure out that talk shows like to have people with deformities as guests, so they make Butters look like he’s got testicles on his chin in order to win prize money from the shows. They find there’s a whole group of freaks that make the talk show circuit, and they take Butters in as one of their own and decide to go on strike. When Butters wins the prize, a trip to a Putt-Putt golf course that the other boys can’t benefit from, Cartman goes on a talk show with his mother as an “out of control” child so that he can win, too. |
| 83 | 6-04 | March 27, 2002 | “Fun With Veal” | The boys visit a ranch and learn that cute baby cows are going to be slaughtered, so they abduct them and hide them in Stan’s room, which results in a hostage situation. |
| 84 | 6-05 | April 3, 2002 | “The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer” | The kids force themselves to watch a bad kids’ show (where Russell Crowe travels around the world beating people up) in order to see the new trailer for Terrance and Phillip’s movie, but they keep getting interrupted and having to move around town to different TV’s. Chef can’t figure out how to use his new TV and it ends up turning into a robot and walking around town smashing things. |
| 85 | 6-06 | April 10, 2002 | “Professor Chaos” | The boys decide to fire Butters as their new best friend and hold auditions for another one. Butters decides to become an evil super-villain named Professor Chaos and destroy the world. |
| 86 | 6-07 | June 26, 2002 | “The Simpsons Already Did It” |
Cartman buys sea-men (like sea-monkeys), thinking they will be something cool, and is disappointed in what he gets, so the kids pour them into the teacher’s coffee. She dies, and the news says that semen was found in her stomach, so they think they will be held responsible. They go to the lab where she is being autopsied and steal the semen, then hide it back in Cartman’s fish tank, where it grows into a real civilization. Meanwhile, Professor Chaos still tries to destroy the world but finds that all of his ideas have already been done by The Simpsons. |
| 87 | 6-08 | July 3, 2002 | “Red Hot Catholic Love Church” |
Attendance is down because of the Catholic priest scandals, so Priest Maxi travels to the Vatican for guidance. He finds that all of the priests are pedophiles and ruled by a giant spider. The children are interviewed by counselors to find out if they have been molested, but instead they wonder why someone may want to stick something up their butt. Cartman thinks that maybe people can shove food in their butts and crap out their mouths, so he tries it. Meanwhile, all of the townspeople become atheists and soon they are also following Cartman’s example. |
| 88 | 6-09 | July 10, 2002 | “Free Hat” | The boys get upset to find out that their favorite movies are being re-released with changes in them, so they try to get a movement going, where they give out free hats to get people to join, but people are more interested in freeing a serial baby-killer named Hat. The boys end up facing the Wrath of Lucas and Spielberg as they try to steal the only original copy of “Raiders of the Lost Ark”. |
| 89 | 6-10 | July 17, 2002 | “Bebe’s Boobs Destroy Society” | BeBe wants plastic surgery to get her breasts reduced because the boys revert to cavemen whenever Bebe is around and fight, and the girls suddenly have turned on her. The boys almost destroy the town and themselves. |
| 90 | 6-11 | July 24, 2002 | “Child Abduction Is Not Funny” | News reports scare the parents of the town that their children are not safe from abductors, so they hire the guy who runs City Wok to build a big wall like the one China has. He tries but has to constantly fend off Mongol hordes. The parents send their children away to protect them from each other, so the children are adopted by the Mongolians. |
| 91 | 6-12 | November 6, 2002 | “A Ladder to Heaven” |
The boys try to return a winning ticket to get tons of candy, only to find that Kenny was the one holding the ticket. They break into his house to find it. Cartman makes cocoa from some powder (Kenny’s ashes) and ends up being possessed by the spirit of Kenny. The boys try to build a ladder to heaven so they can ask Kenny where the ticket is. The adults find out about the ladder, it becomes a national focal point for sympathy, and the government uses it as an excuse to start a war with Saddam. |
| 92 | 6-13 | November 13, 2002 | “The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers” |
Stan’s parents realize they accidentally put a raunchy porn video into the Lord of the Rings box, which they lent to Butters’ parents. Butters sees some of the video and acts strangely. The other boys get the video and try to take it back to the store before the older kids can get it, playing like they are on a Lord of the Rings-like quest. A very funny takeoff on Lord of the Rings and funny even to those who haven’t seen it! |
| 93 | 6-14 | November 20, 2002 | “The Death Camp of Tolerance” |
Mr. Garrison is sent back to the 4th grade and learns that if he gets fired for being gay, he can sue for a lot of money. So he tries everything he can think of to get in trouble, including inviting “Mr. Slave” to class and inserting a gerbil up his butt. When the children try to complain to the parents, they are sent to a tolerance camp that’s run like a Nazi concentration camp. Meanwhile, the gerbil tries to get out of Mr. Slave and his is a strange subplot. |
| 94 | 6-15 | November 27, 2002 | “The Biggest Douche in the Universe” | Cartman is dying because of Kenny’s soul, so Chef and the boys take him to see John Edwards. They are disappointed in him except for Kyle, who freaks out at the idea that his grandma is watching him, so he runs off to join Jewleeard. Chef and Mrs. Cartman take Cartman to Scotland so Chef’s folks can use voodoo to get Kenny out, while Stan tries to convince Kyle and other people that Edwards is a fake (just a big douche). |
| 95 | 6-16 | December 4, 2002 | “My Future Self ‘n’ Me” | Stan’s parents hire an actor, from a corporation that specializes in getting kids off drugs, to pretend to be Stan’s wasted future self. Instead, Stan turns the tables on his parents, with the help of Cartman, who has started a new business to help people wreak revenge. Butters also gets a future self and uses Cartman’s services for his parents. |
| 96 | 6-17 | December 11, 2002 | “Red Sleigh Down” | Cartman tries to be really good before Christmas so he won’t get on the “naughty” list. He gets the idea to bring Christmas to the children of Iraq, so he enlists Mr. Hankey’s aid, and Mr. Hankey gets the boys in touch with Santa. Santa is shot down over Iraq, so Jesus and the boys must try to save him, and Christmas. |
SEASON SEVEN
| 97 | 7-01 | March 19, 2003 | “Cancelled” | The boys (including Kenny) have deja vu when an alien satellite dish comes out of Cartman’s ass. They are abducted by aliens and find out that Earth is a huge reality show. Then they find out it’s been canceled so they must convince the network aliens not to cancel it. |
| 98 | 7-02 | March 26, 2003 | “Krazy Kripples” | Timmy and Jimmy start a gang called “The Crips” (people who are crippled from birth) in reaction to all of the attention that Christopher Reeve is getting. They get involved with the real Crips and help kill some Bloods. They find that this is not the kind of gang they wantd to be involved with. |
| 99 | 7-03 | April 2, 2003 | “Toilet Paper” | The boys get into much more trouble than you might imagine after they TP a teacher’s house. Kyle has tremendous guilt from what they did, and the adults act as if they killed someone or something. Cartman threatens to kill Kyle if he confesses. |
| 100 | 7-04 | April 9, 2003 | “I’m A Little Bit Country” | |
| 101 | 7-05 | April 16, 2003 | “Fat Butt and Pancake Head” | Cartman makes his hand look like a Jennifer Lopez wanna-be. Much to Kyle’s disgust, Cartman’s hand gets a lot of attention, praise, and money. Eventually, Cartman, too is disgusted when the hand seems to have its own mind and gets attention from Ben Affleck. |
| 102 | 7-06 | April 23, 2003 | “Lil’ Crime Stoppers” | The boys play junior detective and solve some cases, so the police make them junior detectives and assign them real cases, which result in many deaths. Meanwhile, Butters learns to masturbate. |
| 103 | 7-07 | April 30, 2003 | “Red Man’s Greed” | The casino Indians buy up the town to make way for a new highway. The kids try to put a stop to it while the adults give in. |
| 104 | 7-08 | October 22, 2003 | “South Park is Gay!” | The people of South Park catch the metrosexual trend, trying to look as gay as they can. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison tries to stop the Queer Eye guys, who are really Crab People. |
| 105 | 7-09 | October 29, 2003 | “Christian Rock Hard” |
Cartman becomes a Christian rock star. Kyle and the others try to get their own band together, but instead get arrested for downloading music from the internet. |
| 106 | 7-10 | November 5, 2003 | “Grey Dawn” | Old people take revenge when their driver’s licenses and other rights are taken away, after one too many driving accidents. |
| 107 | 7-11 | November 12, 2003 | “Casa Bonita” | Cartman arranges for Butters to go missing in order to take his place when Kyle invites him to go to a Mexican-style Disneyland. Cartman convinces Butters that a meteor has wiped out almost all of humanity. |
| 108 | 7-12 | November 19, 2003 | “All About the Mormons?” |
After Stan is forced to fight a Mormon boy, he becomes fascinated by his nice family but ultimately realizes that they are pretty dumb. |
| 109 | 7-13 | December 3, 2003 | “Butt Out” | The boys take up smoking after viewing a totally lame anti-smoking presentation at their school. |
| 110 | 7-14 | December 10, 2003 | “Raisins” | Wendy breaks up with Stan, so he tries to win her back; Butters falls for a waitress at a Hooters-like restaurant. |
| 111 | 7-15 | December 17, 2003 | “It’s Christmas in Canada” |
SEASON EIGHT
| 112 | 8-01 | March 17, 2004 | “Good Times With Weapons” | |
| 113 | 8-02 | March 24, 2004 | “Up the Down Steroid” | Competition is fierce in a special olympics-type game, where Jimmy takes steroids to get an edge and Cartman has to convince the committee that he’s handicapped. |
| 114 | 8-03 | March 31, 2004 | “The Passion of the Jew” | |
| 115 | 8-04 | April 7, 2004 | “You Got F*cked in the Ass” | Stan has to put a team of dancers together to compete against an orange county school. Butters won’t help because of a tragic incident in his past. |
| 116 | 8-05 | April 14, 2004 | “AWESOM-O” |
Things get out of hand when Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters’ secrets to use against him–the government and Hollywood both want the robot for their own uses. |
| 117 | 8-06 | April 21, 2004 | “The Jeffersons” | Michael Jackson and his family move into town, attracting all the children with his toys and animals. The kids feel sorry for his children, while Cartman wants to be his best friend, and the local police want to frame him because he is rich and black. |
| 118 | 8-07 | April 28, 2004 | “Goobacks” | People from the future arrive and take jobs that nobody wants, which leads to a big fight over how crowded the town has become and how they are taking everyone’s jobs. |
| 119 | 8-08 | October 27, 2004 | “Douche and Turd” | The school has to vote for a new mascot after PETA protests their use of a cow. Much to Kyle’s dismay, his argument with Cartman ends up making it an election between a giant Douche and a giant Turd. |
| 120 | 8-09 | November 3, 2004 | “Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes” | The evil Wall-Mart comes to town and lures everyone (including Cartman) with its spell and low prices; Stan and Kyle work to break the spell and save the town, which is losing all of its other businesses. |
| 121 | 8-10 | November 10, 2004 | “Pre-School” | |
| 122 | 8-11 | November 17, 2004 | “Quest for Ratings” | |
| 123 | 8-12 | December 1, 2004 | “Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset” | Wendy tries to be like the other girls, who emulate Paris Hilton and dress like sluts. |
| 124 | 8-13 | December 8, 2004 | “Cartman’s Incredible Gift” | Cartman gets a head injury, which leads people to think he is psychic, so he helps the police solve crimes; this gets him in trouble with other psychics when he won’t join them. |
| 125 | 8-14 | December 15, 2004 | “Woodland Critter Christmas” | Stan helps forest creatures to build a manger for their lord, but he discovers they work for Satan. |
SEASON NINE
