{"id":70103,"date":"2026-05-27T20:19:37","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T01:19:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/?p=70103"},"modified":"2026-05-27T20:19:37","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T01:19:37","slug":"days-best-lines-for-the-week-of-may-18-2026","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2026\/05\/27\/days-best-lines-for-the-week-of-may-18-2026\/","title":{"rendered":"Days Best Lines For The Week Of May 18, 2026"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\"><b><span style=\"font-family: Georgia;font-size: large\">Days of Our Lives Best Lines<br \/>\n<\/span><\/b><\/p>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-6109\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/dayslogo.jpg\" alt=\"Days of Our Lives logo\" width=\"235\" height=\"200\" \/><\/p>\n<p class=\"auto-style3\">Best Lines by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2020\/06\/20\/biomichelecheryl\/\">Michele and Cheryl<\/a><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: So you&#8217;re saying that EJ double crosses you? What did he do? Spit in your shepherd&#8217;s pie? Give away your favorite coat to Goodwill? Oh, come on, I\u2019m just joking.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gwen: If you can&#8217;t tell, I&#8217;m not in any mood for your stupid jokes. And I can see from your pushy energy you&#8217;re not saying any of this as a friend to me but rather as the weaselly reporter, Leo Stark, who&#8217;s just jonesing for his next scoop.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Uh, Gwenny, my sweet, I must inform you that my energy is always pushy.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: I&#8217;m also worried about my oldest, dearest friend.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gwen: Are you being sincere?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Yes, I am. I promise you I am. I miss my friend, especially when she&#8217;s not hurling insults at me like pies at a county fair.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gwen: Kristen?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Kristen: Gwen? Ahh, Leo.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gwen: What are you doing at the Salem Inn?<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Uh, you know, I&#8217;m sensing the potential for a rather acrimonious exchange, so I&#8217;m just gonna jump in and say that whatever Kristen is doing here, it&#8217;s none of our business.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Kristen: Thank you, Leo.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Although, why does one leave a hotel room in the middle of the afternoon looking like they just auditioned for an \u201880s hair band, unless it was for a little, you know.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(to Kristen)<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: Were you just engaging in a little midday mambo, Ms. DiMera? Is that why your hair looks like it&#8217;s doing jazz hands?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">(about Kristen)<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Leo: I&#8217;m not judging. Do you know how many hotel rooms I&#8217;ve walked out of in the middle of the afternoon? The \u201cdo not disturb sign\u201d was practically invented for me.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Gabi: Look, I know that you&#8217;re not fond of me.<br \/>\n<\/span><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Julie: Nothing gets past you. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/2021\/07\/27\/days-best-lines\/\">Back to the Days Best Lines Page<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/index.php\/daytime\/days\/\">Back to the Days of Our Lives Main Page<\/a><\/p>\n<script async src=\"https:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js\"><\/script>\r\n<!-- TVMEGBODY -->\r\n<ins class=\"adsbygoogle\"\r\n     style=\"display:block\"\r\n     data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-1056557952271337\"\r\n     data-ad-slot=\"8801203268\"\r\n     data-ad-format=\"auto\"\r\n     data-full-width-responsive=\"true\"><\/ins>\r\n<script>\r\n     (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({});\r\n<\/script>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-6108\" src=\"https:\/\/www.tvmeg.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/07\/daysanim.gif\" alt=\"Days of Our Lives cast animated GIF\" width=\"137\" height=\"153\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Days of Our Lives Best Lines Best Lines by Michele and Cheryl Leo: So you&#8217;re saying that EJ double crosses you? What did he do? Spit in your shepherd&#8217;s pie? Give away your favorite coat to Goodwill? Oh, come on, I\u2019m just joking. 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