| 126 | 9-01 | March 9, 2005 | “Mr. Garrison’s Fancy New Vagina” | Mr. Garrison gets a sex-change operation, so other town folk get plastic surgery, too; including Kyle, who wants to play basketball. |
| 127 | 9-02 | March 16, 2005 | “Die Hippie, Die” | Cartman tries to get rid of the hippie problem in town, but no one takes him seriously until drastic measures are needed. |
| 128 | 9-03 | March 23, 2005 | “Wing” | The boys become agents to make money; when their client Token is wooed away by another agent, they get another singer in order to beat that agent. |
| 129 | 9-04 | March 30, 2005 | “Best Friends Forever” | Kenny dies and goes to heaven, where he has to beat the evil on his new PSP. |
| 130 | 9-05 | April 6, 2004 | “The Losing Edge” | The boys goes to desperate measures to lose their baseball games so they can have their free time back. Meanwhile, Stan’s dad picks fight with the other dads in the stands. |
| 131 | 9-06 | April 13, 2005 | “The Death of Eric Cartman” | When the others start ignoring him, Cartman thinks he is dead and that Butters is the only one who can see him. Butters thinks Cartman is haunting him and fears he will be put away for being crazy. |
| 132 | 9-07 | April 20, 2005 | “Erection Day” | Jimmy wants to compete in the school’s talent contest, but first he has to get rid of his recent problem of sudden erections. |
| 133 | 9-08 | October 19, 2005 | “Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow” | When the nearby town of Beaverton is flooded from a beaver dam breaking, a national emergency is called; the adults fear the global warming crisis, while the kids try to get the disaster victims some help. |
| 134 | 9-09 | October 26, 2005 | “Marjorine” | Butters pretends to be a girl in order to spy on the girls for the other boys and learn the secret of their future-predicting device. |
| 135 | 9-10 | November 2, 2005 | “Follow That Egg” | The kids have to carry around eggs so they can learn how to be parents; meanwhile, Mr. Garrison wants to stop the local gay marriage bill from being signed so that Mr. Slave can’t marry his new boyfriend. |
| 136 | 9-11 | November 9, 2005 | “Ginger Kids” | Cartman builds local fear of red-headed kids but then ends up joining them and starting a pro-red-headed movement. |
| 137 | 9-12 | November 16, 2005 | “Trapped in the Closet” | Stan joins the Scientologists, who think he is the second coming of their founder, L. Ron Hubbard; this causes Tom Cruise to go into Stan’s closet and not come out, no matter how much they beg him to. |
| 138 | 9-13 | November 30, 2005 | “Free Willzyx” |
The kids are conned into thinking that a whale needs their help to go back to the moon, so they get a rocket-ship in order to send him there. |
| 139 | 9-14 | December 7, 2005 | “Bloody Mary” | Stan’s dad decides he is an alcoholic, so he goes to the local statue of the Virgin Mary, which is bleeding out of its ass, to get healed. |
SEASON TEN
| 140 | 10-01 | March 22, 2006 | “The Return of Chef” |
Chef returns after going missing, but he has been brain-washed by a child molesting cult, so the boys work to save him. |
| 141 | 10-02 | March 29, 2006 | “Smug Alert!” | Cartman tries to get rid of the hippie problem in town, but no one takes him seriously until drastic measures are needed. |
| 142 | 10-03 | April 5, 2006 | “Cartoon Wars, Part 1” | Cartman and Kyle have an epic battle and cross-country chase in order to save or destroy “Family Guy”. |
| 143 | 10-04 | April 12, 2006 | “Cartoon Wars, Part 2” | Cartman goes to Hollywood to put a stop to “Family Guy”. He finds out that the show’s writers are manatees. |
| 144 | 10-05 | April 19, 2006 | “A Million Little Fibers” | Towelie kicks his drug habit and writes a book about it, but he can only do so if he pretends to be a man. When Oprah discovers he is really a towelie, the public turns on him. |
| 145 | 10-06 | April 26, 2006 | “ManBearPig” | The boys help Al Gore search for the Manbearpig, but he ends up trapping them in a cave, where Cartman thinks he’s found treasure. |
| 146 | 10-07 | May 3, 2006 | “Tsst” | Cartman’s mom can’t control him any more, so she gets TV’s Dog Whisperer to help her train him. |
| 147 | 10-08 | October 4, 2006 | “Make Love, Not Warcraft” | The boys save the world by playing Warcraft and defeating a renegade player. |
| 148 | 10-09 | October 11, 2006 | “Mystery of the Urinal Deuce” | The school searches for clues about who left a piece of crap in the urinal; meanwhile, Kyle gets blamed for 9/11, thanks to Cartman. |
| 149 | 10-10 | October 18, 2006 | “Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy” | Kyle finds out that his brother is having an affair with his teacher. |
| 150 | 10-11 | October 25, 2006 | “Hell on Earth 2006” | Satan wants to throw a big party for Halloween. |
| 151 | 10-12 | November 1, 2006 | “Go, God. Go! Part II” | Cartman can’t wait for the new Wii to come out, so he has Butters freeze him for a few weeks. However, he ends up in the future instead. |
| 152 | 10-13 | November 8, 2006 | “Go God Go XII” | Cartman gets embroiled in futuristic politics where they are having war between atheist factions; he only wants to get his Wii to work. |
| 153 | 10-14 | November 15, 2006 | “Stanley’s Cup” | In order to get his bike back, Stan must coach a Pee Wee hocky team. |
SEASON ELEVEN
| 154 | 11-01 | March 7, 2007 | “With Apologies to Jesse Jackson” |
Randy gets in trouble for saying the N word, while Cartman gets in trouble for laughing at a midget but doesn’t care. |
| 155 | 11-02 | March 14, 2007 | “Cartman Sucks” |
Butters’ father sends him to a gay conversion camp, while Cartman tries to get back a photo that might make him look gay. |
| 156 | 11-03 | March 21, 2007 | “Lice Capades” | The boys try to figure out which classmate to blame for them having lice, while we see the trials of a whole lice civilization in Clyde’s hair. |
| 157 | 11-04 | March 28, 2007 | “The Snuke” | Cartman gets paranoid about a new muslim classmate being a terrorist, which leads to a 24 spoof. |
| 158 | 11-05 | April 4, 2007 | “Fantastic Easter Special” | When questioning what bunnies have to do with Easter, Stan inadvertently stumbles onto a mass secret conspiracy, similar to the one in The Da Vinci code. |
| 159 | 11-06 | April 11, 2007 | “D-Yikes” | After the boys hire Mexicans to write their essays, Ms. Garrison becomes a lesbian and helps defend a lesbian bar from Persian takeover. |
| 160 | 11-07 | April 18, 2007 | “Night of the Living Homeless” | Homeless people who act like zombies take over the town. |
| 161 | 11-08 | October 3, 2007 | “Le Petit Tourette” |
Cartman pretends to have Tourette’s syndrome, but Kyle is the one who gets in trouble when he tries to tell everyone that Cartman is lying. |
| 162 | 11-09 | October 10, 2007 | “More Crap” | Randy competes with Bono over who passes the world’s largest bowel movement. |
| 163 | 11-10 | October 17, 2007 | “Imaginationland (1)” |
The gang chases a leprechuan, who warns of a terrorist attack. Cartman insists that Kyle suck his balls to pay off a bet they made. The boys go to Imaginationland, which is attacked by terrorists. They hold Butters hostage and release evil imaginary characters on the world. |
| 164 | 11-11 | October 24, 2007 | “Imaginationland: Episode II” | The boys try to help the government save Imaginationland with a Stargate-like device as Butters is declare the one true hero who will save them all. |
| 165 | 11-12 | October 31, 2007 | “Imaginationland: Episode III” | Good and evil prepares to do battle in Imaginationland as Butters learns how to use his powers to save the world. |
| 166 | 11-13 | November 7, 2007 | “Guitar Queer-o” | Kyle and Stan compete over Guitar Hero. |
| 167 | 11-14 | November 14, 2007 | “The List” | Kyle gets depressed when the girls name him as the ugliest boy in school, which leads him to try to burn down the school. |
SEASON TWELVE
| 168 | 12-01 | March 12, 2008 | “Tonsil Trouble” | Cartman gets AIDS and gives it to Kyle. They have to visit Magic Johnson to get the cure. |
| 169 | 12-02 | March 19, 2008 | “Britney’s New Look” | When Britney Spears visits South Park, the boys try to get pictures of her to make money; she shoots herself in the head, so they have to help her get away from the papparazzi. |
| 170 | 12-03 | March 26, 2008 | “Major Boobage” | The boys learn about drugs, so Kenny gets addicated to sniffing cat urine (“cheesing”) because it takes him to a fantasy world with a large-breasted woman. This leads to the banning of cats, and Randy getting back into “cheesing” as well. |
| 171 | 12-04 | April 2, 2008 | “Canada on Strike” | Canadians go on strike and demand money from the internet. The boys get upset that Terrance and Phillip are not making new episodes, so they try to make money on the net themselves. |
| 172 | 12-05 | April 9, 2008 | “Eek, A Penis!” | Mr. Garrison tries to get his penis back while Cartman teaches a Mexican class how to cheat. |
| 173 | 12-06 | April 16, 2008 | “Over Logging” | The people in South park run out of internet, so Stan’s family heads to California to find more internet. Eventually, Kyle fixes the internet. |
| 174 | 12-07 | April 23, 2008 | “Super Fun Time” | The boys are taken hostage while on a field trip to Pioneer Village; Cartman and Butters help save everyone while holding hands. |
| 175 | 12-08 | October 8, 2008 | “The China Problem” | The boys want to have Lucas and Spielberg arrested for raping Indiana Jones, while Cartman worries that the Chinese are invading. |
| 176 | 12-09 | October 15, 2008 | “Breast Cancer Show Ever” | Cartman is worried when Wendy plans to beat him up for making fun of her during her presentation about breast cancer. |
| 177 | 12-10 | October 22, 2008 | “Pandemic (1)” | The boys start a Preuvian flute band but wind up in trouble with the government and have to go to Peru to stop any more bands from coming to the U.S. Their efforts don’t stop the giant guinea pigs from invading. |
| 178 | 12-11 | October 29, 2008 | “Pandemic (2): The Startling” | Stans family tries to avoid the giant guina pigs. The boys escape Peru and learn that the head of Homeland Security is an alien giant guinea pig who is behind the invasion. Only Craig can save the day. |
| 179 | 12-12 | November 5, 2008 | “About Last Night…” | Chaos ensues when Obama wins the election, which is the perfect cover for he, Michelle and McCain to pull of a big jewel heist. |
| 180 | 12-13 | November 8, 2008 | “Elementary School Musical” | The boys get annoyed at how popular “High School Musical” is to everyone in school. Stan is jealous that singer Bridon might steal Wendy, so he helps him become a basketball player. |
| 181 | 12-14 | November 19, 2008 | “The Ungroundable” | Butters thinks that some kids are real vampires, and then he becomes one, too. The goth kids get annoyed that the vampire kids are stealing their coolness. |
SEASON THIRTEEN
| 182 | 13-01 | March 11, 2009 | “The Ring” | Kenny takes his new girlfriend, Tammy, to a Jonas Brothers’ concert, hoping to get sex, but instead she gets a purity ring. The Jonas Brothers hand them out because their evil boss, Mickey Mouse, wants them to do it as a cover for his selling sex to little girls. |
| 183 | 13-02 | March 18, 2009 | “The Coon” | Cartman gets annoyed when he poses as superhero The Coon, but nobody cares. He tries to find out who the other superhero is, the popular Mysterion. |
| 184 | 13-03 | March 25, 2009 | “Margaritaville” | The townspeople try to deal with the failing economy. Kyle tries to help them out. Stan tries to return a Margarita-making machine. |
| 185 | 13-04 | April 1, 2009 | “Eat, Pray, Queef” | Women fart from their vaginas, and it becomes a world-wide feminist sensation, causing men to be disgusted and outraged. |
| 186 | 13-05 | April 8, 2009 | “Fishsticks” | Jimmy writes a popular joke, but Cartman tries to take credit for it. The joke causes Kanye West to do crazy things. |
| 187 | 13-06 | April 15, 2009 | “Pinewood Derby” | Randy uses sophisticated technology to help Stadn wijn a race, which leads to an alien being holding them hostage. |
| 188 | 13-07 | April 22, 2009 | “Fatbeard” | Cartman convinces most of the boys to join Somalian pirates; they are disappointed that they aren’t like the pirates they’ve seen in movies, but Cartman manages to make them over into those type of pirates anyway. |
| 189 | 13-08 | October 7, 2009 | “Dead Celebrities” | Ike sees dead people, so the boys have to help Michael Jackson and the other dead celebrities move on to the next world. |
| 190 | 13-09 | October 14, 2009 | “Butters’ Bottom Bitch” | Butters starts his own business selling girls’ kisses, modeling it after what he learns from pimps. |
| 191 | 13-10 | October 21, 2009 | “W.T.F.” | The gang makes their own wrestling shows, angering their school’s wrestling coach. |
| 192 | 13-11 | October 28, 2009 | “Whale Whores” | Stan tries to stop the Japanese from killing dolphins and whales. |
| 193 | 13-12 | November 4, 2009 | “The F Word” | The town is threatened by a group of bikers, who are labeled with a certain F word by the kids. |
| 194 | 13-13 | November 11, 2009 | “Dances with Smurfs” | Cartman takes over as morning announcements reader at the school, turning it into a trashy talk show; student body president Wendy tries to fight him over it. |
| 195 | 13-14 | November 18, 2009 | “Pee” | When too many boys pee in the water at the water park, the kids are sealed in as scientists try to figure out why the water has taken on a life of its own. |
SEASON FOURTEEN
| 196 | 14-01 | March 17, 2010 | “Sexual Healing” | Kyle, Kenny and Butters are diagnosed with sex addiction, so Kyle and Butters help Obama track down and kill the alien wizard responsible for men’s sex addiction. |
| 197 | 14-02 | March 24, 2010 | “The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs” | Disappointed by “A Catcher in the Rye,” the boys write an offensive book that causes everyone to vomit, yet it’s very successful and inspirational, resulting in Butters becoming famous and the other boys trying to get Sarah Jessica Parker killed. |
| 198 | 14-03 | March 31, 2010 | “Medicinal Fried Chicken” | The KFC turns into a medical marijuana dispensary, so Cartman sells KFC on the black market while Randy, trying to buy pot, grows large testicles. |
| 199 | 14-04 | April 7, 2010 | “You Have 0 Friends” | Kyle, Stan and the others learn the pitfalls of Facebook and eventually get dragged into the virtual world there. |
| 200 | 14-05 | April 14, 2010 | “200” | Tom Cruise and other celebrities threaten to sue the town over insults if they don’t let them meet Muhammad, the Super-Friend with magical goo, that they think will protect them from future insults; however, when the ginger kids threaten to blow up the town, the celebrities bring in Mecha-Streisand. Meanwhile, Cartman learns that he wasn’t told the truth about the identity of his father. |
| 201 | 14-06 | April 21, 2010 | “201” | The Super-Friends defeat Mecha-Streisand by having Krishna post as Neil Diamond to do a duet with her; meanwhile, Cartman learns that his real father was ginger Scott Tenorman’s father, former Denver Broncos player Jack Tenorman, whom he had tricked Scott into eating in a previous episode, and the boys help Tom Cruise find peace. |
| 202 | 14-07 | April 28, 2010 | “Crippled Summer” | The boys help Towelie get a job at a summer camp for children with mental and physical disabilities (attended by Jimmy and Timmy), in order to kick his drug habit; he eventually gets clean and reunites with his family, while Jimmy defeats the camp bully. |
| 203 | 14-08 | October 6, 2010 | “Poor and Stupid” | |
| 204 | 14-09 | October 13, 2010 | “It’s a Jersey Thing” | |
| 205 | 14-10 | October 20, 2010 | “Insheeption” | |
| 206 | 14-11 | October 27, 2010 | “Coon 2: Hindsight” | |
| 207 | 14-12 | November 3, 2010 | “Mysterion Rises” | |
| 208 | 14-13 | November 10, 2010 | “Coon vs. Coon & Friends” | |
| 209 | 14-14 | November 17, 2010 | “Crème Fraiche” |
SEASON FIFTEEN
| 210 | 15-01 | April 27, 2011 | “HUMANCENTiPAD” | |
| 211 | 15-02 | May 4, 2011 | “Funnybot” | |
| 212 | 15-03 | May 11, 2011 | “Royal Pudding” | |
| 213 | 15-04 | May 18, 2011 | “T.M.I.” | |
| 214 | 15-05 | May 25, 2011 | “Crack Baby Athletic Association” | |
| 215 | 15-06 | June 1, 2011 | “City Sushi” | |
| 216 | 15-07 | June 8, 2011 | “You’re Getting Old” | |
| 217 | 15-08 | October 5, 2011 | “Ass Burgers” | |
| 218 | 15-09 | October 12, 2011 | “The Last of the Meheecans” | |
| 219 | 15-10 | October 19, 2011 | “Bass to Mouth” | |
| 220 | 15-11 | October 26, 2011 | “Broadway Bro Down” | |
| 221 | 15-12 | November 2, 2011 | “1%” | |
| 222 | 15-13 | November 9, 2011 | “A History Channel Thanksgiving” | |
| 223 | 15-14 | November 16, 2011 | “The Poor Kid” |
SEASON SIXTEEN
| 224 | 16-01 | March 14, 2012 | “Reverse Cowgirl” | |
| 225 | 16-02 | March 21, 2012 | “Cash for Gold” | |
| 226 | 16-03 | March 28, 2012 | “Faith Hilling” | |
| 227 | 16-04 | April 4, 2012 | “Jewpacabra” | |
| 228 | 16-05 | April 11, 2012 | “Butterballs” | |
| 229 | 16-06 | April 18, 2012 | “I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining” | |
| 230 | 16-07 | April 25, 2012 | “Cartman Finds Love” | |
| 231 | 16-08 | September 26, 2012 | “Sarcastaball” | |
| 232 | 16-09 | October 3, 2012 | “Raising the Bar” | |
| 233 | 16-10 | October 10, 2012 | “Insecurity” | |
| 234 | 16-11 | October 17, 2012 | “Going Native” | |
| 235 | 16-12 | October 24, 2012 | “A Nightmare on Face Time” | |
| 236 | 16-13 | October 31, 2012 | “A Scause for Applause” | |
| 237 | 16-14 | November 7, 2012 | “Obama Wins!” |
SEASON SEVENTEEN
| 238 | 17-01 | September 25, 2013 | “Let Go, Let Gov” | |
| 239 | 17-02 | October 2, 2013 | “Informative Murder Porn” | |
| 240 | 17-03 | October 9, 2013 | “World War Zimmerman” | |
| 241 | 17-04 | October 23, 2013 | “Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers” | |
| 242 | 17-05 | October 30, 2013 | “Taming Strange” | |
| 243 | 17-06 | November 6, 2013 | “Ginger Cow” | |
| 244 | 17-07 | November 13, 2013 | “The Black Friday Trilogy” | |
| 245 | 17-08 | November 30, 2013 | “A Song of Ass and Fire” | |
| 246 | 17-09 | December 4, 2013 | “Titties and Dragons” | |
| 247 | 17-10 | December 11, 2013 | “The Hobbit” |
SEASON EIGHTEEN
| 248 | 18-01 | September 24, 2014 | “Go Fund Yourself” | |
| 249 | 18-02 | October 1, 2014 | “Gluten Free Ebola” | |
| 250 | 18-03 | October 8, 2014 | “The Cissy” | |
| 251 | 18-04 | October 15, 2014 | “Handicar” | |
| 252 | 18-05 | October 29, 2014 | “The Magic Bush” | |
| 253 | 18-06 | November 5, 2014 | “Freemium Isn’t Free” | |
| 254 | 18-07 | November 12, 2014 | “Grounded Vindaloop” | |
| 255 | 18-08 | November 19, 2014 | “Cock Magic” | |
| 256 | 18-09 | December 3, 2014 | “#rehash” | |
| 257 | 18-10 | December 10, 2014 | “#HappyHolograms” |
SEASON NINETEEN
| 258 | 19-01 | September 16, 2015 | “Stunning and Brave” | |
| 259 | 19-02 | September 23, 2015 | “Where My Country Gone?” | |
| 260 | 19-03 | September 30, 2015 | “The City Part of Town” | |
| 261 | 19-04 | October 14, 2015 | “You’re Not Yelping” | |
| 262 | 19-05 | October 21, 2015 | “Safe Space” | |
| 263 | 19-06 | October 28, 2015 | “Tweek x Craig” | |
| 264 | 19-07 | November 11, 2015 | “Naughty Ninjas” | |
| 265 | 19-08 | November 18, 2015 | “Sponsored Content” | |
| 266 | 19-09 | December 2, 2015 | “Truth and Advertising” | |
| 267 | 19-10 | December 9, 2015 | “PC Principal Final Justice” |
SEASON TWENTY
| 268 | 20-01 | September 14, 2016 | “Member Berries” | |
| 269 | 20-02 | September 21, 2016 | “Skank Hunt” | |
| 270 | 20-03 | September 28, 2016 | “The Damned” | |
| 271 | 20-04 | October 12, 2016 | “Wieners Out” | |
| 272 | 20-05 | October 19, 2016 | “Douche and a Danish” | |
| 273 | 20-06 | October 26, 2016 | “Fort Collins” | |
| 274 | 20-07 | November 9, 2016 | “Oh Jeez” | |
| 275 | 20-08 | November 16, 2016 | “Members Only” | |
| 276 | 20-09 | November 30, 2016 | “Not Funny” | |
| 277 | 20-10 | December 7, 2016 | “The End of Serialization as We Know It” |
SEASON TWENTY ONE
| 278 | 21-01 | September 13, 2017 | “White People Renovating Houses” | |
| 279 | 21-02 | September 20, 2017 | “Put It Down” | |
| 280 | 21-03 | September 27, 2017 | “Holiday Special” | |
| 281 | 21-04 | October 11, 2017 | “Franchise Prequel” | |
| 282 | 21-05 | October 18, 2017 | “Hummels & Heroin” | |
| 283 | 21-06 | October 25, 2017 | “Sons a Witches” | |
| 284 | 21-07 | November 8, 2017 | “Doubling Down” | |
| 285 | 21-08 | November 15, 2017 | “Moss Piglets” | |
| 286 | 21-09 | November 29, 2017 | “Super Hard PCness” | |
| 287 | 21-10 | December 6, 2017 | “Splatty Tomato” |
SEASON TWENTY TWO
288. 22-1 September 26, 2018 “Dead Kids”
289. 22-2 October 3, 2018 “A Boy and a Priest”
290. 22-3 October 10, 2018 “The Problem with a Poo”
291. 22-4 October 17, 2018 “Tegridy Farms”
292. 22-5 October 31, 2018 “The Scoots”
293. 22-6 November 7, 2018 “Time to Get Cereal”
294. 22-7 November 14, 2018 “Nobody Got Cereal?”
295. 22-8 November 28, 2018 “Buddha Box”
296. 22-9 December 5, 2018 “Unfulfilled”
297. 22-10 December 12, 2018 “Bike Parade”
SEASON TWENTY THREE
298. 23-1 September 25, 2019 “Mexican Joker”
299. 23-2 October 2, 2019 “Band in China”
300. 23-3 October 9, 2019 “Shots!!!”
301. 23-4 October 16, 2019 “Let Them Eat Goo”
302. 23-5 October 30, 2019 “Tegridy Farms Halloween Special”
303. 23-6 November 6, 2019 “Season Finale”
304. 23-7 November 13, 2019 “Board Girls”
305. 23-8 November 27, 2019 “Turd Burglars”
306. 23-9 December 4, 2019 “Basic Cable”
307. 23-10 December 11, 2019 “Christmas Snow”
SEASON TWENTY FOUR
24-0 September 30, 2020 “The Pandemic Special”
24-0 March 10, 2021 “South ParQ Vaccination Special”
SEASON TWENTY FIVE
308. 25-1 February 2, 2022 “Pajama Day”
309. 25-2 February 9, 2022 “The Big Fix”
310. 25-3 February 16, 2022 “City People”
311. 25-4 March 2, 2022 “Back to the Cold War”
312. 25-5 March 9, 2022 “Help, My Teenager Hates Me!”
313. 25-6 March 16, 2022 “Credigree Weed St. Patrick’s Day Special”
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What Will Happen on “Dexter”!
- Sunday, January 9, 9:00 PM Sins of the Father
Dexter and Harrison try to live a normal life in a place that they have discovered is not as normal as they thought it was. Will they live happily ever after, despite all the threats coming their way? Promo - Sunday, January 2, 9:00 PM The Family Business
Dexter and Harrison find themselves closer than ever over Christmas break. What kind of gifts will this father and son give to one another? But this brings this father and son into the crosshairs of a very violent and scary serial killer. Angela starts to wonder if Iron Lake is not the cozy and safe place she always thought it was. Promo - Sunday, December 26, 9:00 PM Unfair Game
Dexter fights for his life in the woods, leading to a confrontation in an abandoned summer camp. Harrison finds himself torn between two father figures who can lead him down two very different paths. Angela starts to make some disturbing discoveries. Promo - Sunday, December 19, 9:00 PM Skin of Her Teeth
Dexter turns from predator to protector out of concern that a serial killer has set its sights on someone he cares deeply about. Angela arrests someone who may be the culprit of a cold case. Harrison turns to a very dangerous person as a father figure. Promo - Sunday, December 12, 9:00 PM Too Many Tuna Sandwiches
Someone has discovered Jim Lindsay’s secret identity, leading Dexter to realize that he might not be the only serial killer in town. Meanwhile Harrison spirals out of control during a wrestling match and Angela makes a dark discovery of her own. Promo - Premiere Spoilers: Does Dexter Morgan Kill Again? 11/7
- Deb in The Woods 10/29
- ‘Dexter: New Blood’ Is A Bloody Good Time, And It’s Steadily Scrubbing Away The Sins Of The Lumberjack Past 10/27
- More on Dexter, Angela relationship 10/27
- Dexter: New Blood episode 2 spoilers: Can Dexter separate his lives? 10/13
- Dexter: New Blood, Episode 1 “Cold Snap”
Premiere Date: 11/7/21
For the past decade, Dexter has been living a quiet, isolated life far away from the temptations of his past. He’s found comfort in a new identity and has assimilated into small town life as a beloved member of the Iron Lake community. When a local hotshot begins behaving recklessly, and a mysterious stranger seems to be on Dexter’s trail, he questions whether he can continue to suppress the murderous urgings of his Dark Passenger.
Teleplay by : Clyde Phillips
Story by: Clyde Phillips and Adam Rapp
Directed by: Marcos Siega - Dexter: New Blood, Episode 2 “Storm of Fuck”
Premiere Date: 11/14/21 Promo
When a simple missing person case turns into a crime scene, Dexter’s cabin becomes home base for the search and rescue. Terrible timing for Dexter, who is trying to reunite with his long lost son, Harrison. As Angela and Harrison become acquainted, Dexter struggles to keep his old and new worlds separate.
Written by: Warren Hsu Leonard
Directed by: Marcos Siega - Dexter: New Blood 103 “Smoke Signals”
Premiere Date: 11/21/21 Promo
Dexter hopes to have a chance to makes things right with Harrison, which is proving to be tough to do when there’s a full-fledged crime investigation that Dexter himself has caused. Harrison joins the high school wrestling team and quickly makes a name for himself at school. Meanwhile, a true crime podcaster from LA arrives in Iron Lake and befriends Dexter’s police chief girlfriend.
Written by: David McMillan
Directed by: Sanford Bookstaver - Dexter: New Blood 104 “H is for Hero”
Premiere Date: 11/28/21
The father of the person whom Dexter killed makes a surprising announcement which could prove to be a huge problem for Dexter. Meanwhile, Dexter discovers Harrison was involved in a serious incident at the high school. And now this young newcomer is considered a hero to the entire town. Angela digs deeper into a missing persons case. Promo
Written by: Tony Saltzman
Directed by: Sanford Bookstaver
Sunday, December 5, 9:00 PM Runaway
Dexter’s method of protecting his son from drugs unleashes his Dark Passenger in a very impulsive way. Meanwhile Angela and Molly take a trip to New York City that leaves them wondering about a well-respected member of the community. Promo
Dexter News
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- Dexter: Original Sin Should Explore Dexter’s Urge To Kill Good People 8/11
- I Really Hope This Dexter Resurrection Fan Theory Revealing How Dexter Morgan Returns & Kills Again Is True 8/10
- ‘Dexter: Resurrection’: Everything To Know So Far About Michael C. Hall’s Inexplicable Return As TV’s Favorite Serial Killer 8/8
- ‘Dexter’ won’t die. How Showtime used Netflix to hype its expanding serial killer universe 8/6
- I Would Rather See Dexter Retcon New Blood’s Ending Than For This Popular Harrison Theory To Come True 8/5
- Michael C. Hall returns as Dexter: Did everyone forget how infamously terrible the ending was? 7/29
- Everything We Know About the Dexter Prequel, Dexter: Original Sin 7/29
- ‘Dexter: Resurrection’ miracle! Michael C. Hall returns from TV dead in Showtime series 7/26
- ‘Dexter: Resurrection’ Series Set at Showtime With Michael C. Hall Returning 7/26
- ‘Dexter’: Michael C. Hall Sets Return in ‘Original Sin’ & Newest Spinoff ‘Resurrection’ 7/26
- ‘Dexter: Original Sin’ first look: Christian Slater’s cop haircut, Dexter’s victim wrap 7/20
- ‘Dexter’ Prequel Series First Look: ‘Original Sin’ Unveils the Young Serial Killer at Work 7/18
- ‘Dexter’ prequel series gets 1st look starring Patrick Gibson and Christian Slater 7/18
- Paramount+ With Showtime reveals first look at Showtime’s Dexter: Original Sin 7/18/24
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Dexter Episode List
SEASON ONE
| 1 | 1-01 | October 1, 2006 | “Dexter” |
| 2 | 1-02 | October 8, 2006 | “Crocodile” |
| 3 | 1-03 | October 15, 2006 | “Popping Cherry” |
| 4 | 1-04 | October 22, 2006 | “Let’s Give the Boy a Hand” |
| 5 | 1-05 | October 29, 2006 | “Love American Style” |
| 6 | 1-06 | November 5, 2006 | “Return to Sender” |
| 7 | 1-07 | November 12, 2006 | “Circle of Friends” |
| 8 | 1-08 | November 19, 2006 | “Shrink Wrap” |
| 9 | 1-09 | November 26, 2006 | “Father Knows Best” |
| 10 | 1-10 | December 3, 2016 | “Seeing Red” |
| 11 | 1-11 | December 10, 2016 | “Truth Be Told” |
| 12 | 1-12 | December 17, 2016 | “Born Free” |
SEASON TWO
| 13 | 2-01 | September 30, 2007 | “It’s Alive!” |
| 14 | 2-02 | October 7, 2007 | “Waiting to Exhale” |
| 15 | 2-03 | October 14, 2007 | “An Inconvenient Lie” |
| 16 | 2-04 | October 21, 2007 | “See-Through” |
| 17 | 2-05 | October 28, 2007 | “The Dark Defender” |
| 18 | 2-06 | November 4, 2007 | “Dex, Lies, and Videotape” |
| 19 | 2-07 | November 11, 2007 | “That Night, a Forest Grew” |
| 20 | 2-08 | November 18, 2007 | “Morning Comes” |
| 21 | 2-09 | November 25, 2007 | “Resistance is Futile” |
| 22 | 2-10 | December 2, 2007 | “There’s Something About Harry” |
| 23 | 2-11 | December 9, 2007 | “Left Turn Ahead” |
| 24 | 2-12 | December 16, 2007 | “The British Invasion” |
SEASON THREE
| 25 | 3-01 | September 28, 2008 | “Our Father” |
| 26 | 3-02 | October 5, 2008 | “Finding Freebo” |
| 27 | 3-03 | October 12, 2008 | “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” |
| 28 | 3-04 | October 19, 2008 | “All in the Family” |
| 29 | 3-05 | October 26, 2008 | “Turning Biminese” |
| 30 | 3-06 | November 2, 2008 | “Sí Se Puede” |
| 31 | 3-07 | November 9, 2008 | “Easy as Pie” |
| 32 | 3-08 | November 16, 2008 | “The Damage a Man Can Do” |
| 33 | 3-09 | November 23, 2008 | “About Last Night” |
| 34 | 3-10 | November 30, 2008 | “Go Your Own Way” |
| 35 | 3-11 | December 7, 2008 | “I Had a Dream” |
| 36 | 3-12 | December 14, 2008 | “Do You Take Dexter Morgan?” |
SEASON FOUR
| 37 | 4-01 | September 27, 2009 | “Living the Dream” |
| 38 | 4-02 | October 4, 2009 | “Remains to Be Seen” |
| 39 | 4-03 | October 11, 2009 | “Blinded by the Light” |
| 40 | 4-04 | October 18, 2009 | “Dex Takes a Holiday” |
| 41 | 4-05 | October 25, 2009 | “Dirty Harry” |
| 42 | 4-06 | November 1, 2009 | “If I Had a Hammer” |
| 43 | 4-07 | November 8, 2009 | “Slack Tide” |
| 44 | 4-08 | November 15, 2009 | “Road Kill” |
| 45 | 4-09 | November 22, 2009 | “Hungry Man” |
| 46 | 4-10 | November 29, 2009 | “Lost Boys” |
| 47 | 4-11 | December 6, 2009 | “Hello, Dexter Morgan” |
| 48 | 4-12 | December 13, 2009 | “The Getaway” |
SEASON FIVE
| 49 | 5-01 | September 26, 2010 | “My Bad” |
| 50 | 5-02 | October 3, 2010 | “Hello, Bandit” |
| 51 | 5-03 | October 10, 2010 | “Practically Perfect” |
| 52 | 5-04 | October 17, 2010 | “Beauty and the Beast” |
| 53 | 5-05 | October 24, 2010 | “First Blood” |
| 54 | 5-06 | October 31, 2010 | “Everything is Illumenated” |
| 55 | 5-07 | November 7, 2010 | “Circle Us” |
| 56 | 5-08 | November 14, 2010 | “Take It!” |
| 57 | 5-09 | November 21, 2010 | “Teenage Wasteland” |
| 58 | 5-10 | November 28, 2010 | “In the Beginning” |
| 59 | 5-11 | December 5, 2010 | “Hop a Freighter” |
| 60 | 5-12 | December 12, 2010 | “The Big One” |
SEASON SIX
| 61 | 6-01 | October 2, 2011 | “Those Kinds of Things” |
| 62 | 6-02 | October 9, 2011 | “Once Upon a Time…” |
| 63 | 6-03 | October 16, 2011 | “Smokey and the Bandit” |
| 64 | 6-04 | October 23, 2011 | “A Horse of a Different Color” |
| 65 | 6-05 | October 30, 2011 | “The Angel of Death” |
| 66 | 6-06 | November 6, 2011 | “Just Let Go” |
| 67 | 6-07 | November 13, 2011 | “Nebraska” |
| 68 | 6-08 | November 20, 2011 | “Sin of Omission” |
| 69 | 6-09 | November 27, 2011 | “Get Gellar” |
| 70 | 6-10 | December 4, 2011 | “Ricochet Rabbit” |
| 71 | 6-11 | December 11, 2011 | “Talk to the Hand” |
| 72 | 6-12 | December 18, 2011 | “This is the Way the World Ends” |
SEASON SEVEN
| 73 | 7-01 | September 30, 2012 | “Are You…?” |
| 74 | 7-02 | October 7, 2012 | “Sunshine and Frosty Swirl” |
| 75 | 7-03 | October 14, 2012 | “Buck the System” |
| 76 | 7-04 | October 21, 2012 | “Run” |
| 77 | 7-05 | October 28, 2012 | “Swim Deep” |
| 78 | 7-06 | November 4, 2012 | “Do the Wrong Thing” |
| 79 | 7-07 | November 11, 2012 | “Chemistry” |
| 80 | 7-08 | November 18, 2012 | “Argentina” |
| 81 | 7-09 | November 26, 2012 | “Helter Skelter” |
| 82 | 7-10 | December 2, 2012 | “The Dark… Whatever” |
| 83 | 7-11 | December 9, 2012 | “Do You See What I See?” |
| 84 | 7-12 | December 16, 2012 | “Surprise, Motherfucker!” |
SEASON EIGHT
| 85 | 8-01 | June 30, 2013 | “A Beautiful Day” |
| 86 | 8-02 | July 7, 2013 | “Every Silver Lining…” |
| 87 | 8-03 | July 14, 2013 | “What’s Eating Dexter Morgan?” |
| 88 | 8-04 | July 21, 2013 | “Scar Tissue” |
| 89 | 8-05 | July 28, 2013 | “This Little Piggy” |
| 90 | 8-06 | August 4, 2013 | “A Little Reflection” |
| 91 | 8-07 | August 11, 2013 | “Dress Code” |
| 92 | 8-08 | August 18, 2013 | “Are We There Yet?” |
| 93 | 8-09 | August 25, 2013 | “Make Your Own Kind of Music” |
| 94 | 8-10 | September 8, 2013 | “Goodbye Miami” |
| 95 | 8-11 | September 15, 2013 | “Monkey in a Box” |
| 96 | 8-12 | September 22, 2013 | “Remember the Monsters?” |
SEASON NINE
| 97 | 9-01 | November 7, 2021 | “Cold Snap” |
| 97 | 9-02 | November 14, 2021 | “Storm of Fuck” |
| 99 | 9-03 | November 21, 2021 | “Smoke Signals” |
| 100 | 9-04 | November 28, 2021 | “H Is for Hero” |
| 101 | 9-05 | December 5, 2021 | “Runaway” |
| 102 | 9-06 | December 12, 2021 | “Too Many Tuna Sandwiches” |
| 103 | 9-07 | December 19, 2021 | “Skin of Her Teeth” |
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Dexter Cast List
Who plays whom in the show?
“Dexter” (2006-2013)
Dexter Morgan…Michael C. Hall
Debra Morgan…Jennifer Carpenter
Sgt. Angel Batista…David Zayas
Harry Morgan…James Remar
Vince Masuka…C.S. Lee
Lt. Maria LaGuerta…Lauren Luna Vélez
Det. Joseph ‘Joey’ Quinn…Desmond Harrington
Rita Bennett…Julie Benz
Astor Bennett…Christina Robinson
Deputy Chief Tom Matthews…Geoff Pierson
Cody Bennett…Preston Bailey/Cody Bennett
Jamie Batista…Aimee Garcia
Harrison Morgan…Luke Andrew Kruntchev/Evan George Kruntchev/Jadon Wells
Sgt. James Doakes…Erik King …
Det. Angie Miller…Dana L. Wilson
Hannah McKay…Yvonne Strahovski
Anton Briggs…David Ramsey
Special Agent Frank Lundy…Keith Carradine
Det. Robert Ramos…Pablo Soriano
ADA Miguel Prado…Jimmy Smits
Travis Marshall…Colin Hanks
Arthur Mitchell…John Lithgow
Jacob Elway…Sean Patrick Flanery
Det. Jake Simms…Francisco Viana
Christine Hill…Courtney Ford
Sylvia Prado…Valerie Cruz
Det. Mike Anderson…Billy Brown
Louis Greene…Josh Cooke
Lumen Ann Pierce…Julia Stiles
Dr. Evelyn Vogel…Charlotte Rampling
Prof. James Gellar…Edward James Olmos
Rudy Cooper/Brian Moser (Ice Truck Killer)…Christian Camargo
George Novikov…Jason Gedrick
Lila Tournay…Jaime Murray
Isaak Sirko…Ray Stevenson
“Dexter: New Blood” (2021)
Dexter Morgan (Jim Lindsey)…Michael C. Hall
Debra Morgan…Jennifer Carpenter
Harrison Morgan…Jack Alcott
Angela Bishop…Julia Jones
Kurt Caldwell…Clancy Brown
Audrey…Johnny Sequoyah
Logan…Alano Miller
Molly…Jamie Chung
Teddy Reed…David Magidoff
Esther…Katy Sullivan
Fred Jr….Michael Cyril Creighton
Matt…Steve M. Robertson
Edward Olsen…?
Ethan Williams…Christian Dell’Edera
Pastor Brian…Dustin Tucker
Gig…David J. Curtis
Caldwell Diner Cook…Armen Garo
Susan…Dee Nelson
Arthur Mitchell…John Lithgow
Adam…Benjamin Breault
Miriam…Pamela Matthews
Jasper…Kellan Rhude
Tess…Gizel Jimenez
Bill…Charlie Thurston
Lily…Kimmy Anne Dunn
Zach…Oscar Wahlberg
Ramon…Bari Robinson
Becka…Michelle Lulic
Scott…Andrew Fama
State Trooper Dennis…Levon Panek
Alan…Timothy Smith
Shawna…Kristen Annese
Dexter Appearances
Where to See Your Favorite Stars!
John Lithgow (ex-Arthur) has many films coming out and is one of the stars of the “Perry Mason” series on HBO and in “The Old Man” on HULU. He has a new off-Broadway solo show, “Everything’s Fine.” The autobiographical one-man play will open on Oct. 13 at the DR2 Theatre for a limited run. He appears Tuesday, October 11 on “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert” on CBS.
Courtney Ford (Christine) appears in “The Rookie: Feds” on ABC Tuesdays.
Raphael Sbarge (ex-Jim) appears in the upcoming Starz series “Gaslit.”
Jimmy Smits stars in the new show “East New York” Sundays on CBS. He appears on “The Talk” and on “The Late Late Show with James Corden” Thursday, 10/6. both on CBS.
Liza Lapira (ex-Yuki) has a recurring role on “The Equalizer” Sundays on CBS.
Desmond Harrington (Quinn) is working on a new movie, “Butterly in the Typerwriter.”
Luna Vélez (Maria) has some new movies coming out.
Yvonne Strahovski (Hannah) stars in “The Handmaid’s Tale” on HULU and in the movie “The Tomorrow War” on Amazon Prime.
Aimee Garcia (Jamie) has several movies coming out and appeared in “Lucifer” on Netflix and “Marvel’s M.O.D.O.K.” on Disney+.
Margo Martindale (Camill) stars in “American Crime Story” on FX and in “The Good Fight” on Paramount+. She also has some new movies coming out.
David Zayas (Angel) has some films coming out and guest-stars on a re-run of “FBI” Tuesday, 5/3 on CBS.
James Remar appears in the podcast series “The Lamb” and in an upcoming movie, “The Noel Diary.” He’s also joined the cast of “The Rookie” on ABC. More Info
C.S. Lee (Vince) appears in “For All Mankin” on Apple+ and has a few movies coming out.
John Lithgow (ex-Arthur) has many films coming out, is one of the stars of the “Perry Mason” series on HBO. He appears Wednesday, Sept. 21 on “GMA3: What You Need to Know” to discuss his new off-Broadway solo show, “Everything’s Fine.” The autobiographical one-man play will open on Oct. 13 at the DR2 Theatre for a limited run.
Sean Patrick Flanery (Elway) plays Gunpowder in “The Boys” when it returns in July on Amazon Prime. He also has several movies coming out. He appears at the Fanboy Expo in Las Vegas, NV April 22-24. More Info
Julie Benz (Rita) appears in Lifetime movies and in the Netflix series “Love, Victor.” She has a recurring role on “9-1-1: Lone Star” Mondays on FOX.
Dana L. Wilson (Angie) appears in “Rutherford Falls” on Peacock.
David Ramsey (Anton) plays John Diggle in the Arrowverse on the CW. He occasionally appears on superhero shows there, even though “Arrow” was canceled. He also directs the episodes.
Keith Carradine (Frank) has a few movies coming out and appears on “Fear the Walking Dead” on AMC.
Colin Hanks (Travis) appears Monday, October 3 on “The Today Show” on NBC to talk about his new series on Peacock, “A Friend of The Family,” which begins 10/6. He also appears Monday, 10/3 on “Live with Kelly and Ryan”.
Courtney Ford (Christine) plays Nora in the Arrowverse.
Edward James Olmos (Gellar) stars in “Mayans MC” on FX.
Mark Pellegrino (Paul) has a recurring role on “American Rust” on Showtime. He guest-stars on a re-run of “9-1-1” Saturday, February 12 on FOX.
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AFTER AN UNKNOWN SHOOTER CAUSES CHAOS AT AN ANNUAL THANKSGIVING 5K, TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE FOR THE NCIS TEAM TO FIND THE CULPRIT, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, NOV. 21
The Episode was Co-Written by Series Star Diona Reasonover Promo
“Turkey Trot” – After an unknown shooter causes chaos at an annual Thanksgiving 5K, time is of the essence for the NCIS team to find the culprit. Also, Kasie joins Knight for Thanksgiving lunch at Knight’s sister’s house, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Nov 21 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. The episode was co-written by series star Diona Reasonover.
GUEST CAST: Lilan Bowden (Robin Knight) David Blue (Charlie Samuels) Gillian I. White (Navy Rear Admiral Martha Stock) Taryn Kelly (Navy Lieutenant Sara Giles) Gregg Binkley (Bob Stivers) Michael Anthony Perez (Pete The Building Manager)
WRITTEN BY: Diona Reasonover and Scott Williams DIRECTED BY: Lionel Coleman
WHEN A NAVAL OFFICER IS MURDERED WHILE MOONLIGHTING IN COMMUNITY THEATER, THE NCIS TEAM ENLISTS THE HELP OF A FAMILIAR FACE, CHARLIE-1, ON “NCIS: HAWAI’I,” MONDAY, NOV. 21
Linc Hand Returns as Charlie-1 Promo
“Curtain Call” – When a naval officer is murdered while moonlighting in community theater, the NCIS team recruits a familiar face to help lead them to a ruthless international killer. Also, Kai enlists Whistler to open an investigation into an old friend turned criminal, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Nov. 21 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+. Linc Hand returns as Charlie-1.
GUEST CAST: Sierra Swartz Linc Hand Alicia Kaori Moku Durant Aleksandr Ivan Pevec Don Hahaku Danny Kang Elena Evangelo Adam Karst Charlie Hudson III Catherine Ann Restivo Carolyn Samuelson Anastasia Edwards Tyler Kealakai Sara Savusa (Cassandra) (Charlie 1) (Emma Rose) (Frederick) (Petty Officer Kendall Wells) (Tran) (Special Agent Alan Lem) (Janice Motts) (Harom) (Duggy Atwater) (Mabel’s Sister #1) (Mabel’s Sister #2) (Mabel’s Sister #3) (Mabel’s Sister #4) (Mabel’s Sister #5)
WRITTEN BY: Yakira Chambers DIRECTED BY: Christine Moore
WHEN A MARINE FALLS ILL DURING A TRAINING MISSION DUE TO AN ATTACK BY A GENETIC WEAPON, THE NCIS MUST TRACK DOWN THE PERSON RESPONSIBLE, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, NOV. 20 Promo
“Survival of the Fittest” – When a Marine falls ill during a training mission due to an attack by a genetic weapon, the NCIS must track down the person responsible for unleashing it. Also, Deeks struggles with balancing work and home life when Rosa comes down with the flu, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Nov. 20 (10:30-11:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
GUEST CAST: Pamela Reed (Roberta Deeks) Natalia Del Riego (Rosa Reyes) Dominic Burgess (Herman Cooper) Piper Curda (Lisa Cho) Bobby Hogan (Marine Private First Class James Williams) Cyrus Hobbi (Marine Staff Sergeant Pierce) Jesse Boone Susan Slome Marcus Antony Brunner (Nicholas “Nick” Embry) (Jordana Hanson) (Marine Private First Class Edward Hanson)
WRITTEN BY: Andrew Bartels DIRECTED BY: Eric A. Pot
NCIS MUST INVESTIGATE THE SECRETARY OF THE NAVY WHEN HER HUSBAND CLAIMS SHE TRIED TO MURDER HIM, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, NOV. 14 Promo “Love Lost” – NCIS must investigate the Secretary of the Navy when her husband claims she tried to murder him, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Nov. 14 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) GUEST CAST: Michael Kostroff (Felix Lassiter) Carolyn Hennesy (Secretary of The Navy/ Tara Flynn) Elise Eberle (Arlene Wilkes) Jonny Rios (Victor Wilkes) Christian Barillas (Rafael “Rafa” Lopez) Devika Parikh (Doctor Saanvi Singh) Joshua Nazaroff (Zero) Patrick Labyorteaux (Olev Kozlov) Brandon Papo (Bobby)
WRITTEN BY: Brendan Fehily and David J. North DIRECTED BY: Rocky Carroll
WHEN THE MOTHER OF A YOUNG BOY GOES MISSING, THE NCIS TEAM SETS OUT TO FIND HER AND LEARNS THEY AREN’T THE ONLY ONES SEARCHING FOR HER, ON “NCIS: HAWAI’I,” MONDAY, NOV. 14 Promo “Vanishing Act” – When the mother of a young boy goes missing, the NCIS team sets out to find her and learns they aren’t the only ones searching for her, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Nov. 14 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) GUEST CAST: Lucian Perez Adam David Thompson Catherine Kresge (Allie Acosta) Sammy Liddell III (Theo) (Man/Mitchell Smith) (Scared Kid) WRITTEN BY: Mike Diaz & Jan Nash DIRECTED BY: Diana Valentine
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles- Sunday, 11/13, 10:00pm NCIS IS CALLED TO INVESTIGATE AFTER REAR ADMIRAL TED GORDON IS ABDUCTED FROM HIS HOME, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, NOV. 13. “Glory of the Sea” – Promo NCIS is called to investigate after Rear Admiral Ted Gordon is abducted from his home. Also, Kensi struggles with being the fun parent while Deeks is apartment hunting with his mom, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Nov. 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT).GUEST CAST: Duncan Campbell (NCIS Special Agent Castor) John O’Hurley (Navy Rear Admiral Ted Gordon) Bryan Lillis (Jessie Fiore) Audrey Wasilewski (Meredith Huxley) Charles Kohut (Jim Bones) Brent McGregor (Long John) Tre Hall (Marcus Moore) WRITTEN BY: Faythallegra Claude DIRECTED BY: Terence Nightingall
CBS NCIS- Monday, 10/31/22, 9:00pm PARKER’S DELINQUENT PAST RESURFACES WHEN NCIS IS CALLED TO PHILADELPHIA TO INVESTIGATE THE DEATH OF A NAVY PETTY OFFICER, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 Promo “Thick As Thieves” – Parker’s delinquent past resurfaces when NCIS is called to Philadelphia to investigate the death of a Navy petty officer, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Oct. 31 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. Originally aired March 14, 2022. GUEST CAST: Kevin Chapman (Billy Doyle) Ashley Platz (Kat Hanna) Jose Pablo Cantillo (DEA Agent Mark Sisco A.K.A Shady Man) Braxton Hale (Colin) Trisha LaFache (Lola) Ruben Grundy (Philadelphia P.D. Detective Dubrow) Deb Heitt (Navy Chief Laura Ramirez) Tony Becker (Policeman) Ansel Carpenter (Billy A.K.A. Boy #1) Harrison Leahy (Al A.K.A Boy #2) Jeff Pride (Car Owner) Val Garrahan (Navy Petty Officer Second Class Danna Calley) WRITTEN BY: Marco Schnabel DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara
CBS NCIS: Hawai’i- Monday, 10/31/22, 10:00pm AS JESSE ENJOYS A DAY SAILING WITH HIS DAUGHTER, PIRATES SEIZE THEIR YACHT, TAKE EVERYONE HOSTAGE AND ATTACK JESSE, LEAVING HIS TEAM TO QUICKLY LOCATE AND RESCUE HIS DAUGHTER, ON “NCIS: HAWAI`I,” MONDAY, OCTOBER 31 Promo “Pirates” – As Jesse enjoys a day sailing with his daughter, Gracie (Chloe Csengery), pirates suddenly seize their yacht, take all the passengers hostage and attack Jesse, leaving it up to his team to quickly locate and rescue his daughter, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI`I, Monday, October 31 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. Originally aired March 7, 2022. GUEST CAST: Mark Gessner (CGIS Special Agent Neil Pike) Chloe Csengery (Gracie Boone) Louise Barnes (Kaya) Jaiden Kaine (Bandile) Emmanuel Kabongo (Pirate #2) Presciliana Esparolini (Rebecca Hely) Victor Lozano(Captain) Nico David (Adrian Hely) Makana Say (Classmate #1) JP Graves-Lock (Classmate #2) Malia Aiello (Classmate #3) WRITTEN BY: Yalun Tu DIRECTED BY: Tim Andrew
WHEN AIDEN HANNA’S PLANE CRASHES AND HE IS ACCUSED OF BEING AT FAULT FOR THE ACCIDENT, THE NCIS TEAM MUST INVESTIGATE TO CLEAR HIS NAME, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, OCT. 30 Promo “Dead Stick” – When Aiden Hanna’s plane crashes and he is accused of being at fault for the accident, the NCIS team must investigate to clear his name. Also, Rountree considers how he wants to handle the aftermath of the incident with the LAPD and Sam finds a new caretaker for his father, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Oct. 30 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. GUEST CAST: Kavi Ramachandran Ladnier (NCIS Reserve Agent Shyla Dahr) Richard Gant (Raymond Hanna) Tye White (Aiden Hanna) Joanna Bacalso (Navy Lieutenant Commander Kristina Hirsch) Gabriel Burrafato (Navy Commander Jose Espinoza) Ryan Radis (Jake Primiani) Christopher Amitrano (Navy Maintenance Master Chief Brian Frazier) Sean Freeland (Marco Madsen) Brittany Freeth (Navy Air Controller) Erik R. Norris (Patrick) Linara Washington (Nurse Constance Harper) WRITTEN BY: Lee A.Carlisle DIRECTED BY: Dennis Smith
WHEN A MARINE CORPORAL DIES IN A TIDE POOL AFTER BEING EXPOSED TO FENTANYL, THE NCIS TEAM MUST QUICKLY FIND THE SOURCE OF THE DRUGS, ON “NCIS: HAWAI’I,” MONDAY, OCT. 24 Promo “Changing Tides” – When a Marine Corporal dies in a tide pool after being exposed to fentanyl, the NCIS team must quickly find the source of the drugs. Also, Alex talks to his parents about taking a gap year and Ernie reveals personal news to Lucy, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Oct. 24 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT). GUEST CAST: Seana Kofoed (Commander Chase) Anthony Ruivivar (Daniel Tennant) Cher Alvarez (Bam Bam) Alexander Grace (Marine Corporal Jasper Kanahele) Nicole Rombaoa (Gabby) Stacey Hinnen (Bartender) Cassandra Blair(Amanda Lee) Kyle Leatherberry (Tyler) WRITTEN BY: Noah Evslin DIRECTED BY: Lionel Coleman
WHEN AN NCIS AGENT TURNS UP DEAD AND KASIE GOES UNACCOUNTED FOR, THE TEAM MUST WORK QUICKLY TO TRACK THE KILLER, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, OCT 24 Promo “The Good Fighter” – When an NCIS agent turns up dead and Kasie goes unaccounted for, the team must work quickly to find the killer, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Oct 24 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) GUEST CAST: Mark Atteberry (Medgar Nash) Amber Friendly (Eden Greyson) Menik Gooneratne (Diya Khatri) Damian Joseph Quinn (Travis Baltoni) KayKay Blaisdell (Gen Z Girl) Vonzell Carter (Instructor) WRITTEN BY: Kimberly-Rose Wolter DIRECTED BY: Jose Clemente Hernandez
WHEN A GROUP OF GRISLY MURDERERS RESURFACES AFTER EVADING CAPTURE YEARS AGO, THE NCIS TEAM JOINS FORCES WITH THE FBI TO HUNT THEM DOWN, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, OCT. 23 Promo “The Body Stitchers” – The NCIS team join forces with the FBI when a group of grisly murderers known as “The Body Stitchers” returns after evading capture by NCIS years ago. Also, Sam’s dad makes a new friend in Arkady, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Oct. 23 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT). GUEST CAST: Alicia Coppola (FBI Senior Special Agent Lisa Rand) JD Cullum (FBI Forensic Psychologist Mark Collins) Derrick A. King (Michael Jeffries) Richard Gant (Raymond Hanna) Rob Nagle (Albert “Al” Barrington/Plague Doctor) Tobias Jelinek (Bobby Griffin/Wolf) Matt Kelly (Justin Tucker/Clown) Teya Patt (Cindy Ferguson/Faceless Mask) Adrian Elizondo (Philip Guerrero) Antony Del Rio (Alexander Hughes) WRITTEN BY: Adam G. Key & Frank Military DIRECTED BY: Suzanne Saltz
CBS NCIS- Monday, 10/17, 9:00pm AGENT PARKER STEPS UP TO PROTECT DIRECTOR VANCE AFTER A TERRIFYING HOME INVASION, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, OCT 17 “Guardian” –Promo Agent Parker steps up to protect Director Vance after a terrifying home invasion. Also, the team detects advancements in Jessica and Jimmy’s blossoming romance, on the CBS Original series NCIS, Monday, Oct 17 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) GUEST CAST: Jessica Gardner (Olivia Kahn) Marem Hassler (Lena Paulsen) Dustin Seavey (Larry Sykes) Elyse Levesque (Frauke Biedermann) Oscar Best (Phil Newcastle) Charley Rowan McCain (Heidi Umarov Paulsen) Marika Engelhardt (Elisabeth Wenders) Ian Fisher (Sergei Umarov) WRITTEN BY: Marco Schnabel DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr.
CBS NCIS: Hawai’i- Monday, 10/17, 10:00pm THE NCIS TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEATH OF A NAVY SAILOR AND GOES HEAD-TO-HEAD WITH A RUTHLESS LOCAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATION, ON “NCIS: HAWAI’I,” MONDAY, OCT. 17 Promo “Sudden Death” – The NCIS team investigates the death of a Navy sailor and goes head-to-head with a ruthless local criminal organization. Also, Lucy looks for a new apartment, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Oct. 17 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT). GUEST CAST: Danielle Nuela Zalopany (Hina) Anthony Ruivivar (Daniel Tennant) Jonah Ho’Okano (AJ Hale) Kai Moya (Titus Ioane) Branscombe Richmond (Maleko Ioane) Nakoa Decoite (Max Koa) Tui Asau (Inu Koa) Siua Ikale’o (Ricky Sio) Gabriel “G-Rod” Rodriguez (Tom) Kanoa Leahey (Announcer) WRITTEN BY: Yalun Tu DIRECTED BY: Tawnia McKiernan
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles- Sunday, 10/16, 10:00pm Promo AFTER A DUO OF ARCHITECTS WHO DESIGNS SECURE BUILDINGS IS KIDNAPPED, THE NCIS TEAM LAUNCHES A MASSIVE SEARCH TO BRING THEM HOME SAFELY, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, OCT. 16 “Of Value” – After an architect duo who specializes in designing secure buildings is kidnapped, the NCIS team mounts a search to bring them home. Also, Deeks and Kensi realize they may need to get Rosa some help with her schoolwork, and Anna considers a career outside of law enforcement, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Oct. 16 (10:30-11:30 PM, ET/PT). GUEST CAST: Bar Paly (Anastasia “Anna” Kolcheck) Gregory D. Gadson (Army Colonel Jackson Ladd) Sigrid Owen (Mila Curren) Regina Ting Chen (Navy Commander Cheng) Melanie Hawkins (Lindsey Sandhagen) Lawrence J. Hughes (Emmett Sandhagen) Elester Latham (Jerry) Dominic Zamprogna (Paul Figueiredo) Kaya Jackson (Sophia Sandhagen) Devin Looc (Ty Sandhagen) Matthew Law (Josh McCall) Alain Mora (Chito Aldana)Torshawn Roland (Jay) Glen Steele (Man) Duncan Campbell (NCIS Special Agent Castor) WRITTEN BY: Kyle Harimoto DIRECTED BY: Diana C. Valentine
THE NCIS TEAM SEARCHES FOR A SUSPECT AND THEIR MOTIVE FOLLOWING THE BOMBING OF A LARGE FACILITY WHERE MILITARY COMBAT DRONES ARE ASSEMBLED, ON THE 14TH SEASON PREMIERE OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, OCT. 9 Promo “Game of Drones” – The NCIS team searches for a suspect and their motive following the bombing of a large facility where military combat drones are assembled. Also, Callen and Kilbride get troubling news about a body found in Syria, on the 14th season premiere of the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, Oct. 9 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
GUEST CAST: Kavi Ramachandran Ladnier (NCIS Reserve Agent Shyla Dahr) Natalia Del Riego (Rosa Reyes) Jennifer Marshall (Navy Commander Neal) Jamil Zraikat (Cyrus Karimian) Jenapher Zheng (Janice Ng) Anna Rajo (Maria Estevez) Richard Gant (Raymond Hanna) Turhan Troy Caylak (Darius “Bunny” Vale) Ramona Dubarry (Monica Tavares)
WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: Kevin Berlandi
AGENT KNIGHT’S PAST RESURFACES WHEN HER EX-BOYFRIEND TEAMS UP WITH NCIS TO INVESTIGATE A CAMPSITE MURDER, ON “NCIS,” MONDAY, OCT 10 Promo “Leave No Trace” – Agent Knight’s past resurfaces when her ex-boyfriend, a National Parks Service agent, teams up with NCIS to investigate a campsite murder, on the CBS Original Series NCIS, Monday, Oct 10 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
GUEST CAST:Caleb Alexander Smith (USNPS ISB Special Agent Gage Winchester) Norman Lehnert (Greg Patrick Walsh) Michael Petrone (Camping Guide Carl) Nicola Posener (Maxine Lautner) Tiffany Dion (Eye Roll Girl) WRITTEN BY: Chad Gomez Creasey DIRECTED BY: William Webb
WHEN A NAVY SAILOR WASHES UP DEAD IN A SACRED, FORBIDDEN KAPU SITE, THE NCIS TEAM BRINGS CGIS SPECIAL AGENT PIKE TO HELP UNMASK THE MYSTERY AND CATCH A POSSIBLE SERIAL KILLER ON THE ISLAND, ON “NCIS: HAWAI’I,” MONDAY, OCT. 10 LeVar Burton Returns to Direct Promo “Primal Fear” – When a Navy sailor washes up dead in a sacred, forbidden kapu site, the NCIS team brings CGIS Special Agent Pike to unmask the mystery and catch a possible serial killer on the island. Also, Tennant meets Alex’s new girlfriend, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Oct. 10 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. This episode is directed by LeVar Burton. GUEST CAST: Seana Kofoed (Commander Chase) Mark Gessner (CGIS Agent Neil Pike) Sierra Swartz (Cassandra Souza) Lily Bleu Andrew (Ella Baird) Cindy Ramirez (Ava Nakama) Jeremy Isaiah Earl (Ranger Delroy Windell) Eric Ladin(Ranger Bryson Stone) Don Swayze (Joe) WRITTEN BY: Ron McGee DIRECTED BY: LeVar Burton
CBS NCIS- Monday, 10/3 Promo “Unearth” – When a dead body is found at an ancient burial site that is thought to be cursed, the team tries to determine the motive and the symbolism behind the crime. Also, as Torres continues therapy with Dr. Grace, he discovers that their lives are in danger, on the CBS Original Series NCIS, Monday, Oct 3 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*.
GUEST CAST: Laura San Giacomo (Dr. Grace Confalone) Laith Wallschleger (Erik Nilsson/Dozer) Jonathan Kowalsky (Nate Holt/Rookie) Billy Miller (Ezra Moretti/Second Man) Beth Fraser (Reporter #1) Danny Royce (Reporter #2) Jane Carr (Dr. Erica Heller) Mike McShane (Dr. Matthew Heller) Grace Narducci (Nicole) Deborah Vancelette (Nurse) Marty Dew (Daniel Vega)
WRITTEN BY: Yasemin Yilmaz DIRECTED BY: Diana Valentine
CBS NCIS: Hawai’i- Monday, 10/3 Promo “Stolen Valor” – Tennant and the NCIS team suspect foul play when they investigate a fatal car crash involving a Navy officer who turns out to be an imposter. Also, Whistler finds herself in danger when she goes undercover to learn the truth behind the accident, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Oct. 3 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+. <br>GUEST CAST: Seana Kofoed Cher Alvarez Kate Miner Kathy Searle Oksana Platero Shawn Passwaters Terrence Arashi Elliott Olivia Jordan Anastasia Baranova Antal Kalik (Commander Chase) (Bam Bam) (Lt. Audry) (Lydia) (Malkie) (Michael Garrett) (Cargo Facility Guard) (Woman/Vessela Toska) (Elena) (Thug 1)
CBS NCIS: Los Angeles (RE-RUN)- Saturday, 10/1 “Down the Rabbit Hole” – The NCIS team must quickly find Callen after he falls for Katya’s trap using Sam’s deepfake to coordinate a weapons deal, on the CBS Original series NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Saturday, October 1 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. GUEST CAST: Bar Paly (Anastasia “Anna” Kolcheck) Sasha Clements (Katya Miranova) Elizabeth Bogush (Joelle Taylor) Karolina Szymczak (Vavara/Female Fire Captain) Beckett Gunderson (Young Callen) Andrei Dolezal (Young Pembrook) Jamil Akim O’Quinn (Detective Michael McNeil) WRITTEN BY: Frank Military DIRECTED BY: Frank Military Sneak Peek
CBS NCIS- Monday, 9/26 “Daddy Issues” – McGee’s personal life and professional life intersect when a dad from his children’s school is linked to a break-in at a government storage bunker, on the CBS Original Series NCIS, Monday, Sept 26 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+*. GUEST CAST: Kash Abdulmalik (Carter Landegraff/Traffic volunteer) Peter Porte (Owen Belfort III/ Preppy dad) Brian Thomas Smith (Larry/Dad/Bro/Driver) Erik Heger (Sam the manager/Hans Bjurstorm) Rob Welsh (Julian Reinhardt/Angry mourner) Desiree Mee Jung (Dee Walters) Mary Chieffo (Sierra Thompson) Kyle Eastman (Stafford Meeks) WRITTEN BY: Scott Williams DIRECTED BY: Tawnia McKiernan Sneak Peek
CBS NCIS: Hawai’i- Monday, 9/26 “Blind Curves” – The NCIS team’s investigation takes them deep into the world of illegal street racing after a Marine staff sergeant’s body is discovered in a junkyard. Also, Tennant is concerned Alex is hiding something from her, and Whistler is anxious about introducing Lucy to her co-workers, on the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Sept. 26 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+.* GUEST CAST: Seana Kofoed Derek Phillips (Commander Chase) (Michael Curtis) Anthony Ruivivar Matthew Napoleon Makana David Tristyn Lau Julian Sensley Kurt Ken Kaminaka Robby Ramos (Daniel Tennant) (Forklift Operator) (Junkyard Worker) (Lani Woo) (Behemoth) (Myron Cho) (Sol) WRITTEN BY: Matt Bosack DIRECTED BY: Yangzom Brauen Promo
CBS NCIS- Monday, 9/19 Season Premiere “A Family Matter” – Special Agent Alden Parker (Gary Cole) is still on the run with his ex-wife Vivian (Teri Polo), so the team investigates who from his past might have a personal vendetta against him in hopes of clearing Parker’s name. Enlisting the help of NCIS: Hawai’i’s Special Agent Jane Tennant (Vanessa Lachey) and Computer Specialist Ernie Malick (Jason Antoon), who are in town meeting with Director Leon Vance (Rocky Carroll) in preparation for a global military exercise, the group tracks down their prime suspect, The Raven, on the CBS Original Series NCIS, Monday, Sept. 19 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+. Promo Guest cast: GUEST CAST: Wilmer Valderrama (Nick Torres) Gary Cole (Alden Parker) Brian Dietzen (Jimmy Palmer) Diona Reasonover (Kasie Hines) Katrina Law (Jessica Knight) Seana Kofoed (Commander Chase) Michael Weston (Maxwell/Raven/Hearns) Bam Bam (Cher Alvarez) Eric Lynch (Lt. Shay) Trevor Danielson (Pilot) John Billingsley (Professor Staggs) Mason Michael Moore (Air Traffic Controller) WRITTEN BY: Jan Nash & Christopher Silber DIRECTED BY: Tim Andrew
CBS NCIS: Hawai’i- Monday, 9/19 Season Premiere “Prisoners’ Dilemma” – Special Agent Tennant’s team, along with NCIS agents Nick Torres and Jessica Knight, learns about plans for an attack on RIMPAC (The Rim of the Pacific Exercises) in Oahu, the world’s largest international maritime warfare exercise, on the conclusion to the special NCIS crossover event and the season two premiere the CBS Original series NCIS: HAWAI’I, Monday, Sept. 19 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network, and available to stream live and on demand on Paramount+.* NCIS stars Gary Cole, Brian Dietzen and Diona Reasonover also guest star. Promo Guest cast: GUEST CAST: Wilmer Valderrama (Nick Torres) Gary Cole (Alden Parker) Brian Dietzen (Jimmy Palmer) Diona Reasonover (Kasie Hines) Katrina Law (Jessica Knight) Seana Kofoed (Commander Chase) Michael Weston (Maxwell/Raven/Hearns) Bam Bam (Cher Alvarez) Eric Lynch (Lt. Shay) Trevor Danielson (Pilot) John Billingsley (Professor Staggs) Mason Michael Moore (Air Traffic Controller) WRITTEN BY: Jan Nash & Christopher Silber DIRECTED BY: Tim Andrew
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CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Saturday, December 25 BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HETTY ASSIGNS CALLEN THE CASE OF HIS FORMER FOSTER BROTHER AND HIS WIFE WHO, UPON REENTRY INTO THE U.S., ARE FRAMED FOR SMUGGLING DRUGS ACROSS THE BORDER IN HER OXYGEN TANKS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SATURDAY, DECEMBER 25
“If the Fates Allow” – Before Christmas, Hetty assigns Callen the case of his former foster brother and his wife who, upon reentry into the U.S., are framed for smuggling drugs across the border in her oxygen tanks. Also, Deeks is struggling with losing his job at NCIS, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Saturday, December 25 (8:00–9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 12/13/21)
WRITTEN BY: Andrew Bartels
DIRECTED BY: Dan Liu Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Saturday, November 20 DEEKS IS KIDNAPPED, NCIS INVESTIGATES THE SHOOTING OF A MILITARIZED DOLPHIN EQUIPPED WITH A RUSSIAN MICROCHIP, AND HETTY RETURNS, ON A REBROADCAST OF THE 12TH SEASON FINALE OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 20
“A Tale of Two Igors” — Deeks is kidnapped by an associate of Kirkin’s (Ravil Isyanov) in need of his help and NCIS investigates the shooting of a militarized dolphin equipped with a Russian microchip. Also, Beale makes Nell an interesting offer and Hetty returns, on the 12th season finale of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Saturday, November 20 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 5/23/21)
GUEST CAST: Gerald McRaney (Retired Navy Admiral Hollace Kilbride) Sandi Todorovic (Igor Kuznetsov) Sisa Grey (Dr. Jennifer Tuala) Denys Toliarenko (Taras) Luke Sholl (Henry) Michael Klesic (Igor Lebedev) Ravil Isyanov (Anatoli Kirkin)
WRITTEN BY: Kyle Harimoto and R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: John P. Kousakis Promo
CBS WHILE NCIS MUST TRACK DOWN AN ORGANIZED CRIME LEADER WHO IS TRYING TO BUY STOLEN DEFENSE TECHNOLOGY, CALLEN GOES TO ANNA TO ASK THE ULTIMATE QUESTION, ON “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 25. Promo
“A Fait Accompli” – While NCIS must track down an organized crime leader who is trying to buy stolen defense technology, Callen goes to Anna to ask the ultimate question. Also, Deeks is kicked out of NCIS training only to find that Hetty has a life-changing surprise for him, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Saturday, September 25 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network.
GUEST CAST:
Gerald McRaney (Retired Navy Admiral Hollace Kilbride)
Erik Palladino (CIA Officer Vostanik Sabatino)
Robert Gant (Ron Lewis)
Johnny Jay Lee (Young Callen)
Alyssa Jirrels (Jocelyn)
Kayla Smith (Kamran “Kam” Hanna)
Alina Brown (Angela Brown)
David Carpenter (Clyde)
Donna Feldman (Kendra)
Kelemete Misipeka (Simi Latu)
Allen Theosky Rowe (Jimmy Fang)
Godwin Asamoah Obeng (Musa Okoye)
Angela Zhou (Lauren)
Duncan Campbell (NCIS Special Agent Castor)
WRITTEN BY: R. Matt Klafter and Kyle Harimoto
DIRECTED BY: Eric Pot
Aunjanue Ellis (Michelle/Quinn) is nominated for an Emmy for Supporting Actress in a Drama for her role in “Lovecraft Country.” The Emmys will air Sunday, September 19, 2021 on CBS.
CBS NCIS: NEW ORLEANS – Saturday, September 18 THE NIGHT BEFORE PRIDE’S WEDDING TO RITA AND CONNOR ENTERING WITNESS PROTECTION, PRIDE RACES TO FIND WHO ATTACKED JIMMY AND CONNOR AND LEARN SASHA’S ULTERIOR MOTIVES REGARDING THEIR SON, ON A REBROADCAST OF THE SERIES FINALE OF “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 18
“Laissez les Bons Temps Rouler” — On the eve of Pride’s wedding to Rita, and Connor entering witness protection, Pride must find who attacked Jimmy (Jason Alan Carvell) and Connor (Drew Scheid), while also figuring out Sasha’s (Callie Thorne) ulterior motives regarding their son, on the series finale of “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” Saturday, September 18 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 5/23/21)
GUEST CAST: Jason Alan Carvell (Jimmy Boyd) Shanley Caswell (Laurel Pride) Callie Thorne (Sasha Broussard) Joanna Cassidy (Mena Pride) Drew Scheid (Connor Davenport) Nathan Wallace (Duke) Michael Ray Smith (US Marshall) Brian Edwards (US Marshall) Christopher Allen Monberg (Carriage Driver)
WRITTEN BY: Chad Gomez Creasey, Ron McGee and Stephanie SenGupta
DIRECTED BY: Tim Andrew Promo
CBS NCIS – Monday, September 13 WHILE PURSUING A DANGEROUS ARMS DEALER, THE TEAM IS SHOCKED WHEN BISHOP IS IMPLICATED IN AN OLD NSA LEAK, AND THE KILLER GIBBS AND MARCIE HAVE BEEN TRACKING MAY BE ONTO THEM, ON A REBROADCAST OF THE 18TH SEASON FINALE OF “NCIS” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
Pam Dawber Returns as Investigative Journalist Marcie Warren
“Rule 91” – While pursuing a dangerous arms dealer, the team is shocked when Bishop is implicated in an old NSA leak. Also, Gibbs and Marcie (Pam Dawber) realize that the killer they’ve been tracking may be onto them, on the 18th season finale of NCIS, Monday, September 13 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 5/25/21)
GUEST CAST: Pam Dawber (Marcie Warren) Katrina Law (NCIS REACT Special Agent Jessica Knight) Rafael Petardi (Afrim Murati) Elayn J. Taylor (Odette Malone) Donzaleigh Abernathy (NSA Deputy Director Ronda Ellis)
WRITTEN BY: David J. North and Brendan Fehily
DIRECTED BY: Diana Valentine Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Monday, September 13 CALLEN AND THE TEAM DISCOVER THAT ANNA IS BEING HELD BY A GROUP WITH TIES TO ANNA’S UPBRINGING AND MUST RESCUE HER BEFORE SHE IS FORCIBLY RETURNED TO RUSSIA, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 13
“The Noble Maidens” – Callen and the team discover that Anna is being held by a group with ties to Anna’s upbring and must rescue her before she is forcibly returned to Russia. Also, Admiral Kilbride makes Nell a serious offer, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, September 13 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 4/4/21)
GUEST CAST: Gerald McRaney (Retired Navy Admiral Hollace Kilbride) Bar Paly (Anastasia “Anna” Kolcheck) Vyto Ruginis (Arkady Kolcheck) Elizabeth Bogush (Joelle Taylor) Ravil Isyanov (Anatoli Kirkin) Weronika Rosati (Vanya Leonova) Nika Khitrova (Odessa Kedrova) Olesya Rulin (Zasha Gagarin) Dee Freeman (Lucinda) Duncan Campbell (NCIS Special Agent Castor)
WRITTEN BY: Chad Mazero & R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: James Hanlon Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Sunday, September 12 CALLEN AND NCIS OFFER UP ANNA AS BAIT TO KATYA IN ORDER TO RESCUE JOELLE FROM FURTHER TORTURE BY THE RUSSIANS, ON A REBRODACST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, SEPTEMBER 12
“Red Rover, Red Rover” – To rescue Joelle from further torture by the Russians, Callen and NCIS must offer up Anna as bait to Katya. Also, Callen finally discovers who accused him of being Russian spy, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, September 12 (10:30-11:30 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 3/28/21)
WRITTEN BY: Andrew Bartels
DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara Promo
CBS NCIS: NEW ORLEANS – Saturday, September 11 WHILE PRIDE AND RITA PLAN THEIR WEDDING, THE FBI ARRESTS CONNOR AS A MEANS OF GETTING TO HIS MOTHER, AND RITA MAY BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO CAN SAVE THEM, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” SATURDAY, SEPT. 11
“Runs in the Family” – While Pride and Rita plan their wedding, the FBI arrests Connor (Drew Scheid) in connection to the bar’s firebombing as a means of getting to his mother, Sasha Broussard (Callie Thorne), and Rita may be the only person who can save them, on “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” Saturday, September 11 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT), on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 5/16/21)
GUEST CAST: Jason Alan Carvell (Jimmy Boyd) Callie Thorne (Sasha Broussard) Joanna Cassidy (Mena Pride) Drew Scheid (Connor Davenport) Cara Mitsuko (Agent Lee) Anna Enger Ritch (Kara Vreeland) Jennifer Van Horn (Grandmother) Jennifer Patino (Agent Griera) Ezekiel Boston (Agent Everford) Justin Davis (Morgan) Haris Pervaiz (Faisal) Steven Walden (Officer Roy)
WRITTEN BY: Ron McGee and Stephanie SanGupta
DIRECTED BY: Mary Lou Belli Promo
CBS NCIS- Monday, September 6 EVIDENCE FROM THE STABBING OF A MARINE SERGEANT LEADS TORRES TO MEET HIS FATHER, WHO LEFT WHEN HE WAS A CHILD, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
Pam Dawber Returns as Marcie Warren, an Investigative Reporter
Steven Bauer Guest Stars as Miguel Torres, Nick Torres’ Father
“Sangre” – Evidence from the stabbing of a Marine Sergeant leads Torres to meet his father, Miguel (Steven Bauer), who left when he was a child, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Monday, September 6 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Pam Dawber returns as investigative reporter Marcie Warren. (Originally broadcast 4/27/21.)
GUEST CAST: Pam Dawber (Marcie Warren) Steven Bauer (Miguel Torres) Tijuana Ricks (CIA Agent Pamela Walsh/Woman) Christine Dunford (Jeri Fleckman) Alex Feldman (Retired Marine Sergeant Thomas Baird) Stephanie Cleough (Kelly Larson) Ektor Rivera (Father) Connie Jackson (Elaine) Jeff Elam (Lead Detective) Tiago Martinez Castillo (5-year-old Boy)
WRITTEN BY: Marco Schnabel
DIRECTED BY: James Whitmore, Jr. Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Monday, September 6 AFTER CALLEN RECEIVES A CRYPTIC MESSAGE FROM HETTY, HE TRACKS DOWN THE PERSON TAILING HIM, BRINGING HIM TO A REMOTE LOCATION TEEMING WITH RUSSIANS…AND FACE TO FACE WITH ANNA, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 6
“Can’t Take My Eyes Off You” – After Callen receives a cryptic message from Hetty, he tracks down the person tailing him, bringing him to a remote location teeming with Russians… and face to face with Anna, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, September 6 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 2/28/21)
GUEST CAST: Bar Paly (Anastasia “Anna” Kolcheck) Nicki Micheaux (DOJ Special Agent Effie Carlson) Alex Portenko (Maksim Myshkin) Elizabeth Bogush (Joelle Taylor) Kayla Smith (Kamran “Kam” Hanna) Michael King (Logan Reynolds) Alex Dobrenko (Boris) Adam George Key (LAPD Officer Harrison)
WRITTEN BY: Lee A. Carlisle
DIRECTED BY: Tawnia McKiernan Promo
CBS NCIS – Tuesday, August 31 VANCE ASSIGNS MCGEE, TORRES AND BISHOP TO COVID COMPLIANCE DUTY AT A FOREIGN AFFAIRS SUMMIT, WHERE THEY DISCOVER A LINK TO ANOTHER NCIS TEAM’S MURDER CASE, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, AUGUST 31
Pam Dawber Guest Stars as Investigative Journalist Marcie Warren
Rocky Carroll Directed the Episode
“Gut Punch” – Vance assigns McGee, Torres and Bishop to COVID compliance duty at a foreign affairs summit, where they discover a link to another NCIS team’s murder case, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, August 31 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Rocky Carroll directed the episode. Pam Dawber guest stars as investigative journalist Marcie Warren. (Originally broadcast 4/6/21.)
GUEST CAST: Pam Dawber (Marcie Warren) William Allen Young (U.S. Secretary of Defense Moses McClaine) Victoria Platt (NCIS Special Agent Veronica “Ronnie” Tyler) Zane Holtz (NCIS Special Agent Dale Sawyer) Andrew Pifko (Miles Thatcher) Connie Jackson (Elaine) Daniel Peera (Nasser Al-Kamal) Preston Butler III (Kendle Spotnitz) Paolo Andino (Arthur) Kamel Haddad (Yemeni Foreign Affairs Minister) Brick Jackson (Little Pinky)
WRITTEN BY: Christopher J. Waild
DIRECTED BY: Rocky Carroll Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Monday, August 30 WHEN CALLEN GOES TO THE NATIONAL COUNTERTERRORISM CENTER ON THE PRETEXT OF INTERROGATING A RUSSIAN ASSET FROM A PAST CASE, HE IS DETAINED AND ACCUSED OF BEING A RUSSIAN ASSET, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” MONDAY, AUGUST 30
Episode Directed by Series Star Daniela Ruah
Gerald McRaney Returns as Admiral Kilbride
“Russia, Russia, Russia” – When Callen goes to the National Counterterrorism Center on the pretext of interrogating a Russian asset from the crashed plane case he investigated months earlier, the tables are turned and he is detained, accused of being a Russian agent, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, August 30 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. Episode is directed by series star Daniela Ruah. Gerald McRaney returns as Admiral Kilbride. (OAD 2/21/21)
GUEST CAST: Gerald McRaney (Retired Navy Admiral Hollace Kilbride) Ravil Isyanov (Anatoli Kirkin) Nicki Micheaux (DOJ Special Agent Effie Carlson) Seamus Dever (Kapitan Alexi Gonchgarov) Olesya Rulin (Zasha Gagarin) Eugene Prokofiev (Oleg Barinov) Sara Donchey (Reporter Sara Donchey)
WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: Daniela Ruah Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Sunday, August 29 WHEN NCIS INVESTIGATES THE MURDER OF A MAN ABOUT TO REVEAL THE SOURCE OF A MASSIVE COUNTERFEITING OPERATION, AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE BECOMES THEIR PRIME SUSPECT AND REVEALS THE TRUE REASON FOR HER RETURN, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, AUGUST 29
“Love Kills” — When NCIS investigates the murder of a man about to reveal the source of a massive counterfeiting operation, an old acquaintance becomes their prime suspect and reveals the true reason for her return. Also, Deeks struggles during training to become an official NCIS agent, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Sunday, August 29 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/10/21.)
GUEST CAST: Erik Palladino (CIA Officer Vostanik Sabatino) Mariela Garriga (Pietra Rey) Nicki Micheaux (DOJ Special Agent Effie Carlson) P.J. Marino (Motel Manager) Christian Telemar (Deputy U.S. Marshall) Grey Acuna (DOJ Attorney Blake Garcia) Allen Theosky Rowe (Jimmy Fang) Jonathon Booker (Instructor) Godwin Asamoah Obeng (Musa Okoye)
WRITTEN BY: R. Scott Gemmill
DIRECTED BY: Dan Liu Promo
CBS NCIS: NEW ORLEANS – Saturday, August 28 THE TEAM INVESTIGATES THE DEADLY BAR BOMBING AND IMPENDING CRIMINAL TURF WAR INVOLVING SASHA BROUSSARD, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” SATURDAY, AUGUST 28
“Choices” –The team investigates the deadly bar bombing and impending criminal turf war involving Sasha Broussard. Also, while Pride must come to terms with having Connor in his life, Carter and Hannah work to define their new relationship, on “NCIS: NEW ORLEANS,” Saturday, August 28 (9:00-10:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (OAD 5/2/21)
WRITTEN BY: Chad Gomez Creasey & Christopher Silber
DIRECTED BY: Lionel Coleman Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Monday, August 23 THE NCIS TEAM’S MURDER INVESTIGATION OF A MAN WHO SOLD MILITARY INFORMATION LEADS THEM TO THE ABDUCTION OF A DOCTOR WHOSE CUTTING-EDGE NEUROTECHNOLOGY COULD BE DEVELOPED INTO ADVANCED WEAPONRY, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” MONDAY, AUGUST 23
“Overdue” — The NCIS team’s murder investigation of a man who sold military information leads to the abduction of a doctor whose cutting edge neurotechnology could be developed into advanced weaponry. Also, team members are interviewed by FLETC to see if Deeks would make a good NCIS agent, and Callen tries to have an important talk with Arkady, on a rebroadcast of NCIS: LOS ANGELES, Monday, August 23 (10:00-11:00 PM, ET) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 1/3/21.)
GUEST CAST: Vyto Ruginis (Arkady Kolcheck) Presciliana Esparolini (DCSA Agent Rosa Martinez) Kayla Smith (Kamran “Kam” Hanna) Kira Sternbach (Lisa) Jeremy Guskin (Peter “Rocket” Mooring) Steven J. Young (David Lao) Debbie Fan (Navy Lieutenant Commander Natalie Chan) Allen Theosky Rowe (Jimmy Fang)
WRITTEN BY: Chad Mazero
DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara Promo
CBS NCIS – Tuesday, August 24 NCIS UNCOVERS A SECRET DOGFIGHTING RING, WHICH LEADS TO AN UNEXPECTED MOVE BY ONE OF THE TEAM MEMBERS, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS,” TUESDAY, AUGUST 24
“Watchdog” – NCIS uncovers a secret dogfighting ring, which leads to an unexpected move by one of the team members, on a rebroadcast of NCIS, Tuesday, August 24 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 3/16/21.)
GUEST CAST: Laura San Giacomo (Grace Confalone) Hugo Armstrong (NCIS Inspector General Eugene Coyle) Max Adler (Luke Stana) Rickey Eugene Brown (Navy Petty Officer Third Class Ed Thomas) Marcos Favela (Navy Petty Officer Third Class Carlos Garcia) Nancy Linehan Charles (Ruthann Harrison) Amrapali Ambegaokar (July Wunderman) Nikki Crawford (Dr. Shawna Street) Jordan Murphy (Navy Commander Ben Randall)
WRITTEN BY: Brendan Fehily and David J. North
DIRECTED BY: Diana Valentine Promo
CBS NCIS: LOS ANGELES – Sunday, August 22 IN ORDER TO GET CRITICAL INTEL ON A MATTER OF NATIONAL SECURITY, KENSI MUST COME FACE TO FACE WITH A SOCIOPATH WHO HAS BEEN OBSESSED WITH HER SINCE SHE PUT HIM JAIL YEARS AGO, ON A REBROADCAST OF “NCIS: LOS ANGELES,” SUNDAY, AUGUST 22
“Raising the Dead” – In order to get intel on a matter of national security, Kensi must come face-to-face with a sociopath who has been obsessed with her since she put him in jail years ago. Also, though Deeks is desperate to keep Kensi safe, he is forced to leave NCIS, on NCIS: LOS ANGELES on a special night and time, Sunday, August 22 (10:00-11:00 PM ET), on the CBS Television Network. (Originally broadcast 12/6/20.)
GUEST CAST: Frank Military (David Kessler) Izabella Miko (Michelle Boucher) Angel Parker (Secret Service Agent Alicia Monroe) Matt Peters (FBI Agent Michael Rudolph) Bojesse Christopher (Deputy Warden Max Fielder) Daryl Crittenden (Randy Sinclair) Adam George Key (LAPD Officer Harrison) Jason Medwin (Prison Guard #1) David Proffitt (Prison Guard #2) WRITTEN BY: Frank Military
DIRECTED BY: Terrence O’Hara Promo
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NCIS
CURRENT
Leroy Jethro Gibbs…Mark Harmon
Donald Mallard…David McCallum
Timothy McGee…Sean Murray
Jimmy Palmer…Brian Dietzen
Leon Vance…Rocky Carroll
Nick Torres…Wilmer Valderrama
Kasie Hines…Diona Reasonover
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell…Joe Spano
Delilah Fielding…Margo Harshman
PAST
Jack Sloane…Maria Bello
Ellie Bishop…Emily Wickersham
Abby Sciuto…Pauley Perrette
Anthony DiNozzo…Michael Weatherly
Ziva David…Cote de Pablo
Jenny Shepard…Lauren Holly
Caitlin Todd…Sasha Alexander
Jeanne Benoit…Scottie Thompson
Mike Franks…Muse Watson
Gerald Jackson…Pancho Demmings
Trent Kort…David Dayan Fisher
Tom Morrow…Alan Dale
Cynthia Sumner…Stephanie Mello
Special Agent Michelle Lee…Liza Lapira
Secretary of the Navy Clayton Jarvis…Matt Craven
Anthony DiNozzo, Sr….Robert Wagner
Kelly Gibbs…Mary Mouser
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann…Susanna Thompson
Jackson Gibbs…Ralph Waite
Erica Jane ‘EJ’ Barrett…Sarah Jane Morris
Special Agent Paula Cassidy…Jessica Steen
Ari Haswari…Rudolf Martin
Shannon Gibbs…Darby Stanchfield
Mossad Director Eli David…Michael Nouri
Guy Ross…Kent Shocknek
Mossad Officer Michael Rivkin…Merik Tadros
CGIS Agent Abigail Borin…Diane Neal
Alejandro Rivera…Marco Sanchez
NCIS Probationary Agent Ned Dorneget…Matt Jones
Dr. Samantha Ryan…Jamie Lee Curtis
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G. Callen…Chris O’Donnell
Kensi Blye…Daniela Ruah
Eric Beale…Barrett Foa
Hetty Lange…Linda Hunt
Sam Hanna…LL Cool J
Marty Deeks…Eric Christian Olsen
Nell Jones…Renée Felice Smith
Owen Granger…Miguel Ferrer
Nate Getz…Peter Cambor
PAST
Dominic Vail…Adam Jamal Craig
Arkady Kolcheck…Vyto Ruginis
Vostanik Sabatino…Erik Palladino
Lauren Hunter…Claire Forlani
Anna Kolcheck…Bar Paly
NCIS Agent Thompson…Jeronimo Spinx
Marcel Janvier…Christopher Lambert
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Dwayne Pride…Scott Bakula
Christopher LaSalle…Lucas Black
Meredith Brody…Zoe McLellan
Sebastian Lund…Rob Kerkovich
Loretta Wade…CCH Pounder
Patton Plame…Daryl Mitchell
Sonja Percy…Shalita Grant
JPSO Deputy…Patrick Constantine Bertagnolli Jr.
Laurel Pride…Shanley Caswell
Douglas Hamilton…Steven Weber
